3:31 😂

@@Harris9696 I would put the kid into adoption😂

Definitely 47:04 the guy literally says to stay still but just runs anyway at the end it just seems funny to me😂😂

1:42 from so far 😭😭😭

Plenty of people got hurt in this video so that we can be more careful hahah.

Yeah, he did almost just die. Or have an arm or both arms amputated. This is why we ALWAYS without fail put an extra redundant jack(s) under the vehicle.

@@kevkyle123 🤪

@@kevkyle123 You are a complete MoMo

He almost looked disappointed

WAS THAT THE TRUCK BITE OF 23?! (Iykyk)

I'm glad I finally saw it; I've seen stills of the end result. I hope they gave a copy of the dashcam footage to everyone involved so they can try to explain it to their insurance companies!

I wonder what the cops first thought when coming to the scene 😂

It was at this moment he knew he fucked up.

That's why I started watching this compilation. I watched that 3 times to figure it out.

​@@username_login_passwordyou might wanna visit Russia - such parking everywhere 😅

At first I was like "He's not really gonna blame it on her, is he??". - But then I realized, this is an ongoing thing. She probably always manages to do stuff like this.

7:18 his day was going good and it just went down hill lol

Distracted driving at its finest!

There couldnt be better driving than this!!

Probably a sleepy driver. Overworked, sleep-deprived truck drivers are one of the main causes of truck accidents.

Steering wheel either fell off or dude really hated his in-laws house

And it looks like it was on sale!

Maybe she set it up 😂😂

His daughter is like "shit I'm screwed" 😂

Even if she did set it up he could have said that this set up wasn’t a good idea and help her move it somewhere else

Nah, that's a "of course on the first swing" mood.

@@sarahrivers8341 move it where bruh that's a small garage

It’s because people keep having intercourse….

there are 8 billion of us 😭😭😭

Darwins law taking its sweet time to kick in… 😂

The day there is no electricity 99% of us will take that forever nap😅

I'm in a power outage right now... I'm prepared tho.😂 And we're too dumb to stop breeding anyway. 😂 But someday when the last smart person dies. Power outages will be deadly!😂😂

I know this boy hes from that video called I don't wanna wear my stupid jacket

40:55

For real, that's not a fail, it's a 100% perfect emergency landing.

Fr

Yeah.. I guess we could definitely say " PROPS TO HIM"!..🛩️...🤭

think we need another round for those drivers who somehow saw it and got the heck out of the way. i aint watching the skies behind me while i drive to know to clear a lane

he fixed the problem the other way around by that i mean not being more careful

Pretty sure his wife is not as tall as him. From her point of view, it does not represent any problem and aesthetically it looks good 🤣

Ya think? 🤔 Duh! 🙄👎

But it was last

Bro told that plant

What the fuck was that?

yeah unfortunately its not the fault of creators that they have to add all the voice over stuff. youtube has started striking channels for using other videos because its not actual content.

Ahh not complying with fair use ? The "HAHAs" subtitles were enough@@ThomasIversen-xz6vb

​@@ThomasIversen-xz6vb yeah

​@@ThomasIversen-xz6vbyoutube actually doing something right? thats rare

There are still some who pan away right when it happens like from 3:13 to 3:16.

I’m not a roofer but that sounds terrifying I hope he was ok

Yeah they should NOT Have picked him up right way.

I’m not a roofer. But I wouldn’t put all my harness on and not connect it to an anchor

I have a feeling the person recording turned away during the fall because he had a feeling there was a high chance he wouldn't survive.

@@billbillson6779 I was worried about that too when they lifted him up so fast like "uhhh no you probably wouldn't want to"

Wonder where he gets the clips

Good stuff in this compilation.

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed" ~ Carl Jung

They are bad at driving

​@@imsentinelprime9279they're part of one of the biggest content licensing agencies and have the right to use these user-provided clips.

Looks like squirrel haha

With that reaction that better have been the murderous rabbit from Monty Python lol

I'm in tears 😭 too hey

@@siyandanqiwa9171 exactly

That animal probably had rabies.

im glad someone said it

No but God was there

hi friend, have a nice day 😍😍

I read this comment literally as that clip was playing and was like what the fuck did I just watch lol

yeah that that is scary as f

Looks like Russia, they were probably all too wasted on Vodka to use common sense.

Also that "shake it off" pat on the backs...

