Hustle Castle’s Extremely Confusing Ads (Badads 4)
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4 роки томуToday we explore the beautiful and disturbing world of mobile game ads on instagram. Sure, some are awful and gross, but some are also bad and horrible.
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@meaghankirby5436 4 роки тому
Maybe Josh blocked her on everything else so she has resorted to creating and promoting apps to get in contact with him
@wynuwu 4 роки тому
Meaghan Kirby LMAO
@alittlefruitfairy 4 роки тому
That seems logical
@Renteng 4 роки тому
I'm loving this theory
@cjfuller43 4 роки тому
Smart
@kalplibaloncuk 4 роки тому
This comment made my day, thank you op
@Puthypower222 4 роки тому
The ads say 18+ but in the App Store it says 9+ LMAO they really out here clickbaiting
@guacamolly_ 4 роки тому
😂😂😂
@lavenderlaceration 4 роки тому
@Alvinsland2 exactly
@kirstenkenyon7246 4 роки тому
Lol mine says 10+
@ohno712 4 роки тому
*ANGERY*
@tanklessbread5355 4 роки тому
you mean clk bait
@harlow8979 3 роки тому
The girl in hustle castle didnt grow thiccer, that bish was just *COMPRESSED* .
@SomeName_AlsoHandlesSucc 2 роки тому
**COMPRESSION**
@Ollie_the_Possum 2 роки тому
IT'S ME!!!
@gianna526 2 роки тому
Honorary Knight, could you possibly whip me up a McSweetMadame with extra pickles?
@polygonally_dunce7813 Рік тому
Her height went to her weight
@ElectricalMason Рік тому
She got compressed to a zip file
@creditsunknown7974 3 роки тому
Honestly the saying "You dont belong to god" seems a combination of creepy and inspiring.
@lvbboi9 2 роки тому
"you are not your own, you are bought at a price, therefore, honor god with your bodies" Pretty sure that's a line in the Bible, this reminded me of it
@logicbuilder1204 2 роки тому
@@lvbboi9 ?
@lvbboi9 2 роки тому
@@logicbuilder1204 Just randomly reminded me of that
@logicbuilder1204 2 роки тому
@@lvbboi9That's kind of messed up
@lvbboi9 2 роки тому
@@logicbuilder1204 welll each to their own I guess
@lydiawilliams5870 4 роки тому
Hustle castle: not for children! Also hustle castle: for ages 9+.
@TheFunyGotTook 4 роки тому
Looks creators of this game hates PEGI
@deleted-cz8ki 4 роки тому
8:26 and in addition to that, the mom is staring at the daughter weirdly
@TheLilyChannelHD 4 роки тому
Welp, I guess as soon as you turn 9 you’re an adult
@geoffpestes5958 4 роки тому
🔞
@Bready850 3 роки тому
The nine year olds:😔
@harlethan5748 4 роки тому
Me: *blocks hustle castle* Ad: “Hahaha, you think you can just dispose of me like a battery?”
@xanthopsia 4 роки тому
*h a h a h a ha*
@noir6207 4 роки тому
Me: *im about to end this mans whole career* **blocks ad**
@LetMeEatIt 4 роки тому
Yes. Yes I can mr. Ad. I do not belong in your possesion you tiny computer glitch.
@sm5095 4 роки тому
Legend
@CookingMyWay 4 роки тому
This one killed my whole Channel! 😂
@Totally_NotSterben 2 роки тому
I hope Josh is in a better place and in a healthy relationship. He for sure deserved better
@dontstealmycontentplease 11 місяців тому
Nice draculara pfp
@t0xcn253 Рік тому
"I fear it's too heinous to say" I love how Danny occasionally lapses into this Shakespearian vocabulary, but does so in the most chill and natural way to the point where you hardly even notice he's doing it.
@ifihadasociallife 4 роки тому
as a woman, i can confirm we start off looking like soundcloud rappers and slowly age into jessica rabbit
@jordanh4362 4 роки тому
...this was suppose to be a secret
@meanhelenfromwiisports5607 4 роки тому
We been knew
@goop0d 4 роки тому
exposing us like that,, wow.
@gacharainbow2236 4 роки тому
Kayla SHHHHHHHH THAT WAS MEANT TO BE A SECRET!!
@emj4554 4 роки тому
Really exposing us like that?
@smithbradshaw1248 4 роки тому
Imagine your name is actually Greg and you stumble upon Danny's channel for the first time
@nonah8076 4 роки тому
Everyone's name is Greg though. Even mine
@abdullahbabar7161 4 роки тому
Gregory hefflely
@ralek592 4 роки тому
@@abdullahbabar7161 "You can make money by uploading videos on the internet and people will watch it and like you for it? I found my dream job"
@ghost_gakk4021 4 роки тому
imagine your name is craig-
@stellat9083 4 роки тому
@7 Melt I got an ad that said something like "If you can beat level 3 you can legally change your name to Greg". So I think you should upload that first or something?
