Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident

Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident | Netflix Is A Joke

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@charlesblack9959 4 роки тому

From the moment he said "Juicy Smooyay" Jussie would never have respect on his name again. He is "Juicy Smooyay" forever now.

@nohmadinc.6779 4 роки тому

Charles Black Facts!!!!!!

@patrichewill5403 4 роки тому

Smoulliet

@arayadenise8745 4 роки тому

oh no😥😂😂😂😂

@251Trioxin 4 роки тому

Fasho!

@iroznewr 4 роки тому

smoo-lee-yay 😂

@mikeymodrau2478 4 роки тому

"If you were racist and homophobic you wouldnt even be watching empire" Dave Chappelle facts!! So true 😂😂

@barbee0715 4 роки тому

haha-that was funny. That's actually what I was thinking when I first caught this on the news.

@mikeymodrau2478 4 роки тому

I know right...! also anther good point dave uses is the noose. Who even owns rope anymore ?? 😂😂

@guydutoit61 4 роки тому

“It’s not how white people talk... It sounds like something .. that I WOULD SAY” fuck I can’t stop laughing at this whole series

@ayejay8862 4 роки тому

That actually is not true. Many homophobes are gay. And racists have always been entertained by black people. So much for that silly theory. Next....

@SpockvsEgon 4 роки тому

@@ayejay8862the homophobes watch gay porn, not dramas.

@ethanmorgan3806 Рік тому

“It SOUNDS like something…. That I would say” kills me every single time

@yazzzlet3549 Рік тому

That part is my favourite because I see it more as something that he specifically would say not because he's black and it makes even funnier

@andreas956 Рік тому

Best part lmfao

@roadchordbeats3903 Рік тому

even the pause was funny damnit

@kellyb3540 Рік тому

@Yazzzle T I like the very end the best. "Find out where Kanye West was last night." It was so unexpected! Absolutely brilliant!

@canefan17 Рік тому

So good

@gavingarza6387 Рік тому

"Find out where Kanye West was last night..." This joke aged well.

@TheAntiTrope Рік тому

Little did Dave know that Kanye was busy evolving into Obergruppenführer Westlich 🤣

@thelaxlair6727 Рік тому

Crazy times

@toastyanon8902 Рік тому

Kanye has moved well beyond attacking Black People, he's set his sights on sweeter prey.

@125discipline2 Рік тому

@@HotepOurobo america needs shock therapy, and kanye is there to shatter the illusion

@HotepOurobo Рік тому

@@125discipline2 we didn’t need to love Hitler in order to do it.

@RaleighLink 2 роки тому

Who else is watching this again after his verdict lol

@TotyVale 2 роки тому

🙋🏻‍♀️

@josephdesenclos2769 2 роки тому

Checking it out again now.

@darrengodbee3435 2 роки тому

Who isn’t is the better question I think here this guy is close to being genius He’s do a much better job than Joe Hiden Biden could ever do

@LeeLee-ux8gh 2 роки тому

🤣🤣

@PoleFelonyFitnessMiami 2 роки тому

Meeeeeee

@no-name4u 4 роки тому

I don’t wanna hear one damn apology from chapelle for this special. Pure brilliance.

@zannahhannaz6857 4 роки тому

Dave won’t apologize cause he doesn’t give a shit! Love this guy!!

@DubG9 4 роки тому

He wouldn't dare. He said what he said on purpose.

@lionessfruits1543 4 роки тому

He doesn't apologize! Lol

@LC-uz6em 4 роки тому

I agree the special was brilliant

@Lord_Bibulous 4 роки тому

@@zannahhannaz6857 And now that NetFlix has giving him F-U money, hell no he ain't sorry.

@thebigphish3652 Рік тому

The crowd did not stop laughing for the rest of the set after he said "Jussie Smulliet". It's unreal how funny a person can be from uttering just 2 words. One of the GOATs man.

@brianramirez8255 Рік тому

yeah, that was golden. Just mispronouncing the name of someone who was so ridiculously wrong created the whole energy.

@haiderkhan3007 Рік тому

THE GOAT

@mox9076 Рік тому

Impeccable comedic timing

@Stewdaddy87 Рік тому

You could audibly hear the audience reaction growing from slightest confusion to almost immediately realizing who he was talking about. Went from private chuckles to roaring outbursts from not bein able to contain themselves. There wasn’t a dry eye in the house everybody was tearing up laughing so hard. That’s why he’s the GOAT

@BuddWolf Рік тому

Pronounced: Juicy Smooyay😂😂

@asia.williams94 Рік тому

The “Subway… Sandwiches?!” line gets me every time!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

@mattanderson6672 Рік тому

Can you please explain the significance to me please? My dumb ass doesn't get it?

@kealunleday3948 Рік тому

@matt anderson who walks in 16 below weather at 2am to get a sandwich

@lossypooh Рік тому

@@mattanderson6672with all these food delivery apps, what celebrity going to walk to subway, for sandwiches, 2am below 16 degrees 😂😂😂

@Luke101 6 місяців тому

It can be first assumed that he means the subway transit system, but then when it's the subway restaurant the cop is like wtf @@mattanderson6672

@mattmckeown3139 5 місяців тому

i think he said subway manwhich.?

@ussliberty109 3 роки тому

The most unbelievable part of Juicy's story was that two MAGA hat wearing, rope carrying, white dudes watched Empire and recognized him in the dark.

@WillAnderson3rd 3 роки тому

In Chicago

@inalavalamp 3 роки тому

@@WillAnderson3rd In the dead of winter

@jandavis5403 3 роки тому

Who carries bleach at 2am ?

@TruckTaxiMoveIt 3 роки тому

And yet some people still believe it SMH

@vivisect53 3 роки тому

I live in Chicago and have honestly never actually seen a Maga hat in person. Just between that part and the neighborhood he was in, that was enough to know it was bullshit when it was on the news a few hours after it didn't happen.

