Alexander Armstrong is guest host, with panellists Maisie Adam and Camilla Long joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 5 May 2023.
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@WeesperbuurtРік тому
Alexander Armstrong’s delivery of “she prepared” is brilliant.
@mph4196 місяців тому
Stupendous guests - Camilla Long is always so sharp and witty and Maisie Adam is simply awesome and hilarious. Even when the news gets old, these episodes never do. Fantastic work and many many thanks for continually uploading!
@BareegoРік тому
Love these extended versions, a great excuse to watch it again with some bonus stuff. Thanks for uploading these so much !
@iwakuraSantaРік тому
its best to watch first one drunk
@ppodismРік тому
18:51 Rishi’s video has the feel of one of those videos you can pay a minor celebrity to make wishing your aunt a happy birthday
@lukethomas658Рік тому
"slapper consort" was hilarious
@buggerallРік тому
VivaHD does it again. As a Dutch person I thank you again. BTW Maisie was on fire!
@angeladawn805Рік тому
You're the tops ViVaHD, i knew i could rely on you. As ever, most gratefully received and appreciated 😊😘
@nball7415Рік тому
As a Brit who now lives abroad all I can say is thank you ❤❤
@gstephenson9442Рік тому
Camilla Long is one of the best guests. Politically informed and witty
@andrewclayton4181Рік тому
Her column in the Sunday Times us too right wing for me. That's the way she swings.
@merkeljohn4 місяці тому
I agree, she’s great.
@DennisMoore664Рік тому
A win for Ian and his partner after a draw last week - what a time to be alive!
@paulnolan4971Рік тому
IKR hahaha It always amused me that he's the journo and smart af and he almost NEVER wins. I think it has always been like that or it feels that way anyway. I think whomever allocates the points may not like him lmao
@DMSternРік тому
No ten-minute segment of Armstrong flubbing his lines, either!
@iwakuraSantaРік тому
I think Paul has more time to bone up on the news than Ian,his knowledge is not lost on this show and I think his knowledge is well appreciated by all
@mustafa1nameРік тому
An exhilarating streak of form. We walk in the garden of his turbulence
@granthurlburt40629 місяців тому
@@iwakuraSanta Ian having a full-time job as editor of Private Eye and all. I think Ian won more often in the early years of the show
@salto1994Рік тому
thakns for the upload of these long versions
@cuzned13758 місяців тому
Maisie Adam is delightfulness personified.
@GladysAmeliaРік тому
Suddenly I'm a Celtics fan. Thanks for this wonderful upload.
@carn9507Рік тому
Cheers ViVaHD for always coming up with the TV goods. :)
@mustafa1nameРік тому
"you're tired" - a remarkably excellent caption: appropriately referential, succinct, double-meaning, and contextually funny.
@LPKelly380Рік тому
“You’re tired” 😂😂
@helenpauls1496Рік тому
Wonderful. Thank you for the upload.
@lhfirexРік тому
I think this every time I see Maisie on this show, but she'd be a fun Taskmaster contestant.
@Sam-lr9oiРік тому
I agree, and she feels like someone who could be imminent! They're always filming one season ahead, so who knows!
@gideonshandy91946 місяців тому
Those pandas are doing the Four Yorkshiremen sketch 😂 "Who'd've thought we'd be sitting 'ere drinking Bamboo Le Chatelet…"
@kathowedРік тому
Fabulous! I wonder if they'd ever consider one more side-hustle: Have I Got Even More News for You…
@ecoworrierРік тому
For that you need tickets to the live recording
@kathowedРік тому
@@ecoworrier And they're rare as hen's teeth here in Melbourne, Australia.
@Budehgong5 місяців тому
Have I Got A Fuckton Of News For You
@muoianРік тому
Maisie’s laughing snorts are joyous
@jgg7511 місяців тому
Maisie is awesome.
@jrann2667Рік тому
Thank you. Good show.
@hopefultraveller1Рік тому
Thank you ViVaHD! More please!
@mr51406Рік тому
Outstanding XL episode! 🌟 😂 Thanks Viva!
@onlyme219Рік тому
I enjoyed that thanks for the upload, I've just subbed 👍
@c.t5136Рік тому
Brilliant! Thank you.
