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A man is forced to dig his own grave in the desert.
DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE is used with permission from Kirk Larsen. Learn more at kirklarsen.org.
A car speeds out into a desolate desert. A man named Reggie gets out with a gun, and then opens the trunk, where another man, Dan, lies bound and gagged.
Dan is taken out and a shovel is thrown at him and told to start digging his own grave. Problem is... it's much harder to dig a big hole in the ground than the movies make it seem.
Directed by Kirk Larsen and written by Larsen and Amos Vernon, this subversively witty comedy short uses its strong foundation of excellent craft, writing and performance to portray a potential murder gone awry, to hilarious effect.
The central conceit of the humor revolves initially on playing with the rules and expectations of genre. The film starts off with an adrenaline rush with beautifully shot but ominously empty desert vistas, taut editing and a tense musical score. The cinematic build-up promises violence and thrills, building up momentum and suspense with each beat, and it obviously draws on Westerns and crime thrillers in both form and content.
But just as the pace begins to crescendo, the momentum stops as Dan complains that the ground's too hard to dig, and the film shifts into comedy mode. At first, the shift into comedy is brief, as Reggie and the storytelling attempt to get back to the business of dispatching this future corpse. But Dan can't help but keep tugging it back to reality, complaining the ground is too hard and that it will take too long for one person to dig a grave.
The excellent writing comes to fore and characters deepen, as the two men begin to argue and then finally talk. The narrative here starts to have a little fun, as the forward movement ambles into deep emotional territory for both characters. It's obviously skewed a bit towards heightened parody, but it's played by actors Henry Zebrowski and Amos Vernon with a nimble sincerity -- which only makes it funnier and even rather sweet.
The sweetness can't last too long, though, because Reggie has to get back to the work of being a hitman, and the final confrontation puts us back into thriller mode, complete with guns and fighting -- though things go down in an unexpected way, once again, with a denouement that's both loopy and yet makes perfectly logical sense in this funhouse mirror of a crime story.
Subversive, witty and self-aware, DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE is a terrific showcase of solidly excellent craft, storytelling and performance. But its ultimate cleverness is how it punctures the almost macho conceit of the thriller, with its promise of seamlessly direct violence and force, with the realism and awkwardness of real-life logistics and people, with their insecurities, vulnerabilities, fears and anxieties. The genre -- and the world -- demands a certain overpowering strength and dominance from these men. But trying to live up to that imperative just isn't possible -- and perhaps is folly to begin with.

КОМЕНТАРІ: 3 200
@tonys9796
@tonys9796 3 роки тому
This was the longest piss in human history. 🤷
@sidchapman8152
@sidchapman8152 3 роки тому
when you gotta go you gotta go
@fofspicyeyes
@fofspicyeyes 3 роки тому
He could have did it on the ground to make it softer. Missed opportunity.
@meyeah6415
@meyeah6415 3 роки тому
@Smooth Stone's Guardian five minutes right ?
@superidol4670
@superidol4670 3 роки тому
K
@davidmoore2891
@davidmoore2891 3 роки тому
No there was a longer piss on 30 nights of Paranormal Activity of lady with a dragon tattoo it's a parody scary movies
@skyleroliver1283
@skyleroliver1283 3 роки тому
pissed for so long the ground was soft enough to dig
@sumk_0434
@sumk_0434 3 роки тому
LMAO
@damonliu3870
@damonliu3870 2 роки тому
@@sumk_0434 LMAO
@damonliu3870
@damonliu3870 2 роки тому
Jynx!
@damonliu3870
@damonliu3870 2 роки тому
@Saint Anime LMAO
@snowballin7416
@snowballin7416 2 роки тому
LMAO
@MatthewLenton
@MatthewLenton Рік тому
I like that they acknowledge that you can't just dig a grave in a short time and that it actually takes a long time, especially for one person
@bgloyalty
@bgloyalty Рік тому
And then of course skip past the actual digging at the end lol
@yeahok6240
@yeahok6240 11 місяців тому
​@@bgloyalty well did you want to watch 3 hours of straight digging?
@arthurrosa9403
@arthurrosa9403 11 місяців тому
@@yeahok6240 There's no way that would be done in only 3 hours.
@yashuab.2979
@yashuab.2979 11 місяців тому
@@arthurrosa9403 It looks like it's almost sunrise at the end, would that mean it took ten hours?
@podiszka8677
@podiszka8677 11 місяців тому
if its not too deep then you probably can
@PiyoFeather
@PiyoFeather 3 роки тому
“It’s criminal what they pay you guys” *says the guy literally committing murder*
@Johnycum
@Johnycum 3 роки тому
Wow you pointed out the joke well done..
@PiyoFeather
@PiyoFeather 3 роки тому
@@Johnycum ok
@doriangray7587
@doriangray7587 3 роки тому
it's intentional
@PiyoFeather
@PiyoFeather 3 роки тому
@@doriangray7587 I’m aware.
