household items you can stick your dick in tier list PART 2

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al jokes

al jokes

3 місяці тому

all the ways to replace the emptiness inside... ranked (again).

КОМЕНТАРІ: 521
@criticallol3039
@criticallol3039 2 місяці тому
With Al, it's less "mayonnaise" and more "my-ownnaise".
@kipchickensout
@kipchickensout 2 місяці тому
good one
@darthraider450
@darthraider450 2 місяці тому
Is it an instrument?
@criticallol3039
@criticallol3039 2 місяці тому
No ​@@darthraider450 , mayonnaise is not an instrument.
@xGadm
@xGadm 2 місяці тому
@@criticallol3039what about horse radish?
@the_boredbean4537
@the_boredbean4537 2 місяці тому
​No​@@xGadm, horse radish is not an instrument.
@de_CracKer
@de_CracKer 2 місяці тому
What a wonderful woman your mother is. Helping so many lonely souls
@ReformedAgnostic
@ReformedAgnostic 2 місяці тому
His mother is a SAINT!
@JeuxAleatoires_B
@JeuxAleatoires_B 2 місяці тому
​@@ReformedAgnostic not a virgin tho
@PeteZhaoCA
@PeteZhaoCA 2 місяці тому
@@JeuxAleatoires_Bshe’s not?
@ReformedAgnostic
@ReformedAgnostic 2 місяці тому
@@JeuxAleatoires_B How DARE you!
@user-bj5dr1kn4n
@user-bj5dr1kn4n 2 місяці тому
@@JeuxAleatoires_B she's so saint that her virginity restores each time
@benniboi7231
@benniboi7231 2 місяці тому
The hair on the sandwich joke was very subtle but nicely executed lmao
@ahmedshanib3354
@ahmedshanib3354 2 місяці тому
What?
@bucolicgh
@bucolicgh 2 місяці тому
pubes in the sandwich, watch the ending@@ahmedshanib3354
@simpa94
@simpa94 2 місяці тому
@@ahmedshanib3354the last seconds of the video
@hach1koko
@hach1koko 2 місяці тому
​​ 2:40. You can guess where this hair would come from
@Reid-Tiger
@Reid-Tiger 2 місяці тому
@@ahmedshanib3354I am pretty sure it is supposed to be hair from a dingaling
@FakeDane
@FakeDane 2 місяці тому
What can I say - my man's a true romantic
@simplyepic3258
@simplyepic3258 2 місяці тому
Like mother, like son
@Sniper_TF2_REAL
@Sniper_TF2_REAL 2 місяці тому
1 thousand likes!
@beaureeves5691
@beaureeves5691 2 місяці тому
Hearing the phrase "Fuck a sandwich" that many times in a row changed me
@tiago2828
@tiago2828 2 місяці тому
Same
@arvinmohammadi290
@arvinmohammadi290 2 місяці тому
just how many punchlines in one videos? it felt like an eternity
@ReformedAgnostic
@ReformedAgnostic 2 місяці тому
I've had to watch it three times now because I kept laughing at the consecutive punchlines and couldn't hear the next setup.
@Cakehead_Gaming
@Cakehead_Gaming 2 місяці тому
Felt like a joke beatdown
@ZombieSazza
@ZombieSazza 2 місяці тому
All the links being previously visited has me cracking up, so many amazing attention to detail in Al’s videos
@ReformedAgnostic
@ReformedAgnostic 2 місяці тому
He can be SO subtle that unless you watch one of his videos multiple times, you'll miss most of the best Easter eggs.
@swarthygiant1463
@swarthygiant1463 2 місяці тому
It’s both the most and the least effort at all times
@oyuyuy
@oyuyuy 2 місяці тому
I find this a tricky title to have in my 'watched'-history...
@javier-qw7py
@javier-qw7py 2 місяці тому
This is why i have my history off.. just in case😂😂😂
@cod_pro123
@cod_pro123 2 місяці тому
​@@javier-qw7py same
@neccaro
@neccaro Місяць тому
same, considering i dont have a dick
@user-fb9hw9jb6u
@user-fb9hw9jb6u 2 місяці тому
I'm not convinced on the marbles, but it gave me what I think might actually be a good idea: those water bead things that absorb a ton of water and feel weird and squishy when they're full. They're basically marbles designed for this purpose, they're soft, wet and the give way when you try to insert something between them.
@uberswine
@uberswine 2 місяці тому
Well, if this doesn't deserve a nobel prize, what does?
@justsightseeing1
@justsightseeing1 2 місяці тому
soo, we replace the filler of pringles can with it now ?
