Women Can Make Anything An Insult. K-von - Full Special
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3 роки томуWomen can make anything an insult, especially a compliment. In the full Dry Bar Comedy special from K-Von, K-von breaks down just how many skills women have that men don't have, and how they can get away with things men could never dream of. Whether you're a fan of aging gracefully, skinny jeans or big muscles this full Dry Bar Comedy special form K-von is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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@liz090833 2 роки тому
"I am so fat" "Naw, babe. You're beautiful." "I said I was fat, not ugly" 🤣😂🤣😆
@myrnar8329 2 роки тому
Very logical
@MicaelaContreras 2 роки тому
That’s a good one I’m gonna use that
@kvoncomedy 2 роки тому
😂
@Notevendani 2 роки тому
I say that all the time 🤣🤣🤣
@hollaratsara 2 роки тому
👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 yes!!
@3DCGdesign 2 роки тому
I kissed my wife and told her “you are so beautiful to me” - she pulled back “why just to you?” LOL this guy knows my pain.
@flickanrimsky 2 роки тому
I'm a woman and I agree lol, turning compliments into insults is my favorite sport. it's so cute how men are traumatized and have ptsd from that lol
@thegamerscave3447 2 роки тому
@@flickanrimsky this comment is wow you are I know your a baby mom and single ran through claiming you are the prize have a seat smh 🤦🏿♂️ weirdo
@phataton8206 2 роки тому
They’re seeing if you will check them or not. Each time you don’t they lose respect for you.
@christophercarmonachriz 2 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Manon627 2 роки тому
But why DID you add the "to me" though? Sus
@akbarkhonvariskhanov6618 9 місяців тому
"They're not for tai chi, they're for chai tea" brilliant wordplay. 🤣
@Real_Lion_of_Judah 8 місяців тому
it's too bad for the joke that tai chi is actually very yin/feminine. it's a slow, fluid, meditative dance designed to maintain a healthy flow of chi in the body. kind of looks like ballet.
@genzboomer-sv3pl 7 місяців тому
dont overthink the joke@@Real_Lion_of_Judah
@Real_Lion_of_Judah 7 місяців тому
@@genzboomer-sv3pl Not bashing the joke; it still works (kinda). It's just ironic because chai tea and tai chi actually are often found together.
@kevinsantos8439 7 місяців тому
"chai means tea, you're basically saying tea tea" -Pavitr Prabhakar
@CarlCampbell 7 місяців тому
I miss more of this in American stand-up.
@user-mm5xz8ib8c 6 місяців тому
As a russian I laughed so hard from the last joke, I exploded and a smaller me flew out
@darknlovli 5 місяців тому
🤕😲
@ifearher 5 місяців тому
💀💀
@carolynboxmeyer7622 4 місяці тому
As a nesting doll, haha!
@danielmotella 4 місяці тому
Stoooooop! Hahahaahah
@watashi_wa_okimasen 4 місяці тому
🤣🤣
@makeda6530 2 роки тому
The fact that he said a sexy pic is fully clothed ready to work, I'm sorry but I felt that. Well-dressed men is a gorgeous sight.
@MrPhantomLord11 2 роки тому
Yeah, ZZ top figured it out long time ago :D
@milliesecond102 2 роки тому
And GOOD cologne - RAURRRR!😍
@yingnyang2889 2 роки тому
@@MrPhantomLord11 yah was thinking same till I saw your post!
@haroldfrets5468 2 роки тому
@@yingnyang2889 you were thinking the same, UNTIL you saw the post? What? Did you just stop thinking about it?🤔
@yingnyang2889 2 роки тому
@@haroldfrets5468 lol. 😂 No I was actually typing in the same song, then I saw your post as I typed and it. It was like attending the redundant school of redundancy. Edit: his post, not yours. Sheesh 🙄 I actually got out the right side of the bed today.
@blakewinder 3 роки тому
I looked at my wife when he said “Can you turn a compliment into an argument” and she told me to STFU! Lol
@furyroad028 3 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣tats cute
@thegregitto 3 роки тому
🤣
@DaDitka 3 роки тому
She only did THAT to you? I did the same with my wife, and the divorce proceedings are beginning next week!!!
@armyforlife21 2 роки тому
🤣😂
@armyforlife21 2 роки тому
@@DaDitka 😂
@shoshyschneiderman4221 7 місяців тому
“It looks yuky to me too” This guy is too funny 😂😂
@LinBeReal 5 місяців тому
20:28 I'm Russian and I was sitting there with a done face expression thinking "no, please, not the vodka joke again" and you succeeded at making me laugh😂
@HalfBloodEdits 25 днів тому
Do the backpacks ever end? What’s in the last one?😂
@AbdulHaseeb-ze7pu 3 роки тому
"That's right, R. Kelly, tell it to the judge." screaming
@Ava001 3 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣
@callmekreme8246 3 роки тому
I'm not sure if that's Ryan Kelly... Or someone else and I'm having confusion.
@deeehi3 3 роки тому
@@callmekreme8246 the singer r Kelly, who sing I believe I can fly
@michaelmataranyika8434 3 роки тому
boy I was convulsing in my bed lol
@callmekreme8246 3 роки тому
@@deeehi3 Thank God- I'm not going crazy with the reference-
@satrickptar6265 3 роки тому
"Anything can be an insult" -Literally Twitter
@toinette26 2 роки тому
Never has a truer word been spoken....
@Stabyy 2 роки тому
What about any facebook picture, hell even a church picture will be label as a nazi meeting just because.....reasons????
