Wow, my first pinned comment!

@@borntogazeintonightskies Damn and this was recent too!

@@borntogazeintonightskies Thank you very much for the time stamps :)

@@Endemion01 😉👍

​@@borntogazeintonightskiesThank you for your service. ✌🏼💚

why are these comments so new?

And it took this to show you that? He should have added simple minded too

@CitizenKane380 his comment doesn’t even imply that he just realized it. Isn’t it funny how people who insult others out of nowhere always seem to use a personal projection 😂 why are you even being hostile in the first place?

@@AF-jx7hz Well Im sorry Mr Sensitive

Trump fine example of idiots voteing. Hill jacks voted for trump!!

Yes. Carlin seems like a wise soothsayer to us today

Jennifer Cruz exactly how i think of it... i dont like most comedians unless theyre smart

So true! Miss his humor!

I would love to see what he would have to say about now. RIP George, hands one if not the best comedians

He is the most brilliant orator I have ever had the privilege to see speak. I was 17 when I heard this and it truly changed my life.

It's sad how intelligence is gone nowadays.

He was not the only person to know Banks and corporations own the country. He just had a mic and a funny way to explain it.

Carlin was a prophet.

Or things just haven't changed that much...

His prophecy is coming home harder every year.

I wish he were

What's cause of death

He would be accused of harassments, disrespect, sexism, racism

@@madspunch what's funny is shows like Family Guy and South park never get accused of such things and yet those shows are largely based around making fun of anything and everything.

@@RobertNES816 thank God! 😁

Found the winner. Uhh, someone volunteer with a ouija board.

It wouldn’t even be a standup show he would just rant about America and how lost we are haha

He'd barf

@@elisabetaeross1454 NOT funny. You speak of things you do not understand. Leave spiritualism to the experts, and the Damned.

Warren Nelson And you’re exactly the type of person he makes fun of.

I wouldnt get bored either clapping ya meat up

If Carlin was around today, he would get cancelled by open minded and tolerant people who want us all to Unite as one.

TED Stand up

Underrated comment

LOL YES

@shadowbot696 Thank you for wording most Ted talks much better than in capable

George, please come back. 2020 needs you.

What you did there, I can see it.

probably cost 700 million dollars to the publishing industry. He is a genius.

@@mytube650 ß

Did you know that the dude who uploaded this is in a band called "draconian?" Search up Draconian-Lustrous Heart. They're a pretty cool band.

🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, humans with brains like his fascinates me. They have the ability to process information differently. I suppose you're just born with it. These humans come in all races and sexes they're beyond fascinating.

I was lucky enough to see him in 1982 when he was on tour to promote his album "A Place for My Stuff" . I still own that album as well as his debut album "Class Clown" (a classic). Yes albums on vinyl. 😅

I live in Karachi,which is in Pakistan. I remember watching American standups and Comedy skits since I was 10 years old and i've been watching American standups,skits and comedy artists since then, for me George carlin has been my most favourite,his observations and views on society and human behaviour are exemplary they are relatable even here in Pakistan,and he is an artist with values and views and was not afraid to say them out loud in a funny way.I always asked my self if I were to be a comedian what kind of a comedian I would be?I would want to be as funny,smart,quick and thought provoking as George

Excuse me he didn’t die, He passed away. 😂

Stig Weard as much as I agree he would have backlash, he would have a decent following.

He would never have a shortage of material, no matter what year

@Stig Weard I think there'd be much more conservative than liberal backlash against him. He would constantly shit on Trump.

@Stig Weard you're delusional. The conservatives today are the same conservatives of 90s, but even more extreme. Same position on religion, on culture and everything. Last time I checked it's the conservatives trying to limit what people can believe in, who they marry, where they can live and identify themselves as.

We don't have this type of guys anymore in Europe, since the 80's. He's just a fucking genius...

Amen!😏

*a joke about the nature of pointless memorabilia* tHiS gUY pReDicTeD sOciAL mEdiA

Nailed it !

Right...Can u imagine what GEIRGE would've said about Selfies🤳, Nudes & 🍆·pix📸 🤣✌

I think longer if not as long as portraits have been a thing. I wouldn't say he predicted it but it is a concept you have has evolved. Like how people think the idea of a selfie is weird, while admiring portraits of famous people. The only difference has been the level of accessibility of being that "portrait" has become my accessible. Those famous people paid famous artists do it it, now I have an app that puts my face on those types of images.

i kinda see it as part of the delivery, sorta “breaking character”

He talks the truth.

