He says “I am speed” before every speedrun I’d bet money on it

Hahah

DEADASS

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/fZSpeqSrnKV9u5s.html He is talking to us

THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT

Yay techno power boi

This is why I think techno deserved the dub. Without totally sweating it out he solidly took the W. Both played well but it was totally deserved by techno.

You fool! Ancient Chinese strategies is the best in the world! Not even a 1000 IQ play can beat it

*Sun Tzu approval noises*

Dream should seriously read the art of war sure, he’s good at Minecraft but he doesn’t have the war tactics that were used during china

you’re late

Hello late verified comment

Hello random verified unknown channel :D

I found a verified user on the "newest" section... and you're 7 months late.

Same

@robl that means dream is average at pvp too

His planning: so that one time in ancient china the king went behind a pillar...

Yeah Sabotaging Someone In Potato War Using Knowledge Is Cool

The only reason this doesn’t have 44488likes is cus u connoted on a dream vid

THIS IS THE MAN THAT HAS COMPREHENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ANCIENT CHINA

But pep talk doesn’t mean being nervous

NeRVoUS boiii

Dream before each fight: _I am speed_

Vesta T yea that doesn’t mean he is nervous he is just believing him self :)

It was for the video I think but his pep talks were epic

I want a new math teacher. My current one is shit.

lol he literally taught us about geometry

CopyPaste same..

@@beastchallenges-yt Bruh dont spam the chat

I was really hoping to hear Dream's live reaction to technoblade going off and shearing wood, but alas. Loud montage music instead.

Lol

Lmao

the intense music makes it funnier xD

69th like

dream also has adhd

I found Dream’s face: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/m4Zqn2-CoIZ91GQ.html

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/fZSpeqSrnKV9u5s.html lol

As it happens, Sun Tzu and Pythagoras lived during the same time period (late 500 BC), so maybe they did use each others' teachings to derive fundamental truths about block game PVP.

@@easypeasypiano6118 what you just said doesn't sound so easy peasy

1000 like

Well I would honestly do the same if something like important is on the line or something

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I’m Sal and I can do this job!

@@pinkie_mp4218 you forgot "you can do this"

@Ayessa Valerio "You can't do this"

Hi

If anyone is bored I make pretty cool houses in minecraft on my channel if you want to check them out

@@zandger1649 hi

@@virucraft1292 sure

Its great content tho

IcebroGamer Says Hi not many people could have done the same

Techno would have done the same

IcebroGamer Says Hi time stamp?

@@kobey Last round after techno kills him 20:09

Yea I really liked that too 💕 they are both amazing

and then a grand finale rematch

Grand finale rematch 2.0 rematch

@@Califyy Grand finale rematch 2.0 finale

@@nuum4349 grand finale rematch 2.0 grand finale

Grand finale rematch 2.0 grand finale rematch

Proof you don’t need the stupid colons* to make a funny joke

@@razorsaber2287 Them: Me: Makes funny joke Them: Colon format is dumb! Me:

Carson Chen thank you, I am not the most avid user of colons so this actually helps.

@@razorsaber2287 i like the joke but about the colons.. this kinda isn't proof since the ones with colons have like more than 1k likes..

@Riru Nirdie, true, but you don’t *need* them in order to be funny, you see many desperate people clinging on to the format to get likes as if their life depends on it

i'm dead

Hello dead! He also was like 'And then I- ooh an arrow:

@@tatotatoo5404 hi dead

_NoTReAlyz_ nice copying bud

*log stimming intensifies*

I have ADHD too and I would've done the same thing as him and just getdistracted

Lol

I have ADHD and I totally would have done that... I just get it!

HE REALLY CANT HELP IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

lmao it’s funny how he did it on accident and then was like “oooh”

If it works it works

"If you win by doing it then do it" Sun Tzu, The art of war

The pillar

Sun Tzu, Art of War

Paisley Prescott ....bot

soldiermaanSZN you did that with 25k

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b ok spammer

We see the differences in personalities LMAO

That’s all I learned in summerXD

That isn’t Pythagorean theorem

To be honest I would be like techno blade and dream at the same time in this scenario

He is not talking to himself

sphere yahya I like both but techno deserves his reputation back he seemed forgotten now he’s back dream is cool too

@@beluwuga2229 agreed

Norway Countryball techno doesn’t upload often cause he doesn’t have a editor

Techno is so desensitized to this world that he can no longer feel the great joy of overcoming such an obstacle. Only relief. This is truly a Zoomer moment.