@danielhoward8354 2 роки тому
Hay thats not nice about twitter, you should take that back, smh some people ugh
@danielhoward8354 2 роки тому
@@Stabyy No thats just a picture of the place all the hypocrites meet up once a week
@Stabyy 2 роки тому
@@danielhoward8354 depends which one, the one I go we do community service and soup kitchen , but I know the people u mean and yeah pretty accurate
@MelonCollie_28 7 місяців тому
😂😂 "That's right, R. Kelly--tell it to the judge. Tell it to the judge"
@matthewgraham6528 Рік тому
As someone who wore skinny jeans through my 20's and now a plumber in my 30's who wears cargo pants... the man is not wrong lol
@RobertLPeeters 3 роки тому
“Be totally starving and have no idea what you want to eat.” Sounds like you know my wife.
@thebeastoffeasterpark 3 роки тому
Nice username and pic lol. fun fact: In the twilight zone episode "The Purple Testament", the character Fitz calls himself a "lousy, dog-faced line officer." Maybe biden saw/heard it back in the day and got confused lol.
@RobertLPeeters 3 роки тому
@@thebeastoffeasterpark Hmmm, that’s interesting, I never heard of that show. I always figured he must have heard something similar a long time ago, it was such a random(and hilarious) phrase.
@timothyfloogle 3 роки тому
Dude knows what is up
@BigCowProductions 3 роки тому
Yassss I love the name/avatar
@RobertLPeeters 3 роки тому
@@StupiderWithAB Funny stuff. Subscribed.
@tashawaters89 2 роки тому
“Baby, you’re the most important thing in the world to me.“ “I’m not a thing!”
@darthvader1597 2 роки тому
One could just say that someone else is the most important to them and leave out "thing".
@mugwump7049 2 роки тому
@@darthvader1597 We all are things, though.
@darthvader1597 2 роки тому
@@mugwump7049 That's like pointing out that we're animals. Something being true doesn't suddenly make it not derogatory when used sometimes even when the person is trying to be romantic.
@mugwump7049 2 роки тому
@@darthvader1597 And something taken the wrong way doesn't make it derogatory.
@ararune3734 2 роки тому
@@darthvader1597 Say you're a woman without saying you're a woman, that sums up your comments
@thudson99 Рік тому
It’s so refreshing to hear REAL comedy where it’s not cuss words used every other sentence like it’s a hobby! And content actually has me laughing!
@singhfamily4462 8 місяців тому
My thoughts exactly! I dont Like this cussing culture…
@darknlovli 5 місяців тому
Exactly
@gintoki_sakata__ 4 місяці тому
REAL comedy can have cussing and still be funny
@MichelleT-so4we 3 місяці тому
Because it's like people that use certain words have their own special secret club and they do not want the regular public to get too comfortable; l use to hate it when l went to the Baptist church and the preacher would shout at the "sinners burning in hell" . lt scared me when l was 8.
@alejandrolikewhoa 2 місяці тому
Wow I didn’t even notice that he barely used a single swear word in the set until I read your comment. He was great and that actually makes it more impressive!
@Singul4r 5 місяців тому
The nephew niece one genuinely left me in tears 😂😂🤣🤣
@WhisperWolf7729 3 роки тому
Mexican makes jokes about Mexicans. Some white girl: "I'm offended".
@infopocalypse5006 3 роки тому
@@b.k.3364 such as??
@dylanbiggs3997 3 роки тому
@@b.k.3364 Ummm.... no that like never happened...
@awesomeblaze2640 3 роки тому
@@b.k.3364 If a tyrant got into power by saying "just joking", then those are the stupidest people in the history of the earth.
@soniag4516 3 роки тому
White and Black girls & women get offended at just about everything
@user-vd3wu7lv7z 3 роки тому
@@soniag4516 are you not white?
@deesalmon9632 2 роки тому
When he said "I challenge any man in the room" I completely lost it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bijbelwaarheid5007 2 роки тому
Me too! 🤣
@Turalyin 2 роки тому
me three
@kvoncomedy 2 роки тому
LoL
@shotforshot5983 2 роки тому
Elvis??
@TheBuri00 2 роки тому
Same, that joke was perfect
@rosemarygrabowski5834 7 місяців тому
"We're laughing, we're having fun, we're not racist!" Perfect!!
@pamelaswearingen4679 9 місяців тому
“These muscles are for Starbucks only. I don’t know tai chi, I know chai tea.”😂😂
@Domstadt4711 3 роки тому
"Ladies, these muscles won't protect you. These are Designer Muscles ..." Cracked me up 🤣😂
@chadpowell1832 3 роки тому
Nice but what the hell is that profile picture 😂
@bronsonmcdonald5473 3 роки тому
Loved it too... Not Tai Chi but Chai tea, 😆
@eLiFILMSinc 3 роки тому
@@chadpowell1832 looks like Biden playing the meme frog like a saxophone
@LucaAnamaria 3 роки тому
"He's facing the wrong way but he's laughing." 😂😂😂😂 I am blind and I approve. This is funny.
@timanderson9805 3 роки тому
How did you type
@LucaAnamaria 3 роки тому
@@timanderson9805 I'm partially blind so I can still see to type, but a completely blind person would use a screen reader in combination with a voice activated keyboard, I think.
@timanderson9805 3 роки тому
@@LucaAnamaria Ah okay that makes sense, lol
@TheAdatto 3 роки тому
I didn't see that coming.
@ShadowDemon_4 3 роки тому
Blind man: "I have never seen her a day in my life." Ha! Maybe he should be a comedian. Wouldn't even have to worry about stage fright.
@dalebailey754 Рік тому
Never seen this comedian until now, but I’m going to be watching for his stand-up routines now. He was hilarious!
