How to be a Pirate Quartermaster. 📈 💎 📈

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CGP Grey

CGP Grey

3 роки тому

‣ Adapted largely from The Invisible Hook. It's great, go read it: www.amazon.com/Invisible-Hook...
‣ Grey's 2-hour Director's Commentary: • Behind the Scenes of P...
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Peter T. Leeson for reviewing a draft of the script. Check out his newest book, "WTF?!: An Economic Tour of the Weird": amzn.to/3eEMm09
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@ognitron8191
@ognitron8191 3 роки тому
Legend has it he's still making the captain and the quartermaster retell their sides over and over and over again.
@siquir6669
@siquir6669 2 роки тому
Woah so true
@skiller5034
@skiller5034 2 роки тому
Not that the Captain would mind, he gets to talk about *BRANDING* a whole lot.
@genalynnesanjuan5788
@genalynnesanjuan5788 2 роки тому
Plot Twist: He is Hired By The Empire To Stall Time So They can be arrested
@logosimian
@logosimian 2 роки тому
Just checked. Still true.
@patrickanderson62
@patrickanderson62 2 роки тому
The captain and quartermaster have been trapped in an infinite time loop
@vanikestewart8578
@vanikestewart8578 3 роки тому
Kids : Let’s play pirates One Kid : I’ll be the Captain Young Grey: I’ll be the Quartermaster
@jogailejurkonyte4746
@jogailejurkonyte4746 3 роки тому
Young Grey: * Whips out Excel spreadsheets *
@phillippeng1368
@phillippeng1368 3 роки тому
@Boris I'm carpenter! My multi-purpose saw is very multi-purpose!
@docrofreborn7497
@docrofreborn7497 3 роки тому
Guess Imma be a gunner or a cook.
@sagazinemtew1851
@sagazinemtew1851 3 роки тому
Docrof Reborn gunner? I didn’t hear that in the vid
@vanikestewart8578
@vanikestewart8578 3 роки тому
I like this comment section became a pirate crew
@sakthisd5565
@sakthisd5565 3 роки тому
Ah yes, the 8 traits : strength, cruelty, aggression, loyalty, intellect, saw skills, seasickness and YAARRR
@jozefdubois1535
@jozefdubois1535 3 роки тому
That is what you get asked about, when you apply for a job.
@Terrazon
@Terrazon 3 роки тому
@Józef Dubois "Judging by your appearance, you seem very YARR"
@michasengotta2295
@michasengotta2295 3 роки тому
@@jozefdubois1535 Imagine going to an interview with one of those graphs lol
@andrewbary
@andrewbary 3 роки тому
“Okay, we’ve analyzed your skills for the job as a surgeon and we have decided to not hire you as while yours smarts are very high, your YAAARRRR is not high enough for you to be hired. Have a nice day, dear YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE”
@TheLegonaut
@TheLegonaut 3 роки тому
YAAARRRR!! tis be a trait most desirable
@KildroneInfinite
@KildroneInfinite 3 роки тому
When a teacher talks in dull monotone it is hard to focus and stay awake. Somehow when Grey does it I am paying attention to every word.
@Mat860000
@Mat860000 2 роки тому
Rythm. The rythm is careful made.
@skullman-us7wn
@skullman-us7wn 2 роки тому
@@Mat860000 and the topic
@ruaridhusher4373
@ruaridhusher4373 2 роки тому
Because he's talking as a calm, reserved character, not as a guy who's bored. You're more invested here because the monotone indicates careful thought instead of pained repetition, and your brain likes one a lot more than the other (is my guess based off media classes)
@robertg3260
@robertg3260 2 роки тому
He's not talking in a dull monotone. He's just speaking clearly. These are not the same.
@d.zuhdis.3275
@d.zuhdis.3275 2 роки тому
Well, grey has time to script the video and can retake the audio over and over again until it's perfect. Teachers on the otherhand had to impovise on the spot, one chance to talk about a certain topic, for a limited amount of time about a topic that is not very fun at it's nature. Dont blame teachers for all of your life's problem, they're just working for their families.
@JakeTheGenealogist
@JakeTheGenealogist 3 роки тому
Pirates are so overdramatized in books and movies, yet their real story is just as interesting!
3 роки тому
There isn’t exactly a lot of historians who would waste time trying to do an anthropological study on theives that just happen to known how to sail. It would be like finding a serious study on black crime gangs instead of just lie the low effort and easy access rap music to fans we’d all questions.
@scyfrix
@scyfrix 3 роки тому
@ Popular culture would seem to indicate otherwise. I'm sure a lot of people are interested in the inner machinations and workings of crime gangs.
@Fakechilada
@Fakechilada 3 роки тому
If not more so! I would much rather watch a movie with these pirates instead of Pirates of the Carribean.
@PotatoesGottaPotate
@PotatoesGottaPotate 3 роки тому
When this comment has 2000 likes, remember I was the 12th
@Phoenix_The_HeroHater
@Phoenix_The_HeroHater 3 роки тому
It’s only been 16 minutes and you have almost 300 likes like wtf man show me your ways
@freakymoejoe2
@freakymoejoe2 3 роки тому
there's a dark undercurrent of absolute determinism in a lot of what the quartermaster says. The captain is a more jolly fellow. You know, except when he's talking about torture
@ElCapitanDeLaNoche
@ElCapitanDeLaNoche 3 роки тому
boop!
@HxH2011DRA
@HxH2011DRA 3 роки тому
Now you're getting it
@anderskorsback4104
@anderskorsback4104 3 роки тому
Not surprising. The captain is a leader of men. The quartermaster is a bean counter.
@jg4902
@jg4902 3 роки тому
the captain MUST be charismatic and succesful or be replaced
@seafoam6119
@seafoam6119 3 роки тому
Anders Korsbäck Captain leads, Quartermaster feeds.
@billyweed835
@billyweed835 2 роки тому
I love the contrast of these characters, with the Captain being emotional, flashy and upbeat even when talking about torturing people to death while their crewmates watch, and clearly a man in love with his job, while the Quartermaster is monotone, matter-of-fact, and seems to have no love for the job, denying that he ever had a choice in becoming a pirate and referring to acts of torture as "punishment for contract violations". The "just-following-orders" bad guy.
@Taib-Atte
@Taib-Atte Рік тому
Right but at 5:36 when the quartermaster talks about money he smiles and his eyes go wide (only time in the video) which makes me think he actually is there by choice because he loves seeing money. While the captain is a people-person, the quartermaster is a more reserved, pensive person. But at the end of the day they’re both pirates.
@billyweed835
@billyweed835 Рік тому
@@Taib-Atte Indeed. The Quartermaster may have convinced himself he had no choice in becoming a pirate, but, really, it's just an excuse.
@Nancy-jc4bv
@Nancy-jc4bv Рік тому
I think he isn't saying that he has had no choice in a bad way; he is saying he ALSO has the personality type that doesn't want to work for the empire. Him working for greedy monarchs and officers wouldn't fit his priorities either, so he's as natural a fit for the pirating life as the other social misfit pirates. His personality happens to be organized, logical, and monotone, but doesn't mean he doesn't fit the lifestyle! Especially with how much he likes the profit!
