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The Minecraft reference to the “who didn’t finish cutting down this tree? You cannot just leave them floating!” Got me tbh

"Dad what's dark humour" "You see that guy with no arms over there tell him to clap" "But dad I'm blind" "Exactly"

kris "i scream in my sleep is that anyone else?" the veteran community: "we usually call that ptsd"

I just wanna say " The way she gives us a compliment before the video actually starts" that's really sweet.

-Kris’s optimistic sister: “You wanna hear some dark humor?” -Kris: “Oh yeah, I love dark humor.” -Her sister: “*Turns off the lights* Knock knock.” -Kris: “Turn the Danm lights back on.”

Kris: Let's keep this family-friendly *Also Kris: *proceeds to cuss**

As you were saying "If I'm eating I need to be watching something" I'm literally watching you right now while eating suishi

i have really bad humor too and ill never forget when my friend was explaining how his grandma was really weird and i was eating a cinnamon twist from dominos. So i said "see this shape,i hope your grandma looses her hair because of this". little did i know the other friend we were with her grandma died from cancer. i felt so bad. Love ya Kris your hilarious!

I've had exams all day and this just makes everything better 🙃

Kris you can't box the child back, that's spawn-camping.

The "Im going to the dollar store oh bleyeuoqdj-" had me dying cause that is so me lol

10:16 there is no way, I’m literally watching this while eating Chick fil a, Kris is so relatable

Kris: "I'm 25 and I want to be unalive" Me: "I'm 14 and I'm gonna go drown in a stream" :)

Dark humour at its finest 🥰

i love your positive attitude and your realness, you inspire me to just move on and live my life when i actually gave up on it.. love

Does anyone else feel good when Kris compliments us?

Kris straight after cussing: This is a family friendly channel

“I’m a terrible person” -kris A mood. A literal mood.

"We could go to the dollar store." 'Continues to forget shes in a video, "I got something from the dollar store" ' 'Looks at camera' Oh wait. "Never mind , Okay" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I absolutly love how she is so honest and doesnt fake her personality for her videos. She is so funny too. (FYI- I cant spell)

Can I just say I love your UKposts videos so much they bring me joy when I’m sad. You got me over my depression. Thank you so much for bringing me joy. I love you.💚

I love her because she actually cares about her audience, it is just so nice and makes up for all my terrible days. Thank you! You've saved me from some terrible days!

"I'm a terrible person" - Kris who also is the best dog mom to Kevin and makes everyone smile and laugh constantly and is the only reason some of us smile on certain days

The tight hotel bedsheets are for me, celina and all my other sleepwalking buddies 😂😂😂

"IF I am eating something I need to be watching something" Omg that is my too! My food gets cold when I pick to long as well! We fam!❤❤

Her whole personality just makes me happy

Kris: Hey, looking good, got something from the dollar store. Also Kris: So let's look at some dark humour.

“Is it safe to swallow semen?” “Maybe?” God, I love Bob The Drag Queen, he does great drag 😂

As a Southern American, I absolutely love your Southern impression! It's so spot on, it cracks me up every time

Kris in her intro: “you look good!” Me: *Crying with mascara runing down my face this whole video*

Kris: “I just want chaos” Me thinking: “I just found my soulmate”

dude its so true i literally cant eat until i watch something

just now realizing ive been watching kallmekris for over a year starting with tiktok to youtube

She's dope. Seems like the kind of friend you can have fun with no matter what you're doing. Like just dying laughing at Walmart.

“I’m 25, and I just wanna be… unalived” is it just me or does anyone else wanna just give Kris a hug and tell her its okay We all love u Kris ❤️❤️

So straight up love your sense of humor

they tuck the sheets so tight to help you not bring a stranger to bed and have all sorts of regret. Only room for one under these sheets.

Kris: I’m a terrible person Me: Same. The Relatability level just keeps increasing.

nobody: Kris every time *It* is mentioned: "I'm absina- abstin-" literally love the little skits in between 🥰

12:03 ill be honest i only now realised that was a lamp in the background like i legit thought it was a baseball cap or some shit like that AND I HAVE WATCHED THIS VIDEO MULTIPLE TIMES

Scold all you want! The best pizza (on regular pizza sauce) is 1. Mushroom 2. Black olive 3. Onion 4. Tomato and 5. Pineapple. On bbq? 1. Chicken 2. Bacon 3. Onion and 4. Pineapple On ranch? 1. Ground beef 2. Tomato 3. Bacon 4. Onion and 5. Cheddar On Alfredo? 1. Spinach 2. Tomato 3. Chicken and 4. Mushroom

Kris: "youre looking good, yeah" Me: finally someone appreciates me

Kris: This is a family friendly channel Also Kris: *Basically admits she's swallowed seman before* 😂

Im so glad your a youtuber, you remind me of a childhood i never enjoyed

The funniest part of this video to me was when you asked "Does anyone scream in their sleep" I'm in tears because of that like I'm just imagining it like “*Sleeping*... AAAAAAAAHHH!!! *Sleeping*” I'm in tears rn

"is it safe to swallow seamen?" Kmc: "I mean I do..." Fucking killed me. Hahaha

when she says " i'm a terrible person" but she complements us every video

The frog was so flippin' cute!!

In my school I have the highest GPA alongside some of my classmates, for us its 4.33, that does spark my curiosity though, if schools have higher GPA's, also awesome video!

