Honest Trailers - Alien: Covenant
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6 років томуReturn to space for the movie that made the Alien franchise officially have more bad movies than good - Alien Covenant!
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Executive Producer - Andy Signore
Producers - Dan Murrell, Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Michael Bolton, Christina Kline
Written by Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell & Andy Signore
Edited by Kevin Williamsen and TJ Nordaker
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@zrad09 6 років тому
"Maybe Earth has a secret program to deport the world's biggest morons". That actually explains a lot
@christianpupil 4 роки тому
Zrad I blurted out a mouthful of coffee when I heard that.
@peg202xo7 4 роки тому
A ship full of Darwin Award winners.
@artursgabrusevs5153 4 роки тому
@@peg202xo7 future darwin award winners
@peg202xo7 4 роки тому
@@artursgabrusevs5153 Right, my bad!
@reginaphalange9417 4 роки тому
Same with Another life ^^
@h.u.n.k493 6 років тому
When I was in theater and David said: "I'll do the fingering" A random dude in my theater said: *"giggity"*
@wilsonjacob1134 6 років тому
Dormammu Ive come to bargain
@mechasatsu6214 6 років тому
Dormammu Ive come to bargain
@noahgilmore4837 6 років тому
Dormammu there was a collective giggle by everyone in the audience in the theatre I saw it in then i yelled out "ohh that got a little sexual"
@MrJackblack7 6 років тому
Dormammu That was probably me. Also I've come to bargain.
@jimb.7523 6 років тому
Dormammu Better than the mentally challenged person trying to tell Peter Parker what to do a few times during the time I saw "Spider-Man: Homecoming" a while ago. (Don't worry. I found him entertaining more than annoying.)
@SS-tr5uw 5 років тому
People wear more protective gear on the subway than these so called scientists on an uncharted alien planet. Not to mention flicking cigarettes butts in the forest.
@olivera6743 3 роки тому
Scientists? Their just colonists, average people would definitely makes these mistakes. Especially under stressful conditions
@SS-tr5uw 3 роки тому
@@olivera6743 okay. So what training and credentials do you need to be a colonist? At bare minimum it would realistically be equivalent to being a astronaut. On top of that, they are given the task of piloting a trillion dollar spacecraft, and responsible 2000 people, untold amount of supply and equipment oh.. And give them guns too.
@sakesithole6295 3 роки тому
@@olivera6743 dude space colonist are not average people they are trained Astronauts, scientists and engineers YOU DO NOT SEND AVERAGE PEOPLE TO BUILD A COLONY ON AN UNCHARTED ALIEN PLANET!!!
@RachelG1979 2 роки тому
Barely there and already littering. Takes 10 years for a butt to decompose.
@heathermillsphantomlimb9314 2 роки тому
@@RachelG1979 no it doesn’t. It takes about a month or 2, at most, under normal conditions. A few days-2 weeks if you rip it in half. A filter is literally just paper and a little wad of cotton. What kind of titanium super plastics are you smoking?
@nickbagrationi2015 6 років тому
"Maybe those aren't colonist, maybe Earth has a secret program to deport the greatest morons" *GOD I WISH THAT WAS TRUE*
@JohnGardnerAlhadis 4 роки тому
The Earth would be left mostly empty though.
@user-gb5mb1rv7f 4 роки тому
They're gonna need a bigger ship.
@happyspaceinvader508 4 роки тому
Like the program England had back in 1620?
@woyame1 4 роки тому
It is true. Unfortunately I think they may have just taken us all to a planet that looks just like Earth.
@alisaurus4224 3 роки тому
Golgafrinchan Ark B
@Rastaanparta 6 років тому
Nothing is more frustrating than watching a science fiction movie full of incompetent scientists doing things against common sense.
@DarknessIsThePath 6 років тому
Rastaanparta exactly, esp in this one, I can somewhat accept it in Prometheus because the geologist was a fucking stoner ipso facto high all the time and the other one was kind of an asshole so ofc they could be that stupid in real life but at least they had helmets unlike in covenant...
@kristianj.8798 6 років тому
"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face."
@godzillavkk 6 років тому
If they did the things you wanted, it would be very short and very boring. Now shut up and enjoy the movie.
@irllcd13 6 років тому
+godzillavkk It's impossible to enjoy a movie as insultingly stupid as Covenant. You can still have a story without your character acting like mentally challenged 5 year olds.
@godzillavkk 6 років тому
OK smartass, how would YOU do it. And don't just type "I would make them smart."
@parbergqvist2787 5 років тому
Ridley Scott missed the memo : "The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." - H. P. Lovecraft -
@rexmundi3108 3 роки тому
A lessen he clearly knew in the first Alien.
@nicknerness2330 3 роки тому
@@JohnDoe-dj3lw You should consider gardening, or reading more.
@ComicsFromScratch 2 роки тому
When Lovecraft wrote that he was talking about immigrants tho
@fakeseishonagon8128 Місяць тому
@@riverbecomesastorm375What's keeping you from the bonfire, then?
@elenachristian9860 3 роки тому
Covenant is what happens when you tell a man he's a genuis over and over for 40 years.
