How Donald Trump Selects His Jurors
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21 день томуThere’s a science to finding jurors who might be sympathetic to the former president’s case.
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@whovian_scarf_dragon 19 днів тому
Graphics department for the win.
@ryanbrown7975 19 днів тому
Credit where credit is due
@SeppelSquirrel 14 днів тому
The majority of the graphics are recorded straight from Mortal Kombat Trilogy. Interestingly, the title screen is from Mortal Kombat 1.
@mynameisworld 19 днів тому
The Trump player is way too thin to represent him.
@tanazinn8484 19 днів тому
👍🤣🤣🤣
@CrunchyDark 19 днів тому
And way to balanced to be trump
@madmaxandrade 19 днів тому
TBF, even Bo' Rai Cho would be too thin to represent Trump.
@indiaalphanovember8217 19 днів тому
Few more burgers and he will be up to your standard kind sir
@TheGreatAtario 19 днів тому
Also moves too actively
@SpaceForceCommander 19 днів тому
Marital Kombat is when Melania struggles to shut the door when Donald enters her room.
@TooBadThatDidntKillMe 19 днів тому
"Heeeere's Donnie!"
@ryanbauer3680 19 днів тому
"Finish Him!" "I am not Stormy Danials adult film actress, and vill not pee on bed for you to make Mario Kart character in pants grow bigger. Your Princess is another castle!" "BRUTALITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY"
@GenghisWanghis 18 днів тому
Trump was surprised to see her, he was probably expecting Marla, who he mixes up with E Jean Carrol, and Stormy could be there, too
@nooshinscorner 18 днів тому
@@GenghisWanghis I understood where you wanted to go with the joke, but it needs to be cleaned up. Thanks
@GenghisWanghis 18 днів тому
@@nooshinscorner not really a joke, that's the partner jumping pattern he does, though I may be missing a few. I don't know every single victim of his
@gamepapa1211 19 днів тому
Shang Tsung: "YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!" Trump: "You're hired!"
@danadudley3127 19 днів тому
Shang Tsung: "YOUR SOUL IS MINE!" 45: "What soul?"
@godfreypigott 19 днів тому
@@danadudley3127 R-soul?
@mrvlsmrv 19 днів тому
Trump owns a KIA?😅
@SheyD78 16 днів тому
@@danadudley3127 I see something blackened and twisted being sucked into Shang Tsung, then he dies of food poisoning. "Fatality" Trump gets up, pulls out a burger and starts eating.
@milosterwheeler2520 19 днів тому
Trump needs to track down the O.J. jurors. It's his best bet.
@rhymeswithsomethingy4766 19 днів тому
Wouldn't help. The gloves wouldn't be too small for his tiny hands..🤔
@mindlessgonzo 19 днів тому
He might also need Johnny Cochrane but he's got a thing going on right now called "being dead for about 20 years."
@wPatrickSF 19 днів тому
If the condom don't fit, you must acquit.
@jcrebel18 19 днів тому
I think the line should have been,”I like hamberders.”
@leannevandekew1996 19 днів тому
Another question from the court: If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many indictments until the 2 men meet in prison?
@godfreypigott 19 днів тому
Insufficient information. Missing initial conditions. What IQ were they born with? What? They don't understand the question? Thanks for filling in the missing information.
@paulpease8254 18 днів тому
Underrated comment
@stephanieo1076 18 днів тому
😆
@maemargaretevans9981 14 днів тому
Loved this thought provoking question!
@redstonecasey4713 19 днів тому
It's a shame they couldn't use some of the more recent MK characters. Kotal Kahn meets total con.
@tyrannosaurusinf1488 19 днів тому
This is how you know that 90s kids are now in charge of the world.
@SolracCAP 19 днів тому
Boomers have been in charge for an eternity.
@VinceValentine 19 днів тому
Millennials? Yeah, we're middle aged now...
@matt3024 17 днів тому
God save me.
@paulramos4037 19 днів тому
It should be spelt as KOURTAL KOMBAT.
@henrydawkins1335 19 днів тому
He is going to be fined for posing as a human being 😂
@artel6225 19 днів тому
🤣😂Team Colbert on fire 🔥
@jeanetteschock4744 19 днів тому
Thank god hes on tonight 😂
@Artista_Frustrado 19 днів тому
as Shao, the former Khan of Outworld would say to Donnie "You Suck!"
