can't be that efficient he got caught

@@spambot7110 I mean think about how many robberies he got away with though. Most people can't even get away with one hahaha

@@spambot7110 Sure after 20 years in organized crime.

Well the government sect he now works with has these same tips plus more.

@@Shewas-kathybates Big brain time They want you to become criminal so they can catch you. And get paid.

There are definitely some painting I wouldn't mind falling off a truck.

@Q. E. D. the paintings are 1 of 1 there easily tracked if they see that on the black market they can track the person and ban there in trouble

@Q. E. D. with apple watches they make million of them and they cant track them and find the person

You beat me to this comment.

Shoulda worn a Picasso.

And it's one of the first things I have to take issue with. Uncle Larry has obviously never had "f*** you money". At some point, you can have so much money that it ceases to have value. It's like water, or carpet... it's just one more thing you have, use, and never think about. Crown was robbing the place because he wanted a challenge. (watch the whole movie. there's a lot going on.)

Gosh i finally found what i was looking for.

@@jfbeam Nah, I understand Larry's reason. For him, as someone who so poor he had to rob. He would never understand a rich man doing it for fun only. As he said, doing crime is dangerous, most of the time you end up in jail, so he never comprehend why people risk their lives for fun. Which is totally reasonable.

Perfect response, didn’t miss a beat😂

ahahah! yes, when he said "VCRs" I was like "is he talking about what I think he's talking?"

Imagine if he said a fence for NFT's

A fence for Walkmans and transistor radios.

hahaha. i love that tell

If he said a fence for records I would’ve lost it lol.

hahahahahaha u got me

Lol

This made my day, thanks

He answered a lot of questions I was wondering. Especially the bank one. However I find it odd that I already knew a lot of his suggestions. I think I need help lol

HAHAHAJAJWJAJAJSHAHAHA

I'm sure he *IS* the really cool uncle someone's parents dont want them hanging around with.

Marie Fiction I didn’t know weebs had a sense of humor

i didn't know bay area sports fans had toes

bro i legit have an uncle like that. He was an ex helicopter pilot in the old wars. He was somewhere in asia. Italian of course and legit has connections to the itlian mafia. Like at the time the dude met someone who said hid kill someone for free since he was family. cool times.

Marie Fiction hahaha exactly!!!!

Lol

It fell off a truck.

That was so specific haha

Yeah real fun until his world crashes in on you and either someone he robbed or owes money to comes to your family with a vengeance. Or the feds catch on and suck you into it, staking out your place, interrogating you and making you feel like you’re guilty of something just because your family member is who they are, then they try to use you against them and that’s a whole other kind of guilt. Not to mention the embarrassment when it goes around town your family has a criminal in it. Everyone starts looking at you differently. Friends, gf, neighbors, people you see on a daily basis. Had an uncle like that. He was really cool and trust me was the favorite uncle, until he wasn’t. Then it was just a nightmare for us, even long after he went to jail.

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/cGiqhZ6ibqGVl3k.html.

Giving you a tip means hes givint law enforcement tips on what youre doing.

Wholesome

Legit

מגיב בתגובות NEDUJ

It happens

What if he lives long enough to turn back into a villain?

righttttt lol

Mārcis Bukovskis You are a idiot like are you dumb

@@mrstfu1170 and you are 2 years old because you believe everything and you don't know what a joke means

Hey man it could be worse I have 4 life sentences and 35 different accounts of first-degree murder and I also blew up the bank near my house.

@@mrstfu1170 r/wooooosh

xSerpent he’s planning to rob the internet

Ibrahim Syed it’s a joke dumbass

Isn't this a Payday2 heist? The joint is literally the FBI and its just like any other heist really?

steal the Moon

mango juice yas oh you silly gorl, you can’t just steellllll the moon, you’ve got to shrink it first

😂

Casing the joint*

"hey could i use the bathroom in the back by any chance?"

Underrated comment.

Stonks

Bet if someone started swinging on him or shooting he would have been doing it right back lol. Never say Never -Justin Beiber

@@ChickenCrewNews watch his youtube video on how he got caught. Somebody was shooting at him, and he had guns but didn't shoot back.

He didn't have an actual gun, it was a bb gun, if it was an actual gun he would've got like 100 years

@@slonk420 he said he did but he threw them in a pond

@@eelek1 in one of the robberies he found a sack full of guns iirc for security and that’s when he threw those in a river while escaping. I think he still kept his BB gun with him

That's exactly why I'm watching this,I'm writing a jewelry heist rn and this video is really helpful😭

I knew I would meet fellow writers here

THANK YOU! Now all I need is for someone to explain to me how to get my spy character into the US national treasury. Any ideas?