@sarahphyllis5782 3 роки тому
Totally agree and I highly doubt Ridley Scott directed this movie...this was utter garbage and nothing like the Prometheus and it was like a 15 year old Marie Sue wrote the script and directed the movie with green light from typical FOX
@sarahphyllis5782 2 роки тому
@Brique Zallivam who the f*ck are you? Nobody wants your shitty opinion here...and who the hell are you to call us low life you piece of garbage...spend you whiny sh*t somewhere else
@Revan2908 2 роки тому
@@sarahphyllis5782 Ironic accusations, since your previous comment was nothing _but_ whining about the movie.
@sarahphyllis5782 2 роки тому
@@Revan2908 I shared facts...just look at the last Xmen movie and Predator movie and how it got ruined...if you think I am whining about this Prometheus sequel then there is something wrong with you
@skankhunt-wy9wy 2 роки тому
@@sarahphyllis5782 just fyi, you didn't "share facts" you shared your opinion. After apparently missing the point of the op, given the fact that you defended ridley when the op is insulting him 🤣. You really need to calm yourself, if you think that comment was insulting to you, you must be new to the internet
@jameswhite5720 6 років тому
Yep. Alien was excellent. Aliens was outstanding. That's all.
@martinjuulandersen9694 4 роки тому
James White Alien 3 or whatever it was called was actually quite good too. But beyond that yeah it turned to shit.
@martinjuulandersen9694 4 роки тому
Aron T-900 Nein, Nein, Nein und NEIN!
@directentertainmentaplacef8630 4 роки тому
I pretend the others don't exist.
@maffy715 4 роки тому
@@DarkAttackYT ist Deutsch
@karnasingh860 4 роки тому
@BalF You for real LOL
@vars280287 6 років тому
"I'll do the fingering" Best line of the series!
@jessica_jam4386 6 років тому
Jalen Lionheart nope "get away from her you B*TCH" I censored it for the kiddies hehe
@jimb.7523 6 років тому
Jessica Meloy "Get away from her, you BITCH!" I uncensored that for the adults. :)
@jimb.7523 6 років тому
vars28 I think I heard Archer just go "Phrasing!"
@BenRollman 6 років тому
Did we stop using "phrasing?"
@jessica_jam4386 6 років тому
Jim B. I was making a joke. I guess it didn't translate
@MrWynterpaladin 6 років тому
I actually remember that Picard scene. That flute was the one he used while he had an alien out-of-body experience living an entire lifetime among a long-dead alien species, as part of that species effort to ensure they were not totally forgotten when their species was wiped out. That song he's playing is about the last bit of music anyone wrote on that planet before they were all killed, and he played it, and kept that flute, for the rest of the series. Intensely bittersweet.
@edwardgreen4684 6 років тому
you should write for tv guides, i am off to watch that ep ;)
@ADMNtek 6 років тому
little fun fact it wasn't a real flute it doesn't play.
@rafetizer 6 років тому
Not sure it was the last bit ever written, but still, a powerful episode.
@wills2140 6 років тому
+Mickel Ntec , fun little facts: The property flute was on Picard's desk for the rest of the series. And some British guy paid thousands of dollars for it at the Southerby's Star Trek auction.
@Menaceblue3 6 років тому
Mickel Ntek It wasn't a real flute? Shaka when the walls fell...
@blueplanet9917 4 роки тому
"Ripley believe me she's not" Hahahaha
@technomage6736 3 роки тому
I was just about to bring that up. Old school reference 😄
@panzerkeks8530 5 років тому
„I did not expect to associate the Alien Franchise with flute playing“... that line killed me 😂😂😂
@lagiacrus1180 6 років тому
I never noticed the "I'll do the fingering." Hahaha
@charleynewman5057 6 років тому
I was the only one who snickered in the theatre.
@ludwigvonn9889 6 років тому
How the hell do you miss a spoof like that??? hahah
@ShubhamKhatdeo 6 років тому
Everyone giggled in my theater.
@undeadstormblade9337 6 років тому
Shubham Khatdeo same lol
@AvantsPianoScores 6 років тому
Turn on captions. It makes it even better
@AlanGohel 6 років тому
Say, "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."
@DashRendar308 4 роки тому
The flute scene was pretty intense, because I expectet him to thrust that flute through his skull any moment.
@Nymphonomicon 4 роки тому
"look upon my works, ye mighty and despair" We do, Mr. Scott. We despair a whole lot at your work...
@joshbobst1629 3 роки тому
This only works if ye are mighty.
@Applepopess 3 роки тому
This is the best comment.
@marss6931 6 років тому
The amount of flute in this movie is too damn high 😤😤
@gandalfforpresident4676 6 років тому
The script was fluted with those moments.
@gandalfforpresident4676 6 років тому
Get it?
@gandalfforpresident4676 6 років тому
Fluted = flooded
@dannyapeshit 6 років тому
I only remember two scenes with flute. If you notice they only concentrate on one scene because that's pretty much all there was. I call this a "reach" on screen junkies part.
