Indeed! Next up, Film theory on The Pensuke Files coming soon?

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Maybe if YT will still be a thing by that time, and His son will be like 17 or 18, maybe HE will ask to make videos on the channel instead

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@@MatiNuva1724haha so true

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I think MatPats gone crazy, but I’m not complaining.

@@UTTPCaptain I literally saw ur comment on the GTA trailer how tf did u find me

@@electronically-charged Makes sense.

He's a russian spy

He’s practically that short dude in those memes😂

​@@livywithaneHasbulla?

I think it is pretty obvious that JJ is a Russian spy.

​@@greywolf7577Yea...

What?? 😂

1/10 comment, entirely not true and is just misleading and uncreative.

@@user-vx9mm4yj6o read what it says at that time

@@user-vx9mm4yj6o learn to take a joke

@@user-vx9mm4yj6o Dude why do you got to talk about yourself like that.

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so many bots

FR

Why so many bots

​@@UTTPCaptain Reported

Tbf he's a dad forced to watch cocomelon

He’s running out of theories 💀

​@@BUGSINSIDEYOURSKINI think Ur right lol

No no, cocomelon has a lore 😭😭😭

As someone who also has to watch this show it actually does weirdly have a lot of lore in the modern episdoes.

Fr The coco melon gonna make him lose his mind Like paw patrol did

Passing AP Bio one theory at a time lol

This quite literally what I’m learning in science class right now

He made it sound and look so simple and that's one of the reasons I watch him

I have never heard of Cocomelon this was the first time i heard of Cocomelon

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​@@Madcatter_1yeah. The bots really need to get a life.

​@@UTTPDIVISONyour existence is a mistake

foot fetishers. . . D:

It’s just par for the course for him to end up on a new watchlist like 5 times a year

"How fast would a kid die if they were mauled by a bear"

is that a challenge?

@@GeoBlits no, don't go insane like he is lol

all the children in cocomelon at J.J’s age like Cody and Nina have 2 teeth on the top so the second dark part is wrong…

And an M&M ad. Next thing you know he’s going to make a theory on Godzilla 😂

@@ani4301 he's kinda had

I have dodged it as well. Until this video. The way I avoided Cocomelon was never looking for it.

My escape from this series has ended as well ...... Dear gods please help me

same. I had to dislike the video and I'm going to remove it from my watch history all in hopes that I never see anything related to Cocomelon again. Probably won't work, but it's all I can do to try...

@@randomperson8375 You shouldn't have replied. Now UKposts probably thinks you are extra interested.

Yep, me too. I initially thought Cocomelon sounded like some teen clothing or beauty brand.

Are you trying to say that I am adopted😂😂😂

​@@HamterGgaming huh and yes

Stolen from top comment + Gen Alpha + Bad pfp + Bot

@@TurtleSB 2/10 comment, Sorta dry, some good chunk of information but it doesn’t add up and isn’t very true.

I think the answer has to be similar to the one he presented in the Could The Squid Games be legal video..

And then an Anime Theory about why protag's parents are never seen.

I don’t think we’ll be having those anymore 😞

@abbylaska3828 , yeah, I know. I saw recently. Our man is retiring, so let's respect our man and see the last 10 theories he's gonna make..

the way we don’t have to worry about this cause he’s resigning 🙁🙁

Yes we can

@@funfantasy3500that is amazing

Yea lol

I never thought I'd hear that sentence in a million years

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For me I think he lost it when he brought up fnaf world

He was a theater kid, can't break what's already broken

​@@ItsChevnotJeff ye

Agreed 😆

I'm pretty sure he once said he doesn't allow Ollie too watch Cocomelon

He had a child. Of course his content consumption changed.

@@ceinwenchandler4716..had?

@@orenjinokawa I meant that him and his wife having a child, as in bringing a child into the world, is what made him go from horror games to kid's shows.

To be fair, this theory IS a horror show..

I mean he did make a theory about invincible so

Thank you for confirming that. I now know I can use this video as a reference for those sorts of milestones.

There is just one problem here, the diagnosis, yea sure the kid COULD have what they said but it could also be Cushing’s or Osteogenesis Imperfecta or something else entirely, the way i see it they just picked whatever horrible condition they could find and ran away with it, finding symptoms that are common for alot of other diseases and convincing students like you that this is the only thing they could have, the reality here is that the days where you could diagnose someone just by looking at them are long gone, now the only thing that determines whether this poor kid has HPP or something else is tests and without doing one there is no way to know what he has.

I don't think he has a vendetta against the shows. I think the reason he comes up with these theories is that it makes the shows more fun to sit through and it's more child friendly than starting a drinking game.

@@TheQuietTyper So you are ignoring the fact that he said that he can't escape it. He obviously wants to make it stop. That sounds like a man in suffering. My opinion still stands.

The game theory channel slogan is literally “ruining childhoods”

@@Minetendo_Fan My point exactly. He turns his suffering into sweet, sweet childhood ruining content. If that's not revenge, I don't know what is?

@@Minetendo_Fanyeah I was gonna say that too u beat me to it lol

Yeah, I'm kinda missing te grounded and informative theories, I watch blues as much as the next young guy but these are starting to sound like something from an insane asylum.😂😂😂

​@@King_Ghost777go to the loony bin 🤡

If you're looking for a video like that I could recommend savantics. They made I pretty good video on this topic comparing cocomelon to other kids shows figuring out why kids are so addicted.