@swift8821
@swift8821 2 місяці тому
Zorbies
@femalefinder69
@femalefinder69 2 місяці тому
@@swift8821no it was orbies i believe, and why are you here? you can’t stick shi on your wiener
@avirohilla7287
@avirohilla7287 2 місяці тому
You have our attention now...
@ThomasKing19933
@ThomasKing19933 2 місяці тому
A true man of culture.
@Yogaismehh
@Yogaismehh 2 місяці тому
I wouldn’t even know how to explain the notification I got for this video
@solar0wind
@solar0wind 2 місяці тому
Note to myself: Stay unsubscribed to this channel. On the other hand, as I'm not in the possession of a dick, people might be easier to convince that this video is just a joke😅
@ReformedAgnostic
@ReformedAgnostic 2 місяці тому
For the love of god, don't try.
@Dellvmnyam
@Dellvmnyam 2 місяці тому
Why would you explain it?
@vsc6154
@vsc6154 2 місяці тому
Best part is how this was posted on Valentine's day. I can love myself.
@GaliosUA
@GaliosUA 2 місяці тому
2:02 a little Vaush moment.
@quuenbanaana8425
@quuenbanaana8425 2 місяці тому
I needed this timestamp
@mrblakeboy1420
@mrblakeboy1420 2 місяці тому
nobody that cares about vaush actually likes vaush. the right wingers hate him because he’s a leftist, but leftists hate him because of reasons similar to that of which is shown
@jiraibozo
@jiraibozo 2 місяці тому
2:13 a nother Vaush moment.
@WhatIsTheHeat
@WhatIsTheHeat 2 місяці тому
What is vaush
@mrblakeboy1420
@mrblakeboy1420 2 місяці тому
@@WhatIsTheHeat a leftist who “enjoys” people under the age of 18
@Catsarecuteok
@Catsarecuteok 2 місяці тому
Your long-form content is just as funny as your shorts! Thank you for blessing my day with this necessary information!
@karlhinze
@karlhinze 2 місяці тому
A rare talent.
@Sentient_Zee
@Sentient_Zee 2 місяці тому
That mayonnaise sight gag made my sides hurt I was laughing that hard.
@lucasdaguze
@lucasdaguze 2 місяці тому
He said he had no mayonnaise in the house but he had some in his sandwich that weird
@MrSentrip
@MrSentrip 2 місяці тому
woosh
@jpppe
@jpppe 2 місяці тому
woosh
@lunxo999
@lunxo999 2 місяці тому
r/woosh. Holy shit.
@sondocyan5072
@sondocyan5072 2 місяці тому
Peculiar.
@arvinmohammadi290
@arvinmohammadi290 2 місяці тому
@@MrSentrip idiots he's being sarcastic
@sebastianvejby9275
@sebastianvejby9275 2 місяці тому
Loved the joke where u had visited all the sites even though its so subtle, i can se how much effort you put into your videos. They are hilarious, keep at it man your so funny
@JoeNasr123
@JoeNasr123 2 місяці тому
The mayonnaise joke is exactly why Al is the best.
@DaghanTepe
@DaghanTepe 2 місяці тому
I needed this video in my life. It really helped me. Thank you!
@baby_tuttle_55
@baby_tuttle_55 2 місяці тому
I’ve been waiting for part 2 thank you
@boywonder1940
@boywonder1940 2 місяці тому
Part 2!!!! Yeah baby!!!! This has been so educational for me.
@hardrout17
@hardrout17 2 місяці тому
Amazing! The google research with every link clicked got me really hard! Well done Al ! Keep the grind on 🙃😘
@ZanAzoth
@ZanAzoth 2 місяці тому
I'm always genuinely fucking thrilled by the use of interstellar music in your videos.
@agasfer520
@agasfer520 2 місяці тому
the dedication man, thats awesome, youre the best
@UniqueExecuted
@UniqueExecuted 2 місяці тому
A video this good and that has comedy this high quality shouldn't exist
@thegreenbeandoesstuff
@thegreenbeandoesstuff Місяць тому
I’ve been conducting some research. You gave me a good amount of the information I needed, much appreciated.
@two_squared
@two_squared 2 місяці тому
anyone else love edging to al’s vids?