@desadograisedrobot515
@desadograisedrobot515 Рік тому
@@Nancy-jc4bv He just works better as a pirate than an officer is that it?
@medical-cyanide1526
@medical-cyanide1526 Рік тому
I personally love that bad guy type, it’s nothing personal, it’s just how things are
@CGPGrey
@CGPGrey 2 роки тому
@GamerBlock_
@GamerBlock_ 2 роки тому
Love your videos man!
@jessieFSD
@jessieFSD 2 роки тому
hi
@susbaca
@susbaca 2 роки тому
mhmhm business..........hmhmhjnhj
@luunna2275
@luunna2275 2 роки тому
Ye
@karlsjunior395
@karlsjunior395 2 роки тому
(¬_¬)
@glumbortango7182
@glumbortango7182 3 роки тому
This might be the calmest pirate I've ever seen, I feel soothed listening to this
@TainakaRicchan
@TainakaRicchan 3 роки тому
The quartermaster is well versed in the secret and brutal arts of accounting...
@Oscar-vv6dn
@Oscar-vv6dn 3 роки тому
Yeah, other than battle pirate ships were pretty chill, there was even a strict bedtime at 8 pm
@douglasfels9789
@douglasfels9789 3 роки тому
ASMR pirates for the win
@williamtench2047
@williamtench2047 3 роки тому
Honestly, I was a bit put off by the bored tone of voice. Normally love Grey but I struggled to connect with this one because of the voice over.
@ReksNuadiah
@ReksNuadiah 3 роки тому
@@williamtench2047 I think it's how he's acting here Quartermaster has a much "tougher" job than the rest and likely puts up with a lot of bullshit, hence the no nonsense deadpan tone. ... But yeah I get you. It definitely gives it a different personality than the Captain video.
@Glace1221
@Glace1221 3 роки тому
"Wow, what great guys you pirates are! Such comradery!" Quarter Master: ** breaths in **
@Darthwgamer
@Darthwgamer 3 роки тому
Yar Boii!
@fleefie
@fleefie 3 роки тому
i mean, what he says next makes sense. I'm not gonna go arround advocating for muh cooperation because of my heart, but because economics and logic say that its the best thing to do.
@hellothere5843
@hellothere5843 3 роки тому
Camaraderie
@maxplaysgamez-sharesgaming1756
@maxplaysgamez-sharesgaming1756 3 роки тому
As The Old Saying Goes "The Job Of Being The One Who Manages The Rest Is Harder Than The Ones Being Managed".
@user-mc2mc5gz6m
@user-mc2mc5gz6m 3 роки тому
Hello There da comrade
@alexandero9936
@alexandero9936 2 роки тому
You should make a "surgeon" version where he talks about the diseases, spoilt food, lack of hygiene and premature death that await most pirates.
@JarmamStuff
@JarmamStuff Рік тому
To be fair, those factors would apply to most imperial ships as well
@andressotil4671
@andressotil4671 Рік тому
Also, Surgeon was most likely kidnapped and forced to operate under threat of death
@crumblingcookie6437
@crumblingcookie6437 2 роки тому
6:22 “I became a pirate as the gold in this grail chose its form” is BEAUTIFUL
@Gboy86ify
@Gboy86ify 3 роки тому
The monotone really sells the “this is just a business like any other” theme
@thedictationofallah
@thedictationofallah 2 роки тому
1.3k likes without replies?
@Mathster-el4ci
@Mathster-el4ci 3 роки тому
“I’d like to speak with The Empire.”
@moosesandmeese969
@moosesandmeese969 3 роки тому
We plunder the New World, your montly wage will barely feed you and the captain and the empire take all the profit. Any questions?
@mrivera6975
@mrivera6975 3 роки тому
@@moosesandmeese969 *many* actually. How do I become Captain?
@jhfh3112
@jhfh3112 3 роки тому
@@mrivera6975 Be born into the right sort of family with landowners and/or connections to nobility, go to the right schools and colleges, make friends with wealthy investors or aristocrats. If you're just john doe off the street, no chance.
@cezarjulian0320
@cezarjulian0320 3 роки тому
M Rivera sadly, in the day and age we live(d) in, its incredibly hard for you (a commoner) to be promoted in any way that matters. Most captains are nobles and aristocrats, government officials and sons of captains. Nepotism is a royal affair and as such his majesty’s ships...are run by his majesty’s friends. Boo boo for you, his majesty is not your friend
@mrivera6975
@mrivera6975 3 роки тому
Piracy it is!
@jtbeatty2224
@jtbeatty2224 Рік тому
I think it’s interesting that both the Captain and the Quartermaster are very much romanticizing the pirate lifestyle. Whereas the Captain is giving the “Yo ho ho” speech, the Quartermaster gives a look at the practical day-to-day management of freedom aboard a pirate ship. Keep in mind that both are simply recruiting the listener. It’s interesting how the Captain and Quartermaster give different images of freedom
@brycem4493
@brycem4493 Рік тому
Somehow he makes being a pirate sound better than a lot of modern day jobs
@bananya6020
@bananya6020 3 роки тому
I love how the quartermaster has a completely different voice than the pirate. CGP Grey is a voice actor confirmed
@-haclong2366
@-haclong2366 3 роки тому
They're both pirates.
@JogeloAy
@JogeloAy 3 роки тому
How many voices can he do? Lol
@ShaggyRax
@ShaggyRax 3 роки тому
😂😂😂
@locoben400
@locoben400 3 роки тому
The quartermaster is what I assume to be Grey's impersonation of an accountant
@quinn7935
@quinn7935 3 роки тому
He sounds so dead, it’s hilarious
@sineadthomas2024
@sineadthomas2024 3 роки тому
“I’d like to talk to that guy” “I’d like to talk to the captain” Oh god! It’s an infinite loop!
@charnel8435
@charnel8435 3 роки тому
feels like player going around bugging npcs
@MatthewChenIsAwesome
@MatthewChenIsAwesome 3 роки тому
Pretty soon, Grey will have a video on the UKpostsr business model, explaining this as a way of maximizing viewer time and profit in the same cold-hearted accountant tone.
@marmaje6953
@marmaje6953 3 роки тому
Yep
@savvivixen8490
@savvivixen8490 3 роки тому
@@MatthewChenIsAwesome That'd be amusing. I know others have done it, I just enjoy watching each "you" in UKposts do their thing. People are fascinating.
@nathanaschmann7522
@nathanaschmann7522 3 роки тому
so does he join or not!?!?!?!?!?
@TheWagonroast
@TheWagonroast Рік тому
Imagine if after rewatching this after like 20 times, he randomly says “yeah, ok” instead of “i’d like to speak with the captain” in a loop.
@chrissytheconqueror7049
@chrissytheconqueror7049 2 роки тому
The Captain and Quartermaster both went to Business School together. Captain ended up doing Marketing, Quartermaster did Accounting&Finance
@jchang1999
@jchang1999 3 роки тому
The captain is Grey with coffee, and the quartermaster is Grey without it.
@ZodokiEsparda
@ZodokiEsparda 3 роки тому
seems about right to me
@jesseberg3271
@jesseberg3271 3 роки тому
Or the other way round, only with beer or something similar.
