Techno: *ADHD Activates* Mr. Beast: He's asserting dominance

Obi-Wan: "It's over Technoblade, I have the high ground!" Technoblade: "You underestimate the pythagorean theorem!"

techno: “y’all better click on this endscreen” the endscreen: “so long nerds” me: please no, not again

"I want my opponent to make two mistakes: his second one was letting me get a bunch of these axe crits for free, of course his first mistake was challenging me in the first place." - Technoblade (The quote is probably not word for word) I loved his humor. He was amazing. Rest in peace

“It’s over Dream, I have the low ground”

What I learned: *when in battle, mess with the floor to assert dominance.*

Coming back about around 2 and a half years later to re-watch his videos, I realized he won this duel without knowing: -You can't crit while sprinting -Would've 10-0'd dream if he had just used his steering wheel -His strategies were flawless -Forgetting about his "most intense duel" for about 10 seconds because of stripped wood blocks -And never got to tell us how he got the crafting table. But I think he knows that the entire minecraft community respects him and will miss him, goodbye king.

1:41 *turns into a maths teacher* 7:46 *turns into a history teacher*

"If you wish to defeat Floridian green man, use Pythagorean theorem and run around pillar" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

MrBeast: He's carving wood, he's trolling Techno: ADHD

We miss you. R.I.P Technoblade

I didn't understand this until recently, but I get Techno's history reference now- after hyperfixating on the Qin dynasty for about a month, that is. The king of the Qin state, Ying Zheng (the guy who ran around a pillar) later went on to conquer the Seven Warring States and become the First Sovereign Emperor of China, Qin Shi Huang. Techno, of course, went on to conquer Minecraft UKposts, becoming the King of Minecraft and an Internet LEGEND. And not only did he win this duel, but he also forever won my respect and admiration for his humor, heart, and historical knowledge. I miss knowing that I'll never see a notification from his channel, that I'll never get to chant TECHNOBLADE UPLOADED! to anyone who would listen, that I'd never hear another one of his endlessly witty quips. Watching his videos and hearing his voice again makes me laugh and cry at the same time, thinking about the joy and laughter of what was, the sad reality of what is, and the emptiness and missed opportunities of what will never be. But even though he is no longer with us, he lives on- through every single one of his uploads, the art and lore created by millions of fans around the world, and the people he inspired by his courage to persevere through adversity. Because.... Technoblade never dies.

MrBeast: “Techno sounds really depressed” Dream: “Don’t worry, that’s just how he is”

"One day a pig will beat a mutant teletubby in a lego simulator." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

0:58 “If I lose in my own game mode, I’ll be super stress. Too bad for him, I’m always stressed” Technoblade

5:07 "His first mistake ofcourse challenging me"-Technoblade 💀🔪🗿

Dream: I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND Technoblade: math

Dream: pep talking himself Techno: i forgot to take my adhd medicine

For those wondering, the crafting table was actually a glitch where you could easily combo another player and thats why Dream said in chat "WHAT". Rest in Peace King

Two of the Minecraft legends in their prime, facing off for a ridiculously large sum of money. What a moment. Rest in peace, Techno✊

Dream: gives himself a peptalk. Technoblade: adhd, Pythagorean triangle and ancient China.

Techno: this is the most stressful thing I’ve ever done Also techno: farmed potatoes for 18 hours a day for a year

4:24 I just noted that Dream saw Techno stripping the logs and just,, He stripped some himself as a reaction after being a bit unsure And I can’t honestly put the emotions this gave me into words/pos

we will never know why he got the crafting table long live the king.

"I clearly didn't take my adhd medicine before this" got me

Techno: “Stay in school kids.” Also Techno: drops out of college.

1:51 "stay in school kids, it makes you better at PvP" techno you would have loved the mace in minecraft, I just know it

Did anyone else notice that Techno was playing with more ping than Dream and still won

See the problem is that Dream was up against two opponents: Techno, and Techno’s ADHD

Dream: *has 1 million iq* Techno: *_has ancient Chinese methods_*

2:28 that forbidden knowledge went away along with him ☹️☹️

The fact that this was a 1v1 of the best minecraft players for a battle to the death for all that glory and 100k$ This was just an interruption to techno while he was farming potatoes

“Fortunately I have something Dream doesn’t...” Of all the things I thought he was going to say, *“...comprehensive knowledge of ancient China”* was *not* what I was expecting 😂

"I knew if I used the rod for 45 minutes I would be able to break his armor." I appreciated your way of thinking.

i still break down laughing at his comprehensive knowledge of ancient china joke. i’ve been a subscriber to technos channel since below 200k, and he’s inspired me so much. other gaming youtubers just scream at the camera, but technos videos have infinite replay value because of his storytelling and impeccable comedic timing. technoblade never dies 💕👑💕

i love that he would say, "i forgot to take my ADHD medicine today."

Technoblade: Stay in school kids! Also Technoblade: Welcome back to another episode of skywars, so today i dropped out of college.

"His second mistake was letting me get so many axe crits, as we know his first mistake was challenging me."

This is the first video of Technoblades I ever watched, every now and then I come back to this video and I never know what to feel, happiness because I found Technoblade, and sadness as Technoblade is no longer with us. I’m glad he was here, as a world that lost Technoblade is far better in my eyes than a world that never had him. Technoblade never dies.

