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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

14 днів тому

Meanwhile… Heinz wants Chicago residents to put ketchup on their hot dogs, ugly shoes are more popular than ever, New York is trying a new approach to pest control, and a fancy wine club requires a steep membership fee and a vibe check.
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@possiblyadog
@possiblyadog 13 днів тому
New York Pest control? I thought Trump was already on trial
@user-yn7yo1co3k
@user-yn7yo1co3k 13 днів тому
Clever ...
@amyreynolds3619
@amyreynolds3619 13 днів тому
​@user-yn7yo1co3k , yes it was. Thanks for acknowledging that. Awaiting your response. 😅😂
@gerade-aus
@gerade-aus 13 днів тому
If I could give you a quintillion likes, I would.
@user-yn7yo1co3k
@user-yn7yo1co3k 13 днів тому
@@gerade-aus How's about saving a couple thousand for the rest of us?
@dash-underscore_name.
@dash-underscore_name. 13 днів тому
🥁
@artel6225
@artel6225 13 днів тому
Congrats Team Colbert! For featuring T Blanchard: 5-time Grammy winner, composer of 40+ film scores.
@kitcobain444
@kitcobain444 13 днів тому
As a Chicago born and raised female, avid reader, cat and donut loving, wine and rat hating, registered nurse, pidgeon and goat enthusiast, I 💯 related to this particular "Meanwhile". Hilarious! 😂😂😂
@MrVovansim
@MrVovansim 13 днів тому
Yeah, but how many pieces of flair do you have on your Crocs?
@kitcobain444
@kitcobain444 13 днів тому
@MrVovansim dude, I am a nurse. My 'flair' is composed of bodily fluids and other gross items, lol! I can't wear the ones with holes unless my socks are made of plastic 🙃!
@Mortthemoose
@Mortthemoose 13 днів тому
​@@kitcobain444 Ohhhh 🤢
@Seldomane
@Seldomane 12 днів тому
Small world, ditto :) Oh and either ketchup on hotdog or mustard/mayo. Peppers? Hell nah.
@singingsunflower9000
@singingsunflower9000 12 днів тому
​@@MrVovansim its funny cause where i live crocs are popular among nurses
@MsTyrie
@MsTyrie 13 днів тому
Someday we'll argue that rats get contraception but women have to what?
@jkap34
@jkap34 13 днів тому
Carry to term even if unviable. Thank you Trump! /sarcasm
@amyreynolds3619
@amyreynolds3619 13 днів тому
Rats aka Repuklicans aka white Christian men and women?
@mellocello187
@mellocello187 13 днів тому
Men, meanwhile….🚶🏽
@AmusementLabs
@AmusementLabs 13 днів тому
How Crocs has managed to survive this long is baffling.
@RH-wj4rz
@RH-wj4rz 13 днів тому
Oh, thank you.
@casscart1
@casscart1 13 днів тому
Nurses
@jarls5890
@jarls5890 13 днів тому
I believe their natural breeding ground is in hospitals and healthcare in general....
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 13 днів тому
Chefs
@___beyondhorizon4664
@___beyondhorizon4664 13 днів тому
I recalled my former Australian colleague wore red crocs with her black yoga leggings, she looked like a clown 🤡
@treetopjones737
@treetopjones737 13 днів тому
When people see someone wearing Crocs: "Ugg!"
@Cactina
@Cactina 13 днів тому
I've said it once and I'll say it again- is someone saving these Meanwhile intros and will the collection be published as a book?!?!
@chezmoi42
@chezmoi42 13 днів тому
Or maybe sold at the airport story dispensers?
