"I'm either too introverted, or too extroverted..." This was the most relatable thing I've ever heard

"She's attractive... I'm gonna say both" **sharp inhale** I felt that Kris 😳😅

Every video that kris makes cures 1% of my depression

I just wanna make this comment to show my appreciation to this amazing woman!!! I’ll always gravitate towards her videos, either to pass the time or if I just need a good laugh, or just to smile. The fact that we have a person that is this amazing, is just the biggest blessing in the whole world! I love you so much KMK and I hope that someday you can see just how awesome you are, and how much you have impacted so many lives in such a positive way❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉

kris: “he’s weird just like me, prolly just like u” me: i’m not weird *me watching this in a literal banana costume*

Kris:"He's weird, Just like me and probably you" Me with a Lamp shade on my head: 👍

RDJ is one of my old-enough-to-be-my-father celebrity crushes.

I love Kris, she is such a lovely human being and she is a very good influence on UKposts and other platforms. she is a miracle and I wish I could meet her.💜

As a bisexual dude, I've always loved the phrase "swing both ways" cause it sounds like I'm attacking my haters violently with a bat.

Kris: *Stutters in Gay* She's.. she's pretty and that, that.. that's a dress uh Me: Kris do you have something to tell us

13:50 As my friend told me as I was mentioning how this fit me so well. "The reason we want to see others happy and help them be happy is because we know how tough life gets and how much it hurts to suffer through it alone. So we make sure others around us are happy and know that they aren't alone and we care"

I love how kris just keeps telling how cute and pretty they are when people feel bad about themselves

" I guessed you've had a rough couple of days " Me: yep, I definitely haven't cried over small things my mum has said about me

She is probably one of the few TikTokers who will deservedly be successful after transitioning to UKposts.

Kris is just a relatable queen.

You are two are so adorable i love your relationship and being there for eachother through such difficult time and good. Reminds me off my relationship witch we have been going through alot this makes me so happy 😊

"People on tik tok could solve a crime before the police..." Me remembering when 4chan was stalking Shia LaBeouf across the world and found him by the WOOD GRAIN PATTERN ON THE BACKGROUND WALL!

"why do people with mental health problems try to comfort other people?" Because we don't want others to feel as broken as we do on the daily

9:27 The Dursleys in Harry Potter: “WAELL CRAYUP.” (That’s how I imagine their voices >:D)

I'm just a photographer / 3D lover that will always love good designs or real things. So, the women body is the representation of the beauty in our world, that thing will not hurt your relationship. It is just inspiration for other things, at least for me. I don't go crazy with this but if something is beautiful for me, then i can take some new ideas from there. So, i don't talk about cheating because i don't want something else for than what i see in that pose, it's just the moment that made my mind going to other ideas. Beauty is the thing that engages you to do more. And beauty can be in many forms, abstract, real, fantasy etc... So... in my pov, everything that looks interesting to me, i will want to capture it, immortalize it in a photo, then finding what other people sees of it and then going on from that. Kris, cheers for all your work and be well!

Kris’ excuse for everything “I’m abstinent so…” LOVE YOU KRIS

the fact that whenever kris talks to us, she's right, freaks me out.

Stumbling around and being confused or making no sense can mean other things than a stroke. I have anemia and hemoglobin issues. I literally live my life like I'm under water. Anyway, going to the hospital is key.

The “cuddling boyfriend and he falls asleep in three minutes.. up alone” Literally me right now. 😭 Also the oversharing with people and then regretting it later or thinking you’re being a social butterfly but then you go home and think you might have just annoyed people 😂🤣 so relatable.

the "I'm Kallmekris and you can call me Kris" will never get old

I've never heard her non-acting voice before she's so calm,

The start warmed my heart just from seeing her

Extremely bisexual guy here: 99% of the time if I like someone's picture, I do want them to know I liked it, but not really in a flirtatious way. For me, the likes are a quick way of getting across "You look really nice here!" or "That new outfit looks great!". Especially since I mostly only follow friends and acquaintances, they're the people I want to be complimenting.

"SHES JACKED, she looks like she can pick me up and throw me across the room.... and im here for it"

any time kris brings up something sexual: i’m abstinent kills me every time 😂

once i was at a party and i was sat there with my drink exactly like Kris and people were like, "are you okay?" i was like "umm, yeah! yeah I'm fine" and like, i was fine but i guess i look rlly miserable but I'm actually enjoying myself and having a good time and actually thinking abt it, i do this at every party i ever go to and that's actually kinda funny.

as someone with lots of anxiety these past couple of days, and obsessed with rubber ducks, durtle just made my day, thank you.❤

Just realized she recorded this video at 2 am

Kris: "I have both daddy and mommy issues...so" Me: same, same-

Kris: "what's happening?" Me: "Just look in the bottom left corner😂" 23:29 Love You Kris! Thanks for being my therapist these past few years!

