Fun Tax Write-Offs | Trump Falls Asleep In Court | Billy Joel’s CBS Concert Cutoff
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@alicesrabbit7126 13 днів тому
Lmao, Trump whinning about missing his son's graduation...and what was he doing just after the birth of his son, again???
@elviarodriguez3908 13 днів тому
Mela said, don't bother to show at my son's graduation, you weren't there when he was born, your just try to get out of being in court to face your transgressions.
@SUZSMITH 13 днів тому
Seems like perfect bookends
@MrJBA79 13 днів тому
... assuming Barron graduates. He is a tRump after all, so he is a born failure.
@taggah2000 13 днів тому
@@elviarodriguez3908 can you provide a source for this? This would be beautiful and I so want it to be true, but it would also be very uncharacteristic of her to so harshly and publicly bite the hand that feeds her, and it is so easy for someone else to pass off something made up as true.
@johnsmithe4656 13 днів тому
@@taggah2000 There were no quotes. I think it's just wishful thinking, not meant to be taken seriously. That might be well what Melania says to Trump, but remember, she also wore a jacket with "i dont reely care do u?" spray painted on the back of it when visiting children imprisoned in concentration camps by her husband. So excuse me for not giving that witch the benefit of the doubt.
@user-xc1xg8ob4o 13 днів тому
"In the courtroom, the mighty courtroom, the Mango sleeps tonight"
@TracyAdams-ry2fc 13 днів тому
🎵🎶🤣💙😆👏👍
@Commenting-answering 13 днів тому
Hush my Trumpie, don’t speak my Trumpie, … EVER!
@vedwalker3974 13 днів тому
He tanna here, he tanna there, He tanna here, he tanna there, He tanna here, he tanna there...
@LPS-mh8kx 13 днів тому
Bwahahaha 😂
@mariekastler5391 13 днів тому
A Wing A Wok, A Wing A Wok...
@Joy-tk8qj 13 днів тому
Watching the people behind Trump squirm during his “speech” was priceless!😆🤣
@Mortthemoose 13 днів тому
They were REALLY bored!!! I was watching all of them, and non of them were paying any attention to him! 😂😂
@pattyayers 13 днів тому
I like watching the people in back of him, fascinating
@helentaylor7132 11 днів тому
At beginning of clip I saw a big yawn back there.
@normanreyome8237 11 днів тому
The smell was wafting.....
@user-tn3qf1gg1j 10 днів тому
Tuff way to earn $40 bucks being put to sleep by the Orange pumpkin head's whingathon
@antique7391 13 днів тому
Trump went to the U.S.S. Arizona Memorial site at Pearl Harbor several years ago. His question: “so what was this all about”? True story..
@dthomas9230 13 днів тому
AT ARLINGTON THE FORMER MORON-IN-CHIEF ASKED "What was in it for them?"
@paulgibbon5991 13 днів тому
In a way, I kind of envy the guy. Imagine living life like that. No doubt, no uncertainty, no anxiety that you don't know something or you're not up to a task. And enough superficial charisma and wealth that reality need never intrude on you.
@CelesteKnowles 12 днів тому
true.
@danieldavidson2387 12 днів тому
He called those who died there "suckers" and "losers."
@truhhhhhhhokIII3 12 днів тому
@@paulgibbon5991they say ignorance is bliss, and he is so much bliss😂
@charlesmartin1121 13 днів тому
'If Trump can be convicted there, he can be convicted anywhere...it's up to you New York, New York.'
@satori2890 13 днів тому
Even old Alcatraz has been re named for....
@solvseus 13 днів тому
Former guy: if I can be indicted, anyone can. Everyone else: well... yeah. Duh. 🤨
@tanazinn8484 13 днів тому
👍👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣
@deenormus1944 13 днів тому
😃I flippin’ love u for that.
@dvdhr1 13 днів тому
we see what you did here
@tdsoldier3198 13 днів тому
After falling asleep in court today, I think Trump has earned the name Don Snoreleone.
@indigowolf556 13 днів тому
Lol😅😅😅
@erickhart8046 13 днів тому
😂
@solvseus 13 днів тому
Dang, that was better than mine
@tanazinn8484 13 днів тому
👍🤣🤣🤣
@ladydragon5526 13 днів тому
😂 Okay best comment ever
@valerieleigh77 13 днів тому
His Gettysburg rant sounds like a 12 year old who didn't study trying to just ramble through a class presentation 😅
@patchgen 12 днів тому
But a 12 yr old's rambling makes more sense than Trump.
@kiki19822 11 днів тому
All of his speeches sound the same way.
@XtinaCMV 10 днів тому
As a 5th grade social studies teacher, I can 10000% confirm this. Pathetic lol.
@ronlucius5034 9 днів тому
A book report
@sharolhathaway6836 13 днів тому
Don Snorleone-the Nodfather! What a buffoon!
@lostintranslation7652 9 днів тому
😂Or also: the Snorefather… Look who’s snoring now. 😄
@corneliusdinkmeyer2190 13 днів тому
How can anyone listen to this guy & think he’s capable of running our country??? He speaks yabba dabba do.
