For me it's how I talk because, reasons lol

+Danny Cam thought i was the only one. Thinking youre the only one cliche. Ding!

The "Me too!" cliché

+The Bark Night Ding!

Lots of discount CinemaSins. Ding!

took me the whole 22 years of my life to realize tim burton made a planet of the apes🤦🏾‍♂️

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Fun fact: Mark Whalberg was originally set to star in Ocean's 11, that was filmed at the same time as this film, but due to his commitment to this film, he backed out of it, and Matt Damon took over his role in Ocean's 11.

@@IferGanomer Thats not a fact, and its not remotely fun. Fun Fact: your mom got an std at the same time she was impregnated with you thats a fun fact

Not trying see monke business 🤮

Hey, the senator's make up is the best one in the whole movie

Nightmare before Christmas

Dylan Mcist Touche. XD

Emily Haraldsen Batman (1989), BeetleJuice, Batman Returns, Frankenweenie, Mars Attack

@chnadler That was before he met and fell in love with Johnny

but with Helena Bonham Carter thou

Day month year makes way more sense.17/12/16 or 12/17/16.

***** LOL

I like to think of it as shortest on the left and longest on the right. Day/Month/Year

jazzysocksdude Isn't Month/Day/Year shortest to longest? 1-12/1-31/1-99 After all, you can have a date like 22/6/01 with the DD/MM/YY system.

Dylan Abela Please explain why that makes more sense.

Haven't you seen the original film? it happens in that too.

Why? Idiot dog owners do that daily. Nothing ewww about that? WOW!

We furries thought it was hot.

sshza11 nah that’s disgusting. You see the dog licking it’s asshole then the other letting the dog lick their face

Mark Wahlberg and Estella Warren kind of make a cute couple.

Anal is bad, okay.

It's true, we are.

Mikk Martínez You do mean the Gregorian calendar, right? The one that over half the world uses?

LoL

Our 'non-American calender' (I am Birtish) makes more sense. Days/Months/Years, as in the order of smallest to biggest!

The chimp had to pay attention in class to make it through training, while all Marky Mark needed to do is leave his collar open to get through academy.

Facts! Red Dragon for example..

Agreed. I loved this film and seen it in theaters!

John James used to race. Now they think that they’re actual critics.

Absolutely pissed myself xD

It surprises me too they haven't done any of the Star Wars episodes yet.

***** Star Wars is far to easy and Mr. and Mrs. Smith was actually a pretty good movie with only a single major plothole with most technology being in the realm of possibility and the main characters not coming out unscathed in major brawls.

Not even Episodes 1-3? They're most likely going to save those until the new Episode comes out. Remember, there's a pattern with their releases, they released Transformers Revenge of the Fallen and Dark Side of the Moon when Age of Extinction was coming out, they released this one (and hopefully Rise of the Planet of the Apes) since the Dawn of the Planet of the Apes is coming out.

There is a pattern when it fits, it doesn't explain Chronicle the like. But Star Wars fans have already done all the work for him, not only that to truly pick it apart he'd have to be familiar with lore of the universe. Because then everything to do with the force you can call bullshit on. Also a lot of bullshit has been explained away by diehards who are trying to salvage the first 3 in their heads.

4thot Probably, but 6 movies is still a lot of work.

Agreed. Even Taylor from the original film said "we will be running this planet in 6 months!"

You forgot, Whhaaa, America is so stupid, Whaaa. why can't they conform to our standards... Whhaa F America... Whaaa..... (insert European Country here) is so much better with far superior people to the Stupid, Fat, Lazy Americans... Whaaa.... Murica Sucks,,, Whaa... Europeans are the Master Race... Whaa Whaa. In all Seriousness though, with all that is going on in the world, or better things they could be doing, they whine about a Fucking Calendar, here let me upgrade it to Year/Month/Day 20140701 and tomorrow 20140702, see now you just have to keep adding to the number till the date rolls over to the next month. then it will be 20140801.

***** Sadly, man will fight over any pitiful and pathetic thing, so it would not surprise me. I mean Damn, the Calendar is such a Major Issue in the world, for get everything else.

I agree. So many people getting hung up on a damned calendar.

It's a vital issue, nothing else more important going on in the world then the format of a Calendar.