@peacelove5873 3 роки тому

The pinnacle of Jussie Smollet's career is being in a Dave Chappelle joke.

@MihzvolWuriar 3 роки тому

There will be one day, people will be laughing about this asking "Who TF is Juicy Smoliet?"

@drak3661 3 роки тому

Juicy Smooyay*

@Gurbeable 3 роки тому

Damnnnn that was good,LOL.

@wolfwang8464 3 роки тому

@@drak3661 are you dumb? The way he is pronouncing it it’s “juicy smolliet”

@drak3661 3 роки тому

@@wolfwang8464 are you chinese🤣

@AlexPressure777 4 місяці тому

"Its sounds like something i would say" -Dave Chappelle 😂🤣 ROFL

@jackbauer8498 9 місяців тому

It was 2 am ok - 16 degrees alllllllright !!!! 😅😅😅😅

@loltom3703 2 роки тому

Coming back to watch now that the trial's started. Aged like fine wine

@mayhemjr.803 2 роки тому

Oh absolutely. 😂🤣👍

@louchat333 2 роки тому

Me too. The first thing I thought of when the trial started.

@shershan254 2 роки тому

Same 😂❤🇯🇲

@shira_yone 2 роки тому

me as well

@leemoney3203 2 роки тому

Indeed 😂😂

@michaelelliott2194 2 роки тому

"It sounds like something...that I would say!" fucking kills me every time. One of my all time fav Dave bits.

@glennarcher6 2 роки тому

His delivery of that line is classic Dave He didn't have that kind of delivery in 'the closer'

@chrishernandez3473 2 роки тому

Seriously, I watch it about once a month. Classic

@ernstthalmann4306 2 роки тому

It's truly a jarring line I laughed hard first time i heard it 🤣 💀 😂 legendary 😂 🤣 💀 😆 🙌

@ocan1033 2 роки тому

Best line in the whole thing. Defiantly Dave Chappelle.

@xihuantiyu 2 роки тому

That line is gold

@sarahborders2348 Рік тому

Had to revisit this when the two brothers hired by Juicy to attack him came out with their story 🤣

@veronicagallo2624 Рік тому

same here 🤣🤣

@GregOrCreg Рік тому

I hope Dave does a follow-up.

@ripta1146 Рік тому

Same😂

@crater044 Рік тому

"I gave him a noogie." *DRAMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES* 🤣🤣🤣

@yomommashaus 2 місяці тому

@@crater044 omg like Korean Manhwa lmao i never not laugh at the intensifies

@markl5562 4 місяці тому

He kicked 95% of Hollywood in the nuts with this bit pointing out how predictably gullible they were latching onto the idea that JS was telling the truth

@tomoth77 4 місяці тому

As soon as I heard the story I knew ot was fake. Bleach freezes at that temperature. And as chappelle said white racists don't watch empire.

@cspan1993 2 місяці тому

no he didn't.

@markl5562 2 місяці тому

@@cspan1993 How do you figure he didn't? He explicitly cites how many show business celebrities jumped right on the Justice for Jussie bandwagon. Am I telling you something you didn't notice yourself?

@cspan1993 2 місяці тому

@@markl5562 it's not that deep. you took all of that from a story in a comedy bit? seek help.

@markl5562 2 місяці тому

@@cspan1993 You're not too bright, eh? Re-watch the segment --- DC called out the Hollywood nincompoops who didn't stop for one split second to assess the validity of Smollet's claims before hitching their wagons to him

@beachguyla 2 роки тому

"Clearly lying" says Dave. The jury agreed.

@steve41557 2 роки тому

Jussie Smollett found guilty of filing false police report for hoax attack - Jury decided after deliberation only 10 hours!

@jasona9 2 роки тому

2:30

@tvs9978 2 роки тому

I bet you he'll sue Chapelle for "corrupting" the jury pool

@jbwwwwwwweadle244 2 роки тому

CNN tried to save face with a headline saying “Smollet convicted on some accounts”😂

@ithilnin123 2 роки тому

He’s forever gonna be Juicy Smulliet!! 🤣🤣

@bigtymerebfan 4 роки тому

This joke is more famous than Jussie Smollet ever was or ever will be.

@lkcdarzadix6216 4 роки тому

You mean Juicy

@MutarFuqueer 4 роки тому

LOL, damn Frenchman!

@Afrimusican 4 роки тому

Faxx.

@adryanredbeard699 4 роки тому

bigtymerebfan Yet everyone keeps talking about Juicy I think his plan worked 😁

@N3ZYorK 4 роки тому

Your 400th like for speaking the truthXD

@philgillen1 Рік тому

"Sandwiches?" is one of my favourite Dave lines.

@Leelz247 Рік тому

Supporting him with our silence, LMAO even when you know someone's lying to the police, you still don't rat them out.

@GeeksOasis 4 роки тому

After finding out this got a 0% on rotten tomatos, I instantly went on Netflix and watched it. I havent laughed that hard in a while.

@OlderG0ds 4 роки тому

If Sjw hate it you know it’s good shit

@nebelungcat6117 4 роки тому

Rotten Tomatoes is truly rotten.

@EnoVarma 4 роки тому

Although, it's only based on 5 reviews. I thought this was very funny.

@KevinRoehler 4 роки тому

You need to get out more

@KevinRoehler 4 роки тому

@@OlderG0ds what if Dave sold out and these jokes are to trick people you into thinking he's not a sellout. Dave sucks now.

@timpower4922 3 роки тому

As a white dude living in that area at the time, it was literally -16 degrees. Nobody went outside. Especially for sandwiches.

@MsGinRoom13 3 роки тому

Especially from SUBWAY

@nicolascaballero1320 3 роки тому

And especially not with a MAGA hat on, unless you’re suicidal.

