"Expecting our first child this october" 😭 go laura, you got this. And congrats to laura's husband as well

Danny, we still love you despite the fact that you’ve given us irreparable trust issues.

The fuckin super loud camera shutter every few seconds absolutely killed me, especially as Danny is actually doing some solid acting 😂

Describing someone as a "future missing person" is such a good threat

I love how everyone immediately went, “Danny’s making a new tricked us video” and then the next clip that came out was him using telepathy to communicate with the paparazzi.

I love how Danny has gone from learning how to lie to people to teaching others how to lie to people. Truly inspiring.

Imagine Laura and Danny actually really liking the name "Gregory" but knowing they can't name their son that because it would make them look fucking insane, lmao

Danny Brutally murdered five paparazi? They probably Deserved it. Danny is such a saint for dealing with this.

It’s funny how Danny promotes critical thinking but also wants to be devious and hopes we don’t suspect a thing😭😭😭😭😭

Imagine all the new viewers who though Danny was 16 and heard him say “my wife and I are expecting a baby in October”.

Imagine Danny names his kid Greg, and years later he discovers all these videos his dad made specifically for him. That would be an absolute trip.

This reminds me of when I was a little kid and my parents bought a digital camera which me and my brother stole and used to play "paparazzi". Our babysitter was really into celebrity gossip so we'd seen tons of paparazzi footage on TV. My brother would pretend to be a rock star doing everything he could to evade me and I would run after him with the camera trying to get a picture of his face. It usually devolved into us wrestling on the floor while he screamed "NOOOOO! THE PAPS! THE PAPS HAVE GOT MEEE!!!!". Eventually, of course, our parents used the camera for its intended purpose and found like 500 incomprehensibly blurry photos on it. They were disapproving but too amused to be properly angry, and when one of their friends broke his camera a few months later, they gave it to us to play with. Good times.

The pleasure of knowing you were right about an account being secretly ran by Danny is undescribable

Danny is scary good at spreading misinformation

the way he acctually made the first few videos convincing and then just casually spit out the "CEASE THESE GAMES, PHOTO BOY. I TIRE OF YOUR QUESTIONS"😭

“youtuber and future missing person danny gonzalez” actually had me in tears it caught me so off guard LMFAOOO

i love how the danny paparazzi videos could possibly be believed until out of nowhere, *"CEASE THESE GAMES, PHOTO BOY. I TIRE OF YOUR QUESTIONS."*

Faking stuff WHILE faking an entire identity is so damn impressive, hats off Drew

i cant believe he has to deal with these paparazzi guys while pregnant. stay strong danny

Fun fact: the red cape thing used in bull fighting is only red to hide to blood of the bull that is in the ring. The bull doesn't care about the color red, only the movements of the cloth. The red color is to hide how much blood the bull spills being cut by the matador sword.

I like how he tried to make a joke out of the information he gave, but failed and actually gave scarily accurate advice.

Having to run like that from the paparazzi while you’re pregnant must’ve been so scary! 😞

The fact that Danny was gregnant while recording this shows his dedication

I've been having a horrible week but the part where he stole the cowboy hat and called himself a future missing person made me laugh really hard :)

Danny really said, "Love the fraud but here are some pointers" and tbh I agree with him.

I got so scared when you took the paparazzi guy’s hat 😢 it looked like you were taking my hat. and I really like my hat 😢

i love how danny is able to criticize and joke about them and their content while still respectfully giving them solid advice on how to continue what they’re doing but better

Danny's Cutaways is like when you're talking about a scenario with your friends and then all of you keep making the scenario more extreme and wild.

I have so much distrust in Danny that when he said he and Laura were expecting i fully assumed he was lying💀

I can just imagine how silent the room is when Danny acts out skits 😭

I find it funnier to think that Sammy Halsa isnt a part of this and is just getting stalked.

I like how he called himself a future missing person 💀

I know you announced on Instagram. But the way you casually dropped you're going to be a dad in a sponsor is so funny

Danny already has a perfect tactical stroller for mini Danny to go in.

19:26 Danny: "is this real? :o" *📸📸📸📸📸* Danny: 😀

YOU JUST PAID THE HAT TAX BOI *griddys*, Danny never ceases to make me laugh.

this community's lack of trust is really inspiring

The way too loud shutter sound that sounds like a money counter was so amazing. I was struggling to not laugh long enough to hear the other jokes

23:54 tHE HAT 😂

Danny faking his own tik tok videos and acting clueless for his paparazzi encounter was the funniest thing I have ever seen. His face when they asked if he had any upcoming projects made my stomach hurt from laughing too much.

the paparazzi found me at whole foods. i was buying celery and they were buying rosé

"future missing person" made me physically laugh out loud, been a long while since ive done that - thanks man, i needed it

I've been a Greg for years and I had no idea Danny was even pregnant. Congrats to both of you, Laura will make a great dad 😊

Wait did you just low key drop a baby announcement in the ad?! Congrats 😊

The parody clips at 23:30 are probably some of the funniest and smartest parodies I've ever seen.

