I would sit there and listen XD

Imagine living nextdoor to a guy who routinely mutters about child murder and orphans in between bizarrely relatable stories about college life.

666 likes, making it 667 >:)

I making it 669 likes

POV

True

It's 2021 now

@@SeemaRani-hq3lm we still desperately wish

I wish it was 2016

@@miguel900proyes8 2016 was great

Beautiful poem

wise words. hits hard 😢😢😞👹😭🙏

I forgot this comment existed 😭😭😭

Roses are red These children are dying I'm watching this while eating bread and crying

best poem ever existed in mankind

He’s off to get some double kills, not enough orphans here.

That bit aged. Not like wine or milk, it just *aged.*

What he predicted came to pass

This is the best thing I read in quarantine so far thank you

true

Technically you can

Wdym lasania is the best ultrasonic ultimate strategy plus extra points for soap which makes you immortal try hard killer of sweats

@@dfrlogo8464 you tried.....

@@eragon8133 i added extra spelling mistakes but it didn't work good try tho

@@dfrlogo8464 I know I know, I once happened to make so much effort for a comment only to get replied with "I don't want to ruin your 69 likes" Ahh, the pain overflows in my hart

Hi

*don't

@@mikehunt3060 i saw you on another comment, you really are the spelling police aren’t you?

@@med5898 Just let the kid be happy that it knows anything. The Guy is probably like 9 and learned that 3 weeks ago. Just smile and wave boys

@@med5898 its their job look at their profile picture (they are a grammar nazi)

@@shabanramzan5179 oof

He didn't do it with a steering wheel, noob

@@starsybil3630 im sorry what

@@jasperthompson1122 he beated hardcore minecraft with a steering wheel

@@starsybil3630 FACTS

@@starsybil3630 TECHNOBLADE TRASH

True Legend

Please teach me how to type that emote

i miss him so much too. every day.

​@@nickwang5237 Need channel membership

We all do buddy

he started the lasagna conversation so quickly. It caught me off guard.

._.xd

Aurora C.M. YT ipI felt good about it :3

Aurora C.M. YT it was scary

I was expecting soap, not lasagna

I am pure evil. I ruined the 69 likes.

@@Morning_Dewdrop BOOOOO

I ruined the 555 likes

now its 569

@@Morning_Dewdrop iwzjsoxbskqpcbqk0scb0jqsxbpjazqjpsqxjqoschisxjeidnqpkefnqek0fneq0kfhq0eifhq0irfbkqfbk0qebd0j3b1dj0ebdpjbqecjphqck0bqcsi0bu0g^>-0+^-[&[&[0^*:9

u're false technoblade never dies!

@Ayaan K same

Haha yep :)

Yeee

adhd gang

eyyyy

Don't forget college emails. He talked about those too.

@@sunaynashah620 in a monotone voice at that

@@sunaynashah620 literally nobody fvcking cares that you got fake internet points, people who say this are so annoying

There, happy?

@@sunaynashah620 it's because its irrelevant, they're just likes, they dont hold any meaning, especially on youtube comments. It just ruins the comments purpose and makes you look like your sole purpose for making it was for likes

He isn't gone, he just spawned in a better place.

wtf actually true

Bruh

😅

Lmao it’s fr

Do you guys not know how the search bar works?

"That terrified me!!" "...they need a way to _contact_ me, so..."

Lol true

H u h

Oh no Anyways

@MusicByCameron omg he said that right as i read this lol

its been 1 year not 2

Yes pure gold

It's more pure soap

@@sam.w8477 agreed, agreed

It's called adhd

I don’t even remember writing this

lmao

lmao

*I

@@mikehunt3060 ... bruh, we're watching someone talk about lasagna and soap, things like this don't matter that much...

@@jokeer722 His profile picture clearly states he’s a grammar nazi, it’s not his fault... *it’s his duty*

fr

it has "oh no! anyways..." vibes

@@cloud-te9xh oh no my family died anyways ima go get the rest of the orphanages

He is so monotoned

Time stamp?

@@jaidonkakaris4593 1:40

Ok but have you seen his elbows

Ok but have you seen him mining in mc vr

Ok but have you seen his cooking skills?

Ok but have you heard him laugh

i think it’s more of a ‘nehhhh’

*Men/Man's

He didn’t predict it it was already there

@@Konkov bruh wut this video was in 2018💀 im talking about the pandemic.

yes

Mike Hunt woahhh good Job 😐

rdddzddzzjjzrdz5z4dz-zzrz-4dzddrz-- zddrz--,=zj4jr=---4---

8888

starslaye549 did you have a stroke?

starslaye549 r/ihadastroke

WitherSKULL_99 ah damn it I was going to reply that lmao

"Give me my soap box"

man wants the soap box, gIVE HIM THE SOAP BOX

"I HATE baskets" is the correct quote

Same

I dont like sand

Emo Face More like SOAP

You know, I bet 14-year-old techno could actually join the team

Peak performance

literal dream come true but I wouldn't know it's him ;-;

Takahashi Katsumi you can tell by his hot elbows

Yes

No

Yes

Yes

@@hypetrail you have a very... let's say 'naughty if you look at it from too far' profile picture

to be fair, he's literally the same person he was 6 years ago

@@Username-1939t9 Except the huge voice drop.

19 is adult

Then that’s not clickbait

Therfore its... Clicktruth

Then it’s not clickbait... It’s just a regular random video...

