I wanna throw up

What’s creepiest about gooby is he doesn’t come across as an innocent teddy bear that just came alive. Like poo. He comes across like a full grown man.. a disgusting and selfish one at that.

The guys in the beginning: "IT'S GOOBY DAY!!! SO EXCITED!" 11 minutes in: "I wanna strangle Gooby."

The most distressing thing about this whole movie is that Gooby is constantly eating and saying he's hungry, which could only happen if he had organs and a digestive system.

the child actor seemed genuinely quite competent

“So our color palette choice for this movie was mustard, vomit, stale bread, rotting wood and sadness.”

My favorite part is the weird two headed CGI creature that is just never mentioned again

I love how Gooby being a terrifying monster is so attention grabbing the fact the bully’s uncle apparently causally owns a fur suit is just. Completely glanced over.

I swear I’ve watched this video like 12 times and yet the CGI alien monster catches me off guard every time. I never remember it exists.

I love how most dumb school bully characters dress as horror villains or creepy clowns or something for Halloween but this guy? He just wants to dress up as a giant hot dog and I support him.

Gooby isn’t real, the kid is just having a mental breakdown

RIP Robbie Coltrane. You will always be remembered for this role. It was truly the peak of your acting career.

The fact that Gooby was released the same year as Avatar is something I'll never fully reconcile with.

I feel like this movie was written in the eighties, the script was left in some filing cabinet and exhumed twenty years later by a studio that was desperate for money.

none of them mentioned the fact that the bully was wearing a hotdog costume...and we’ve already established that Gooby loves to eat hotdogs...Gooby was gonna eat that child.

The fact that Drew probably made more money off this video than Gooby did in theaters is absolutely hilarious but honestly it’s way better this way.

y'know looking back on it now I'm so glad they decided to cover gooby instead of tall girl. Gooby is art. Bad art, but art nonetheless. I'm glad these guys took the time to make fun of it for being bad instead of the meaningless corporate drivel that Netflix produces. I genuinely wouldn't even consider tall girl art, it might as well have been written by an ai lmao

“i like being your dad” may be the most shocking twist in cinematic history

“this teacher just wants everyone to know that he writes books and he wants to be a famous author but he’s also a teacher” yeah that is literally every college professor ever

kurtis was so quite the video. i can only assume he secretly loved this movie or was so traumatized he couldn’t even form words

I was genuinely expecting this to be a plot-twist horror movie where gooby was actually a grown man in a bear costume the whole time

Danny: hair Kurtis: must touch nose ring Drew: mR aSs

is no one gonna talk about the fact that they somehow completely abandoned the whole 2 headed alien thing?? like... where did it go?

Things E.T. did that this bear failed to do: 1) keep quiet when he needed to 2) treat belongings gently 3) actually make people feel better 4) amaze people 5) make us sympathize with him 6) make us cry at his departure And he was neither an imaginary friend NOR from Earth

I feel like the main issue is that Goobie has the mind and mannerisms of a child with the body and voice of a grown man who wants you to call him dad

this kid really outed his uncle as a furry huh

My role models are three grown men yelling “GET UP GOOBY”

4:44 loving the fact that drew consciously didn’t ruff up kurtis’ curls

the realisation that billy is ethan from 'my babysitter's a vampire' has forever changed my life. has no idea how to feel about it.

“Puts children in life threatening danger” Gooby: ight imma head out

**Will about to fall to his death** Gooby: I G O T T O G O

Rip to the legendary Robbie Coltrane known for his excellent success as Gooby

Kurtis with his friends: small font Kurtis alone: BOLD

“I like being your dad” gave me such a visceral reaction that I made a horrified sound of despair in public

the $6.5 million was spent on catering for Gooby

Anyone else feel like Gooby is better suited to a live action five nights at Freddie’s movie than anything remotely involving children

my favorite robbie coltrane moment was when he said “it’s gooby time” and goobed all over the place what a guy

“Big Bruce” “Why do you think they call him that?” Me internally: Because he wears size 13 nikes. Men’s size 13 nikes.

Danny: Normal shirt Kurtis: Camp rock shirt Drew: *M r a s s*

22:04 *musical theatre kids start bursting out into song* everyone: "wait what's going on..."

gooby needs to become a cult movie at the same level as the room, i would absolutely go to a midnight screening and yell shit at the screen every time something batshit insane happens

Kurtis is wearing a camp rock shirt, drew is wearing a shirt that says"Mr Ass" and Danny is wearing his own merch. Fashion 100

This movie came out in 2009 but you could have convinced me it came out in like 1983

i’m in a fairly new relationship and they’re so sad hagrid died. i’m not a big fan of harry potter but in my head i just keep thinking NOOO GOOBY. how would i even explain this movie to them 😭😭

watching these three together is so comforting in a way 😭 with so many other channels it’s hard to watch cause everyone just yells over each other, especially if it’s their channel, but with drew, danny and kurtis they all just really listen to each other, laugh at one another’s jokes and are all in all respectful af 😭 it’s literally the bare minimum i know but so wholesome

"Nice costume, my uncle's got one just like it" his uncle is a furry

Why does the movie imply a weird and gross romantic tension between Goobie and Will

15:11 "🎶I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes🎶"

8:51im riding my bike looking left and right AND NOT FORWARD

mom: we have paddington at home paddington at home:

the color palette in this movie just looks like vomit and it smells bad just looking at it

rip robbie coltrane, i’ll never forget when you said it’s goobin’ time and goobed all over those guys😢

I swear to god. Gooby is just a homeless guy in a bear suit that goes from kid to kid just to find a place to stay

The way he said “I like being your dad” made me wanna peel my skin off and I think Drew felt the same

Will: *Is in danger* Gooby: Aight imma head out

R.I.P. to Robbie Coltrane, the guy who voiced Gooby. As many others know, he played Hagrid in Harry Potter.