@doriangray7587
@doriangray7587 3 роки тому
@@PiyoFeather of course man. just pointing out the geniuses of the scriptwriter
@dankengine5304
@dankengine5304 3 роки тому
I was expecting this to be a serious film lmao
@rh7621
@rh7621 3 роки тому
Yea
@friendlyfork6479
@friendlyfork6479 3 роки тому
Hahaha same here
@rileyfaulknier8390
@rileyfaulknier8390 3 роки тому
I swear everything they do is serious and then they hit us with this
@Shlump5935
@Shlump5935 3 роки тому
Same, then he hit the floor and I though 'oh ok'
@bmxing3586
@bmxing3586 3 роки тому
Same
@flyhigh9944
@flyhigh9944 3 роки тому
He had so many opportunities to hit the guy with that spade.
@cahidijoyoraharjo7833
@cahidijoyoraharjo7833 3 роки тому
Not without getting shot first.
@woahokayy3470
@woahokayy3470 3 роки тому
I didn't know we had so many shovel experts in UKposts comments
@braeden5361
@braeden5361 3 роки тому
@@cahidijoyoraharjo7833 when he was puking he could have hit him
@cahidijoyoraharjo7833
@cahidijoyoraharjo7833 3 роки тому
@@braeden5361 Maybe he just didn't wanna risk it? IDK. It's a comedy. What more can I say?
@andyu69
@andyu69 3 роки тому
@@-iamForgiven look at a pack of cards and then dig with the spade card
@saims.2402
@saims.2402 3 роки тому
That guy was so extroverted, he actually managed to make meaningful conversation to the man killing him.
@sammy-jr6hs
@sammy-jr6hs 3 роки тому
He tries to be nice with he’s killer so the killer would feel bad and won’t want to kill him
@meh2521
@meh2521 3 роки тому
Well, he's a guidance counselor, so...
@zeeks4129
@zeeks4129 3 роки тому
held his penile gland for him, that's a true friend
@slipper_0980
@slipper_0980 3 роки тому
It’s a smart strategy
@daviroza4700
@daviroza4700 2 роки тому
Hahaha ur comment everywhere new ray mak ahaha anyway u follow this channel flan
@yungsquirrel
@yungsquirrel 3 роки тому
Alternate ending: “This ground is too hard” “Oh” *shoots him* DIRECTED BY ROBERT B. WEIDE
@ZarHakkar
@ZarHakkar 11 місяців тому
Hey, it's not the dead guy's problem anymore.
@jwazy1095
@jwazy1095 3 роки тому
That's a coal shovel, meant for shoveling not Digging !
@jime6739
@jime6739 3 роки тому
So it wasn't a shovel? What was it then, a digel?
@voidme457
@voidme457 3 роки тому
Be honest. How many bodies have you made disappear? LOL
@fishingaddicted9002
@fishingaddicted9002 3 роки тому
works great with snow aswell!
@IronAxeGaming1
@IronAxeGaming1 3 роки тому
@@voidme457 eight
@voidme457
@voidme457 3 роки тому
@@IronAxeGaming1 Lol lol lol lol lol
@GarrettBell
@GarrettBell 3 роки тому
"There's different shovels!?" Same bro. Same.
@zzzxxc1
@zzzxxc1 3 роки тому
Should've used a pointy-er shovel. The flat end shovel is more for moving a lot of loose dirt at a time.
@snax-candygaming9430
@snax-candygaming9430 3 роки тому
@@zzzxxc1 the shovel he is using is a spade I think
@onemanwithin
@onemanwithin 3 роки тому
@@snax-candygaming9430 lol no it is not
@LeSwexy
@LeSwexy 3 роки тому
@@snax-candygaming9430 what hahahaa
@MannoMax
@MannoMax 3 роки тому
@@snax-candygaming9430 Exact opposite, its a coal or cement shovel. Its meant to move loose material, not break up ground
@FableCountry
@FableCountry 2 роки тому
this was simultaneously sad, funny, urgent and endearing. wonderful short film. the sad part is that he told the guidance counselor that he was his best friend. what kind of life did he live.
@creativename9384
@creativename9384 3 роки тому
This dude obviously put all his points into charisma
@anonymousmobster2444
@anonymousmobster2444 3 роки тому
I love how they become bros while he's still trying to kill him lmao
@TwentySevenClubb
@TwentySevenClubb 3 роки тому
same
@DinkWhit
@DinkWhit 3 роки тому
That’s the point of the video. Lol
@barredharpy3
@barredharpy3 3 роки тому
Honestly such a guy thing. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gotten into arguments with people and ended up being chill with them after
@blackout.youtube
@blackout.youtube 3 роки тому
@@TwentySevenClubb how?