@afrolund80
@afrolund80 13 днів тому
The creators of Idiocracy chose crocs as the shoes of the stupid future. Because they thought the shoes looked so horrible. That no one in their right mind would ever wear them. They were right. I live in Minnesota and see people standing at the train station in their crocs.... all.... year.... round! 🤪
@patricialewis8307
@patricialewis8307 13 днів тому
We all live for Meanwhile ❤😂
@matthewkasper2202
@matthewkasper2202 13 днів тому
So, the cat story, its so much cuter then that. Those cats are considered to be living assets to the government. They have free access to all government buildings and land. They walk in on high ranking meetings and lay on the desk. They sunbathe in palace gardens. They have their own staff to feed them and take care of them. There are like 12 cats. They have been spayed, vaccinations and all that, so once these guys die the law is no more but even when this government is voted out, by whatever means, the next government can not change anything about these cats. They have these rights no matter who is in power.
@vintagethings9187
@vintagethings9187 13 днів тому
A lesson in the last sentence there for trump I think..... Thank you for the lovely cat story anyway, if you are a trump believer!
@smittywerbenjaegermanjensen
@smittywerbenjaegermanjensen 13 днів тому
Cats? I think they are spies ...
@user-yn7yo1co3k
@user-yn7yo1co3k 12 днів тому
Cats rule ...
@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive
@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive 12 днів тому
And also, never pet a cat's belly. They aren't asking you to scratch it, they are stretching. If you scratched my belly when I stretched, I'd freak out and punch you too! Weirdo!
@brokenglassshimmerlikestar3407
@brokenglassshimmerlikestar3407 10 днів тому
And when cats flip over and show you their bellies, it's not an invitation to rub lol. You can look but don't touch! Like in da strip club
@blakes7207
@blakes7207 11 днів тому
Stephen Colbert for president
@DanieltheTruebadour
@DanieltheTruebadour 13 днів тому
That intro never gets old - not to me, anyway. Occasional genius, even. Kudos to Stephen and his terrific stable of writers -stable geniuses -for keeping it up.
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish 13 днів тому
I am continually in awe at how Stephen can say those complicated and tongue-twisting sentences that preface the "MEANWHILE" segment. Kudos!
@JadeValour
@JadeValour 13 днів тому
Agreed 👍
@kotkaconforza
@kotkaconforza 13 днів тому
Terence Blanchard is a big get for the band. He's also a great film composer.
@dewimatthews6037
@dewimatthews6037 13 днів тому
The Meanwhile intro writers are superb, matched by Stephen's vocal agility.
@Susie_Floozie
@Susie_Floozie 13 днів тому
Best-crafted introduction EVER. That thrilled my sensibilities all the way to the tweaker's spackle-plank.
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 13 днів тому
*OMG, Terrance Blanchard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love him so much.* 🥰😍🥰😍🥰 *Wow, what a blessing to see him vibing with the late show band!!!*
@AIvey-qs1so
@AIvey-qs1so 13 днів тому
I can never unhear, "tweaker-spackle-plank" 😆
@Mortthemoose
@Mortthemoose 13 днів тому
Taken directly from one of trump's "speeches" 😂
@StarlahMutiny
@StarlahMutiny 13 днів тому
OMG JAN VAN EYCK REFERENCE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 THIS MADE MY ENTIRE YEAR
@Barqu3ntine
@Barqu3ntine 12 днів тому
Haha me too! I'm from Ghent ^_^
@Dharmarenee
@Dharmarenee 13 днів тому
Terrence Blanchard a genuis.
@eschwarz1003
@eschwarz1003 13 днів тому
Terence Blanchard!!!!! the legend
@Lynn.Panadero4242
@Lynn.Panadero4242 13 днів тому
4:48 Years ago, I was looking for high capacity staples to put in my high capacity stapler. It staples up to 75 pages. Unfortunately, I couldn’t find the staples at the office supply store “Staples.” Even more, that’s here I purchased the high capacity stapler.
@dianewilliams1125
@dianewilliams1125 13 днів тому
😮😮😮😅😅😅
@leavingitblank9363
@leavingitblank9363 6 днів тому
Meanwhile, Staples also doesn't carry the staples for my mini stapler.