@kvoncomedy 8 місяців тому
hi!
@dalebailey754 8 місяців тому
@@kvoncomedy Hi.
@darknlovli 5 місяців тому
Me neither ahah I like the clean content
@thinkerponderer561 8 місяців тому
This guy is a gift to humanity in this stage of the world! Takes super complicated, hot topics, puts them on the table, and proceeds to whip them up into something super digestible for everyone to enjoy and actually go away with something fulfilling! Great comedy but with so much more🙏🏾🎉
@kvoncomedy 8 місяців тому
u rock!
@Alpinewild444 2 місяці тому
Awesome comment! 🙏🏻🩷
@beatamichalska6220 День тому
Total agree
@livenotonevil8279 3 роки тому
I'll give this guy 1 thumb up and a sideways pinkie.
@timothyfloogle 3 роки тому
I understood that reference
@Loctorak 3 роки тому
Ok but can someone explain to me why changing from hand to hand was so difficult? ☹
@edgarflores5569 3 роки тому
You must be ascended to executive vicepresident of FUN right now!
@timothyfloogle 3 роки тому
@@Loctorak short version? Or legit science?
@timothyfloogle 3 роки тому
@@edgarflores5569 whom?
@Anonymous-cn8qp 2 роки тому
"Do you know her?" "I haven't seen her a day in my life." Tha killed me lmao
@ermelinda2223 2 роки тому
I didn't want to laugh at that but man I bursted out laughing.
@ermelinda2223 2 роки тому
I felt bad laughing is what I mean
@laureenvanraamsdonk3543 2 роки тому
@@ermelinda2223 why? You sound like the lady he talked about that was offended. Good grief, get over yourself. The blind man did!
@matthewcool9893 2 роки тому
How the heck did you post this comment
@georgina-a 2 роки тому
@@ermelinda2223 Ignore the idiot who had a go at you. There's a big difference between monitoring your own behaviour (out of respect for others) and inserting yourself into a conversation you're not part of, or affected by in any way, in order to police the behaviour of others. That was a large part of K-Von's point. It's a bit ironic that the commenter who said you were like the lady in the video is behaving *exactly* like the lady in the video herself... Because you were having an innocent conversation with the OP, and she inserted herself into that conversation in order to police your behaviour... 🤷♀️
@shifrabaila4074 8 місяців тому
I have seen this video any number of times and I still laugh-out-loud in the privacy of my home. That's true comedy. No need for curing, finger waving, etc. True comedy! I asked "What was your favorite part", I would say: 20 minutes, not long enough".
@kvoncomedy 8 місяців тому
you rock!
@philipemmanuel5680 6 місяців тому
Meatballs, spaghetti, handguns.. forget about it, whatever 🤣🤣🤣 Having an Italian girlfriend who has 5 brothers, this one left me in stitches. K-Von you're a global treasure
@mimirudollfie5439 3 роки тому
"I've never seen her a day in my life." 🤣 Only a blind person can roast a joke like that to the offender of their handicap with a sense of humor.
@edithdlp8045 3 роки тому
It's true everyone gets offended by everything. I live in Los Angeles California and you have to be careful about what you say because you might offend someone. 13:37 I was born in 1975 and we had REAL bullies.
@StupiderWithAB 3 роки тому
I am making the most sarcastic comedy videos ever. At least according to me. Hope you will check them out. 😀🙌🙌 give me a chance
@mimirudollfie5439 3 роки тому
@@StupiderWithAB When? I'll watch it!
@edgarflores5569 3 роки тому
My GF lost her sight, and she says "You know I trust you blindly" whenever we gotta make a decision LOL
@Sludgedragon 3 роки тому
@@edithdlp8045 They STILL have real bullies. Only now when the kid goes home from school the bullies follow them into their bedroom.
@----.__ 3 роки тому
I'm deaf and I thought your blind joke was hilarious. I hadn't heard that one before...
@nwgal7937 3 роки тому
You are too funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 cry and you cry alone, laugh and you are never lonely. Lemons to lemonade. You get my drift.
@russelfernandes8483 3 роки тому
Too funny!
@chrisb.7787 3 роки тому
I am offended. Leaf my blind friend out of your def joke.
@robertmarkhaas 3 роки тому
Have you heard any jokes before?
@blabbingwithyoyo7472 3 роки тому
🥰
@hankhatfield8223 Рік тому
That is probably the hardest I have laughed in so long for stand-up comedy. This guy is hilarious
@karlohunjak1331 8 місяців тому
"meatballs, spaghetti, handgun, forgetboutit, whatever" killed it😂😂😂
@Concetta20 2 роки тому
“They’re not for tai chi, they’re for chai tea.” Brilliant.
@NickRoman 2 роки тому
That phrase did have a nice ring to it.
@collinsogombo6308 2 роки тому
Chai swahili
@user-sl5uq2gh3o 2 роки тому
you know chai (чай) is russian for tea.
@blaisemomin1106 2 роки тому
@@user-sl5uq2gh3o also in hindi (चाय)chai
@lb9790 2 роки тому
@@user-sl5uq2gh3o and Indian, Greek and Czech
@yaileenmaldonado6366 2 роки тому
When I tell you my jaw dropped after he said men should put on work clothes to seduce women... So freaking accurate!
@tiaSilva807 2 роки тому
I love uniformed men!!
@GingerNinja0424 2 роки тому
yup. just gotta *LOVE* them double standards. (sarcasm) LOL
@tiaSilva807 2 роки тому
@@GingerNinja0424 I am terrible with understanding sarcasm and oblivious to your "double standards" reference. So I will repeat myself to get across to any uniformed working man that it is sexy to see them.