@kevinconnor2888 3 роки тому

@@nicolascaballero1320 I have lived in Chicago since before Trump began his political rise, and I have not seen one MAGA hat the entire time. Not one. And if you're gonna find one anywhere, it's definitely not gonna be in that neighborhood.

@elijah8011 3 роки тому

Tim Power yeah me too

@SonnyJCrockett84 3 роки тому

@@nicolascaballero1320 why suicidal?

@Andrea1542 5 місяців тому

I always keep coming back to this. I've seen it a hundred times, I know all the jokes and punchlines, but it's still hilarious every time.

@izzyslizzy11 5 місяців тому

its a good laugh every time I need one lmao

@Evil_Befall 4 місяці тому

Same here

@karens1156 3 місяці тому

Same here 😂

@voshtt 3 місяці тому

The algo calls to us all,

@antitoxic2302 3 місяці тому

😅😅 Same here.. Dave is GOAT

@samuelthomas4590 11 місяців тому

Justice for juicy kills me every time lmaoo

@heygoodbyee 8 місяців тому

It’s the fist pump for me lmaoo

@roe6075 2 місяці тому

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@princez413 4 роки тому

Only a black comedian with balls could get away with saying this today. Thank you Dave Chappelle.

@MrArjunchoudhary 4 роки тому

Pure right if he was white blacks would be angry

@jackrich884 4 роки тому

@@MrArjunchoudhary "Blacks would be angry" So many people made fun of Jussie and "Blacks" laughed. Stop making up crazy assumptions.

@MrArjunchoudhary 4 роки тому

Jack Rich Making assumptions? Lol if it was a. White perosn making fun of lgbt ad Jussie etc it would not be the same. Only a block person could get away with this due to having their own sort of privilege.

@thisisbrakspudonttouchit4208 4 роки тому

@@MrArjunchoudhary white people can talk about its. It's just a lot of white people when they do talk about it they follow it up with see this is why you can't trust black people. That's why black people are upset when white people talk about that lying piece of shit.

@MrArjunchoudhary 4 роки тому

Jack Rich I’m indian and this is what I’ve seen after living in the west fr a long time. Both white and black ppl have privilege.

@grifballa 4 роки тому

Jussie's story is a perfect example of why you don't let actors write the script...

@kenrickeason 4 роки тому

NAILED IT

@georgeshibley9529 4 роки тому

damn. on point

@cblackmanrun 4 роки тому

😂😂

@brianschwatka3655 4 роки тому

so stealing that.

@realUlfricStormcloak 4 роки тому

@@brianschwatka3655 I'll take that as a confession 👮

@natemyers4946 5 місяців тому

Came back to this after an appeals court upheld his conviction 😂😂

@AEMoreira81 4 місяці тому

Because they understood that this n***a was CLEARLY LYING!

@NevaG2190 4 місяці тому

Same 😂

@dragonflydolemite Рік тому

03:35 lmaoooooo. 100% the truth. You left the house at 2 am. Minus 16 degrees. Lmao

@boohoo7176 Рік тому

For a subway sandwich 😂

@gusvonstupen1897 2 роки тому

The prosecution needs to show this in their closing arguments.

@HavocMaster 2 роки тому

Why 26 and one half million people on this video alone seen it. LOL

@Philo-ul2uq 2 роки тому

Case closed

@dianegron 2 роки тому

😂🤣😂🤣😂

@MrVariant 2 роки тому

lol grifter Juicy wouldn't let the prosecutor say the n-word reading his texts, "out of respect to black people".

@LightStreak567 2 роки тому

@@MrVariant Funny that he said "out of respect for black people" when he is willing to throw his hired help, who ARE black men, under the bus to save his skin.

@ABG8090 2 роки тому

This right here is a masterclass in storytelling, acting, writing, pacing, and truth telling. I have seen this clip more than 20 times and Im just in awe of his craft.

@fellowdanbarber3323 2 роки тому

Man, you don't talk like that. LOL

@ABG8090 2 роки тому

@@fellowdanbarber3323 not sure what you mean. 🙃

@pleaseNthanx 2 роки тому

ABSOLUTELY!!!!!

@Notreallyme377 2 роки тому

So true.

@ladyhawke7034 2 роки тому

I really never considered comedy a real craft until I listened to him. You are absolutely correct. It's hard work, and it takes years to hone the craft .

@morganmonson4776 3 місяці тому

“ Sandwiches “ 😂😂😂😂 The man said “Sandwiches “ and had the audience rolling. Goat ‼️

@MJHdesproj 3 місяці тому

I honestly feel like this is his single most brilliant bit - not only does it multiple layers of running jokes overlaps - it continually evolves to the point you completely forget it started as a joke about identity by stressing him being French - and ends up a joke about six different topics entirely. It’s crazy how much is packed into that less than 5 minutes…

@miscellaneousstuff8362 4 роки тому

we were supporting him with our silence, because we undestood he was clearly lying.. that was my favorite bit

@SomeBaldDude 4 роки тому

Subway?!.... SANDWHICHES???!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

@jamsstaylor2348 4 роки тому

Miscellaneous Stuff black guy was okay with 2 white people going to jail for being racist and ruining life’s.... that’s what nbc and twitter and Reddit has brought this world to... blacks pile up dead...#freekodak right ?

@Redddee 4 роки тому

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@vevebertrand254 4 роки тому

@@jamsstaylor2348 but he didn't say two white people atracked him. He said two trump supporters. Also they were black. Plus there's plenty of black people that are in jail because they were falsely accused by white people and the police go search for the nearest nigga.

@rn6710 4 роки тому

Except many prominent black voices did support him long after it was clear that he was lying.

