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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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A subprime auto loan magnate helped Donald Trump post a $175M bond in New York, Truth Social’s stock price tanked in its first week of trading, RNC co-chair Lara Trump dropped a country song the same day Beyoncé released “Cowboy Carter,” and Stephen does the math on an upcoming plague of trillions of cicadas.
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@judithparsons1920
@judithparsons1920 Місяць тому
Sooooo tired of T. Just lock him up
@jimslancio
@jimslancio Місяць тому
Don't just lock him up, shut him up.
@Shawn-jd5dd
@Shawn-jd5dd Місяць тому
Trump is going to jail lol the ua supreme court while rule he has presidental immunity lol then i can eat popcorn amd watch demintia joe biden voters cry about trump lol what is it witj biden voters never have anything pro biden all theu have is hate for trump they dont have any enthiusaism for biden but biden doesnt have any either just look at him walk and talk hes jist a old man who clearly has demintia that has worked in goverment all his life and never worked like a normal american citizen hes just another career lying politcian trump 2024 i will vote for trump instead of a lifelong career washington estbalshment politcian id you have any sense you ahpuld onow never to trust a careee politcian weather is democrat repulician or indepent
@MarcKloos
@MarcKloos Місяць тому
That guy is not getting his $175m back 💸💸
@scooby45247
@scooby45247 Місяць тому
yea its gone.. and its possible that the appellate court decides the 464 mil. was justified and force him to pay the entire amount..🤣
@user-md4di6yg2p
@user-md4di6yg2p Місяць тому
Good...he deserves to lose it!
@Heather-xz8fk
@Heather-xz8fk Місяць тому
Anyone who goes into business with the orange menace will get screwed. Except for putin. He got his money’s worth.
@rationalistssj6540
@rationalistssj6540 Місяць тому
Yes he is, plus the election! Thank god
@JianLakerson
@JianLakerson Місяць тому
It's a "donation. "
@annjohnson8437
@annjohnson8437 Місяць тому
"Think about Trump, then gag!" You got that right!!!!
@Maudit_Anglais
@Maudit_Anglais Місяць тому
GREAT COMMENT !
@aaronthenorm5400
@aaronthenorm5400 Місяць тому
Or.. .weap for the country!
@Shawn-jd5dd
@Shawn-jd5dd Місяць тому
Stephen c9lbert can get trump iff his mind he cant say anything pro biden only antu trump typical liberial
@Shawn-jd5dd
@Shawn-jd5dd Місяць тому
Waiting for cry baby liberials to ch3xk my spelling because we all lnow they never debate only aling anti trump stuff amd notjing pro biden it truly is somethimg to laugh at
@alexandertorro
@alexandertorro Місяць тому
​@FevreDream-kj2sq Then I would just wear that around the house if I were you.
@seandockery8896
@seandockery8896 Місяць тому
Posting pictures of somebody’s daughter especially to crazy people and especially in the context of how trump did it should warrant jail time. That’s disgusting and it must be irrelevant to the case. How is that not illegal
@mammawlee
@mammawlee Місяць тому
If you or l did this, yes. Jail, no bail.
@gagakk5566
@gagakk5566 Місяць тому
And a judge can’t shut him up how is country going to survive?! Unbelievable
@annakingry9157
@annakingry9157 Місяць тому
The question s who is going to enforce the law against Trump. The answer is nobody.
@kane-vn6bn
@kane-vn6bn Місяць тому
odd that you believe you are right
@davidcross4815
@davidcross4815 Місяць тому
It is. Anyone else would have been behind bars already.
@Darbobski
@Darbobski Місяць тому
It is sooooooooo past Trump's Jailtime.
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 Місяць тому
Wrong show.. but Stephens great😅😅😂😂😘👌✌️✌️😵‍💫
@Darbobski
@Darbobski Місяць тому
@@marshamariner7897 We are all part of the same family if we are against Trump.
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 Місяць тому
@@Darbobski true...I'd 😍 2 c all rhe guys on one show...that b great 😍😍✌️✌️🫰🤔
@Logiconfire
@Logiconfire Місяць тому
Next President
@arbor-sq4jk
@arbor-sq4jk Місяць тому
colbert was funny for once and thats all u got from it eh....discontent has many leaders...if not trump then some 1 else...so dumb
@ChandlerSomborac
@ChandlerSomborac Місяць тому
"It's possible to have a voice that even Auto-Tune can't fix!".😂😭💀👏
@rumpvirus7393
@rumpvirus7393 Місяць тому
She can sing a bar solo. So low nobody can get under it.
@missella7339
@missella7339 Місяць тому
Oh WOW, Lara Trump's voice is terrible! I can imagine the hillbilly that buys it, then shoots it for target practice. 🎯
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 Місяць тому
​@@rumpvirus7393...that's good😘😘
@user-yy4jo9pk2b
@user-yy4jo9pk2b Місяць тому
Yuk! What an awful voice.
@morbidmanmusic
@morbidmanmusic Місяць тому
Fix? Autotune ruins.
@kayellai5278
@kayellai5278 Місяць тому
I am fedup of the double standard justice system.