@sn4rffРік тому
brilliant video - thanks a lot.
@FloraWest11 місяців тому
Great panel and host this week-I wanted it to go on even longer!
@garrick3727Рік тому
Thank you that was really good. The memorization game was bizarre though; had nothing to do with anything. A couple of Ian's comments made me realize he knows more about popular culture than he lets on.
@beverlybrooks2736Рік тому
Thank you for this! ❤
@SuvinRKРік тому
Thanks for posting!
@kassistwistedРік тому
Thank you Viva for giving us something from the UK this weekend that wasn't that damned dog and pony show!
@killsun1315 днів тому
The first extended episode of this show I watched was funnier than 90% of the last thirty years of SNL, every episode of friends, the big bang theory and two and a half men combined. This show is better than anything on American TV. I was hooked from the opening theme. Thanks for posting. I wait for the extended versions to come out and watch as many previous episodes when I can
@bridgetdee7094Рік тому
Thank you very much
@reveivlРік тому
Thanks Viva.
@milosterwheeler2520Рік тому
"Everyone is requested to make a gesture." No problem.
@michaelanderson5747Рік тому
Great, thanks.
@iwakuraSantaРік тому
thanks viv
@kimsherlock8969Рік тому
The Mermaid is to me a sculpture representing the needs in imagination Of the person spending months at sea. I see it as very beautiful ❤
@beenaplumber8379Рік тому
Sorry, but I think I could spend months, perhaps even years at sea and never imagine a a need for that. And giving it such a distressed finish makes it look as if the artist didn't have much faith in their own work - they felt they needed to give it that ancient "ruins" look to make it appear legitimate. I think it's dreadful.
@YogZabРік тому
It's lovely. And for anyone to proclaim it's 'too sexual' is a revolting position to take - it's a woman's body after all, and all women have breasts and buttocks. Some even have generously proportioned parts! ......... *shaking head*
@beenaplumber8379Рік тому
@@YogZab Yeah, but no, it's not a woman's body. It's a mermaid's body with a woman's booty. It makes as much sense as putting a man's butt on a centaur. Women (and men) of all shapes and sizes are beautiful, and I truly do mean that. My criticism is not about human beauty, but about a statue that represents an already absurd mythical creature (though conventionally accepted as a symbol of beauty) with an even more absurd anatomical addition that pulls focus from the rest of the piece. And it's made to look old and worn, giving it a false air of legitimacy. It's art, so I get it, other people will like it, and my impressions are my own, but please don't dismiss criticism of this statue as people hating on "generously proportioned" women. Now I do agree that criticism about it being too sexual is misplaced. People confuse nudity with sexuality to the point that neither word has a useful meaning.
@YogZabРік тому
@@beenaplumber8379 I appreciate your comment. I think we're talking about different thing? There was a quotation in the reported item that the figure was too sexual, and I thought the journalist who said that (or town council or protest group) was misguided . Artists have typically rendered mermaids with breasts over the millennia. This artist added a bum, no big deal. The texture probably made them happy, nobody is fooled that it's an ancient artifact! The viewing public can focus on any portion of the sculp they wish. Including you and me! Anyway sure, we can agree to disagree! To me the piece is fun, lively, appealing and playful. I like the look of it and don't wish to overthink it. I value the mythologies of all nations and the mermaid is a colourful recurring character which I struggle to find absurd. We're all different! Best regards.
@beenaplumber8379Рік тому
@@YogZab Yeah, I agree with your comment that calling it too sexual is ridiculous. Mermaids have always had breasts (except when they've been covered by seashells or long golden curls). A depiction of breasts, or any nudity, is not inherently sexual without a sexual context, which this statue, IMO, lacks. I think we're on the same page there. When you referred to it as playful that opened something for me. I do sometimes get this bias about artists taking themselves and their work too seriously, and clearly that's not a fair assumption on my part. As a playful piece, I think it works. I could see myself as a kid playing around the mermaid with the big butt, or planning to meet friends by the mermaid with the big butt! It really is a bit of playfulness. There's a short distance from absurd to silly to playful. Thanks for challenging me!