@DiandraStarShine
@DiandraStarShine 13 днів тому
yes, Sir!!, Mr. Terrence!🙌 & tysm, Mr. Stephen C.!, for making certain Mr. T got his flowers, while still sharing a world with us..🌎
@user-xe9cm8hv8n
@user-xe9cm8hv8n 13 днів тому
Idk, who writes intros for meanwhile, but they are crazy good.!
@tuckerbowen4626
@tuckerbowen4626 13 днів тому
3:40 "a runaway goat _somehow_ made its way to the ledge of a bridge" you clearly know absolutely nothing about goats, do you, Stephen?
@rileyfuckingrifle
@rileyfuckingrifle 13 днів тому
LOL. The writers don't.
@kitcobain444
@kitcobain444 13 днів тому
Well, tbf it was a bridge, not a mountain 😂😂😂 but I see your point!
@davewilson4493
@davewilson4493 10 днів тому
That brings back memories of a sheep rescue I assisted a sheep in. While walking back with a friend from a caving trip, we noticed a sheep which had walked out along a very narrow ledge with a tiny bit of grass on it which started at ground level at a large cave entrance in the form of a sloping-bottomed pit, and carried on around above the descending floor until it was ~30ft above ground level with no more ledge in front of it and no way to turn around. Thinking we should do something, we found suitable belays to rig ropes to, and I went over the edge of the pit trying to descend far enough in front of the sheep to not scare it but be close enough to grab it and let my friend lower me to the floor. Just when I got level with it, it got spooked, jumped vertically up in the air, spun around, and somehow managed to lend back on the ledge and run to safety. I get the feeling that if I hadn't been there it would probably have just stayed there until it fell off, but given that it clearly could get off by itself but didn't seem to realize that it could, I almost wondered if I should have left it there for the sake of the gene pool.
@InksplatOops
@InksplatOops 13 днів тому
The pigeon! 😂 It must be so confused, wondering what happened.
@theyurireviewer
@theyurireviewer 13 днів тому
Enjoyed the Jan Van Eyck triptych reference 🥰
@patricialewis8307
@patricialewis8307 13 днів тому
Love The Band And ALL Guest Performers ❤
@cass_p
@cass_p 13 днів тому
Oof, don't give delayed passengers copies of "The Lottery" - you'll give them ideas.
@kconway2263
@kconway2263 13 днів тому
I hate The Lottery! I was forced to read it twice, once in HS, once in college. Still scarred.
@leavingitblank9363
@leavingitblank9363 6 днів тому
@@kconway2263 Me too! Why do they make us read that? Every child in this country. And I don't even know if there's a moral to it. Don't be a follower? I remember the story, I remember no lesson being taught from it.
@DanieltheTruebadour
@DanieltheTruebadour 13 днів тому
The goat reminds me of a cartoon: Two fellows stand behind a deli counter. One is named Bob, smiling, handling a knife and a sharpening rod, Next to him, Chuck Is just standing there, expressionless. In the case beneath them are the deli goods, with one empty bowl, labeled "GROUND CHUCK." Wouldn't swear to it, but the cartoonist was probably Gahan Wilson.
@richarddelconnor
@richarddelconnor 13 днів тому
As a baby boomer, I must protect the tradition that ketchup goes on hamburgers and mustard goes on a hotdog.
@Grammz67
@Grammz67 13 днів тому
I NEEDED my dose of Meanwhile
@richardelliott8352
@richardelliott8352 13 днів тому
shout out to trumpet players , a physically challenging instrument to play in the high registers that everyone demands.
@vintagethings9187
@vintagethings9187 13 днів тому
"...spackle plank of news..." Every one a Rembrandt!
@OriginalPiMan
@OriginalPiMan 13 днів тому
That vibe check is probably just a cover for bigotry.
@tuckerbowen4626
@tuckerbowen4626 13 днів тому
probably not healthy to just go assuming that, even if it's almost definitely true
@benn454
@benn454 12 днів тому
​@@tuckerbowen4626But how else will he feed his victim complex?