@noelnielsen1965 6 років тому
ITS A RECORDER NOT A FLUTE
@Deadpoolinhalo 6 років тому
You do the blowing, Ile do the fingering.
@mechasatsu6214 6 років тому
thats me when my girl wont take the shower.
@JonasofPersia 6 років тому
David proceeds to stick a thumb up his ass.
@orsalexandruharsanyi7661 6 років тому
I had the same exact reaction in the cinema as him.
@DashRendar308 6 років тому
I thought the entire time David would shove that flute into the other androids mouth and out the back of his head any moment to kill him.
@lonewanderer5515 6 років тому
TF Deadpool 117 al work the shaft cup the balls and swallow up the gravy
@cynthiaweber4487 5 років тому
“watch me, i’ll do the fingering” omfg i cried 🤣
@gnatluo 4 роки тому
I almost choked to death from laughing when he said: "seriously, so much flute!"
@mdredheadguy1979 4 роки тому
Cynthia Weber So did I! PS: we have the same last name! Even the spelling is the same!
@nix2939 3 роки тому
@@dimituranastasov8220 inappropriate
@brookshyde5663 6 років тому
I laughed so damn hard at the beginning. I was like, "Oh, I didn't realize James Franco was in this movie. Cool." And then BOOM! He just erupts into flames and the movie wanted us to feel sad about the chicks husband dying when we knew nothing about him.
@danielanderson8322 3 роки тому
We knew it was James Franco. They probably expected that much to be enough (to care).
@RachelG1979 2 роки тому
Kept his scenes to be posted on UKposts. Dont know why they didn't get included.
@mfb5642 6 років тому
Alien 5: Prometheus 2
@simonnyman9031 6 років тому
lost it right there lol
@anakins07 6 років тому
Isn't it Alien 6?
@coaripanj 6 років тому
shit'd my self there from laughing
@chwenhoou 6 років тому
Audience 0
@nicolebellorini8487 6 років тому
Yay! Gaters!!!
@RuberDildo 6 років тому
Funny that you didn't include Prometheus among the "good vs bad" movies xD.
@TheMediaRaptor 6 років тому
Zorro del Demonio it's technically not part of my of the 'Alien' series. (kinda)
@RuberDildo 6 років тому
I mean, it's a direct prequel to this movie XD.
@GenDrake3 6 років тому
I liked the direction prometheus was going but was disappointed by this movie when they threw all of the lore they created out of the window.
@DerHammerSpricht 6 років тому
they just took a detour. We'll see more of the engineers.
@icecreamalacarte 6 років тому
Props for the Engineer route Scott was going with as it was something new and pretty scary-that Engineer hell bent on killing was at least something new. Covenant was just mildly moderate; a far cry from the 60% percent I was hoping to see. I really liked Kenny Powers, er, Danny Mcbride in this though.
@Spooky_Sunday 4 роки тому
When I watch the flute scene from Alien: Covenant a 2nd or 3rd time, I roll my eyes. When I watch the flute scene from Star Trek: TNG the 2nd or 3rd time, I have tears in my eyes. One of the best TNG episodes EVER. Totally sci fi, but peculiarly relatetable.
@RachelG1979 2 роки тому
It was even worse in the book. Walter found it exhilarating to create since he wasn't programmed to. And they kept moving closer to each other.
@kurosakirahul 4 роки тому
"Let me do the fingering" 😂😂 even the screen junkies laughed
@robertogarcia1797 6 років тому
The part : Me when i hear 6 more alien movies are coming out was the best !!! I cant stop laughing
@dannychefalo432 5 років тому
Same here, I was dying of laughter
@jkblohm9899 5 років тому
Not gonna lie, that had me going.
@Broman973 4 роки тому
Im still lmao'ing 2 years later 😆
@sam1am_30 3 роки тому
@@Broman973 4 years later now
@georgezuniga6298 2 роки тому
Still frigging hilarious.
@osbree9815 6 років тому
Django Unchained Honest Trailer pls
@lemarmaynard 6 років тому
Os bree It's too good for one
@TheGililgi 6 років тому
Os bree movie damn there flawless lol
@phantasmfilms8831 6 років тому
Vanburen Studios if they made one for Logan (the best movie ever) then they could make one for Django Unchained
@carltonblend 6 років тому
+Phantasm Films what do you mean by "best" and "ever"?
@BeezOne84 5 років тому
Remember, Hollywood denied Jodorowsky his Dune but approved Scott's Covenant.
@7superdaimajin 3 роки тому
Jodorowsky's Dune would have been a shitstain that could never be scrubbed off the Dune legacy. We dodged a bullet.
@cormacthem8406 3 роки тому
Covenant not a bad movie, it just doesn’t live up to two really excellent ones.