@darylcarr8283
@darylcarr8283 Місяць тому
I'm not as pissed off about Hankey posting Trump's bond as I am over Trump getting a $300M DISCOUNT for that bond.
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish Місяць тому
"Think about Trump--then gag." EXACTLY! 🤣🤣🤣
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 Місяць тому
Former President should be held accountable
@morbidmanmusic
@morbidmanmusic Місяць тому
I believe you. Now tell us why?
@Paul512
@Paul512 Місяць тому
​@@morbidmanmusicif you need to be told there is no point in trying to explain it. You understand that?
@Jan-zv7ze
@Jan-zv7ze Місяць тому
Get an education...that will help you figure this out.@@morbidmanmusic
@DavidCundiff-fx2mm
@DavidCundiff-fx2mm Місяць тому
Yep Obama!!!
@aircraftcarrierwo-class
@aircraftcarrierwo-class Місяць тому
@@morbidmanmusic Repeatedly breaking the law. Pay attention.
@markjudsoncpa8226
@markjudsoncpa8226 Місяць тому
Truth Social didn’t lose value - it never had any.
@Shawn-jd5dd
@Shawn-jd5dd Місяць тому
You let mainstream media do all ypur thinking for you lol truth social is cranking right now while fake news media says its not lol
@user-vk6qr5pz3z
@user-vk6qr5pz3z Місяць тому
Thank You Stephen Colbert, for all the laughs! We are all so stressed about trump, you keep it real!!
@Shawn-jd5dd
@Shawn-jd5dd Місяць тому
Glad tp see liberial are still stressed and triggred by donald j. Trump lets go brandon liberial please cry me some trump tears so i can go fishing there liberials are cry babies
@stephanieadams3747
@stephanieadams3747 Місяць тому
"Think about Trump....then gag.". 😂😂
@vinniediesel1369
@vinniediesel1369 Місяць тому
Would an innocent man threaten a judge and his family? I know he would NOT.
@marieroberts5664
@marieroberts5664 Місяць тому
Would a smart man threaten a judge's family? No. Would a sane man? Also no. But does a stupid man issue threats in public before the cameras? Apparently so.
@DavidCundiff-fx2mm
@DavidCundiff-fx2mm Місяць тому
Because the judge Is a socialist piece of 💩
@docdirtymrclean3610
@docdirtymrclean3610 Місяць тому
​@@marieroberts5664Because he knows he has a base of even dumber, ignorant, racists. Also he knows most of the judges are part of that dumb. Reichwingers have been setting this up for years.
@WhataMensch
@WhataMensch Місяць тому
Silent Stephen being totally mute again
@DavidCundiff-fx2mm
@DavidCundiff-fx2mm Місяць тому
Because the judge is a socialist 💩 face
@tenisviejos
@tenisviejos Місяць тому
This was a SOLID monolog. Congratulations to the writers and Steven 😂😂😂
@davemail
@davemail Місяць тому
Stephen! You (and your talented writers) put a big smile on my face this morning. Thank you! 😂
@Shawn-jd5dd
@Shawn-jd5dd Місяць тому
Stephen colbert cant get trump off his mind trump is winning keep making all ypur shows about trump because it seems that is all ypu have trump 2024 lets go brandon
@klh800
@klh800 Місяць тому
@@Shawn-jd5dd trump for prison 2024!!!!
@Shawn-jd5dd
@Shawn-jd5dd Місяць тому
@@klh800 we keep thinking that i take it cnn and msnbc told you that so ypu just automatically think its going to hapen but when us suprem court rules that trump has presidental immuntity all charges will be dropped but cnn or msnbc hasnt told you that uet so im sure ypou wont belive me until cnn and msnbc tell you
@alansmitheejr.
@alansmitheejr. Місяць тому
Even the cicadas can keep in tune better and longer than Lara.
@publicuser2534
@publicuser2534 Місяць тому
Quite sure T-pain is rolling on the floor laughing for the auto-tune. 😂
@rumpvirus7393
@rumpvirus7393 Місяць тому
auto tuna fish.
@EagerJackrabbit-wy6zn
@EagerJackrabbit-wy6zn Місяць тому
Lock him up with no bond. Let him wear his golden sneakers and give him his bible so hell have something to read
@ThatOpalGuy
@ThatOpalGuy Місяць тому
and nothing but salads to eat
@beanogas63
@beanogas63 Місяць тому
So he'll have something to read in hell.
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish Місяць тому
@@ThatOpalGuy Nah, let him have all the Twinkies and Ho-Ho's that he wants. And hot dogs. Just no drugs--Adderall, amphetamines, Z-quil, none of this stuff.
@Brasswatchman
@Brasswatchman Місяць тому
_Can_ he read? I've never been clear on that.
@thebagelsproductions
@thebagelsproductions Місяць тому
He's got the time to read Crime and Punishment
@LazyJack2003
@LazyJack2003 Місяць тому
As a German I always crack up when Americans imitate the German accent / behaviour. Well done, Stephen.
@lisakaz35
@lisakaz35 Місяць тому
How 'bout Stephen Fry as a camp German?
@LazyJack2003
@LazyJack2003 Місяць тому
@@lisakaz35 I know Stephen Fry, of course, - and love him - but I must have missed that one.