The microphone lines up with Drew's knee too well. For a second or two after every cut to the couch, my brain thinks that Drew has one bare leg with a fishnet stocking.

also known as gooby emotionally abusing and manipulating a 10 year old child and being a menace to society for 90 minutes asmr

drew: oldest sibling danny: middle child kurtis: youngest child

I loved the part where he said “it’s goobin’ time” and goobed all over the place, truly the best movie of all time

Rest in peace Robbie Coltrane, thank you for goob'n around

“My uncle’s got one just like that” is his uncle a furry. Is his uncle. A furry.

I love how, while Danny and Drew just joke around, Kurtis seems to be actually deeply disturbed by this like he looks so done and you can see the light leave his eyes with every passing second

There are 4 Gooby fanfictions on AO3. Here is one tag from each of them: 10 March, 2020: Bestiality (yes its what you think) 21 May, 2020: Gooby/Kurtis Conner 24 May, 2023: Gordon Ramsey 26 June, 2023: Jeremy Renner I've read all of them (less than 3,000 words in total). Highly recommend.

I love how Kurtis is just genuinely pissed off at the movie

The whole movie looks and smells like stale mustard

“My uncle has one just like it” So either his uncle is like a children’s entertainer or a furry and we’re just going to let that SLIDE?

Someone please remember 14:11 for me so I can remember the moment Gooby gave me Daddy Issues

Robbie coltrane died. There will never be a gooby 2. And im sure thats the reason.. Nothing else

Why does this movie look like it smells

Gooby came out in 2009. That is the craziest thing I’ve heard in a while. This movie looks like it came out in 1995

I feel like this movie could've worked if it was an 80s film, if Gooby was less creepy or at least child/toy sized, and if he wasn't such an inconvenience. Gooby's like that mascot you see at a kid's place that every child cries over.

11:38 the proportions on his costume make me uncomfortable, no human sized huggable teddy bear character should have feet bigger than his head and a body proportioned so it tapers upward like a triangle. Everything about Gooby makes me want to get away from him.

What’s really weird is this movie came out in 2009. *2009. Just 10 years ago.* I could have sworn, based on the aesthetic, the clothes, the bad CGI, the music, and overall message that it was from ‘99 or ‘00. Or maybe even as far back at ‘95. Wtf.

"This movie cost 6.5 million dollars." "And made 3 thousand dollars." *BIG OL' OOF*

I can't be the only one that thinks that the teacher looks like a humanoid owl tho💀

All jokes aside, it was honestly really cool of Robbie Coltrane to take up this role. Rest In Peace

kurtis: i hate gooby SO MUCH *gets a tattoo of him*

Finding out that the kid won an award for his performance in this was a new emotion

Drew singing “I’m riding my bike looking left and right and AaGhGhaa “ makes me lady so HARD

im surprised gooby didnt eat the hot dog kid and then throw his body away saying "have you seen that before?"

imagine walking past that hotel room and hearing 3 grown men chanting "GOOBY GOOBY GOOBY"

Gooby is like your alcoholic dad who was just divorced and he wants to bond with you

robby coltrane’s magnum opus

This movie is some sort of ungodly cross between ET, the Jungle Book, and 5 Nights at Freddie's

Me: Mom, can we get Paddington? Mom: We have Paddington at home Paddington at home:

Of course the voice of Gooby is fucking Hagrid. “You’re a Gooby, Harry.”

I’m always so impressed by how quickly Drew comes up with the bike song 😂 8:56

robby coltrane died today so im rewatching this in his honor o7

I love how Danny changed his hair just to throw us off the the fact that he’s an exact replica of Drew.

Danny: **doesn't do his hair** *instantly looks 10 years younger*

Nearly 3 years late but after scrolling past 5 comments I noticed a lack of attention to the kid actor later becoming the main character in My Babysitter's a Vampire. Ngl this movie could be a prequel considering 1) explains how his parents can afford to go on unique dates as they were always working 2) how Goob can magically come alive 3) that he has always been "unique"🤔

I love that they spent half the budget on a cgi alien & then did jack shit with it for the rest of the movie

I love how Drew wears a shirt with ‘mr ass’ written over it, Kurtis a camp rock shirt and Danny just straight up wears his own merch

Danny is currently cosplaying the love child of kurtis and drew

Why is this the first thing I watched after I heard Robbie Coltrane passed...

RIP Gooby, was my first thought. Please Goob in heaven

"My mom and I call it Hot Dog Park because of all the flashers."

Imagine being in the hotel room next door and hearing a muffled “get up gooby! get up gooby! get up gooby!”

Came back to pay my condolences to Mr. Coltrane ❤❤❤