@anti-social7639
@anti-social7639 3 роки тому
Kind of like stockholm syndrome
@anthon7518
@anthon7518 3 роки тому
A man is forced to dig his own grave in the desert. But the Ground Is Bedrock.
@duocamerakids6266
@duocamerakids6266 3 роки тому
Sandstone
@-magnus-8898
@-magnus-8898 3 роки тому
@@duocamerakids6266 sandstone is really fragile smh bedrock is unbreakable
@duocamerakids6266
@duocamerakids6266 3 роки тому
@@-magnus-8898 fragile? Bro, are you sped or something? 😂 Try breaking sandstone with a shovel, it takes a long time, but you’ll get it. And also, where is he? In a Desert, where there’s sand.
@-magnus-8898
@-magnus-8898 3 роки тому
@@duocamerakids6266 r/woooosh
@rabbid3433
@rabbid3433 3 роки тому
@@duocamerakids6266 its a joke cuz in Minecraft, sandstone is easily broken, and bedrock is unbreakable.
@stevedixon921
@stevedixon921 2 роки тому
From the movie 'casino': you have to dig your holes in advance, otherwise some stranger could happen upon you digging a hole next to a body, now you have to dig two holes, next thing you know your spending the entire night digging holes and burying bodies" And that was totally the wrong shovel to use.
@kingbernard_30
@kingbernard_30 3 роки тому
"There's different shovels?!" had me dead. lmfao
@taiyo-has-made-games-since-22
@taiyo-has-made-games-since-22 2 роки тому
This is PEGI 12. I did not expect that. I'm not 12 so... OOF ME DUDE
@BigBud42069
@BigBud42069 3 роки тому
“It takes a lot to bury a friend.”
@MIck-M
@MIck-M 3 роки тому
The hardest hole you could ever dig and a memory burned into your mind forever for sure :(
@rasengo6026
@rasengo6026 3 роки тому
@@MIck-M r/im14andthisisdeep
@verdun16
@verdun16 3 роки тому
@@MIck-M I’m crying so hard omgg
@jonathanpeak2643
@jonathanpeak2643 3 роки тому
I just went to a wake to day
@rasengo6026
@rasengo6026 3 роки тому
@@jonathanpeak2643 perfect English
@surgeoaguaro409
@surgeoaguaro409 3 роки тому
*When your kidnapper is actually a good guy for conversations*
@jakesealy3319
@jakesealy3319 3 роки тому
Whell he is a guidance counsellor for Middle School students
@yourdadsotherfamily3530
@yourdadsotherfamily3530 3 роки тому
Well he did kidnap a guidance counselor lol make use of the ‘free’ health resources
@Willybean08
@Willybean08 3 роки тому
I mean, nothing wrong with having a social life.
@st7rlette
@st7rlette 3 роки тому
Then he turns out your best friend
@enderman5423
@enderman5423 3 роки тому
This is ur only comment
@saims.2402
@saims.2402 3 роки тому
He still has to dig the grave. Damn, these plot twists were so good.
@agoratora
@agoratora 2 роки тому
After years of Henry doing that 'I'm bleeding out here man.' bit on LPOTL he finally got to act it out. Amazing.
@ZeldaboyOG
@ZeldaboyOG 9 місяців тому
Finally! I'm sitting here scouring for anyone else talking about Henry and LPOTL. Hail yourself my friend.
@calebtheholyman545
@calebtheholyman545 3 роки тому
That was the absolute longest piss in the history of piss
@johnbicknell4748
@johnbicknell4748 3 роки тому
Wrong, there's been considerably longer pisses taken throughout history. By dinosaurs for instance.
@gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
@gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 3 роки тому
@@johnbicknell4748 pretty sure that was more piss than a brontosaurus bladder
@cat1800
@cat1800 3 роки тому
piss until you piss
@bunzeebear2973
@bunzeebear2973 3 роки тому
Then it is left hanging out in the wind. "It is getting in the way of the shoveling."
@kasianicole3364
@kasianicole3364 3 роки тому
Couldve made the ground wet with that one 😌😌
@dogdriver70
@dogdriver70 3 роки тому
Legit Hitman would have pre-dug hole.
@amybowen5800
@amybowen5800 3 роки тому
Hes just doing what he was told to.
@slevemcdichael5274
@slevemcdichael5274 3 роки тому
@Francesca Di'Frapolli Wanna find out?
@aidanbegovic9584
@aidanbegovic9584 3 роки тому
Not really cus if they find the hole while the hitman is gone and when they go back (which they would when they find a 6ft long hole in the ground) and see that it's now filled they're gonna atleast call the cops and that's how people get caught
@Cykadelia
@Cykadelia 3 роки тому
@@aidanbegovic9584 It's a random hole in the middle of the desert. No one's gonna suspect a thing.