***** In a few years? Man that shits been going on for decades. Humans feel the need to be special - EVERY HUMAN - and the things we do to sometimes secure that notion is fucking hilarious. Faith in humanity has been lost.

+madmccarter It's a America centric movie and the ship is obviously American and ran by Americans so yeah a non American calendar is out of place.

Im pretty sure that the Nasa is using the metric system and therefor probably also uses the international order of date for their system.

actually, I think a lot of Asian countries use the year-month-day format.

America isn't the only country that uses that format. In fact, the DDMMYYYY format is available and used, if only partially, to one third of the entire population.

+halofornoobs93 wait what, your claim is just....wrong, plain and simply wrong, in fact only a tenth of the quantity of population that uses exclusively DMY uses exclusively MDY which btw is the most stupid way. Just FYI MDY is also 5 times less used than YMD.

What's up Jax?

You have to keep up with the competition.

there is a new pota movie coming out, look it up.

is that your actual body?

yeaaaaa

no, you tell them the day of the week. "What day is it my good sir?" "Why, it's Thursday, of course."

I usually tell them it's a Tuesday, whether it's a Tuesday or not.

That's what happens when you listen to words instead of sentences. The sin is that the American ship was supposed to have an American calendar. Use your brain more often, and maybe you won't get butthurt as much.

Semyon Galtsev that never even occurred to me, actually.

Fuck Canada

@@MaCabaret No, fuck you

The best people are the ones chilling in the background with a beer, meanwhile the world argues and goes to shit 😂

Isn't Canada low-key high-key under Britain

So is Shang Tsung. Your soul is mine!

Please would someone explain why day/month/year is logical? It's absolute shit for organizing files, and it's counter to every other measurement system out there (imperial or metric). The American way actually makes sense if you think about it from a filing perspective. Granted, I like the year/month/day method better.

It is logical. just not YOUR logic.

chronnotrigg the american one doesn't make more or less sense than the other one. It's just a matter of being used to it. For Europeans the American calendar feels like it's backwards and vice versa.

chronnotrigg Because most of the time you know what year it is. So it start wit the day. What day is today? You look at the calendar - tadaa first of July. If we put numbers on the system where day is 1, month is 2 and year is 3 when we take a look at US gradation is like 2,1,3. The rest of the world is 1,2,3. You got my point?

chronnotrigg Actually tou are right. I'm from europe and I'm used to dates in format d/m/y but come to think of it all files on my computer are organized with y/m/d format :D

+tactictoe Because the Americans say so?

+tactictoe Because if the day was the most important then you would just say the day of the week. When you're talking a bout a date that is farther out than just one or two weeks, then the month becomes more important.

+waltereg0 If the date is more important (which it is), then you would say the DATE not the day of the week (example Friday). What more importance does the month have over the day? The day changes sooner than the month. Do you need to be reminded first of the month than of the day (that changes every 24 hours in comparison to a month)?

I also like to read the time the American way.It is currently 38m 20h and 40s on the 9th month, 8th day of 2015. It's a little crazy and confusing, but I like to be different

+tactictoe I would prefer to read it from the least to the most specific, so, in my perfect world, it would be Year/Month/Day, but since nobody uses that I will die slightly more unhappy T_T But yeah, it makes no f*cking sense to me to mix it in the american way... Why the hell the Month come before the day which comes before the year?? And let's not even get started on their metric system!!!!! hahahaha

And someone needs to read a book about the proper use of capitalization.

*european calendar.

The Roschan The British invented time, everyone knows that.

The Roschan*everywhere but china and America calendar.

1) It's not British. 2) Because the ship is American.

Semyon Galtsev NASA uses metric.

Avatarblackwolf I'll have to check it out.

Avatarblackwolf That's cool.

+Avatarblackwolf This one actually sticks to the book.

Seriously..?? What ISN'T a waste of time when you're eight?? Maybe you should try watching it again (now that you're, "like", 12 years old lol). I'm not saying it's a good movie, I'm just saying that an eight year old is hardly qualified to make a useful judgement. I think you're still not much older than eight, given your irritating and immature use of the word "like", when it's not necessary. Let me correct your sentence for you: "I remember watching this movie when I was eight and thinking "well that was a waste of time." There we go!! That wasn't so hard was it! :)

In other words, you're just a 25 year old kid who isn't familiar with the original?