@batgurrl 19 днів тому
Excellent and hilarious editing job
@thesincitymama 19 днів тому
The ending was funny cuz I didn’t expect that but I shoulda known 😂
@mjkay8660 19 днів тому
I think Mick Jagger had sympathy for the devil once
@gailaltschwager7377 19 днів тому
Thank you! Chuckle.
@bobcharlie2337 19 днів тому
😁 Burgers. 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔
@SEANALPURVIS 18 днів тому
Berders
@roodbennett 19 днів тому
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
@NewMessage 19 днів тому
900 pound, and bearing four arms... ok, Goro has a CHANCE at beating Donnie to the bottom of the burger pile. A chance.
@TooBadThatDidntKillMe 19 днів тому
That's Kintaro.
@thesilentangel8299 19 днів тому
That’s Kintaro. Goro is a centaur like creature (I forgot the name of Goro’s species but the closest term I can think of is centaur).
@TooBadThatDidntKillMe 19 днів тому
@@thesilentangel8299 That's Motaro. Centaurian. Goro is the first Shokan in the game.
@danburnes722 19 днів тому
If 🍄don’t fit, you must aquit
@CrunchyDark 19 днів тому
I wash Allina Habbah was in the roster along with the rest of the, now, in-prison or soon-to-be-in-another-bankruptcy 😅
@MINETURNNOWRblxGaming 19 днів тому
I love Mortal Kombat reference
@SageofStars 19 днів тому
So he selects the furry?...is Kintaro a furry? I honestly don't remember. Besides, we all know who he'd actually pick...Striker, since he thinks the cop would be sympathetic to him for some reason.
@eddiejoewalt7746 19 днів тому
0:27 since when those Cyrax eat a salad HE A CYBORG!
@VinceValentine 19 днів тому
It's a joke, man... that's not Cyrax, it's a New York juror. Also, cyborgs are half human, so they still eat. You're thinking of robots.
@eddiejoewalt7746 19 днів тому
@@VinceValentine i KNOW THAT! you acting like i was serious blockhead!
@VinceValentine 19 днів тому
@@eddiejoewalt7746"Blockhead"? Are you from a Peanuts comic strip? Listen son, there are some pretty weird people online and you never know who's serious and who's just ignorant. So if you're gonna post something like that and then insult people who are just being helpful, you can go love yourself with a rusty spoon
@Alejandro8Mario 19 днів тому
People of New York wins.....Beastality 😁
@mikevanderman2727 19 днів тому
😂😂😂😂😂
@verminkillah6622 19 днів тому
Weird but funny.
@Kpimpmaster 19 днів тому
I say since we can’t find an unbiased jury we have a “bench trial” where the judge serves as Jury
@YouTubeCensorsEverything 4 дні тому
I love these video game spoof segments. More of these! 👍
@couldntdeal19 19 днів тому
Honestly. Good.
@Buenomars 17 днів тому
"Courtal Kahn"
@dannyburleigh1 18 днів тому
MORTALLLLLLLLL KOMBATTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
@vagnernunes8021 19 днів тому
Omg, 😂
@ericthompson3982 18 днів тому
IMMORAL WOMBAT!!!
@vickywitton1008 19 днів тому
Brilliant!
@mentalhobo9074 19 днів тому
Lmaoo ❤😂
@andy2906 13 днів тому
Burger barf beavers 😂
@binoymathew246 18 днів тому
😆👏 That's a weird game. But it works for Trump.
@ronbrittany8592 17 днів тому
lol, that’s very close to the truth
@user-qv5vi2uv5h 13 днів тому
0:41 😂😂
@UltraPoseidon 19 днів тому
Just like the orange one to pick the worst character in the game.
@Happy-uy5wc 19 днів тому
I wonder what happened to the classified documents?
@user-mp2dc3gg2r 18 днів тому
😂 😂😅
@RoadrunnersOfCA 17 днів тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@stephanieadams3747 19 днів тому
😂😂😂
@CAP198462 19 днів тому
Ok just for fun let’s name all the fighters: from left to right, top to bottom no google. Johnny Cage, Saibot, , Cyrax, Sonya Blade, Raiden, , Shang Tsung, Kitana, Kano, scorpion, Sub- Zero, smoke (human), Reptile, Jax, Mileena, Sektor, Liu Kang, , Sheeva, Kung Lao, Smoke, Nightwolf, Sindel, Ermac,Sub- Zero (Lin Kuei), Stryker, Kabal, Goro,-,Motaro, .