@lisakaz35
@lisakaz35 Місяць тому
@@LazyJack2003 There's a YT clip of Fry on QI as a collection of Fry displaying an array of accents. Many are Scottish but this one isn't. It starts with him finding humor in the German term for a mobile phone as "Mein Handy."
@rdca8236
@rdca8236 Місяць тому
Mr Hankey posted Trump's bond?? Damn that CHRISTMAS POO!!!
@James_Doyle83
@James_Doyle83 Місяць тому
Yep
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Місяць тому
Why don't they just use Lara Trump's album to drive away the cicadas? I've been using her high-pitched screeching as a deterrent against rats and pests. Worked like a charm.
@RLU-wt8vi
@RLU-wt8vi Місяць тому
It will also remove chrome off your bumpers, hard water deposits in your toilet, and stink bugs from getting in your house.
@tuyenle8107
@tuyenle8107 Місяць тому
Trump 4everrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Місяць тому
​​@@RLU-wt8viThe only side-effect is that these red MAGA hats kept popping up all over the place. Ah well. I could always use extra mulch.
@p.j.m.d.1948
@p.j.m.d.1948 Місяць тому
🥴🤣👍🏼😉🤔😂
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 Місяць тому
@@tuyenle8107 Say something different for once. I'll even accept a sarcastic "Something else" as a response. Like, come on...
@MuslimBeard
@MuslimBeard Місяць тому
Why won't this guy just go to jail already? What kinda world do we live in where a clear criminal not only dodges justice, but is potentially reelected as leader of the free world?
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
Because he has rights like everyone else in this country
@jmg999
@jmg999 Місяць тому
It's called America. We've been doing it for centuries.
@Wudanmaster116
@Wudanmaster116 Місяць тому
@@Conservadouche93 its actually because of how many unbelievably stupid people we have living in this country and how terribly the education system has failed. To elect someone like Trump show this country has a deeper issue than Trump
@Wildstar40
@Wildstar40 Місяць тому
We live in a corrupt world where if you got the money (especially in the USA) then you can get away with anything. This is what is happening with Trump. That is the kind of world we live in.
@RevLeigh55
@RevLeigh55 Місяць тому
The rest of us would already have been jailed for contempt. Trump is getting waaaaaay more deferential treatment than anyone else.
@Feralzen
@Feralzen Місяць тому
Now that was a buggy sketch. A plague of cicadas, Germans burning roaches and a rich guy helping a giant roach avoid the raid can.
@dawnw.6559
@dawnw.6559 Місяць тому
"Think about Trump, then gag."😂😂😂
@stevechance150
@stevechance150 Місяць тому
Trump is a bully.
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
Wahhhh
@BrandonFuller-kw3gv
@BrandonFuller-kw3gv Місяць тому
​@@Conservadouche93the schtick is old, kid. You're far too obviously faking it. Much like anyone who's ever slept with DJT.
@SleepyOx2023
@SleepyOx2023 Місяць тому
Stating the obvious 😂 I'm worried for his victims
@Logiconfire
@Logiconfire Місяць тому
Biden is a tool.
@Paul512
@Paul512 Місяць тому
He's a wimp that punches down don't know why his cult love it so much.
@stephenmcfarland2298
@stephenmcfarland2298 Місяць тому
The goal is to make the judge irritated and make some ruling that seems connected to that irritation. Then, on appeal, Trump can try to claim, "This judge clearly didn't like me. I didn't have a fair trial!"
@garfield2439
@garfield2439 Місяць тому
Yep that's exactly what he is trying to do
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish Місяць тому
So far Trump and his cronies have emphatically failed. I can hardly wait to see him in trial, and convicted of his many crimes--THAT will be a day to celebrate!
@kerlygerl
@kerlygerl Місяць тому
Definitely one of his strategies. He’s not dumb. He’s smart in the scariest of ways. 🤯🤬😩
@maryclarke3324
@maryclarke3324 Місяць тому
So Trumputin wants the Judge, jury everyone in the court house to LIKE him????¿?? What a malarkey 😁😁😁😁
@Zetalpa187
@Zetalpa187 Місяць тому
"Mr. Hankey the subprime auto Poo bails out another turd."
@user-sv9nb8ky2t
@user-sv9nb8ky2t Місяць тому
hi-de-ho!
@dh3279
@dh3279 Місяць тому
Stephen, this was one of your best monologues ever!
@TerriJansma-dn8go
@TerriJansma-dn8go Місяць тому
Why isn’t he escorted out of the courtroom and put in jail for violating the gag order? Then he can either at contempt of court charges or sit his fat butt in jail.
@dipperjc
@dipperjc Місяць тому
Seriously, why should anybody ever bother following a judge's order again? With this kind of precedent, I am starting to see less and less of a reason to remain law-abiding.
@thegrouchization
@thegrouchization Місяць тому
Technically he didn't violate the order, as the people he attacked weren't included in it until this hearing. Why the Judge didn't include their family in the order to begin with when Trump has a known history of stochastic terrorism against those who oppose him, I have no idea.
@connietimmons742
@connietimmons742 Місяць тому
Yeah, minus Secret Service, phone and internet!