@45-Lampkin-Lane 4 роки тому

Man this dude has always taken my mind off the bullshit and replaced it with laughter. Without fail. Much love Dave Chappelle

@a.j.8004 4 роки тому

he is a national treasure for sure!!!

@GJLCreativeStudios 4 роки тому

what do you mean? He's joking about the BS you're referring to.

@michaelangeloright704 4 роки тому

Comedy Genius. Lmao thank you Dave Chappell

@JdoubleU1222 4 роки тому

@@GJLCreativeStudios He's making fun of a lying P.O.S. that got caught trying to frame Trump supporters and having it blow up spectacularly in his face. Understand?

@Cj-hj6rm 4 роки тому

FACTS Glad he's back

@Crookqt 3 місяці тому

"Black people never felt sorry for the police, but this time we even felt sorry for the police." Martyrdome

@christophervalentin1486 3 місяці тому

“Subway……….SANDWICHES” kills me every time

@jesusjones1024 4 роки тому

"In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act". -George Orwell

@PetterNe 4 роки тому

Beautiful quote, friend, and far too reflective of today.

@dawb86 4 роки тому

Prophets don’t give us messages delivered from above. They’re simply telling us the truth in a world full of lies and most don’t believe them until it’s too late. Not a quote, I freestyled that one. 😁

@AlteraLin 4 роки тому

"Don't Run with scissors" - Elbert Einstein

@michaelwilson5114 4 роки тому

"I drank what?" - Socrates

@dawb86 4 роки тому

"Who let the dogs out?" - Baha Men, 1998 (Since the rest of y'all just want to be dumb lol)

@brow276 4 роки тому

We must protect Dave Chappelle at all costs. He’s the only man in Hollywood left with the balls to make fun of everyone.

@stephanied6711 4 роки тому

100%

@allsmilesguy 4 роки тому

Bill Burr as well

@robt3407 4 роки тому

Proud that he chose my country (South Africa) to retreat to during his darkest hour. And now he looks and sounds like a man with 100 times more testosterone! Dave is no ordinary comic, he is a therapist. ✌🏾

@allsmilesguy 4 роки тому

Soweto MGTOW ZA Gonna have to take my ass down there if I can come back like Dave lmao

@dub2536 4 роки тому

Bill Burr and Owen Benjamin also got big ball's.

@lessthanthreemetal 20 днів тому

"It *sounds* like something....THAT I WOULD SAY" the single best delivery on a joke I've ever heard.

@Mia-qt4th 20 днів тому

He's brilliant

@thehopeofeden597 4 роки тому

It is a testament to how long this year has been that I completely forgot about Jussie Smollett.

@webstar118 4 роки тому

Was that this year 😳

@scrapplesamwich7910 4 роки тому

Yes it was to distract you sheep in America so they can do other things while you're paying attention to something else.

@dnlaqkl2412 4 роки тому

@@scrapplesamwich7910 The American DREAM. The idiots here cannot decipher truth from lie. The news has turned the general population into morons. Nobody understands.

@b_uppy 4 роки тому

@Juud Chimaoge #WalkAway

@walkaway6353 4 роки тому

@Juud Chimaoge TRUMP !!! Standing on the neck of LibRETARDed DEMONrats since 2016 ! And wont get off till 2024!!! Suck it up "snowflake".

@pmwiky 2 роки тому

Dave reduced Jussie's whole career to a punchline in a special. 🤣

@manclass3 2 роки тому

Even the judge said it😂 i know he was ref to dave

@jackquentin1950 2 роки тому

A well-deserved punchline for a clown

@williammunny9916 2 роки тому

*_John 10.17 “Therefore My Father loves Me, because I lay down My life that I may take it again. 18 No one takes it from Me, but I lay it down of Myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This command I have received from My Father.”_* _Jesus Christ loves you. Only Jesus Christ saves. Repent and be saved. God bless you, and the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you and your family._ --

@Itswateva 2 роки тому

Right this will b the height of his career

@andreas956 2 роки тому

It was actually Juicy smoliet who reduced his own promising career to a punchline in a special.

@sickset Рік тому

Never fails to make me laugh. I love watching the crowd figuring out at the beginning who is he talking about. You see people totally unsure and others already caught on and start laughing. Even the couples you'll see one half get it and the other doesn't. Then the laughter gets louder as everyone realizes who he's talking about.

@roywilkowski2326 Рік тому

Exactly. In the beginning there's this eerie quiet. You can almost see the wheels in the audience's heads silently thinking, "What the hell is he talking about?" Then, it starts to dawn on those of a quicker wit, and by the time he delivers the "Juicy Smooyay" part; everyone gets it and the laughter is deafening, even from those trying their best not to laugh. That's the genius of guys like Dave and B. Burr. The audience knows it's funny, but Dave and B.B. know that YOU KNOW it's funny; even if the audience doesn't want it to be funny. The audience simply can't help themselves because the humor is undeniable.

@katiesdumbvideos5418 Рік тому

JUSTICE FOR JUICY! 😂😂😂

@dannypalin9583 4 роки тому

The media said this show was terrible. No wonder nobody takes the media seriously anymore.

@IlDeimos 4 роки тому

@d00bZubElEk That's the point he was trying to make. This entire special was about making fun of all the dumb shit thats been happening. The point he was trying to make is, he's an American, he can say what ever he wants to say, while at the same time making it funny. No one should be censored for thier speech, no one should have to be careful of what they say due to maybe offending people with words. The critics rate his new Netflix special very low, while the rest of people, you know, the majority of the people, rate it 99 out of 100%. Almost a perfect score from the majority. It goes to show you that the critics ratings are solely based on a political bias, and a political agenda. For thier ratings to be so far off of what the majority rated his show, it shows that the critics live in a bubble, not in reality. I never trust the words of critics, I rather read through a handful of normal people ratings and reviews. Because the normal people ratings are not bought and paid for by company's and corporations that has a political bias and agenda.

