Dating Over 40 Is Like Thrift Store Shopping. Joe DeVito

Dating Over 40 Is Like Thrift Store Shopping. Joe DeVito - Full Special

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dating over 40 is like thrift store shopping and Jo DeVito has plenty of experience with it. Whether you're a huge fan of last seasons styles or are really good at finding your size among all the strange sizes, Joe Devito's metaphors for dating over 40 are spot on!
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@devitorules 3 роки тому

Hey everybody thanks for watching and for all the positive comments - all these views, it's mind blowing. Keep sharing, and keep in touch. Hope to see you all once touring starts up again!

@cecewilson7072 3 роки тому

Oh cool!! I just wrote a comment and then looked at the new comments and YOIU’ came up the most recent after me. Fun! 😍. Thanks for the laughs. We need your medicine bro ✨💕✨

@cecewilson7072 3 роки тому

laughter is the medicine I meant btw 🤣

@Omoloya1 3 роки тому

Really excellent work, Mr. DeVito! Keep going!!!

@DrJ-hx7wv 3 роки тому

First rate delivery. Excellent work. Today's my 49th birthday and I'm finally in a healthy relationship. I am, however, 6' and have all my hair (which is very long) so, maybe this doesn't apply to me.

@harmonygordon6901 3 роки тому

SO FUNNY! 😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤

@AndrewVelonis 3 роки тому

A 75 year old millionaire married a 25 year old woman. His brother took him aside and asked "How'd you get such a younger woman to marry you?" The guy answered "I lied about my age" The brother asked "How old did you say you were?" The guy answered"I told her I'm 85!"

@vilhelmhammershoi3871 3 роки тому

hahahahahaah

$@piotrfraczek1001$

@piotrfraczek1001 3 роки тому

It takes money honey.

@dellisaflavius1538 3 роки тому

🤣😂🤣

@MegOkuraJazz 3 роки тому

a good one!

@tonysanta1240 3 роки тому

Hilarious.

@Allen-qd9yw 8 місяців тому

I'm just a very few weeks from 60, and can tell you younger guys, this cat is SPOT ON. But makes it comical and he does it clean. I appreciate that.

@deaw87 2 місяці тому

I just turned 60 in December, newly divorced, with a plantar fasciitis that just won’t heal! This guy is describing my life! 😅 I laughed out loud all the way through it. 😊

@Mspiggy375 14 днів тому

@@deaw87do physical therapy for that. I did and it’s fine now. I’m older than you. It’s actually a muscle in your calf that when massaged and stretched will give you relief. Don’t let them do surgery!

@deaw87 14 днів тому

@@Mspiggy375 Thank you! The doctor doesn’t want to do surgery anyway because he doesn’t think it will help. Thanks for the idea of doing physical therapy. I never thought of that. It’s worth looking into. You’re so nice to reply!!

@PatrolOfficer161 9 днів тому

Just turned 71 and you ain't seen, felt or suffered anything yet! And your'e right, this act is spot on.

@miss1rabea 9 місяців тому

No vulgarity and no filthy swearing, just pure gold comedy ❤

@littlebighumancom 7 місяців тому

What a stupid comment

@vicvc6015 6 місяців тому

If you are bothered by vulgarity and swearing in comedy, quit watching comedians

@erikas7219 6 місяців тому

Drybar is perfect for this!

@chromaticvisuelle 6 місяців тому

@@vicvc6015nothing wrong being tired of swearing and filthy, I agree, very well written, a good change

@Heathcoatman 5 місяців тому

@@chromaticvisuelle Really nothing wrong with a few swear words either. Of course I mean for grown ups. Just words, you wont go to hell.

@whateverpsysaid7260 2 роки тому

I'm 21, and this is the best piece i have watched in years. No profanity, no controversial concepts, it's clean all the way. And man i can't emphasize enough on the creative transitions.

@Bogancharisma 2 роки тому

Comic genius Joey!

@margholtz 2 роки тому

LOL you will laugh a bit less when you actually reach 50 and find out how much truth is in this comedy routine. Laughing with a tear in my eye :"D

@QueenSloan 2 роки тому

How many years could u have been watching comedy?

@lifeintheshack2193 2 роки тому

Hard to be clean and funny, takes some talent for sure

@QueenSloan 2 роки тому

@@lifeintheshack2193 No its not. American comedians have gotten absolutely rediculas raunchy to the point its just disgusting and not even funny. No one wants the raunchy stuff. A female being raunchy is even worse. No ONE Wants that.

@becca5100 3 роки тому

It's midnight, I'm 70, can't sleep, in pain, in tears - hysterical laughter!! Thank you💙

@darrenrobinson9041 3 роки тому

Carol is that you ?

@mt5395 2 роки тому

Same

@JohnLloydScharf 2 роки тому

@Chris Merck That is a false expectation for someone who is 70. But, then, I have only been on one for 18 months and lost 50 pounds. Maybe it will get better.

