Exactly, she starts screaming 😱 her butt off freaking the guy and the dog out and then insists that she didn't do anything.

After he himself screamed...

I dunno why but that clip made laugh so hard I could barely catch my breath

He was doing helicopters in his recliner before she ever made a sound. Nice try, but the man was the emotional wreck in this one.

Women are ridiculous

Couple of big dumbasses 🤣

What the hell was that? 😂 She looks at the floor and starts screaming... imagine driving and she is next to you

The dog has more intelligence than those two combined.

She has problems, that wasn’t normal. So freaking annoying.

The first two replies I didn’t send. After I calmed down I wrote a 3rd one. Wtf was that 🤦‍♂️

Right? 😆😆

that ladder looked like it was rated for about 50 pounds max.

And who stands _right next_ to someone climbing up a ladder and doesn't grab on it to help steady it? I think there's some ugly history between Mr Greenshirt and ... his father???

He said I'm not satisfied, try again

And was that FLOUR?!?! You're supposed to use baking soda, but that looks like a bag of flour!

@@panicmosem5969 yeah, dont use flour xD shit burns.

That was 10x worse than putting a wet tea towel on it. If you're rummaging through your cupboards to find something random to throw on a fire, you have already begun the process of freaking out.

I'm surprised the glass lid didn't shatter.

Yeah idk how they thought it was going to go lol.

Such a waste even the Father looked at her annoyed like what the heck.

I mean they treat women like paper weights in these islamic nations then expect them to not be stupid. They prolly beheaded her in town square or some barbaric shit.

You must be hungry 🙂

@@acehandler1530 bigkidnow has a food addiction and stares at other people's plates, sad 🤢

In imbeciles.

​@@jayvander5853the guy panics, jumps out of his chair and faceplants while yelling "WHAT", it's like he expects the Russian mafia to come for him. That's what scared the woman, her screaming is the most understandable thing in that clip...

Them swearing constantly tells you how many IQ points are in that room. The dog is the smartest one in that room.

@@peterfoldvari1329 No, the guy tried to turn around to see what the dog was maniacally barking at, then accidentally fell and then the woman immediately starts hysterically screeching over and over again like an absolute banshee for no reason. Then he reacts thinking she's seeing something he's not and only says "What" _after_ her screaming. Then she acts incredulous as if she didn't do anything, and when he says "you scared me" she becomes petulant. You can literally watch the clip again at 7:00 and confirm exactly what I just described. If you watch videos like these, one of the most common tropes is women screaming at the top of their lungs for no reason and making the situation 10x worse because of it. It's literally a meme at this point. Men and women both do their equal share of idiotic things. Pointing out one isn't an attempt to negate the other. The woman here was the one reacting disproportionately. The guy literally was just trying to figure out what, if anything, was going on, and simply fell on accident doing so.

@@NautilusGuitars He yells "what" followed by a gorilla noise as he faceplants first, before the woman screams... Literally just watch the video. The dude is panicking out of his mind to begin with, I genuinely can't comprehend how you people can't see that. It's some weird ass bias you got there.

​@@peterfoldvari1329 You clearly didn't rewatch it. I gave you the exact time. All you had to do was click on it to watch what happens. I wrote my comment with the video up in another window to describe it exactly as it happens. And I'm doing the same now. You're verifiably wrong. Dude was not "panicking out of his mind from the beginning". He simply woke up, turned to assess the situation, and then tried to get up, but fell and made a noise like anybody would. It was more of a slurred "whoah". Fail Army subtitles are notoriously inaccurate. Even if he did say "what" it doesn't matter. Before he even gets back up, the woman is screaming her head off, which startles him, as it would anybody, and he turns around in shock to see what she's screaming at. He sees nothing, but she _continues to scream_ several more times like a maniac, then he turns to look out the window, finally realizing there's nothing. Then he just looks at her dumbfounded, rightfully so, and she acts incredulous as if he's the one who was escalating the situation, then basically tried to blame him. Watch the video again at half speed and read my description. I've literally watched it several times while writing this to make sure I described it _exactly_ as it happened. Your interpretation is objectively wrong.

LMFAO 😂 I can totally see him peering out with a perceived visage of malcontent and utter bewilderment as all hell screeches out in the background. Such a response of unbridled histrionics. Yes, a fail by every measure except the dog but lol we're here for it.

i think it is the way he walked

Too bad they cut the video because you can hear his girlfriend laugh in the original video it's even funnier

He's like my cat, diving for cover anytime there's even a slightly loud noise.

how to hide really quickly

"How Not to Be Seen"

Him: "You freaked me out!" Him (five minutes ago): Wildly flailing about and falling out of his chair because the dog barked.

@@ragtimeraver even still, her screaming was delayed greatly behind his quieter but more action-packed reaction.

That truck was a definite win. No garage smashed, no kids run over or toys flattened. Yes, an absolute win.