@aidanbegovic9584
@aidanbegovic9584 3 роки тому
@@Cykadelia but tbh who would go randomly into a desert,I was think about non desert areas,forests etc
@RobMacKendrick
@RobMacKendrick 2 роки тому
These guys are all bladder. But seriously, this was brilliant. I could see a TV series starring this middle school counsellor, having a string of adventures like this.
@apricotmadness4850
@apricotmadness4850 Рік тому
Me too got some reason.
@eloryosnak4100
@eloryosnak4100 11 місяців тому
So glad someone else said this cuz they pissin for like a minute straight
@TheGamingManiac
@TheGamingManiac Рік тому
Damn that ending was kinda sweet! He spent the rest of the day digging him a grave that was probably hell to dig out, all because they become bros :')
@spacemiaou67
@spacemiaou67 3 роки тому
“The best way to beat your enemy isn’t to kill him, but to make him your friend” I don’t know where it comes from.
@kaatilbilla1202
@kaatilbilla1202 3 роки тому
A man with a dog said it when you were smol
@dust6711
@dust6711 3 роки тому
I think that's a sun tzu quote, but I may be wrong
@sebastianpottle9143
@sebastianpottle9143 3 роки тому
Sensei wu Said thwt
@deadpoolreborn5322
@deadpoolreborn5322 3 роки тому
If you can't beat your enemy, join the enemy. - 48 laws of power
@hauntbygaunt
@hauntbygaunt 3 роки тому
"the greatest way to defeat your enemy is to make them your friend" -Master Wu; Ninjago
@alexgabriel5650
@alexgabriel5650 3 роки тому
I'm impressed how after driving through sand and dirt, that car is still clean and shiny.
@kurcules
@kurcules 3 роки тому
Actually Alex, we did just straight up drive that car through sand and dirt! It was just such a bright shiny day (and it was clean before we set off into the desert) that you can't really see just how dirty that thing was. Driving that car to and from set was a joy. It was roomy enough to fit almost all the camera gear!
@pooslide1333
@pooslide1333 3 роки тому
@@kurcules u helped make this?
@kurcules
@kurcules 3 роки тому
@@pooslide1333 yes poo slide! I directed, co-wrote, and edited it! I also drove the car we rented to and from set lol
@halhal2592
@halhal2592 3 роки тому
@@kurcules I pretty sure you just set him up for a sly insult because of his user name. Ha
@gamekrave5050
@gamekrave5050 3 роки тому
@coc private server no he directed the film, helped write the story, and edited the video. He did not act
@dutchvanderlinde8474
@dutchvanderlinde8474 3 роки тому
When he couldn't dig and the music stopped I died
@maxdabski9362
@maxdabski9362 3 роки тому
I like how we see no progress in the digging of the grave and it just cuts to it being finished.
@yyelubayy
@yyelubayy 3 роки тому
“There is two type of people in the world ,those who have a gun , and those who dig , you dig”
@teamsymptom9425
@teamsymptom9425 3 роки тому
Clint Eastwood
@yyelubayy
@yyelubayy 3 роки тому
@@teamsymptom9425 yeah
@francis9428
@francis9428 3 роки тому
*Uno reverse card*
@theniallator28
@theniallator28 3 роки тому
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.
@blanket_mp3125
@blanket_mp3125 3 роки тому
AHAHHAHAHA THATS SOOO FUNNY FBI AGENT now please stop tracking my google history
@logmacgaming9375
@logmacgaming9375 3 роки тому
“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer” That’s what this seems to be
@Highlighter_kid
@Highlighter_kid 2 роки тому
For me it’s keep your friends close and keep your enemies way over there
@nufkistruff9961
@nufkistruff9961 2 роки тому
It is - Keep your enemies close. But keep your guns closer.
@Highlighter_kid
@Highlighter_kid 2 роки тому
@@nufkistruff9961 exactly
@G.GG.G.
@G.GG.G. 3 місяці тому
No, it's keep your shave close but not with scotch tape
@walls_of_skulls6061
@walls_of_skulls6061 11 місяців тому
Gotta love how during this big emotional moment he’s still sitting there with the damn shovel taped
@buknaked
@buknaked 2 роки тому
I’ve never seen this channel and was thoroughly invested in this entire film 😂. That 13 minutes went so fast
@adrianmcgachie
@adrianmcgachie 2 роки тому
I've just found the channel and am utterly absorbed by the films. They are great!
@kirannathani9123
@kirannathani9123 2 роки тому
@@adrianmcgachie sm very beautiful short films here .very gripping
@RedMoonCreates
@RedMoonCreates 2 роки тому
I mean it stars Henry Zebrowski of LPOtL Fame so he is naturally a funny person
@flakeyfilms5792
@flakeyfilms5792 3 роки тому
Gunman: Throws up Man forced to dig his grave: *"Are you okay?" (While digging enthusiastically)*
@gavintapia9959
@gavintapia9959 3 роки тому
Yeah it did because you hear a piece of metal ding
@Tea-chip
@Tea-chip 3 роки тому
He’s so polite. In better circumstances, they could be a good movie duo
@jonbon9965
@jonbon9965 2 роки тому
Facts
@Jenult
@Jenult 2 роки тому
Better circumstances?