@strawberryseal1851
@strawberryseal1851 3 роки тому
;O;
@artlix4790
@artlix4790 3 роки тому
Grey without coffee is No bueno
@lukethompson2714
@lukethompson2714 3 роки тому
Yep
@safe-keeper1042
@safe-keeper1042 3 роки тому
This is Grey as a pirate. "Ship sighted, captain! Do we attack?" "Hang on, let me consult my Excel spreadsheet..."
@Sorcerers_Apprentice
@Sorcerers_Apprentice 3 роки тому
CGP Grey didn't choose the pirate life, the pirate life chose him.
@whoknows7968
@whoknows7968 3 роки тому
@@Sorcerers_Apprentice CGP Grey: Actually Excel chose for me, always obey the spreadsheets.
@user-rx6xu6bs8c
@user-rx6xu6bs8c 3 роки тому
"Excel? But we have no computers!"
@IIAOPSW
@IIAOPSW 3 роки тому
That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen. So it would seem.
@userunknown398
@userunknown398 3 роки тому
Gray wouldn’t be the captain, he would be the quartermaster.
@starsilverinfinity
@starsilverinfinity 2 роки тому
No one: Quartermaster: Casually breaks out a personality matrix and bespeaks of science centuriess ahead of him
@sasy_cupcake
@sasy_cupcake 2 роки тому
i would totally watch this episodic-comedy where no one changes, with the captain and quartermaster being the leads. a left-brain-right-brain dynamic (with some others in there, A.K.A carpenter/surgeon, the lancer crewmate, and disgruntled loyalist prisoner)
@moonistheking8206
@moonistheking8206 Рік тому
Yes!
@fqidz
@fqidz 3 роки тому
Quartermaster: We need to properly plan and attack so as to not lose income Captain: *BRANDING*
@usaball9190
@usaball9190 3 роки тому
Marketers Vs Financier
@MikeyLikey95
@MikeyLikey95 3 роки тому
s t o n k s
@RavemastaJ
@RavemastaJ 3 роки тому
Hey, the captain understands fighting is the opposite of what you want if you want money.
@Anonymized-name
@Anonymized-name 3 роки тому
MY BRAND ! ! !
@red__guy
@red__guy 3 роки тому
BOOP
@Chaosmech
@Chaosmech 3 роки тому
The Captain waxes poetic, the Quartermaster waxes philosophical. The swabbey waxes the deck.
@jovindsouza3407
@jovindsouza3407 3 роки тому
Underrated comment
@HaydenLau.
@HaydenLau. 3 роки тому
Class
@justyourfriendlyneighborho903
@justyourfriendlyneighborho903 3 роки тому
Haha 666th like dont ruin
@Prokerboss
@Prokerboss 3 роки тому
@@justyourfriendlyneighborho903 do ruin
@skracha2
@skracha2 3 роки тому
the powdermonkey waxes cANNONS
@CrimzinEclipse2010
@CrimzinEclipse2010 3 роки тому
CGP Grey: Releases dozens of well-researched, highly informative videos covering a broad and diverse array of subjects, in an interesting format. Also CGP Grey: Lol...booty.
@internetperson9813
@internetperson9813 2 роки тому
**Smirks** Quartermaster: Treasure
@jaxsonhedberg7515
@jaxsonhedberg7515 2 роки тому
1k likes and 1, now 2 replies? woah.
@Netherdan
@Netherdan Рік тому
@@jaxsonhedberg7515 it's a hidden gem, having only 3 replies that much likes
@Unpug
@Unpug Рік тому
Yes
@keksitzee1094
@keksitzee1094 Рік тому
Why else would you spend so much effort and time on something if it weren't to tell a booty joke?
@yutianfeng
@yutianfeng 3 роки тому
The captain is so cute "ask me about branding" WITH HIS BIG SMILE AWWW
@oaajbs
@oaajbs 3 роки тому
It blows my mind thar pirate ships had workmans comp. in an age when most businesses did not.
@kojeb
@kojeb 3 роки тому
It’s just practical. In a business outside the law, the only real way to ensure loyalty and continued employment is generous compensation for service as mob rule could just as easily descend over a pirate ship.
@MrIcenice44
@MrIcenice44 3 роки тому
right?
@gabrielnichols6428
@gabrielnichols6428 3 роки тому
@@kojeb In addition the mob was also an early innovator in areas such as health insurance, old age pensions, and workers comp. When you were in they took care of you. A reasonable precaution when people unhappy with their treatment could go to the cops. The stick was real, but the carrot made its job easier
@snowblood74
@snowblood74 3 роки тому
@@kojeb That shows how much the law is designed to benefit corporations instead of the people.
@YourLocalMairaaboo
@YourLocalMairaaboo 3 роки тому
Hey. Manpower was precious. Not like you can just barge into any inn and say "WE NEED 10 PIRATES!" No. That was just for the ones in the other side of the law.
@letrat7021
@letrat7021 3 роки тому
"i'd like to hear from the surgeon"
@Conservative4
@Conservative4 3 роки тому
I kinda want a small side from the EMPIRE.
@wppb50
@wppb50 3 роки тому
"We're out of whiskey, so you're gonna want to bite down on something, this is gonna hurt like hell."
@SunokJung1004
@SunokJung1004 3 роки тому
I want the normal pirates perspective
@maglax
@maglax 3 роки тому
Dr. Carpenter
@hummanmass
@hummanmass 3 роки тому
"I'd like to hear from the monarch"
@victoria8801
@victoria8801 2 роки тому
“Our customers don’t necessarily like to be serviced “ I love this line so much 😂😂😂😂
@Yossus
@Yossus 2 роки тому
I really like the legally distinct pirates theme playing in the background
@sylvereon
@sylvereon 3 роки тому
First rule: WE MUST CHOOE A VOTING SYSTEM
@andrewzhang8512
@andrewzhang8512 3 роки тому
lol
@mishlimon98
@mishlimon98 3 роки тому
Grey: *bursts though the wall* did someone say VOTING SYSTEM
@penumbra0182
@penumbra0182 3 роки тому
Who’s OK with Burger Barn?
@LeoStaley
@LeoStaley 3 роки тому
One vote per person, and the person with the most votes wins. Simple, Fair, Logical. Right?
@MannyXVIII
@MannyXVIII 3 роки тому
Single Transferable Vote is the only true voting system! And almost nobody uses it ...
@PoseidonSon2002
@PoseidonSon2002 3 роки тому
Can we get “how to be a pirate: surgeon edition” next
@et5216
@et5216 3 роки тому
Yes Grey can go on a rant about the medical practice of the time.
@ragnerschwarzmane3412
@ragnerschwarzmane3412 3 роки тому
Treatment 1: Saw it off. Treatment 2: Pray.
@vaclav_fejt
@vaclav_fejt 3 роки тому
@@ragnerschwarzmane3412 You forgot burning iron or molten alsphalt.