@ArcturusOTE 3 роки тому
@@7superdaimajin Eh, at least we got Denis V with Dune
@lochlannturner4086 4 роки тому
3:30 finally someone else mentioning it. Although I liked covenant. I thought it was a really cool origin for the xenomorph and really liked fasbenders characters. But I wouldn't believe for a second that any of the other characters were professionally trained astronauts
@Julia-lk8jn Рік тому
Good point. Basically, there was one wonderfully creepy android (classic Frankenstein 'kill your creator' trope) and one very, very endearing one. But those idiots were supposed to be scientists? How can somebody have that much experience in writing movies and not find some non-idiotic ways to kill off characters? I get somebody opening a quarantine room because a loved one is in there - you can have one slip of sanity in a scary situation. But that gang seems hell-bent to not leave a single mistake out.
@h.u.n.k493 6 років тому
Just remember Neil Blomkamp's Alien 5 was sacrificed to make this. Take that any which way you want it.
@yaugustin7370 6 років тому
Dormammu yeah I was lookin forward for that one and it will never happen or will it ?
@michaelmyers5782 6 років тому
it will never happen
@AB-lt2pg 6 років тому
I doubt that would've been much better.
@axparkmarquez 6 років тому
It wasn't sacrificed, Ridley said that there was never a finished script.
@danielcooper8986 6 років тому
Let his film die and never come to fruition.
@TheKML777 6 років тому
Honest Trailers practically sums up my feelings about the movie: Stunning visuals and cinematography, but Holy God the stupidity levels of all the characters are astonishing.
@ZeroB4NG 6 років тому
not sure if the stupid humans are supposed to be a meme?
@Mgranadosv 6 років тому
The shower scene enraged me. The other crew members died like 10 minutes ago, most of them in horrific ways, you are aware of this, and you go to a secluded place with music so loud you can't communicate to have sex? You idiots deserved to die.
@adamgray1753 6 років тому
Maybe, ZeroB4NG. I have to agree with Honest Trailers about Humanity sending their dumbest people off into space. That would make for a quasi-humane death for a bunch of people you won't want to further polluting the human gene pool. What would really top off that quasi-humane death scheme would be putting the dumbest of the dumb onboard into leadership roles. Also I hadn't seen a Second-in-Command character resist being First-in-Command for so long and much of the movie since Supernova.
@D0MiN0ChAn 6 років тому
Stunning visuals though? I've not seen the movie yet, but judging from the CGI seen in this honest trailer lets me really think otherwise - it looks kinda cheap (e.g. around 1:51 )
@DanJM14 6 років тому
Kemal Alis it was just another boring Alien film. It had the potential to introduce the engineers and dig deeper into that story line, but instead chose gratuitous violence and guns instead.
@MegaCityGhost 4 роки тому
When I watched that scene with the quarantine room in the theater, I was laughing all the way through. But when the girl returned with the shotgun and slipped in the same blood puddle the second time, I totally lost my shit. And one more time with the egg, when Fassbender said "it's completely safe, I assure you" XD
@TragoudistrosMPH 4 роки тому
The crews are the descendents of the College Admissions Scandal. They have degrees, but they did not earn them...
@ethenallen1388 6 років тому
I'm glad I'm not the only one annoyed by the technology not being consistent with its time line relative to Alien.
@metroidman7592 6 років тому
Thats why I loved alien Isolation
@alexandersison2030 6 років тому
They were just a bunch of space truckers in the first Alien. Here it's a huge colonization mission with hundreds of people in stasis. They're bound to have superior tech.
@louisazraels7072 6 років тому
It's still too much of a gap,almost everything was analog in the Nostromo, I mean, did you see the dam central computer? (Which is not consistent with completely artificial beings but whatever), thats not about being a less fancy ship, its clearly not the same techs, àd keep in mind this movie is a prequel.
@alexandersison2030 6 років тому
I personally think the Nostromo could be explained as something built way way earlier than what the encyclopaedias have listed it as. If it were say a 50-year old trawler, I think it could help explain some of the technological differences. But the fact is, that as cool as the analog aesthetic comes off, it does really come off as dated and I can't really fault them for updating the look especially if they're gonna keep Weyland as this company that's always that threatening. Nostromo's tech could be just them really saving up on what they spend on freelancers, same with how they stripped the Fury 161 facility to the bare bones in Alien 3.
@liyon316 6 років тому
I don't think it can be explained, b/c Ridley has made zero attempt to make the "prequels" look aesthetically like Alien. Alien was practically a fantasy movie with a sci-fi setting made in the late-70s. The costumes and the design of the ships kind of point to this, imo. There was no actual date for the events in the movie. It was just set in "the future". The new movies have actual dates and try to extrapolate modern technology to 50+ years from now. It simply looks too modern compared to Alien. IMO, I don't believe Ridley is really making legit Alien prequels. I feel he's making his own sci-fi movies that have the alien creature/mythos as a selling point.
@carlosdonizetti9573 6 років тому
Alien Franchise : Game Over Man, Game Over!
@FFcecil1991 6 років тому
"Data and Lore" -- yes! Loving the Trek reference!
@magicmulder 5 років тому
Cara Dax And the Picard flute scene was that much better. Love that melody.
@Deep_Dish 5 років тому
Coming in February: Alien 6: Prometheus 3: Covenant 2
@sharondavis4473 3 роки тому
Guess we can thank COVID for saving us from that?