That Zodiac rant was so relatable.

The pansexual energy Kris radiates is inspiring. I love that she'll fall for thirst traps from anyone regardless of gender.

Kris: literally being a therapist to everyone ... Also Kris: completely insulting herself. You are a beautiful strong independent wamen ! Keep being a goddess

Bro that flip-flop hit was SO GODAMN SMOOTH

"Did the cat die??Is the cat dead!!!!!!" The horse literally dancing.

When Kris described a depressed person helping others meanwhile you're in a pool of despair with no arms and legs just trying to stay a float and breathe. I've never been able to describe how I feel until *NOW* Thank you Kris, we can float together.

Kris:"He's weird, Just like me and probably you" Me who just spend a large sum of money on a giant unicorn stuffie called Steve

"If you don't have to make a decision, don't make a decision." It's about unintended consequences and the idea that every decision you make has at least two unintended consequences. Sometimes it's better to do nothing. The trick is figuring out when those times are. I go by how informed I am. If I don't know enough to make an informed opinion on something, I probably shouldn't make any big decisions regarding it.

"Taurus let's you be dominant sometimes like it's an allowance" had me rolling

this is basically Kris being pansexual, her being sad, and her laughing

Kris: "I think you've had a rough couple days" Me: "guurrrrlll that's the reason I'm watching this video because you make everything so much better"

I loved working in a nursing home..while they never remembered my name As soon a i would walk in they would all light up like a kid at xmas. Was heart renchingly adorable 😊

Kris's intros are the ONLY intro i dont want to skip

Durtle "He's weird. Jut like me...." "And probably just like u if you're watching this!" I felt that

The tiktok FYP often brings me videos that make me want to uninstall the app, ironic right?

Kid coughing: MOm iM sICk me having diarrhea bc I drunk the milk after lunch: *waits it out* Me later throwing up leaving a school event: "maybe I should've told someone"😂

Love knowing terrifying facts at 2:47 AM with the lights off while being alone in my room upstairs and being the ONLY person upstairs :D

There is a robin Williams quote that explains why people with depression put others first " I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that" - Robin Williams

An alternative title: Kris simping over beautiful people for 25 minutes straight (Well most of the video at least)

The fact that im watching this at 1 am while drawing 🤣🤣 just because I couldn’t sleep so i decided to watch this best video ever i must say

Is no one gonna talk about “ OHHHH NOOOOO OUR TABBBBLLLEEEEESSSSS BROOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEN”😂😂😂😂

Kris: duck turtle All of the avatar fans: *aggressive turning of heads*

Kris: “I have both Daddy and Mommy issues” Todoroki: “Same here” ✌️

When she said “ stooop i think that plad looks adorable on you” I cried the rest of the video 🥲

9:27 I know this is really good advice, but imagine if the Dursleys followed this in Harry Potter 😂

Rough couple days. Yes. Depression has been pretty bad lately but this helps. Thanks for being you 💕

I am *grateful* for Kris being here. She’s not a person that would mask her problems and put on fake positivity, she’s open and loving towards everyone, not to mention how relatable she is. And that’s why I love her so much 💖🙏

I am literally up at 3 in the morning and I was dying when you said can’t sleep!😂

Fun fact this video was the video I watched after I just watched a horror movie and get a call at 3 am and I answer and just hear breathing which is 1yr after I heard a girl's voice scream "help me" and I live alone. Not to mention the number was blocked So thanks for calming me down after my haunted af house is after me

"If you can write the problem down clearly, it is halfway solved", simply means that if you can put the problem into writing, then you understand the problem. Understanding the problem is the halfway mark to fixing the problem.

I usually don’t fall asleep quickly, unless I imagine fake scenarios of characters of the fandoms I’m in at night lol. I’ve done this since I was a kid so now it’s really easy and is natural now.

That 2nd one hit way too hard. Seriously im crying a lot right now.