Danny, I want you to know that I haven't cried in over a year but this morning I woke myself up 3 hours earlier than usual because I cried. You showed up in my dreams and simply said "hello" to me and I burst out into tears and woke up I didn't even get to say "hi" back

i’m pretty sure a lot of us were expecting this the second we saw the fake paparazzi videos on tiktok

Danny’s fake tv report calling him a future missing person caught me so off guard I was crying laughing

7:11 if you look in background.. danny is in paris.. let that sink in

2:07 that is so me when anymore does anything that annoys me

Can't believe Danny's finally gonna be a real vampire dad 🥺

He's dealing with all these paparazzi while pregnant. Youre so strong Danny❤

Neither Ryan nor Sammy have posted on insta since dec 2022 both saying like big things coming in 2023 lmao the big thing was them dropping off the face of the internet 😂😂

19:10 Danny: “sorry i couldn’t hear u over the photo taking noises 😅”

Bro really just dropped the "Btw We're expecting" 14:53

Danny saying 'in my opinion' at the end of every sentence to avoid getting sued is very funny, in my opinion.

I saw Sammy Halsa at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

"and future missing person" did the "news reporter" just threaten danny

The way he just casually drops that they’re having a baby ☠️ I almost don’t believe him lmao

The fact that Danny just casually dropped such awesome news...during a sponsor segment... This caught me so off guard lmaoooo

It’s giving Anna Delvie Walmart edition 😂😂

Congrats Danny on baby Gonzalez!! Hopefully they aren’t a future paparazzi hat thief

Danny is legit a genius for announcing he’s going to be a DAD in a sponsored section so if you skip his ads you would have missed it 😂

Danny Gonzalez saw those cameras and said "Nah, son... I'm gunna Danny Gonzal-PASS." Then he was Danny GONE-zalez.

AROUND 24 MINS "FUTURE MISSING PERSON" IS CRAZY OMG LOLOL

I have such trust issues with Danny now that I thought his pregnancy announcement was also an experiment on us

Congratulations Danny!! You and Laura are going to be awesome parents, I’m so glad you tested tactical strollers beforehand.

"and future missing person" ah hecks nah.

I’m so happy for u and lorra, ur gunna be a great and funny dad and I wish u and Lora the best.

Danny just casually dropping the big news during the sponsorship is the best. Congratulations Danny!

loved seeing the tiktoks in real time they were hilarious. Also, CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING PREGNANT DANNY

okay "future missing person" really got me kekw

After checking comment section I guess I'm not the only one wondering where his last vid is

Danny's ability to act oblivious, confused, and awkward is 😙👌. Also congrats on the baby!

I love Danny’s ability to lore build. He’s not just a commentary UKpostsr he’s a storyteller

21:50 lol i was waiting for the other Gregs being sus 😂

24:00 WHAT IN TARNATION 🤠

dude danny's acting in the paparazzi vids is insanely realistic like some of these would actually fool me 😭

I love that this is how I find out Danny’s gonna be a dad. Straight up had to pause the video for a minute to make sure he really just said that

"future missing person" im losing it

Danny! It's October, i stumbled across this video and wanted to wish you and Laura congratulations on your first child. God bless you and and your family. You'll be an amazing dad!🤍

It was my first time getting victimized by Danny's prank for a video and I was SO confused 😭 He's actually a good actor. I was 50/50 on whether it was real or not.

The fact he’s kinda helping them fake this is actually hilarious 😭😭 Edit: DAMN 2k LIKES ALREADY HUH?! 😭 Ty tho! :)

7:00 the Paparazzi with the camera just represents what Tobey Maguire acted like in the first Spider-Man movie

"future missing person" fucking killed me

Congrats Danny! This is like finding out a teacher is pregnant and they are real humans!

I’m so happy for Danny and Laura, they are expecting their own little spooky lad

Is no one gonna talk about the line when they said “ Danny Gonzalez you tuber and future missing person” 😂

24:21 "Danny I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna go Logan Paul mode on you." 🤖 lmao I burst out laughing is my humour broken

Danny: finally finds an identity scheme that is working Also Danny: immediately starts being goofy with it

I low-key love the brutal deconstruction of social media videos. If I didn't know Danny's shenanigans, I would have easily fallen for that video of him being confused by 'paparazzi'.

25:21 I need to know if Sammy and Ryan ever used this clip of Danny scolding them for one of their bits someone please tell me

"UKpostsr and future missing person" has been my favorite line from any of your videos ever since this was posted 24:07

Danny better have good cable managment once he becomes a dad

Love how Danny still miccd himself up to play the part of a none-speaking telepathic and telekinetic celebrity

When your CEASE THESE GAMES PHOTO BOY video came up I started cackling out loud so much that my guts hurt and I’m nauseous

Congrats on the gregnancy, Danny. I’m sure Laura will be an amazing father.

What happened to the video on the awareness dude, I wasn't able to finish watching it 😭

Ok but can we talk about how good Danny’s acting was in that “first paparazzi interaction” video? I would totally believe that was real.

Danny is a master gaslighter. He has watched too many toxic netflix romcoms and he has learned too much.