Bankman Lloyd Hughes and Borg William Sanderson are the most complex characters yet in a Joel Haver sketch. Both are destined to be at odds in their careers, yet they want to show their appreciation for each other’s hard work and drive for justice in the legal system. Great video as always, hope to see Bankman and Borg again. Maybe not David though he’s not very engaging

When Molly joked that "joel is entitled to half of my teeth", i let out the most jolly and uproarious burst of laughter i've ever experienced in my life. But when she said "its good technology" and "its right on the papers", i flew into a blinding rage. My eyeballs were bursting out of my head as i wreaked havoc on my bedroom. When i came to, everything was destroyed.

I've been saying to people how there hasn't been enough paper bag puppet content on youtube. So glad to see this.

Laughed once and screamed twice at this video

EVERY TIME I SEE MOLLY I AM FILLED WITH UNQUENCHABLE RAGE!!!

I remember receiving my brain tester in the mail a while back. I remember it would actually shock you a whole lot if you didn't laugh when Joel was on the screen and also you couldn't take it off. Overall pretty good product

Most terms of service include a clause that signs over half of your teeth to the company, so I'm glad you're calling attention to this. Netflix came by yesterday for my two front teeth. Spotify came by this morning, also wanting my two front teeth. They're now going to court to sue Netflix, since I agreed to Spotify's ToS first. What a mess... I'm absolute gutted, because I know how much Spotify needs them.

This was all a ruse to test the engagement for the Bankman and Borg Show. My brain tester is fully engaged and approves.

I desperately need a video following Bankman and Borg as they carpool through this dog eat dog world.

Love this kind of transparency from a major content creator

"it's not every day you're a resounding failure but today is that day" - thank you for this

It is now my mission to have a beer one on one with all 1.93 million Joel Haver subscribers

That ending sequence between the two lawyers was one of my favorite scenes from you ever. It felt so real

My favorite part of the video was the constant phone ringing in the background being a metaphor for us finally calling David out for his insanely low engagement scores.

I was one of the 50 lucky audience members who received a Brain Tester back in October and it's true; David has elicited zero laughter or engagement from me.

Our family get super excited any time we see David! Our 2 year old starts clapping with the biggest, goofiest grin on her face when David says his lines. We call it a "David Day" when he's in a video!!

Made it through this video and only screamed in rage upon seeing Molly 23 times. She's improving

i love how molly and alex immediately pivot to validating the system once it validates them. says a lot about privilege tbh

"Hey, it's not every day that you're a resounding failure, but today is that day."

my braintest is going off the CHARTS on this video

Damn. I remember when David first appeared in a Joel video. He had so much promise and a true love of videos. In the end, I guess we truly never know whether we're the peanut butter or whether we're the ex wife. And actually now that I'm thinking about it, I'm remembering Molly, not David (I know because I was screaming violently at the screen, mostly, although occasionally laughing).

The engagement rate for the paper sack lawyers is gonna be absolutely nutty

Joel as a paper bag puppet lawyer needs its own series, there I said it!

This is precisely the advice I've been looking for to grow my channel. Thank you, Joel.

I love the phone constantly ringing in the background, it really makes it seem like they're in an office building with plenty of busy lawyers.

You know, if Joel followed this advice, he too can run a successful UKposts channel

This is the classic Joel and Trent content we've been asking for, thanks for hearing us Joel

The quiet beeping in the video almost made me go insane, Great vid joel.

my neuron activation after witnessing David's bits is null, so happy to see him go!

just happy to see molly doing ok!

Ok, but the shots of Bankman reflected in the car windows were both gorgeous AND hilarious. 10/10 scream of inexplicable rage

When I first saw Molly I only heard 2 of her jokes and I was fuming! I had to pause the video and start putting on clown make-up. But then I accidentally started the video again and heard another joke from her and started laughing. She's alright

That lawyer sounds suspiciously like Joel doing a voice…

Another certified neighborhood classic! 🧙‍♂️

"It's not everyday that youre a resounding failure, but today is that day" Damn, that is an incredible line. I need to use that in the future.