@amazingsupergirl7125 2 роки тому

That’s awesome! I’m in pain all the time and am always searching for great standup. I hope you’re finding rest and relaxation ❤️🤟🏻

@becca5100 2 роки тому

@@amazingsupergirl7125 here's to laughter, my best to you...!

@SeeingSebastian 10 місяців тому

His style of self-deprecating humor is absolutely freaking brilliant.

@beagle808 5 місяців тому

That’s why he is a frequent guest on the Greg Gutfeld show 💪🇺🇸

@emilythesongbird2306 Рік тому

Hilarious! I can totally relate. I’m 48 and single and wow, it is crazy dating world. You really cracked me up and created lightness around a somewhat scary scene. Awesome comedic talent!

@bill4632 10 місяців тому

I just turned 46. Dating now is difficult. lol....ughh.

@carlaaustin6054 8 місяців тому

You are right. Your family setting you up with a blind date. I'm 65 and trying to adjust to what men look like at this age.

@JustAnotherGamer1005 4 місяці тому

I'm 40+ too (although people perceive me as being around 35) and dating is scary, although I don't think it has much to do with our age, then with the times we live in.

@beasthaven1571 3 місяці тому

Got any scary stories to share?@@JustAnotherGamer1005

@WilliamFluery 27 днів тому

Go to SE Asia…plenty of beautiful younger women interesting in foreign men.

@patmash 2 роки тому

“You, naked, on a scale, holding a bank statement” is PURE GOLD! Spit my coffee out laughing so hard.

@dragonflywings4669 2 роки тому

😂😂😂😂

@TanEbear 2 роки тому

absolute gold

@tdc9136 2 роки тому

He ain't wrong, I demand nudes BEFORE I date...I hate surprises. And the coffee thing, yeah, I coined the term "Dinner Whore".

@anameen4820 2 роки тому

bank statement, so u could know how deep down under debt she is. so u can avoid being gold dug by her. Right?

@Phdintheory 2 роки тому

@@anameen4820 Idk, a good looking "Sugar Mama" might be kinda nice. :)

@graced188 2 роки тому

OMG I cried laughing my sister in law's name is Carol, over 40, newly divorced and a hairstylist! Thanks so much. It was a refreshing change from all the negativity in the world.

@brigettepiattoly344 2 роки тому

I think he is the funniest person I have ever heard in my life. Why does he not have movies and his own sit com. Funnier than Seinfeld or any of the late night shows.

@cherie6970 Рік тому

@@brigettepiattoly344 - Yes, I wholeheartedly 👍 agree!🌲🌷

@seeleygirl6178 Рік тому

Stop! My crazy Carol friend is a hairstylist and single too.

@debbiecason5072 Місяць тому

Funny & handsome😊

@PARoth2011 Рік тому

He is so funny he should have his own show. Non stop laughter!! He acts out his skits beautifully.

@catherinechaney6882 9 днів тому

😂 Agree 100% !! 😂❤

@dianegoss7181 Рік тому

You made me snort laugh! I'm 68, so just wait. You got a WHOLE LOT of new material coming your way! 😂

@cydkriletich6538 3 місяці тому

I’m 74, and do I agree! He thinks the night mouth guard is bad…wait until they tell him about sleep apnea and he gets a load of a CPAP machine! 😳😁

@rhamiemanuelmoura-yameen8416 Місяць тому

Also he has the bathroom runs in the middle of the night !! So much fun 😂

@najat5779 19 днів тому

@dianegoss7181 When he imitates the guy shouting at him in the gym..."Do you have a special bracelet?" I laughed so hard. _Why_ do people - esp in the healthcare field - assume any/all of us er, venerable types are deaf, senile or both? 🙄Ouf, the taken-aback looks I get when I politely explain that I can hear and understand perfectly well, please do not shout at me. lol.

@Estie917 3 роки тому

Joe, I'm about 20 years older than you, and am mostly very down, particularly due to covid 19, but you are so funny that I laughed harder than I have in a very long time. How can you ever top this set? Your material, your timing, everything is the best! Thanks so much for the gift of laughter!!!!!

@raybon7939 3 роки тому

if your born before 1975 they should cut us Ubi check and let us stay the heak home, washed up non essential middle age people going to work for what. no one wants us there we dont wanna be there . and worse this covid crap running around give us early whatever .....social security, ...stay home stay healthy,.

@somethinggood9267 3 роки тому

I pray you can find rest in God during this difficult time. He is whats kept me together. Laughing helps too. Much love. And you are beautiful by the way.

@kippyc98 3 роки тому

I had a note so good day yesterday (covid is killing our lives) but happened to click this early today. I think this is how I should start every day! The news kills! Turn it off.

@jjohnston94 3 роки тому

@@raybon7939 Are you kidding? I'd be terrified to leave it to the young punks who don't know what they're doing. People in my profession don't reach their peak until they're around 40.

