It's good to try new things 😌

​@@D_McGeezacksAlways😂

guys hear me out, since my thing is so thick its hard to fit it in the pringles can hence the couch, its the best one but make sure to clean up after and make sure there are no crumbs that could scrape. I am an experienced veteran of course

Unironically knew a guy who would get his pay check and he’d buy some crack and get a hotel room, and on day two he’d order KFC chicken breasts and a large pop, and he’d put the chicken in the microwave then drop them into the large pop cup and fuck the chicken breast while he stared out the window paranoid. And just to reiterate, this was a repeated occurrence

UKposts be like: Nah I see nothing..

I must say

If it was anyone else then it would be unbelievable.

It just has been far too important to him for far too long

It's a poor man's fleshlight

pattern recognition isn’t ur strong suit i reckon

The Onion has a robot dog video that you would enjoy. Its a joke video of course

After all they’re called “man’s best friend “ for a reason…

i was wondering what he was looking at so i checked the comments i didn't even notice the dog💀

did any of you put something on your thing so dog would lick it? no judgement plz i was like 12+-

@@UKpostssaysimCyberbully 💀💀💀

😂

dedication

😂😅

God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝❤

I saw that, too

But is the horse's mouth on the list?

ouch.... after that there would not be a dick left to stick in anything lmao@@Uberwenis

Mr Hands unfortunately does not have a tier list for that

Not the horse💀

You are one crazy delusional guy, UKposts shouldn't have more of these types of content cause it will end up like tiktok and twitter all full of gross and inappropriate stuff.

in our fantasies brother.

@@krystofk.2279For now…

Ayo

Same. Would definitely want to be one of those household items.

he would be S tier def

A long 3.5 minute video lol

@@TheBlank8234A three minute video from Alex is like an hour long documentary from anybody else 🤣

​@@allbottledup9513True😂

You know tiktok fucked people's attention span when a 4 minute video is considered long

yeah

LOL. That's sad. A roll if TP is not that long.

It's too hard cos there's no lube

@@robertgibbs6154that’s sad that you would try to shame everyone in Asia in your post

Damn medusa be making dongs extra hard

Can't relate because the hole is too small.

as long as you are holding it in your house, even against it's or your own will.

I mean in Soylent Green...

Hol up

women

@@iloosion2419pls do mensa iq test and link results here

Im not so sure about the staight part man, the banana was used some other ways

'In depth' 😂 was this on purpose?

Lol

fr i genuinely don’t know what to believe

of course he tried it but I thought it was a skit at first two

Ok calling the ending perfect when you're not sure if it's real is wild

nah its real. i tried them too n he's 100% accurate

he only tried the last one

Hampter brother

Haha this guy

Truly electrifying

The problem with the power outlet is the width of the hole; it's just too wide for me to feel anything. Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

@@Neion8 that's why there's a plastic outlet, let's be honnest, anything bigger than 1 inch is too big

Asking the real questions

A tier

​@@odinson5911agreed

C tier, unless your counch has great fabric, there will be pain post procedure or even during. Because of the lack of consistency it has to be knocked down some from A.

It's in a different direction. Other items are to simulate the touch, but the couch is to simulate the movement. So you can actually combine the Pringles can and the couch, put it between the cushions

why do you think the classic image of The Wheel has a hole in the center?

al is really an ai told to replicate make jokes that has atleast 10 layers to them.

“Different angles”

“Pure art”

“Coming”

Cumming from different angles.

I’m doing this when NNN ends

is nnn a meme or you dumbasses actually take it seriously

@@zmannotforreal never do this again brother.

@@zmannotforreal nah bro you'll be disappointed. The only good variant is pringles can (or any other container), sponges and glove. But it sucks too... If you use latex glove, there's a high chance that you'll have latex alergie on your dick. If you're using any other glove, it'll feel not smooth enough compared to latex glove and if you'll not be able to finish in, let's say, 1-2 minutes, your dick will start to hurt from the friction... The only variant that won't hurt is a classical one - doing it with your hand. Or with a woman, which is impossible I suppose, since you have to try such things. So, with all of that said, you left with 3 variants: buying a sex toy (which should feel almost as good as a real woman), finding a girlfriend, or continue doing it using your hands

​@@shwigglyagain?

😂

Real

true it will make for great learning

The real question is should it seem normal?

Giant balls and a giant wang, I mean

Come on Jason I keep telling you you're not married and to stop pretending to be married online. You're a 12 year old and not even close to an adult.

Two more objects to test

​@@TheOneTheOnlyOne🫥

​@@TheOneTheOnlyOne I heard dogs like peanut butter maybe it's the same for small children

@@Wonkess_Chonkess Only one way to find out

how cryptic

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🫣

Just like the dog wiggled after that yey contact.

Remember to light the candle first 😉

@@jeremytitus9519THIS PUSS IS FIRE 🔥 🔥 🔥

Careful! Microwave for too long and you'll have a nasty burn to explain at the ER!

​@@msbizzybee123LMAO

Boil it instead

​@@msbizzybee123"Uh yeah. It dropped. Yep. On my trunk. My massive trunk. Yeah it is big. That's how big an inch is? So I am onl- nevermind. Why is it burned the whole way round? Well.."

​@Men_Of_Culture33 am dying 😂😂😂😂

fucking genius, reply when you get results

Just tried it. If it was more of a thick jelly it would've been better. Don't get me wrong, its nice, but just kinda feels like sticking your dick in a pool and thrusting. The little things in it were a pain in the ass to get out to. Not to mention that some have glitter so now my dick is covered in painful blue glitter. I'd give it C tier. S tier if the toys and glitter were removed and the water was replaced with a thick jelly.

Not only do I remember them, I've had that exact thought before. Unfortunately, like yourself, the epiphany only came to me long after they were gone. Missed opportunity indeed. Also it really is a missed opportunity. Because buying one of those as an adult man is basically the equivalent of a woman going to the grocery store and only buying one cucumber. Everyone knows what you're doing.

a meme circulated a while ago about those they said it didnt work

It doesn't work. Don't ask me how I know. But I... hear that because it wants to fold on itself, it'll literally roll away from your attempts. Buuut, if you glued it to the inside of a tissue paper roll, you solve this problem, and you can even put it in the microwave for a few seconds for added effect. Of course, clean up is a breeze as well... or so I've heard. Don't even get me started on what you can accomplish with 3 rubber bands, cling wrap, and a scented candle...

Same bro.