@susandemir718011 місяців тому
Alexander Armstrong is absolutely wonderful, funnier than all the guests put together
@melthebell33Рік тому
wow not seen have i got news for you since the 90s lol, cheers
@timholder6825Рік тому
Nail on the head about the voter ID issue Ian.
@djpaulhannonРік тому
Can you explain the issue, as I don’t get it.
@satyasyasatyasya5746Рік тому
@@djpaulhannon Basically its a voter suppresion tactic because the IDs that are 'valid' are those older people tend to have (who would vote Tory/conservative) and the IDs which aren't 'valid' tend to be those young people have (who tend to vote not Tory/conservative). There's no reason whatsoever some of the IDs aren't 'valid' other than to keep younger more leftwing voters from voting. Its a disgusting and cynical powerplay.
@beenaplumber8379Рік тому
@@djpaulhannon In the recent local elections in the UK, voters were required to show an official government ID, one of several types that were listed in advance, in order to cast their votes. BBC reporting said some 6000 Brits were not allowed to vote because they didn't show a proper ID, including one nurse who brought her government-issued NHS nurse ID card. The controversy, which is the same as it is here in the US, is that there has never been (in recent history anyway) a problem of widespread voter fraud (enough to sway any election at any level), in the UK or in the US. It's a fake issue that stirs up right-wing passions in both countries. The requirement for voter ID disproportionately keeps poor and marginalized people from voting - people who perhaps don't understand the requirements because of marginal language fluency, literacy, or disability, or maybe they are homeless and have no home address, which is required in some US states to get an ID, or perhaps people who would prefer to avoid government contact or leaving official government records of their whereabouts for whatever reason, perhaps because of government mistrust - whatever, that's their right, and people should not be penalized for exercising their rights. (You can tell which side of this issue I'm on.) There have also been numerous cases (in the US anyway) of Muslim women being required to remove their hijabs for their ID photos, something they are prohibited from doing by their religion, and something many women have said they felt ashamed for being required to do so. The sum of these effects is that there is a law now that addresses a problem that never existed, and the (predicted and actual) effect is that it suppresses voting by people who are likely to vote against conservatives, both in the UK and in the US. It is sometimes a matter of systemic racism, sometimes Islamophobia, and sometimes xenophobia. Here in the US, such laws are the prerogative of the states, and fortunately my state of Minnesota, which has huge immigrant populations from all over the world (Hmong, Somali, Karen, Ethiopian, Vietnamese, Central and South American, many others), has to this date not been infected with such nonsense. Voter ID came up for a vote as an amendment to our state constitution in 2010 (I think?), and it was roundly defeated.
@zapfanzapfanРік тому
We have had photo IDs for voting for as long as I can remember in Sweden. Yes, liberal, socialist, welfare state Sweden, not some gun toting bible thumping US. Voter turnout is about 85%, how much do you manage in the UK and US?
@lhfirexРік тому
@@zapfanzapfan I'd be curious to know how difficult (or not) it is to get a photo ID in Sweden. I know here in the US, it can be a pain. They all take money. Probably the easiest one to get is a passport or a driver's license. Even if it's not a huge cost to get a photo ID, it still discriminates against us working class people since you might not have the means or the spending money to get a passport, and you might not have access to a car to get a driver's license. It's also pointless because you could easily verify someone's ID based on their social security number, since everybody has one of those. Also, our lower turnout isn't purely due to unnecessary BS like photo ID restrictions. US election days are always on a Tuesday, always during daytime hours, and they're never a holiday, so anyone who's working class might not even get the chance to vote since they could be stuck at work until the polls are closed.
@AnnaAnna-uc2ffРік тому
Thanks.
@teaandoranges1Рік тому
I’m Australian and I think this is the first time I’ve seen Rishi Sunak speak. That’s one helluva PM you guys have elected 😂
@samsoncooper1Рік тому
He wasn't really elected. The last 2 Primeministers in the UK weren't elected. With Liz Truss being only elected by the Tory Party and Sunak filling in her role after a vote of no confidence in Truss. The UK is the least democratic it has been since the days of Royal interference in politics.
@sanidadeelogica4979Рік тому
Ha! You think we elect our PMs? We haven’t done that in a long while
@myoldvhstapesРік тому
As an American, I became amused by Liz Truss. I began watching PMQs (Prime Minister's questions) which take place for half an hour on most Wednesdays. It's fun to watch the MPs 'diss' each other as they are constrained to the formal language protocols of the House.