@@kambrieearl4299 Consult Larry Lawton, he probably does

You've gotta admit, the guy catches your attention with his descriptions really well.

Everyone like this comment so we can get this going.

Yeeeeeessss

It’s such a shame... this guy sounds smart, interesting and could whatever job he got have success “ of course there probably some he couldn’t do but it’s more about his character “ and he did crime.. waste 12 years of his life in prison and being in a very dangerous business.. it’s just a shame.. oh well at least he has pay his duty and doing his best in what he do .. !

Should do it

😂😂😂 Don't worry.. Soon they're releasing "Man who has successfully escaped more than 20 prisons"... Stay strong😅

Did you turn the cheats on?

URSALTYGAMER Z oh shid, forgot

@Y O J I M B O 用心棒 killer :DDDD

Looks like he broke the LAWton.

Sure you did buddy.

🧢🧢🧢

@@factbeaglesarebest Clearly nothing happens, has happened, or ever will happen. Life is a void of nothingness.

@@factbeaglesarebest aww, look I know your life is boring but that doesn’t mean nothing ever happens to anyone ever

What's the link to the news story about you getting robbed?

I don't think you can be " a jewel robber " you can be " a jewellery store robber " but that would look weird on the title.

Jewel thief sounds more dramatic

Ex thief

Theft is the removal of property without the owner's permission with the intention if keeping/selling it, but it's theft because there is no use of force and/or intimidation on the victim directly. Robbery is the act of using force and/or intimidation directly on the victim to take that person's property. No force or intimidation means not a robbery.

well to be fair, "jewel thief" is a much more recognizable phrase than "jewel robber"

The King of the Penguins he knows that he could convince a saint to case a joint for him

@@jackleavens1661 he probably already did

only took him 12 yrs in prison to understand what’s right and what’s wrong.

lol ... I think it's more a sign of how much he *truly* disliked Federal Prison. People who have been in the system are acutely aware of how difficult it actually is to get out, and paranoid about being sent back.

It could also be a fear that a judge could watch this and say "Hmmm, have you really learned your lesson? You're talking about it in a way that makes me think you haven't.. 2 more years for you." Cause let's be real, that's entirely likely.

Yea, but he doesn't do it any less either!

He's exuding a lot of "I would love to go rob a jewelry store" energy.

I'll leave someone else to ruin the triple six likes

Methinks thou doth protest too much.

"... But it's WRONG"

lmfao

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They're not rabbi outfits, they're dressed as Hasidim. Huge difference.

Liam Leonard I feel like he actually is paying attention to the actions of them and not little things like what they say or what they’re wearing. I actually like how he wasn’t like the other people on here who are like “yep this is wrong because they’re wearing gray instead of black and i would be wearing black”. He actually understands it’s just a movie and parts are exaggerated.

Steven tayman How long before you started noticing black vans following you after this comment?

@@malewife6287 lolol none so far!😂😂

It’s one of those “just in case” notes you know?

And take counters. Every tip has a catch.

He sounds like he really misses his thief job. 😄 Did you notice? So much excitement in his voice.

I wonder if that's out-dated since he works for the police now HMMMMM

You really think, police and FBI didn't know about this interview? I bet they even made the script for this video.

well yeah, but the cops also know that too and can react as appropriately as possible

He actually isn't endorsing crimes - as he says, criminals aren't always the brightest - drug dealers, etc. They're probably going to use a technique off a YT vid, and also the cop is making the YT vid... It's like giving a key to a combination safe you own. The actual use of these techniques will get you got, not the other way round.

@Ricardo Santos The crime you are describing is a matter of personal morality. A crime is a crime regardless of whether it hurts someone or not. Doesn't mean the law is always right, or that crimes are always bad.

Hahah! I like the way you think.

"Former Mastermind robber reviews GTA heists..." _"We'll see what they got wrong is"_

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Thats hilarious.

Lmaoooooo

lmao

Pay in blood for this class

xD

And you're watching Disney Channel!

Raaif 😂😂😂

Omar Little: That's cute

Will S.E.E Lmao

"Larry Comin"

Fat white Omar

Lmao I’m so glad people referenced The Wire, makes me happy so many people watch that show.

Nice one lmao

LOL underrated comment

brilliant

@@abearseeds underrated comment

Absolute class

A wise man once said "if you're good at something, never do it for free"

@@Skitz6969 he was obviously making a lot more money before

@@JobForAMaxboy i was referencing the dark knight when no says to kill the Batman, and the mob asks why he hasn't done it yet and joker replied back with "if you're good at something, never do it free"

SNITCH....

Theres a show about this called White Collar would recommend

It's called Gangster Redemption

No need to glorify it.