@laudahl4912
@laudahl4912 2 місяці тому
he couldn't even hold the smile back when showing the purple links lol
@szprinter
@szprinter 2 місяці тому
I absolutely loved both parts I hope there will be part 3
@CrackDealer69
@CrackDealer69 2 місяці тому
Thank you. I needed this 😢
@_BEF
@_BEF 2 місяці тому
i see this as a absolute win
@hesheweewee
@hesheweewee 2 місяці тому
you’re a good boy and your posts are good
@nancymcnally7849
@nancymcnally7849 2 місяці тому
I dont know that I am the demographic that normally vibes with your videos, but you fucking crack me up, dude. 😂
@jacksonshaul5373
@jacksonshaul5373 2 місяці тому
Just got a valentine for the first time ever and now Al posted a new video? Could this day get any better?
@thecaneater
@thecaneater 2 місяці тому
This is the quality advice I sub for.
@alexcasillas2488
@alexcasillas2488 2 місяці тому
Hey Al, I was just wondering if you could do another tier list like this and include your mom on the list?
@RonaldMcDonald40
@RonaldMcDonald40 2 місяці тому
Not the part 2 we asked for but the part 2 we needed
@snomcultist189
@snomcultist189 2 місяці тому
The sequel we needed
@orionmaynard5419
@orionmaynard5419 2 місяці тому
The sequel we’ve all been waiting for
@kjellbekkenutte2568
@kjellbekkenutte2568 2 місяці тому
part 3? I need me a folded pillow in this list man
@lachlanrogers4742
@lachlanrogers4742 2 місяці тому
These vids are the funniest I have ever seen! Your mom would be proud (can confirm).
@miguelbasso1897
@miguelbasso1897 2 місяці тому
Finally, the king returns with his long awaited sequel.
@samsonic2
@samsonic2 2 місяці тому
PART 2 BABY
@mythillian
@mythillian 2 місяці тому
Such great informative and useful information!
@hanswurst3110
@hanswurst3110 2 місяці тому
I always belly laugh watching your videos, thanks for that, you are awesome! ❤😂
@tani_armani
@tani_armani 2 місяці тому
Hilarious 😂 Love your content!
@ferret9263
@ferret9263 Місяць тому
make part 3 but with one of the most classic items of all time... a sock, of course!
@kamibrackenbury9048
@kamibrackenbury9048 2 місяці тому
Bwahahaha! The hair in the sandwich!! That was hilarious 😂❤❤❤
@talcof
@talcof 2 місяці тому
finnaly part 2!!!
@angryarchitect6723
@angryarchitect6723 2 місяці тому
I demand a Part 3 !!!
@tysheinin8733
@tysheinin8733 2 місяці тому
Can't wait for tiers 3, 4and 5
@VedaWarlock
@VedaWarlock 2 місяці тому
best youtube channel ever existed
@DarkMirius
@DarkMirius 29 днів тому
Your mom is a wonderful person, i love her too like soo many other ppl here in chat!
@nickaww
@nickaww 2 місяці тому
was waiting for this
@saltysalmoling8055
@saltysalmoling8055 2 місяці тому
Not the sequel we deserved, but the one we needed
@frogpizza
@frogpizza 2 місяці тому
Great video very funny, I like how your mom supports your fan base.
@ozone20rulez
@ozone20rulez 2 місяці тому
I like how Al is reacting to the comments the way we react to him. Its like we've watched his content for so long we've finally learned to use his own spells against him
@flamingpaxtsc
@flamingpaxtsc 2 місяці тому
Alex, please make more longer videos. We need them
@DarioKalen_Kagenui
@DarioKalen_Kagenui 2 місяці тому
The mayonnaise thing bro 😂🤣
@MaazHamidPK
@MaazHamidPK 2 місяці тому
Bro somehow managed to stick a plot twist at the end of the vid and I'm here for it 😂💀
@Dacentrurus
@Dacentrurus 2 місяці тому
Peak content fr🔥🔥🔥
@kid_destroyer_9000
@kid_destroyer_9000 2 місяці тому
when will u rate a washing machine
@drunkenhobo8020
@drunkenhobo8020 2 місяці тому
That only works for women, right?
@Dellvmnyam
@Dellvmnyam 2 місяці тому
When he gets a step sister. Or a step bro, who knows.
@cheeseburger8448
@cheeseburger8448 2 місяці тому
too loose
@iereanchief
@iereanchief 2 місяці тому
Thanks for being there for those of us without dates tonight Al! 😂😂😂
@_Diam_nd_
@_Diam_nd_ 2 місяці тому
Under the toilet seat, you have a stand for your phone, too. You could wrap toilet paper around your lil guy for extra comfort
@solearlrice6339
@solearlrice6339 2 місяці тому
Bros out here doing the lords work
@user-vx9tw3iw3d
@user-vx9tw3iw3d Місяць тому
My man just woke up and said fuckable things tier list let's goooooooooooo😂😂
@tfunkhou88
@tfunkhou88 2 місяці тому
His genius just doesn’t stop
@thedove4145
@thedove4145 2 місяці тому
Cheese grater?