Kris: "I need to watch something while eating" Me: **Eating rn**

Hearing,”And you can Call me Kris” just makes my whole day no matter what happend

I can tell you all the weird shit I do in MY sleep 😅 • Talking • Walking • Flipping off the air 💀 • Snoring • dancing • crying • Screaming • flipping the damn light switch at the end of the hall • laughing • Whine (Yes literal fucking whining) • Making damn snacks I think that's it 💀

Yup! I have to be watching something when I eat!!! Then I end up heating my food. I’ve learned to find something to watch just before the foods done.

Kris: "You're looking good" Me: "Yeah and I went to the sun last night" Kris: "Wait what??" Me: "What? I thought we were saying things that are impossible."

Kris be like: "You're looking good, yeah." Me: looking down at the PJs that I haven't changed out off yet...

It is said that to this day "David" still fears the color green.

“Where do you work?!” “I accidentally put my finger in the subway fresh cutter…”

Once we had overnight guests so my daughter slept in with me. Well I had JUST fallen into a deep sleep, when she sat bolt upright screamed "NINJAS" and laid back down. Needless to say, I had a heart attack and maybe died for a moment or two. While she slept on peacefully and I was wide awake with my eyes bugging out for the rest of the night.

StarBucks: "We're saving the envirememt with our paper straws!" Also StarBucks: Has plastic cups.

I am literally watching this while I'm eating dinner. And I can't eat without a video either

T y my mini and I love your content and we appreciate all the fun that we get to have with you and your channel thanks so much you come really far, you look absolutely fabulous and yes you did before LOL🎉😅

Kris: “you look kinda good today, ngl” Literally, i was feeling so insecure, and now you are the star of my day. Thank you Kris, ily

Yes, I do have to have my comfy spot, comfy clothes, & my Powerade + strawberry’s or whatever meal BEFORE I eat 😂

the phone got me rolling on the floor🤣😆😆

Me: wanna hear some dark humour? Kris:sure Me:k "Turns lights off" Me: knock knock Kris: turn the lights back on

"anyone else scream in their sleep, no? Just me?" Absolutely killed me

5:25 I laughed so hard I choked on my food😂

I just came out to my mom today in school and I’m nervous to come home so this helps me Calm down

No one: Kris: "This is a famil- *swears* family friendly channel!"

Dark humor is literally my entire personality 😂

RIP to the wallet of that chick getting gas on Disney property ... the "tourist tax" is no joke ...

19:32 are we not gonna talk about how messed up that charger is 😂

Kris: " this is a family friendly channel " also kris: " Fuck! "

Kris, if you were 'unalive' then there would be so many unhappy people. You make us laugh, give us comfort and let us be seen. Keep being you!

Your compliments always make me smile🥹

True like i get something to eat but i have to find a video to watch

kris: "does anybody else scream in their sleep" me: "no but i cry in my sleep...a lot" 😀

Kris:"We like to keep it family friendly here" Also Kris:"Oh shit"

10:05 I could not agree more. In fact, I'm home alone tonight and watched your videos while eating Spaghettio's for dinner. 🤣

Mad respect for the GOT chair. I really hope all the spin offs come soon! :)

I heard a theory that Dora is actually blind because she always asks where things are and never looks at anything and boots leads her everywhere 😅

let’s take a moment to appreciate Kris making us smile everyday

With 20 mil a year, your maid hires a maid to do the cleaning, you have three personals chefs and each kids has their own nanny, hell get a nanny for yourself too.

I cannot eat until I find the perfect video

"Hello everyone I am kallmekris and you can call me Kris" is iconic, never fails me in getting a smile on my face, makes my day!!!!

Pro tip: pick what you want to watch AS YOUR FOOD COOKS so you don’t have to lose the heat. Just pick, sit, eat, watch🙃

i dont only scream in my sleep, i also talk. And have my eyes open. A while ago i told my boyfriend 'to watch the damn series' while pointing at a ukulele on the other side of the room.

The screaming in your sleep is something I used to relate to but for some reason I don't have dreams anymore.

The problem with paper straws is that they're not even recyclable, so it's just as bad as regular straws. I use reusable silicone ones instead 😃

me - *just woke up* Kris - “you look good” me - “aww thank you”

I am here for the dark humor love it

Omg Kris love you. You are so funny, you always make my day. Ilysm.

Me:expects jokes about dead children (i love dark dark humor) Kris: frog playing poker

Love your vids keep up the great work❤❤

About the bedsheets in hotel rooms: I believe, they are for couples that have the blanket-thief-issue 😂

It's not fair I can't compliment Kris back in-person, she always makes me feel good about myself 😂

That one about the stay-at-home husband: I'm a lady and all my life I have distrusted men to be able to hold down a job and provide so I always, always assumed that I'd be the provider. My mark of wealth would be making enough money to cherry-pick literally any man I want to marry and then keep him in good cognac while I ran my business empire. I'm 36 and don't even own a house yet so this is gonna take a while.

I totally understand. I do that every day.

Well I talk in my sleep (with eyes wide open and doesn't remember anything when I wake up)😅 but screaming in your sleep is super cool 😂

Kris: "This is a family friendly channel." Also Kris: "dumb ass" "Oh shit. Oh shit!!" 🤣