@carn9507Рік тому
We had no say in the matter, Emma. :P
@ivaneames4354Рік тому
@@myoldvhstapesIt must be so annoying to have to call someone "the right honourable gentleman" when you don't think they are right and think that they are actually scum. I'm sure they would really like to say "the bullsh!tting tw@t" but are not able to. I don't think our MPs are even allowed to call each other liars in the Commons.
@TheManInTheLongBlackCoatРік тому
28:50 Actually Angel of Death by Slayer. 🤘
@CaesarTjalboРік тому
And I remembered the first verse without fail, nothing wrong with my memory!
@kenlieck775611 місяців тому
All that pledging of life and liege and limb and leg and loin or whatever it was reminds me of the tale of Prince Ivan The Slightest, who refused to declare paternal fealty, in response to which his father the King disowned him and left the contents of the nation's treasury and it's weapons cache to his younger brother Prince Barry the Hatchet. It was tragic case of pride costing him an armory and a legacy.
@Daithai96Рік тому
I made a gesture during the ceremony.
@patriciawarnock475111 місяців тому
that comment about he loved Camilla on the day he married Diana blights his reputation as it should.
@2nd3rd1stРік тому
Isn't chat french for cat? So it's "Cat, I have farted.", something a very well mannered cat parent would say, apologetically.
@ftumschkРік тому
Actually "chat" has a silent "t" in French, but Chat (as in Chat-GPT) has a hard "t". This sounds like the "chatte", which is French slang for female genitals. No wonder they're unhappy about the name.
@sarahpeart6500Рік тому
Or a female cat - le chat, la chatte.
@ftumschkРік тому
@@sarahpeart6500 Indeed. "Chatte" has the same double-meaning as "pussy" has in English.
@NelsondeQuinhonesРік тому
ViVaHD... Finally 🙂 Thank you! 'You', 'here', we can have the 'real' 'full episode' on the net of the latest episode, not the twenty-something minutes edited ones. Thank you!
@declanmcardleРік тому
@1:57 Is the Sunak's big house in the dip?
@johnwade7430Рік тому
Great
@brushe8025Рік тому
Well done Celtic
@sourabhmayekar3354Рік тому
Lovely
@sunnyinsanya2Рік тому
'You're tired' sweet
@paulnolan4971Рік тому
14:20 He's going to the tower for that :D
@harveyfleming9572Рік тому
angus deyton was the host of have i got news for you
@ArtyMarsРік тому
Does anyone else think the Intro song for this show slaps hard 😂 I’m surprised the kids on TikTok haven’t got a dance yet for it hahahha
@johnburn8031Рік тому
Don't give them ideas! TikTok is already ful of cringe! 🙄
@libbybollinger59017 місяців тому
Be the change you want to see in the world.
@lengel4611 місяців тому
first time ever watching this. it's pretty funny
@RIXRADvidzРік тому
the supply teacher PM's vibrant speech is such toe curling cringe plastique fantastique
@LaMortDeLaMusiqueРік тому
Angel of Death by Slayer just randomly appearing midway through the episode
@markkiely8326Рік тому
😮this is probably the only truthful and impartial show on the BBC. also Reece mogg reminds me of Christopher Lee's Dracula. CHRIST PRINCESSES ANN REMINDS ME OF GARY OLDMAN'S DRACULA!!!!!
@richardjames194611 місяців тому
Didn't know about the Prince Charles theater, that was funny!
@MisterItchyРік тому
Paul Merton complaining how the show is going downhill is a requirement for every episode!
@fullmetalmerkin11 місяців тому
🤘SLAAAAYEERRRR!!!🤘
@ripdbtpoo144111 місяців тому
Damn, I'm a nuisance. Live in Frogland. I.D. necessary to vote. No big deal.
@-JA-Рік тому
❤️👍
@michaelmccarthy94114 дні тому
Somebody needs to tell Camilla that you don't say a joke, you tell it.
@robsmith2087Рік тому
I love Maisie, but I can't believe she's kept her weird lockdown haircut this long
@carn9507Рік тому
eh it suits her. who cares how anyone has their hair cut or coloured as long as it ain't in the shape of a swastika or something. :P
@myoldvhstapesРік тому
The sides need to twisted into a lovely set of Orthodox payot.