@scouto.5781 2 роки тому
Sharp dressed men. Oh yeah😘
@muhammadmunimmisbahulmunir5896 2 роки тому
Because women care men for their successful career aka money. Men care women for their looks. It's just the truth.
@MyApologies278 8 місяців тому
He was a healthy laugh. Im from a tough city so I appreciated raunchy comedy but this guy has me sold on wholesome laughs. As a dad now I've been looking for some good wholesome laughs more and more and this fits the bill. Well done sir
@dondee8214 11 місяців тому
Wow I never heard of this guy. He is definitely top five in comedy right now. Very clever jokes.
@kvoncomedy 8 місяців тому
you made my day!
@justafriend4215 2 роки тому
blind man: I've never seen that woman in my entire life 😂😂😂
@nurfaiqohfitri8209 2 роки тому
LIGHT PLS :D
@hummuna69demetz29 2 роки тому
And the deaf person never "heard" that joke before!😂
@jenniferrobinson5647 2 роки тому
I saw that one on youtube it was kinda cringy but he owned her
@krakengames8417 2 роки тому
@@jenniferrobinson5647 link?
@LunaBell08 2 роки тому
He forgot to mention the rolling up your sleeves to your elbows bit. Girls go nuts over the forearms 😂
@Crystal-fv7fu 2 роки тому
Yeah we do lol
@renschekaitlynprinsloo6228 2 роки тому
Amen!
@thethmooteresa 2 роки тому
Amennn
@MangelBanselmo 2 роки тому
Oh is that right 😏😄
@requiem.5016 2 роки тому
Me with skinny arms : why are we still here
@bestrongandloveyourself2370 8 місяців тому
I am a Russian woman and I think this whole video was super funny! 😆😆😆 Thank you! ❤️❤️❤️
@alexplain8848 7 місяців тому
man he got some talent. turnjng controversial stuff into a funny convo (while simultaneously conveying your opinion about it) is really impressive.
@viraldetox_ 3 роки тому
“Can you turn a compliment into an argument?” This literally happened with my wife last night
@sh0wtim3studios 3 роки тому
@@mooseontheloose-2531 how the turntables
@HolasoyMai 3 роки тому
Sad
@GabrielleTollerson 3 роки тому
oh no 😂
@midgetydeath 3 роки тому
Then they wonder why we don’t compliment them anymore.
@zeevv8689 3 роки тому
Make sure she doesn’t see this‼️‼️‼️😂😂😂
@atcera8714 3 роки тому
Guy: "Your makeup looks so good" Woman: "So i look bad without makeup?" Guy: "Uhhhhh" Indian Parents: "Very much so"
@gra-emed3617 2 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣
@nikieberhardt4624 2 роки тому
Yeah same with Persian parents. My dad was like OK I know you just gave birth and you're sleepless and breastfeeding but how hard is it to wear lipstick 💄🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Derna1804 2 роки тому
It's like a barn, you've just got to paint it.
@danadoozer9990 11 місяців тому
The impression of your father was hilarious, and you are spot on when it comes to complimenting woman, I can vouch for it!
@theartmosfair3040 Рік тому
That H&M joke was simply genius💀
@killthemwkindness9064 2 роки тому
Hilarious😅😂😅 "Ladies DON'T be confused: These muscles will NOT defend you. These are for looks. They are designer muscles. Yeah!!! These are for STARBUCKS. They are not for Tai- Chi; they are for Chai-tea."😅😂😅
@Unidentified952 2 роки тому
The last part got me
@killthemwkindness9064 2 роки тому
@@Unidentified952 EXACTLY!-- Soo Hilarious😂😂😂
@ariadneschild8460 2 роки тому
I live beside a gym so I LMAO. Chai tea!
@killthemwkindness9064 2 роки тому
@@ariadneschild8460 Yeah, too funny!😅😂
@adityapagare6026 2 роки тому
Lmao
@katmacalinao9541 2 роки тому
i love how this guy can call out female tendencies without actually insulting women
@tjhammer24 2 роки тому
Because pointing out a general truth that's common isn't insulting. Its true. How comedy used to work before woke
@vickerandflips8061 2 роки тому
Something youtube comments cannot do well at all.
@reno8494 2 роки тому
Not to sound rude or anything, but there's a lot of generalisation going on . Is it an American thing , I mean the female 'traits' that's he's discussing? Because I'm very confused by some things he said , stuff never happens with women I know ( note that I'm bi raced , so when I visit both of my home countries, a lot of things he mentioned might be considered stereotypes nothing more )
@linfna09 2 роки тому
Its because hes comfortable with his sexuality and it makes him charming as hell
@quaziz 2 роки тому
I didn't even knew that was possible :o
@anyau7671 10 місяців тому
"We're all laughing, we're all having fun, we're not racist." Love this guy!!!
@jennifertehanisarreal 8 місяців тому
Early 80s child here - that was great! 🤣 “it’s not a too-mah!” Classic Arnold. Ha! Love the references and realities of our generation 👏🏼 👏🏼 Fantastic 😂👍🏼
@Nikitinale 3 роки тому
I like how he started with the idea that people get offended at anything and ended back on that idea, we can laugh at stereotypes equally, not everything has to be racist
@sorrymrgoogle2601 3 роки тому
Liberals call everything racist that they disagree with or don't like because they are psychologically projecting their own racism on others.
