Unfunny Defibrillator fun facts! -Many buildings & public venues have an AED case mounted on a wall somewhere. *It's a defibrillator that anyone can use* ; as soon as you turn it on, it'll play recorded instructions. The shock pads are sticky, so you can keep on thumpin' (except during heart rhythm analysis, but the AED will tell you). AED = Automated External Defibrillator. -You can (and should) start chest compressions before looking for an AED, though. Ideally, yell for someone else to call for help and go find the AED while you work. -The bit about yelling "CLEAR" before every shock is accurate and super important. Your knees should be touching the patient while you perform CPR. Be sure you back all the way off, or the shock can heck you all the way up. (Likewise, if you have the AED, be aware that some folks won't want to break contact with the patient; make sure they do before pushing the shock button.) -Current CPR guidelines don't require mouth-to-mouth. The main event is forcing the patient's blood to keep circulating. You can get your own pocket mask/barrier for rescue breathing if you want to, or even a Bag Valve Mask, which lets you push air into the lungs without putting your mouth on anybody. 2 breaths to every 30 compressions. 100-120 Beats Per Minute. -If you can talk or do anything else while performing CPR, then you probably need to CPR harder. Never stop bopping longer than 20 seconds. -Don't feel for a pulse with your thumb. Thumbs are liars. (i.e. you might feel your own thumb's pulse & do a Big Oops™) -Not every heart rhythm is shockable. You may end up slamming that sternum until the ambulance arrives. Keep your hands within the nipple zone.

when necromancers use fancy instruments to pretend they're not using magic

That "I don't do astrology" line got me good.

The "It only works if the patient is dead" followed by an immediate gunshot and then instant revival is just perfection

As a nursing student, "the heart machine is like eeeeee" got me real good

So its just a seriously unqualified guy with actual magical life reviving chest paddles

"This is billy. He has stage four terminal cancer." "I don't do astrology."

TF2 Medic: _shoots a goddamn crossbow into your eye socket, heals you instantly_

“You see, they have to be dead.” *Bang* “What?” “Billy!” “Clear.” “Mom!” “Billy!” “What the f**k” Oh my fucking god it’s so deadpan and simple and yet this is hilarious

I sobbed uncontrollably when the kid just wanted to dab but couldn’t, life is so unfair

"Sometimes to save a life, you need to take one" -Doc

Okay, but no one is talking about how smoothly the assistant took this. He saw this dude ressurect a guy from death, and instead of going "we need to study it" he went "we can use this to help people". A+ on his part

Imagine spending three years learning medicine just for this guy to roll up and do this

"You will buddy, you will." (Low voice) "He'll be dead in a week." "What?" Poor kid

"took you long enough" as the guy who plays medic just about every game, I felt that.

I was hoping that for Billy they'd just have the doctor full force chuck a medkit at him, but yours was better

0:23 nobody: The captions: (heart monitor goes from one long sad beep to many small happy beeps)

“The heart machine is like *eeeeee* “ “That’s bad.”

Remember: Switching to your heal skill is faster than Reviving

This heavily feels like a Fallout game... Like someone just spent their skill points on Charisma and Healing so he just became a Doctor in like an hour and just suddenly started to work miracles...

I'm dying. The dude's character is perfect.

Back when BF3 launched you were able to kill your own teammates, lose like 50 points and then revive them again for 200 points or something. Easy XP grinding.

I remember playing BF4 with a friend once, he only had the paddles and not the medic kit so when someone ran up and kept yelling for a medic, he shot them straight in the head and revived them to full health. The guy said thanks and ran off. Best moment ever.

2:21, the guy saying wtf is literally me everyday

That last one was just killing your 1 hp teammate to revive them at 25

The best part is how the magic life paddles appear out of nowhere whenever they need to be called upon.

Random soldier: *takes direct tank shell to the face Medic: “He’ll live”

"What do you mean?" "Well, they have to be dead." This line got me

When you watch it again, know the jokes, and they still hit. Masterpiece.

*Shoots and then revives* This is an actual strat in some games lmaoo

As a nurse, i can confirm that this is exactly how we cure every single patient.

This is some of the most amazing content on the platform. The animation style is unique and it matches the sillyness of the animation to perfection, that makes it a 15/10

That was the most heart wrenching dab I have ever seen.

patient turnaround would be a lot faster if he fully charged the paddles.

I love how he shoots them then immediately revives him, making the bloodstain disappear as well.

A true masterpiece of cinema. Having been a medic (in battlefield 1 and 5) I can tell you that a syringe works just as well

- What's his prognosis? - He's dead - Don't give me that fancy medical jargon.

i love how he just pulls the gun without even looking at the child because he knows the child can't dodge.

FPS Medica be like: “I didn’t give you permission to die! Now take your blown intestines and ripped off head and move it!”

“Say it. Say the magic word.” “Kept you waiting, huh?”

The only video on UKposts I've re-watched many times and still got the same smile from every time. Thank you

1:17 He charged up the Defibrillator which 100% means he’s revived with full health this guy is 100% a certified medic since many other battlefield medics don’t charge the defibrillator leaving you only at 20-30% health out of 100...

"Took you long enough" In these videos there's always an unexpectedly simple line that makes me laugh, kudos

soldier: *breaks legs* combat medic: "walk it off"

You just warmed the hearts of paramedics everywhere. Extra extra kudos for the BLS instructions in the comments. That kind of stuff could quite literally save a life.