@doubleaabattery7562
@doubleaabattery7562 6 місяців тому
I feel like I'm watching the first scene in a buddy movir
@Will99371
@Will99371 2 роки тому
Plot twist: The hit man was never meant to kill the guidance counselor. The group that the hit an was apart of wanted him gone but had a strict set of rules that included not being allowed to kill one of your own, so they intentionally sent the hit an after the guidance counselor knowing the counselor would create an emotional bond with the hitman, an ability he had attained from years of counseling, and cause him to die from a serious accident. Therefore the group bypassed its own rules to kill the hitman.
@ray2shifty769
@ray2shifty769 2 роки тому
That’s deep mate
@osmanabdinur1055
@osmanabdinur1055 2 роки тому
Nice one👌
@princeoppong1890
@princeoppong1890 3 роки тому
"SCOTT STIRLING, the man, the legend!!!" Nice to see this guy here😂😂
@nehaljhirmaria
@nehaljhirmaria 3 роки тому
Look what gambling has done to Jim Carrey!
@sidchapman8152
@sidchapman8152 3 роки тому
omg-
@Thomas-ts7xt
@Thomas-ts7xt 3 роки тому
😳
@kevinmcallister9089
@kevinmcallister9089 3 роки тому
😂😂😂
@chawk6201
@chawk6201 3 роки тому
It's Bruce Campbell and Jim Carrie's child.
@sadflix8754
@sadflix8754 3 роки тому
@@mycat24 I think your the first religious guy on UKposts I don’t hate
@lexo6987
@lexo6987 3 роки тому
Each year he returns to his former friend's grave
@mojojoji5493
@mojojoji5493 3 роки тому
Bffily4life
@BrianReyesFilm
@BrianReyesFilm 2 роки тому
This was sooo goooood! As a motion picture lover, enthusiast, and producer I can usually call what’s going to happened next. I thought I knew with this film but boy was I wrong! Great story! Great acting! Great production quality! I could watch this over and over again.
@brostrod
@brostrod 2 роки тому
Dude's so calm when talking to the guy who's literally holding him at gunpoint and being forcing him to dig his own grave
@esahcaeeneiradgbo2464
@esahcaeeneiradgbo2464 3 роки тому
"Do you have any work gloves or anything?" Best line ever. And the hitman tapes his hand to the shovel. ☺
@even___
@even___ 3 роки тому
There was tape?
@esahcaeeneiradgbo2464
@esahcaeeneiradgbo2464 3 роки тому
@@even___ Yep. Lots and lots of duck tape. ☺
@stevestever8907
@stevestever8907 3 роки тому
@@esahcaeeneiradgbo2464 duct tape**
@flakeyfilms5792
@flakeyfilms5792 3 роки тому
Person forced to dig his grave: *Friendly chatter and enthusiastic digging*
@mymas-altaccount7084
@mymas-altaccount7084 3 роки тому
Yeah lol.
@Demoncarlie
@Demoncarlie Рік тому
12:07 I was ready for him to look behind to reverse and accidentally drive over the hitman as he drove away 🤣🤣🤣
@bryankerbow7871
@bryankerbow7871 2 роки тому
In this film right here ladies and gentlemen is why I am a subscriber to this channel. I discovered this channel a while back on an older UKposts account that I had and found myself watching short films for hours in my day they are all extremely entertaining and they all are very well produced and occasionally you see some very well-known actors and actresses in them. And on this UKposts account I'm going to subscribe as well
@tcmonkeycow
@tcmonkeycow 3 роки тому
4:36 "Can you hold it?" "Well, since my hands are duct taped to this shovel, you might need to"
@_NicoIsNotHere_
@_NicoIsNotHere_ 3 роки тому
The wheeze i just let out-
@hbm7350
@hbm7350 11 місяців тому
“Can you help me?”😂😂😂
@condokids4185
@condokids4185 3 роки тому
I hope when I too get kidnapped by a hitman he will be this cool.
@meaks15
@meaks15 3 роки тому
then he dies
@sophierenda9399
@sophierenda9399 3 роки тому
"When?"