@Achdujeh 13 днів тому
or as Kimmel pointed out: yabba dabba doofus ^^
@MM-vv8mt 13 днів тому
Yabba dabba doodoo
@JohnHF1957 13 днів тому
Neither of the two main candidates in becoming President will "run" the country. They are not up to all aspects of the job. The decisions will be made by advisors. That has already been the case with some issues in the past eight years. If Trump had made every decision during his presidency the country would have been ruined beyond repair.
@maryroberts589 13 днів тому
@@MM-vv8mtI love the Google translation of your comment! It's what we would have gotten if he had joined the other candidates on stage during the Rep debates!!
@beth8775 13 днів тому
Fred Flinstone would do a better job!
@gottadance07 13 днів тому
I’ve said for years that Colbert keeps me sane. He’s a genius!
@cheska2024 13 днів тому
I've said the very same thing.
@takata98 13 днів тому
In 2018 - 2019 after I introduced friends in the UK to Colbert, they said watching shows satirizing the antics of 45, it helped them laugh rather than despair! But they still couldn't understand why the US made him 45!
@care2think611 13 днів тому
So true! And he's a national treasure. I'm sure his writers are right there with him. He's doing his part to inform while entertaining us about the serious threat to the country we love.
@gottadance07 13 днів тому
@@care2think611, yes, the writers are incredible!
@rebeccacamacho-sobczak4282 13 днів тому
@@care2think611 He really cares about our country!
@jonellepatterson82 13 днів тому
Just finished watching "The Lying Detective" where Sherlock Holmes referred to Culverton Smith as "This creature, that rotting thing is a living, breathing coagulation of human evil." Perfect description of Trump.
@Mortthemoose 13 днів тому
With Jeremy Brett?
@nicksower6064 13 днів тому
I'm surprised Trump didn't say anything about the "Gettysburg Dress."
@Mortthemoose 13 днів тому
😂😂😂 👗
@Lionize728 13 днів тому
Trump's recounting of Gettysburg was the best episode of "Drunk History" I've ever seen.
@bobbarker1798 13 днів тому
Good one.
@kevincahill5363 13 днів тому
you got me laughing!
@chriskelly6559 13 днів тому
Hard to believe he was actually sober, can't imagine what he'd be like drunk.
@dianetucker8644 11 днів тому
Probably he has never heard of this history, but anything that sounds like a burger would certainly interest him. Haven't laugh't out loud for some true. Thanks Stephen!
@dianetucker8644 11 днів тому
Haven't laughed out loud for some time . . .
@laalaa99stl 13 днів тому
This from the guy who calls his nemesis Sleepy Joe? All the while he's Dozin' Donny? At least he was the opposite of woke. 👍
@sevendegrees 13 днів тому
I hope Dozin Donnie sticks!
@solvseus 13 днів тому
A poster above said "Don Snorleone", but yours is good too.
@verceleslaron5108 13 днів тому
Droolin' donnie😅😅😅
@user-re9ui1ji1b 13 днів тому
Yes, DOZIN' DONNIE.....BRILLIANT !!! (of course, the DOSING DROOLER works) LOLOLOL 😏
@TabethaAurochs 13 днів тому
Respect to "at least he's not woke!" Kinda surprised nobody else used that 😅
@andrewburleson9846 13 днів тому
WAY TO GO NEW YORK! I’m applauding on behalf of your many, many, many CALIFORNIA FANS Your Courts can do it! Hurrah!
@ronaldharding3927 12 днів тому
I love the English language. It never fails that those who cry that immigrants "must speak English" don't know the language, ie. the individual in his post who used 'aloud' for 'allowed'. It's unusual for a 'genious' to butcher the King's English, but he does it on a regular basis. It also chaps my derriere when someone reels over the pronouns one uses to describe themselves when 90% of US citizens don't know how to use them anyway. I suppose Trump can blame immigrants for his incredibly inept English, since he's blaming them for poisoning my blood. Well I'm one poisoning ScotsIrish immigrant who demands that my POTUS speak understandable English to set the example for five year olds on the ART OF THE SPEAKING.
@okkietrooy6841 13 днів тому
I am non-american and am barely educated in american history. Even I could recognize that the former president had no idea about what happened at Gettysburgh. Now I know a lot more about this battle because I read Wikepedia about the subject. Obviously very basic stuff but in about 15 minutes I knew far more about this stuff than the former president.
@samuela-aegisdottir 8 днів тому
Another non-American here, I also clearly recognised that he doesn't have a clue. And I also googled the battle awterwards. I wonder if Trump even know about the existence of Wikipedia.
@magster6022 13 днів тому
He has no f'ing idea what happened at Gettysburg!😂
@Commenting-answering 13 днів тому
I was amazed he knew it was in Pennsylvania. I figured he thought it was in Slovenia.
@mesaeddie 13 днів тому
So sad how Lee somehow has fallen out of favor. What a dip shit.
@ThatOpalGuy 13 днів тому
Just tell him it was where his cult got their traitorous butts handed to them.
@nickyreed8341 13 днів тому
Not one fraction of an idea!!
@Jerry-oo8hd 13 днів тому
Or where it is…he was 2 1/2 hours away in Shneksville
@WolfsToob 13 днів тому
The “Gettysburg Word Salad”, such a powerful and beautiful and horrific and special and uphill speech!
@Auggie1949 13 днів тому
I loved that Gettysburg Garbled Word Salad. Listened to it more than once and saved it. It really does sound like something the orange poopy idiot would say or try to say.