@allanlocke5749 3 роки тому
There was a definite shift in the atmosphere, after he revealed his dad's ethnicity... And even though people were still laughing it was different. To be honest though they weren't that great to begin with 🤙👍
@cynical8330 3 роки тому
@@sorrymrgoogle2601 The real issue with liberals is that they act like economic inequality is not a thing and that social inequality is the end all be all of progressive thought.
@Samthemancharles 3 роки тому
It's so amusing to make such broad statements on one's political labeling. What do you call a liberal in China? A fascist 🤣😆, wait wasn't Mao as effective as Stalin at eliminating folks?
@ScarlettOcean92 3 роки тому
Yeah except it's pretty rich of a straight white dude to be telling other people what they can and can't be offended by lol
@oniminikui 3 роки тому
A sign of a great comedian is someone who can laugh at himself.
@aldousorwell3807 3 роки тому
I laugh at all of my own jokes. That must make me Lenny Bruce!
@user-cz9jf1ec8s 3 роки тому
...without killing himself.
@lyndahammond8883 3 роки тому
This guy is GREAT! More, please!
@owenjackson7207 3 роки тому
Not really
@ashleesmith580 3 роки тому
@stevie mondo found him ⬆️⬆️⬆️
@hamedmansouri3556 10 місяців тому
K-Van's comedy proves that you don't need to rely on profanity or vulgarity to make people laugh. This style of comedy is more demanding, requiring wit, preparation, and well-crafted material. In contrast, comedians who use coarse language from the outset often take the easy way out. I believe that anyone can make people laugh by using vulgar language, but true comedic skill lies in being clever and refined. It's more difficult to make people laugh without resorting to low-brow humor, but the rewards are greater.
@kvoncomedy 8 місяців тому
u rock... 99% of netflix comedians can't do this.
@rayce9371 5 місяців тому
agree, when i try to tell a joke i'll throw in a cuss word sometimes to add the extra "umph" i think a lackluster joke might need in order to send it over the top, so i think this could easily apply to styles of comedy
@gintoki_sakata__ 4 місяці тому
@@kvoncomedyand it's fine if they can't, as long as they can make it funny, it's okay to cuss
@mangojulie123 2 місяці тому
How would you know? You've been in the shoes of both types of comedians?
@lillianm8139 Місяць тому
Yes, its too true!
@maureenblaqyoga 6 місяців тому
It was hilarious all the way through. His energy, and openly friendly and smiling face sealed the deal for me.
@josmo1363 3 роки тому
"so as a group, we're laughing, we're having fun, we're not racist" I remember those days They were good days
@dannyanderson6116 3 роки тому
It all ended in 2014😭 around there idk, i forgot its been so long
@Ntwister 3 роки тому
feels like a lifetime ago when that was the norm :/
@Starpower0088 3 роки тому
Amen 10/10
@zakofrx 3 роки тому
Thank God for Red Areas... Places were common sense still exists..
@LeSyd1984 3 роки тому
@@dannyanderson6116 Twitter was launched in 2012. ... The Mayas were right, lol!
@phoenixikki302 2 роки тому
*“You want to equal rights this is what it looks like”* _GOLD_
@allisongale9295 2 роки тому
Wha!
@docop8926 2 роки тому
Ikr lmao😂
@redrollinghood1222 2 роки тому
Now...finally, every woman gets real pockets in their skirts and jeans. We gonna carry lipbalm for our dates too. ;-)
@user-kv6zm9oz2d 2 роки тому
@@redrollinghood1222 Society done flipped the tables 0>0
@kvoncomedy 2 роки тому
LOL
@AlexAugustinex 2 місяці тому
The girlfriend at the gym turning into Arnold was just hilarious. 😂
@katherinec6031 7 місяців тому
The Russian backpack joke got me 🤣
@northstar6920 3 роки тому
"I yearn for true gender equality, I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them and complains about someone 'not being a man' when its convenient" - A true man of culture.
@l.rajnath959 3 роки тому
Indeed...the man of culture kazuma
@CEOofYukari 3 роки тому
Kazuma Sensei
@troy10troytroy 3 роки тому
Kazuma-sensei One of the pillars of modern true gender equality. Hachiman sends his regards as a fellow pillar.
@zanyawesome30 3 роки тому
Aye let's go Kazuma quote speaking the truth
@AK-jt7kh 3 роки тому
(Minor correction: talks about) But yeah - I feel ya. I cannot stand those people. I wish we would stop pushing this “be a man” bs. Be yourself - unapologetically. “Real Men” don’t sacrifice their sense of self for the sake of superficial popularity - and “Real Women” are the same.
@toethlef8994 3 роки тому
“i have never seen her a day in my life” was actually really funny
@zephyrstrife4668 3 роки тому
I laughed at it... then a second later, I really got the meaning of the joke, and proceeded to laugh even harder.
@jaypritchett6846 3 роки тому
12:35 *I thought that was the best!!!* 🤣
@juanbenjume6354 3 роки тому
Good dude indeed God bless him In Jesus Name
@ricatoni2 3 роки тому
@Toe Thief..I take it ..you own a tow truck?
@severia24 3 роки тому
"Actually"?! Micro aggression! >:c
@shoshyschneiderman4221 7 місяців тому
“It was still spinning” 😂😂😂
@sschithra 2 місяці тому
What a clean comedy! This is how standups should be! Now I am going to watch everything this guy has ever done on stage. Thank you for the laugh.
@petesequeira784 3 роки тому
A really funny comedian who doesn’t use foul language every few minutes.. now that is real talent.
@Flandre-Scarlet 3 роки тому
it takes more talent to not be a snowflake which you clearly dont have
@samuellourenco1050 3 роки тому
@@Flandre-Scarlet Plot twist: he isn't a snowflake. If he was, he would be triggered by the comedian.