Mathis Anidioticsport oh my

Paisley Prescott nonono, pls stop it

w h e e z e

Devzy 793 and he thanks god and savior 😂

Dream: gIveS SeLf pEp TalKs, StRaTegiCally FiGHts Techno: Woah you can shear the ground!

I FUCKIN LOVE TECHNO FOR THAT REASON

Techno's brain without medicine: *smacks* NOICE

technoblade just has the skill engraved into his brain apparently

Dream: almost kills techno Techno: remembers the ancient art of running around a pillar

Unrated comment

Dreams biggest foe a nightmare

@@mrwildzilla7069 hahhaha ironic

DANCE GREEN MAN DANCE

@@cicoverse He thinks we're playing minecraft, BUT I'M PLAYING DEATH NOTE

Techno: *wins first round* exhales into mic

@@daniblah400 hes trying to earrape us

This has 666 likes. Keep it that way.

@@clara4738 but my ears didn't give consent...

Dream: wins YEESSSSSSS, he didn’t expect to win a single time lol

clay talking to dream

Shh your not suppost to know

:O plot twist

@@btkphoenix5948 lol no

So Dream and Nightmare?

i, too, watched the video

Ahh I see you’re here again

oH iTs yOu aGain

wow you have notifications on

I always see people who comment a lot like you and them suddenly they're on Minecraft videos

That's ADHD for ya

That sounds so wrong out of context.

@@Ok-lu5qc LMAOOOO

AHAHAHAHAH

Egg with 10,000 subscribers oh no

Oh shit I didn't catch that! Nice I forgot about that line xD

Hahaha soo true

10,000 subs without any videos no one asked

10,000 subs without any videos respect his damn privacy

Shut up and take my like.

IKR HE JUST LOOKS AROUND 😂😂😂

@@Jesse-wp1td 8:24

@@Xiaray It's like he woke up in a strange room after getting drunk one night. Where, what?? Oooh right $100k I'm supposed to be here.

FR I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF LMFAOO

I relate to it so much

I remember techno saying how it takes a nightmare to beat a dream once

Nick Huynh no, I don’t think so, “Dream On”

YeS techno is trashh at tge game dream besttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dream dream dream dream is the the the besttttt bestttt bestttt

Techno is trashhhhhh@!!!!!!

In reality he was talking about triangles and ancient Chinese strategies

Techno calls it gamer focus

OOPSIE POOPSIE if you pair gamer focus with making yourself super overconfident during a game I have found that is the secret ultimate strategy however it’s full potential can only be achieved very rarely and is not usually something you can just choose to activate

Little did everyone know, in between rounds, techno was using an alt to farm potatos

@@number1riker Techno: This isn't my final form!

And history

@@thatoneguyjimmy4082 *Ancient History*

Yes

Ancient Chinese History

ADHD

It would have made him lose

ClassicalForLife him or techno

Adhd?

David SFS techno has adhd, if your ever watching his streams sometimes you can notice people calling his name and he just doesn’t respond because he’s spaced out.

he could totally have just hit him there but no, let the man strip the wood

he always sounds depressed

timestamp?

Timestamp please?

Timestamp?

Bro you took all the comments

Lol

Timestamp: 15:19

@Velozy thank you

But he's also a nightmare XD

@@NightFiberYT true dream does a lot more 1000 iq plays with the in game mechanics rather than just fight hand to hand

e log striping in duel 4 tho

@@ChristochatBTW techno using that Chinese art that idk really understand that how he won because he smart

@@NightFiberYT and look who won the duel

When at what time did he say that in the video?

Like seriously, not 👏 even 👏 close 👏

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHOBLADE NEVER DIES

say it with me *not even close*

@@quan21740 _not even close_

The One thousandth like 💪

Dream: Uhhh The world: WOOOHOOOOOOO *applause*

Dream: breathes Every single creature on earth: inhales* *WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S OUR DREAM*

techno was built to be a tuber man

That feels like me when i lose a game yet still loses again.

Nah techno stans he was freaked out stop crying

@@human3213 huh

@@human3213 have you seen his video he was stressed but he didn’t had anything planned like dream he as just there, and he won, nah dream stans, techno won, stop crying

im 14 and this is deep

Diavolo vibes right here

no hes talking to himself

@@coocoocaca3964 no hes not silly

Lol

I badly want to know the song name at 13:17 pls!!!