@fionajones823110 місяців тому
Maisie's practically wearing a Celtic strip.
@eshaibraheem4218Рік тому
Slapper Consort.💃
@oskrmРік тому
They always record before the big news
@AndrewTBPРік тому
It's a curse! 😉
@jamesm9995Рік тому
So when should they record ?
@oskrmРік тому
@@jamesm9995 Not Thursdays
@purgruvРік тому
27:00 more precisely it means “cat that I have farted”
@samsoncooper1Рік тому
Also the Green man is only partially pagan, you will find them on and inside churches all across the UK
@gilesgrainger9555Рік тому
No no.... The Green Man is completely Pagan! The church adopted this symbol in the hope of attracting more followers and therefore more money!!
@sophitsa79Рік тому
Wouldn't it be the product of the church attempting to absorb pagan images, stories and rituals to stamp it out?
@carolbeckett7922Рік тому
Yes churches used a lot of pagan ideas to bring people into them. More people = more money
@hiigara2085Рік тому
Slapper consort indeed.
@RalphBrooker-gn9iv6 місяців тому
Mermaid with a builder’s bottom.
@clivesmith9377Рік тому
In Greek, camilla is a camel. The flower is camellia.
@petertaylor4980Рік тому
In Spanish, it's a diminutive of "bed".
@londonlady22711 місяців тому
In the UK, Camilla is a tart.
@l214lausРік тому
Hopefully you survived the shindig on Saturday?
@Harrylechat01Рік тому
I watched 20 minutes then went out to sand the garage doors, suffering from pomp overload.
@blindwatchmaker2345Рік тому
Angel of Death🤘
@censusgaryРік тому
Even in today’s Britain, calling your supporters “the Starmtroopers” seems pretty tone-deaf.
@zapfanzapfanРік тому
Did you see the Germans inaugurating their "space command" in the presence of Darth Vader and some Stormtroopers? I'm all for SciFi-nerdery but...
@thedepthsofrepairРік тому
@@zapfanzapfan that was so creepy. It looks like they want to be the bad guys and not have to fake it. I interpret it as a taunt.
@thedepthsofrepairРік тому
Gary Cooper, that’s a super duper Stormtrooper truth.
@censusgaryРік тому
@@zapfanzapfan Even in “Star Wars,” aren’t the storm troopers the baddies?
@zapfanzapfanРік тому
@@censusgary Yes, which made the optics quite bad at that inauguration. Now, they were there for some charity thing, but still, looked weird.
@xxCD7xxРік тому
Maisie is the best
@BandankoРік тому
wow Tom Araya and Reign in blood.... Slayer on HIGNFY.....
@martavdz497210 місяців тому
The false Ukrainian ID saying "Boris Johnson" states "New York" as the place of birth. There actually is a village in Ukraine called New York. There's also a village called "Sacco and Vanzetti". Couldn't believe it, but it's true 😄
@finestkindmedicinal5967Рік тому
I need a brit to watch with me & translate! Who are Mr. & Mrs. Sunak in the big house & what is a trilbe hat?
@petertaylor4980Рік тому
It was Mr and Mrs Sunak. He's the prime minister, she's extremely wealthy, and they own a house in Yorkshire whose swimming pool heating costs have become a cliché in British political humour. For trilby hat, try your favourite image search, but the point is that children only wear them because their parents want to dress them up.
@finestkindmedicinal5967Рік тому
@@petertaylor4980 i thot of just googling it but sometimes i wanna here it 'from the horses mouth' lol! Thank u for taking the time to reply.
@finestkindmedicinal5967Рік тому
@@petertaylor4980 i think we might call them pork pie hats here in the states. They look very similar
@zapfanzapfanРік тому
Also not being a Brit I had to search what kind of hat that was.
@beth12svist11 місяців тому
@@finestkindmedicinal5967 Not a Brit, but: Actually, a trilby is more like a fedora than a porkpie. Just like a fedora, a trilby has that uneven crown with a big indentation on top, where a porkpie hat has that ring of indentation running around the crown. I think trilby and fedora often get confused, and the distinction between them may be a bit blurry.