@raybon7939 3 роки тому

@@jjohnston94 no man we have worked long enough. freeken Carter was the president for gods sake when some of us began. what the heak can be accomplished by forcing some guy over 50 to go to a job is he or she isnt essential. 45 years ....is long enough.....weve done everything that has been asked of us, and everyone has done for us verything we have asked of.... them. so it was fair use. but what we got now isnt fair use. our bodies are beat up and we need to now take it easy and get ready to retire. cuase we are to old for this crap. so these kids have to learn sometime now... is a good a time as any.

@empoweredsex Рік тому

I have been feeling down & tried meditation, a nap, affirmations and church today. Nothing helped. Then I stumbled on to this video & couldn't stop watching or laughing. Hilarious! Laughter is always the best medicine! Thank you Joe!

@davidthorp6829 Рік тому

You can always count on him to make you feel ok. How are you doing and where are you from?

@revellaleif1212 Рік тому

Let's prey

@diamondromeostewart8049 Рік тому

Hello 👋 Patricia. How are you doing?

@TheBiggRiggz Рік тому

@@revellaleif1212 what are we preying on? Deer? Elk? Loose women?

@ifinditinteresting.8709 Рік тому

Are ya a ravenous dater?

@kyleemerson 8 місяців тому

This was 30 minutes of pure joy

@RS54321 6 місяців тому

'Carol's due for release in a few weeks!' had me rolling!! This is comedy.

@ketle369 Рік тому

“It’s you naked on a scale holding a bank statement” - no joke, that would be the most helpful dating information ever.

@mikska 4 місяці тому

Someone needs to start a dating site where it’s mandatory.

@vonjuergen 3 роки тому

Best gig I’ve seen on dry bar. This guy is so natural, impeccable timing

@tomfoolery5526 3 роки тому

Really funny. Starbucks, you wish. We’re meeting at the bank. The coffee is free.

@landdesigner4195 3 роки тому

Definitely!

@RobertDrlicka 3 роки тому

FABULOUS!! Finally real thoughtful clever comedy!!!

@globetrekker86 3 роки тому

“What about Carol? Carol’s due for release in a few weeks” 🤣 Don’t tell Karen, though; she’s a party pooper

@bunnielebowski2007 3 роки тому

@born2xlr8 yep he was funny early in his career and then lost it

@t28mcd Рік тому

This will sound like I'm exaggerating but this is literally the funniest guy I have ever heard. 👍

@roseelley4470 7 місяців тому

Now us women need to see a skit like this about dating men over 40. 😂

@natashka1982 7 місяців тому

Women are not funny

@TylerBunchanumbers 3 роки тому

More jokes per minute than any comedian I've seen. Great set.

@kyleoconnor7077 3 роки тому

And all great. Impressive

@andrewguillemette420 3 роки тому

Haha its not as clean but check jimmy carr for jokes per minute

@steelman774 3 роки тому

I thought he has a bit of a Robin Williams flair. 🤣🤣🤣

@sofiafrazier81 3 роки тому

check out the Mark Normand Out To Lunch comedy special one joke after another just like this one

@SidewaysY 3 роки тому

Try Mitch Hedburg. Awesome delivery, too. :-)

@PradypAnand 3 роки тому

“Naked , on a scale and holding a bank statement “ .. lol totally cool

@PradypAnand 2 роки тому

@Chris Merck Totally … cause they “got “ women parts , it’s all “justified “ for them .

@MikesTropicalTech 2 роки тому

And a set of dental x-rays!

@prodigaljess 6 місяців тому

I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard watching a comedian! Pure GOLD! Thank you!

@hughmarshall7148 6 місяців тому

It seems like a LOT of comics these days are trying to be edgy but it can just be so homogenous. This guy’s comedy is just well written with expert timing. New fan!

@johnnycorvette389 3 роки тому

Joe DeVito is hilarious! This guy is very polished, his act is very well done. This is about the cleanest funny act I've seen in many years, no profanity, this guy rocks!

@callmecordelia7181 3 роки тому

Dry Bar Comedy has lots of comedians come on and they are either clean already or they clean up their act for Dry Bar.

@devitorules 3 роки тому

Thanks Johnny. It was a challenge to keep it this clean but I'm glad I did it!

@DekkarJr 3 роки тому

He looks better looking IMO than he used to. Men generally do! I

@karinroberts4920 3 роки тому

@movingonandup773 Ok 6th

@mnhealthadvocate2024 3 роки тому

@@devitorules LMAO- spot on !!

@MrCrossIsBoss 3 роки тому

He needs a Netflix special. He’s good.

@Scottyboy2317 3 роки тому

Yes, like a talent quest show for up and coming comedians

@ItsFlawlesss 3 роки тому

He’s a white man, he’s not getting one 🤣

@starmessenger 3 роки тому

I have Netflix and I think that's a superb idea!

@truthdweller3454 3 роки тому

He's not degenerate or "woke" enough for Netflix.