@bleukat
@bleukat 13 днів тому
Previously with Krispy Kreme, one could could only get one at a time. You had to choose either Krispy OR Krem-y until now.
@dianewilliams1125
@dianewilliams1125 13 днів тому
Im living thru some very hard times right now personally. I hate waking up to face another horrible day. Insted of Flipping on my laptop to read depressing emails ,i went right to utube and low and behold "meanwhile " was staring me in the face! God bless Stephen and his writers, you started my day with not only a smile but a full belly laugh! Love to you all and PEACE! BTW the band is great,sweet ax louis! ❤❤❤😊😊😊
@Mortthemoose
@Mortthemoose 13 днів тому
Me too 🫂💐
@leavingitblank9363
@leavingitblank9363 6 днів тому
Just to add to the injustice, a porn bot copied your post and reposted it, where it now sits at the top of the comments because it has 164 likes.
@CraigMader
@CraigMader 13 днів тому
A height best described as glory...
@JigInsane
@JigInsane 13 днів тому
As you can find in any respectable Chicago hot dog joint is a sign that says "NK17 - No Ketchup after the age of 17"
@chrisrj9871
@chrisrj9871 13 днів тому
It's probably because your pizzas are 99% sauce according to Jon Stewart, so you have to have propaganda against catsup to save on tomato paste.
@JigInsane
@JigInsane 13 днів тому
@@chrisrj9871 Jon Stewart can go to where the sun don't shine. Lol. Nah, seriously. We have more than deep dish, it's just what we're known for. Rather than that floppy paper parading as a pizza slice he likes.
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 13 днів тому
I absolutely hated ketchup as a kid. I have no idea what's supposed to be appealing about it. I'll take Chicago pizza over New York style any day though.
@guitarcd
@guitarcd 13 днів тому
@@chrisrj9871 It's true; Chicago has the best hot dogs, and one of the most unfortunate things ever to be "not a pizza." (But don't tell them that)
@BuildinWings
@BuildinWings 12 днів тому
@@chrisrj9871 Stu-Beef never had a slice when he said that, and then recanted on-air.
@cherylmarcuri5506
@cherylmarcuri5506 13 днів тому
My 24 yr old daughter loves her "ugly Crocs". I myself won't wear them. They look and feel creepy.
@RenataKleinRK
@RenataKleinRK 13 днів тому
I love Lewis’s blue telecaster, wow that’s pretty. Sorry if it’s spelled Louis, I’m not certain.
@dianewilliams1125
@dianewilliams1125 13 днів тому
I'm always checking out what guitar he's playing each night! What a beauty! 🎸 😊😊
@R1ckDeckard
@R1ckDeckard 13 днів тому
We need more of the bands' performances on UKposts. I'm sure many people would absolutely love to hear more of Mr Cato & Co
@raeganpagan
@raeganpagan 13 днів тому
no. we wouldnt. If only there were platforms to search for.... music... on the internet ...that wasn't this channel.
@olistorm1
@olistorm1 13 днів тому
You guys should really do a seperate UKposts segment that highlights the band. I'm sure I'm not the only one who would enjoy it.
@jfverboom7973
@jfverboom7973 13 днів тому
Each day on this channel has a playlist collecting the loose fragments of that day in sequence.
@neebs929
@neebs929 13 днів тому
Best meanwhile intro ever. Legit lol.
@lindaj5492
@lindaj5492 13 днів тому
Heinz feeding the homeless of Chicago?
@BluntJoint
@BluntJoint 13 днів тому
Thanks Stephie, may you forever give us laughter
@BuildinWings
@BuildinWings 12 днів тому
He forgot one detail of the Chicago dog - Vienna Beef dog. Sabrett's is an excellent stand-in for that, you just really want a strong SNAP.
@ebethlouise2201
@ebethlouise2201 12 днів тому
And the slice of cucumber! Isn’t that a thing?
@BuildinWings
@BuildinWings 12 днів тому
@@ebethlouise2201 Some places, yep. I like it!
