*ba-dum tsss* 🥁

Good one! Love it.

👏👏👏

hollaaaaa

Well and I thought I was just bi myself

Ik 😭

For real

Easy humor

Yeah as a straight dude I related to that too hard, I’ve been hit on by gay men and it really just seems like all I gotta do is say “nice shirt” and they’re like “yeah let’s bang,” whereas just getting a date with a woman feels like I have to be intentional with every word or she’ll be like “guess it’s not him”

Too subtle for most guys.Brick in the head, frankly."You! Me Like! Sex?"

Omg yes

FACTS.

That's my reaction too. Before rejection, I think "Maybe she's the right woman for me," and after rejection, straight back to "but I'm not even right for myself. It's a good thing she knew that I don't have what it takes."

@@nathanwood4762aww no be kinder to yourseIf, it just wasnt meant to be

And the thing she's probably talking about is her own hypergamy, entitlement and/or choice paralysis due to her having a gigantic roster.

I thought John Travolta in SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER

@@ilovtheend Agreed. But I think it's a little Travolta, little Elvis, and a lot of Taylor. :)

A little more John Travolta but I watched til that part cuz I love a good Elvis nod

She literally becomes this emoji irl 🕺

Um no

I believe she doesn't speak to him anymore. I saw her live and I remember her saying that

She made a youtube short alluding to it as well. “If he wanted to he would… but, like, it’s your dad. 😬”

Keep in mind that at some point, as she creates new material for new shows, the Taylor character develops a life of her own, different from the Taylor real-life person. The former becomes a puppet for the latter, enabling her to touch any topic she wants. 🙂

@@ironshoes1720 - - Good answer. I was starting to lose faith that commenters are a stupid lot.

All her siblings are lgbt? What are the odds?

It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing

She is amazing with analogies among other things

EXACTLY

How do you go about finding shit like that honestly? It's either u got it or you dont. I have been attracted to who I am attracted since puberty and it didn't take any exploring to find out. On the streets, bom boner. Movies, boner. School, boner. Funeral, boner. Nurse, boner. It's biologically driven you dont have to force it,

Only way to find out is to go to band camp and try out all the instruments

Probably worked the opposite way 😂

I so badly want her parents to read this comment

It did. They broke the rules of "love thy neighbour...." so they got sent some embodies "opportunities to finally get that blasted learning experience right" amids themselves :'D Somehow their "god" is not so smart and constantly forgets they're too low in social intelligence to learn that way. They need the re-incarnation route and some own experience. Urgently. Lovely that you and your sibling have each other. A least I hope? And sorry for the mess you were born into.

It was my first thought too.

I’m still giggling over “don’t bite the jazz-hand that feeds you” from ages ago 😂 (Her dad was a show choir director)

Big Goblin Energy

I can't wait until next year's Netflix special when she talks about the time she tried to convince herself she was bisexual.

​@@mprice6683it must be really hard on you to think that a woman attracted to another woman is a thing. Mind blown

Guess she's seen and done it all, I mean she was married before.

I wonder when she'll be in her eternity Era. Soon

Thank you

I don’t get it.

​@@MiadaskateI think the implication is that the clarinet represents a penis.

@@Miadaskate UKposts guidelines prevent me from explaining it to you in easy to understand terms.

I got that one right away, but that's probably b/c i'm bi

lpllll 😮😢

lpllll 😮😢😮

S A M E

I've always liked her, but I think she's getting kind of scary.

@@kalevala29why?😂 i knew she was too cool to be straight, honestly. Nothing against straight people but bi and gay people are just built differently. There’s just that something..🫱🏻✨ straight ppl don’t have.

@@kalevala29wdym lol?

@@sophias.8323 Bc of how relatable she is (I think)

@@sophias.8323 maybe this parson is scared of Taylor becoming TOO relatable. She'll engulf the world in a flood of relatability (and excellent wardrobe choices).