@grepgrok8735
@grepgrok8735 3 роки тому
/carpenter edition
@colton8990
@colton8990 3 роки тому
Then carpenter and an average crew
@nPhlames
@nPhlames 2 роки тому
"If there is no surgeon, the carpenter will be surgeon." Me: omg "Shocking I know, such flat and equal compensation..." THAT'S NOT THE SHOCKING PART
@TheAlps36
@TheAlps36 2 роки тому
I guess if you can saw through wood, you can saw through flesh and bone
@TribuneAquila
@TribuneAquila Рік тому
Or the cook. Filleting a fish, amputation. What's the difference really?
@Momolulu1994
@Momolulu1994 Рік тому
Well, leaving at the time, it was shocking. Imagine entering in a company and the HR start by "the CEO earn 600K a year. The HRD 450K, the common employee 300K".
@Resi1ience
@Resi1ience Рік тому
@@Momolulu1994 It's a jarringly _fair_ level of compensation that makes confusing levels of sense, given that we're talking about high seas pillagers and rapists. But it makes sense. Their business worked - it had to.
@evanjohnson1299
@evanjohnson1299 Рік тому
frankly speaking with the state of the medical field at the time your odds of survival might go up with the carpenter.
@MiserableJosephson
@MiserableJosephson 11 місяців тому
Not only an excellent overview of piracy, but also an excellent general overview of a oft overlooked economic system: the economics of crime. Bravo!
@sirrliv
@sirrliv 3 роки тому
As mentioned before, "treasure" does not always mean "gold and jewels". While lovely to have and to pay the crew with, it can often be more helpful to seize a "customer's" food or tools or repair supplies; why pay for such things in port, which may be days or weeks away, when you can take them for free right now when you need them? In extreme cases, such as if your ship is badly damaged and perhaps one big storm away from not making it to a friendly port, and/or if the "customer" you've "serviced" has a particularly nice and able ship of their own, the crew may even vote to either abandon their old ship in favor of the new or appoint one of their own as captain of their new second ship, and thus a pirate fleet is born. In short, the rule is thus: On the high seas, you cannot fill bellies with gold, you cannot patch holes with jewels. So take what you need the most, be it bullion or boards, silver or salt pork, gemstones or gunpowder.
@hearing4267
@hearing4267 3 роки тому
Take what you want (and what you need), because a pirate is free! You are a pirate???
@wierdalien1
@wierdalien1 3 роки тому
@@hearing4267 give nothing back
@joshuakevinserdan9331
@joshuakevinserdan9331 3 роки тому
Because this has not been mentioned, I'm just imagining your words being said by CGP. lol
@joratto2833
@joratto2833 3 роки тому
Great pastiche of CGP
@creapyalbinofish
@creapyalbinofish 3 роки тому
@@OwOstrich gonna have a pimped out ship when this is over.
@MarceauD
@MarceauD 3 роки тому
I love how Grey completely changes his voice for the Quartermaster compared to the joyful Captain.
@0Raik
@0Raik 3 роки тому
_"I know right! It's hilarious!"_
@questionablekumquat4484
@questionablekumquat4484 3 роки тому
Raik how did you use italics?
@gre3nishsinx0Rgold4
@gre3nishsinx0Rgold4 3 роки тому
I like the Quartermaster voice better.
@0Raik
@0Raik 3 роки тому
*_"It's the voice I was given just like the gold of this cup chose its form."_*
@0Raik
@0Raik 3 роки тому
@@questionablekumquat4484 You don't 'use' _italics,_ they use you. You need to go to _Italy,_ where all the _italics_ are created and ask the goddess for her blessing... Then add '_' at the beginning of a word and the end. It can be the whole phrase as long as the 'underscore' is touching a word (one at the beginning and one at the end). * for *bold* _ for _italics_ - for -not really lol-
@Asmallcorneroftheinternet
@Asmallcorneroftheinternet 3 роки тому
The captain is the one you'd want to talk too. And the Quartermaster is the one you need to talk too.
@stevedaguy9639
@stevedaguy9639 2 роки тому
It took me a while to realize that this was just a super simplified version of how worker coops work but dressed as pirate business.
@l.u.i.s._.8452
@l.u.i.s._.8452 3 роки тому
the captain: branding the quatermaster: accounting
@danielblack4190
@danielblack4190 3 роки тому
The crew: argh-ness
@heyhoe168
@heyhoe168 3 роки тому
Crue: Yaarrrrrrrrrrrr!
@xexpaguette
@xexpaguette 3 роки тому
The Empire: Whiteness.
@watayukikimihyra7132
@watayukikimihyra7132 3 роки тому
A certain (cosplayer?) Private captain: AHOYYYYYYY!!
@kevinboros7427
@kevinboros7427 3 роки тому
The carpenter: surgeoning
@MatthewChenIsAwesome
@MatthewChenIsAwesome 3 роки тому
I like how the quartermaster only ever _slightly_ smiles at 5:37, when he's looking at money
@ratamacue0320
@ratamacue0320 3 роки тому
Good eye! Aye.
@manictiger
@manictiger 3 роки тому
You see mere gold, but I see the health of the ship, its company and its crew. I see our reputation. I see bigger cannons and better shot. I see better food that lasts longer, as we venture further and further into new riches to plunder. I see opportunity. I see the seeds of a giant orchard waiting to be planted and grown. I do not just see mere gold.
@IrvingIV
@IrvingIV 3 роки тому
@@manictiger Holy shit that's an awesome quote. Is it yours to claim, or have you recounted it from elsewhere? Either way, thank you.
@theapexsurvivor9538
@theapexsurvivor9538 3 роки тому
@@manictiger Aye, and wenches and booze besides!
@lil__shmeat
@lil__shmeat Рік тому
Captain Grey: "Pirate life is amazing if you've got the guts!!" Quartermaster Grey: "Yeah let me tell you the reality, kid"
@possiblename6957
@possiblename6957 2 роки тому
One interesting observation I've made is that at the end of each video, the recruit points to the other video, but in the captain video, he refers to the quartermaster as 'that guy', whereas in this video he refers to the captain as the captain, representing the symbolism that the captain holds and the ambiguous yet important role the quartermaster plays.
@GhostBombGames
@GhostBombGames 3 роки тому
"9-5 for minimum wage" is supposed to sound bad but in reality colonial sailors of the empire probably worked much longer hours for much less pay.
@misterZalli
@misterZalli 3 роки тому
No wonder they joined pirates. Cruel debasement like that does things to a man.
@multiplyx100
@multiplyx100 3 роки тому
No matter what the average conditions of a time, they will seem normal, depending on the conditions experienced growing up. We are often fed up with our current conditions and yet arguably they are far better than at any previous time for our species, or for any species.
@misterZalli
@misterZalli 3 роки тому
@@multiplyx100 If you take into account even the history of human civilization, which is over 10,000 years old, you could say that in a sense the few hundred years in the past are still basically a part of our current time. And they do share a lot of similarities with the present, such as the horrible treatment of the very people who make the civilization work, and the tyranny of leaders and bosses. While many things are better, the advancements have never been shared this unequally in human history (many places are still living in the past of 100 years ago, and some are even worse), and we have still a lot of work to do, which needs fundamental change and cannot be done with just better technology.