@lindsaypcohn5198
@lindsaypcohn5198 13 днів тому
Expressionist tweaker’s spackle plank of news could describe so many of our outlets
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 13 днів тому
Heinz comin' out with a popcorn bucket any time soon?
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish 13 днів тому
EEEWWW! Who needs catsup on their popcorn!
@krissykrupski4973
@krissykrupski4973 13 днів тому
That’s not ketchup. 😐​@@DissectGibberish
@igorschmidlapp6987
@igorschmidlapp6987 13 днів тому
@@krissykrupski4973 You ought to see the mayo dispenser... you have to tug on it to get it to squirt... ;-P
@charleshash4919
@charleshash4919 11 днів тому
Sure! And the delivery openning for the popcorn bucket delivery unit will be placed at urinal height just like the ketchup.
@MarcKloos
@MarcKloos 13 днів тому
1:35 good pronunciation of Jan van Eyck
@lady_draguliana784
@lady_draguliana784 13 днів тому
Steven's off-screen activities in Meanwhile Lore is becoming the new Chuck Norris Facts, and I LOVE IT! 🤣
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 13 днів тому
That hot dog is now technically a pizza
@solvseus
@solvseus 13 днів тому
"Pie"
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish 13 днів тому
It's something, all right! 😁😁😁
@tuckerbowen4626
@tuckerbowen4626 13 днів тому
"Pizza? Now THAT'S a taco!"
@seileach67
@seileach67 13 днів тому
Wait'll Jon Stewart finds out; he'll go off again LOL...just recently I re-watched a clip of his anti-deep dish rant
@user-ff8vo1se8v
@user-ff8vo1se8v 13 днів тому
A slice 😊
@dactylntrochee
@dactylntrochee 13 днів тому
The opener to this segment is the highlight of every show, IMHO. I think tonight's was stellar. A champ among equals.
@SJC49
@SJC49 13 днів тому
Heinz closed down plant in Ontario. Boycotts forced them to reopen a small facility so they could keep the Made in Canada designation. Buy Aylmers.
@BuildinWings
@BuildinWings 12 днів тому
If only Hunt's made Ketchup instead of Catsup.
@Multichick
@Multichick 12 днів тому
2:23 - OMG, what is Heinz thinking? ketchup is blasphemous in chitown. 🤯 They best not try it at Gene & Judes... 🌭🌭 hands, dogs and ketchup will fly.
@ajdailey3698
@ajdailey3698 13 днів тому
I always enjoy your lead in to "meanwhile". Have you ever wondered what Delusional Donald would have done with this on the teleprompter?
@dianewilliams1125
@dianewilliams1125 13 днів тому
Thank you for that image!😂😂😂
@richardcontant4659
@richardcontant4659 13 днів тому
Say what you want, I LOVE my Crocs. I have summer Crocs and winter crocks. I am almost alway in Crocs, and hope I still will be in 20 years. 😂😂😂
@stuartaminion511
@stuartaminion511 11 днів тому
although they have been called "clown shoes". i love mine. (they are great for camp shoes) after a day of hikeing.
@philoctetes_wordsworth
@philoctetes_wordsworth 13 днів тому
3:13 Screw you! I have joint issues, and UGGs or Crocks are the most comfortable shoes I can find. I am wearing UGG slippers, right now!
@keshiasmith175
@keshiasmith175 13 днів тому
Thank you!!! They're a life saver for me
@rileyfuckingrifle
@rileyfuckingrifle 13 днів тому
Jibbitz are cool, cope Stephen. 😂
@vintagethings9187
@vintagethings9187 13 днів тому
Timberland trainer style 'off road' shoes have a tough outer sole but are superbly cushioned!
@peterwolf885
@peterwolf885 13 днів тому
2:16 Boston had their Tea Party, and soon the Chicago River will run red with Heinz, this means war!