@dinmagol9874
@dinmagol9874 Місяць тому
Because His following would start to riot and it'll escalate to violence. The judge knows, while any random has no idiotic following who'd defend him with violence
@fionaanderson5796
@fionaanderson5796 Місяць тому
@@dinmagol9874 the judge also knows that the threat of violence is NO excuse not to enforce the law, otherwise every mob boss and organised crime ring would be untouchable.
@scooby45247
@scooby45247 Місяць тому
i would have thought hating dogs would have made 45 too unpopular to ever think of running..
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
Hold that thought. Its going to be a close election and RFK will mostly take votes away from Biden
@sharonkellner7126
@sharonkellner7126 Місяць тому
That would have been true in normal times. These are not normal times.
@jpg7879
@jpg7879 Місяць тому
He hate's everything except rich white men. He can spunge off, wonder what secrets he sold them.
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
@sharonkellner7126 people voting against someone because they dislike dogs was normal back then? Now that's derangement syndrome
@stephanieames66
@stephanieames66 Місяць тому
I would think denigrating a war hero or mocking a crippled man would have kept him out of the WH.
@wailinburnin
@wailinburnin Місяць тому
Writers did a great job on this one and showcased Colbert’s physical humor, close, good team, inspiring.
@roberthaworth8991
@roberthaworth8991 Місяць тому
Jack Benny was once criticised onstage at an Hollywood event by Fred Allen, a fellow comedian with whom he had a long-running (but fake) “feud”. Once Allen had delivered his barb, Benny did a slow burn and then replied, “I wouldn’t let you get away with that if my writers were here!”
@lindawellner5415
@lindawellner5415 Місяць тому
Bravo on cicadas...dont kill them Mon santo!
@charlesstebbins7207
@charlesstebbins7207 Місяць тому
It's nice to know that I'm not the only person who fights back vomit every time that I hear Trump's voice.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 Місяць тому
His voice makes my brain 🤮
@SleepyOx2023
@SleepyOx2023 Місяць тому
😂
@jenniferstone2975
@jenniferstone2975 Місяць тому
Watching his Butthole mouth pucker around his bad veneers as he vomits the same thing over and over again: also a hurl inducer.
@edwardlulofs444
@edwardlulofs444 Місяць тому
I always have to mute the sound when dt is speaking. I first heard of dt when he came down the escalator - I didn’t like him then and dt is more revolting now.
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He kind of sounds that way himself really
@Opus313
@Opus313 Місяць тому
Donnie should be locked up! Anyone else would be rotting in prison...
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
Wont matter, Trump will still be calling the shots for GOP
@wheressteve
@wheressteve Місяць тому
The Just-us system is working exactly as it was designed.
@scooby45247
@scooby45247 Місяць тому
thats what happens when you allow lobby money to buy Congress.. corporate interests overrule we the people.. profit over people..
@MomirsLabTech
@MomirsLabTech Місяць тому
The whole reason the bipartisan border deal didnt happen was because Trump wanted to use the border as a bargaining chip while running again. Hes still controlling the GOP without being elected, and will until he croaks.
@tygrahof9268
@tygrahof9268 Місяць тому
@@scooby45247Yes, run by the Greed Over People's Party
@MaggieJean
@MaggieJean Місяць тому
Yesterday was Wisconsin's primary. It made me sick to see the lack of interest, the small amount of voters.
@yvonnelewis4888
@yvonnelewis4888 Місяць тому
Unreal,Hanky Panky 😄 When will justice prevail and get this traitor to America put in jail?
@MadDragon75
@MadDragon75 Місяць тому
It's refreshing to see that everywhere I go on UKposts, everybody wants to see Donald trump locked up.
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
Then you've only examined one perspective on the matter. Not a great way to form an opinion
@Brasswatchman
@Brasswatchman Місяць тому
​@@Conservadouche93 Shut it, 'douche. Your "perspective" became irrelevant the day your guy tried to overthrow the Constitution.
@MadDragon75
@MadDragon75 Місяць тому
@@Conservadouche93 Wrong. I follow progressive and conservative news..so try again. TYT? Just one of many I'm a member of. More MAGA members are jumping ship day by day. Not all of them hate democracy... Not all of them are brainwashed into believing democracy is the same as democrat. Many understand that without democracy, you don't have a vote... Like Russia.
@calisto2735
@calisto2735 Місяць тому
@@Conservadouche93 Opinion? What does an opinion has to do with anything here?... Lol GOP went from "law and order" to "opinion" party real fast, when it turned out, facts are not on their side 😆 He's clearly 100% a conman. He has MANY court judgements against him already. It's not a matter of "opinion", buddy. And as for a criminal... We just look at the classified documents case and it's all clear. There's no "opinions" here. The guy said it himself. He took it, he refused giving it back, he tried hiding it. End of story. These are the facts. The only people who rely on OPINION here, are the crowd trying to find excuses for his criminal behaviour, grasping at straws. 🤷🏻‍♂️
@Hellkite-er5pg
@Hellkite-er5pg Місяць тому
Yeah because Trump right-wing nutjobs are on Rumble.
@BrentHollett
@BrentHollett Місяць тому
What's the point of a gag order, if they never enforce it? Put Trump in jail pending trial...
