Be the first to know when my New Clothes Drop!! Go to Ottobykris.com ❤😊🎉

Who else appreciates how Kris respects and talks about Jay, instead of just acting like he’s not there and he’s just behind the scenes 😊

Your fear of the house catching fire while naked ACTUALLY happened to me. I was taking a shower at the time, home alone, female, 13 years old. I climbed out the bathroom window naked as the hallway was on fire and couldn't go that way. Wrapped the towel around my face to keep the smoke out. My grandpa called me the streaker for a while, lol. Everything turned out fine.

The things I did, Tell white lies, pick teeth rarely when food is suck, pretend to be in a music video (more than probally should), have converstations with pets (My kitty just meows, as i'm like Jimmy, respond, RESPOND, or i'll baby them), pretends to be interviewed (a little too often then needed), shut all doors before sleeping EVERY single tine. And i'm so impresssed how much time Kris puts into her video, thank you.

6:45 I love scary/horror movies but I wouldn’t get past that one without crying and having to sleep with the lights on

The "living in a music video while it's raining" bit is soooooo accurate 😂. Thanks, Kris, for normalizing all of our weirdo tendencies!! 🤣❤️

I love that Kris' videos make me feel less like a weirdo and more like an empowered and validated weirdo!

I love when jay shows up in the videos it’s the literal best ❤❤❤

i love how Kris is always respectful, say we look good at every single start of video, is super funny without saying cuss words or being vulgar, and for me she is my confort youtuber if i feel bad

I just love how Jay occasionally come over in almost every video, not to disturb Kris but as a friend. I love their dynamic and I love them separately. 😂

Kris puts all her kindness and hard work to Jay

13:16 "MMM, METALLY" 🤣🤣🤣 What's even funnier is that I agree with her🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jay must be the most invested editor on this platform! Honorable man.

I need a mini series of Jay loosing the plot in every video now! *spins around like a crazy person* “DoEs A bEaR sHiT iN tHe WoOdS?” 😂

3:04 I love Olivia rodgrio-❤

They’re so unbothered they’re just like yes we do have a clip and khris is like no no totally don’t

I love how Kris actually takes care of Jay, unlike most creators who don't bring up their editors, Kris even includes Jay in her videos

Kris has given us so many compliments over the years but the compliment she gave us this time around at 7:21 is honestly the most life affirming most deep and personal compliment she has ever given. Thank you Kris. I hope you get to live out your own monster lover fantasy ❤😂

6:35 same here. I would tell someone I wanna watch the human centipede and they'd stare like 😀

Kris: "your psychotic if you leave a door open...." Me: (Having no bedroom door lol)

Let's appreciate the fact that she compliments us in almost every video 😭 Also, thank you for all the likes!! I've never gotten this many before!!

Can we just appreciate the fact that Kris tries to smell good and gives us compliments for her videos? Luv u Kris :D

Kris be like”if u leave doors open I hope a demon comes inside you😂”

8:24 LITTERLY PAUSED AND TRYED IT I CONFIRM IT IS SOOOO GOOODDD

We should definitely organise a huge sleepover with Kris to figure out if we talk in our sleep. I will take my stuffed animal and my own toothbrush. Bring our pets to talk to and talk to ourselves, because we probably won't talk with eachother. We can watch weird movies, go to the gym afterwards and have fries with ice-cream.

Kris, I just wanna say you basically saved my life. My mom just got diagnosed with breast cancer and I’ve been having a hard time as I found out on Thursday. As soon as I saw you posted this morning, I felt a lot better. I love this video. Thank you Kris. Love you ❤❤❤.

10:50 BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEPBEEEPEPBEEEPBEEEEEEEEEEEP.

10:05 are you okay lol. I don’t know why I laughed so hard knowing that bit

Isn't it great how Kris makes clothes for us, calls us beautiful, compliments us, does the weirdest Sh!t for entirteinment and always reminds us how beautiful we are! luv u kris!

I love how more and more Jay is becoming a part of the videos, we love you jay

8:25 I Highly agree!❤

I love the fact Kris not only take ether time to make great videos, but acknowledges that someone is helping her and lets him get in on it 🥰 not a lot of people do that!

I knew a woman who took a shower before going to see her OB/GYN and just to make absolutely sure she sprayed on a bit of deodarant. The doctor took a look and said, "My, aren't we fancy." It wasn't deodorant, it was her kid's glitter hairspray.

Imagine walking by Jays house and here him ranting through the walls. 8:33

i love your videos on yputube kris we love how kind you are to to people out there we love you kallmekris

Fries and ice cream are the combo of eternity

11:46 XD I CANT STOP LAUGHING! "HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN?🤣

I just wanna say i appreciate very much when Jay comes in. What he has to add works so well with your content! Thank you BOTH for the smiles!