@Dayvit78
@Dayvit78 3 роки тому
They worked watches. There were 3 watches. So, yes they did have about 8 hours of work/day. Excepting battle or storms. The hard part was simply the work itself. Have you ever tried to furl or unfurl a sail?
@misterZalli
@misterZalli 3 роки тому
@@Dayvit78 They could've also been paid properly, and given comnfortable living conditions, if the social order had been more equitable. Same for now, except almost everyone could work for much less hours with the help of all of our technology.
@Drekromancer
@Drekromancer 3 роки тому
"So what'd you get your degree in?" "Pirate Economics"
@enkryptron
@enkryptron 3 роки тому
Welcome aboard matey!
@pro-ductionspelis2455
@pro-ductionspelis2455 3 роки тому
During my Econ degree my professor liked to spend a lot of time discussing Pirate contracts and their relevance in Game Theory lol
@vladtepes5244
@vladtepes5244 3 роки тому
YwarI was the ikdeAcn Wiob
@Zenigundam
@Zenigundam 3 роки тому
I got my BA in English, but pirate economics have always come naturally to me. That's how I got a free PS4 and half of my PS4 games at Best Buy. Just gotta know where the blind spots are 😈
@0Arcoverde
@0Arcoverde 3 роки тому
@@pro-ductionspelis2455 where could a simpleton find such contracts?
@captainremington5109
@captainremington5109 3 роки тому
Fun fact: The Pirate's Code or rather the Captain's or Ship's Code, was a legitimate form of contract, the most popular by far was Captain Henry Morgan's. In which crew was vastly compensated for pillaging, plundering, and even compensated for losing a limb or an eye. It's no wonder he was the richest man in the world.
@dallasrover5515
@dallasrover5515 3 роки тому
These two videos might be my favorites that Grey has ever done. Not only do you learn about pirates, but about branding and economics, too. :)
@daca8395
@daca8395 2 роки тому
And organised labour and workplace democracy...
@sprightlyoaf9583
@sprightlyoaf9583 3 роки тому
"Saw skills? Why did he put saw skills in the matrix?" 2 minutes later: "Oh. Oh dear."
@Sef_Era
@Sef_Era 3 роки тому
Yea, that’s not a bone saw. That’s a wood saw, using that to cut off a limb is a good way to get dead. You want a lot of fine teeth, not a few big ones. But then, this is me it the 21st century, is a 1st world country, saying this. You do what you have to do to survive.
@josephdomshy4068
@josephdomshy4068 3 роки тому
@@Sef_Era any good carpenter will have a rough saw for large cuts and a fine saw for finish joinery (surprisingly important as a shipwright back in the day). The fine-toothed saw, assuming properly cleaned (conveniently, a little soap and brine works pretty well), it would be serviceable as a bone saw.
@SaberusTerras
@SaberusTerras 3 роки тому
It's really only in the past century or so that surgeons didn't immediately jump to amputation for battle-related injury. They were called sawbones for a reason.
@peka2478
@peka2478 3 роки тому
Yeah i at first thought it meant savv skills. "Oh. Oh, dear" for me as well :)
@pixelnaut6271
@pixelnaut6271 3 роки тому
Thanks for pointing that out, now I can't stop laughing lol.
@arcisle5162
@arcisle5162 3 роки тому
I feel like the justification that "if we don't do it someone else will" is the beginning of a lot of really questionable decisions.
@maxmichalik4938
@maxmichalik4938 3 роки тому
Also known as capitalism.
@Veylon
@Veylon 3 роки тому
Yes. But also consider that if you want to make the thing being done stop, no amount of blaming/removing the person currently doing it is enough. Hanging lots of pirates doesn't stop piracy all by itself.
@zainiikhwan9405
@zainiikhwan9405 3 роки тому
This two video is really dark albeit the cheerful presentation.....
@TheInsomniaddict
@TheInsomniaddict 3 роки тому
The whole point of entrepreneurship is to find or create niches that haven't been exploited yet. Piracy was a pretty big niche.
@VidyaGamingOfficial
@VidyaGamingOfficial 3 роки тому
@@maxmichalik4938 So you're saying Pirates are the pinnacle of libertarian right? Sign me the fuck up..
@Unpug
@Unpug Рік тому
Love the captain's personality being showed throughout the entire video, looking down and checking on them when they were in the BOOTY room, looking out the canon window because the sea was more interesting, giggling at the quartermaster saying booty, always being so cheeky and excited about treasure and battle, not seeming to care much about anything else and just leaving it to the quartermaster, and more!
@gino14
@gino14 3 роки тому
Every crew, be it an Army Company or Navy Ship, needs a CO and XO. One must be thoughtful, his counterpart must be charismatic. It does not matter which is which; as long as each are present and both work together. In this case, the Captain is charismatic, and the Quartermaster is thoughtful.
@nathanfitzgerald2596
@nathanfitzgerald2596 3 роки тому
0:50 Already, Grey is showing his love for the humble hexagon...
@henriquetolentino1055
@henriquetolentino1055 3 роки тому
I thought it was a civ reference
@dlibby4979
@dlibby4979 3 роки тому
Its the bestagon!
@muhwyndham
@muhwyndham 3 роки тому
@@henriquetolentino1055 it is Catan reference, and also Bestagon
@LynchtheFinch
@LynchtheFinch 3 роки тому
hexagons... are the bestagons
@smartart6841
@smartart6841 3 роки тому
And triangles and many othr shapes wanna be the bestagon but that woukd be the hexagon
@AMNG1994
@AMNG1994 3 роки тому
Why is CGP Grey suddenly interested in the logic and business model of pirates? And also is there a Google Form to fill up? Asking for a friend.
@Archflip
@Archflip 3 роки тому
He read a book about it and adapted it to this format. The Invisible Hook. He recommends it in the description. Same thing with Rules and Rulers, which was adapted from The Dictator's Handbook. As for why those books caught his eye, because they explore the pragmatic side of very broadly chaotic concepts (such as piracy or dictatorship) which appeals to him personally?
@evergreen6702
@evergreen6702 3 роки тому
He's convincing his subs to join up, I for one would love to be part of Grey Beard's crew
@anothergermanmapper7754
@anothergermanmapper7754 3 роки тому
Evergreen Where can I sign up?
@liberty.b.r
@liberty.b.r 3 роки тому
@@anothergermanmapper7754 Here on the dotted line. .................
@grilledflatbread4692
@grilledflatbread4692 3 роки тому
He must be playing Eve Online, that's why there's fewer videos.
@alecxander9573
@alecxander9573 2 роки тому
"In our societal and technological environment, an economic niche exists. And this incorporation of pirates fills its shape as whiskey fills a barrel. Such is life. The motions we choose (are) but the sum of forces upon us. I became a pirate as the gold in this grail chose its form. The both of us (are) now cogs of this machine that profits on the high seas or perishes." - The quartermaster of Pirate Inc., 2020 -
@galloviking4766
@galloviking4766 3 роки тому
"If there is no surgeon, the carpenter will be surgeon." Does he get twice the pay?