Yes that was also my first thought. I helped at the fire brigade for a while. If you fall from such a high you risk breaking your neck. This is particularly dangerous because in that situation you might not even notice it and start moving your head by your self. But moving your head can be extremely dangerous in that situation since a major part of your Nervsystem is locate in your neck. So if you move your head and have a broken neck, you may damage these nerves permanently and at best be unable to move anything except your head from now on or straight away just die. So if you see somebody fall from such a hight tell them to NOT GET UP and NOT MOVE THEIR HEAD and slowly bring them in the recovery position while constantly supporting their head making sure to NOT TILT OR TURN THEIR HEAD and wait until an ambulance arrives. They will have something that I know as a "stiff neck" which is a special piece of plastic put around your neck to ensure that you don't move your head untill they can be sure that you didn't break anything.

99% that one is staged. You “conveniently” don’t see the fall *and* don’t see the roof anymore after the “fall”. The guy on the roof didn’t fall.

Still doesn't explain how the massive recoil jump happened

im just imagining how the heck hes gonna explain this to his boss! 😂

Fr so crazy how he’s up there like that

They told Costanza he wasn't Penske material. They were right.

@@zepplinkiwigamer8217 Looks like the wheels fell in the deep ditch yet managed to climb out onto the driveway a bit further down the road. That would create a big bounce, apparently a very big one.

This really did look more painful. I can't stop watching but I have to get some work done

No Pain No Gain

I agree! These are normally funny. I only laughed at one clip. Most looked like someone ended up extremely hurt.

​@@SunInOz_Menagerieit's just the way life is

Everyday that goes by our future looks worse!🥴🤯

the scene its very mortal for eyes

@@francesco-97 Maybe not much if paint is water soluble,and i think it is.She should hurry in bathroom and wash her ayes many,many times,shouldn;t waste her time screaming like that,it's anoying and also screaming doesn't help u nothing.

This is the best one - almost thought it was staged and if so, perfect execution…if not, even better!

@@TheSRBgamer63A scream can also be a way to call for assistance if there was anyone else in the house.

It's staged. Painfully obvious that it is staged too.

You just shook hands with danger, sport

He almost "just died" like someone who slams the back of there head on a desk or table coming out after reaching to grab something. He'd have needed to have his neck between the bed and frame to accomplish that. And the bulk of his torso and the tire would have prevented that. Truck beds are large and gangly but still only like 200lbs. I have removed and replaced truck beds alone without lifting tools. His video is great example of why you don't trust lifting things on a floor jack with a 3ft vertical pole. He basically made an even sketchier version of a hi-lift jack aka suicide jack.

I am him

@@AUSTINFRILOUX Cherry picker and some chain goes a long way with awkward lift and hold. Ultimately though, never trust a $0.10 rubber o ring with life or limb.

Been there, and the casual commenting on it is just the realization that you effed up. Getting upset won't fix anything, and hopefully he knows what not to do next time.

It's like he didn't know they have batting cages you could go to lol

Right

Mad respect. Her inner monologue was like " I shall not dishonor my clan! WAAGH!"

She's sooo lucky she didn't get crushed between the car and the house 😣

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She probably thought it was just rolling and could slow it a bit to reduce damage.

Yeah you're right! But tell the truth,in certain situations you might respond in a thoughtless way sometimes 😂😆😅

Could've been a real bad fracture, he's blessed

Seriously that was the worst one

It looked like a freaking compound fracture

A lot of them are. There is a shocking amount of people in this video that were inches/seconds away from death or permanent disability.

a miracle? what in gods name was that imbecile doing in the middle of the intersection? if you have to cross the road do it where it's the shortest way. the crash only happend because he was standing in the way and the car couldn't drive in the turn properly. ( not saying it was too close for comfort and i would def. have waited considering the road behind that truck was empty..)

That was 'my soul left my body' moment.

that recoil tho

Yeah, got too distracted 😂

I have just now realized fat girls can make it look good too...

@@America-ev4rkwhat chu mean

Dressing like that in public should be an offence

No im crazy

No :)

I had the same question

No

No

it's staged

​@@harpgrewal8203Ah yes, literal free permanent blindness is staged

I really hope so.@@harpgrewal8203

🤣🤣🤣☠️😂😂

the echo too...

I was looking for this comment, could not agree more!

RIGHT??? I thought what did you THINK would happen when you threw that thing down!!!

@@raquelwelch8996 THANK YOU! SOMEONE WHO AGREEES

Amen

How many of them need dental work after?

They each get a taste of their own medicine

I bought those exact treats for my dog once, and I always thought about trying one lol Maybe I will next time.

The best part is, his wife rushed out to help him and she slipped on the ice. She landed right on top of him. 😂

Noo wayyy where is that parttttt

That was freaking hilarious 😂. The flowers flew into the door 😂 I think I rewinded that like 10 times.