"I hope a demon comes, and comes inside of you." ...O-okay, thanks- thanks, Kris. :')

I definitely talk in my sleep, but sometimes, I either laugh or sing in my sleep as well😂😂😂 I love ya Kris❤❤❤❤ your my fav

I buy jars of pickles, drink the juice, and throw the pickles away (they're too hard). When I talk to myself, I always answer back. My self-talking is always a two-way conversation. Annnnnd, am I the only one who keeps locking my car until it beeps? No beep, I'm not sure if the car really complied. Embrace the weird! Love your videos, Kris!!

I've been trying to spread the "fries in ice cream" movement among my friends who think I'm crazy, so thanks for the quote and support! 😆💪

13:17 I agree, I’ve always thought it tasted like metal

I like the metallic taste of blood :)

Kris, not ONE of your cringiest moments have been while creating Riley and/or her extended family. They were brilliant! Never downplay that!

Kris: I have no cringy moments Also Kris: 0:08 3:09 7:22 7:54 10:04 10:13 11:52 12:02 13:13

As soon as you said the stuff about talking in your sleep a part of a song in Epic the Musical flooded into my head. 😂

Yes, love it.

Kris: So, how weird are you? Me: YES. I believe that sums up about 99% of all the KMK fandom... not that it's a bad thing 😁Anyway, thanks for the opportunity to find more weird and slightly disturbing stuff about myself LOL Stay being a wounderfully weird yourself 🥰

I love Kris so much, she's so caring and makes me feel like she actually cares about us, as opposed to people who are just doing yt for money.

Kris is literally my spirit animal 12:28

10:39 "Oh YeAHHHH Im sO bAd WiT tHaT👹👽" *turns normal again*

I love that she puts on perfume and everything for her videos. My husband laughs at me because I never wear makeup but I do my hair and makeup before watching her videos. I told him it's because she's going to compliment me and I can't make her a liar. Lol.

10:56 that was funny

I love how kris has merch that doesnt just have her quotes or her face all over it so u can wear it ❤❤❤❤

" the best snack is fries Dipped in Ice cream" Kallmekris-2023

Jays french fries dipped in ice-cream response has me dying 😂💀. Absolutely Superb 🍟🍦

Who else goes to Kris when they are sad and just needs to laugh, love you Kris!

Kris is just amazing we are all weirdos here😂❤

Kmk: 1 in 40 posibility that you have an imaginary friend Me: im actually one of the 40s :ooooo

Kris is so consistent with posting new content, it's really quite admirable. I can't recall anytime longer than 3 days between posts really. Thanks for doing what you do!! and for making us weirdos feel like we're not alone

11:17 The video Beep beep, beep, beep, beep beep 🚕

Who else likes it when Jay and Kris make it look like they are talking

She is def that girl from the song red flags😂😂

I love how in each video Jay appears more ❤ Kris's humor plus Jay's editing is the best combination

Hey Kris! I hope your mental health is going good and all creepy pals are thousands of km away ❤️ thank you for supporting us with these funny videos

Apparently I’m REALLY freaking weird! Though, I am in TOTAL agreement on the volume thing, even my family knows that I get uncomfortable when the volume number isn’t an even or on the fives. Weird quirk, but I feel you on that one FOR SURE!!

8:10 That crack was personal 😭

With the numbers, I find that insanely relatable bc whenever I ask my friends about it they just think I’m crazy, but when I watched the video I legit jumped out of my chair like, “I KNOW RIGHT??? Finally I find someone that understands and it just so happens to be my favorite content creator! Thank you and Jay for making such an amazing team and helping getting lots of people through tough times.😊

Kris is one of the best UKpostsrs alive and I will explain why I will stand by this statement until the day I die: 1- she has been through some really messed up things recently and STILL gives us compliments, 2- she still continues to make us laugh and be selfless even though she doesn’t have to, and 3- she is SO. FRICKEN. TALENTED. Thank you Kris for all the you do, we love you so much!❤❤❤

Best snack:Kris:French fries and ice cream! Me:CHEESE AND ICE CREAM 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Love cha kris❤❤

honestly, the funniest part was you're butt cramp. it was so out of no where. I love you're videos and you're editing and one day i might die from not being able to breath because i was a laughing so hard, but its fine. also I love that you put on perfume before every video even though we can't smell it.😂

i love chewing ice cubes! they're so crunchy and it feels like a challenge

Let’s appreciate the fact that she makes us feel better in every video ❤

Talking to yourself is fine. It's even ok to answer yourself. The time to start worrying is if you start interrupting yourself.

The fries 🍟 w/ice cream is literally the literal best snack ever

Jay's face after saying he needs to cut his toe nails 😂 I think the weirdest thing I do is talk to myself haha I'm usually alone so I have only myself to talk to. I have full on conversations ie dilemmas talked through out loud instead of just in my head 😂

9:15 “I don’t see it on your head” Me: “Wrong head.”😶

It's almost impossible to not lie but u did it Kris great job

YEAH!! FRIES DIPPED IN ICE CREAM IS SO GOOD!

Kris, you are so adorable and I love your energy! I stumbled across you by accident a couple of months ago and now I check in on you almost daily. I'm a retired lady from South Africa and I must just tell you that I could be in the worst of moods and you have the knack to always perk me up! Thank you for that!🤩 Thank you, also, for your honesty and sincerity when it comes to your background and the things that have happened to you. You are a very brave young woman.