Him and Daily Dose of Internet.

Adventures of Video Games AVG u do realize what “bait” means right. It doesn’t mean a “lie”

foo

Foo

Foo

Foo

Foo

Lasagna

I drop kicked that child in self defence you gotta believe me- techno

Oh god I can just imagine that orphan getting drop kicked by techno like an akido master

I was the 300th like on this commentary

This is two years old lol

oh how the turntables

He sometimes talk about the game while stabbing kid and the rest is talking about random thing

2021: Technoblade destroys L'manburg

Lol

It's not the entire community it's one role play server

highlight of my day

Birdo SIMPPPPPPPPPPPPPP but honestly same her so I guess I’m a simp to TwT

Yes

"digital Video game" is there other types?

Your comment reminded me to drink water and I don't know why

Adhd, deep voice, combined with an English major who is actually good at telling stories. Perfect combo.

Yes. He does. I love it.

I mean, he was an English major

Ah, yes. An English major with ADHD

Yeah, he also keeps the flow good with his cuts in editing

Nice another copy and pasted quarantine joke.

Marco Meme I didnt copy and paste it. I will admit it is kind of cliche

@@marcomeme6232 *sniff sniff* do I smell...... Unnecessary negativity?

@@raimint I'm not?

@@raimint nope

Just imagine crossinh the street and the dude proceeds to kill you while talking about soap

For the lasagna!

Bruh loll

Ts?

@@alexis8655 and in a monotone voice

Cheesy Hfj you forgot the part when he stabs children

Yea

HE THREW 8 EMERALDS

You also forgot the fact he talks about lasagna for 1-2 minutes

you forgot the part when he joins the women’s lacrosse team

YESS

What is his texture pack???

You're a man of culture

Pls guys don't say Omg 😔

Ikr

I'm complete opposite, I have friends but nobody else is chill

Same

Everyone: bruh moment

@Brennan Chwaszczewski lmao

Um I have a question

And everyone would accept that.

And we wouldn't ask questions

The english major powers are real...

he was an english major so

ACTUALLY ITS HE'S NOT HES

Thats a joke

I mean a lot of people after talking about something else, ie the game, and can return to what he's talking about perfectly.

S a m e

Online friends can be the best friends

yep same her too :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( 69

im you 69th like.

Imagine going outside

Wha

Technoblade: *soap*

Wait huh is there more or.. is that just me idk I’m just gonna leave

@@sofiamcphie2681 not you, I have it too but you can’t click on it

@@anandd5859 so weird

*teenagers*

Well they can grow up

I ruined ur 69 likes, but we can get this to 6.9k likes

@@ryugagod7140 ayup

@@kurgerbing9491 hi there

9:10 😆

Those were the good days

@@hannahsaeger1972 yep

Same,the days where people could hug,the place where could hang out,the place where people where not constantly dying. I really miss those days of pure happiness.

Ever heard of Boffy?

@@woofyu9278 no but thank you for showing me him

@@XD-bm6nz I’ve watched him for years and he’s so funny dude

@@woofyu9278 a living legend fr

@@woofyu9278 yes exactly

100th like

@@bossbulldog1134 Money can't buy happiness, but it can lead to happiness *Being Honest*

@@bossbulldog1134 dude, I never said that being poor can't make you happy, now did I? Im just saying that money can help deal with issues

now I want lasagna flavoured soap

@@bossbulldog1134 Isn't having only "0 money" poor? Having "0 money" is like impossible unless done intentionally so I don't think you are using proper words. Also, money does make most people happy. If everyone just received legit 10 million dollars, I can bet that at mininum 80% would be extremely happy (including poor people). Money literally changes your life. All those quotes about "Money don't buy happiness", "Money is not important blah blah blah" are not always true. Hence, even if you have "0 money" (for some stupid reason), you still can be happy. However, once you get money, most people would be very happy. Work is different though. You say work makes you happy as if it is definite. What about slaves? Are they happy?

its the same energy

Big brain

ah yes, the ground is made of ground.

if you get killed, you die

If u watch tv, you watch tv

if you remove the 'in bedwars' it makes it so much better

@@ssharkyplayss2228 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@eshaanjena-das7788 it sounds like the perfect news headline

@@ssharkyplayss2228 ikr lol

@@eshaanjena-das7788 breaking news: a man has been spotted running down the street with a knife, stabbing a couple of children, all while talking about soap

Soooo underrated

@@wabba1960 ah yes, still underrated though

Me: "Wait that sounds like Technobl--" *BED DESTROYED* *FINAL KILLED*

Welcome to bedwars

huh ur post has 696 likes HMMMMMMMM

Dude, I guarantee he just gave some dead orphans wedgies and challenged God to a duel when the winner gets the keys to the gates and he probably *won*

@@bluehats1 Hell yeah he would

same its so hard to belive its real denial is so shit

I dropped kicked a orphan into self defence lmao

He was speedbridging whole time

Rip

Rip

You may rest king you've done enough

ya

Yeah

Tactical reset

He better have a really good master plan for dying on us

@Wyatt Hedlund You do realize that more than a million people watch this content and they can have the same idea as yours, right?

@Wyatt Hedlund Are you sure it's yours? I don't see your name on it...

@Wyatt Hedlund Or maybe he just had the same idea as you you idiot

2.1mil people: _inch resting_ And you are one of them, aren't ya?

It is very interesting tho ngl

soup

2.2mil now

@@thenerdicat4343 soup