@almightymachine9930
@almightymachine9930 Місяць тому
I got something he can gag on right here folks!
@Slo-ryde
@Slo-ryde Місяць тому
T is proven how inept the justice system is….and just laughing at it.
@eatmyaholelibs
@eatmyaholelibs Місяць тому
For what ...Joe is the real criminal....u bunch of Nazis
@leslieroberts4767
@leslieroberts4767 Місяць тому
We have lots of evidence that DJT encourages violence applied to anyone he deems not loyal to him. Judges are afraid defendent DJT already has implied to his MAGA goon loyalist to do violence for him if he is jailed or loses in court or election. This why Jan 6th convictions as examples of consequences ate so important and that goes for his criminal lawyers etc who planned to overthrow the 2020 Nov election
@judithnelson1581
@judithnelson1581 Місяць тому
Too much compassion for Trump's Secret Service detail??😮
@nepenthesBicalcarata5666
@nepenthesBicalcarata5666 Місяць тому
The cicadas are awesome for the environment. Please everyone don’t spray or kill them… 👍
@rebny7801
@rebny7801 Місяць тому
When he said Florida is legalizing smoking recreational pot, my first reaction was: " well that's gonna make Florida safer"
@jansilverthorn777
@jansilverthorn777 Місяць тому
I think you will find the pot smokers a little more mellow than the meth heads.😂
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 Місяць тому
I'm tired of our two tiered justice system protecting Trump.
@publicuser2534
@publicuser2534 Місяць тому
The judge can’t lock his dumass up, unfortunately. If he did, trump would seal more votes and funding.
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
That's a worn out horse that you're riding atm
@ZombieNausea
@ZombieNausea Місяць тому
Are we really going to just WATCH while he breaks our country? Can't someone step in an assert some judicial dominance here?
@leeneil5775
@leeneil5775 Місяць тому
@@Conservadouche93 Dude...your "channel" has two (count 'em - two!) followers! That would be you and your mother? Get a clue!
@bovinityleak2066
@bovinityleak2066 Місяць тому
For real! Snowden has to live in exile for trying to do a good thing while Dump is still hoarding classified documents and running for president and encouraging his cult to try and over throw the government AGAIN! . If you are a right winger on the highest court in the land then you never have to follow another rule ever while flipping the bird to society knowing you lied to get the job in the first place.
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 Місяць тому
Trump’s argument all along has been not that he’s innocent, but that he has the right to be a criminal.
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish Місяць тому
He needs to be held responsible for all his crimes against Americans.
@charlesmartin1121
@charlesmartin1121 Місяць тому
And we still have the right to vote. So do it. And maybe he will finally be brought to justice.
@marniekilbourne608
@marniekilbourne608 Місяць тому
YES, somebody writes this exact comment EVERY night!
@tuyenle8107
@tuyenle8107 Місяць тому
Trump 4everrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@wendyjohnson3254
@wendyjohnson3254 Місяць тому
Otherwise, crime is at an all time low. I guess he has been trying to change all that…
@serendipityshopnyc
@serendipityshopnyc Місяць тому
That cicada noise was truly impressive!
@24cts
@24cts Місяць тому
Kudos to your writers !!!
@thoughtsintime
@thoughtsintime Місяць тому
Waking up way over here in India to Colbert and TDS is always a great start to my day - I don’t care about any of the content as it’s a world away but it distracts me from our own shit show. Reminds me we’re not the only ones f*****d up. 😂
@davewatchedthat
@davewatchedthat Місяць тому
Thanks for a little perspective, neighbour!
@astilealavatica1404
@astilealavatica1404 Місяць тому
Do you work in a call center or ethical field?
@freespeechbeyond2024
@freespeechbeyond2024 Місяць тому
The United States of America does not need a " Dictator " ... Vote for Democracy America...
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
It's a joke
@tuyenle8107
@tuyenle8107 Місяць тому
Trump 4everrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 Місяць тому
@@Conservadouche93 You do realize that him being compared to dictators and called a dictator wannabe happened long before that joke, right? What many find concerning isn't the joke, it is him.
@khalidrasheed8452
@khalidrasheed8452 Місяць тому
​@@tuyenle8107 trump he will lose again in November
@Thadmotor1044
@Thadmotor1044 Місяць тому
Vote Dem ballot down . Rebuke Fascism and trumpy biggly Hate
@surewhatever8843
@surewhatever8843 Місяць тому
Those cicadas are ASCENDING, not descending. 🤣
@splatzec
@splatzec Місяць тому
We’ve needed shows like these on repeat for the last 9 years xD rock on Colbert 😂
@CatherinePrice-pz6id
@CatherinePrice-pz6id Місяць тому
Truth social was always a hollow echo chamber of Dumpy's ravings. I really laughed when it got shut down during the State of the Union address.
@TheWtfanime
@TheWtfanime Місяць тому
I'm sick and tired of living in a world where some old orange narcissist cries so hard we have to hear about him in the news everyday who also somehow controls almost the entirety of the gqp. I miss when Obama was president, heck even Bush Jr. at this point.