We just got my sun that toy. He loves it. Also my son was a preemie,so the short clip of the family in the NICU breaks me heart to. My son was in the hospital for 8 months. Now he's 1 and half and doing great. Thank you for your videos. I watch them with my son. One of the very few shows I can watch lol. Stay safe

Fun fact, the "spider" that was on the girls face was not actually a a spider. It was a tailless whip scorpion. Also, it was the same bug that Professor Moody tortured in Goblet of Fire.

"children are evil" "facts!" Me and my brothers, (which we are children,) watching this rn: "It's ok- we love her... =''']

Kris explaining exactly how I feel about zodiac signs XD

holy **** Kallmekris that's it!! your face, your attitude, your style...is perfect, you are perfect for the starring role of the survivor in an apocalyptic horror movie series

Can we all just take a moment... To appreciate... Kris's AMAZING MAKEUP AND HAIR!!!!!

I hope Kris is ok. Although she hasn't said that she isn't in a relationship as a main subject I'm sure we all picked up on it. I just hope it's not too hard on her

Kris in here talking about her depression that definitely sounds like me before I got diagnosed with ADHD 😂

The tik tok: “So-“ Kris: “Facts”

"I am afraid of henry cavill walking through my door and *bleeeeep*" was a whole damn mood for me 🤣

Who else found Kris randomly and couldn't stop watching her?? Love u.

I'm either excessively contemplative, or too extroverted..." This was the most engaging thing I've heard

i cried when in saw that durtle its so beautiful!!!!!

Your insomnia, depression, social anxiety/oversharing, and zodiac sign stuff was SO relatable. I love your channel.❤️

Kris: love that every other video has been about the LGBT community Also Kris: how many drinks would it take for me to hook up with these women

Murphys law is to expect the unexpected because anything that can go wrong with a plan or situation will inevitably go wrong with the situation and or plan you have devised. It is Murphys law that is part of the reason to have a secondary plan in place when you have anything planned

14:55 every thing that “thing” says is literally everything is opposite to you! 😂❤

I like people’s pictures because I hope it makes them feel better about themselves, you never know how much insecurity someone can have even if their hella pretty

I know there's almost nothing one can say that can just cure depression, but Kris, you are truly such a wonderful human being. Just know that you are consistently affecting peoples lives all over social media in such a positive way and that's no small thing.

I recently got shit on by another girl for “not having a personality” Meanwhile me being silent wanting to cry, I don’t know what to say since I’m far younger then most of the people there, and the person sitting right beside me has been ignoring me, making rude comments, and just told me it was all because I had been flirting with her. Yay, people are so nice!

Love when someone who has never had insomnia suggests you just tire yourself out. Dude do they think after 4 days of only getting 2-3hrs of sleep a night isn’t tiring?! It’s my brain that won’t turn off so my tired ass body can sleep! Our sleep mode is permanently turned off on our brains and the only way to sleep is to run out of battery except we’re always plugged into an outlet with our battery only ever charging to 2%!

Don't know if someone else has said this but ticks can survive under water for long periods of time, you may want to burn or crush them.

"I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy, because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless. And they don't want anyone else to feel like that" -Robin Williams From the dark, comes comedy. I'm a Veteran who deals with heavy PTSD. And comedy is my go to. I do my best to make people around me laugh. Because it makes me laugh. Hang in there Kris. You're not alone.

I think we comfort people and take care of them because we don’t want people to feel the way we do

Kris I am also a cancer and we NEVER get included those types of vids. I feel you gurl you are the MOST relatable 💛

the amount of times she mentioned being depressed in this video broke my heart. kris u truly r and incredible person and im so sorry for all the bullshit ur going thru. we r all here for u no matter what

Fun fact from a tiktok i saw (expert advice for sure 😜): Did you know that oversharing/overexplaining, especially if you're scared about the message not coming across clearly, can also be a sign of rejection sensitive dysphoria (a condition where you basically already assume people will reject you without anyone outright rejecting you). If you made it to the end of this comment, don't worry, you in good company fam 💗💖

OML I WAS FREAKING OUT AT THE JJBA REFERENCE AHHHHHH!!!!!!! Jolyne cujoh

17:30 : talking a lot (if your generally introverted) is a sign of trama, and is a coping mechanism.

Kris: “I feel like You’ve been having a rough couple of days” Me: h- how 👁👄👁

kris: *that’s a- nice dress- that you have-* also kris: *breaks* fyp: *i think we broke her-*

When she said she feels like I’ve been having a tough time, that was truth. I am sad, and she just, yeah. She comforts us. Thx.

ok why is kris the most relatable person ever ... *realizes i have anxiety*