@letmetranslate4249 3 роки тому

Netflix is mostly white woke males..

@Icanonlyimagn7891 3 місяці тому

Hilarious! Great therapy session! Clean, no cussing, just great humor! ❤️☀️😂

@candacebrasi Рік тому

“What about Carol?”….priceless! One of the best sets on this topic!😆🤣😆🤣

@blogusvox 2 роки тому

You know when most of the audience is over 40 and enjoying themselves - the laughter and coughing are simultaneous. 😂

@maryjopinigis2252 2 роки тому

😂

@elizabethc3842 2 роки тому

That's cuz blood pressure meds make you cough

@rittusekhri1209 2 роки тому

I lol the whole set lol

@sumgirlable 2 роки тому

This comment belongs in the act

@workin4alivin585 2 роки тому

And a faint aroma of urine then rises...

@typ044 3 роки тому

"Just a picture of you naked, standing on a scale holding a bank statement" gold.

@LINDAOZAG 3 роки тому

A friend asked for his IRA information and told the group in front of him about it! He said that she was high maintenance.

@thebeachcomber4314 3 роки тому

YEP, the "mulch setting" on the nose trimmer, also pretty epic!

@katemorgan4690 3 роки тому

Can it be a paypal statement with an attached debit card?

@typ044 3 роки тому

@@katemorgan4690 mine would have to be an old bank statement and a checkbook

@jafuni9349 3 роки тому

Golden!! And pretty much accurate. That should be everyone’s pic. He forgot that in the other hand, they should be holding up their ID. 😂

@karing8582 Рік тому

Have laughed tears the entire 35 min. Funny and intelligent at the same time. For everyone over 40 an absolute must to listen to. Great performance 🚀

@wednesdaywoe 8 місяців тому

"Got a bill that said final notice... So that's a relief. " Ahahaha😂

@lesliemccormick6527 3 роки тому

This guy is my male counterpart. When he said ..."a picture of you, naked on a scale, holding a bank statement..." I nearly did a spit-take with my tea. This man is funny, and in the good sort of way. More of him, please.

@SpookeyClown 3 роки тому

It's totally true

@Holly-Berry 3 роки тому

That was my favourite line too!

@desperatedave3573 3 роки тому

Im a 41 yr old single father.. and I laughed my arse off on that line too!! was EPIC!!!

@dinglebat3388 Рік тому

This is my kinda comedy. Hilarious! No filth, swearing. Pure gold. I am a fan

@paulfreitas368 Рік тому

Proves you can be funny without being profane

@alcyonae 10 місяців тому

I mean, it was a tiny bit filthy

@noble604 5 місяців тому

I agree. Nothing profane. I love it and this I can share.

@neoblakkrstal9865 Рік тому

It just astounds me the amount of comedic talent I see on this channel. I keep wondering why I have never heard these people before. Another outstanding set. Couldn't stop laughing. Wonderful.

@TreasureDeal 5 місяців тому

Dry Bar is great entertainment 😂😅

@hiyapal7719 8 місяців тому

You can hear that he is *totally Italian!* He's short like our beloved Joe Pesci, and he even sounds like him too, lol.

@charmee4045 2 роки тому

Laughed out loud for the first time in years at a comedian. I am dating at 67 and this was the total truth. My aunt is dating at 80. She met a man "garlicguy" was his handle. He turned to her and said "you know what I am looking for" and she thought he was going to say "you" and he said, "a younger woman". She said to him, why would a younger woman date an 80 year old. He says "well look at Rod Stewart", talk about delusional........ so true.

@juliekrol 2 роки тому

Haha, I love this!

@lauraz2896 2 роки тому

Rod Stewart is sexy, fit, and rich

@cassaleelee 2 роки тому

😂

@roberttroxell4006 2 роки тому

@@lauraz2896 He is?!

@lauraz2896 2 роки тому

@@roberttroxell4006 He definitely is holding it together. He’s 76

@AlexisNexia45 3 роки тому

I needed this laugh today, so bad. My 79 yo uncle just died from COVID & a bunch of other stuff. Didn’t think anything could make me smile, and I ended up cracking up!! Comedy is good therapy. Thank you💖

@happycook6737 3 роки тому

So sorry for your loss. 🙏💐

@devitorules 3 роки тому

So sorry to hear that Janine. Glad I could help you feel better in some little way

@sunnydaysatl 3 роки тому

Sorry for your lost prayers to u n ur family

@wingsandash 3 роки тому

Sorry for your loss. :(

@flawless1up 3 роки тому

🤗 stay strong

@robertkay9871 Рік тому

Joe is one of the best naturally funny comedians out there. I just wish I could find more of his material.. 😂❤️

@12thDecember 10 місяців тому

I've been watching too much news about politics and also too many true crime videos. Tonight I decided to look for something else, and somehow this Dry Bar episode popped up on my timeline. Thank goodness! I laughed so hard, and I realized it feels really, really good to laugh again. Thanks, Joe, you're terrific! ♥

@TreasureDeal 5 місяців тому

Me too. What a nice change up.