@mkmcrevy 19 днів тому
🔥
@VERIAS1122 19 днів тому
Very nostagic lol
@JenniferNg0529 19 днів тому
I love Mortal Kombat Trilogy on the original Sony Playstation! It brings back childhood memories!
@paulpate1 19 днів тому
bigly lies= bigly problems! vote blue 💙😊
@JeffGatto 19 днів тому
As trump says, without his ignorati, where would he be... 🤷♀
@user-se9bt4gp4j 18 днів тому
One fine Donald Gump will have to pay was not being a human being 😂
@user-eq2dx2jp6v 19 днів тому
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ dear stevey and ....❤❤❤❤
@bcb7443 19 днів тому
Biden: Normal 🇺🇸 tRump: Crazy 😵💫
@user-cr8dq7sc6h 19 днів тому
Trump: Egotistical but has good policies and we didn’t have any wars Sleepy Joe: Egotistical and the worst presidency in our history.
@SkylerKPHDtrustmebroUNI 16 днів тому
Anybody else auto click the original MK logo?
@jamesdriscoll_tmp1515 16 днів тому
Coital misconduct
@wolfpacrule 19 днів тому
OMG the amount of work you guys put into that short. I love it!
@romulus_ 19 днів тому
I loved mortal kombat as a kid. was excited when I clicked but this should have been way funnier.
@bern2076 19 днів тому
as scooby doo would say stephen is 100% a ronce that’s why he’s mates with bill clinton
@SayAhh 19 днів тому
So irreverent, it's hysterical.
@matt3024 17 днів тому
Trump has an arsenal of middle-aged female fans!
@Eyeball_Heroin 19 днів тому
🙄😉
@drumcorps76 14 днів тому
What a chump Trump is, mafia kingpin won’t go down quietly
@Trippp550 19 днів тому
lazy.
@stevenwilkinson2031 19 днів тому
Benedict Donald duck. Fox news Russia news station.
@willowsloughdx 19 днів тому
This reminds me of the much funnier Macintosh game Slick Willie III of 1998.
@BanderaLatina 19 днів тому
Nice graphics, weak joke
@flackstar007 19 днів тому
Nothing says an attempt to stack the jurors then openly wanting sympathetic people... Yet this is somehow allowed, I would hope that the prosecution would not be so easily pushed over in letting Trump to stack the odds in his favour.
@bartbullock7817 17 днів тому
That was just mean😂
@NYCrazyRob 19 днів тому
That was the worst attempt at Mortal Komedy I've ever seen.
@MatthisMatthisMatthis 19 днів тому
First
@ajt51773 19 днів тому
😎👍
@honestcomments8053 19 днів тому
Democrats are making me like Trump!
@AyseYildiz-fd5hf 19 днів тому
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@PaulMarceau 19 днів тому
The video is very new, some coordinated effort. I'm not even going to try and find out what it is, if it is.
@ben_spiller 19 днів тому
Some new crypto scam.
@solvseus 19 днів тому
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@solvseus 19 днів тому
No
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@solvseus 19 днів тому
no
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@KaderSevil 19 днів тому
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@DicleErhan 19 днів тому
Getting my hopes back with AMV33X who is joining the crew?
@disastermaster1413 19 днів тому
Impeach Stephen Colbert
@sylvainroy6964 19 днів тому
😅
@eddiejoewalt7746 19 днів тому
based on this we have a Trump supporter here!
@mikevanderman2727 19 днів тому
Even if Stephen is impeached he's nowhere near 91 criminal charges or outright despicable
@Artista_Frustrado 19 днів тому
that would require Colbert to be president first... which would be a better option than the Orange Menace
@lawismom 17 днів тому
Lock him the hell up.. Or ban him from the USA.. HE IS A TRAITOR
@TooBadThatDidntKillMe 19 днів тому
Doing Kintaro Dirty.
@jhaiphet1970 16 днів тому
Trump had sharpie in his hand during jurors selection
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@gamepapa1211 19 днів тому
It's a crypto scambot.
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Report as spam.
@AliSelma-or5lr 19 днів тому
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@brentwilson9473 17 днів тому
If colbert left Late night TV would improve!!
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@TanerTuba 19 днів тому
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@BoraPinar 19 днів тому
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