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 3 роки тому
No, because that wouldn't be equal
@ClassyName
@ClassyName 3 роки тому
Depends on the pirate crew
@HiHi-lh3ps
@HiHi-lh3ps 2 роки тому
I think he'd just get 1 1/2 shares like the quartermaster because while he's doing both jobs he's only one man so both quarters are only added to his one share
@Teixas666
@Teixas666 2 роки тому
guess its up ot how the contract for the voyage is setup. but considering the importance of the role in minimizing loss of people, i'd say it would be fair.
@heatseeker9573
@heatseeker9573 2 роки тому
He should
@GoneZombie
@GoneZombie 3 роки тому
Lots of commenters seem pretty sold on the pirating life as presented here, but just remember that the quartermaster is speaking from survivorship bias.
@yahyachothia
@yahyachothia 3 роки тому
What do you mean? And yes. I know what the survivorship bias is.
@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986
@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 3 роки тому
Yahya Chothia only a good quartermaster that keeps his head down and gets on with the work and who’s crew does their jobs well will live to tell the tale and a good quartermaster has quite a boring lifestyle
@GoneZombie
@GoneZombie 3 роки тому
@@yahyachothia I mostly mean it in the literal sense. Some crews were quite successful, but pirating is risky business and many crews died on the job, starved at sea, or returned unsuccessful with nothing to show for their efforts but warrants for their arrest. QM doesn't hide this, after all, but he does glide to other topics rather quickly.
@eavyeavy2864
@eavyeavy2864 3 роки тому
@@GoneZombie which is what reality is
@MontageLegacy
@MontageLegacy 3 роки тому
@@GoneZombie but like...he doesn't glorify it?
@guentherhunter
@guentherhunter 3 роки тому
The customers of piracy aren’t the victims, the customers are the fences willing to buy discounted stolen goods. The victims are “suppliers” subject to “intensive negotiating tactics”
@Mista_Sista
@Mista_Sista 3 роки тому
You sound like you have a degree in marketing (from the PR expertise, not the economics).
@ratamacue0320
@ratamacue0320 3 роки тому
I thought that initially, too. But then, these "customers" give the servicers money.
@maxmichalik4938
@maxmichalik4938 3 роки тому
@Ragnar Some ships just carried/carry around a lot of money, but for most the transport of value was something else.
@jasonschuler2256
@jasonschuler2256 3 роки тому
@Ragnar It's a myth that pirates buried their treasure. It may have happened very rarely, but pirates didn't expect to live very long, so they pretty much spent their -booty- treasure on alcohol and women as quickly as possible.
@jdotoz
@jdotoz 3 роки тому
The victims are treated as a passive resource to be harvested, like ore, livestock, or grain. Like mining, pirating can be dangerous work. Unlike mining, it doesn't actually produce anything of value - it just changes value's possession - and is actually destructive of value when you factor in the damage to target vessels and crew along with waste like the extra security that is needed to confront piracy.
@captncutlass4050
@captncutlass4050 2 роки тому
I love all of the historical flags you recreated at 1:54 in your stick figure style, really neat.
@gmbirb5319
@gmbirb5319 3 роки тому
Pirates: Looting and Killing Also Pirates: B R A N D I N G
@jaiparwani4279
@jaiparwani4279 3 роки тому
Who owns the pirate ship?
3 роки тому
Technically they all do. Shareholders all.
@simon_the_dank_boi4449
@simon_the_dank_boi4449 3 роки тому
well so wad du u do ohhh i do B R A N D I N G = 0
@jaiparwani4279
@jaiparwani4279 3 роки тому
@ they are all poor someone had to bring it
@KikomochiMendoza
@KikomochiMendoza 3 роки тому
Also also Pirates: Economic Equilibrium of Supply and Demand... for Booty
@Polaris5664
@Polaris5664 3 роки тому
Quartermaster: *facts and logic* Captain: YARR HARR PIRATE SPEAK AND ALLITERATION AHOY!
@mr.boomguy
@mr.boomguy 3 роки тому
BRANDING🌈!!!
@hermannbose2125
@hermannbose2125 3 роки тому
@Mycel I think this is a Monkey Island joke right ?
@SEJIBAQUI475
@SEJIBAQUI475 3 роки тому
@Mycel My BRAND
@Valery0p5
@Valery0p5 3 роки тому
Lol, limewire
@OlleLindestad
@OlleLindestad 3 роки тому
Snowflake quartermaster DESTROYED with YAR HARRS and ALLITERATION
@lostbutfreesoul
@lostbutfreesoul 2 роки тому
I keep returning to this, every few months, because the thought fascinates me: A modern business running on one of those pirate charters... no investors, just crew!
@chrisprice8112
@chrisprice8112 2 роки тому
Such businesses exist - they're called co-operatives. They're relatively uncommon because despite the obvious benefits to workers of such a setup, conventional corporations have better access to capital, a more consistent profit motive for expansion, often more competitive margins due to lower wages, and (usually) stabler leadership. Still, some do succeed, and the world would probably be a better place if they comprised mroe of the economy.
@anachronity9002
@anachronity9002 2 роки тому
This makes me want to have an absolute deadpan business-minded quartermaster in my next D&D game
@Lucas-qx3fo
@Lucas-qx3fo 3 роки тому
'We must act, even though our customers don't want to be serviced' *Modern problems require modern solutions*
@andrewzhang8512
@andrewzhang8512 3 роки тому
-CPG GREY
@beckettthirion3147
@beckettthirion3147 3 роки тому
Telemarketers in a shellnut (unless the customers call you then that doesn't count as not wanting to be serviced)
@czacik333
@czacik333 3 роки тому
@@beckettthirion3147 at least telemarketers don't torture their clients to death
@bawicz0
@bawicz0 3 роки тому
Poo poo pee pee 😤😤😤😤😤😤😡😡😡😡😡😡😠😠😠😠😠😠😠👿👿👿👿👿
@andrewzhang8512
@andrewzhang8512 3 роки тому
@@bawicz0 wtf
@kayraaa2646
@kayraaa2646 3 роки тому
IMPORTANT NOTE ABOUT “PIRATE PORTS”! 6:03 It should be noted that “Pirate-friendly ports” were a product of the same economy as... pirates. You’ll find good examples not in the Caribbean but in the poor, underdeveloped and *shallow* ports of North Africa, where legal trade was... unviable. Some ports were just doomed to being “pirate friendly” because of their geography. Such ports were frequented by Ottoman pirates and the pirates’ booty (which includes vital supplies that are much harder to buy legally) fed the ports. P.S. Do note that I’m just paraphrasing Turkish historian Emrah Safa Gürkan.
@honorarymancunian7433
@honorarymancunian7433 3 роки тому
Heh... 'booty'
@eggeggedict5847
@eggeggedict5847 3 роки тому
Honorary Mancunian i was gonna day that
@ddis29
@ddis29 3 роки тому
+
@TV---kn2rl
@TV---kn2rl 3 роки тому
It seems like such an insane amount of human history is determined by geography. Grey should do a video on it
@LoLontheBoard
@LoLontheBoard 3 роки тому
coğrafya kaderdir
@CraigTheCriminal
@CraigTheCriminal 3 роки тому
"I would like to hear from the captain" "I would like to hear from the quartermaster" "I would like to hear from the surgeon" "I would like to hear from the carpenter" "I would like to hear from the crew" "I would like to hear from the public" "I would like to hear from the dock workers" "I would like to hear from the captain of that empire's ship" "I would like to hear from the empire" "I would like to hear from the empire's crew" "I would like to hear from Fritz."