@desertsunset8025 Місяць тому

I agree 💯 ! I had to stop watching the crime stories , because they are neverending . Best thing I ever did for my mental health and well being!

@vicstf8432 2 роки тому

When I started watching, I was thinking this is going to be some mild comedy and it's fine. By the 12th minute mark I was laughing so hard I tore my plantaris tendon.

@kathyhollenbach7413 2 роки тому

Victor Stefanescu, what's a plantaris tendon?

@KARENboomboomROXX 2 роки тому

Join the club boo,😂

@robertdesmarais3821 3 роки тому

“I just turned 50, so I’m ready to cut a deal” I love that!!

@koroglurustem1722 3 роки тому

How about Carol ?

@marlenanobles3312 3 роки тому

Lets make a deal?

@solidman7510 3 роки тому

I'm 40 and I'm ready to negotiate

@Rumerica82 2 роки тому

I have a nutjob sister in law...

@pauls4742 2 роки тому

I'm 50 and I've opted out... it's not worth the bother.

@vonniegowing4566 7 місяців тому

My (retired) Husband and I have been watching a lot of stand-up recently...very good too...but we BOTH laughed all the way thru yours!! Love you on Gutfeld too😂😂 by the way... We are old enough to be your parents LOL

@missbealovesalbert8353 Рік тому

The best part of thrift store shopping is finding those things that most remind you of what you once had, but let go of. You are much more appreciative the second round! Just as with dating and knowing what to hang onto this time. Thrift store shopping is the best.

@clarezimberlin8729 4 місяці тому

Love your subtle sweet comment. 😊

@grosoulietipie 3 роки тому

Like Drybar comedy. Family friend. No cursing/profanity or "adult" content. This guy is great.

@ghomerhust 3 роки тому

yep, good clean fun. i have a LOT of hours of watch time from Dry Bar

@davidschwab8981 3 роки тому

I like that you were able to comment positively on both the Dry Bar and Joe DeVito independently. They both deserve praise here.

@likearollingstone007 3 роки тому

Mormon comedy

@granmabern5283 3 роки тому

Like a complete unknown / Like a rolling stone nope, it’s not specifically Mormon. The venue is owned by mormons, they get comedians from all over. They have to keep it clean while working Drybar

@JacquelineUnderwood 3 роки тому

Granma Bern *mormon friendly comedy

@Sam-cp5zz Рік тому

Extremely well written and delivered. No vulgar nonsense, just pure creativity.

@YeeHahKablaam 7 місяців тому

This dude is killing it!

@Anil18834 7 місяців тому

How lovely that his dad still reaches out to protect him when he's driving ❤

@rampar77 Рік тому

This guy was a non stopping laughing bomb, He was the best I have ever seen. I am 70 and I could identify what he said about dating.

@beagle808 5 місяців тому

Your dating at 70 god bless you sir 💪😂

@TreasureDeal 5 місяців тому

I'm 73, I can relate also😅😂

@rayburnyarborough4695 5 місяців тому

Jeff Allen is awesome too!

@jafuni9349 3 роки тому

“I saw one dating profile pic with the Hindenburg exploding in the background.” I kid you not, I collapsed on my knees laughing when he did that joke. Brilliant!

@devitorules 3 роки тому

I'm known for my current references ;)

@jafuni9349 3 роки тому

@@devitorules 😂 Ok, that's it. You are now in my official Top10 of favorite comedians. Can't wait for comedy clubs to reopen and for you to come to the Bay Area!!

@tanyagreene5003 8 місяців тому

This cracks me up every time!!! It's funnier every year that I get older! Thank you!😂😂

@magentaorchids 8 місяців тому

OMG this guy is truly gifted😂

@terencejay8845 3 роки тому

When you're 50, you're ready 'to cut a deal', but by the time you're 60, you're glad you didn't. You reach a state of serenity and acceptance. Which is a lot cheaper.

@janinealbrecht5985 3 роки тому

So true and no aggravation.

@Magnum-qw8su 3 роки тому

And sane-er (reverend al sharpton word)🤣

@missshannonsunshine 3 роки тому

Wait til you’re 70

@keetrandling4530 3 роки тому

Amen!

@bipedalbob 3 роки тому

That was pretty much my time frame, by about 55 I just lost interest just wasn't worth it. Watching friends divorce, some over and over, screwed out of their homes, savings and pensions, supporting children that live on the otherwise of the country. And it's quiet and peacefull, if you make it to 60 you will be glad you did

@pdcdesign9632 2 роки тому

"My wallet is hypoglycemic. " I loved that line.

@id10t98 2 роки тому

as someone who is hypoglycemic that lined had me 🤣🤣🤣 "sweet & lo"

@bingbongbang8895 2 роки тому

@@id10t98. . .'Sweet and Low' That was hilarious!