PrettyBoy23 I think Helena Bonham Carter came up with an explanation that makes some sense: Thade stole Leo’s ship.

@句丹句句と 尺ヨ尸卞丹尺 basically it works like this There's earth, and there's this "ape" planet If you travel from the earth's future, you arrive at the ape past, and if you travel from the ape's future, you go to earth's past, and it works if you switch the times as well, if you travel from the earth's past, you get out on the ape future and vice versa. What happened is that Pericles got in first, so he landed last, Leo goes in right after, landing earlier than Pericles, and the crew goes in last, only to arrive at the planet's past. Then at the end, Thade is able to get Leo's ship, study and repair it to use it and arrive at the earth's past, changing everything on the earth's history. Hope this helped explain

@@afonso.d.v.rodrigues "Thade is able to get Leo's ship, study and repair it" He could barely understand the gun.

@@dibbidydoo4318 ​ @V4R3LA YT You're telling me that a lone military ape, who lives in a world that views what we call science as "sorcery", was able to study and repair the ship? Keeping in mind that that Thade was trapped in the ship's control room with no food or water, how long do you suppose it took him to figure out the ship before dying of starvation? The ship crashed nose first and was totaled. It's nuclear, so it still had power, but how did he get the ship dug out to turn it around for launch out of the atmosphere, all while still being locked in the control room with no knowledge of science, food, or water? Supposing he was able to accomplish all of this, how did he go back thousands of years in Earth's history and populate (single-handedly) the world with humanoid apes without being brutally destroyed by Genghis Kahn, for a start? I really really enjoyed the movie for what it was, but truthfully, it was written very poorly.

If that's your only problem with the movie, then you've apparently never seen nor heard about the original.

I know, it's just that they both happen to upload their content within a few minutes of each other

ROFLCOPTER195 Yeah, it's pretty suspicious... *dramatic music*

I was wondering the same thing.

They're friends. Both have appeared in each other's videos at least once. They probably agree on the same movie when they're going to release a video

Screen Junkies is lame. The only good thing going for them is Hal, but they are too stupid to realize it. Assholes

This movie was itself a remake.

GeorgeMonet That's my point. There's so many remakes of movies that half of them are forgotten.

It's remakes/reboots like this that are the reason for multiple reboots.

VanTX89 They need to just take the time and come up with new ideas. I'm so done with movies... also why I love this channel lol.

BLTspace That would be nice for a change. I've mentioned it before, it's kinda hard to come up with new ideas when everyone else is doing the same thing. People are used to familiarity so sticking with the formula is the safest bet.

:) In the end, we're all the same and that's what matters; if only we all looked deep enough. 7/2-2/7-2014. ❤️

RedJasmine Tea YYYY-MM-DD hh-mm-ss > ALL

Respect for others > Date format.

RedJasmine Tea Third world war will start over the date format!

Which one and why?

Sounds kinky.

I that movie, humans are clearly able to organize and they can swim, while the apes can't get close to water because if they get too deep, they'll drown and die... Jee... I wonder how I could escape the tyranny of the apes on a planet they can't get near something that covers 71% of its surface... the premise of the movie makes no sense and it's full of plotholes. I noticed most of them when I watched it for the first time even though I was high...

They are American scientists using a British calendar the reason it's a sin is that they are American not british

Great. Have fun with that...

DamnImFancy You realize that Scientists and Nasa don't use the "American measurment" systems right?

If you actually wanted more movies based off Tim Burton's peace of shit then you are the true sin to the planet of the apes franchise.

Joseph Romero This was a good movie. I enjoyed it greatly. plus i love marky mark.

Basically the only movie by him I think is good.

I do like Mark Walberg a lot actually, I just don't like this movie.

There was supposed to be a sequel to this version of PotA, but the movie did not get received very well by critics and the general public. Plus, Mark Walberg was doing other movies, so the sequel never happened.

As well as Helena's character. Also those two male actors helped a lot. Tim was excellent, he was ruthless and posdobly in love with the senior daughter.

A new evil coalition is forming.

Yes thought it was coincidence first time round. Now however...

YES! NOT TO SOUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON, but I've been noticing this for ages, and I used to think they were possibly the same person, trolling us all by making two really successful videos out of one movie, and I would always comment but I don't think there was much crossover between their audiences. Now though, I think it's just likely that they pick topical movies (i.e a new Planet of the Apes movie is coming out so they both made a video about it) and there is a large amount of coincidence)

ScreenJunkies sucks.