@carlosr2356 4 роки тому

The media is basically nothing but """Democrat party propaganda""

@laysdong 4 роки тому

@@IlDeimos This person clearly doesnt understand the first amendment. NOBODY will stop you from saying whatever you want, that doesnt mean youre freee from the consequences of the dumbshit you say though. The CONSTANT conservative victim complex is unreal.

@laysdong 4 роки тому

@@carlosr2356 Youre a fucking moron

@tigerroselili5765 4 роки тому

Danny Palin This comment hurts my head 🤦‍♀️

@zenmasterorwhatever 4 роки тому

Chappelle. Never the kind of guy to leave out them Jussie details.

@zenmasterorwhatever 4 роки тому

@Bort Stimpton I left that one for you my man. You're welcome. 👍

@madscientistshusta 4 роки тому

*Knee slaps*

@FeyTheBin 4 роки тому

And of course, the Grench actor's story was empirically false.

@hephzibah8854 4 роки тому

Lol

@lew3034 4 роки тому

Bort Stimpton 😂👌🏾

@GIBBO4182 9 місяців тому

“Justice for Juicy!” 😂

@Globalizmas-Keiksmazodis Рік тому

Dave disowned Juicy on behalf of entire black community

@califinn 3 роки тому

"It sounds like something...that I WOULD SAY." best delivery ever

@kevinconnor2888 3 роки тому

You can see him fighting a smile right before he says it because he knows it's hilarious.

@ryanurban1 3 роки тому

Yeah. Just perfect. Killer line, perfect delivery.

@CJLOVE23 3 роки тому

I agree.. Absolutely best delivery ever!

@vinnikodiak4779 3 роки тому

I can't stop replaying it. He captured lightening in a bottle with that line.

@hoyit 3 роки тому

It’s the funniest thing he could’ve said there. Like he’s needlessly admitting that he can be an insensitive a-hole that can’t help himself. It’s so funny 😂

@Squiffy1025 2 роки тому

As a guy who lived in Chicago at the time, him being found guilty makes me feel good. He made everyone who lives in Chicago look like a bunch of assholes.

@CJLOVE23 2 роки тому

So proud of Chicago!

@jacknesty1691 2 роки тому

Yeah Chicago has assholes but not anymore than its fair share. I was shocked at how nice people were.

@3star2nr 2 роки тому

@@z0ee996 Y'all are though but the pizza is fire

@3star2nr 2 роки тому

@Kumar Ankit i don't give a fuck its delicious

@MikeNaples 2 роки тому

I can say this. I have a newfound respect for Chicagoans and don't think those who live there look like bunch of a-holes. The people of Chicago prosecuted this fraudster and found him guilty.

@aurawarrior1367 Рік тому

“Find out where Kanye west was last night” lol

@ciscocabral9890 8 місяців тому

The way Chapelle says “sandwhichh” gets me every time: “Just fix ‘‘em a sandwhichh” “Subway??? Sandwhichhes?!?!” 😅

@skyatollah2skyharder276 5 місяців тому

Who the fuck spells sandwich with 2 hs?

@Durandous 4 роки тому

I find it funny how no one cares about his "offensive jokes" except for the media.

@ACDC4LIFE 4 роки тому

U must be talking about the FAKE NEWS 😂

@JohnSmith-ef6sv 4 роки тому

For real I googled him yesterday to look up his biography and every top article on his new stand up reads like a literal hit piece where they just trash him for being insensitive and inject identity political jargon into their articles. All this in spite of the crazy high reviews and praise the stand-up is getting from normal people. The agenda these media sites are pushing are so blatantly obvious nowadays.

@andrewolivetreemixing 4 роки тому

And literally in his first bit he jokes about telling his old friend to commit suicide, one of the worst things ever, but everyone knows that's a joke. And no one is outraged for his friend.

@notthefather3919 4 роки тому

And the outrage section of Twitter.

@notthefather3919 4 роки тому

@@andrewolivetreemixing what are you talking about? You clearly did not watch it because he didn't joke about telling anyone to committ suicide. And even if he did, why would anyone be outraged about a joke? You do know that these jokes are not autobiographical accounts of how things occured in these comedians' lives, right?

@nik4546 3 роки тому

Imagine being such a successful comedian that your joke becomes more popular than the person you're making fun of

@NeuroNinjaAlexander 3 роки тому

Lmao for real though! I type in the guy's name looking for this joke and it's the first option. No searching or nothing. Beautiful 😂

@garlandvincent3742 3 роки тому

Keeping it real and funny only Dave can do

@Sponge420 3 роки тому

Great comment,was gonna like this but 420

@bashirsheikh7322 3 роки тому

imagine being a gay dude and being named juicy where his parents fucking physic

@bashirsheikh7322 3 роки тому

@Sir Soy Gato the Second juicy those that sound straight

@Nando_Hennessy 3 місяці тому

“Sandwiches?” 😂

@GGnooREE Рік тому

The fact you position a word like “sandwiches” and make everyone laugh is just talent lol

@rudeboymon3177 4 роки тому

No rich gay black man would eat at Subway at 2am. That was the only clue I needed 😄😄😄

@diamondback4522 4 роки тому

That is facts

@maliciousclouds1614 4 роки тому

Blahaha. Good point!

@giant8644 4 роки тому

Yes he would. If he wanted a luxurious foot long.

@JesusChrist-uu2te 4 роки тому

Actually almost no one of in any financial range or of any race eats at Subway anymore. It's the Blockbuster of food.

@Baileys100 4 роки тому

That and the ball crunching temperature. Brothers guard they sacks with recklessness.

@Luke-xi2pq 4 роки тому

"He is gay and he is black, not just French.", I can't stop laughing!