The insaneo light on the wall really pulled this whole movie together. 🎬

Can we... get more of David?

honestly im amazed how joel makes such funny skits every week and they have been getting funnier

Stellar video as always, Joel! Always great seeing Alex and Molly. What a great new direction for the channel!

They didn't even use a Costco Frank. How am I suppose to relate to this?

Hey, it’s me, one of the brain testees, here to explain my reaction to a few of Molly’s jokes. The one third that made me laugh were really funny, and I was in a giggly mood while using the tester, so I laughed a lot. This mood made it infuriating when a joke didn’t so much as a chuckle from me, so I screamed as loud as I could. Looking back on this decision, I think I would’ve done the same even without the tester on or my giggly mood. Not sure about the other 66% of testers, though.

God dammit guys don’t you answer the phone! I’m calling to ask how to get this brain tester off my head, it really hurts

Always incredible! Thanks Joel

"I Discovered My Wife WASN'T A Certain kind of Nut Butter! (WATCH UNTIL END)" is one of my all-time favorites, glad to see a sliver of BTS (behind-the-scenes) footage.

I absolutely love the vast diversity of Joel's content, his creativity unbound

What's the difference between some peanut butter, and my ex-wife? I've been trying to figure this out for a while now, so if any of you come up with the answer, please let me know

the jazz outro ! phenomenal cinematic experience ! Great work as always !

the peanut butter debacle will be one of my favorite future videos of yours, really cool to see this in front of the scenes sneak peek of the creation of it

I need to hear hot dogs referred to as "ballpark franks" more often.

This David guy is going places!

This video is an example of how practical effects and creativity don't need fancy CGI and huge budgets.

I truly loved this one. The ending was fantastic, please keep doing you joel.

For the record, I felt most engaged by the paper bag puppets. Please re-film your entire content library (same audio) using paper bag puppets. Your audience eagerly awaits.

one can clearly see that the two lawyers hard boiled pseudo love story was all they really care about. and I m with them ❤

Very instructive video. Thank you.

There was more character development in those two paper puppets than I've seen in some recent big budget movies.

Best of luck in your future endeavors, David

✨❤️💫 Merry Christmas Joel thanks for making the more creative place - stay magical- as always ✨🎼✨🪐✨🦾✨🕊️✨🚀✨

Loved the background cellphone ringing when the lawyers showed up. I dont know what it is or how you do it but your videos always have such a nice touch. Really great stuff

Thank you for this tutorial. I think it’s going to really help me and your other viewers grow our UKposts audience. Thanks, Joel and Joel’s crew!

So Borg and Bangman definitely hooked up and neither of them are brave enough to bring it up, right?

Thank you for this be hind the scenes look at the reality of running such a successful channel, Joel! PS: I scream, you scream, we all scream two thirds of the time for Molly!

So much joy these videos give me

I love your videos that take a left turn in the middle.

As a big fan of Alex, I think he should be the one chosen to no longer appear on the Joel Haver UKposts Channel. His spot should be given to The Stranger piano music book on the keyboard stand.

Great job getting david out of the channel! He was definitely a detriment, i hate looking at zeros and that guy made nothing but. By the way, you should the lawyers appear more often! They turned every zero into a one, and that's good for analytics, you should take it up with a lawyer to make sure, though.

True work of art!

Wow I have to say I'm impressed. Those subtones at the end were stellar, really nailing that Stan Getz tone!

I can't be the only one who was wanting to see a beautiful romance bloom between Borg and Bankman, right?

Each of your videos still make my day, it's insightful, realistic, accurate and provocotive, in all the right ways. Tell me Joel, did you go to preschool? If so, what was your preschools philosophy?

Love the Borg and Bankman bit. Glorious Joel, GLORIOUS!