Ashwin Sridhar lol...

It didn’t, the ending was loosely based on the ending to a comic book and he was given shit for it

Yeah, I'm really thrilled to be the part of this bandwagon! Hurray!

#TeamMonthDayYear #Therightway #Getanedumacation

Jordan Jacobaon AKA Team #MakesNoSense

Matthew Prouty #Britscantcalandar #makesperfectsense #Freeforever

Was thinking the exact same thing.

They might do the other ones too

This is the most famous bad Apes movie. Did anyone actually see the old sequels? They pick movies based on what would get the most views.

I thought that was already implied. I don't really mind seeing two different comedic analyses of horrible movies in one day.

I think they decide to do some movies that they both want to do at the same time so neither is accused of copying.

When someone asks you what day it is, you're still going to end up saying something like "The 5th."

Mey Rin But then something like 9/11 pops up and there is going to be quite a bit of people that are not sure whether does it mean 11.9.2001 or 9.11.2001. Because why the fuck not.

SaberToothTiger Except 9/11 is event that has used that as its name. You would have to had been living under a rock to not know what they meant.

I call bonfire night 5/11. 5th November.

@@nerevarxeph what they mean by 9/11 is does that mean 9th November or 11th of September. It is a date that happens every year.

I also really liked this movie. I watched it many times simply because of the set design and the makeup is awesome. You don't see this in Hollywood anymore. It's all CGI crap, no Artistry left. You can do anything on a computer these days, but it takes a real artist to make people look this way.

I saw this in theaters and it was awesome. Also, Matt Reeves did an amazing job on his prequel trilogy. Dawn was my favorite.

@@flightofthebumblebee9529 Rise and Dawn were really good, War was beautiful looking but really boring and generic story - plus it ended on what was supposed to be a bittersweet moment but instead just left a really sour taste

@@vdgitaliano WHat do you mean? rise could not be made without super hight quality CGI

Or ounce, mile, inch, pound (as a measurement of weight, not currency), feet, truck, cell phone.....

We use miles in Britain mate...

Jared Davies But don't they generally use kilometers?

NinjaToad Nope, they do on mainland Europe I think, but all road signs in Britain use miles. Sometimes they use feet and yards, but sometimes metres too. The problem with the British system is not the metric system or the imperial, it's the fact we use both. Somebody will tell you how tall they are, and depending on how you measure your own, you're gonna have to do some maths to work out how tall they are compared to you. One example among many, but it illustrates the point.

Futbol and soccer are both names for the sport association ball. Soccer is a closer abbreviation than futbol.

It's Tuesday love.

You maniacs! You marked them up! Damn you...Damn you all to hell!

War, war never changes...

everything changed when the fire nation attacked on Monday...

***** RIGHT SIDE!

How about Off-Road?

BlazinVoid Please, no roads. Hovercar FTW!

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Olivia Reddy Yes

Planet of the cgi

bongformer sluys You’re thinking of the newer movies. The Tim Burton one had apes that were all people in makeup, some of the best Practical effects Hollywood has ever seen.

@@SuperWorldJumper yes i in know it was a joke. The old one is cool

Duh.

@@SuperWorldJumper This is what I don't understand. This movie had all practical affects.

Than*

no? Canada and China (and some other countries) use the "american calendar" as well

We.. are a really wierd country...

it actually used to be america too until they decided to be hipsters

And, Japan uses YYYY-MM-DD, which is actually more practical.

I laughed so hard I started coughing from that comment!

Brother, did you really just say "give me aids?"

Pool's closed, suckah.

Why would he do that? he doesn't notice things that are good, like how they partially got it right by putting Hitler in the "everything ever". Hitler's speech was the very first signal to be sent into space, so the fact that all of the footage they used was from that and later should have been a neutral sin. they did only use three-four video clips, so it was a sin. and everyone else already mentioned the calendar.