@geridinewhite869 13 днів тому
Huh ?😂😂
@markjacobs3665 13 днів тому
Imagine being in the Fraternity of Presidents and realize....he's one of us. 😂😢😮
@wonderrob3225 13 днів тому
The animatronics in Disney's Hall of Presidents are designed without the ability to experience emotions like embarrassment. Otherwise, they might feel ashamed to share the stage with tRump
@johnpozios 13 днів тому
Gettysburg Word Salad 😂😂😂
@MultisportOfficial 13 днів тому
Colbert used to refuse to say his name. He should go back to that, simply calling him, "the defendant."
@Aaron.Thomas 13 днів тому
"Ever notice how Robert E Lee is out of favor" he says... oh, you mean ever since the civil war?
@InterestedCitizen 13 днів тому
Ha!...So it's time to switch from taunting President Biden for being "sleepy" to Drooling Donald😅😜
@c0mpu73rguy 13 днів тому
From his supporters? Not gonna happen. Also just because Trump is senile doesn’t mean Biden isn’t.
@InterestedCitizen 13 днів тому
@@c0mpu73rguy I don't care what mentally ill MAGA people support or think.
@antoniograncino3506 13 днів тому
Donald challenged Joe to a drool...
@InterestedCitizen 13 днів тому
@@antoniograncino3506 Yep.
@martinblunden4689 13 днів тому
@@c0mpu73rguyyeah,but only one of them is facing criminal charges?😊
@philoctetes_wordsworth 13 днів тому
I swear, he is having mini-strokes, right before our eyes.
@tinkerstrade3553 13 днів тому
I'm pretty sure he's already had several mini strokes. His reaction when it happens is to devolve into gibberish, while it was zoning out for Moscow Mitch. Seriously, being in our 70s, my wife and I have had this conversation with her doctor. (Strokes are a thing in her family!) And I have noted it in friends and family. Nope, not a doctor, just an old geezer that has tried to pay attention.
@kousoumarendall7948 13 днів тому
I wish that it's true.😊😅
@yourmomisvaxxed5570 13 днів тому
I’m really hoping it’s from Long COVID because that means his body will not be able to keep up with this pace no matter what his team tries. I have similar speech issues from Long COVID, and he sounds like the days my therapist suggests we just do a half session 😆
@yourmomisvaxxed5570 13 днів тому
@@tinkerstrade3553absolutely he has a distinct neurological problem. Like, in the wiring, not just intelligence. He is rapidly degrading.
@beckybertolino8056 13 днів тому
I've said don the con is stroking for a heart attack
@triciac1019 13 днів тому
"The people of New York, that's us." Love it!
@albertwjoell 13 днів тому
Absolutely! ...it's up to you New York, New York! Be vicious and beautiful and horrible and put Don Yawn in jail, in so many ways, even uphill me boys!
@BrattyBetty 13 днів тому
Remember when Trump said Revolutionary War Troops ‘took over the Airports’ in his Fourth of July Speech ?
@gregbors8364 13 днів тому
They also rammed the ramparts. (Lest we forget) 🇺🇸
@Sheila-su5he 13 днів тому
Yeah! And I said to myself, wtf is he talking about? Trump knows nothing about nothing! He just makes up BS!
@patricknabors1898 13 днів тому
Yeah, somehow that doesn't get the level of attention it deserves... Imagine if Biden said that...
@dawnstanley1733 13 днів тому
🤣🤣🤣🤭 Yep.
@jamesturner2126 13 днів тому
☠️
@mynameisworld 13 днів тому
Trump has no idea what Gettysburg is. 😂
@keitholsen8787 13 днів тому
Well, he got it right what state it’s in. Not anything else though.
@oldauntzibby4395 13 днів тому
@@keitholsen8787are you saying he isn't sure of the Gettysburg address?
@vsznry 13 днів тому
@@oldauntzibby4395 we're saying #separationofchurchandstate 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@darkstorm0433 13 днів тому
Yeah, this is the guy who also said that Andrew Jackson could have stopped the Civil War if he wanted to. He doesn't know the first thing about American history, what a clown😂
@microbe_rz31 13 днів тому
My father knew J.Paul Getty. Beautiful art at the Gettysburg museum.
@JenyOnad-xxx 12 днів тому
Trump talking about Gettysburg has serious: “kid who forgot to do the reading” energy
@thisbushnell2012 12 днів тому
That energy is the whole of his mental state of being.
@janealamosmack8151 12 днів тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@helloxonsfan 12 днів тому
*Yep! tRump is one zip code short of the full Gettysburg address...!!! (LOL)* 🤣
@guynorth3277 13 днів тому
"Do cheer to loud, we may need you for jury duty" ! How you helped me through these nightmare years, Stephen.
@reneelibby4885 12 днів тому
he's a National Treasure
@laalaa99stl 13 днів тому
Never fight uphill. This coming from the guy easily defeated by a ramp... down!
@c0mpu73rguy 13 днів тому
That he ran down like a champ (or was it a chimp?), I know it because he bragged about it (old age is terrifying).
@chuyocaca4153 13 днів тому
😂🤣
@Sheila-su5he 13 днів тому
😂😂😂😂 Good one!
@Sheila-su5he 13 днів тому
@@c0mpu73rguyWell one day you'll find out!