Getting a man's attention is super easy. Getting us to stay and commit is not. There's a big gap between a sleeper and a keeper. For a long-term commitment, we want to be sure that she's not going to cheat, not going to make allegations, not going to put the dog in the oven, etc and we're looking for the papers to prove it. Had a hoe phase? Probably not a phase - sleeper. Last bf was emotionally distant? I can't read minds either - sleeper. Alot of women get messed up by this. If a man sleeps with her, it doesn't really mean that he is her level of pull. It just means he didn't have anything better to do for that 7-minute window. There's a lot of time in the day, so the top guys are busy. Her level, where a guy will gladly commit to her and ignore the others, might be a good 3 points lower. But who wants that loser? So she'll keep trying at the high level, wondering why men cheat so much. The brick was a trap.

Std coming at ya

You can catch std regardless of what gender you are. If you think her having sex with a woman causes an std then wash your pussy. Edit: Sorry, I just realised you’re a man. If you think her having sex causes an std, you can get tf away from women

God does not want people to practice homosexuality.

​@@annjames1837 Contraception: I'm not even here, I'm a hallucination

@@annjames1837 I guess no one can have sex ever then.

Are you the raisin or the chocolate?

@@mhawang8204 100% the raisin that was left on the counter for a week

What did your og comment mean ? ​@@Shamaroth

@@-chenlanying5818 I am a lady that likes other ladies, so I got excited when she said she might also like other ladies, until I remembered how much prettier and talented and younger she is than me. It was but a lesbian mirage.

​​@@ShamarothI feel you. I'm bi and then remembered I don't have a chance either. 😊

While I understand that feeling, I gotta say it's part of growing up to deal with that fear and just go ahead and try something new if it interests you. For activities like learning a new instrument or learning a new sport or whatever, teacher or club owners and the like are literally always desperate for new members, so they know well that they absolutely have to be encouraging or else you're gonna take your money elsewhere.

@@earthbind83 Accepting that you don't know something and humbling yourself to be taught is something i struggle with all the time lol

@@malkazzz Then maybe ask yourself where that comes from, then logically speaking it would be unnatural to just know everything. Maybe some bullies used shaming language on you a long time ago or something like that. I myself remember that asking about anything was always risky because the person might answer along the lines of "Whaaaat? You don't know that? Looool" which is why I don't socialize much and just research stuff on the internet (any maybe ask in forums where idiots like that just get banned).

Yep. I fear the polite applause

Gotta find those honest persons.

This is most days of being a parent.

Wow this joke was catered to you specifically lol

You must have had progressive parents. 😁

as a pan woman i second that, but in a "still searching for a piano teacher bc god damn there are no teachers in my neighborhood" way lol

As a pan man…welp I’m definitely a queer woman kind of profile then haha. I just have to let them know everything I’m into!

@@KittRembo I'm of course talking from my own experience. It's just always nice to see a filled out profile :D

Yes, there is also usually a pic of him snowboarding. And in most or all of his pics he's gonna have his sunglasses on.

@@KittRembo your a queer man it's different. Straight men specifically treat their profiles like their apartment. Two things that's all they need And then everyone else is like "I'm gonna add a table so my TV isn't on the floor" yknow?

Gay men seldom give you many details but it depends on the site wink wink. I've never tried dating apps .

The biphobia is/was SO real 😅

@@readmachine18 Is. Very much is.

Yeah just pick one! That probably lead me to not figure out I was bi until my mid 20s. Like, that can be a thing?

@@tomrogue13 Especially since most bi people aren't "50/50", so to speak. I've only ever been in love with a woman _once,_ and only been sexually attracted to a handful more. I haven't even come out to my parents until recently, not because they wouldn't accept me, but simply because I thought - Your assumptions about me are about 85% right anyway, so why bother. Nothing actually changes, I'm just twice the virgin you thought I was 😅

It’s so annoying bc no matter who you are they always assume you like men. Ur a bi guy? Ur gay no questions. Ur a bi girl? Nah you like men u just want attention

I have so many questions about what has happened between the joke about her dad hating gay people but teaching show choir ("those sparkly teens put food on our table") and now.

@@jc3msearch taylor tomlinson they them for one of her funniest bits of all time (if you haven’t seen it)

She is telling jokes. It's not her personal history.