@KarlashaTheSpiritHealer 4 роки тому

Luke Milbocker Any Small UKpostsrs Want ANY SUPPORT ☺️⁉️ Subscribe Me & IM SUPPORTING EVERYONE ❤️ Also Chevk Out my PRANK VIDEO 🙃

@Yautah 4 роки тому

I'm french and black, we don't claim him.

@defencebangladesh4068 4 роки тому

😂😂👌

@Meth24096 4 роки тому

I'm french too but obviously the part of him being french is a joke (he is american from an american mother and a polish father) ... the thing is that I don't understand that one, is there a cliché about french that could explain the joke ?

@Luke-xi2pq 4 роки тому

@@Meth24096 Americans love the Frenchies, but we give them and their accents a hard time cause they are all gooey and... Well cause their French, lol! I bet you guys also like to joke about American stereotypes and voices all the time but is obviously of lighthearted humor, not out of insult.

@mechengineer4894 11 місяців тому

The only thing funnier than this is the bodycam footage of Jussie walking around his apartment with the rope around his neck like if it was a tie.

@dRoscoAZ Рік тому

HERE after the Osundario brothers came clean??? Juicy still maintaining his "innocence". What a loser

@Saturdayz_In_The_Fall 2 роки тому

I love how the crowd laughed when they realized who he was talking about. That’s basically all of America laughing in Juicy’s face 😂😂😂😂

@Saturdayz_In_The_Fall 2 роки тому

@@z0ee996 yesss 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dxtesen8380 2 роки тому

Goosie Smellit cooked! 🤣🤣🤣

@DAGATHire 2 роки тому

@@z0ee996 Its rubbish

@shenbeuv2616 2 роки тому

@@DAGATHire juicy smolley fan

@DAGATHire 2 роки тому

@@shenbeuv2616 haha NO NO! im no fan of juicy. But the video link here is amateur shite. neither funny nor well made. Its rubbish, Deal with it.

@auto1640 4 роки тому

“We understood that this ni99a was clearly lying” 😂

@jahimuhammad 4 роки тому

😂😂😂😂

@KelsiKouture 4 роки тому

😂🤣🤣😂😂🎯

@libragamesreviews 4 роки тому

Shit lol everyone knew that ni99a was lying

@nubastyle 4 роки тому

@@libragamesreviews nah... the rest of yall jumped on that bandwagon later on in the reports after like Dave said, they noticed how quiet we were.

@Infidel1990 4 роки тому

NIGGA

@thomashauguel6811 3 місяці тому

I must have watched this skit a thousand times by now... ...and it keeps getting funnier, every time I see it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 3 місяці тому

l love when he starts acting like the cop. Just hilarious.

@balipan09 Рік тому

Such perfect timing and delivery leading the crowd into this bit. Dave is a true master of his craft ❤️

@rebekahshipp3624 2 роки тому

The way he emphasizes "clearly lying" always cracks me up 🤣

@sunnytoppo7466 2 роки тому

Was looking for this comment. C L E A R L Y LYING😭😭😭😭

@Micdropopinions 2 роки тому

I rewatched that part 100 times!! It’s so funny!!

@leahg3926 2 роки тому

Yes!!

@seanlynch8084 2 роки тому

And the part where he pauses and says "it sounds like something.......I WOULD say"...... pure comedic gold!

@Bluelightcheaphotel 2 роки тому

@@seanlynch8084 my favorite too. Amazing timing

@AI-tc8fv 4 роки тому

*"We were supporting him with our silence"* 😭😂😂 true AF!

@xmochix604 4 роки тому

I love that you guys supported him... in silence 🤣🤣🤣

@branbranshenanigans1693 4 роки тому

We didn’t believe shit he said !!

@atrainofthought99 4 роки тому

Brandi Mims me either! I’m glad we don’t! Justice for Juicy 😂😂😂 lmao This is MAGA country in Dave’s Nigerian accent had me roflmao

@loveyamungo9064 4 роки тому

EXACTLY!

@daviekuklatv 4 роки тому

justice for juicey lol .... although i never ever knew the klan had a chicago chapter...... They sure it wasent Al Bundy and the no maam crew?

@michaelscottland4239 3 місяці тому

The way he gently pushed Frank goodbye is a brilliant ASMRistic art 🎭.

@rafaelunplugged 4 місяці тому

1:55 "justice for juicy" 😂

@erenjaeger3537 2 роки тому

Being roasted by Dave Chappelle will always be Jussie’s greatest accomplishment.

@mayhemjr.803 2 роки тому

"Justice for Juicy!....Justice for Juicy!!🤣😂😂😂🤣

@ninamartinez5171 2 роки тому

I don't know about that ? The juries are done deliberating a verdict is going to come out he is an actor after all we're about to find out how good his acting was during his trial ? i certainly don't believe him i definitely don't respect him an regardless of weather he's found guilty or not ? he's a low life who has made it horrible for real victims of hate crimes ? of course he's hollywood and they tend to have a different set of rules then all the rest of us ? they need to seriously make an example out of jussie Smollett, for lying an deceiving so many . They found him guilty hallelujah thank you Jesus, please i pray to God almighty that they make an example so that the next lying deceitful hypocrites will think twice before making up such a senseless horrible story about being attacked when clearly it never happened ? i actually fell victim because i stupidly believed him when it first happened I am guilty for believing him

@reroutedsoul1753 2 роки тому

whenever I see the name Jussie, I immediately say juicy

@CEJRAID 3 роки тому

I can’t even begin to express how simple and brilliant this joke is. The mispronunciation of his name makes the whole bit so much funnier than it initially would have been.

@michaelfleming1223 3 роки тому

I just laughed harder now that I know he mispronounced his name

@guardiancologne9034 3 роки тому

Had to to avoid slander i think

@jean-paulmoreau7178 3 роки тому

john asshat_ 100% agree w/u. And the fact that he cals him a French actor is sooooo hilarious as opposed to being Canadian. It makes all the difference in the world.