@ivareskesner2019 13 днів тому
Of course he is bored, fidgety and lethargic all at the same time. Nobody has made him pay attention like this since he was in school. It's exhausting for him. He's used to being the one making people fidgety, bored and lethargic. Now he is rediscovering what that feels like. I have to say that there's a definite sense of schadenfreude to this (a sense of delight in other's misfortune). It's good to see people like this get humbled. It's therapeutic. Rekindles your faith in justice and humanity. Because it's very easy to lose those these days.
@shirleyrombough8173 13 днів тому
Schadenfreude only when it's trump who is finally getting his due.
@bonnys3015 13 днів тому
The only reason I am enjoying his discomfort (and praying his stock falls to >$1.00 per share) is because of how hateful a person he is. When he made 'fun' of the disabled reporter, that was it for me. I have absolutely no use for him or his DREADFUL family.
@robertcowan7610 13 днів тому
He can't lay out lines of Adderall or Cocaine any time he wants to while in the hot seat at a New York state courthouse ( finally ) being held accountable for the state crimes he committed that are related to the federal crimes that he and Bill Barr corruptly protected him from, and that is why he's nodding off, and part of the reason he can never be allowed anywhere near political office ever again for the remainder of his natural life ( which he should be spending in prison).
@pattyayers 13 днів тому
Yes, we know the word 🙄
@pattyayers 13 днів тому
@@bonnys3015 And that was 8 1/2 years ago
@LazyJack2003 13 днів тому
Got to love the "That´s us!" Today, I am a New Yorker, too! Greetings from Europe!
@triciac1019 13 днів тому
Even though I live in Utah, I will be a New Yorker for this whole trial.
@radinsyah1574 13 днів тому
It’s official. A President of the United States of America has no meaningful knowledge about the war at Gettysburg 😂 And America wants to re-elect him? 😂 😂 😂
@user-gx2uu7jd3v 13 днів тому
Whomever wrote the 3K joke is BRILLIANT!!!!
@LindaC616 13 днів тому
Whoever 🙂 Uncertain jackal-we don't know if Seth is going to feed us this week
@Justusson 13 днів тому
The joke was worth more than the fine itself,..
@lynnhettrick7588 11 днів тому
@@LindaC616It looks like no Seth this week. He didn’t say “see me next week” (because he was being strangled) and I think he was on Kimmel.
@LindaC616 11 днів тому
@lynnhettrick7588 yes, I saw that
@user-gx2uu7jd3v 4 дні тому
@@LindaC616 sometimes autocorrect gets things wrong 😂😂🤗, thank you for the correction! 😊😊😊
@al_lahn4264 13 днів тому
Trump's Gettysburg ramble reminds me so much of the kids in history class who clearly didn't prepare for their presentations but got up and said whatever came to mind anyway.
@johnsmithe4656 13 днів тому
Using purposely vague and sometimes contradictory terms, like a psychic with their predictions, just so you can claim you got something right, never mind all the wrong stuff. It demonstrates a tremendous lack of respect for everyone in the room. Not just that you didn't prepare, but that you thought so little of your audience that you think it doesn't even matter, or that they're dumb enough to buy it. It's truly childish. As an adult, if you don't prepare, you don't gas light everyone and insult their intelligence; you say, "I'm so sorry I did not prepare for this, I won't waste your time any more; let me go prepare and we'll try this again later." Not preparing is bad enough, but then acting like you did or that it doesn't matter is downright offensive and everyone should hate you for it.
@trueblue6201 13 днів тому
That is so blatantly clear, I can't believe that everyone doesn't see it.
@gePanzerTe 13 днів тому
Those guys are sooooo old. The battle of the Granpas... 😅
@DeeSeeTheCast 13 днів тому
Hahaha
@vjr5261 13 днів тому
That is exactly the case. That’s what he is.
@Alex-xn8pq 13 днів тому
His evangelicals from the southern states must love his "beautiful" battle quote. If memory serves the Confederacy lost at Gettysburg and retreated back into Virginia.
@tammystockley-loughlin7680 11 днів тому
I saw Billy Joel at Boston Garden a long time ago...THE BEST CONCERT. The energy made your hair stand up a little. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during these trying times.
@gerrymercado3182 13 днів тому
Now officially he’s the laughingstock of the whole world 😄🤣😂
@kerrynicholls6683 13 днів тому
What? I’m sorry to tell you but he’s been officially the world’s biggest laughingstock since 2016. Trust me I live on the world, outside of America 🇺🇸. Lots of Love ❤️ from outside, 🌏 that’s it, right down the bottom. If you guessed Australia 🇦🇺, you win. Nothing. But well done 👍
@glenncordova4027 13 днів тому
It is 8 years ago, all over again. Remember him speech at the United Nations. He had them rolling in the aisles, patting himself on the back for doing a terrific job of nothing yet.
@carolw8579 13 днів тому
Sorry it's way too late for thaT. 🙄
@teresapaskell5459 13 днів тому
Correct but he’s always been👍
@jandrews6254 12 днів тому
You’re late to this party!
@Iluthra 13 днів тому
Tell our grandchildren about? I will never give trump another thought after November 5th 2024. Gone and forgotten.
@AmericanTeacher-USA 13 днів тому
We hope ..... 🙏.
@leel69540 13 днів тому
It's hard to get rid of roaches..