@nchldmn 6 років тому
Say, "Too bad I hid a boot" backwards still says "Toob a dih I dab oot!"
@mandm7950 6 років тому
MIND. BLOWN. PUFF
@jeancarlosortiz1941 6 років тому
Dab on the boots
@ponca1813 6 років тому
Pshhh not even close to the Spanish counterpart " Anita lava la Tina"
@codes5218 6 років тому
Anita washes Tina? omg
@Egalitariat-likesecretariat 6 років тому
Racecar. Girafarig. Wonder if Sununu's fired now.
@chaffe619 6 років тому
Please say "The Toby Magurie dance in spiderman 3 was epic"
@tigerbread78 6 років тому
Guyonagame1988 I think these requests are leading on a downward spiral.
@hellriser8955 6 років тому
freak
@chaffe619 6 років тому
tigerbread78 I'm going in a dark hole and I'm taking the world with me
@armyguy4124 4 роки тому
" Me when I hear 6 more movies are coming.." Scene..LMAO
@TheHamsterMaster 4 роки тому
That's literally how most people feel lol.
@Neo101ai 3 роки тому
Pure poetry: "Maybe Earth has a secret program to deport the world's biggest morons"
@lucashammar8180 6 років тому
Let's be really honest. How many of us figured out the plot twist in the ending WAY TOO FREAKING EASY!?
@DarknessIsThePath 6 років тому
Lucas Hammar hopefully most, I think a better ending would be if Walter got influenced by Davids ideas and then Walter would be the one at the end.
@francoparnetti 6 років тому
Wasnt it meant to be obvious? like, the way he stares when he´s comming out?
@YewsHerName 6 років тому
NC Quadraxis he's was made to be less human. Nothing david said to him phased him because he was incapable of it.
@DarknessIsThePath 6 років тому
True but then you have to think about the flute scene where David teaches him to "create", he already violated the laws at that moment, especially when he began to play by himself.
@PaulA-zp7hn 6 років тому
Yep, saw that coming - so predictable. But why the hell did David breathe a sigh of relief in the last battle in the terraforming dock when he saw Daniels was okay? Clearly nobody was around to see his reaction....
@michaelramon2411 6 років тому
A film that wants you to ask questions like "Who are we?" and "Why are we here?", but will have you asking questions like "Who are these people?" and "Why are they here?".
@rovlad 6 років тому
There are now more bad alien movies than good ones... true, true...
@k-bear7707 6 років тому
rovlad, you forgot that resurrection was a good one
@TheJrbdog 6 років тому
K Bear Hahahahahahaha.
@tigergirl305 5 років тому
K Bear Eeeeeeeeeeeeeh...depends on your definition of *good*
@kene301187 4 роки тому
@@k-bear7707 it was alright at best
@guerillabedlam1 3 роки тому
@@k-bear7707 Resurrection was the worst of them all lol
@antonysimpson6288 3 роки тому
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy actually had the 'send all your useless population out on a ficticious mission' plotline years ago!
@Revan2908 2 роки тому
I thought of that, myself lol
@lp0172 6 років тому
PLEASE say, "I did not believe my eyes when ten million fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleep."
@autruff18 6 років тому
BatSnacks24 so u like to make urself believe if planet Earth turned slowly eh?
@pikira2246 6 років тому
BatSnacks24 Why is that a meme? I loved that song.
@lp0172 6 років тому
Uno Roeslan Well yeah, but sometimes I find it hard to stay awake when I'm asleep...
@JeanPaulBeaubier 6 років тому
would you believe your pants if ten million fire ants
@catlessons 6 років тому
Please, say "I'm a fluffy kitten with my sassy macramé mittens".
@addictedpt 6 років тому
Cat Lessons hehehe good one
@beastiebites 6 років тому
Cat Lessons yes!
@WalkingDream 5 років тому
"Cheer as this gaggle of idiots are picked off one by one for their terrible decisions..." x.x DEAD
@ashleya3731 3 роки тому
I never finished this. The fact that there are two flute scenes and I didn't even know flutes were involved has me laughing too hard rn 😂 🤣 💀
@markkumanninen6524 3 місяці тому
My Alien love affair died when I quit Prometheus halfway through.
@XenoM0rphz 6 років тому
my favorite part in this movie is when Michael fassbender touches Michael fassbender's flute
@irllcd13 6 років тому
He doesn't just touch it, he puts his mouth on it. And then he fingers it.
@SquareSquidStudios 6 років тому
"I will do the fingering" That makes the movie worth watching!~
@bigwilly43729 4 роки тому
Fassbender is turning into that actor that likes acting so damn much that he will be in anything that sounds remotely interesting. He's so good that we will never hold a bad movie against him.
@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Рік тому
Who are "we"? Speak for yourself. He is good but if film is bad - it's bad.
@reyAlpha936 2 роки тому
Your laugh when David or whatever said "I'll do the fingering" was priceless 😂 that made me laugh even more
@uncledavid5344 6 років тому
Picard' flute sold at Christie's for $48,000 ($40,000 plus fees). When someone told Patrick Stewart this he laughed and said "it doesn't play, it's not a real flute". It was just a prop that doesn't make music (or probably any sound) and they added music someone else played afterwards
@denisl2760 6 років тому
Wouldn't it be easier and cheaper to get a real flute than to get a custom made fake flute that doesn't even play?