@Dancestar1981 Рік тому

It’s brilliant

@reginalddunn2088 7 місяців тому

Putting in eye drops and trying to keep his plantaris in place while hurting his back…the story of my life!

@cristolcarol9710 8 місяців тому

I laughed so hard, I pulled a rib muscle😂😂

@cynthiajohnson9412 3 роки тому

Thank God, someone who's actually talking to people over 40. I thought the whole culture had completely sold out.

@timallen643 3 роки тому

Thank you Cynthia or as the cultural posers say " You go girl". I will be 60 on July 24th & found it refreshing to hear his type of comedy. Unlike the self deprecating shock & awe comedy of so many others.

@bengrizzlyadams6187 3 роки тому

ok boomer!

@timallen643 3 роки тому

@@bengrizzlyadams6187 Was that sarcasm or just a description? Like so millennial 😷😁🙊

@cynthiajohnson9412 3 роки тому

@@bengrizzlyadams6187 :Up yours.

@bengrizzlyadams6187 3 роки тому

Cynthia Johnson lol just kidding jeez! See you sound like a grumpy old ma! :))

@curiositydrawsme9180 3 роки тому

Joe DeVito, you are a delight. I’m glad the UKposts algorithm made an offering of you unto me.

@devitorules 3 роки тому

Thanks, it's so weird when I end up in recommendations

@nighthiker8872 3 роки тому

@@devitorules You would be great, on the Price is Right, a knock out for the show, instead of a bad replacement.

@reneedevry4361 10 місяців тому

This is absolutely hilarious. I am the type who usually sits dead pan through comedy routines with the occaisional chuckle. I laughed so hard during this whole skit. 🤣🤣🤣 Love you Joe.👍❤❤❤🥰🇨🇦

@katecole6237 8 місяців тому

I was laughing through the whole set, but when I got to the mouth guard, I had to stop and wipe the tears away. I haven't laughed so hard in ages.

@debracrawford2906 3 роки тому

OMG, dating in your 50s is like TJMax. Nailed it!!!

@diane7912 3 роки тому

I love TJ Max. It's hit or miss. Hey, ya never know!

@teresadragstream8648 3 роки тому

I don’t know.... I like a good deal

@veronicagarcia4575 3 роки тому

It’s really more like shopping a locally run thrift shop where they take everything and make it available with hopes with almost giveaway price someone would take it away.

@orgami100 3 роки тому

Love those secondhand thrift shops, you never know when you're going to find that forgoten hundred dollar bill in one of the pockets.. It's kinda like that first date..

@daraarmand1221 2 роки тому

Do you have a stamp date for that pic? )))

@fallguyful 3 роки тому

Almost 60 and single for a long time. I can save this and laugh again because of short term memory loss.

@mesalouis8976 3 роки тому

What it’s like being 60? 👀

@marshallartz395 3 роки тому

@@mesalouis8976: I’d tell you, but I’m 70 now and can’t remember. 👴🏻😀

@mesalouis8976 3 роки тому

@@marshallartz395 I’m afraid of getting older.😭

@TerraGenocide 3 роки тому

I'll be there with ya soon, paul.

@jadedstar7442 3 роки тому

@@marshallartz395 You aged 10 years in 8 months?

@julievanhouten7816 Рік тому

I could not stop laughing at this man. I literally got stuck in the middle of laughing and crying at the same time. Good medicine!

@sherryvt61 7 місяців тому

He's freaking hilarious 😂

@rickmartin6817 2 роки тому

He tells one funny joke after another. I don't remember the last time I heard such fresh, original comedy. And it's all true.

@j_de_bordeaux 2 роки тому

i couldnt stop bro... its none stop

@skinzwideawoke9293 2 роки тому

Right

@Vprb68618 2 роки тому

So funny 🤣 😆 😄

@harunmusa1164 2 роки тому

@@skinzwideawoke9293 Reeeeee.....

@harunmusa1164 2 роки тому

✌️😊💡

@twoeagledrones 2 роки тому

Joe, you are at the top of the craft. Your writing and delivery is impeccable . Rarely do I hear a comics audience laugh non stop through a show. Brilliance Joe, pure brilliance.

@sunnydaze2359 2 роки тому

Agree. They are all good on dry bar but this guy is one of the best.

@pattygravs6354 2 роки тому

Perfect comment!

@marshwetland3808 2 роки тому

He really was excellent. True to life stuff that no one talks about. Fresh!

@jeanforrester4134 8 місяців тому

Devito is the funniest comedian I’ve watched in years and believe me that’s a lot of years. Thank-you! I’m in my 70s. Well, getting dangerously close to my 80s and I have not laughed so hard since I saw Louis Black perform some 20 years ago. laugh.🎉

@famfactor3073 7 місяців тому

His comedy style play out like a movie!!! Expert level comedian right here!!! Joe Funny funny😂

@globetrekker86 3 роки тому

“‘Final notice’... So that’s a relief ” 🤣

@benjones7634 3 роки тому

That joke killed

@mommymineau 3 роки тому

I'm still laughing 2 minutes later from that joke!