All the good 1's R gone. I don't ⌚ the new shows just the old 1's I can find! I do get lucky once in a while!😂❤

@@joantimmons1655 I hope this replacing words with emoji thing doesn't catch on

He was not a standup comedian. He was much rarer and wiser than that - a standup philosopher.

Carlin was good but greatest of all time is a stretch, spent half his shows moaning

Funny part is, his original goal was to be an actor lol

Or would have driven him to suicide...

Twitter and Instagram would have given him so much material it would have caved in and killed him. Imagine Carlin looking at Instagram. Especially after just watching his dissertation on a Cam Corder.

I wish I could resurrect him and set him loose on mobile phones and trump.

Boomers gave him enough material already.

@@benthreadgate5190 why do you think he would care about trump? in this very clip he goes on about how meaningless it is to complain about politicians

Dude , that's pretty accurate !!!

That's just New Yorkers, for you. Great city, great people.

💯!!

Go take a shit on the salad bar at Wendy's!

Totally my little voice.... 😁

And those people paid to get a laugh at their own expense...

👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼

@@nihilist1680 And, most of them don't even realize it.

Joakim Midteng Skaug Because he made us see our own flaws. We all have them. Anyone who can’t laugh at themselves is too uptight.

At least the audience had some thing to think about wend they Left

I'm actually happy he DOESN'T have to see it.

He'd probably be in jail, or cancelled

he'd be cancelled

@@saturnargentavis1901 =🤡

@@nickmendoza8878 You're a clear example of not understanding simple comprehension. PPl would cancel him, its 2022 or are you still living in a bubble?

I was thinking that too and now im disgusted with myself for judging those fuckers and realising I am one of those fuckers. Sorry George ive let you down hahaha

Just imagine his reaction to Instagram. Or the abomination that is Tik Tok.

theres no doubt he died of an neuism at the begining of this He got bitter and preachy in his elder years but "garbage in garbage out"

TODAY! People go on vacation so that their kids can WATCH THEIR FAVORITE MOVIES'N SHOWS. Stay the Heck home, dumb ass_.

@@seantomlinson2505 I’m sure he was the same way. Just because he says it on stage doesn’t mean he agrees with it.

Technologies change, people don't.

He said technology gone berserk. He would've gone on for hours about that today. Technology these days has really gone crazy. People glued to their phones. I know I'm guilty of that.

"@@scottvelez3154 especially when things happen and some news reporter is like, Social media was on fire..."

@JustinBieber you're talking about the greatest comedian of all time

@JustinBieber meanwhile you took your name from someone who already exists

timestamp or gtfo

@@szhzs6121 1:53. You happy now?

That shit was priceless

Hahahaha

@@szhzs6121 if you didnt see it, why are you in the comment section asking for when did it happen? You should really and literally GTFOH

Amen

pent up and refined for decades too

Sounds like my life.

This is not comedy though. I would really like to meet someone who thinks this is funny. What kind of sad boring shithead does it take to think this is funny... on second thought, maybe I wouldn't like to meet them.

@@wokenepali8376 dude where the hell did you come from...what kind of uptight humorless miserable bastard can't hear about 500 people laughing?

His commemorative collection is worth every penny

In here u better say "Imma huge fan as I'm a huge fan" even though your phrase still correct.. The (A) Here much important, it completes the artistic, aesthetic literature of the phrase...simply said: it's its Beauty! ☺✌💚

He is funny though!

Comedy isn't mutually exclusive with sincere social criticism. IMO the greatest comedy is usually simultaneously both. This absolutely is comedy

There are 'comedians' whom I really like to hear talk, Carlin is one of them. He did comedy in it's purest form. I just hoped people would not be so fucking blind to the information available nowadays. So much stuff available and yet most of us learn from the shittiest stuff. Instead of watching news I'd rather watch this, old school music, other type of information channels, mostly related to philosophy, life and nature/animals, and the feeling is hard to explain: you kinda feel more at peace with yourself and feel better, while most look at you crazy for being different. If you feel you got the 'intelligence' and determination for it, search for knowledge. Being open minded and searching for your own path and knowledge is against most of today's societies.

ultrix soma Carlin was ahead of multiple lifetimes.