@drunks1nner298
@drunks1nner298 3 роки тому
I would actually like to hear from Fritz
@pedropedrohan102
@pedropedrohan102 2 роки тому
who's Fritz
@CraigTheCriminal
@CraigTheCriminal 2 роки тому
@@pedropedrohan102 the guy selling fish in his boat right next to the pirates
@pedropedrohan102
@pedropedrohan102 2 роки тому
@@CraigTheCriminal ok
@gingerlicious3500
@gingerlicious3500 3 роки тому
4:18 All hail the almighty Supply and Demand graph, that which has toppled empires and built civilizations.
@bluecocacola
@bluecocacola 3 роки тому
CGP GREY: makes intelligent comments and gives insightful knowledge Also him : *giggles while saying biggest booty*
@lhistorienchipoteur9968
@lhistorienchipoteur9968 3 роки тому
Not him. The captain and the recruit.
@archdruidbookwalter951
@archdruidbookwalter951 3 роки тому
"That is the law of equivalent exchange!"
@DanC8111_
@DanC8111_ 3 роки тому
Coolman1938 Yes who voices the captain and recruit?
@user-nk8zx1yw8s
@user-nk8zx1yw8s 3 роки тому
Dan C The captain and recruit dummy
@Reczack
@Reczack 3 роки тому
It's not just any booty, it's the biggest booty.
@eatfruitsalad345
@eatfruitsalad345 3 роки тому
5:37 love how the quartermaster's sleepy eyes open up when he sees the money hahahaha
@Couchpotaytoooo
@Couchpotaytoooo 3 роки тому
And he smiles
@yndndbehdhdhbs4161
@yndndbehdhdhbs4161 3 роки тому
N I C E
@menggokil2004
@menggokil2004 2 роки тому
Its bussiness
@TribuneAquila
@TribuneAquila Рік тому
Think of how many spreadsheets that can be filled out with all that boo-...Treasure
@vale.antoni
@vale.antoni Рік тому
Who doesn't like booty? Booty be licious.
@ManoredRed
@ManoredRed 2 роки тому
Carpenter: "How different can fixing bones be from fixing furniture, really?"
@Ksix1
@Ksix1 Рік тому
I am exactly the right kind of high for this. The Quartermasters "quotation fingers" killed me. Still dead lmao
@MartinLeong25
@MartinLeong25 3 роки тому
From robots to tumbleweed to missile facility to pirates. God damn grey
@warhead811
@warhead811 3 роки тому
...gotta love this amazing shift in career fields every week or so
@Aereto
@Aereto 3 роки тому
K.K. Slider is that one other cool dog who has been places.
@xanpenguin754
@xanpenguin754 3 роки тому
Gotta say 24 hours of death was my favourite though.
@hexa3389
@hexa3389 3 роки тому
And the forgotten 1st episode of the series on American Indians. I want the rest of that series so bad.
@Void-cn6rn
@Void-cn6rn 3 роки тому
Jack of all trades, master of... also all trades.
@JTKatz07
@JTKatz07 3 роки тому
5:36 the only time the Quartermaster smiles is when looking at the profits.
@drone_better7757
@drone_better7757 3 роки тому
It's also the only time the applicant whistles.
@fish9468
@fish9468 3 роки тому
Drone_Better nope! 3:32
@maxmichalik4938
@maxmichalik4938 3 роки тому
Well, the quartermaster inevitably must be someone who wants big riches and is willing to risk his life for it and break all laws as well.
@Atlas-pn6jv
@Atlas-pn6jv Рік тому
It's been more than two years, and I'm still stuck in the endless cycle of listening to the Captain and the Quartermaster... When will this hell end?
@dorol6375
@dorol6375 Рік тому
0:13 just noticed during the 5th or so view that that sign has words all starting with f
@dorol6375
@dorol6375 Рік тому
And he only got three coins
@hiparthparth
@hiparthparth 3 роки тому
"Working 9-5 on a ship of the empire for minimum wage.... ....as banal days pass eroding the dreams and aspirations of your younger self. Leaving you at the end to wonder how it all slipped away." Eerily real
@Gamesaucer
@Gamesaucer 3 роки тому
That's a relatable fear in all ages, I imagine.
@edparker1143
@edparker1143 3 роки тому
It's a really interesting idea that the only thing standing between the average man and total lawlessness, is economic incentive.
@PsychoticusRex
@PsychoticusRex 3 роки тому
Someone just walked over my grave real.
@Gregory_Swan
@Gregory_Swan 3 роки тому
@kie Nice bait.
@Merlincat007
@Merlincat007 3 роки тому
@kie This is pasta, right?
@brokeneyes6615
@brokeneyes6615 3 роки тому
“ what’s genetics?” “ doesn’t matter.” Best
@user-pz6kq2tv9m
@user-pz6kq2tv9m 3 роки тому
I like how the captain is everywhere lol he is so cute and very enthusiastic about recruiting him 🥰
@Eclipsed_Archon
@Eclipsed_Archon 2 роки тому
how Grey can do two different characters without really changing his voice at all, just the delivery, and still have them sound like two very different characters is... Well it's talent, really... True talent
@SerpentStare
@SerpentStare 3 роки тому
I love the way you've set up the classic tonal difference between Marketing side and Accounting side within the popular, memetic, and terrifyingly cruel (in reality) world of piracy. Including a fair bit of the stereotypical difference in attitude. Accountants and their ilk are joked to be dull, humorless, over-reliant on rules and without initiative or creativity. Conversely, salesmen and their ilk are joked to be unscrupulous, immoral and manipulative, without regard for truth and honesty. I heard it said in business school that generally students either loved Marketing and hated Accounting or the reverse, and there's a mote of truth to that; Many students I knew found the rules of accounting confusing and exceedingly dull... Whereas I found the "right answers" in marketing to be infuriatingly arbitrary. Of course, business demands some success of both sides to function well.
@ZoeCalico
@ZoeCalico 2 роки тому
I'm definitely never joking when I say that marketers are unscrupulous, immoral, and manipulative, without regard for truth and honesty.
@dornald7103
@dornald7103 3 роки тому
The last video was good as hell.
@IshanJain
@IshanJain 3 роки тому
but hell isnt good at all
@Kajthepiccolo
@Kajthepiccolo 3 роки тому
@@IshanJain he meant heck but he wanted to be cool.
@IshanJain
@IshanJain 3 роки тому
@@Kajthepiccolo kewl
@poedameron8057
@poedameron8057 3 роки тому
THE EARTH ID REACHING THE TEMPERATURE OF HELL AND GREY NEEDS TO MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT IT
@roguishpaladin
@roguishpaladin 3 роки тому
*boop*
@Resi1ience
@Resi1ience Рік тому
This is a whole new take on high seas piracy that I never actually considered, and it makes sense. You can't just gather a bunch of friends, go and plunder without issues, fight other ships willy nilly and get into sword fights without considering the cost-benefit ratio. Of course piracy would be more like a democratic enterprise than anything else. Contracts ease the transitions of power and payment for work which would have to happen one way or another. Anything else would cause infighting and a very failed pirate ship.