No kidding. My four year old couldn't get enough. Now she's into Lellobee and Pinkfong.

Wow matpat really goes insane

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​@@CommanderTommyParkyAnd we never asked you if your content is supposedly "better."

he did say once he doesn't allow his son to watch Cocomelon

based

This isn’t the sambucha comments section buddy

That actually makes a lot of sense. Think about it. Imagine being in an environment where JJ grows up around normal people. He would stand out then be bullied for looking weird. However if somebody makes a community for these children with HPP then they'll be in an environment where everyone accepts them. They'll be able to live somewhat normal lives.

Exactly what I thought! Even Cody and Nina have 2 front teeth on top

@@1smene I don't think you realize just how dark the implications are. In the CocoMelon universe, HPP is so ridiculously common that they had to make an entire town to give them a normal life! This is hereditary so in the future the children of these kids will have an even HIGHER chance of getting it. But what would be in it for the town maker? Why would they do this? Research subjects of course. The entire town is most likely a government funded research site. Think about it: Have you ever seen the parents go to work? Now I haven't watched it but chances are that they don't. Although, Even if they do they could be faking it. They could just be giving the scientists their reports. Think about that!

Crazy I was crazy one they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy Crazy I was crazy one they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy Crazy I was crazy one they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy

I think mat is off his meds

In this case, it's just cocomelon causing the insanity

I'm pretty sure he almost always been crazy - Matt fan for 5+ years who watches every video he posts

Nice seeing you again

thank you This is very far down

No way this mf has descended to this level

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Thank you bro

In this case it would be more likely that he has a relatively common illness than being a super genius infant though

i think he picked this direction to bring awareness to the condition he does similar with other characters if you look for it

Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends! (edit: that was a Steven Universe reference)

and over, until you make it to the end.

And yet, a certain toothy fish child is still so much worse...

turns out high school students like this too. we had an excursion once and 4 different divices were blaring wheels on the bus.

@@VanNessy97yup! It is a real shame

Bruh.

Sounds like shotacon

That's an error in logic you have made there. 1st Statement: (Deductive Reasoning) Correct: Major Premise: In the context of the video, people with the same hair color are related Minor Premise: 2 people have the same hair color. Conclusion: They are related. Incorrect: Major Premise: People who are related have the same hair color. This is wrong because the major premise is false. Comparing the 1st and 2nd statement, you can see that it is part of a bigger set. Both groups mentioned in such statements are subset of people who are biologically related, meaning that the 1st statement does not contradict the 2nd statement. For example, imagine a family with two kids. One kid got their brown hair from their mother, while the other got his blonde hair from their father. However, that doesn't mean that the first kid and their father are unrelated due to difference in hair color. Same can be said to the second kid and thier mother. Of course, this is largely simplified, but it proves the point. *These 2 statements can be true at the same time.* However, I do agree that there are flaws in Mat's reasoning. After all, it's just a theory.

Follow-up: The parent example was an extremely bad example. However, I'm too lazy to explain a better one. So, just search about Mendel's laws 👍

How to avoid: be blissfully ignorant and only connected where you want to be.

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I’m going to be in a theory? Great!

Omg like tha show that Maury guy had “you are not the father” or whatever but it’s “you are/are not adopted”

@@jjkitty-qo8vm I only remember his name because of a Jarvis Johnson video 😭

Adoption theory Therorizlsing how adoption is bad for your mental health

Bro why the "-" its almost like you use that the same way you would use a period.

Not seen many children's shows have ya!

It's the happiest one yet.

No he’s not. A lot of The new FNAF fans saw this and came to FNAF to run away from the horror of Cocomelon, only to be brought back into it by the graphics of Security Breach.

Plus JJ’s entire class would have to have this disease too

Mat makes theoryes that get most attention There are times he ignores important info like This

I agree with this one being a meh theory But hereditary deseases don’t necessarily mean that every person in the family suffers from the symptoms My aunt has Down’s syndrome, so my dad, all his siblings, me, my siblings and cousins have the genetic information (or rather malfunction) to cause it when born, but we don’t actually have it, it’s up to chance My kids probably wont have Down’s unless my partner has a history of having relatives with it, and even then the chance is super low; you get the idea

Not only that but jj goes to preschool so he should be 4-ish anyways not much of a theory there and also all the kids look and do everything jj does so does that mean they all have this rare disease? No i dont think so. i love matpats theorys wish he would've dug a bit deeper this is just basic stuff anyone would know from being forced to watch the show 10 times

15:13 is just crazy, matpat did him dirty💀💀💀😭

Lol.

Either that or the FNAF lore

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​@@UTTPDIVISONYou guys have thousands of more people than Mat Pat, but your content is worse.

If your disappointed in your son he can still change or do better. If your disappointed in your daughter at same age she's more of a lost cause

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@@UTTPDIVISON💀

I think it's better they stay out of the path of the Paul, and let Gfuel or other energy drink corporations sponsor them

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Game theory should be half life 2 medkit flavour

film theory

*looks around*

@@DexTheTVMan oh-