@or2ak 13 днів тому
Trump will run again in 2028 and Maga will follow.
@curiosdogg 13 днів тому
I've thought that before too.
@pepsiwepsi1952 13 днів тому
Yeah, Good Luck with that. Not MAGA but you are dumb if you believe that‘s the last of his influence.
@markshepardsongs 13 днів тому
Simply great writing. And we NEED the humor in these terrifying times. Thank you.
@robin2012ism 12 днів тому
The Daily Endorphin.
@unifiedvision999 12 днів тому
I wonder if Trump has any idea that Gettysburg was the battle that was the turning point where the South started to get it's ass kicked.
@ChandlerSomborac 13 днів тому
For a guy who doesn't drink, Trump *still* sounds drunk when he talks.
@alicetelford9027 13 днів тому
Trump has been having a series mini strokes, the big one will occur soon.
@meganm1074 13 днів тому
Doctors who look at his speeches say he has dementia.
@alwood9148 13 днів тому
he should take it up
@ericparrish1515 13 днів тому
Lucky he can afford to drink
@MaryBravado-wy8iq 13 днів тому
Adderall
@vinniediesel1369 13 днів тому
Signs of a psychopath • behavior that conflicts with all social norms. • disregarding or violating the rights of others. • unconcerned to distinguish between right and wrong. • extreme difficulty showing remorse, void of empathy. • tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner. • extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others. • no conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions while claiming ownership of the success of others.
@Harald- 13 днів тому
That's exactly what 68 million supporters love about him.
@kousoumarendall7948 13 днів тому
It's a narcistic person kown as the criminal Donald J Trump.
@vlh5114 13 днів тому
Hey…perfect description of Harry & Rachel Meghan Markle! When is the MSM going to start exposing those 2 grifters & give H a swift kick out of this country!
@Washougalite1 13 днів тому
Add malignant narcissist and we have IQ45 🎉
@caniican 13 днів тому
Daddy...is that you???😈
@humdrumdontsuccumb 13 днів тому
I wish his lawyer had just printed "GUILTY!" on the note to get a reaction🤣🤣
@patricksanders858 13 днів тому
Can you imagine what its like to wake up in court, sitting in a warm pile of your own feces?
13 днів тому
😂😂😂😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂
@robin2012ism 12 днів тому
it Depends.
@chrisallen8250 11 днів тому
I can't but he sure can.
@O.G.MISFIT 13 днів тому
Lack of Adderall has Trump lounging on the defendants table of shame
@TecKnoChoCoLaTe 13 днів тому
Either that or his lawyers sedated him
@TygerBleuToo 13 днів тому
He’s been known to use Adderal for energy and other drugs to come down. I think it’s probably best if he sleeps.
@bilateralrope8643 13 днів тому
@@TygerBleuToo If he's asleep, he won't disrupt the trial as much. So the trial proceeds smoothly and he avoids getting into more trouble. A win/win.
@BradloRaul 13 днів тому
Hey, he has to save his energy for ranting about how he’s a victim late into the night! You know he’s been treated worse than any president including Abraham Lincoln? Right?
@TheRealcdawg22 13 днів тому
Let's go, People of the State of New York! We are pulling for you!
@Commenting-answering 13 днів тому
Make us proud. Convict his ass.
@alexcarr8503 13 днів тому
Start spreading the news. It's up to you New York,,, New York.
@SUZSMITH 13 днів тому
Damn, we’re the only ones that told the rest of the country this shyster was no good.
@cindymayer3863 13 днів тому
I have lots of relatives in up state NY, and they hate t45
@TheRealcdawg22 13 днів тому
@@cindymayer3863 He makes it so easy to hate him. He has destroyed a lot of lives.
@celestemoon 13 днів тому
"Never fight a pill, me boys..." Don Snoreleone never has, after all
@DustyJones1997BGCL 13 днів тому
Day 1 of the former guy's trial and he's already snoozing. Looks like he won't make it through the week, let alone 6-8 weeks. Can't wait to see him in a jail cell.
@markfoster1520 13 днів тому
I had to reply......you were stuck on "45"!
@ttacking_you 13 днів тому
You think Biden should be in jail. And you're a trump supporter @@markfoster1520. I'm just guessing because I didn't get your comment ? But I saw that exclamation point outside the quotation marks and that just had MAGA written all over it.
@Subliminalgaly44 13 днів тому
You think? He’s never had a 9-5
@violethbarrera2625 13 днів тому
I think that man is making another show He and his family and " friends" are planning for getting more money and continue lying to get into the White House. So people of The United States wake up. Make noisy so this group of corrupts pay. Jail and return money taken .
@WyvernYT 12 днів тому
Imagine doing so many crimes you fall asleep during your own trial...
@seosamh.forbes 13 днів тому
Growing up in the south, they instill into you a degree of respect for Robert E Lee whether you want it or not, but to say he's ever been IN FAVOR, when he was undeniably a traitor? Maybe when he was a US Army general, but when he became a CS Army general he then and forever fell out of favor.
@brianh.4185 13 днів тому
I can’t believe you didn’t point out the dude making faces over Chump’s left shoulder.
@QUICKBOOKS1 13 днів тому
Kimmel mentioned it! I couldn't see it, at first, until that video showed me where to look! NOW, I can see it! The show left out, "Ain't No Crime", too. That would have been a perfect connention to Trump & Billy Joel.