Bob Thornton he needs to do the voice over for the whole movie 😂

He is like real life Dominic torreto

@@dranzerjetli5126 Glorify? There is no fun...let Tarantino write and direct it and he'll make it glorifyingly beautiful and fun movie :D

SEO I guess. No one is going to be searching for 'jewel robber'.

It's actually dishonest

Aight I think we know who Mr. Lawtons about to rob

His channel banner: Jewel Thief

Random Internet Weirdo thief is a generic term and applies to all takings. Robber implies a thief who steals using violence or threats of violence to commit the theft. It isn’t wrong to call him a thief it just isn’t precise.

He does and has more subscribers than this channel.

Yeah he has this dope series that goes through his whole experience in 12 years in prison very well told

I'd love to see him talk about famous cases and how they were pulled off, especially ones that were never solved.

Ninedaysjane LOL

Yeah, he should be in movies too.

Joseph Schultz yes

Check out his comment above you, he has his own channel now. Looks new, oldest vid I see is 3 weeks old I think

a truck load of apple watches

Lifts coffee cup: says Kobayashi underneath.

He's following the very same rules he set. > Always know what you're robbing. > Rob only stuff you can sell.

@@austinhuber3131 The greatest trick Larry ever pulled, was convincing the world that Apple Watch truck didn't exist... And like that... It's gone!

Sees*

He has. Go check out his channel by the name Larry Lawton

Go to his youtube channel. His stories are insane. People call him Larry "Never Forget" Lawton.

I know! I was just thinking he’d be great to sit next to at a bar or something and just listen to his exploits.

@@paulkerrigan9857 He has a live stream right now

@@paulkerrigan9857 he would never forget you

Yeah lol “Gotta have a fence for...walkmans, bell bottoms, and those cars that go awoogah”

Dan MacLennan VCRs still have some value in recycling, the difficulty is knowing the recycling companies and processes and how to get the optimal return on the VCR. They wouldn’t be worth stealing though as it would be too heavy for not much money

"I am in no way advocating crime" 5 seconds later "If you're going to rob something..."

13:

@@whittengreen8781 If you're going in, you might as well be professional about it.

That's why you want to rob bitcoin, it weighs nothing.

Lmao hahha

@@scottmatheson3346 is tgat possible?

@@lalboimanlun1230 indeed it is, scamming bitcoin if you can pull it off you're not getting caught, tough to do but no risk associated

That would be me if I tried to rob a bank. Can you IMAGINE how EMBARRASSING

i would kill to see him characterized in a cut scene!! helping you plan out heists, oh mAN. yes.

he's 1000x better than lester, lesters really annoying

@@ToastWithButter But that's the charm of Lester.

Now imagine the Number 9 sketch in Larry Lawton's voice

Hooked On Chronics Can I see your CHICKIE NUGGIES

He never robbed a bank... and you definitely aren’t understanding what he says. Lawton was a JEWEL thief. He had 4 12s caught for racketeering and he always references how COMPLICATED and the TIME it took him and his crews to plan and execute his robberies.

he shrugs off pointing guns at peoples heads like a total subhuman

bredband två relax on the subhuman title. He clearly said that he avoided violence in all of his robberies. He obviously had no intentions of hurting anyone. It’s just common sense that if you want to rob something with people around, unless it’s an inside job, you’re going to need to scare people into doing what you say. No one’s going to take you seriously as a robber if you run in empty handed and just start yelling out demands.

@@Watermelon_Man He 100% ruined people's lives and mental health. BuTnOfOrCe lmao gtfo

@@Nils3OWN Doesn't mean he is a subhuman.

@@Xanthopathy he said he scarred people for life. probably put a gun in their mouth and said he'll kill their whole family. so yeah, subhuman.

😂It made me die🤣

Why did you censor jerk??

@@theretep6494 they actually censored it in the video

😂😂😂😂😂

Best part

Looks like heavy Ben Kingsley

Yea

HAHAHAHA

He even has the accent

😂😂😂

Jakub Port he still doesn’t condone people to do it though; nor encourages anybody.

goes both ways, since people looking to beef up security will have a better idea what to look for.

@@Error-oq6xc yeah but it's kind of a joke. He's aware.

I slowed the video down because he was talking to quickly for me to write

@Mike L Honestly, I would be too if I did it.

But he really didn't. There is nothing he said that would really be helpful unless someone is just new and daft to this world.

He also says you will get caught

@@frequencydecline5250 Each piece of advice is helpful even if that's obvious for some.

He also tells the owners what to do.

I don't condone you to commit these crimes, but if you do, here's how you should do it.

Lucifer his channel is awesome

He released a book

Lucifer that’s what he does on his channel. The stories are great and definitely worth the watch.