@nurainiarsad7395
@nurainiarsad7395 Рік тому
it also makes you think about the social contract of the world in which this makes sense. it’s a world where lots of treasure were being shipped around (worth pirating), and yet the average guy sees nothing but a pittance of it (so little hope that risking the law might be worth it).
@Elmacheto
@Elmacheto 3 роки тому
I'm stuck in the loop... it has been weeks
@grimmpotat6911
@grimmpotat6911 3 роки тому
I'd like to hear... From the captain
@aetu35
@aetu35 3 роки тому
"I'd like to talk to the captain first." He dies like that. He gets stuck in a loop of asking the captain and the quartermaster until the heat death of the universe.
@ancientswordrage
@ancientswordrage 3 роки тому
Perfect analogy for Grey's occasional indecision
@googiegress7459
@googiegress7459 3 роки тому
But by doing so he locks the two and their ship and crew in the same loop, preventing them from raiding. For which the applicant is paid under the table by the Empire.
@NaNA-cb4vz
@NaNA-cb4vz 3 роки тому
“What’s genetics?” “Doesn’t matter”
@TheOnyomiMaster
@TheOnyomiMaster 3 роки тому
The econ 101 graph is just as much an anachronism.
@lhistorienchipoteur9968
@lhistorienchipoteur9968 3 роки тому
@@TheOnyomiMaster Sometimes, you just have to let anachronisms through to make your audience understand, especially when it's a quick clear simplified video about a special topic.
@ToastyMozart
@ToastyMozart 3 роки тому
@@TheOnyomiMaster I suspect the basics of "sell things for as much as people will pay you for" has been around a great bit longer than the pirate days, if not in the same exact terms.
@Bloodlyshiva
@Bloodlyshiva 3 роки тому
They know genetics/breeding as it relates to animals.
@ineedtoeatcake
@ineedtoeatcake Рік тому
0:53 He’s basically saying we act in accordance with physical law and do not have free will without overly stating that. How clever and profound
@carson8290
@carson8290 3 роки тому
1:30 When the anime studio blows its whole budget on that one fight scene
@7000_Skeletons
@7000_Skeletons 3 роки тому
I love how the Captain is so enthusiastic while the Quarter Master just takes him to one side and explains his job in the same way that he would be explaining tax returns.
@Julian-re2ey
@Julian-re2ey 3 роки тому
Like in the video said, the captain is mostly there to entertain the crew, otherwise the crew will elect another captain, except in battle. So a good captain has probably a very enthusiastic character. A quartermaster to check the books, the rations etc. So there personalities in the video are very fitting for there job.
@ShroudedWolf51
@ShroudedWolf51 3 роки тому
@@AlvarVraal Except, things always go wrong in battle. And, the captain needs to secure his position so that the wrongs of the battle don't get assigned to him. Therefore, the captain entertains and has to be charismatic and endlessly enthusiastic to keep the public opinion of the crew on his side.
@TheIllusiveMan11
@TheIllusiveMan11 3 роки тому
"How to be a Pirate: Crewmen Edition"
@risk5485
@risk5485 3 роки тому
TheSilentKing yessss
@SilliesrShark109
@SilliesrShark109 3 роки тому
That’ll be fun to see!
@georgy2596
@georgy2596 3 роки тому
How to be a pirate: Sam o’nella edition
@potatoandbacon1925
@potatoandbacon1925 3 роки тому
Empire edition please ))))
@josh_boak
@josh_boak 3 роки тому
Crewman: Don't die.
@Gromveka1
@Gromveka1 3 роки тому
I cannot express how much this makes my accountant heart happy!
@101Crock
@101Crock 2 роки тому
I really wish more companies would follow the business model of “share the profits”.
@Devedrus
@Devedrus 3 роки тому
Some say he's still putting off his decision to this day.
@AndyZach
@AndyZach 3 роки тому
Bouncing from the captain to the quartermaster. Myself, I'd like to be quartermaster, but not on a pirate ship.
@scarletjunyi
@scarletjunyi 3 роки тому
I like how when the quartermaster starts talking about costs and accounting of pirating, the captain just looks out of the porthole because he's more interested in "branding" These details make me love grey's videos so so much
@milx7210
@milx7210 3 роки тому
Time stamp?
@soundofez
@soundofez 2 роки тому
@@milx7210 5:46
@milx7210
@milx7210 2 роки тому
@@soundofez thx
@Unpug
@Unpug Рік тому
The entire video, there are so many details that showed the captain doing things that show his very unique personality
@revenant-music
@revenant-music 2 роки тому
This makes pirates sound like the nicest people ever.
@scottydog6713
@scottydog6713 2 роки тому
neither of these videos have deterred me from piracy, in fact they reinforce it. i love the brand and i love the organization
@frederik7338
@frederik7338 3 роки тому
I clicked for pirate fun facts. Ended up watching an explenation of the difference bewtween a Workers cooperative and and regular capitalist owned business. Well played Sir, Well played.
@Nonaryfame
@Nonaryfame 3 роки тому
Yes he gets it!
@Junosensei
@Junosensei 3 роки тому
CGP Grey: "These videos show us that pirates aren't like the movies." Also CGP Grey: "I wonder what BGM I should use for these videos..."
@CaptainBill22
@CaptainBill22 3 роки тому
Not only are they different from what we see in the movies, they often worked FOR the Empire and not against it. Britain was well known for issuing Letters of Marque that gave permission to people to be privateers. To their enemies, they were pirates. Sir Francis Drake was very famous pirate/privateer and war hero.
@wppb50
@wppb50 3 роки тому
​@@CaptainBill22 The Spanish all despise him! But to the British He's a hero And they idolize him! It's how you look at buccaneers That makes us bad or good, And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood!
@garrettjensen5035
@garrettjensen5035 3 роки тому
@@wppb50 10/10 movie quote
@alanequest7812
@alanequest7812 Рік тому
This is great! You should make a modern day version with public corporations vs private start ups, which is basically the exact same thing
@annakareninacamara6580
@annakareninacamara6580 Рік тому
Damn I came here from the How to be Pirate Captain video, and now I'm stuck in a eternal loop between both vids
@mistertwister2000
@mistertwister2000 3 роки тому
The Captain describing piracy: :D The Quartermaster describing piracy: :I
@MatthewChenIsAwesome
@MatthewChenIsAwesome 3 роки тому
The pirate describing piracy: :c (at least according to Sam o'nella)
@rodrikforrester6989
@rodrikforrester6989 3 роки тому
The Empire describing piracy: D:
@skyscall
@skyscall 3 роки тому
The viewer describing piracy: :D
@The360MlgNoscoper
@The360MlgNoscoper 3 роки тому
The Empire sailor describing piracy: ;(
@LIETUVIS10STUDIO1
@LIETUVIS10STUDIO1 3 роки тому
I don't know, large profits, ability to leave at any time, good benefits and having input sounds like a damn good deal.
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