@londonrhodes2429 3 роки тому

That was hilarious on Comic View 20 years ago. I did enjoy the special though.

@traciguy-smith7271 2 роки тому

I turned 50 in June. Five years single after a lifetime of marriage.. loving it! This is sooooo funny 🤣🤣🤣 Awesome, Brilliant 🤩 Thank you 😊

@johnmitchell2741 2 роки тому

Hopefully you learned your lesson LOL

@daphne201239 2 роки тому

@@johnmitchell2741 my dad married 4x. I guess HIS PRACTICE worked. Married his best (lady) friend on the 4th time instead of looking for the beauty queen or marrying his betrothed.

@ArmandQ. 2 роки тому

I'm almost 50 and I'm just getting married for the first time, after a lifetime of being single, and my wife is 20 years younger then me......I loved this set LOL...

@radiofreealbemuth8540 2 роки тому

@@ArmandQ. how’d you work that deal? Good for you!

@frankt.1391 2 роки тому

@@ArmandQ. good luck man! be happy

@joyoussouls 7 місяців тому

He’s hilarious 😂great writing

@janemckay8705 7 місяців тому

Fabulous comedian……..just hilarious…

@steveujvagi8823 2 роки тому

How is this guy not famous? Hilarious from beginning to end.

@reginabieg2287 Рік тому

He needs his own comedy show or TV series. He is naturally funny. Windows 75. Lol. Omg I am dying so funny!

@rtorres1092 3 роки тому

I just had gallstone surgery but I laughed so hard I might have go back for repairs.

@AuntieSenSen 3 роки тому

Rick Torres Oh no, I’ve had that too. Feel better soon.

@stephj9378 3 роки тому

me ,too. lol Just as heart surgery...I almost choked.

@devitorules 3 роки тому

I hope you have good insurance ;)

@dogloverjb6873 Рік тому

the most talented comedians are able to make people laugh with clean humour. I have watched so many videos on dry bar and he is by far the funniest.., !!!!

@Dominion-1 8 місяців тому

This dude is a funny guy straight bangers. Much success.😂😂😂

@Starlightmystique 3 роки тому

"Threw my back out, what was I doing? Rock climbing? Wrestling an alligator? I was putting in eye drops" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@prorobo 3 роки тому

Starlight Readings Tarot you're hot.

@Starlightmystique 3 роки тому

@@prorobo thank you so are you 😉

@prorobo 3 роки тому

Starlight Readings Tarot you don't even know what I look like! Want to go out with me?

@rowenaanderson3739 3 роки тому

I was looking for this comment because that joke made me cry. It was hilarious.

@devitorules 3 роки тому

They call that move "the widow maker"

@kh485 3 роки тому

I’m middle aged and I can verify this man is telling the truth.

@lswilcoxon 3 роки тому

I too am middle aged and I concur! The title caption peaked my interest..Im so glad it did. He is truthful and funny😂

@annecaulder9495 3 роки тому

Way too relatable! 🤣

@GuysGuitarGarage 3 роки тому

Glad we have your verification Gramps. Have fun at shuffleboard tonight. Wear your mask....Stay Safe :)

@kh485 3 роки тому

@@GuysGuitarGarage No mask for me, thanks. Just healthy lifestyle and boosted immunity from sunlight, exercise and a healthy diet. No meds, no fast food, and no extra fat for me. Can you say the same? Good luck.

@WeldingForJesus 3 роки тому

I'm sooo glad I stopped dating in my mid-30s!

@hannahruth3993 8 місяців тому

That "throat clearing' joke is honestly the funniest thing I have EVER heard.. couldn't stop laughing , listened to it over and over again...

@schadowolf Рік тому

This might be the funniest Dry Bar I have seen, I laughed so hard, I hurt my sides, tears in my eyes, and spit out my drink more than once! Brilliant comedian!

@mssweetjamesjones83 3 роки тому

😂🤣 I'm sitting here crying, laughing, and hollering at this dude!! He's hilarious

@stephj9378 3 роки тому

drooling....

@devitorules 3 роки тому

I do inspire a range of reactions...

@sampuatisamuel9785 2 роки тому

Me too

@erickamarsh3327 2 роки тому

Finally! Clean humor! I was cracking up the whole way through. I love comedy minus the filth. Joe did a sensational job! Keep it coming.

@veronicaalleyne 2 роки тому

a little filth is good for the soul, keeps things in perspective

@gw6496 2 роки тому

Just Don't date a karen!

@plutoplatters 2 роки тому

F yes !!!

@warrenpuckett4203 2 роки тому

When I was younger I had female companionship as long as I had PESOnality. Now those treasure seeking women are after me again. Not for the pesos. I am one of those silver haired men that did not wear himself out chasing pesos. I also don't have a handicapped license plate or window placard.