Lucifer nope same here

Sherman Heinig a expensive book though but he makes videos on it at his channel

Jewel robber doesn't sound as good

He sounds like he really misses his thief job. 😄 Did you notice? So much excitement in his voice.

It's darkly hilarious how many times he has to reiterate that everything he's describing is morally wrong, like he knows how naturally convincing he sounds

@@juliabernard25 why did u copy past another comment to reply

I do not encourage stealing..."if your going to steal something steal apple watches"😂

@Adaneth That's right, LYAO right into my mouth! :')

Disclaimer: Vanity Fair does not advocate the cooool crime of robbery.

don't forget? "this looser got caught"

😆😆😆😆

I write Checks at the grocery store. So? Again 😂

Holden Mcgroine No, he’s right. Not all burglary involves theft. Most of it does but not all. A thief is a person who takes things when no one is looking a robber takes things by force or with the threat of force.

He was implying that he had these people at gunpoint. That's robbing

Stealing and robbing are 2 different things.

the voice is pre recorded idiot

he also makes it very clear that no matter what you do and no matter how good you are, you will get caught eventually.

"son, even if i banged other guyses wives dont do it! i dont condone it"

@@cake2531 I can't get caught by the cops if I kill the cops.

​@@cake2531, unless you become the one who catches.

@Cipheiz or you can just get cought the first time so you can get addicted there

Thank mr. bing

🤣 best comment

Google shows you the legal ways and what it thunks you want bing shows you exactly what you want

@@maryjoygelizon4268 You do realize that the gentleman in the video had to go to jail.

Lmao 😂

pure coincidence.

austin cramer that’s what the accomplices say

Hm.... stealing items with a GPS tracking system... Hm... Digital fingerprints all over the place...

Glad someone else noticed

PLT LDR not gonna be set up so if he’s selling them next day that’s fine

oh....... oh..... oh.......

lmao he could've said anything but thought of apple watch because it was right in front of him

Wait a minute...

I don't like where this is going, or where it went

He did say "rob what you know".

Jonathan Sefcik this is such an underrated comment

@@mehakdoosaj it's not he copied someone else comment

*insert instructional website here*

Copied comment

Makaveli X oops didn’t notice!! I take it back OP, NOT COOL

Lets gang up... South bridge, 11:45 when sun is shining at an 40 degree angle and reflects on passing by people, safe is opening at 11:50 and closes after 15 minutes. Cops will be here in 10, at least 1 patrol car will be first, so we got 5 minutes to get in and out. Take the hard stuff, no paper, nothing personalized so nothing can be traced. I'll get the Baby Yoda mask to look cute, you get teddy bear or something...or just mom's pantyhose and sunglasses. The moment you get in, color down the height markings with large line up and down. We split it at our meeting point and get lost our own ways, never to be seen again. I have no relatives, no gf, I am forever alone, so don't bother blackmailing me.

@@JackSilver1410 jokes on you he put slow acting poison in your drink a week before the heist

@@NeostormXLMAX pulled a sneaky on ya

@@NeostormXLMAX jokes on you he knew that you would do that so he switched the drinks so actually the other guy took it himself

The FBI agent monitoring this: *taking notes* sure

That's golden, mate.:)

@@phiainstituteofenglish7508 Was literary thinking this, wished he would have said, "they'll be a judus in your squad"

Then you realize without that "snitch" things would've ended up differently and defeats the point of "Jesus"

Lol

Jesus knew he practically told Judas to get it over with before he got captured

Here is another tip: Loose weight and you can run faster.

Common sense really

@@monkeyman1327 Yea, but there are upcoming robbers required some education, otherwise they can get caught real fast.

@@rif42 if you need to run faster, you already failed .

Thx it's kinda common sense think how much a phonebook weighs

Please?

Though that is difficult . They could get someone like Dexter . A weird forensic expert

i would really like to see that

Cannibal describes cooking recipes used in movies.

Psycho Maniac breaks down famous psychotic rampages

yes i do!

@@LarryLawtonJewelThief Mr Lawton. Honor to say hi to you. Have a great day and love the channel, it has helped me quite a lot.

"Pause right there. Really cool detail here is that he has a plumbus, which is actually something that many aliens own. Good attention to detail."

@@AsDeft lol very accurate

ellow maboiii you do realize that’s only 10 years away

@@masoncha7262 you do realize it's a joke

Earthling Cinema

feel like that’ll send more people to jail lol

I agree, this guy has a lot of good advice that would be golden for movies. A lot of movies really need to consult people like him, because a little realism goes a long way in movies.

starring the rock?

Lord Motorsports lol I dont think we want realistic heist, it will just give future criminals just an idea on the how to be a successful robber.

Only reasonable Comment.