By the looks of it, the mom might not neither...

@@fetchstixRHD 😆 😆

Fucking spot on. He launched a preemptive attack on his Mom 😂😂😂

Don't worry. It was staged lol

@@clubbedsandwich1128 It was?? That's disappointing if so. But, at the same time, probably a very good thing for that kid!

He’s not stopping

every time i see those clips i keep thinking about the "extended version" variety there is on live leak

not for a long time for sure.....

Mom was an idiot for holding a roller pan in one hand and a brush in the other hand while standing on a ladder!

@@magnitudefallout3944 On what now?

@@brianparramore Also for being so jumpy for no real reason. I'm suprised she hasn't jumped at something and gotten run over yet

The sheer 2 brain cells

Fr😊

As I saw it, she was totally out of options. Not fast enough to get inside and stop it, but didn't want the car to hit a person's house on the job. What I saw, looked like desperation. Only one option left, and she took it, no matter how much everyone knew it wouldn't work

Not really

well... if it was my house. i would forgive her x)

It might be a "fail" by the plane or its mechanics, but the pilot is great.

Thought the same

ikr, pulling that landing in between two rows of high voltage power lines onto a busy road is impressive.

Just like in GTA

*_California_* ... 🤣

Unfortunately the guy in his office screaming didn't make it. The squirrel that got in murdered him.

Same with the cat guy. Taken down by that small cat. @@darkwingduck3477

@@darkwingduck3477 Lol. It reminds me of a Bill Burr bit about women who marry panicky men.

Clearly several died and others were injured in life altering ways

And ppl nearly dying

​@@laurencedewaide4175 Thats the best part

I'm a laugh like a maniac and if I'm hurt it's a strange combination of pain reactions and laughter lol

Agreed! IMO everyone should aspire to be either "laugh at your poor decision" guy or "stop and think about how you got there" girl. No one wants to be "pretend nothing happened" man...

Right?!?! I'd never had believed it if I hadn't seen it!

Until you get bill for repairs on the house, lol

@@Kragatar second that

That's not the best part of that clip. The best part of that clip is that whoever the tow truck driver that shows up for that is he has the best "that's nothing check this out" story of all time

pretty awesome, but the bills… not so much 😂

Lol

Nah, that was the Chomp of '23 😂

Shinkansen to the throat 😂

Yeah, there were definitely a few videos that were NOT "fails" or funny, and someone was extremely lucky to not have gotten killed.

It's appaling what people will put on for views. Failarmy used to be funny when I was a teenager, this is fucking sociopathic tbh.

Fr bros good at his job

Yeah. I'm not sure I'd even call that a fail. That was about as good of a save as he could have gotten.

8:58

Putting in cartoon sfx over it with my mind has me ended.

8:15 - what th was that guy so hysterical about?? A squirrel?? He was that frantic over a freakin squirrel?? He must've heard a lot of recent stories about squirrels in their area having rabies or something for him to have gotten that freaked over a squirrel?? Otherwise, it's not like he was dealing with a crocodile or deadly venomous snake or something, it was a squirrel. So either the squirrel had rabies or that guy just had taken some trip-out drugs or something.

@@alvexok5523 Sciurophobia , and your very dumb if you dont think that people have phobias even from smallest animals or situations

​@@alvexok5523Ha, from what I've read it's very rare for squirrels to have rabies. Now, if that had been a *bat* maybe I could understand 😂

@@ct92404 Yeah, I'd hate to see how he'd react to a bat if he reacted like he did to a squirrel. He was most likely just really tweaked out

That was a squeaky scream.

🤣

I presume the emergency number was called before insurance company, and I assume all calls began by saying "You're probably not going to believe this but..."

Honestly, Being someone who works in insurance, it probably won't be the weirdest thing they ever heard.

6:07

Someone once claimed a full size tree was "new..."

no point in freaking out afterwards haha just count blessings.

dmt

guardian angels are real man. i was in a head on collision going over 40 mph and it felt like we were going less than 5 mph. car was nearly totalled but my mom and i quite literally felt nothing but a slight jolt from the impact and that was it. there are powers that be that want us alive

@@spimbles Nope, you just got lucky. Don't count on that imaginary stuff

@@spimbles 💯

Survivor bias, they aren't going to show the times when the pedestrians got splattered..

She's trying to jump over the sensor that tells the door to go up if something is under it.

lmao i’ve done the garage door one before lmao

@@MightyJoxam85 I know, but she could have crouched while taking huge steps over the sensor.