The say it with me "Not even close" was soooo iconic rest in peace the blood god

I’m never going to use Pythagorean theorem outside of scho-

*"WE WIN THESE"* -Sun Tzu, _The Art of War_

Lol I still die laughing when he says that:stay in school kids it makes you better at PvP.

Techno is santa confirmed 1: he wears red and white 2: he repeats the phrase “ho ho ho” when he feels accomplished/happy 3: *ever wonder why orphanages never get presents in movies?*

MrBeast: look he is carving the wood he is trolling Techno: ADHD

Cant believe it has been 10years since Techno started his channel.... Technoblade never dies!!

Even almost 3 years later and I still break down laughing at his jokes. He was the most inspiring UKpostsr ever. He helped me through so much shit it’s not even funny.. We all will miss you techno. As long as we watch his content and laugh as his jokes he will forever live on. I hope he is looking down on his community and smiling. Thank you for everything king 👑. Long live the PvP Minecraft King and Heart of UKposts, Mr. Technoblade

“how’d u win 100k dollars??” “i randomly remembered ancient chinese tactics in the middle of a block man fight”

Dream: sweating intensely Technoblade: Ah yes the Pythagorean theorem

"But until the next video, I'll see you guys next time" *Endscreen states you should click on his latest upload* *"so long nerds"*

Rip 🪦 techno u will always be with us 🕊️

Dream fans: Dream will use the terrain to his advantage! Techno: Pillars

everyone: he's clearly taunting him! techno: haha wood nakked

I feel like dream and TECHNOBLADE are a really good analogy of die a hero or live long enough to become a villain

I miss this man so much

Techno: *tries to raise shield but shears the ground instead* His ADHD: "Ooooo, what's this?"

love the fact that his voice over matches his character’s movements when he says “oh right, $100,000.” LIKE LMFAO

If Star Wars took place in Minecraft: "It's over Obi Wan, I have the low ground!" Technoblade Never Dies

Ngl this was the only time I paid attention to someone talking about math

techno: beats dream by using ancient china war lessons squid kid: here it is, another one

Dream: I’ve been training 3 hours a day Techno: I don’t think you know who I am *spends 10 hours farming potatoes in a video game each day*

I'm shocked that it's been 2yrs. I miss him and sometimes it hurts watching his old videos but you have to keep the memory alive

3 years later and I just realized that this was posted on my birthday

Techno: *defeats dream physically in mc* Techno calling dream homeless: *defeats dream mentally in mc*

"Stay in School kids..." - Technoblade, The Art of Hypocrisy

I like how 3:10 the replay line is a little spiked cuz there is a discord noise so ppl had to know if it would repeat again (like me)

"stay in school kids it makes you better in pvp" - Techno, the art of carrots

"Mutated teletubbi with smiley face mask tries to stab ADHD farmer pig with burger king crown for 100,000 dollars"

It looks like Technoblade thinking about those 12 pizzas he can buy made him win

1:45 nah bro pulled out th math I'm done 💀

Technoblade never dies

Techno: don't harass dream Techno viewers: of course not, our favorite target is right here

Dream: Damn, he has circle strats I can’t beat! Techno: In a flash of inspiration I remembered ancient Chinese history.

Bro really won this while having less time to train because of the potato war and not knowing the crit tech had been updated well before the fight. Techno was an absolute legend. RIP

This was the first Technoblade video I ever saw, I was instantly hooked, I immediately watched 90% of his content and tuned into every stream after, he was my favourite UKpostsr after video one. Rest in Paradise King, Technoblade Never Dies.

Plot twist: hes actually doing the analysis during the duel

Dream training: playing duels with good players Techno training: studying the history of king Zheng

I was smiling until 9:45 😥

im just tryna watch this video and all the comments are "rip he never dies"

“Find a tree Punch it to collect wood” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Technoblade: strips log Technoblade: ADHD kicks in Mrbeast: he's stripping the logs he must be using psychological warfare

I love going back and looking at these videos his voice just calms me

If we're still watching techno blade never dies

"Stay in school kids, it makes you better at PvP" Just imagine how powerful techno would've been if he finished college

Plot twist : there is no editing and he is actually analysing while fighting

R.I.P Technoblade never die!

this video actually turned me into a different fighter in 1.8 and 1.9. when i watched this 2 years ago. Great tips! Rest in peace legend

Techno's mix of being extremely well read but also absolute meme lord made him so fun to watch

Wait didn't anyone notice this is Technoblade's third UPLOAD OF THE MONTH this is a miracle!

“Say it with me, not even close” -techno blade

It’s stupid that after 2 years of education at high school after this video I finally understand his analysis of the hypotenuse near the start

1:45 is the reason I endured college.

“We all know his first mistake was challenging me in the first place”

Everyone: doing that thing to the logs was a tactic Techno: adhd

*TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES*

3:06 imagine the guy that joined the discord call suddenly hearing techno talking to himself lol

During pvp: Dream: focusing on techno Techno: oooh shearing ground is cool

i came for the analysis, stayed for the most underrated dry humor i'v ever heard

Its been 3 years and I rewatch this video but realize he's gone

I come back here ever time I feel like crying, I’ve came back here 28 times, in the past 10 months