@dceplay 12 днів тому
Great song!
@TheWtfanime 13 днів тому
That 3 K joke was spot on Anyone who's under a criminal trial shouldn't be aloud to run for any office... it's just common sense.
@Tonyhouse1168 13 днів тому
*allowed But also, yes.
@peggywoods4327 13 днів тому
I snort-laughed at that one.
@takata98 13 днів тому
The irony is SCOTUS hasn't the conscience to recognize that fact by ruling he can remain on the ballot.
@Trigm 13 днів тому
You do realize that includes *traffic tickets*, right?
@Washougalite1 13 днів тому
@@Trigm Traffic is usually civil not criminal
@shermanculbertson6244 13 днів тому
You know Trump is completely and absolutely terrified about being held accountable for his actions and crimes.
@cashuflakbreakdancer 13 днів тому
I'm not even American and I know the guy is innocent. Deep state is literally afraid of his popularity and the fact that he might hesitate when it comes to screwing over the American people for profit or he might end all the conflict America likes to start up around the world. That's bad for business
@shahnulislam9897 13 днів тому
The best part😁
@cathywolfe7993 13 днів тому
All you have to do is look at the pictures of him taken in court today. He’s terrified and exhausted looking and is aging like Dorian Grey.
@Tonyhouse1168 13 днів тому
🎉
@gamepapa1211 13 днів тому
Literally seconds before he went to court, he posted a storm on Troth Sensual about how "unfair" everything was and sounded like a kid throwing a tantrum.
@sherrivance1254 13 днів тому
I love how "you look at what's happening..." is his favorite fix-his-language phrase
@OkinMuc 13 днів тому
Mr. Colbert is ON FIRE! Awesome, awesome monologue!
@ChainReactionsProductions 13 днів тому
As a professional musician I can’t tell you how excited I got when I learned that all musical equipment purchases (including any instruments) up to $250,000 are tax deductible!!! Almost as excited as when I learned that Trump is finally seeing a crumb of accountability for his crimes!!!
@martavillanueva1062 13 днів тому
'a crumb' is right
@antoniograncino3506 13 днів тому
Ah, but your travel and lodging and meal costs as a working musician are no longer deductible.
@timtheskeptic1147 13 днів тому
I still don't see a Stradivarius in my future, but it's a start.
@ChainReactionsProductions 13 днів тому
@@antoniograncino3506 sure that’s true but I think I can live with losing a few hundred dollars on gas, hotels, and food if it means I can deduct like $2500-$5000 from buying a guitar, an amp head, some speakers and other miscellaneous equipment I need lol
@alimfuzzy 13 днів тому
As a former multimedia developer, I could claim dvds as reference material.
@alansmitheejr. 13 днів тому
Lincoln was a poet in Gettysburg,Trump only rambled incoherently about it.
@user-re9ui1ji1b 13 днів тому
A FIRST GRADER is a POET in comparison to Dump Truck. 😝
@publicuser2534 13 днів тому
My five year old niece speaks more coherently.
@danimuspiritus 13 днів тому
In Canada if you work with Animals and you bring yours with you to work, you can deduct their treats, food, etc. It’s GREAT
@lifewithdogs7572 13 днів тому
Freedom of Speech is, being able to hold a view on religious and political views with out being arrested for having those views. Freedom of speech does not mean you have the right to mouth off and annoy the crap out of everyone, and speak louder then someone because you don't like what they are saying. Some people jsut need to shut the hell up.
@samuela-aegisdottir 8 днів тому
And to prove he didn't have a clue, he called it "the right to talk".
@bethbrooks8197 13 днів тому
Guilty as charged. send him to Jail!
@publicuser2534 13 днів тому
More like a neurologist…his slurring speech is getting bad. I sound ten times better drunk.
@billroberts7881 13 днів тому
*"Guilty as charged. send him to Jail!"* Although Trump is to be considered "INNOCENT until PROVEN guilty" he absolutely SHOULD be cooling his heels in jail between court time, due to his continual violation of the gag order imposed on him. Everybody BUT that hypocritical snowflake would be behind bars if WE did even a fraction of the blatant violations of law he has done while in office, admitted to publically on TV, and at the "hate, fear, and ignorance" roadshows he and his severely brainwashed Trump cult worshipers call rallies.
@ActiveAquaSPORTSOlympicS-ul1sw 13 днів тому
Please put Trump in Jail .... now
@michelecox5241 13 днів тому
Under the jail...
@LiberallyAbsurd02 13 днів тому
Its taking to long. Lock him up and throw away the key!
@jvs3337 13 днів тому
Pretty please
@caniican 13 днів тому
Ok I will 😂
@arizonafirehorse66 13 днів тому
Under the jail!
@janusatthegate6201 13 днів тому
Trump has not been gagged--yet. Only in the courtroom. He needs to be ACTUALLY gagged.
@kiki19822 11 днів тому
He makes me gag.
@loramoore2714 13 днів тому
I didn’t know how wonderful this ending would feel, Sweet…thanks Colbert andstaff♥️🌀
@DrakeyC 13 днів тому
The biggest takeaway I have from Trump's rally - notice that in all the clips he plays, the crowd is barely listening to him.
@DogsAreAwesomeFriends 13 днів тому
They are paid actors, I’m almost sure!