Ultra, you just find George? Go see ALL HIS STAND Up! You'll appreciate real comedy! Lol, jk I'm being stupid, but Carlin is great! Glad you found him, look up Mitch Hepburn, hes a good one liner stand up!

@Willz __ And he has a pony tail too.

@@Puchuchi747 I think you meant Mitch Hedberg?

@@GastonsExpectorate ty, yes, I always get his last name wrong, I'm so sorry Mitch, rest in peace buddy!

I really expected a strong: "YOU!" there... such a missed opportunity.

He was big enough at this point in his career that he knew the people in his audience were his crowd, like minded people that came to see him. He talked about this in an interview in 2008, he definitely wasn't talking to his crowd here he loved his audience and loved the validation.

it does

@@andromedaiscoming185 yeah, I just thought it was funny thought

He's talking to a Gen X audience. Nothing affects them. Such an inconsequential generation that will be lost and forgotten to time

We just complain and get lazier

We have always been the same. Time has no huge impact on our behaviours.

Okay That's What You Say So Give Carlin More Credit For Thinking Outside The Box Just Think For A Moment...... What If...

TruuuuueeeEeEeEEeeeE

@@hassanalshrif2826 trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeE

hi

Smartphones at least serve a purpose beyond just recording. I could definitely see him complaining about the pervasiveness of modern technology but I doubt he'd put smartphones on the same level as fucking camcorders. I don't know how he'd feel about Snapchat. On the one hand the pic disappears after you view it so it's very in-the-moment, and it's primarily used for sexting so I doubt he'd have a problem with that. On the other hand, it sort of adds to the shortening attention span of modern times. I think he'd be more likely to make fun of Instagram, which has essentially become the new way of taking pictures of anything and everything.

do you even have any idea how old you sound? '...since it's primarily used for sexting' do you enjoy just perpetuating false bullshit that you have no idea about? that's like the rumor-mill tagline parents used about it when it was still in its infancy stage 4 years ago.

And surveillance cameras everywhere.

"Phones that make pancakes and scratch their asses."

He would die one more time

phone addicts everywhere!, he would have died on stage taking on this new generation fuck up!

@@sochenzie8386 Which generation are you referring to?

Too fucking right, and this was long before the Smartphone was commonplace.

@@Metal-Possum i would love to know what he would have said if he knew americans elected trump??

😂

😂😂😂

CNN should get a medal for such a quick response onsite

He would've had a good laugh at that. Then he would've shit on them just for kicks.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

We sort of do, and his name is Bill Burr

Big Mozzarella Almost like we aren’t special and every generation places blame on the two generations before it. Do the best they can and then eventually they will be the generation being told they didn’t do enough. Especially since every generation has had better medical advancements than the ones before it causing them to stay in the workforce longer. As we begin to live longer we also work longer careers, so people aren’t retiring and “getting out of the way “ for the generation below them to ascend as high as they did until later in their respective careers. It’s happened long enough now for where there’s natural order of when people enter and leave the workforce has skipped a beat and there is a log jam at the top.

Sociology and psychology (satire) never go out of style.

Michael Pecarich Health true

Always will be but only get worse and worse.

the unapologetic truth is always refreshing when you're being waterboarded by PC types. "Just believe harder and itll come true! "

Tbh if he were here, I think he’d just go “…. God, nothings changed has it?”

If that were the case, this man would have like 15 or so shows complaining about shit today and he'd still have more things to bitch about.

@@jacksonpalmer7504 yet making it relevant and irresistible to hear✊I wish he was here in 2021

@@2323ketly Same. You know this country has gone nowhere when the shit he said then still applies to present day.

@@jacksonpalmer7504 who would've thunk?

He'd be pissed it's still the same and also probably not too suprised.

He would undoubtedly offend someone and get in trouble,because the babies would cry.I loved George. I hope he's laughing on the other side.💜💜

His material is timeless really, he speaks about underlying truths that have always and will always be true and that is most people are idiots controlled by a small wealthy upperclass. I'm sure he'd rather be dead than be alive now anyway

Jonathan Parnell True that ! Happy holidays to you..✨

He would be shut down and deplatformed for hate speech nowadays. Lol

@kris Masterful performance of George Carlin taken from the show "Back in Town", 1996. PS: George is NOT wearing a ponytail in this video, so just STOP this useless 'argument'. Might want to read the description before you make an arse of yourself that think time uploaded to youtube=time of creation. Which would had been a neat trick, having been dead since 2008.

kris he actually died in 2008

Rabid Squirrel haha crazy

He did a bit on smartphones..