Dude. . . why are you racist to Americans because we do stuff differently? We don't make fun of you because you use kilos and Celsius

Karsten Osecheck we also think stupid the fact that americans don't use kilos and celsius. like, everyone else

GUilherme junior Yea but what is wrong with doing stuff differently? Hmm

"What's wrong with doing stuff differently" Only this. All of the principles of Maths, Physics, Chemistry and other sciences, every formula that applies to real things, uses a system of measurement called SI Units. These include seconds, metres, kilograms, mols, etc. Any quantity can be expressed as a combination of the seven SI Units: for example, momentum is in units of kilogram metres per second, or second Newtons, depending on personal preference. To my knowledge, there is one "developed" country in the WHOLE WORLD that doesn't use SI Units. In fact, a multimillion dollar space probe was once destroyed because someone assumed the numbers they'd been given were in Newtons, the SI Unit of force, not pounds. Guess which country that is? But if you insist on using your illogical, outdated systems of Fahrenheit, miles, pounds and, of course, MMDDYY, go ahead. Just remember, the rest of the world is quite capable of leaving you behind if we have to :)

Why don't you make like a defenceman and get the puck outta here?

Yeah and the US calendar has logic also

what logic? Not to mention it's bloody confusing.

flukybigdog no it doesn't. Ascending or descending would make more sense than randomly put.

Just because it doesn't decrease or increase in size doesn't mean it doesn't make sense. Its prioritized. There's 365 days so the date of the day isn't specific, a month is more specified.

flukybigdog So by your logic you should put the year at the beginning as it is more "specific", yet you put the order of importance in Month Day Year... because logic -_-

Dude how much americans being irrationally angry ,about small things that other countrys doing, every country has some smart asses, wich think they are better :D

The Flying Spaghetti Monster they are spelled the same.

It seems that you are painfully unaware of spelling "non-British" to be judgemental about others' language skills, zombie pig.

Di, k i probably have changed it by now. and you need to see some of these people. there are 'British' people down there that legit spelled calendar 'calander', 'callender','calndars', and 'calender'. a Calender is the rolling part of a paper machine, not a way to figure out dates.

ZomifiedHam, Good on you. Now for your punctuation and/or capitalisation...

Also, you do realize that for most of these non-British non-American people English isn't A first language. Just because a lot of people know how to speak it, doesn't mean they can spell it.

I'm impartial, I often use both, but I usually hear it as "July 1st, 2014" and think of 7-1-2014. I guess it doesn't really matter. Sidenote: Fuck the imperial system

Why is it more logical?

its a U.S. movie i guess

Oh piss off moron.

janet jacksom

jackson*

Been a while since I’ve seen you. Love your videos

Dr Shaym She is better looking than Michael Jackson ever was... And she wasn't a child predator.

It's not just Europeans- Canadians use metric too

***** millions and span over a decade? We'e talking about swapping day and month not switching from Standard to Metric.

Congratulations! No one cares... the Americans who USE this shitty system don't complain about it nearly as much as Europeans, Europeans like to talk about how much better than they are than everybody else, specifically Americans. Even 'Muricans aren't this self-indulged.

***** You got a good point there. Ya'll can keep complaining about the Imperial system but it's not going to change, at least not anytime soon, it's just how it is.

Aidanio there are like *four* counties in the world who still use imperial

He has children?

They probably only want to do well-known movies. The only time I've ever heard of Citizen Kane was on Friends when two characters where complaining about how boring it is.

ChakatBlackstar That was the joke: criticizing a movie that is deemed the greatest of all time. CinemaSins definitely needs to do that movie!

musicalnotextr Ah...that would've been funnier if you'd used the actual greatest movie of all time, Serenity.

Yes...it was hokey. About the only good thing in this movie was Estella Warren... and no, not for her acting ability.

The monkey brob sayd that because he is a dick to humans and that mark touched him

If only us and china use it, we'll guess what. Those are the two most populated countries in the world and most powerful countries

ScalmorTheViking How is the US the second most populated country? Not to mention Russia would fucking dominate you in a war (pew pew shots fired here comes the 'Murica hate)

Lewis Greaves nice try russian, get back to drinking vodka!

Lol America, they just hate communists so much they have to be the most different

1Finston Dude your wrong. More people use the "American" calendar than the "british one" , but more nations use the british one. Those nations united still represent a smaller portion of the world population than the big ones that use the "American" calendar format. Also as technology advances the "American" format will eventually replace the "british" format as American companies continue to indirectly onto consumers worldwide push the format when signing up for their services and products.

+allhiphop reviews It really doesn't matter either way. It makes sense to you or me because that is what we are used to.