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Congrats! Much deserved!

@@MNROKKR Big virgin vibes

Actually... it is a joke...

Keep on doing this good work! :D

They truly are savage brutes...but modest.

and the writers of old movies

Or modern, single women

I mean, I live for these comments

Those who dislikes is the husbands of womens in thes ols movies

How come I pictured what you were going to say before I even read it 😂👌🏻 spot on

Actually, he'd storm in, the music would swell up, get more dramatic, and he'd make a wild accusation about her intentions with the dude she just met. He'd grab her arm, and then she'd get more frantic in her denial about anything going on between them as she tugs away, and she'd call him a "reckless cad," and slap him across the face before running away.

Then he Humphrey Bogart ( i hope thats how it's spelled) slap her and light a 🚬 😂😂😂😂😂

I thought you said her husband walked in and threw someone's severed arm at her head i was like ???

@@pashylol616 I read this and now its the only way I can see this comment...

silent film but you speak

@@skyesimpson-tn4xt On title cards

Wow…How romantic.

Wait a minute-

@@skyesimpson-tn4xt women

* every girl ever

Ew no

who them@@NobleNobbler

Now I get why my bf keeps telling me I'm a woman from a b&w movie. 🤣🤣🤣 He says I even show anger the way the actresses did. In fact he loves old movies so he finds these issues pretty attractive 😅

BUT MY HUSBAND!!!

@@Phoenix-nh9kt BUT HER HUSBAND

Watch yourself Profligate.

G O T O T A H I T I

@@ottersaurus N O O N E C H E C K S T A H I T I

Vine, but make it ✨vintage✨

GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL POKEMON!?

WERE COOL IN TAHITI

Haha

But Twilight has Christian vampires. You don't hate a love story with Christian vampires, do you?

😂😂😂

Everything is temporary but roasting Twilight is permanent 👏

That line still hits in 2023 😂.

Plot twist twisted: He also didn't recognize her because she grew a mustache too.

@@sankalp2520 For some reason I read that way already.

*"I am not your husband, your husband doesn't have a moustache!"*

True true

@@kalender4176 It shows how accustomed the modern viewer is to material like Family Guy, Shrek, etc. We're so used to being ready for the subversive twist that when the joke is simply to play the tropes straight, we get ahead of it.

Lmao

BUT MY HUSBAND

You actually made me laugh😂

LmaOoooo

🤣

lol

😂😂

*not a single pack

LMFAO 😂

He didn’t call her “toots” either

Omg, you're right.

@@yf3703 they just used to be saying fool more often back then

Muda

😂😂😂😂😂

"Fool" -Excalibur

@ Double Indemnity... (okay but fr if anyone who’s reading this hasn’t seen it, bruh it’s such a good movie oml)

@@emilye.9059 which movie?

Double Indemnity.

@@lunasea4309 or maltese falcon? or any other noir movie

Agatha Christie movies lol

Slap followed by kiss or kiss followed by slap is a powerful combination

"Now listen here, sweet heart. Loveisgoodandloveisfine, but whenaman has a responsibility, he's gotta show a woman what for, see. I-i-i'm sorry, Martha, you're just so damned beautiful, I've been driving myself to drink. My wife just doesn't look at me the same anymore, not since Paris...DAmmitall, look at you, you don't know what the hellthis is even about, you never could, I-" *gets interrupted with slap* *slaps back* "you brute! you disgusting swindling half-witted bumb-*violently forces her into a kiss, she is seduced* Now, tell me, which movie is the scene I just made up from?

@@mons3020 All of them?

Marty Robbins. + respect

@@mons3020 Stories of Private eye dick.

Yes

😄

😄

🤣

It would be a silent movie... more like 1936.

Lol

🤣

Lol

her: yea so uh, heres my whole backstory

@@cope_induced haha

Book name???

See, I'm positive lots of people (guys) reading your comment will roll their eyes or think your reaction's overblown. But every time I start to feel even an iota better about the world, I just go on the internet/comment sections and am yet again reminded of all the casual and heavy-handed misogyny in the world. So yes, any effort against that whether deliberately or not is much appreciated.

@@lurategh have you ever considered that maybe you are too sensitive to be engaging with diverse opinions in a public space?

@@nikorasu_karasu Don't try that "diverse" bs in this context. We can call people's attitudes about race diverse. Some people are racist, some people aren't. Should we welcome the opinions of those who are racist and call it diversity of thought when really it's just a not so veiled justification to be racist, and in this case misogynistic? It's not inherently a good thing when that "diversity" is at the expense of half the population and deliberately meant to put them down. I'd like you to tell me with honesty that if men were historically seen as the inferior gender, had to fight for basic rights and STILL experience discrimination, that you would tolerate the women who still think that way just because it offers supposedly diverse opinions.