@voixdelaraison593
@voixdelaraison593 13 днів тому
According to the National Hot Dog Association, Real Men & Women don’t put Ketchup on Hot Dogs. Ketchup is for French fries, Hamburgers, and Tator Tots.
@xtifr
@xtifr 9 днів тому
And I'm supposed to take the word of people whose job it is to promote tubes of pureed anus-meat!? 😀 Also, "Real Men" (& Women) eat whatever TF they like!😈 That said, I wouldn't put ketchup on a hot dog _myself,_ but I'm not going to kink-shame those weirdos who do! 😀😀
@paulwagner688
@paulwagner688 12 днів тому
Fire Shut Up In My Bones is an INCREDIBLE work.
@cannibalbananas
@cannibalbananas 11 днів тому
That was a great Meanwhile intro! Stephen nailed it!
@fairykitten1
@fairykitten1 11 днів тому
Dear Stephen, Please publish a book with every Meanwhile introduction you have ever spoken. It would be a fantastic book of pure poetry. I know I would buy it, and so would soooo many folks. Please Please Please!!!
@anmnou
@anmnou 12 днів тому
As a Belgian, i am very impressed with your pronunciation of "Jan Van Eyck Gent"...really: Well done!
@Ulrich.Bierwisch
@Ulrich.Bierwisch 13 днів тому
I don't know how to explain what the vibe check actually is without using the n-word.
@shadrachs.martial2215
@shadrachs.martial2215 13 днів тому
Stephen's on fire
@mszoomy
@mszoomy 13 днів тому
Nothing is better than a KK donut right off the conveyer belt, OMG
@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive
@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive 12 днів тому
Except, you know, real doughnuts that never get on a conveyor belt and aren't made of plastic waste.
@emptycradle1304
@emptycradle1304 13 днів тому
News for Cat Fans: cats show their belly to show they trust you, but they do not like having their belly rubbed it is just a show of respect...
@vintagethings9187
@vintagethings9187 13 днів тому
Thank you for that.
@caram227
@caram227 13 днів тому
My one cat actually loves belly rubs, she comes over asking for them and if I stop will nudge my hand until I start again. But definitely the only cat I’ve ever met that does, some I wouldn’t even attempt it if I valued my hand 😅
@virginiaf.5764
@virginiaf.5764 13 днів тому
​@@caram227My cat loves belly rub, too.
@redofthewolves
@redofthewolves 12 днів тому
You're right, the Lottery was the funniest choice here. Great job
@ellenrasool-jakhel4132
@ellenrasool-jakhel4132 13 днів тому
MISTER COLBERT YOU GOT IT GOING ON. THE. WHOLE "" BILLY JOEL. CONCERT AT ONCE. IN FULL. THANKS THANKS AND. MO THANKS..PEACE AND ENJOY..😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤
@nelsaf365
@nelsaf365 12 днів тому
Jan van Eyke followed by huffing out of a pringles can. That is high brow to low brow in mere seconds. I love the Meanwhile intro.
@willdickinson4177
@willdickinson4177 13 днів тому
Groundbeef is honestly a pretty cool-sounding last name…
@dreamway9
@dreamway9 12 днів тому
Good on you CBS for your apology. Good on you
@viddork
@viddork 12 днів тому
So, the goat was safely returned to the Slaughter ..... Farm, I guess? (Nothing else comes to mind.)
@CyclopsWasRight616
@CyclopsWasRight616 11 днів тому
being worried about that goat being up that high is like being worried about a fish trapped in a lake of water
@sharonmassey2923
@sharonmassey2923 10 днів тому
"I have lived with several Zen masters, all of them cats." - Eckhart Tolle
@TwisterTornado
@TwisterTornado 10 днів тому
I have a cat that literally breaks up arguments. No one taught her to do this. She just jumps into the loudest person's lap and shows them affection, until they stop.
@sharonmassey2923
@sharonmassey2923 10 днів тому
@@TwisterTornado Ha! That's great. But being a Zen master would mean that she's the teacher. Arguments would also surely be upsetting her Zen vibe, likely her first priority.