@busyrand 2 роки тому

As a Bob Saget fan... I understand where are coming from... But.... ....Happy virtue-signaling!!! In fact, you could start a group of Aristocrats that go around leaving comments like your original post while recovering from other sophisticated activities....

@manleenkaur7942 4 місяці тому

Best half hour I had in a long long time. Absolutely hilarious.

@ABrotherOfThor 8 місяців тому

I am 28 and this had me dying 😂😂😂

@justindougherty6465 3 роки тому

"I dont need help finding crazy women thats kind of my core demographic" i felt that

@oliviadoughty1421 3 роки тому

Me too.......it's just as hard as a Lady.

@consciouscool5633 3 роки тому

They are all crazy, they just don't care to hide it anymore. My last date I was like you are the shittiest conversationalist, her attitude was, well I'm here, and I'm not on my period so I did my part. So are we going to do this?

@consciouscool5633 3 роки тому

@@oliviadoughty1421 We are hardwired to like crazy, crazy doesn't like crazy. Crazy likes normal, it's all balance

@nailpolishinhale 3 роки тому

No crazy just means exciting! It's all just perception 😂

@consciouscool5633 3 роки тому

@@nailpolishinhale Crazy usually goes with hot. Hot only last so long.

@seedofisrael1356 3 роки тому

I was not expecting to laugh this hard, it’s my first time seeing him great set.

@harmony331000 3 роки тому

SOI same!

@gordanaluko5124 3 роки тому

Same here...🤣🤣🤣

@1_viewer 3 роки тому

Another same! Laughed so much I wheezed, cried and I was trying not to laugh (so my neighbor wouldn't hear me).

@marilynscarl2315 3 роки тому

@@1_viewer DITTO DITTO DITTO Fantastic!!! Gonna look for more of his vids. HYSTERICAL!!!! He should become a household name. GREAT STUFF JOE!!!😆

@carolnichols2692 3 роки тому

Same here! Was very pleasantly surprised. And my name is Carol. Lol!

@jerseyjoyride1316 Рік тому

35 minutes?? I'll watch 5 for now. 35 minutes later.. Great stuff, great delivery and he didn't force the jokes. Excellent. Thank You.

@JoeBlack540 Рік тому

You naked on a scale holding a bank statement, this dude is hilarious 😂.

@pppmanly 3 роки тому

This guy is funny and charming...and looks great for his age. 😊

@TMA2NC 3 роки тому

Haha, that was cute.

@luisrios2793 3 роки тому

not so great for 45 😉😄

@likearollingstone007 3 роки тому

Says an aging gay man

@scarlettowl338 3 роки тому

Are you his mother?

@AbsitInvidea 3 роки тому

@adrian collette Oh to be fifty again

@plasticvideo 3 роки тому

This guy is the first comedian to have me crying with laughter in years, multiple times.

@gordanaluko5124 3 роки тому

Same here 😂

@CarolinaRodriguez-rc3ih 3 роки тому

I was definitely in tears multiple times too!

@ParanormalPris 3 роки тому

Same he is hilarious

@staceykersting705 3 роки тому

Yup, Ihurt myself..

@Mwolf-yw4hb 3 роки тому

I am literally laughing out loud.....Never lasughed so much watching a comedian. This guy is so funny

@susanstancliff2937 Рік тому

Someone else said it too…… no cuss words, no trash talk, just real life takes on everyday stuff! So funny! Thank you!

@donnalewis4405 8 місяців тому

I absolutely love this. Joe you are hysterical. I have watched this so many times and I still laugh every time!

@TheViolalove 3 роки тому

If I were 20 this may not be so funny but at 47 I’m crying 🤣

@broncomcbane6382 3 роки тому

Ha! No free meals!

@anikawilliams8722 3 роки тому

Thts Katt Williams' joke

@vasilispapadopoulos9940 3 роки тому

Truth ain't it???

@avanellehansen4525 3 роки тому

In my late sixties, I'm thankful to be happily single!

@maxsotelo9518 3 роки тому

I'm 24 and I think his act is funny. haha

@brandykaiser3512 2 роки тому

"You- on a scale..naked.. holding a bank statement" 😂😂

@timmyteaching 2 роки тому

definitely the home run line and paired with the Larry David's Dad's gestures talking about Larry's dead mother. So funny.

@amyjohnson2814 2 роки тому

I never laughed so hard!!🤣🤣

@christopherfletcher5384 2 роки тому

The truth!

@carlaaustin6054 8 місяців тому

See you on Fox News. A difference between this humor and your being on Gutfeld. I do enjoy watching this. You are hilarious. I've watched it 3 or 4 times.

@DawnDonovan 8 місяців тому

You are just so funny and I so enjoyed watching your performance. I am 57 and in this single group status and I can't tell you how amazingly talented you are!!!!!! So good for the soul, thank you for the gift of your content and delivery!! I choose to laugh and remain hopeful!