@Flandre-Scarlet 3 роки тому
@@samuellourenco1050 alternative plot twist: he didnt understand what the comedian was talking about so he didnt get offended lul
@madenee2612 3 роки тому
There are many. "Dry Bar" is clean funny comedy
@UnpluggedxReality 3 роки тому
nobody use foul joke in dry bar comedy dude..
@chadsquatch5701 3 роки тому
He had the crowd roaring a few times... Without profanity... Nicely done sir.
@WhisperWolf7729 3 роки тому
I know right? Cursing and immoral jokes don't make a comedy show better. This guy did a good job.
@sandrapittman1305 3 роки тому
Dry Bar Comedy is nothing but profanity-free, clean comedy.
@WhisperWolf7729 3 роки тому
@@sandrapittman1305 I think it's more like 99% clean. Which is enough for me.
@EnvisionedBlindness 3 роки тому
I can make a room full of Karen's and sjws laugh by just simply pulling a Seinfeld and going "so how about those straight white guys, am I right?" Making an audience laugh is only an accomplishment based on the audience you have
@gamefreak22574 3 роки тому
I mean I wouldn't call itprofanity free at all but hey whatever floats your goat 😂
@mikeburke1993 Рік тому
This guy is good and should have his own special.
@alexanderchinea8483 7 місяців тому
Love this guy, he is what comedy used to be.
@je_chan 2 роки тому
"he's facing the wrong way but he's laughing" xD omg
@gsiya4023 2 роки тому
😂😂😂😂 I have never seen her a day in my life.
@albertedmondsiii6843 2 роки тому
When he said the girl wouldn't work out with him and said she couldn't make it to then doing pushups kmsl 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@je_chan 2 роки тому
true 😆just a few push ups and then ggaahh! I TOLD YOU ?!! 🤣
@jonathanlindsey8864 2 роки тому
I read this the exact moment he said it.😂😂
@Thexianhui77 2 роки тому
At least comedy is provided
@steviebrown8386 3 роки тому
The skinny jeans plummer: "looks yucky to me too!" Prances away....killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mauvecocnut7385 3 роки тому
W
@Harmthuria 3 роки тому
I had to show this to my dad, he's a plumber. He cried he laughed so hard. I thought he was gonna faint 'cause he didn't inhale in at least a minute, I am not kidding lol.
@thegregitto 3 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
@ninifeb14 2 роки тому
I have to say I loved his jeans…that “real men wear cargo pants” just contributes to that American mentality that men who wear shorter shorts/form fitting stylish clothes are queer and “not masculine”… that’s incorrect. It’s sexy. He’s talking about double standards but at the same time perpetuating them 🤦♀️ funny dude though 😂
@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 Рік тому
@@ninifeb14 I don't think wearing skinny jeans makes men look queer but I think it definitely makes them look less "manly". Like Kvon said, I don't think I'd trust a plumber wearing skinny jeans. I cant say I've ever seen a lumberjack or fireman or a oil rig worker wearing skinny jeans. I've certainly seen boyband members, tik tokers, and metrosexuals wear them though.
@NrityaSankalpa 7 місяців тому
The Iranian accent and the 3rd /4rth joke was brilliant 🎉
@calebdoner 10 місяців тому
Comedy is the last stronghold of sanity. Absolutely fantastic show!
@Lozzie74 3 роки тому
“Smaller Russian guy with smaller Russian backpack” 😆😂🤣
@graciliraptor3990 2 роки тому
BABY RUSSIAN WITH BABY BACKPACK THAT WAS ADORABLE
@nikitaR899 2 роки тому
Okay but way to describe all of me in a comment of his quote.
@rebeccacunningham9241 2 роки тому
Loved that
@marykfcjane 2 роки тому
Great comment to pin, doesn’t give away too much and helped me remember that I’ve seen this one before 👍
@cynthiamartinez8994 2 роки тому
I didn’t realize I thought violence was funny to me until middle school. Yeah I used to watch looney tunes and Tom and Jerry etc. One day the weather was sold cold water on a sidewalk turned the whole thing to ice at my school. A kid for some reason thought it was a good idea to run to class on that side walk. It was almost like a cartoon, he slipped and flew backwards and landed on his back like that one scene in home alone 2 and I laughed to hard I shocked my friends. Some people took it into offense but who could blame me, I didn’t care who that kid was, it would’ve been funny either way.
@taraebonyrosser 3 роки тому
Don't need bullies who do wedgies, that's what the skinny jeans are for
@LorianneMG 3 роки тому
THAT is a good one!
@michaelfitzgerald6341 3 роки тому
Lmfao nice.
@thegregitto 3 роки тому
@Rusty Kinks DUN
@nonexistentcomedychannel5136 3 роки тому
Yeah, they trap my thiccness
@taraebonyrosser 3 роки тому
@@nonexistentcomedychannel5136 mine too...
@supertron6039 11 місяців тому
I slammed my fist so hard at the "Tiny Russian with Backpack", what a way to end the video. 😂
@jonnichols4522 6 місяців тому
That's right R Kelly 🤣💀 Man that Utah crowd really was struggling with that exercise. 🤣
@thatonedog819 3 роки тому
We wanted pockets in our equal rights, not you guys to lose your own pockets 😂
@stustormchaser7369 3 роки тому
You already had a pocket book.. Or purse
@thatonedog819 3 роки тому
@@stustormchaser7369 yeah, but you have to carry those and they can easily be stolen
@sleverlight 3 роки тому
I just buy mens pants sometimes cuz I like them better
@TheKittyfizzle 3 роки тому
True!! I just got athletic pants with pockets and immediately sent my bff four pictures of random things in my pockets because I was so excited.