@nictheartist 6 років тому
Denis Lipatnikov Yup, but that one wouldn't have Sir Pat's spit on it.
@uncledavid5344 6 років тому
Thanks Nic, this whole time I pictured it was some nerd buying it to put it on his wall. Now all that I can picture is that nerd licking sir Pat's spit off the flute.
@nictheartist 6 років тому
Uncle David That is indeed the sort of imagery that is a tad disturbing.
@KutWrite 6 років тому
I think it reveals a bit about Uncle David's inner nerd. ...as does his name.
@xDagger 6 років тому
Honest Trailers - The Emoji Movie
@Millss14 6 років тому
xDagger Jesus can you stop asking for films that are not available out home release as they would just show the trailer and do their normal narration so it would just be pointless and unfunny
@danielattrell 6 років тому
Seagull Man *Cough* Nostalgia Critic *Cough*
@DrSex-ng7um 6 років тому
Don't forget about IHE lol, he's gonna tear it apart
@Lloyd-lg6fx 5 років тому
Dude, hearing you chuckle over the flute scene had me laughing till I couldn't breathe. Thanks for making this one and sharing!
@damianlord7954 6 років тому
Ignore all the engineers, where do we / they come from nonsense, the one thing this film totally ruined... Ripley! In Alien she was an amazing character who went from meek/normal to scrambling survivor, to Aliens where she faced her demons and really became hard-boiled. The fact that she survives the first encounter means something, to the viewer and her character. The fact she survives the second encounter, and becomes a mother figure (again) to Newt, putting herself in harms way to save Newt again means something to the viewer and the evolution of her character. Then we find out that actually someone else (suspiciously looking exactly the same!?!?) already survived the same thing basically, which to me devalues Ripley's survival and character arc over the first two movies!
@mori1bund 3 роки тому
actually the 3rd alien movie already devalues everything from the first two movies, first by killing her "daughter" (which makes Ripley's accomplishment from the previous movie pointless) and in the end by killing Ripley herself.
@RachelG1979 2 роки тому
Then the horror of the cloning
@shavaunrandall6924 6 років тому
Why do I watch honest trailers for movies I've never watched?
@Thermalions 6 років тому
Saves you from *ever* having to watch shitty/ordinary movies you've never seen.
@lucasrandolphguitar8292 6 років тому
Same, i dont even want to see the movie anymore
@evanpb 6 років тому
I really liked Covenant.
@j.ackermann9110 6 років тому
Because the honest trailer is way better than the actual movie...
@organikness 6 років тому
Cause you're in the same boat as I am skipper
@MrKstate21 6 років тому
Nothing will compare to the OG Alien. That movie is damn near flawless.
@Mgranadosv 6 років тому
Damn near? That movie is still perfect. That and Aliens are what sci fi and horror movies should aspire to be.
@InconsistentTechDad 6 років тому
I know.. it's always weird to me that Aliens is a favorite by such a large number of people. The original is just perfect. How can you choose Aliens and be soooo close.. yet still so far lol.
@dragonrings14 6 років тому
Manuel Granados Vargas Aliens (the sequel) is just a straight up action film. It works because of James Cameron but it definitely is far from the scifi horror genre the others have aspired to be.
@aussj4link 6 років тому
Ahh that Picard flute scene still hits me right in the feels.
@OpheliaChennai 5 років тому
The most hilarious honest trailer I've seen. "Earth has a secret program to deport world's biggest morons! "🤣🤣
@garciahotspur1914 6 років тому
Just give Ridley Scott a DAMN GOOD script already!!!!!!
@jonathanw1019 6 років тому
Or Ridley, could, you know, not actually make the shitty ones he keeps getting handed.
@maulcs 6 років тому
More like, keep Ridley Scott as far away from the script as possible. He's the one who's been pushing them in certain directions and asking for changes.
@Sysseth 6 років тому
Oh god yes, the characters were all so stupid it was unbelievable. The captain especially. That, more than anything else, made the movie less enjoyable. It's hard to care about someone when they're literally too dumb to live. (While watching the movie, I didn't laugh at the scene leading up to the shuttle exploding, not because it wasn't funny, but because I was in too busy alternately staring incredulously at the screen and facepalming. I actually felt second-hand embarrassment for her. XD) And at 3:20 I snorted at the exact same time as the Honest Trailers guy. Made me laugh harder than the actual line. XD
@iamalwayscheckedinchess2206 6 років тому
Sysseth I, too, was quite pissed on how those scientists acted so stupidly. From abandoning their mission planned for who-knows-how-long to not wearing any helmet just because they can breathe without the aid of one. Like WTF is wrong with these people.