​@@lurategh men have suffered throughout history as well

​@@rinhyugaa6565 yeah, and the same attitudes that put down women are used to uphold the suffering of men E.g. women are emotional, hysterical wrecks that can't be trusted with serious matters, while men are stoic robots and the only ones capable of rational, logical thought. Misogyny is a coinflip of toxic masculinity

Exactly😂

Thats a necessity

Tsunderes before tsunderes existed.

Precursor to anime girls calling the male protagonist "baka"

Now listen here woman

Mood

😅😅😅

😂😂

*Only to be reborn in each other's arms!*

That may cause a panic at the disco

Thanks my deaf friend will find this helpful.

"Yesn't"-- Thank you. This is my new favorite word now. Lol

Wtf are you 😂😂🤣🤣

He also is a modest man

'Marry me rebecca'

rachmaninoff piano concerto no. 2

@@user-xb9wk9ne5zThat's the title? Thanks.

@@junnaredd9912 yep. This is part of tbe 3rd movement

@@junnaredd9912 fantastic piece.

@@fpp9183 Thanks

LOL TRUE

He lost his sense of stability... Freud would call it his mom, yes.

*youre so righttt*

@@Llaveroja27 .....yeesh. Like really dude?

He was like: Mom? MOOOOM! where are you? It's almost our turn on the counter MOOOOOOOOM " panic panic "

Or where they literally just mash their mouths onto each other closed so hard it looks painful and then just twist their heads lmao

That was so descriptive I love it😂

@@anais8164 you have no idea how overdramatic "romantic" forced kisses in movies annoy me 😂

And lifts one leg up

@Edith Waters exactly and in some movies it didn’t exactly look consensual. 👀.

and slaps her and tells her to "snap out of it"

"Madeleine we're deeply in love, that's all that matters!"

Damn you! Damn you for making me fall in love with you!

@@jamaicafox "you silly little idiot!" - one of the most memorable parts, if not the only memorable part, from Hitchcock's _Rebecca_

And then he violently mashes his face onto hers instead of a kiss

You're not wrong

Goddamn Hays Code. It's not like everyone was a complete prude back then, either, before the introduction of the code in 1934 movies got up to some surprisingly wild shit for their time

@@quasicroissant The absolute wildest I've seen a pre-Hays Code movie go was The Gold Diggers of 1933, which among other things has a dance number in it called "Pettin' in the Park" (which is about dogs obviously)

@@quasicroissant it's developing but backwards

@comfrey kid correct

And there was no checkpoint.

@@jamsolid anxiety

This..this is truth right here👌🏾

this made me LOL

Yeah that's suck especially when the cutscenes is too boring

Recommendations am I right?😂

Like: “damn it not again”

He wasn't even hitting on her he just asked her to dance, quite politely might I add

😂

He just wanted to smash not an emotional monologue😂

Truly one of the comments I've ever seen

Then this comment went "dis commenting time" and commented

Knack.

Underrated comment 😂

Not the other way around? xD

@@LushiaKyobi No, she's a real brute... I mean beaut

@@DirigiblePlum a brutey?

They look so similar... Could they be twins separated at birth? 🤔

The irony

Also underrated comment

Women don't know what they want so this is basically accurate

People speak on behalf of other people so this comment is completely subjective

@@neoncircus2365 Someone's real mad he got rejected that one time in High School

Was looking to see if there was a comment like this.

Lookin at you, Skyrim

Yessss

No cap lol

MGS5 mission briefs in the helicopter -_-

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I can't breathe

HUH😭😭😭

Yes they are indeed beautiful

Damn right they did

Dude: hi, nice to meet y- Woman: Life is but a scarlet red rose petal oscillating in the cosmic river of space and time.

Wot if she gay. She be like: Hi

lmao

@@NetiNeti-gm5bz I would watch this

@@NetiNeti-gm5bz If she's gay she'd be like "Sup bro"

It's a magical place.

And become mango farmers

MANGOES

I've got a plan, just one more score

*One last scoooore*

@@shaizeeshows1850 Haha more like 40s/50s, the 80s weren't THAT long ago

@@shaizeeshows1850 80's? When do you think colour-tv was introduced?

@@Dead25m It was a ballparked statement..christ...

@@DigiCube4 Ballparked? Based on what? And how do you know, you're not Shaizee?