@user-md4di6yg2p
@user-md4di6yg2p Місяць тому
At least Bush Jr. had a sense of humor, and his wife had a brain.
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
You might want to price in Trump winning this November. For your emotional sake
@garfield2439
@garfield2439 Місяць тому
I'm with you there I never thought I'd miss Bush Jr
@GordonPavilion
@GordonPavilion Місяць тому
@@Conservadouche93Trump Delusion Syndrome is real and his insufferable cult members suffer from it.
@joancooney7724
@joancooney7724 Місяць тому
@@Conservadouche93 Boring 😂
@michaeldmusiccanada
@michaeldmusiccanada Місяць тому
🤣Go Stormy Go!....LT?..🤣..stick to cookies, and BYBLE study 😂 Happy 420 We love @Willie Nelson ❤
@tenacious1
@tenacious1 Місяць тому
Thank you so much Stephen Colbert for helping us laugh through these tough times... The Era of trump and the GQP. This one made me laugh so much from the jokes about Trump and his daughter-in-law's "music" do everything. I thank you and the show's writers. 🙏🏾
@adamlayneandersen
@adamlayneandersen Місяць тому
You nailed it❤
@rumpvirus7393
@rumpvirus7393 Місяць тому
Don't think... just jump ? That was written by John Lemming Posthumously. He was a great composter in the field.
@lashendawest7509
@lashendawest7509 Місяць тому
We love your show stephen colbert
@t.d.186
@t.d.186 Місяць тому
You mean the fundraiser for Genocide Joe?
@sharonkellner7126
@sharonkellner7126 Місяць тому
“There should be only one response: ‘Bring your toothbrush, Donald Trump, because you’re going to sit in a jail cell for a while.”
@jandrews6254
@jandrews6254 Місяць тому
And leave behind your makeup, hairspray, belt (or anti gravity device), girdle and heel lifts
@jackharrison7613
@jackharrison7613 Місяць тому
um, you mean his cup of polident
@PennyDavis-cm9tl
@PennyDavis-cm9tl Місяць тому
He can get his Cocaine there but not his diapers. Steve Bannon will have to order them from Russia.😮
@stephenatwood241
@stephenatwood241 Місяць тому
I in fact forgot it was primary day here in NYC until I saw something online in the afternoon. So, yesterday was the first time in (countless elections) where I went to vote in the evening rather than early in the morning before going to work. I wasn't surprised to see no one waiting in line anywhere in my polling place in Brooklyn.
@ff-cq5hh
@ff-cq5hh Місяць тому
Lock up what you can't debate.
@geoffreycat1763
@geoffreycat1763 Місяць тому
If Judge Merchan can't rule on this case then Thomas has no business ruling in any of trumps cases either.
@marieroberts5664
@marieroberts5664 Місяць тому
Or Aileen Cannon.
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl Місяць тому
Lara Trump should be singing a different Tom Petty song: "Free Fallin'"
@abc-bu7nr
@abc-bu7nr Місяць тому
Or the Heartbreakers' cover of Feel A Whole Lot Better(When you're gone)
@terrierqueen4091
@terrierqueen4091 Місяць тому
More like stealing Brittney's "Oops, I Stole Songs Again!"
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 Місяць тому
Nah. She should never be anywhere near another Petty song. She can sing "Jailhouse Rock" by Elvis.
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish Місяць тому
I wouldn't listen to that one either.
@ColorMeConfused29
@ColorMeConfused29 Місяць тому
@@notsure1969 That woman shouldn't even be allowed near a Christmas song. Hell, Happy Birthday is probably too much for her.
@eleanorek.leslie9818
@eleanorek.leslie9818 Місяць тому
Thank you, Stephan!! Keep going!👍👍💕💕
@juschu85
@juschu85 Місяць тому
German here. Amsterdam will still be Europe's dealer. We won't have legal shops selling weed (for now). You are allowed to grow it yourself at home (3 plants per person) or in registered growing clubs. EU laws are stopping us from having shops. The Netherlands use a loophole we can't use right now without implementing other substantial laws. What's also weird is that while you can legally own weed in the Netherlands and in Germany, it's still illegal to bring it over the border. At least you're allowed to get seeds from the Netherlands. I think this whole situation is the biggest problem with the law. It's not going far enough. One of the most important things is to fight the black market. Illegal dealers won't check your ID to see if you're old enough and they're more likely to lace the weed with some stuff you don't want in it. And as long as you have to grow your own weed, most people will still prefer the comfort of just getting it from a dealer. As long as they do, dealing weed will be lucrative and the black market will do business as usual.
@rezolutionist7715
@rezolutionist7715 Місяць тому
I'm surprised how good Stephen is, for that's EXACTLY how we dance in the Taboo Zone.
@bennposcher1025
@bennposcher1025 Місяць тому
Sorry my fellow German, you missspelled it, its Tabu Zone!
@Columbiastargazer
@Columbiastargazer Місяць тому
trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
Sigh, yet again. The copypasta is for real
@ThatOpalGuy
@ThatOpalGuy Місяць тому
@@Conservadouche93 reality really sucks for you guys, doesn't it?
@Heather-xz8fk
@Heather-xz8fk Місяць тому
You are so right.