@csnowutube6 місяців тому
@6:29
@DomenBremecXCVIРік тому
I like how Ian, who knows quite a bit about history, completly forgot that the issue Cetic fans have with the monarchy isn't related to a stone, but rather to genuin discrimination from the eras gone by.
@StonedIn0zРік тому
The joke was that the king bringing the stone isn't likely to suppress that history, he hadn't forgot but was making fun of the royals for thinking adding a Scottish custom would endear them, it was sarcasm...
@DomenBremecXCVIРік тому
@@StonedIn0z Ian is good at using his tone to indicate sarcasm. His tone was far from sarcastic, but more in tune with his opinion voice.
@BigBaw11 місяців тому
You can be virtually anything nowadays and still be king...... except a Catholic.
@henryjamesnigel11 місяців тому
@@BigBaw because you cant have a Catholic as head of the Church of England - must be Anglican.
@BigBaw11 місяців тому
@@henryjamesnigel not at all. Do you think you can only be king of England if you're Anglican or Christian? Henrik Larsson wept! Did you know it's all right now if everybody's divorced? You can be a Jew, a Muslim, a Hindu. You can even be black. Just as long as you're not a black Catholic.
@MrKained123Рік тому
Barley? Looks like they've burried a bunch of gnomes.
@jep1912Рік тому
Badford.
@davebowman6497Рік тому
Did Paul steal the liferaft whistle joke? David Mitchell did that a long time ago, on QI (IIRC). Ironic, since this was mere minutes after artistic plagiarism was up as a subject :-)
@zapfanzapfanРік тому
I knew I had heard that somewhere before!
@KengCo7Рік тому
In fairness, with observational humour I'd be wary of calling something plagiarism. It's not a stretch to imagine a Newton-Liebniz situation is it? Or indeed that he perhaps heard it so long ago that he thinks it's his own thought.
@Smoogster11 місяців тому
It's a very old joke. I recall Billy Connelly making a similar lifejacket whistle joke way back in the 1980s.
@granthurlburt40629 місяців тому
You Brits are lucky. Even the politicians who aren't liberal are still intelligent and funny. No such animal as an intelligent and funny Republican leaning journalst in the US any more and few funny and inventive journalists in Canada any more. I love how witty politicians and journalists of all political stripes can josh with each other on this show
@linrob131210 місяців тому
Not Funny when you think how charitable and generous William and Catherine are...and none of these lot would come close...
@timholder6825Рік тому
Camilla? You can feel the seething Toryism just below the surface can't you.
@JnooooooРік тому
A bit of balance doesn't hurt eh?
@samsoncooper1Рік тому
Yeah, at the opening credits I was like who's this with the pretty hair? Then she ruined it by talking.
@samsoncooper1Рік тому
I don't see much balance in HIGNFY in their guests, the balance if there is any, is the shrewd mind of Ian Hislop who is able to criticise just about anything and I love him for it
@hammyhog474811 місяців тому
Angel Of Death
@scajlРік тому
Is it just me, or does Paul seem extra bored by it all of late?
@Homemakerhugh5 днів тому
I struggle listening to Maisie. Grating.
@drewlovelyhell489211 місяців тому
17:11 I googled the "terrible" cartoon. It was certainly ugly, but I couldn't work out what was "antisemitic" about it.
@Bravemouth2Рік тому
I like the mermaid. What’s wrong with people?
@RichardM-kv4uuРік тому
Stockton lost. 😄
@ripdbtpoo1441Рік тому
I used to be vaguely associated with Private Eye, back when Ingrams was editor, but have lost touch - I live abroad.Can this jovial chap Hislop really edit the old rag in the same manner? Does the Eye still get sued for libel on a regular basis?
@zapfanzapfanРік тому
Ian claims to be the most sued man in England I think. Editor for 30 (?) years or so.
@theannmartin4 місяці тому
That must have been quite a while ago then! Ian Hislop's been the editor since 1986.
@martavdz497210 місяців тому
The false ID says "Good evening, we are from Ukraine". It's a phrase Ukrainian soldiers say to Russian soldiers when they're attacking, as a way of saying "You didn't expect us here, did you? You didn't expect us to outsmart you, did you?"