@bertie9653
@bertie9653 3 роки тому
@@sophierenda9399 children bruh, children
@st7rlette
@st7rlette 3 роки тому
Same and then he dies
@sunshineprincess8101
@sunshineprincess8101 3 роки тому
Why would you even want to be kidnapped 😕
@4be173
@4be173 3 роки тому
6:20 how long was that piss like damn
@greg-oq1xx
@greg-oq1xx 2 роки тому
“Keep your friends close and your enemies closer”
@Ny.Lynette
@Ny.Lynette 3 роки тому
“Compound interest is a mf” 🙃
@mainstream101
@mainstream101 3 роки тому
🤣🤣 it is indeed,🤣
@linaslasas7612
@linaslasas7612 3 роки тому
666 LIKES WTH
@reshzy3807
@reshzy3807 3 роки тому
10% interest rates too
@DoseOfAutism
@DoseOfAutism 3 роки тому
That was one of the greatest build-ups to a comedy I have EVER SEEN. No joke.
@marcocollazo9870
@marcocollazo9870 3 роки тому
Exactly.
@paulsletten8985
@paulsletten8985 2 роки тому
These two are so charismatic together. Love this.
@TigerIsaac15
@TigerIsaac15 3 роки тому
2:20 the noise he made tho im weakkk
@ChazFuego
@ChazFuego 3 роки тому
That was definitely the longest piss I’ve ever witnessed 😂
@kingofallgodzillas9901
@kingofallgodzillas9901 2 роки тому
Lol
@robertspinks9984
@robertspinks9984 2 роки тому
Comedy wee.
@goldencomedy4377
@goldencomedy4377 2 роки тому
How many pisses HAVE you witnessed hmm?
@Jak0467
@Jak0467 2 роки тому
@@goldencomedy4377 some folks have been NCOs in the military where piss tests happen often enough to need NCOs to witness flow for integrity. I have seen alot more dicks in piss action than I thought I ever would.
@Rithsomware
@Rithsomware 2 роки тому
They were just creating Bruhh moment
@requiesticat
@requiesticat 3 роки тому
I love the chemistry between these two.
@flamersshowsandmore3864
@flamersshowsandmore3864 3 роки тому
SPOILER: Too bad it got cut short by the ending
@crazynoob159
@crazynoob159 3 роки тому
Yeah, if instead Reggie didn’t kill him and they went off together, this would be a perfect prologue for a full-length action movie. The both of them fighting against Reggie’s old boss with a lot of comedy as well... now I want to watch that
@latetotheparty184
@latetotheparty184 10 місяців тому
I thought it might end with him taking the other guy to the hospital and the would be killer surviving.
@True38
@True38 2 роки тому
Love your short films man. Subscribed.
@themuffinxman
@themuffinxman Рік тому
This was so well done 👍 Love it!!
@delsi26
@delsi26 3 роки тому
This is the most accurate man bonding experience on pissing
@shakewell42
@shakewell42 3 роки тому
Plot twist: the peeing wasn’t a sound effect.
@714w8
@714w8 3 роки тому
Your joke sucks mate
@goose9514
@goose9514 3 роки тому
@@714w8 no u on his behalf
@RigzisRoman
@RigzisRoman 3 роки тому
@@714w8 you are a joke
@st7rlette
@st7rlette 3 роки тому
@@RigzisRoman Lmao
@hhnoyeet342
@hhnoyeet342 3 роки тому
@@714w8 e
@oldmansaturn972
@oldmansaturn972 2 роки тому
This was so much different than what I thought it was going to be and I loved it so much more than I thought possible
@Stevo935
@Stevo935 2 роки тому
I love how he just says "bye bye" to his mob boss and then immediately catches it and gets even more pissed lol
@b3at1
@b3at1 3 роки тому
If I had to dig my own grave I wouldn't. What they gonna do? Kill me? Well then you'll have to dig the grave LMFAO outplayed
@Lua0x07
@Lua0x07 3 роки тому
Probably torture
@mintmango10
@mintmango10 3 роки тому
torture dude
@b3at1
@b3at1 3 роки тому
@@mintmango10 Yeah but if they're forcing you to dig your own grave torturing is more work that they probably wouldn't bother with if they wouldn't even dig a grave for you
@Cykadelia
@Cykadelia 3 роки тому
@@b3at1 Cutting someone multiple times is easier than digging a grave
@ryzerch2124
@ryzerch2124 3 роки тому
@@b3at1 the reason they make you dig a grave is torture in itself. It's the only reason they make you do it
@neverthesame7887
@neverthesame7887 3 роки тому
One of the best short movies yet --sent a beautiful message in a macabre, yet funny way. The victim was smart in being friendly and showing his own vulnerability. I love that he dug him a grave and dignified the man who really, in his heart deep down, didn't want to be who he had become.
@redghost5705
@redghost5705 2 роки тому
I died when he reggie finally pissed himself 🤣🤣
@reneebrady8389
@reneebrady8389 3 роки тому
I laughed SO hard at the over the top dramatic beginning!! Intense music..then... *SPANG!!* 😂😂🤣🤣 That was great!
@manflynil9751
@manflynil9751 3 роки тому
"I'm a guidance counselor." LMFAO.