@Vtarngpb
@Vtarngpb 13 днів тому
For a split second I thought the guy portraying Roger Groundbeef was actually Brad Leone 😂
@noelhutchins7366
@noelhutchins7366 8 днів тому
2:33 Chicago-style-hotdog ingredients are for crispy-fried-fish on a bun. A good hotdog just needs to be sizzling-browned on a toasted undersized bun.
@terryt.1643
@terryt.1643 12 днів тому
Needed a laugh today, thanks, Steven and Late Night.
@ChaoSMyth...
@ChaoSMyth... 13 днів тому
Yeah spraying birth control everywhere seems like a bad idea
@silentcaay
@silentcaay 12 днів тому
Chicago hot dogs should have stopped at least 4 toppings ago. They have no room to pretend they're some sort of authority on hot dogs. You have a salad with a meat tube in it, Chicago.
@BuildinWings
@BuildinWings 12 днів тому
Anime pfp.
@definitelynotskynet
@definitelynotskynet 13 днів тому
Butts to you, buddy. I live in my crocs and I’m millennial who owns a home. That’s thriving in this society. 😎
@cheeseonyomama
@cheeseonyomama 11 днів тому
This was a particularly good "meanwhile" haha
@LeftyPem
@LeftyPem 12 днів тому
For gods sake, sell us a book of just the Meanwhile intros. Some of the finest bizarre short form comedy writing ever done.
@lostcountmister7530
@lostcountmister7530 10 днів тому
A wine club that charges 20K? Maybe we're too quick to speak out against mass shootings.
@brownkemosabe
@brownkemosabe 12 днів тому
Terence Blanchard is an Icon!!
@merrygangemi
@merrygangemi 12 днів тому
Absolutely fabulous segment, Steven Colbert! Thanks!
@iamnotreal_kayla
@iamnotreal_kayla 12 днів тому
SHIRLEY JACKSON REFERENCE GOD TIER
@davesalmon2492
@davesalmon2492 13 днів тому
Not since the great Ronnie Barker has verbal gymnastics been so much fun meanwhile is the best word stew on the net. Thanks
@Phrosti_
@Phrosti_ 13 днів тому
Bill and Diane’s story needs to be told. Do the jibbetz melt her heart? Was the hole in their relationship croc shaped?
@CritRedesign
@CritRedesign 13 днів тому
So they took the goat to the slaughter house
@kitcobain444
@kitcobain444 13 днів тому
😂underrated comment😂
@tabsommer3532
@tabsommer3532 12 днів тому
Love the lottery- Jackson story
@LGuetz
@LGuetz 13 днів тому
Austin library has that story machine & I enjoyed it. Airports have water fountains to fill bottles so not the best joke there.
@playinglifeoneasy9226
@playinglifeoneasy9226 12 днів тому
That’s great, I missed it but adore Billy Joel and can’t wait to see this.
@ladyjatheist2763
@ladyjatheist2763 13 днів тому
keep your mustard, I'm with Heinz!
@Mortthemoose
@Mortthemoose 13 днів тому
Not from that street vending urinal .....I mean dispenser, though! 🤢
@cathyleatherman3097
@cathyleatherman3097 13 днів тому
Thank you … always entertaining !
@businessmanager2780
@businessmanager2780 12 днів тому
Hilarious meanwhile segment 😂
@fabrisseterbrugghe8567
@fabrisseterbrugghe8567 12 днів тому
As someone with plantar fascitis, I love Crocs. As someone with taste, I hate them. No buttons, if you're over 15, though.
@stainlesssteelfox1
@stainlesssteelfox1 12 днів тому
Maybe the goat was actually performing a cunning escape plan.
@shadowman7408
@shadowman7408 12 днів тому
Cerveza Cristal!
@aarondalton5054
@aarondalton5054 13 днів тому
👍 for guest trumpeter Terrance Blanchard !
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