@belindared3389
@belindared3389 Місяць тому
You're so funny and , a poet
@lilacsmith
@lilacsmith Місяць тому
You post this in every late time talk video
@angelestorres6334
@angelestorres6334 Місяць тому
The Taboo Zone sounds like a real nightmare 😂 They should close that place down
@VeracityLH
@VeracityLH Місяць тому
I dread the next cicada invasion. During the last one they were so heavy in my area that might kids could not ride their bikes without crunching on cicada corpses. Stores had areas for you to bat the cicadas out of your clothes when you entered. It was AWFUL!
@juneju6637
@juneju6637 Місяць тому
It’s amazing that Trump would complain if someone went after his kids.
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish Місяць тому
Frankly, I don't believe he would. Trump has proven that he only cares about himself.
@p.j.m.d.1948
@p.j.m.d.1948 Місяць тому
He doesn’t care if they do..
@benjaminchisolmjr7863
@benjaminchisolmjr7863 Місяць тому
Only if it was Ivanka.
@dielaughing73
@dielaughing73 Місяць тому
Except Eric, of course
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 Місяць тому
Former president should be truly held. Accountable
@lynemac2539
@lynemac2539 Місяць тому
Spanky! Yes, that's what I've been calling him ever since I realized that Chump seemed to respectful.
@FDR_progressive_liberal
@FDR_progressive_liberal Місяць тому
What are the odds Hankey will get his money back? Less than the chance of making money off the bond, I'll wager.
@andrewfrazer8874
@andrewfrazer8874 Місяць тому
He should be in jail with Peter Navarro on their green bay sweep game plan
@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 Місяць тому
I absolutely voted in today's primary. Always vote all the time!! 🗽💙🌊💙🌊🗽
@stephenm3470
@stephenm3470 Місяць тому
I literally just found I missed it. Surely this is the type of thing they should advertise.
@connyleicht6567
@connyleicht6567 Місяць тому
​Isn't there a certain responsibility of one's own to inform oneself? I wonder.....​@@stephenm3470
@DavidCundiff-fx2mm
@DavidCundiff-fx2mm Місяць тому
Where is Ellen Degeneres
@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 Місяць тому
The board of elections mails a notice to your address. Read the notice and keep it near your calendar. Post it on the refrigerator so that you can't forget.
@dogsbecute
@dogsbecute Місяць тому
@@stephenm3470 they do. you probably threw away your voter card the board of elections mails to you every year, along with the pamphlets explaining what election is coming up and when. You should probably not throw away your mail without skimming through it . Just because you werent aware doesnt mean it wasnt advertised lol
@teresitauy3692
@teresitauy3692 Місяць тому
I’m sick and tired of all these gag order , why not just put him in jail ., that will shut him up .
@oscarmendez3362
@oscarmendez3362 Місяць тому
You are the man Stephen!
@robertpearson8546
@robertpearson8546 Місяць тому
Laura's caterwauling proves that technology cannot make a screech owl a top singer.
@jacquelinevanfossan7007
@jacquelinevanfossan7007 Місяць тому
Do not insult owls. They, at least, perform a service, like getting rid of vermin. I'd rather listen to these beautiful creatures than the trump critters.
@seanstoyroom7274
@seanstoyroom7274 Місяць тому
But if you want to clear out a house after a party...
@FurtiveSkeptical
@FurtiveSkeptical Місяць тому
Son: Daddy, is that lady hurting that song? Father: Yes, son. Yes she is.
@annietang3780
@annietang3780 Місяць тому
Let’s give Trump what he fear most,-failing him in November. We will hand him the justice ourselves. That’s how we regular people can beat the “billionaire”.
@Slo-ryde
@Slo-ryde Місяць тому
Been saying this since the AG slow walked the investigation on T…… nobody will do anything and it will be up to the voters in Nov.
@dawnstanley1733
@dawnstanley1733 29 днів тому
Yes, lets!! Lol
@grayguy3619
@grayguy3619 Місяць тому
Colbert's right about the Cicadas, it's going to be an ear-deafening nightmare!
@hereigoagain5050
@hereigoagain5050 Місяць тому
"Da Bugs" didn't hit in NYC but we appreciate it in Chicago. Steven, your always welcome back.
@stoppin2look
@stoppin2look Місяць тому
Hankey Pankey... like the rhyme ... really funny. Truth Social losing money made me smile even wider.
@caseybowman4644
@caseybowman4644 Місяць тому
Condolences to Stephen and his staff for their loss. My heart breaks for Stephen during his time of loss. His executive assistant recently died of cancer I read and they announced it on Monday. 😢
@jackie6903
@jackie6903 Місяць тому
It is a historic, not an historic.
@leannevandekew1996
@leannevandekew1996 Місяць тому
He tried to buy the NFL's Buffalo Bills pro football team back about 2014. He was in the pool of 6 final bidders the NFL chose and was asked to submit financial records to show he could either buy the team or could raise funds for it with solid collateral backing, but instead he submitted a letter with a copy of a Fortune Magazine article listing him as one of the wealthier people in the United States. The NFL turned him down.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Місяць тому
Back when the world made sense! Nowadays, if Kris Kardashian says you're a billionaire, that's accepted as gospel truth, no research required. So stupid Kylie can commit fraud and never see any consequences...