@thatonedog819 3 роки тому
@@TheKittyfizzle the cargo pant trend is coming back and I'm so ready. I don't think they look great, but the pockets...
@annaanhvu2874 2 роки тому
I love it when comedians can just make jokes out of the simplest of things like pants
@mac_tire_aonair 2 роки тому
Totally!!! If you like this, check out England's Michael McIntyre.
@sondraW 2 роки тому
@@mac_tire_aonair I love Michael M. & just outta curiosity I looked to c # of subscribers ea of these guys have on UKposts. Michael’s almost double in #’s. They r both on my list & r absolutely doing what they were put in this World to do, making ppl laugh, at ourselves. ☮️
@greengarnet7534 2 роки тому
@Your friendly neighborhood mess go back to twitter...people with gender flags are mentally incapable of having fun at jokes...
@haydnpierce7409 2 роки тому
I feel like this comment was written by Jerry from Rick & Morty.
@nkzamrud1965 2 роки тому
Kenny Sebastian too 😂
@vickianderson3321 2 місяці тому
You are spot on! Sometimes our men have no chance in saying the right thing.We've been married 46.5 yrs...but some days there is no win! But we now😂at ourselves together,as between us we are a functioning ONE❣️& He is the better part❣️
@madMARTYNmarsh1981 Рік тому
I've never heard of K-Von before (he hasn't made his way to England yet to my knowledge) so thank you, UKposts algorithm, for introducing me to this brilliance.
@ziziorens348 3 роки тому
I love how his jokes are just (for the most part) one continuous story, leading into each other. Seeing as most comedians just randomly jump from one topic to another makes me really appreciate when others weave their jokes together in a nice tapestry of humor.
@soniag4516 3 роки тому
Yes that's what kept me watching and rolling in laughter-- so refreshingl
@JJ2official 3 роки тому
that was underrated asf 😂😂
@zethrenbeltran4071 3 роки тому
Not really that related, but dave chappel did something similar, but instead of an ongoing story, he loves to make a joke then goes back to it later on in the set. It was awesome, and really shows how these comedians really got a hold of their craft.
@Barukh 3 роки тому
I see what you did there
@Ultimita01 3 роки тому
Many famous comedians do this as we are a narrative species. It's quite smart to do but can be very hard. Especially for a segment this long. Well done!
@sarahokon9376 3 роки тому
"ladies, don't be confused. These muscles will not defend you" 🤣
@SoulCrusherEx 8 місяців тому
Love this guy. He is a global gem. Keep him safe
@csrboltfan2643 7 місяців тому
I laugh so hard every time I watch this guy, that I nearly pass out !!! Dude is truly funny and knows what TRUE comedy is. Comedy is being able to laugh at ourselves regardless of the situation.
@Pnw208 2 роки тому
Cant believe Ive never seen this guy. Great charisma, interacts with the crowd without being too mean. Pushes the envelope with his jokes just enough. That was a near perfect act.
@wolfgirl3081 2 роки тому
I completely agree with everything you mentioned!! A wonderful comedian…hope he keeps it up
@VinceP420 2 роки тому
Seen this guy live in Orlando. What a trip.
@MosheBenChaim 2 роки тому
He has his own Channel here on UKposts ;)
@susanacardona7833 2 роки тому
Neither do I, first time
@josaphinet 2 роки тому
I wanted to like this but I couldn't because your at 669 likes lol😂
@blindfaith1239 2 роки тому
As a very blind man, I totally appreciate his inclusion and joking with the blind guy. No one pokes fun at blind people as much and as freely as other blind people. I wish more sighted people understood that
@Thank-u-so-much-for-everything 2 роки тому
No one pokes fun at blind people as much and as freely as other blind people.😱
@ariadneschild8460 2 роки тому
I'd watch a blind man doing stand up, it's probably the only way I'd find out what is funny about being blind. I'm sure you have found yourself in absurd situations that a sighted person wouldn't experience maybe you could give it a go.
@SoniaJbrt 2 роки тому
Blind Faith I'm not blind, but I'm with you, this guy is funny! 😂
@aditi25singh 2 роки тому
You're great! But I'm just curious how did u type this? I mean am asian we don't have device to type things down by ourselves.. (My aunt is blind too I'm just curious. I don't mean to offend anyone)
@blindfaith1239 2 роки тому
@@aditi25singh iPhone has a setting called VoiceOver that reads the screen and allows you to interact with it using touch gestures. I believe that Android has a similar but inferior setting called Overlay or something. I strongly suggest VoiceOver for iPhone for any blind or visually impaired person. I do not know whether or not that works in Asia
@nietsbrak 7 місяців тому
"what falls off a persian backpack? PAGERS!" hauahuahuahauhaua
@mackenziereasor9134 8 місяців тому
This guy gives me Chris Pratt energy and I’m so here for it 😂
@itzanopinion 3 роки тому
Blind man: "I've never seen that woman a day in my life"... LMAO!
@jodydille8612 3 роки тому
This is a great comedian, he wasn't vulgar. my kids and parents can appreciate his sense of humor. He totally made his point in a colorful way. I would pay for his show.
@lokobuild3565 3 роки тому
Yeah... the romantic pics part
@Au16227 2 роки тому
@@lokobuild3565 whats vulgar about a 401k?
@donmiller2908 2 роки тому
"This is a great comedian, he wasn't vulgar" He's playing in Utah, in front of a bunch of Mormons. The comics can't be "vulgar" If Mormons hear "vulgar" language they'll spontaneously combust. I'm betting you're Mormon.