@marcocollazo9870
@marcocollazo9870 3 роки тому
Good for you 🙂
@elephant1o123
@elephant1o123 2 роки тому
@@marcocollazo9870 they were talking about the video...
@matthewlachance3362
@matthewlachance3362 2 роки тому
Oh that’s why he was so comforting
@zele_gavin816
@zele_gavin816 2 роки тому
"Middle school😐"
@claucemicro1080
@claucemicro1080 3 роки тому
Nice turn of events, the hitman had no redemption, even when he was dying he wanted to finish the job even if it meant asking his new friend to suicide.
@pluto3194
@pluto3194 3 роки тому
@@lisawines98 Maybe don't read the comments before you watch the video? This is kinda on you.
@enderman5423
@enderman5423 3 роки тому
@@pluto3194 I do that all the time, I just don't reply much
@The3Storms
@The3Storms Рік тому
Best I can come up with is dedication to duty? Maybe if the office knew they’d have made him employee of the month 😂
@smellthel
@smellthel 3 роки тому
I loved this film man. I feel like you can make a full movie about something like this.
@lindsayrose26
@lindsayrose26 2 роки тому
Ive been watching creepy suspenseful shorts, i thought this was finna be serious im weakk😭😭💀 love this
@doitsuduck8049
@doitsuduck8049 3 роки тому
i love how they’re just so chill about it and how the guy asked if he’s ok after he threw up 💀
@marcocollazo9870
@marcocollazo9870 3 роки тому
Yeah, haha
@sizzlinplate9501
@sizzlinplate9501 3 роки тому
I mean, the hitman was very dedicated to his job
@briannarayne9156
@briannarayne9156 2 роки тому
I woulda said “I’m dying either way. You wanna kill me, you dig my grave lol”
@kinetics1045
@kinetics1045 Рік тому
I have shared this channel to all my friends great video
@100straight5
@100straight5 3 роки тому
This situation is hilarious and serious at the same time Also depressing
@cats3332dblueshadowalpha1
@cats3332dblueshadowalpha1 2 роки тому
Yes
@TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast
@TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast 3 роки тому
"A man is forced to dig his own grave in the desert. But the ground is hard." *OOOF*
@InfiniteDimensionalRifts
@InfiniteDimensionalRifts 2 роки тому
Thanks ya parrot
@meatymaggot
@meatymaggot 3 роки тому
*Just remember. This all started due to the ground being too hard.*
@rubenrodriguez3164
@rubenrodriguez3164 6 місяців тому
That was surprisingly sad and touching. Well done.
@thelongestsilverestjohn
@thelongestsilverestjohn 3 роки тому
I hereby declare that the new word for spade is digging spoon, and the new word for spoon is eating spade
@DC-ct8tv
@DC-ct8tv 3 роки тому
In linework, our one digging tool is called a spoon, look it up
@ZackMathissa
@ZackMathissa 3 роки тому
@@DC-ct8tv can you actually use it to eat food?
@DC-ct8tv
@DC-ct8tv 3 роки тому
@@ZackMathissa no its 12 feet tall
@ZackMathissa
@ZackMathissa 3 роки тому
@@DC-ct8tv the one for semen?
@marcocollazo9870
@marcocollazo9870 3 роки тому
Y e s 😆
@lynnpoint6395
@lynnpoint6395 3 роки тому
"There's different types of shovels?!" Ha, ha, I had to laugh at that because the first thing I thought when I saw that shovel was what idiot filmmaker would have thought that was the type of shovel you used to dig a hole in the ground? But it turned out to be a little bit of film-making genius after all.
@cakadokey
@cakadokey 2 роки тому
This is hands down my favorite so far.
@johngrady769
@johngrady769 2 роки тому
This was great 👍. Reg cracked me up. Hilarious to the end.
@jorislemoine1488
@jorislemoine1488 3 роки тому
In Dutch we have a saying: "if you dig a hole for someone else, you are sure to fill in it yourself." This felt refreshingly opposite.
@EmKatona
@EmKatona 3 роки тому
We have that in hungarian too. He who digs a pit for others falls in himself.
@ddodovmmvvm4597
@ddodovmmvvm4597 3 роки тому
@@vindexworld4636 ja zeker
@JaspreetSingh-hb2mr
@JaspreetSingh-hb2mr 2 роки тому
looks like this saying is a globally accepted phenomenon, we have something similar in India to
@familypatel9553
@familypatel9553 2 роки тому
Je khado khode te pade in Gujarati
@restinpeacekobe2411
@restinpeacekobe2411 2 роки тому
I mean technically you can wait for rain and itll fill it in by itself....
@cocacolacan1550
@cocacolacan1550 3 роки тому
If you can get friends with your kidnapper then you got some skills.