That's literally the best part

@@bhonemyatshin302 I can't help with that one- he gets all his music from one website/program/company (not sure which) he says what it is in the desc of one of his earlier manhunts I think but you're going to have to search for it

BhoneMyat Shin dominating by ray Allen

BhoneMyat Shin you ever heard of Shazam

"The Sun can Tzu but the Tzu can't sun" -Sun Tzu the art of War

Ngl the “dream can’t pig” kinda ruins the joke

@@Im_Quartz Ngl the toxic dream fanboys kinda ruin the community

@@literallyjuststairs6765 Kinda: X Literally: ✓

The Perfect Being hahaha

And then he kept striping HAHAHAH

@@benny7899 he has adhd and simultaneously the most advanced technological strategies revolving around ancient Chinese warfare tactics

@@benny7899 i liked how he was like ''oh yeah this is for 100 000 $''

Anil Sezgün dream cheats I have proof

@@TheRealLezure show the proof so i can catch him red handed

Exactly what i say in every test that i have in school

_"When god sends me to hell, I want him to at least hesitate." -Technoblade_

Lmao, was looking for this

14o1 Chan Lmao yes

Dream and technoblade gets stickbugged ukposts.info/have/v-deo/bJOpaJeGfmd-yqM.html

you forgot about the crafting table a crucial part of being a pvp god smh

@@maryhelms6036 my apologies, fixed.

@@lolziz thank you much appreciated

Thats not my *Dream* , He do the brain thing

Technoblade is me when theres a whole squad chasing for me in warzone

-E BLOOD GOD!

Dream face reveal! ukposts.info/have/v-deo/sHOlqXuQaI9lyJs.html

@@beastchallenges-yt I thought this was a rickroll

@@jdmannnn same

No he was stressed af

Yeah he was STRESSED which is really funny cause mind games is kinda Dreams forte and he was actively trying to make Techno stressed by messing with him. But Techno knows this and just went like; "to bad for him, I'm always stressed"

calm? lmao he only had one thing to say which was a pig noise lmfao

That pig is always stressed

I agree Techno was definitely stressed as hell but he also remained calm and alert not making mistakes. Whereas Dream wasn't too stressed but was too hasty and made mistakes.

Wait u can?

techno: i think i forgot to drink my medicine this morning

@@takumiinoui2166 His sarcasm and humor is a work of art

Kyle Sundberg no stop ur bad

Lol he has ADHD

Techno was having a mental breakdown before the fight, he almost didn’t even go through with the fight.

I know right! Dream was taking it sooooo seriously!

Sansity i think they both were but they have different ways of dealing with thou seriousness

corinna. Yeah many people act like they aren’t sweating but they actually are

corinna. Yea Techno always acts calm but it's pretty impossible to when 100'000$is on the line

1000th like

Cringey meme

id get it, sorry i dont play pvp and shit

I red that as "craves"

dream has adhd too

Kind of ironic someone named Dream is preventing others from sleeping

This comment deserves way more likes than mine, which is me saying “Why is the first comment ‘tiddies’” and yet, sadly, my comment stands at 137 and yours it at 54. The UKposts community really does confuse me.

@@monkeycole8899 ok...

Kuz MonkeyCole88 weird flex

@@djdanid6239 ikr

Ig it didn’t work out for him tho

NoVa Snail when is it not good to have confidence?😂you’re saying it as if he was being cocky

NoVa Snail I honestly hope not all techno blade fans are like this 😬

Bow Hello he never said its not good to have confidence🤦‍♂️ he said it did not work out for him this time, never said anything about having confidence is a bad thing, and your stupid for saying “I hope not all technoblade fans are like this😬” .

@@bowhello9647 we are not, you don't need to worry.

To all the kind people... My mom said if I get *10k* subscribers, she will allow me to do youtube full time. God bless everyone that helps.

Paisley Prescott shut it

Damn. This reply section is full of self advertisers.

@Ilikepats no.

+

wait whyd he say that

heyitsemily he was frustrated and impressed, if i had to take a guess

@@heyitsfrancis1704 He had just lost, it's him admitting to himself that techno beat him

and what’s wrong with that?

AND ADHD dont forget

Yea dream says he can taking advantage about the stress technoblade have because dream himself more confident and relax

IT IS WHAT TECHNO USED FOR "THE POTATO WAR "!!!!

@@lukasdeen6226 techno is fueled by stress

@@user-qb3xb9ym6t it have bad side effect

True that

Depends on how sarcastic it sounds if they say “Techno sucks” probably a dream stan if its, “Imagine being that bad L” probably a techno stan

@@zanderzone2486 he was just joking dude, he too knows how to identify dream and techno stans. Its just that both leave hate comments. However techno stan's comments are sarcastic .

@@shahidtahsildar6962 Ehm, i don't think they're hate comments if it's being sarcastic...

Techno stans are like Asian parents (no offense, I'm Asian myself).