@martavillanueva1062 13 днів тому
Yup, surely paid .... ukposts.info1u5ilIStVHQ?si=q_U6kxdjwdMtY-Bw
@solvseus 13 днів тому
Paid
@38kapz13 13 днів тому
Paid and happy to be in front of the cameras, but yeah they ain't really listening.
@YDREAMIN 8 днів тому
They look catatonically bored
@charlesmartin1121 13 днів тому
Sleepy Don. Your golden carriage is about to turn into a pumpkin.
@InterestedCitizen 13 днів тому
Yup, Drooling Donald🍊
@geibel07 13 днів тому
Turn into a pumpkin like him 👹🎃👹.
@tinap8955 13 днів тому
No pumpkin is rotten enough to deserve trump
@williamweber8573 12 днів тому
Big thanks to Steven an his writers! It’s got to be difficult to make trumps behavior funny…God knows we need to laugh! Cheers 🍻
@michellelivingstone904 13 днів тому
I'm in tears. Laughing so much.
@Opus313 13 днів тому
The GOP keep propping Donnie up "Weekend at Bernie's" style... eventually, the rot will give up the game!
@gamepapa1211 13 днів тому
I mean at this point, it's Weekend at Bernie's 2 where they voodoo him back to do the limbo.
@zygmuntthecacaokakistocrat6589 13 днів тому
He stinks. A lot.
@madwoman8297 13 днів тому
😂
@Neobert5240 13 днів тому
😂😂😂😂
@MercurialCorsair 13 днів тому
Oh good weekend at Bernie's is relevant again because Trump is now as old as Biden when he started his term. Solid movie, the second one even better!
@muzicfreek1986 13 днів тому
Omg hearing him bumble his way through the Gettysburg thing was beyond painful....how in the name of all that is holy, unholy, and otherwise, is that the man that so many people want as our preisdent again!? Someone throw a history book at him, please?!
@generalmalaise458 13 днів тому
Did you see Jimmy Kimmel’s show? He wrote Trump’s whole Gettysburg speech on a blackboard. It looks plagiarized from a pre schoolers book report.
@QUICKBOOKS1 13 днів тому
@@generalmalaise458 I just saw that one, and, switched back here! I would have left the mark as an "F"!
@likespurple2261 12 днів тому
Aptly put.
@muzicfreek1986 12 днів тому
@generalmalaise458 no, I missed that! I'll have to go look for it.
@sarahsnowe 12 днів тому
"Someone throw a history book at him, please"---a really heavy one, preferably dropped from a great height.
@Mortthemoose 13 днів тому
10/10 Stephen! 😂😂😂 Watching from Scotland 🏴🇬🇧🌍💐
@LazyJack2003 13 днів тому
Please make this trial run for 3 months at least. The longer Trump is away from campaigning the better.
@lynnhettrick7588 11 днів тому
A few Trumpers have said they won’t vote him if he gets convicted. So we need that by September or October.
@Henry-W-Schlemmer 13 днів тому
A fish walked into a bar. It only took 395 million years.
@catherinezatsick2301 13 днів тому
If he knew, DT was the result, he would have jumped back in! Katy
@wheressteve 13 днів тому
His name was Speedy.
@moniqueengleman873 13 днів тому
😂😂😅😊
@AmericanTeacher-USA 13 днів тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@terrysellers6712 13 днів тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣! Too good 👍
@gamepapa1211 13 днів тому
Abraham Lincoln at Gettysburg: "Four scores and seven years ago..." Donald Trump at Gettysburg: "Gettysburg. Wow."
@solvseus 13 днів тому
Also former guy: ad ledethe len...
@Harald- 13 днів тому
"Four whores and seven lawyers ago..."
@intomnia3313 13 днів тому
Two hours away from Gettysburg and the young audience behind him were really interested.
@lindaamason2804 13 днів тому
He wasnt even in Gettysburg
@susanmessenger9052 13 днів тому
@@lindaamason2804 Trump's team doesn't care...they change his diapey, give him a line, wind him up and let him go....
@jc1204 13 днів тому
I love New York. Thank you
@mariaschneider10 12 днів тому
“Sing us a song……you’re the oboe guy?” Thank you, Stephen for even mentioning the oboe - this Oboe Gal
@NielMcGuggon 13 днів тому
How does anyone take Trump serious.
@lhoward9593 13 днів тому
A question for the ages
@gregbors8364 13 днів тому
Some people want him to be President for the entertainment value. (Unfortunately, that’s not a joke)
@Missunderstood103 13 днів тому
Probably with a whole lot of Quaaludes.
@jimmythebold589 13 днів тому
christianity is a huge part of the problem. most trumpers are evangelicals. they are primed, by their 'faith' to 1) believe in nonsense, without evidence, as per the definition of faith in the bible 2) longing for a strongman, authoritarian god, like yahweh and jesus. don't get me wrong, even though' i'm an anti-theist, i know some incredible and intelligent christian people, but they are usually episcopalian or non-southern baptist (regular baptists can be hip), it's our american flavor of fundamentalist evangelical xtianity that fuels trump's fire.
@jimmythebold589 13 днів тому
@@gregbors8364 pastor shane vaughn wants him to be king of the world, and calls him america's messiah. so it's not a far stretch
@Alma1826 13 днів тому
Watching from abroad I don’t understand not all words in English spoken by Steven but I am so appreciating his way to present the jokes. He and the whole team are very talented and intelligent people. So funny to watch! Love it!