@robinpohl2702
@robinpohl2702 3 роки тому
Stockholm syndrome works both ways, the longer you can keep them talking the more human you become to each other
@chupapi7620
@chupapi7620 3 роки тому
@@robinpohl2702 thats not how Stockholm syndrome works
@robinpohl2702
@robinpohl2702 3 роки тому
@@chupapi7620 fair enough it's two unrelated phenomena but still true
@ocnarf40
@ocnarf40 3 роки тому
@@robinpohl2702 no, it's not stockholm sindrome, it's called being charismatic
@vladspellbinder
@vladspellbinder 7 місяців тому
First thought on seeing the shovel "Totally wrong type, you need a pointed one for digging." so glad it was brought up in the movie. Everything was great as well.
@farhanfamim763
@farhanfamim763 Місяць тому
Thumbnail and the title totally misguided me. I was expecting the story to be dark, but it was so light hearted. Good content 😂👌🏻
@alexsparks5683
@alexsparks5683 3 роки тому
So this is what henry zebrowski is doing when Mufon doesn’t need him to hunt aliens.
@chrisdefrange4365
@chrisdefrange4365 2 роки тому
Had the same thought 😂
@Nat-jm9rq
@Nat-jm9rq 3 роки тому
The beginning part would make a good car commercial.
@kingofallgodzillas9901
@kingofallgodzillas9901 2 роки тому
"wait, before you kill me, I just want you to play RAID SHADOW LEGENDS. it's a game where you-"
@Nat-jm9rq
@Nat-jm9rq 2 роки тому
@@kingofallgodzillas9901 haha that’s good
@kolby_flips4873
@kolby_flips4873 3 роки тому
He sounds so chill for the dude digging his own grave.
@dustyplok
@dustyplok 3 роки тому
This is my favorite Short honestly
@temujinkhagan5308
@temujinkhagan5308 3 роки тому
"and that kids is how i met youre father" cursed comment day one
@reflexors1964
@reflexors1964 3 роки тому
Bru
@maybeleggett1353
@maybeleggett1353 3 роки тому
Jesus, that was so wildly unfunny. Didn’t even exhale
@gamekrave5050
@gamekrave5050 3 роки тому
@@maybeleggett1353 saying 'didn't even exhale' made me lmao
@zejdland
@zejdland 3 роки тому
I mean don't give kids to the LGBTQ they need both parents
@Brocolli_Pizza
@Brocolli_Pizza 3 роки тому
@@zejdland yeah cause parents never leave. So single parents don’t exist. Rightttt 2 parents
@killroy9628
@killroy9628 3 роки тому
Another masterpiece! I have now begun to binge watch these short stories on breaks at work. Please keep them coming.
@kidkique
@kidkique 2 роки тому
I work between breaks of movies
@joelgoddard5298
@joelgoddard5298 2 роки тому
Is that the deadliest man within 10 feet Henry Thomas Zebrowski?!
@ultranate8618
@ultranate8618 3 роки тому
That was great not what I expected but very well done.
@tbone551
@tbone551 3 роки тому
and that dude still pissed himself when he died
@flakeyfilms5792
@flakeyfilms5792 3 роки тому
I actually feel like the dude wants to really dig his own grave.
@nostrx3409
@nostrx3409 3 роки тому
It was his fate lol
@st7rlette
@st7rlette 3 роки тому
He wanted to die
@KMM-kx2yn
@KMM-kx2yn 3 місяці тому
Also damn that ending song was haunting. Got that Capote vibe from it. Stellar all around.
@Stubrok
@Stubrok 9 місяців тому
That was incredibly funny, subbed
@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX
@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX 3 роки тому
Accurate description of how it feels being a guard in SCP:SL and getting reverse Stockholm Syndrome
@edie9158
@edie9158 3 роки тому
LMAO b r u h
@clcwqhd
@clcwqhd 2 роки тому
Lima Syndrome
@ragment
@ragment 2 роки тому
@@clcwqhd Lima ba-
@morgankenny3255
@morgankenny3255 3 роки тому
wait let me get this straight. The bullet bounced off the shovel and then hit the hit man?
@zain6008
@zain6008 3 роки тому
Slightly possible I guess not the part where the bullet goes back but the bullet getting bounced off is possible depending on the material of the shovel.
@idontevenknowanymore8602
@idontevenknowanymore8602 3 роки тому
Richote
@roldancollado2321
@roldancollado2321 3 роки тому
Shovels are usually made by titanium,theres now way a pistol can break through that.
@sajidurrahman8018
@sajidurrahman8018 3 роки тому
Crazier things have happened
@kendoscushes271
@kendoscushes271 2 роки тому
My first thought was “oh this is mis-cast because I can’t take this guy seriously”- then it became evident is was a comedy. I was glad I was right… but I was wrong. Well thought out and well done. Could have been a 90 minute film… I’d trust your writing for that! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
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