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Місяць тому
🐣 Mr. Hankey the Easter Poo. 💩
@wheressteve
@wheressteve Місяць тому
Sometimes he's nutty.... Sometimes he's corny....
@TheUberjammer
@TheUberjammer Місяць тому
Timmy!
@FurtiveSkeptical
@FurtiveSkeptical Місяць тому
"Well Hidey Howw!" Some other POS to big Orange's rescue....😅 "Gosh, Kyle you sure do smell a lot like flawrs....."
@laurafay2796
@laurafay2796 Місяць тому
DAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH bugs...Stephen was on fire tonight Props to the writers
@Kokuswolf
@Kokuswolf 28 днів тому
As a german I would love to see Mr. Colbert visiting us and showing us the Taboo Zone club... ... and his dance. I would instantly join him. Great humor.
@ZamboneeMan
@ZamboneeMan Місяць тому
Its never about the case, trump is using the courts as his stage since he has no time or money for rallies
@B_Bodziak
@B_Bodziak Місяць тому
Lara's middle school choir teacher obviously told Lara to just mouth the words.
@AceFace50001
@AceFace50001 Місяць тому
Her singing is worse than drunk karaoke.
@tammyd.970
@tammyd.970 Місяць тому
You give her way too much credit. She didn't learn the lyrics. She just mouthed "watermelon" the whole time. (for non-choir losers, this was a cheat for when you couldn't remember the lyrics. It would look like you're singing with everyone else, mostly.)
@user-bx7zp9sj9y
@user-bx7zp9sj9y Місяць тому
She's Absolutely Awful and also Stupid. She married a Trump and he's a Loser just like his Father. That Apple didn't fall but inches.
@jennifercook6497
@jennifercook6497 Місяць тому
Could you just IMAGINE Trump in Judge Judy's courtroom?! Comedy gold! There'd be memes for years!!!!
@rotterdammer5243
@rotterdammer5243 16 днів тому
I just love when Stephen does the German Angular dancer song!!! I JUST COULD`NT STOP LAFFIN~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@titichartay7216
@titichartay7216 Місяць тому
Reason why Trump hates dog is that they could always smell his bad vibes.
@Paul512
@Paul512 Місяць тому
There are some butt's even dogs won't sniff
@Germandave39
@Germandave39 Місяць тому
As a German, I appreciated the bit on our pot legalization a lot. 😊 Stephen's pronounciation of Lauterbach was quite good. 👏 Kudos
@kinngrimm
@kinngrimm Місяць тому
Well keep watching, he hardly misses an opportunity to make jokes of our nazi past, our lack of humor or the way we speak. Often all at the same time ^^
@ScottBoecher-ew6nd
@ScottBoecher-ew6nd Місяць тому
You hit it! “Stupid Social”
@jcanfieldschatz
@jcanfieldschatz Місяць тому
Just wanted to say, Monday evenings have been awesome. Jon Stewart, Seth Meyers followed by Colbert. ☺
@user-go1jm7ib6j
@user-go1jm7ib6j Місяць тому
So I'm guessing the same Country Music purists who were outraged by Beyonce releasing a Country Music record are totally fine with autotuned Lara Trump doing the same. Can't imagine why.
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish Місяць тому
They pick their music at "Hypocrisy-R-Us".
@Paul512
@Paul512 Місяць тому
​@@DissectGibberishtheir wife's at family hoedowns...
@DavidCundiff-fx2mm
@DavidCundiff-fx2mm Місяць тому
Beyonce sucks 🏀⚾️🏈
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Місяць тому
Lara Trump’s “singing” is technically 99.99% auto-tune (which does a LOT of heavy lifting). Another song from Lara Trump to be played non-stop at Gitmo.
@Drew-bc7zj
@Drew-bc7zj Місяць тому
8:07 nice callback to "Strangers with Candy"! 👍
@martyberry1917
@martyberry1917 Місяць тому
Lock him up!
@Sailor376also
@Sailor376also Місяць тому
As someone who grew up with cicadas outside the window making a racket,, that was a pretty good impression !!! Well done !
@UrbanHiker317
@UrbanHiker317 Місяць тому
That cicada noise was on point! 😂
@user-xv8tn7wq4s
@user-xv8tn7wq4s Місяць тому
That's a 4 billion dollar TAX exemption !
@sshaw4429
@sshaw4429 Місяць тому
“Country music was strangled to death…”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bennposcher1025
@bennposcher1025 Місяць тому
Greetings from Germany, proud that we got to be in your show. The dance was hilarious 😂
@mayadesilva
@mayadesilva Місяць тому
I actually witnessed people doing that same dance at the techno club Berghaim in Berlin last summer! Great Monolgue Stephen, I laughed out loud at least seven times! Get rid of T-Rump NOW!
@sabine563
@sabine563 Місяць тому
Same here! I really felt the reality in stereotypes then..😂 Greetings from a German 😎
@petercolbeysgameshowmania7176
@petercolbeysgameshowmania7176 Місяць тому
“Ve go to make the disco! Ja ja ja! Ve go to make the disco! Ja ja ja!”
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