The side mirror would beg to differ. RIP 😂

Use the word literally is a fail for me. It literally rolled off the ramp and into here OR it rolled off the ramp and into here? Express yourself in fewer words. Damn younger generation.

​@@McLovin1759Ironically, you have the longest comment.

@@Ponkdonker Touché

hahahaha I'm in hysterics too! hahahahaha, a classic!

Why so undemanding? Some people shouldn't even exist 😅

My friend’s dog ran into her and knocked her down the stairs. She broke her neck (non-paralyzing), and promptly gave the dog to someone else to keep.

@@schumaje This was an unfortunate accident but certainly not the dog's intention. With a few exceptions, animals are not capable of viciousness and cruelty. If the same thing happened to a child, would they be sent to an orphanage?

@@Enwaiyre dogs are not the same as kids. This drives me absolutely nuts about some pet owners. They are incapable of free thought and self awareness. Sure they can be intelligent. The same people put clothes on their dog and let it eat at the dinner table. Wierdos

@@kingvega666 thats the point, the owners are nuts👍

i'm crying :D

Maybe it was the only suit they owned?

@@stevie-ray2020 That may be it. Or else that's what passes as "formal attire" in their neck of the woods.

What an "udder" disaster 😂😂

@@panicmosem5969 Ouch! 🤣

@@panicmosem5969damn the dad jokes 💀

Cars movie in a nutshell be like: 4:03

Totally agree! I once got out of a much lighter car to help push it up a parking garage ramp it was unable to climb even after the other passengers had gotten out, but the driver and I failed to get the car up again and the space was so narrow I got stuck between the car and the wall. The situation turned from kind of funny to pretty scary in just a few seconds. Fortunately we quickly managed to get the car forward enough for me to squeeze myself out. It taught me to have more respect around cars of any size.

it was funny

Yeah some people don't grow up.

@@sSteppingStonesYou wouldn’t think so if you knew how long it takes to do make up and hair and how much she paid for that dress.

I know! Ticked me right off. Toxic people always have to ruin every occasion.

@@oldageisdumb Was also thinking how upset she'd be after putting so much time and effort into preparing herself!

That was vile! Poor little girl

Yeah that kinda pissed me off. Poor girl didn’t purposely spill it.

I laugh at my own pain as well makes it easier to handle 😂

@@retr0cat651 Agreed i did that too.

IME, the pain usually sets in a few minutes later.

Some people just really need to stay inside because clearly setting a ladder on even, solid ground must be an alien concept.

@@droopy_eyesBro I've seen people use things as ladders that don't even qualify as a laddar or a stool of any kind, like a scrap pipe for example

You’re really tempting the universe, you know that, right?

8 billion people...

Well...he does look like a boxer...;)

Yeah that pissed me so off.

I assume you're speaking from personal experience?

@@Durwood71 sadly yes lol ☹️

Especially when they've grown large enough to be classified as locusts, ..... & yes, I'm also speaking from personal experience!

Right

I literally was trying to find a comment about this one. I laughed so hard as I didn't do for a while, and funny is, I'm also kinda irrationally afraid of insects, I related so much 😂😂😂

The sister's face is priceless being pushed

The dog barked for some reason, he got worried and fell down, then all hell broke loose with her.

😂 he flipped around so fast on her first scream 😱. Then realized she was being an idiot and looked outside. 🤣

It is the formal start of the “ Male - female antagonism” that is an important part of the institution of marriage.

@@BabbittdaWabbitt It's rediculous and childish no matter what or why!! Completely unacceptable under ANY circumstances!! Extremely CHILDISH 🤡

Some people do it because it's a common thing, especially if the people are goofy and it's funny. It's only not funny if the person gave no consent especially if they talked about it beforehand. Personally for me I wouldn't like my face smashed in cake or pie especially if I said 'no' in the first place. I ain't getting my makeup , outfit and hair (that probably took hours to prepare) ruined😂😂

@@kittycupcakes5816 It's STILL CHILDISH and STUPID no matter what or why!! Rediculous 💩🤡

As long as people continue watching fail videos it won't stop

When in doubt, just laugh it out - especially when it involves epic fails!

@@TobeToday2024 bro couldnt stop staring at smth☠

Failed so hard, I'm thinking of adding it to my resume!

There were many cows on two legs in that clip.

Exactly! I don't mind cats but not on my wet surfaces like kitchen counters and dining tables. Disgusting.

I bet you don't have a Maine Coon cause then that's game over. I had to buy cuttingboards so i have a clean surface, dispite her getting on the counter.

I always thought the same thing. We have a cat at the moment that is an utter honey badger though. He runs away when caught, and right back after. Maddening. We are trying to wear each other down.

@@CapablePimento Cats are just intrusive thoughts with whiskers.

It seems your cat isn't trained either if it's still on the counter..