Rabid Squirrel calm down

Alot of us do we just get called crazy at t ge time. Like the time I said Trump was prob gonna run for president. 3 years before he did.. I was laughed at...

I didn’t vote either, I stay home..by the way I have a brown ribbon too!!

He's my favorite realist followed by Denis Leary.

He told black people what to do

He was not educated, not by the system anyway, he dropped out of school in the 9th grade. The intelligence of the man came from having a sharp mind and the ability to see through the bullshit around him.

He saw it coming miles away - why do you think he ain't around today? 😉

@@pHD77 Because he died of natural causes and was old?

@@ReeN1995 nah, that was just his excuse for doing it 😂

3 name changes allowed every 90 days. This was in 1996 tho

It still stands .....it only got smaller

He’s dead.

Joe bless you

@@chriscarr6884 and Joe bless you

@cicloturista Joe bless you

"Run for fun?" What the hell kind of fun is that?

Typical Skateboarder I do. Matter of fact I just did. It’s almost 3 am. I just walked by the skaters at the skatepark and walked s neighborhood looking at the architecture. I do that shit all the time

I WAS JUST ABOUTTA SAY

Lmao

They're older now but they're still bad.

They were given everything (Free college, abundant jobs, cheap abundant housing, PENSIONS), and then voted to take it all away from their children. Sure they were duped by voodoo economics and racism (because they're racist), but they enabled the corporate takeover of American politics and government, the escape from which will take a century barring another true Great Depression or revolution. (that is, if fascism doesn't just up and win in the meanwhile)

@@VigEuth Don't generalize. You don't know every Boomer or how we think. We aren't sheep and we do not have a heard mentality.

Right on!!!

Exactly! Saw him once. Way ahead of his time. I made this vid based on his abortion bit. Check it out! m.ukposts.info/have/v-deo/ZYKHhpqaeJ6Vr4U.html

I agree about that everyone needs to hear him

Snap me too 👍👍👍😜🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿✌️

Until someone gets 'offended' enough so that they convince YT that it is 'hate speech' and then it will be banned. .... I can only try to imagine what Carlin would say today about the professional victims that have increased the number of unenlightened.

The sad thing is every generation becomes more stupid than the next.. Unfortunately they probably won't get him...

Pretty much he said it right here. This is how you know you’re watching timeless comedy. It still applies.

6:05 there you have it

We would never know, George would have been the first guy they kicked off Twitter and YT ...

I wonder what he would say about all these dorks with selfie sticks. People fly half way around on vacation and all they photograph is themselves!

he already said it. those fucking guys with camcorders skipping life. that shit is still happening but worse. He'd make fun of it the same way everyone else does...bunch of pussies too lazy to live their own lives so sit where the cheetos are close and pretend to have them on their computer.

Ralph Anthony Espos same. Looking for this quote.

😂😂😂😂😂

Millennials, lol! He was decades ahead of all others. When your older/know life better, you'll realize his incredible genius. Check back to Carlin when the world around you becomes very confusing! Now you'll say "He was always on the spot"! A LEGEND WAY AHEAD OF HIS TIMES!

he was totally on tune with his day. he was exactly in the right place at the right time.

Wooooooooooo lmao

@STS Tech if George carlin was here He would save us from the stupidity today

Mullet Head, dude!!! I’d love to see him melt some snowflakes!!!! 😂😅

@@jessebudelman We're harder than you, boomer.

At least we have Bill Burr now.

I'm amused by all the idiots in these Carlin threads who are CONVINCED Carlin would've loved trump. It's genuinely funny. Apparently they've never actually LISTENED to Carlin. They just think "har har he's mean just like me har har." No thought whatsoever to the substance of his anger. Idiots.

He once said that his goal with his comedy was to cross lines people didn't like to cross, and to get his audience to cross those lines with him.

They're applauding as if he's not talking about them, as if they don't fit that bill. Well, I find it kinda cowardly.