@mlbrooks4066 13 днів тому
don't feel bad. It's wordplay - he makes a lot of words up because they are funny sounding and tell the truth at the same time.
@indubioprosecco7 13 днів тому
Stephen is so handsome and smart.
@samuela-aegisdottir 8 днів тому
English is not my first language either, but I clearly understood that Trump had no clue what happened at Gettysburg.
@virginiaamorebieta 12 днів тому
He’s so sad in every way but frightening is his support still. It’s amazing that it would be offensive to make fun of an elderly person’s speech but not Trump. Keep up the great work 😂
@CryptoKing-ic3er 13 днів тому
Trump is like, I anyway slept with Stormy, now time to sleep with stormy in the court house. Except this time it lasted longer.. 😂😂😂
@faustrocket565 13 днів тому
Damn, Trump makes it easy for anyone to see the teacher's point of view of knowing that the student didn't do their homework.
@patricedhanis-rouse3777 13 днів тому
He had NO idea what actually happened at Gettysburg.
@margaretmcallister5422 13 днів тому
Sorry, Billy Joel, that CBS "Carelessly cut you and laughed while you're bleeding". No fair.
@Kellie08 13 днів тому
To ask for $K K K for violating his gag order on the first day of trial is absolutely ridiculous. He would just be paying for the ability to threaten people -- with other people’s money and he’d laugh while doing it.
@JCTiggs1 13 днів тому
"Sleepy Donnie"...how the tables have turned 🎉😂
@earFront 13 днів тому
tRump and the three K's . . . . . . .very true and funny.
@elviarodriguez3908 13 днів тому
It sure contradicts hugging a black women, his KKK support are going to question his white supremacy loyalty.
@nunyadambizness6286 13 днів тому
You can see how it is PHYSICALLY taxing him to go thru all this by the footage of him walking into the court hallway. Watch how he halts, and prepares himself before stepping to the press...I LOVE IT
@charlottefox4775 12 днів тому
Oh, Stephen, you never disappoint ❣️ the little medley was spot on🙌🥰
@mr.joshua6818 13 днів тому
Those old letters from Civil War soldiers always get me 😢
@trilliarobinson7862 13 днів тому
And each one using words more coherently and eloquently than Trump.
@jaknkee 13 днів тому
@@trilliarobinson7862Covfefe😉
@sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160 13 днів тому
Clang, clang, clang. That’s the sound of Colbert’s enormous balls clapping together for calling out his own network, on his own show, the funniest way possible. Kudos.
@Kznarf 13 днів тому
With their permission to do so ;p
@solvseus 13 днів тому
He and John Oliver always like to call out their business daddys, and Jon Stewart flat out roasted Apple
@AlWorth9738 12 днів тому
that's obscene and disgusting
@sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160 12 днів тому
@@AlWorth9738 Yes? And?
@strings2wood 13 днів тому
Nodding off? Sedated by his lawyers!!!!!!!!
@elliegolfam4939 12 днів тому
Brilliant, Stephen!! The Ken Burns updated documentary..."every man, woman, camera and future TV..." Hahahaha😂😂😂
@YDREAMIN 8 днів тому
Love Ken Burns
@SS-wu5du 13 днів тому
What was Robert E. Lee famous quote? “I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself.”
@Ravencall 13 днів тому
That pink cheeked boy in the background yawning and dozing 😂.
@markanderson3740 13 днів тому
10 to 1 he was riding the vallium train to keep him from opening his mouth and screwing his lawyers, again.
@CaliforniaBushman 13 днів тому
CBS later sent out a nice long apologetic paragraph over it. And promised to rebroadcast the whole concert in it's entirety next week 😃.
@mikekolokowsky 13 днів тому
Never fight uphill, me boys, and they’ll never get me Lucky Charms!
@NewMessage 13 днів тому
I would pay good money... GOOD money.. to see Donnie 'fully gagged' in the courtroom.
@Allastrology 13 днів тому
IKR! Imagine if they did a pay per view trial😂
@Commenting-answering 13 днів тому
He certainly makes me gag!
@elenachristian9860 13 днів тому
Hannibal Lecter style. "Oh, and Mr. Trump? Love your suit."
@sammy4395 12 днів тому
OMG the writers on Steven Colbert Late Show are hilarious and Colbert himself delivers like no one else! Fantastic !
@bluecoffeecancergirl8589 13 днів тому
And he has the nerve and complete audacity to talk about Biden!! Nothing nut hypocrisy
@snellsnell7490 13 днів тому
And my favorite part of Donald Trump reminiscing about the Civil War was when the union army took over the AIRPORTS from the confederate army.
@solvseus 13 днів тому
Frederick Douglass is famous for it, more and more every day
@nicolaasstempels8207 13 днів тому
What I liked most was when Biden referred to those airfields in a clip on the Joe Rogan show, Rogan made big scathing ridicule of Biden being demented. When it was pointed out to him Biden jokingly referred to Trump having said that, all of a sudden it was no big deal. Priceless! 😂😂😂
@carolynpiersanti5851 13 днів тому
That Ken Burns bit...absolutely priceless!!! I cant stop laughing!!!
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