@@q7winq7 I think it is her story. I've always suspected she was bi or lesbian.

It seems as though a lot of female comedians are gay or bi because they see the absurdity of a lot of social mores​@@epistte

Especially to the piano. :)

Tickle that "ivory"

Tickle that "ivory" 😉

Yeah isn't it kind of funny how often we're the last one to notice we're queer? I was the only straight person in my circle of friends, so I thought. Nope, bi. Went to a rave and immediately got hit on by men. Guys have a fair share of problems but Jesus fuck is so much easier to get past the initial stage

We do tend to gravitate towards one another. 😉

I strongly suspected she was queer after some of the jokes in her last two specials. The way she talked about her boyfriends and men in general seemed like she didn't actually like them, but she hadn't fully considered the alternatives. There was a joke in a previous special that went along the lines of "I don't know why I like, men but I do" while complaining about them. If she is bi, then good for her for accepting it, if this is a stepping stone then good for her for taking the first step. But also, who in the younger generations isn't at least a little bit queer, the rate in my family across all my first cousins (on both sides) is about 1/2. There are 12 of us, I am a gay trans woman (well, definitely trans, let's see what the hormones do to my attraction), two of my female cousins regularly date women, I have a cousin who I can practically guarantee is aro/ace, I have another cousin who is genderqueer, I have a male cousin who doesn't seem to be interested in relationships even though I haven't heard him put a label on it. And I think one or two other cousins might be some kind of queer. We range in age from teens to mid 30's

@@136jab Honestly I’ve heard so many straight women talking about their relationships and it sounds like many of them don’t like men, either. “Are the straights okay?” is a real concern.

@@136jab I only have two first cousins and one sister and two of us turned out to be gay despite growing up in the most rural environment of the south you could possibly imagine. I'm in my early 50s and my cousin is in his 30s. He came out of the closet right after college I wouldn't manage to make that jump until I was in my late 30s. I think the numbers are fuck load higher than anybody realizes but way too many people have been repressed in their sexuality and GID.

Which would you recommend? I've been told by my romantic partners that they feel like dating a woman when they're with me, so I'd like to learn what works for women. Maybe it will work for me 😄

@@Dsonsee try videos by Caitlin V or Marnie the Wing Girl. Both have Oral vids but Caitlin’s is better.

Even if you're a lesbian: Are you gay? You look straight...gay and straight people said this to me...heh Plus, most lesbians bash on bisexuals though they seem to be obsessed with hetero/bisexual women. Really weird to me.

Sexual harassment?

TRULY. Women are terrifying. They’re so pretty and smart and funny. And I don’t want to fuck it up! 🫣

DO IT SCARED

God does not want people to practice homosexuality.

Yeah, the best part of it

But playing an instrument is reeeaallly fun

@@Beebz29 Except when the band kicks you out. That's a bummer. :)

yeah ikr i would be happy to just give instead of receiving 😸i can happily finish w/a hand in a sec after such a snack 😸🙈

I mean, she watched euphoria, so I'm assuming she DOES know now 😜😂😂 (I haven't seen it, but I know they have an ace, maybe aroace, character and they explain what that means and that they're not broken)

@@readmachine18 I haven't seen it either; all I knew about before now was it's Zendaya plus lots of sex and drugs and maybe involves suicidal ideation.

Most relatable joke 😂

I've longed for her to be not straight ever since I first started laughing at her stand up. It's always good to remember that once upon a time Ellen referred to her "boyfriend" in her early standup career as well...

"chaotic sapphic solidarity" should be a hashtag

​@@ashleighelizabeth5916 as did Wanda Sykes, and look at her now! ❤

that's what it's all about lol

Omfg 😂 so true

I'm fine with it. No rent necessary. :)

In what way?

As a man I can pretty much guarantee that your husband will let you play the piano whenever you want... maybe he can even be 2nd Stool.

Preach 💯

I like you & your lesbian flag profile pic is gorgeous ❤

LESBIANS TOO 🙃🫠