@@strouty bro don't sit on your high horse and pretend you didn't laugh also. It's perfectly fine to have a sense of humor and laugh at yourself in life. Now you might be right about some of the people in the crowd but certainly not all. Some people don't realize how silly their behaviors and life choices are until a comic like George comes along and shines a light on it from a humorous perspective. ✌🏻

We need more people like him!!!😊😎

😂 Amazing!

I don't think that he would even be on Twitter.

Lol I wonder how many days it would take for Twitter to ban him

Days?

Captain Cartman I hope he would be against it

Captain Cartman he would be banned on Twitter as well as other services, censorship is much worse these days

@Dave Bieleveld Plato warned of it being there (potentially) thirty thousand years ago. Yet everyday we're told it's news.

@@fernandoferreira6293 Thirty thousand years ago? No. Roughly 2,500 years ago, yes. 30,000 is way off.

​@@fernandoferreira629328,500 years off pal we didn't even have the notion of civilization 30k years ago lol.

Same. 🤔

I don't like it because 26 years and we STILL are having the same fuckin problems. No one learned from this man and applied it to make this country good, and we have the corruption in the open and NO charges or justice. Just the same dumb people he wasted his breath about. He was right, people fuckin suck.

Amen

@@allmac7504 I suppose awomen too lmao.

@@pr0fessorz0om68 Who said that stupid shit? Wasn’t it a senator or something?

@@damiangiese-jeanson8874 yeah lol.

@@pr0fessorz0om68 I’m not Christian, but that is NOT the time to make a joke. It wasn’t even a funny joke at that, it came across feministy and pc.

Good job cameraman

Finna

>using greentext outside of 4chan

@@Chaosdude341 ya seething

No they just picked that camera to use .. its multiple cameras recorded at a set zoom

Ah, the shitty, dead meme...

@@bluef1sh926 Found the boomer 👆

Carlin was the "Boomer", before he died.

"These yuppie fucking boomers..."

Wasn't he a boomer too?

Try and be that good 😅

He didn't. America's K12 public education had made most American people idiots. Moreover, almost all American people's brains are full of ideology, which is extremely stupid. So most American people are just idiots with washed brains, but they think that they are the leaders (of the world). This country has no future.

Dave Chappelle did the same thing in his recent stand up comedy special.

@@billking7509 Is that really your "edited" response? Really?

Exactly

Four more years ,😂😂😁😁😀

@L Rodriguez right on mr. Rodriguez

Yup we have dishonest incompetent leader.

@@gustavogamboa4461 okay Gustavo vote for Joe Biden and see what that gets for you you are a sucker if you do that if you were actually illegal legal and you for Joe Biden and see how your well- earned money goes down the toilet and the country goes down the toilet with it then come back and say how happy you are that you voted upon the Democratic line don't be a sucker

I apologize my phone is freaking out on me and I can't use my keyboard there for some things get very distorted because I'm speaking them into the phone so I apologize the whole point I am making is that if you vote for Joe Biden you're going to get something that you really don't want to get be well and strive in life

Wow you really are everywhere

I would love to see him perform. He’s amazing!

God booked him.

I wish i stopped coming across you every video i watch

He's in our hearts

RodHammett95 nahh everyone would be rushing to find his sexual assaults and shits not to mention every word he speaks would be microaggression for SJWs america would ruin him in a second.

Carlin was one of the best comedians ever in my opinion, He was an artist of his time and would have been now. :)

with the SJW and PC standards today, he would never be allowed to perform, I mean just look at the comedy shows at the same time as him like Mad TV, can you imagine them being played on TV today and no one calls them out for homophobia, fat shaming, sexism, racism, etc...

RodHammett95 he had plenty when he was around, but yeah, can you imagine??!

RodHammett95 Subscribe to Blue Husky!

I don't think u get the whole Gest of it ,

Could you imagine what he'd think of it?

I don't think YOU get it, Clarice Petillo.

@H K or worse..... *concerts*

Imagine his reaction to the absolute abomination. That is Tik Tok and it's users.

Not just U mate.. The whole world

yeh same here

Indeed.

YES

@@ZaneT531 nah they're too busy being obedient and somehow prideful slaves.

It would be the truth the world needs to hear.

Boy oh boy tiktokers!!!

I want to hear him on social media for sure.

I could do with a dose of him

@@MG-fr3tn do it

So much to talk about!

Same Bro

but if he was alive today he would fucking hat it

In English please Czeslew.

I miss him to death too. He said everything no one wanted to actually say, he's a goddamn hero.