@blurryface2309
@blurryface2309 2 місяці тому
Feels good for the first couple strokes. But you’ve gotta make sure you’ve got enough inches to make it to completion. I got to 1.5 left 😮
@thedove4145
@thedove4145 2 місяці тому
@@blurryface2309 started with 2 didn't you?
@blurryface2309
@blurryface2309 2 місяці тому
@@thedove4145 I thought we agreed to keep that between us
@thedove4145
@thedove4145 2 місяці тому
@@blurryface2309 oh shit that's right sorry
@darthraider450
@darthraider450 2 місяці тому
I once read a report where someone smuggled in razor blades when they were sentenced to prison, shoved them up their backside before going to the showers, and when a black man reportedly with a British Broadcasting Corporation decided to grape him, the black man had his thing shredded to the point where he needed surgery to remove it.
@whateverwhocares3805
@whateverwhocares3805 2 місяці тому
Perfect video for valentines day
@fartmicrowave
@fartmicrowave 2 місяці тому
Wish you uploaded this sooner, I already made plans to dog sit just for today... When I could've just called your mom instead
@quangtuantran7181
@quangtuantran7181 2 місяці тому
"I dont even have any mayonnaise in my house" White stuff on his mouth the next frame
@fr4rq236
@fr4rq236 2 місяці тому
this guy is a comedy-genius, change my mind
@Bedogg25
@Bedogg25 2 місяці тому
Was scrolling by, all I saw was his face and the can, and instantly knew what the title was…
@theordinaryamerican
@theordinaryamerican 2 місяці тому
ty for working on the beard appearance
@torchcute8820
@torchcute8820 2 місяці тому
thanks man, I was running out of items.
@BobbyKhalloween
@BobbyKhalloween 2 місяці тому
IF you do a part 3 do hot pockets :)
@Creeglenan
@Creeglenan 2 місяці тому
This is s tier content
@wildflowerempress1760
@wildflowerempress1760 2 місяці тому
You're such a real one for this😹 i'm a girl but these sequels crack me up
@daleksec01
@daleksec01 2 місяці тому
The hair is the cherry on top
@josephjoestar4318
@josephjoestar4318 2 місяці тому
Fire, as always
@FatGuy8242
@FatGuy8242 11 днів тому
That shirt is so awesome!
@MementoMoriv2
@MementoMoriv2 Місяць тому
That marbles ones actually sounds like an interesting experience
@TheHookBoy
@TheHookBoy 2 місяці тому
Mayo?! Mad genius! 🤣
@Chefmacks041
@Chefmacks041 2 місяці тому
Bro you just made it on daily wire❤❤❤❤❤
@landoncamara93
@landoncamara93 2 місяці тому
i fucking love this guys jokes man theyre so subtel sometimes XD just catches me off guard
@HobbitWithABong
@HobbitWithABong 2 місяці тому
I wheezed. Thank you.
@MufflesTG
@MufflesTG 2 місяці тому
2:26 He's 100% hiding something in that bottle.
@waldolemmer
@waldolemmer 2 місяці тому
I love the mayonnaise joke
@jatinx2x
@jatinx2x 2 місяці тому
Brings a whole new meaning to meat sandwich
@CMCAdvanced
@CMCAdvanced 2 місяці тому
Can you believe this is an instant, must-watch item?
@thealphahawkproject
@thealphahawkproject 2 місяці тому
Leather recliner chairs are goated
@crocowithaglocko5876
@crocowithaglocko5876 2 місяці тому
I’m a simple man, here as early as the cowboys playoff exit
@itashious
@itashious 17 днів тому
“Al’s face” is a household item I have lying around my house
@mrchickenhawk523
@mrchickenhawk523 2 місяці тому
PART 2 LETS GOOOOOO
@loremaster63
@loremaster63 2 місяці тому
this video is S tier
@Cornholio8787
@Cornholio8787 2 місяці тому
now thats a good valentins video
@dooderman8361
@dooderman8361 2 місяці тому
I was expecting the meme where you say “why you click on the video you weirdo” but nah y’all just going for it
@justinr.116
@justinr.116 2 місяці тому
Tbis was to good 🔥
@nimamaster6128
@nimamaster6128 Місяць тому
For a moment i thought Asmon is making a pringles tier list
@andresstadelmann7583
@andresstadelmann7583 2 місяці тому
Clicking on all the links and not buying anything is a very responsible financial choice good job al
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