@Sysseth 6 років тому
I am always checked in chess Yeah, I mean, it's not too hard to come up with a decent plot reason to divert their course--just make it so the ship is too damaged to make it to their original destination, boom, the captain's no longer an idiot for making that choice. But nope, they just couldn't go that route. And there's no possible way to excuse the total lack of caution they display while stomping around on an alien planet, even before bad things happen. I'm more careful walking around _my own yard_ than they were at any point. :/ Instead, I'm headcanoning the "cryogenics kills brain cells" theory. Yep. They're running around acting like they don't have two brain cells to rub together because they really _don't._ ...That was a joke, but in retrospect, it does make more sense that way. XD
@kishinpain 6 років тому
parody: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/nX6Crm98pZif0as.html
@cowsharkdefin6376 6 років тому
The Nostromo crew were regular working class Joes and they displayed more sense. Ditto for the marines in Aliens. SMH
@darksidetaino2428 6 років тому
I hated the captain in the movie but, if you read the novelization, the movie gets a little better and they are not that stupid.
@heathenbreathinfire 5 років тому
androids: "This one time, in Xenomorph camp..."
@carlitosm2819 6 років тому
Man, this honest trailer was one of the best. I laughed so hard throughout the whole thing. It's sad, but no Alien movie had people making bad calls as much as this one. So sad to see Ridley Scott trying so hard to shove his point of view in life down our throats like a freaking face hugger. Just give us crude horror and action; it worked wonders in the first two.
@teddyn240 6 років тому
Do Dunkirk or The Emoji Movie
@wills2140 6 років тому
Too soon. Far too soon.
@SysterYster 6 років тому
Too bad for it to be too soon!
@grillbaked 6 років тому
Teddy N They really should do dunkirk. But if you notice, they don't really do that many "adult" movies.
@teddyn240 6 років тому
True, I am so sick and tired of them doing Avengers movies.
@kishinpain 6 років тому
parody: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/nX6Crm98pZif0as.html
@ohhaimark8867 6 років тому
Honest Trailers: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
@battleupsaber462 6 років тому
Screen Ninja ...so do you really think the Emoji movie is the most fascinating and gripping, character driven masterpiece you have ever seen? 🤔😁😉😎☺
@ohhaimark8867 6 років тому
BattleUp Saber, yes, truly the Citizen Kane of animated movies.
@waterbottleflipss1281 6 років тому
Ya do guardians 2
@ohhaimark8867 6 років тому
Yudha Bagaskara I think it's the digital out in the States today and the blu-ray comes out in a few weeks, except other countries will probably have to wait like a month as usual for the blu-ray, but that's what we get for getting marvel movies a week earlier in cinemas.
@sleepyazathoth5238 6 років тому
They're probably gonna do it when the bluray comes out, so enjoy this one.
@mznaeture 3 роки тому
That laugh at fingering 3:19 😂
@Welcomehomeplace238 5 років тому
"Freshman philosophy class" YEAH!
@nansensme8255 6 років тому
Please do "the mummy of tom cruise" I'M BEGGING YOU
@wills2140 6 років тому
Too soon. Far too soon.
@Yasviele 6 років тому
They actually wait for the bluray release if you haven't notice
@vasilgevezov3424 6 років тому
now that you said "Earth has a program to deport the biggers morons", the movie actually makes sense. Dang
@andiestone 3 роки тому
Can't believe he pulled out the Picard flute scene! hahaha
@joesphgrimminck5216 3 роки тому
Love you real voice over guy! Please never leave again!
@dhimanseal9013 6 років тому
Say "I'm pickle Riiiiiiick"
@robertbloom4424 6 років тому
YES!
@PickleRick-lp7oy 6 років тому
Reborn Avatr im pickle rick🖕
@tkjsandor 6 років тому
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
@lola75997 6 років тому
Reborn Avatr so, why did grandpa turn himself into a pickle ?
@mahersafouh2696 6 років тому
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@teejayreque 6 років тому
Man, they should've collaborated with the Shittyflute channel for this Honest Trailer of Alien: Covenant lol! And please say, "YOU CHALLENGE MAKOA?!" Thanks!
@teejayreque 6 років тому
Ariel Sarullo
@mediocregaming17 6 років тому
2:23 That's actually an important plot point in one of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.
@TimWing23 3 роки тому
Would LOVE a Prometheus Honest Trailer
@mychannelhasonly1videojust417 6 років тому
I'll never look at a flute the same way now
@fernandovalenzuelahermoza7328 6 років тому
Honest Trailers - The fifth element
@draconicusmathiusanytherio7630 6 років тому
Fernando Valenzuela Hermoza hell yes
@royrenouf4530 6 років тому
Don't us cgi Ellen ripley. Sigourney weaver still looks good already
@bruceadams5943 5 років тому
You guys ALWAYS hit the nail on the head with every movie you review and never fail to point out LITERALLY all the issues that I have with these movies. The movie industry could do SO MUCH BETTER if they ran stuff by you guys before releasing their abortions to the public. Also you guys give praise where its due as well like in Thor: Ragnarok. Thank you guys for everything you do! You are somehow able to salvage my time and money from seeing a GOD AWEFUL movie that I felt bad about seeing and then I come home and watch your Honest Trailer of it and suddenly I am almost glad I saw it just so I could watch your rundown of how bad it was! The views and likes speak for themselves. Have you guys thought of teaming up with HISHE? I usually watch both of your skits about a movie back to back.