@@Dead25m O, but that Zee of Shai has done you no wrong! For is this time ever flowing not as elusive to our present minds as is love to an open heart. And of that brittle, fleeting moment; are we all not to be so similar in the blinking years as to call each one of us, Shaizee.

Yes exactly 😂

Yess

Same here 😂

I did not even realize there was a moustache until you mentioned it.

Same 😂

Bap bap bap bap

🤣🤣😂

@@makaylad.5775 skipi biddi bop em dad da

old people fashion never fails lol

I'm digging her moustache

And moustache too!

The 50's is the new 80's baby

She's has a bueatifull moustache

MY HUSBAND

OUR HUSBAND

@@taizidianxia6592 YOOO GENSHIN

HER HUSBAND

everyone's husband

FR

Ommgg yes yes 😭🤣🤣🤣

LOLLL

This is so true lmao

THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING OMGG 😂

EH hA Eh eH y-You bASTARD! How DARE you! Gah!

lmaooo

Or he grabs her arms, and tells her to stop it, while she elegantly flails around.

One of the very first things I did when I started dating, was to ask the guy, "Just for fun, would you mind holding me whilst I beat my small fists helplessly against your broad manly chest?"

@@tomsdottir I beg your pardon lol? Seriously?

I understood that reference.

Tahiti is obviously the best mango farming place

Please you made me choke on my water

“DUUUUUUTCH”

This is my internal monologue

Gems is actually a REALLY good song by The Lagoons, and no im not in the band, im just recommending good music

@@pollutedmindmusic fuck you, I'm gonna check that out

@@kakyoindonut3213 Why did you say that? Like... all they did was recommend some music.

@@chefcandy4035 I said, "fuck you" then I'm going to check that music, I did what he say

@@kakyoindonut3213 sorry, I'm blind apparently

🤣🤣🤣😭

Indeed-- a maiden's heart is like a ball of interwined red strings *sighs* truly tragic and complex. /s

Hahahahahha

this is so me

Works like a charm 😂

I am not an ANIMAL that he OWNS!

Simply top notch acting

Lmao similar delivery to Dennis from IASIP it always gets me

are u looking for the word “their”

We are not cattle..

welcome to dating

That wasn't real love

@@agustinariasvargas462 Very convenient

@@agustinariasvargas462 *then why’d they get married in the first place?*

Nice pfp

"You've grown so much" Me, uncomfortable: do I know you

@@InWinds this comment is my life lol.

Omg literally my life as a kid

When a Jehovah's Witness knocks on your door but you're a kid who doesn't know how to say no to Jesus

@@mangoshake onetime when I was about 16 or 17 I was trying to tan in my yard (before I knew tanning was bad) and two JWs came to the house and it was super awkward cause they were both older dudes who were really creepy.... 😳

Condensed by 60 times.

Bc they are worthless and typical. Super predictable and booooooring beyond all else.

Actually Not even 1 min 40 seconds 😂

Women do this. It’s really surprising for a man,

What is the name of the film ?

It's "yes"

perhaps he's a savage brute towards others, but remain a modest man in front of her. -shrugs-

@andre Cvcv Writing women? How about books?

@@3jay22 You obviously haven't read those articles where they compile how horribly men authors write/describe women.

@@3jay22 Ooh sexism lol You're gross

Aka _sexual assault_ ✨ ✨

JSNAKJANSSJAH

“*gasp* but what of the coronavirus”

Since he's playing both parts, that may be beyond the scope of the effects budget for this production.

"Yep."

tbh the only exaggerated part is that this all happened in one scene the rest is pretty much accurate

@@forregom True, well depending on the film, I've seen hundreds of old films where women don't act like this, but that's more because I watch fuck tons of horror movies, not romantic drama's.

@@cookiesontoast9981 the western ladies will get you this, i think

This comment is on every parody

*what about NASCAR*

Nope....no representation. Too many white people.

@@cobra8888 I can't tell if you're joking about something or being serious👁️👄👁️

@@yaktoe I am joking obviously.

@@cobra8888 o k Im a lil slow, obviously

I knowww 😂😂😂

The "woman" is like me when I'm manic

😂😂😂I couldn't agree more.

Him: proposes marriage

Her: accepts

They: elope to Tahiti

No one: checks Tahiti

Is- is your surname lizard?

Yessss

*He’s Edit: Its another plot twist Sorry for the confusion

@@entropy8902 The pronoun used was for the character, not the person who made the video 👍

😂😂😂

Seul_Ki Plot twist have gone out of fashion.

I see you are here aswell

We must protect the queen! * spitting *

I wish your content was this good.

@@ThiccFish ouch

Just one chapter but ok.