Screaming in rage still counts as top-notch engagement.

Why am I getting emotional over paper bags

I need Borg and Bankman ASAP. Only you, Joel, can give the world an overly serious, melodramatic 17 minute long UKposts video about Borg and Bankman.

You have no idea how happy I am to see the sidebar whisper only continue to further solidify itself as a staple Joel Haver trope

Joel, I’ve had a rough day. Really rough. Screaming and crying alone in the car for 20 minutes kind of rough. Years of trauma and frustration exploding in a sudden fiery inferno kind of rough. I just randomly opened UKposts and saw this upload in my subscriptions page. When reknowned Hollywood paperbag puppet lawyer Bankman Lloyd Hughes appeared on screen, I found myself smiling with delight. Then when he said, with perfect delivery, “if you take a cursory glance at the paperwork, you will see many stones were turned”, I let out a true, blissful, euphoric laugh. And for just that moment, I was in a room with my friends, listening to a paper puppet explain contractual law… and however brief, it was the perfect escape from this hell of a life I am living, the perfect reminder that there is good in this world, and it’s ridiculous, absurd, weird, and doesn’t make sense. But it’s enough to keep me going. Joel, I know this comment is gonna get lost in the sauce, but I just want to thank you for trusting yourself and using your gift. Whatever you’re doing, you’re doing good.

A tough call, but he had to go. Kudos to Joel and his legal team for not making a spectacle or making it awkward for any parties involved. The channel has grown massively and Joel once again manifests his role as team captain while reassuring us shareholders that focussing on audience engagement is the way forward.

I know you don't like to run an idea into the ground Joel but please do at least one more video with Borg and Bankman.

Really great sound design on this one.

That was a good video. Watched it with a friend and it was good enough he liked the video too. Thank you for making this content, I was very engaged even though David was there.

Neat

Molly's still stuck making videos? Poor thing. I hope someday she can achieve her dream of working at the Shell gas station.

Borg and Bankman were true standouts in this one :)

This is an amazing Joel video, the lawyers were hilarious! I like the theme change too

not buying it, pal

Pure gold!

Damn this was such a good video! At first you just see Borg’s and Bankman’s tilted lil eyelids as a cute quirk design choice. But then you see the final scene and you have to ask yourself: was the tilted eyelids on their faces actually thoughtfully placed there to perfectly display the melancholy emotions they feel at the end of the sketch? Masterful craft is what this is!

I love how David managed to do an entire video on his own with no interaction with anyone else! The thing I've always been amazed with is that David managed to create the whole "Joel Haver" channel, and there isn't even a mention of a character named "Joel Haver" in any of the videos. It's just David and his amazingly engaging content!

I've finally calmed down enough, after screaming with inexplicable rage at Molly, to say thank you for the insight to your channel Joel this has been an enlightening and mostly joyful experience.

As a member of the paper bag community, I feel like I'm finally being represented.

Nice video. I chuckled moderately :)

Congrats on the engagement, Joel! 🎉 Your videos and your audience are a match made in heaven

I would rather scream 2 times when Molly takls than stare bored at David

I can honestly say without a doubt in my heart that this is one of the most unique sketches I've ever seen and I love it. Bankman and Borg gotta make appearances in future videos!

Great video! I don't know why but i was imagining the whole video just being an intro and the final bit just continuing ........ we would get a glimpse at the everyday life of Bankman Loyd Hughes as he tries to stay true to himself while working in the cut-throat world of youtube lawyers.

Great work again from Joel Molly and Alex! I thought it was weird when they started talking to nothing, but I found it pretty engaging!

Those shots at the end in the van, with the reflections and the lighting were really cool! And probably painful to shoot

I'm really happy to see the paper puppet clause going wide enough to capture the primary demo of this here video that's what I like to see, right down the black line of profit versus expenditure, that's the good stuff, yesiree.

We need to see more of these two lawyers

Joel Haver's vids bring meaning to my life