7:00 Jay zoomed into Kris so much that I ACTUALLY saw Kris's camera reflecting from her beautiful eyeball XD

"Are you looking at my torso" Me who was admiring the print on her chair:

I love you girl you should be on a throne!!!!!!!

Prior to being diagnosed with sleep apnea and getting a bi-pap, I woke myself up several times talking in my sleep. Once is comedic freakin' gold and if I ever do a podcast or standup routine it's definitely in there. I helped raise my nephew, and one of the cutesy things I would do was voices for our dogs. Obviously, the Yorkshire Terriers - well of course have British accents, but when we got a white fluffy Chinese Crested puppy - his voice became one very similar to Elmo but pretty ditsy and sassy and laughs all the time. So I'm dreaming about the dogs being outside, and we have chickens in a pen adjacent to our dog yard. I'm seeing myself from the perspective of the Chinese Crested and the HUMAN me is taking a chicken behind the coop. Then I wake myself saying in a whisper, yet still using the Elmo-ish voice of the pup, "That's where she takes them to chop their headses off." (the "dog" often does double plurals as part of his "personality") Note: I have NEVER harmed a living chicken in my life, but I grew up hearing farm tales. If you made it all the way through this story, you're welcome for the laugh. I no longer talk in my sleep, but that wasn't the only time I woke myself up and using a voice or accent that isn't mine. It's just the funniest story IMO.

Kris's chaotic humor the best part of my days

No Chris I was looking At Your JUMPER!!!!!!!!!

The hoodies r so comfy😍

I just realized this, but Kris you NEED to do a 1920's based makeup and outfit video!! I think you would look absolutely amazing.

EVERYONE must keep the volume at even numbers or divisible-by-five’s e v e r y o n e

The minute "shaving toes" was mentioned, i looked DIRECTLY at my mum-

“He might talk back to me one day” I feel that

I always feel better when I hear Kris’s voice or just see her, and I love how she can always make me laugh. Greetings from Germany 🇩🇪

I think we're pretty even on the weirdness scale. We're both equally weird,hmmm. Color me surprised. Lol. 😂 I truly appreciate the compliments at the beginning of your videos. TBH, it's the only time I hear any. Thank you, Kris, for doing all that you do and just being a sweet,caring, and amazing lady. Much love to you and Kevin ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Take Care and Stay Safe.

2:20 you can also recorde when you sleep ❤

10:55 was uncalled for. It caught me by surprise.

for everyone who is strressed, sad or etc : i love your smile i love your laugh i love your personality i love your hair (or lack thereof) i love your insecurities i love your accomplishments i love your failures i love your eyes i love your beauty i love your handwriting (or the way you communicate) i love the way you dance i love you on your happy days i love you on your sad days i love you on the days you feel lonely i love you on the days you feel helpless i love you on the days you feel like no one cares i love you on the days you feel forgotten i love you on the days you feel unmotivated i love you on the days you feel loved i love you on the days you feel sick i love you on the days you feel motivated i love you on the days you feel depressed i love you on the days you feel stresses i love you on the days you feel crazy i love you on the days you feel hopeful i love you on the days you feel cuddly i love you on the days you feel clingy i love you on the days you feel amazing i love you on the days you feel beautiful i love you on the days you feel like a failure i love you on the days you feel angry i love you on the days you feel aggressive i love you on the days you feel horrible i love you on the days you feel safe i love you on the days you feel unsafe i love you on the days you feel vulnerable i love you on the days you feel weird i love you on the days you feel ok i love you when you're healthy i love how you sing (or hum or feel the music) i love your taste in music i love your taste in movies i love your taste in tv shows i love the way you move i love the way you act i love you when you cry i love you when you're kind i love you when you're mean i love you when you're alone i love you when you can't feel i love you when you feel too much i love you when you can't take life anymore i love you when you feel like it's too much i love you when you're asleep i love you when you have nightmares i love you when you have dreams i love how you believe i love you when you believe in yourself i love you when you don't believe in yourself i love you when you hate yourself i love you when you love yourself i love the way you think i love you problems i love your solutions i love how you support i love you when you're in pain i love you when you're hurt i love your promises i love your secrets i love your attitude i love you sass i love your creativity i love your voice (or lack thereof) i love you hand gestures i love your stories i love your wounds i love your scars i love your face i love your past i love your future i love your present i love your outfits i love your style i love your art i love your honesty i love you when you lie i love you when you’re excited i love you when you're tired i love you when you're energetic i love how you look i love how you cook i love you when you're adventurous i love you when you're scared i love your imperfections i love your perfections i love you when you worry i love you when you talk (or communicate) i love your opinions i love your toes

OMG YES! My siblings always said I was weird for dipping french fries in ice cream. It's the best thing ever, the contrasting flavours of salty, sweet, hot and cold is just perfect!

fries dipped in milkshakes are good too!

this video is so relatable