@swisschalet1658 2 роки тому
I’m not Mormon but I don’t want to hear vulgarities.
@lokobuild3565 2 роки тому
@@swisschalet1658 i understand
@xxxhombre3608 9 місяців тому
14:29 "They're not for Tai Chi they're for chai tea" 😂😂
@LightFairy_Munich 9 місяців тому
The Schwarzenegger bit killed me 🤣
@awojobitimmy7630 2 роки тому
He said "that's right R Kelly tell it to the judge" that killed me😂😂😂😂
@farisfuad1150 2 роки тому
Got me too
@JessicaMiller-pc4dj 2 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣.
@heyokaikaggen6288 2 роки тому
I don't think R Kelly waited until they were anything like 18 though...
@pespn 3 роки тому
That double standard joke in the beginning about the difference between a man and a woman talking to the nephew/niece turning 18 was such a great start! Enjoyed every bit of the performance, great work!
@RedK5 3 роки тому
I would find that creepy either way
@444hertz 3 роки тому
@@RedK5 same lmao
@TheAdatto 3 роки тому
@@RedK5 not evenly i hope...
@Cinderbellie 3 роки тому
I agree!
@RedK5 3 роки тому
@@TheAdatto why not
@hamidisaidi2879 Рік тому
This is easily one of the funniest clean stand up i have ever seen. Hope this guy make a movie one day.
@coltonk.3086 7 місяців тому
Can relate!! One night my sister made dinner, and she was dissapointed with it. (She can be a perfectionist on how she cooks.) And when I said it was just fine and that I liked it, she looked at me and said "You like EVERYTHING, Colton.". My response to that statement was "That's not true. I don't like running, and I don't like men.".
@vilokparkhi9420 3 роки тому
"Anything can be an insult." Gen Z : "And I took that personally."
@collection6062 3 роки тому
milenials actually.
@kennethfung3618 3 роки тому
@@collection6062no he’s got a point
@collection6062 3 роки тому
@@kennethfung3618 no i have 2 two points.
@kennethfung3618 3 роки тому
@@collection6062 no.
@collection6062 3 роки тому
@@kennethfung3618 big yes
@1kuzuki 2 роки тому
“I had so many pockets, I didn’t even know what to do with the pockets” Women’s fashion: What are these pOcKetS you speak of?
@pikathemimikyu6655 2 роки тому
I wish girls clothes had pockets 😖 I have to wear my winter coat in the middle of summer to have somewhere to put my phone 😂
@1kuzuki 2 роки тому
@@pikathemimikyu6655 lol relatable
@Daze-qi1hl 2 роки тому
Oh!oh!oh! AND THOSE FAKE POCKETS MAKE ME SO MAD! LIKE ARE THEY MOCKING US OR WHAT!? WHY PUT FAKE POCKETS WHEN YOU COULD PUT REAL ONES!?😭😭😭
@pikathemimikyu6655 2 роки тому
@@Daze-qi1hl lol ikr!! Who eve invented fake pockets, what is its purpose?
@hannahmaria4611 2 роки тому
My brother said its because we have purses. Unless your my step dad who calls his wallet his purse.
@DennisConnor-wc2lm 9 місяців тому
The pharmacy in the pants joke can be taken in so many ways lmfao 😂😂😂😂
@kvoncomedy 8 місяців тому
hahhahaa
@ericasmith5381 Рік тому
I love that he includes people into his show and actually interacts with them
@overhaul976 2 роки тому
"You are just an extension of her purse." It went over people's head
@daliajojo 2 роки тому
I loved the part where he moved houses using those pants , that was hilarious 😂
@michaelhastings8940 2 роки тому
Cargo pants are awesome!
@jskamshll8202 2 роки тому
Yes I died!!! Well I cried ...lol. But my son was wearing cargo shorts and I'm like put it in your pocket!! Haha im like it velcros it wont come out
@kathrynejones2590 2 роки тому
@@jskamshll8202 VELCRO KEEPS EVERYTHING SAFE...:)
@RandomPerson-gf6gd 2 роки тому
@@kathrynejones2590 where do you think flex tape came from?
@rkttb 3 роки тому
These muscles are not for tai-chi, they're for chai-tea. 😀 Whoa! I've never had so many likes for a comment. (Nor for pics on fb/insta or tweets) hehe!!
@bullseye6969 3 роки тому
IKR. Calling chai, Chai tea is like calling someone by their name 2 times in a row. Iyshwarya Iyshwarya.
@yoshikagespeedwagon8025 3 роки тому
@@bullseye6969 it was a joke and everyone knows that. Don't try to act smart.
@SnowbordrWRX 3 роки тому
And even Tai Chi you can't defend yourself... it's too slow. Imagine telling an attacker... whoa whoa stop attacking so fast!
@rudranilchaudhuri4419 3 роки тому
@@bullseye6969 actually no.. From our perspective Chai = tea.. For foreigners.. "Chai" is a concept of a foreign (Indian) fragrant beverage with lots of spice..and "tea" because it's the base liquid. Kinda like our nomenclature of masala chai.
@bullseye6969 3 роки тому
@@rudranilchaudhuri4419 chai is plain milk tea. What you described is called masala chai. You litrally don't have to add "tea" anywhere. When I said chai tea that's what I meant, adding tea is just no brainer.
@tye958 Рік тому
Very relatable.... This man knows how to deliver jokes not insults 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾... I would spend a few dollars seeing this guy 💁🏽
@JapPerez Рік тому
I can never understand how these great comedians do their transitions that smoothly, must be very smart
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