@kickit9717 6 років тому
That flute part was nerve racking, it was pure suspense because you had the feeling something was going to happen.
@wheelitzr2 6 років тому
Am I watching aliens or broke back mountain?
@xXNoFateXx 6 років тому
homophobe
@wcwrk 6 років тому
xXNoFateXx It is againts the nature.
@toxicmelody6228 6 років тому
xXNoFateXx That's not real
@TheFourthWinchester 5 років тому
Darktec Ancient Sanskrit text - "That which is unnatural is also natural"
@steveflatman 5 років тому
Broke back Martian!
@trillo3332 6 років тому
Alien 5, Prometheus 2 👏
@EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV 3 роки тому
Ridley needs to give Cameron back his movie franchise so we can have some good ones again! :D
@NeoConnor1 3 роки тому
Ridley originated alien. He should have more control over it than Cameron.
@EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV 3 роки тому
@@NeoConnor1 Yea, that was kinda the joke.. Ridley invented it, but his new ones suck, so we need another Aliens.. But I think maybe Cameron is also too old, and too into CGI to do it justice... Covenant or Avatar isn't much of a choice.. :)
@perchperkinshere4476 6 років тому
Anyone else feel like the ending of the movie was really predictable
@kingajaxx24 6 років тому
Joseph Cooper I felt like the whole plot was predictable
@alexleonce1913 6 років тому
Daniels and Tennessee defeat the Xenomorph, David and Walter had a fight and apparently, there's a long build up that Walter won and is with the two when it's really David. Daniels found out as she falls asleep and freaks out. David threw up two facehugger embryos as well. Didn't watch the film, got it from Wikipedia.
@jaystarr6571 6 років тому
That's pretty good for not having seen the movie. The only part that is left out is that Walter reprograms the ship to follow his commands and he sends a message saying that all the crew was killed in the solar storm.
@monk3ydl 6 років тому
yeah, i was actually saying it during the movie- ""Yeah, he's the real Walter and that Loke guy is definitely not infected""
@peste2574 6 років тому
It was suposed to be predictable. You were suposed to know that it wasn't Walter, but David. That's what made it so cool.
@shaheerbaba3888 6 років тому
Honest trailer Wonder woman plzzz
@jordanj809 6 років тому
Shaheer Baba38 is Wonder Woman on DVD?
@jimb.7523 6 років тому
Jordan Jolivette It's not even on digital release yet. Guardians Vol. 2 might be, though. Today or next week.
@Milmiskew 6 років тому
Jim B. Guardians 2 came out of in digital dvd today
@juanmaya9146 6 років тому
to sum it up,its a movie that if u dont like,feminazis will call u sexist
@Kiyoone 3 роки тому
"I'll do the fingering" WTF... who wrote this? LOL
@nansformer 4 роки тому
Still one of my favorite honest trailers lmao! I really wish we could get a commentary to go with it
@shubhamparashar3540 6 років тому
So, thats it huh...we're some kind of alien covenant.
@VoodooPadre 6 років тому
Shubham Parashar Dead meme
@meris8486 6 років тому
It's not dead if people keep up-voting it
@CidGuerreiro1234 6 років тому
OH. MY. GOD.
@woolwool7880 6 років тому
Shubham Parashar roll credits
@ashly9910 6 років тому
Say: "Mission Report: December 16, 1991"
@wills2140 6 років тому
I think they have done that..
@ashly9910 6 років тому
Will S Really? When?
@ashly9910 6 років тому
***** oh thxs
@wills2140 6 років тому
Thank you. I couldn't reply to say that I couldn't remember, lol.
@ST40 4 роки тому
Say “A survivor, unclouded by a conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality” !
@TheFourthWinchester 5 років тому
Prometheus was bad, but Covenant makes it look like a masterpiece. Even the camerawork was way better in Prometheus.
@ollie4354 6 років тому
That snort of laughter at the fingering line was exactly the same noise everybody made in the screening I saw. Never heard that many people do that at once before.
@alexsas1 6 років тому
HONEST TRAILER WONDER WOMAN!!!!!!!!!
@spaxditlhase9221 5 років тому
"Why would you look in the egg?" 😂😂😂😂
@wrOngplan3t 3 роки тому
This is the most honest honest trailer I've ever seen! Well done!
@PatrickStarboy12 6 років тому
We need a honest trailer for marvel netflix shows. Defenders is about to come out
@charliehandy9532 6 років тому
Glad someone else picked up on the similarities between David & Walter and David and Lore. David especially reminded me of Lore in the episode 'The Descent Part 2' where he is in control of the Borg outcasts.
@Jimvanhise 6 років тому
And Alien Covenant went out of its way to ruin Prometheus by revealing that after Prometheus everything went horribly wrong, rendering Prometheus pointless.
@bwgbwg1529 3 роки тому
secret deportation program... you nailed it, now so much in these two movies makes so much more sense! :D
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