@uchibenkei 3 роки тому

@@jean-paulmoreau7178 why would he say Juicy is Canadian?

@jean-paulmoreau7178 3 роки тому

@@uchibenkei because it's feeding into the negative stereotype of a pretentious feminine sounding name for Chapelles populist audience...

@adnaanraza558 3 місяці тому

Uncontested GOAT of comedy

@omalley5196 Рік тому

This is one of the absolute best few minutes of comedy. He put this all together in such a unique and hilarious way!

@exoticclegend1524 2 роки тому

"Subway............SANDWICHES!" That line kills me every time lol

@Ash_G 2 роки тому

An Irish court even ruled that Subway bread is not bread. Hoax upon hoax.

@kamire6559 2 роки тому

Same 😂

@t.d4143 2 роки тому

Nope ....eggssss 🤧🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BrianSmith-yq7ys 2 роки тому

Last time I ate subway I got physically ill never again

@Warfarenuggetz 2 роки тому

Yes i am dead rolling at that!

@TX.SpaceCowboy 4 роки тому

This special IS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEEDED RN. Dave is a legend

@goodtogrow7774 4 роки тому

Absofuknlutely

@udahfickt 4 роки тому

Damn straight laughter in a time of pain well of triggerings. This shit was hufuckinlarious. Imma have to watch the whole show

@dtbristol 4 роки тому

This got a zero on Rotten Tomatoes! Of course they didn't have reviews from the general public.

@Five_31 4 роки тому

legit

@tremblence 4 роки тому

In the case of Juicy, I'd say skip the BirdShot and go with BuckShot all day!

@degaulle30 Рік тому

Probably one of the most perfect bits in history. It never falters for a second.

@FeelingsAintFacts 9 місяців тому

What makes this even funnier to people who understand french too is that the word “ mouillé “ means “wet” in french , and “ Juicy Wet” sounds really gay 😂😂😂

@tonykavanagh9764 3 роки тому

The delivery of each punchline is a pure masterclass, audience hanging on his every word. Genius.

@MrOuchiez 3 роки тому

The tag hits over and over, never once ceasing impact. Pure brilliance

@sarahholland2600 3 роки тому

Natural, instant audience rapport & perfect comedy timing.

@Skyguy243 3 роки тому

P p

@skoto8219 3 роки тому

The punchline that would've justified the entire bit even if everything up till then was only half as funny as it was. Incredible

@emil7088 3 роки тому

"find out where Kanye West was last night" so good lmfao

@NorrisJohnsonii 3 роки тому

Dude the crowds reaction as everyone is realizing who he’s talking about is beyond hilarious!!!!!

@user-zy9yg2eu5t 3 роки тому

Due the cloww reactoo whee he reealiiisin who hee talkin bow eh beeyyooo hilaarino

@jeffdrum5541 3 роки тому

@@user-zy9yg2eu5t uhhhh.... whut?

@sabeloshikwambana6472 3 роки тому

@@user-zy9yg2eu5t ?

@user-zy9yg2eu5t 3 роки тому

@@sabeloshikwambana6472 anon?

@OPgrits 3 роки тому

@@user-zy9yg2eu5t ?

@joshuapatrick682 4 місяці тому

that was an incredibly well constructed joke..... props to the master.

@dereksmith2034 4 роки тому

Subway needs a new sandwich called the Smollett sub plenty of Bologna and only available after 2 a.m.

@absinthe_enigmafoxglove2896 4 роки тому

2 scoops of imitation mayonnaise.

@ManSittinNext2DaMan 4 роки тому

And plenty of ham

@Charliechorizo 4 роки тому

and comes with a noose.

@dirkxi 4 роки тому

LMAO!

@AB-xx7hy 4 роки тому

Timmy Schnitzel more like a string lol

@mikebaker2010 2 роки тому

When he said “it sounds like something that I would say” I nearly fell off my chair 🤣

@mfetzer1 2 роки тому

Yeah that s*** took a surprise turn when he said that I was dying!!

@ccrider7047 2 роки тому

The “pause” lol it’s what throws it off!

@shawnhaq8955 2 роки тому

His punchlines are so unpredictable.

@superdave8248 2 роки тому

I was curious so I looked it up. Jussie Smollet hasn't been in a movie since this all went down. And if it wasn't for his role in Empire he would have been out of work since 2017. His name is so toxic in Hollywood now that even the woke left won't touch him.

@trevertravis8963 2 роки тому

@@superdave8248 was he even in a movie before that happened?

@jonmemmott7532 Рік тому

Probably the single best stand up routine in the history of comedy, DC is electrifying 😂

@richardcranium5801 Рік тому

Top 25% of the millions is.. top 1000? I think your math is off a bit there mean guy 😂

@priddyting 3 місяці тому

Dave is the GOAT!!!!! The man is extremely intelligent and always keeps it 💯!!! He's one of the only "real", honest and genuine famous people on the planet.

@mackenzieneal1660 Рік тому

I love how Dave can't help cracking up.

@RadioMarkCroom 10 місяців тому

I think the man loves it when his jokes land as he planned!

@julioguanipa7932 4 роки тому

"Subway??? Sandwiches?? " He killed me with that line 😂😂😂

@StyvynWayne 4 роки тому

Subway? 🤔 Sandwiches?! 🧐

@romanmcghee600 4 роки тому

I know right...too funny

@elrickpenn 4 роки тому

... Flatlined ...

@carlosr2356 4 роки тому

Subway needs to introduce a new sub/ the ""smollett special"" available after 2am nothing but jalapenos eggs on French dressing served with a cupa tomato juice /barhhhhhhhhhhhh haha

@mandybellep230 4 роки тому

Was thinking the same his expressions alone crack me up 🤣🤣

@shadogen 4 роки тому

He couldn't get past calling Jussie a victim with a straight face.