“Doctor this man broke both of his legs, the bones are shattered and his left arm has been cut off!” “Say no more.” Fuckin tosses a small medkit at him

RPG Logic, character lose all status conditions when dead. So rather than bringing like 10 different antidotes, just bring a gun and revive potion

This is gold - great writing. You've really got the Haver effect dialed in, too.

“He won’t, he’ll be dead in a week” 😂😂😂

That a calmest mom I ever seen

"I told you not use that slang" had me ded 😂

shouldve ended with: "oop, he mustve been on the enemy team"

This is one of my favorite videos. One of the funniest ive seen in awhile. Keep up the great work man!!!

When the 8-INT character has the most powerful artifact.

I love how Joel Haver spawned a whole new generation of animated comics authors with his tutorial... Brilliant!

The very video that got me into this genre months ago, thank you Goat man

I just came across this channel but I am so thankful I love this style it's so stupid good. Never change

"Prognosis" is fine to use since it just means what is likely to happen due to the medical issue. "Oh this man looks sick. Prognosis?" "Because of his ligma, there's a good chance that he will ligma balls".

If a kid said that in a voice chat the medic would stop healing him and say "Don't worry Billy I will dab over your grave" Any medic knows that healing teammates is not the hard part of the job. Seeing what they are doing is.

These videos are always funny, great work man

This is good stuff and I'm glad the animation style is becoming a genre.

The last "Mommy" got me cracking up. Very fun skit overall

FPS medics actually be like: "oh this guy needs reviving?" *Keeps running directly into enemy fire with 10 downed teammates behind him*

Knowing how most FPS medics work they all would just run past the patient and get corner camped

Thanks! I love the writing, and the animation!

"This is Billy. He has stage 4 terminal cancer." "Please, I don't do astrology." LMFAO, I CAN'T--

love how the style is transfered so smoothly. i genuienly thought i was watching joel haver. keep it up man

Was half expecting him to jam a hypo in somebody’s chest for 5 seconds to mix it up.

1:57 "He'll be dead in a week" 20 seconds later: The prophecy foretold.

Interestingly, ventricular tachycardia is one of the shockable rhythms so that would actually work well. However, flatlining or asystole is not a shockable rhythm even though TV and movies love to use it for dramatic effect. Instead you would administer epinephrine every 3-5 min and start CPR while running a troubleshooting checklist of underlying problems.

That was golden. Now, i wanna see more!

Just the absolute best I like the smile that the doctor has on all the time like full confidence radiating

When he shot and revived the kid, gave me a real rainbow vibe when you bust your teammates kneecaps, then revive them

*"And that's how I lost my medical license"* - Medic

I just love how he shouts "clear" everytime he's doing magic

I wanted the car crash guy to wake up and just SCREAM

I love that even defibrillation of a flatlined patient is the wrong thing to do.

Battlefield 4 medics be like: "HAHA defib go burrr"

You forgot that bandaging an arm will heal bullet wounds on your legs.

This is my favorite video you made.

Found this hilarious after rounding on patients today. However, I feel as though I'd lose my job if I adopted your treatment plan.

I love it when I completely fragment somebody's skull into a 50 meter radius spread with a tank shell only to sees a medic instantly reviving the guy with a defibrillator who then throws a medkit to his freshly generated face and the dude just walks it off. "Just a scratch soldier!"

I feel proud that I actually could understand the diagnoses

Fun fact: I’m studying Medicine rn and the first situation is completely plausible. Ventricular Tachycardia (VT) is a shockable rhythm so we would defib while someone is experiencing a cardiac arrest due to VT. I love this channel so much

I love how you can vaporize someone with q 30mm Cannon burst at 6000rds/m and electricute them back to being a soldier fit for combat

I was playing Gates of hell: Ostfront yesterday, where a soldier got hit by an anti-tank shell center mass. The critical position he was serving was no longer whole. But thankfully, I had a medic in a trench may be halfway across the map. By the time the medic showed up, my soldier's life meter had started to flash. But the godly powers of the medic, he administered CPR while under fire and revived the previously maimed unit. Love video game medics, may their efforts not be forgotten.

Been a year since I've seen it. Love it still that great delivery

The look of sheer confusion on his face was fucking priceless. 🤣🤣🤣

The Joel Haver animation style is my FAVORITE keep the vids comin'!

deadass be like: soldier: “ahh shit Im shot” medic: *throws med bag at his fat face* soldier: “thanks doc”

I originally dismissed this for being similar to Joel Haver’s stuff, but this was really funny and original. Very well done! You’ve earnt a subscription. Can’t wait to see more of your stuff. I loved the video game speedrunning videos too!

gets blown up by rpg medic : clear goes back to the fight

Need you to make "fps engineers be like" Welding a bike to fix it, welding a burning engine to fix it, welding a burning wooden thing to fix it and welding single a piece of scrap metal into a tank

This is how I used to roleplay as a doctor when I was little. Glad to see that someone has made that memory funnier

Thank you for that ending. Im crying I can't breath.

“I just wanna be like the other kids and dab with my fortnite fidget spinner”

1:39 "please, I don't do astrology." That line killed me lmao, thankfully the doctor is here to revive me.

Seems like Joel opened the door for some really interesting content on this platform

These are my new favorite thing on UKposts

Thanks to the medics and supports who actually play their role and just know I love you