@robajohnson 4 роки тому

Neither could the crowd.

@sushigimme 4 роки тому

@@robajohnson They knew, they knewww themselves that Juicy was full of crap 😂

@hopehasnoplacehereabandona3068 4 роки тому

What up brotha from another mother......soul sista here😘😘

@shadogen 4 роки тому

@@hopehasnoplacehereabandona3068 hey sis!!! I miss ya! Hope yall are doin alright!

@willdickens7712 4 роки тому

Everyone knew he was a liar except the gays

@frederickfairlieesq5316 10 місяців тому

I love how Dave gave the whole audience time to catch up with the people who understood Juicy Smooyay immediately.

@PrimeTexans Рік тому

No one can deliver like Dave. Truly the goat

@tylerwedell3750 4 роки тому

When he's impersonating the cop taking the police report i died of laughter.

@deoxal7947 4 роки тому

Dave is pretty funny but I rarely laugh out loud but when he said, find out where Kanye was I started wheezing.

@HarrisonCountyStudio 4 роки тому

Chappell does the best ‘non-threatening, Middle American, white guy’ impersonation.

@ryanduksa5202 4 роки тому

May you rest in peace

@LR-vg4et 4 роки тому

same

@LR-vg4et 4 роки тому

@@deoxal7947 🙋‍♀️

@alyssajones4368 11 місяців тому

"Justice for Juicy!" Lmao Dave is a trip ⚖

@georgecoletraintv День тому

The “It sounds like something that I would say” is one of his best delivered lines of his career. the timing and inflection is sooo good. it kills me everytime 😂

@92godswill 4 роки тому

Had to come back and watch this now that "Juicy" has been indicted. 😂😂

@gregoryhill343 4 роки тому

Hey love

@WhistleTeets85 4 роки тому

Me too 😆

@MrLouBomber 4 роки тому

Lol yep

@onlyfans.alycatrawr 4 роки тому

That part

@jaypainespotter 4 роки тому

Haha, so funny 🤣

@JM-sq3jj 3 роки тому

When he says “that sounds like something... that I would say” I lose my shit every time

@RJNumber45 3 роки тому

LMAO! .... same here

@black_iraq_warveteran150 3 роки тому

Lol me too

@TiTi-pm4my 3 роки тому

Same!! Ugh, I missed Dave so much. Hilarious!

@Dreamformeable 3 роки тому

Not to play smart or anything, but it was kind of obvious he will say that. I knew he will say that line when he said "it's sound like something". Still funny though

@BourneFreeATL 3 роки тому

@Sudden Arrival Racism comes from white people... it's at the foundation of everything they cherish in this world. Don't believe me?... count how many white people Dave left scratching their heads after his 8:46 show.

@correaplayz01nunya93 Рік тому

Dave Chappelle for president!! He is too insightful to ever run , I think, but we need this man!

@Bamazon1990 Рік тому

he can't run for president because that job sucks your soul (Obama aged like 25 years in office) and we need Dave Chappelle's soul intact !

@yomommashaus 2 місяці тому

"oh IT WAS A CRAZY story.." and I'm back watching this for the 1478th time. At the end of my life, I will reflect on all the time lost watching this one video and lament that it wasn't enough.

@johnmonteiro5825 2 місяці тому

That sounds like something… THAT I WOULD SAY

@joseferreira-me2sk 2 місяці тому

@@johnmonteiro5825 🤣

@COLORBLASTER 4 роки тому

Dave Chappelle: "When Keeping it Real Goes Right"

@cancergirl2006 4 роки тому

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@adisabey11 4 роки тому

All day long

@Wallflower381 4 роки тому

Exactly!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

@charlestonrezz5188 4 роки тому

Amen!!!!

@chrisgrissom3610 4 роки тому

🏆🏆🏆

@626Pennywise 3 роки тому

A year later and "Justice for Juicy" is still freaking hysterical

@lavielemond 3 роки тому

How awesome is it?! And as usual with Chappelle, it's not just the quality jokes but the timing & the tone with which he says everything...

@gerhardvaneeden5615 3 роки тому

@@lavielemond How true! It's the first time I've seen Dave perform (sad, I know), and I'm already a fan, and mostly for those two reasons. Brilliant timing.

@LinkMcStink 3 роки тому

Though, it's weird that Dave cared about the facts of the Smollett case but not the George Floyd case. 👀

@androgynousmaggot9389 3 роки тому

@@LinkMcStink right? Seems facts aren't important anymore,as more important is circlejerking and pat ourselves on the back how much"white man bad" we can repeat...

@tolkienblack 3 роки тому

SirGarforth what facts about the George Floyd situation did he not care about?

@composercode Рік тому

Bro I never cease to laugh out loud at the “CLEEEEEARLY LYING” 💀

@marcelo2169 Місяць тому

"Sounds like something I would say" 😂😂😂

@zoraster3749 4 роки тому

“... you left the house at 2am... it’s minus sixteen degrees.” “You were walking... allrriigghhtt.” “You were going to subway... sandwiches?!?” 😂

@abbeysomethingnormal7830 4 роки тому

“Find out where Kanye was last night 😂😆

@angeliparraguirre7329 4 роки тому

🤣🤣

@quantumleap359 4 роки тому

I don't give a shit how many jokes Dave steals. There is no one who can deliver a joke lile Dave Chappelle! I am so glad he gave Smellet both barrels. That asshole deserves every joke about him.

@getmoney1st312 4 роки тому

Lmao cause he could’ve been going the to train ! 😂😂 !

@pearlejam7115 4 роки тому

@@quantumleap359 it's true. And he puts together what we were all thinking in a nice bunch. Subway is open at 2am? Who the fuck knew that? And why? 🤣😂 again in CHICAGO. it's definitely the delivery