@webby3109 2 роки тому
That dragon looked like a proud father
@gwyneth6649 2 роки тому
lol ikr
@justin2308 2 роки тому
Nothing will ever top the ad I saw that said, “Beat this game and you’re legally allowed to leave.” Leave from what? Why can’t I leave now? Have I always been your prisoner, game developer?
@Random-sk6hm Рік тому
Yes. Yes. you can't leave until you finish the game, this is secretly Squid Game mobile edition
@2doot 4 роки тому
No one: Polygons ad: *YØÛ'RË NØT GØD'S, JØSH. YØÛ'RË MĪÑË.*
@Bollyluver94 4 роки тому
2D's blue-ty shorts lmfaoo
@hardlyjack9669 4 роки тому
Polysphere*
@maritimehal 4 роки тому
That ad is so fucking weird.
@mrmertens82 4 роки тому
When it said Josh I thought of josh Dun
@kel4211 4 роки тому
2D's blue-ty shorts ikr its soooo weird?
@lilikatz5431 4 роки тому
I got an ad the other day that says "only swirly people can reach" and I still want to know what only swirly people are able to reach
@finnyoak 4 роки тому
junji ito shit
@benro6564 4 роки тому
@@finnyoak I was gonna say that
@aliciagallegos6241 4 роки тому
It’s like people who poop swirly poop lmao I’m kidding
@finnyoak 4 роки тому
@@benro6564 THIS AD WAS MADE FOR ME!!!
@sofiapakhomkina3134 4 роки тому
IM LAUGHING SO HARD
@dontperceive4888 2 роки тому
As someone who knows a woman I can confirm that as they grow up they turn from Post Malone into Jessica Rabbit
@jaymantisgaming Рік тому
i saw a woman on the tv once. how do they smell?
@idontexist1966 Рік тому
@@jaymantisgaming we smell like grass, well some of us... If we existed...
@joseykate8510 Рік тому
@@idontexist1966 .. oh wait but i smell like expired cranberry juice what does that mean
@idontexist1966 Рік тому
@@joseykate8510 it means you drank expired cranberry juice. I believe the proper protocol for this would be to report to your direct supervisor and let them handle it from there. Do not make any movements, it will higher the likelihood of you accidentally setting off your self destruct mode. However I think you already turned it on.
@joseykate8510 Рік тому
@@idontexist1966 *self destruction noises*
@kaibaiarrio1299 2 роки тому
Theres something so horrifyingly real about that one ad where the ex is talking down to whoevers playing that picture game and insulting them while also saying verbally how the person playing will never get rid of them bc they have full control over this person. Even for a stupid ad for a not great game it somehow paints a clear image of abuse
@yikes876 4 роки тому
Danny: I’m the sexiest rat on UKposts Ratatoing: 😭
@ibraheem4913 4 роки тому
beach please HAHAAAHA
@justyce7511 4 роки тому
HAHAHAHHHA
@sophialoweland8672 4 роки тому
Ahahaha
@avapiece 4 роки тому
😂😂
@elissa3461 4 роки тому
LMAOSHGWJQKS
@marinarasauce5701 4 роки тому
“you’re mine, josh not god’s, not your girlfriend’s, not your so-called pastor’s, and _definitely_ not god’s!”
@anyapathak467 4 роки тому
Oh my god not again
@CYBER_N0T 4 роки тому
That fucking ad
@PeterGriffin11 4 роки тому
You forgot to add god
@konami-ov4zn 4 роки тому
Yandere
@superrachee2490 4 роки тому
That ducking ad
@M0ldyCarp3ts 3 роки тому
I once got an add that had holes eating stuff called “black hole io” and for some reason the caption for it was “I can’t reach pink DINO”
@dangerous1580 2 роки тому
It just makes sense
@Random-sk6hm Рік тому
Wdym that makes complete sense
@ev3420 2 роки тому
5:40 Bard: "I ROLL TO SEDUCE" DM: *sigh*
@BloominFleury29 Рік тому
Astor the paladin: me get the holy water!
@thethirdversionofalex3398 4 роки тому
Throughout all the ads: THIS IS NOT A CHILDREN’S GAME! 8:58 On the App Store: Age 9+
@jaxonsmith9113 4 роки тому
😂
@no_name4415 4 роки тому
👀
@emracck 4 роки тому
Storybook Queen ;-; they took that L
@BehaviorPlanPam 4 роки тому
Storybook Queen yeah. I looked on the App Store and not only did it say 9+, but it also shows that the adds have NOTHING to do with the actual gameplay. I’m not surprised 🤦🏻♀️
@VueiyVisarelli 4 роки тому
lol, it's reverse psychology for kids: kids think, "I'm gonna be rebellious!"
@ACatHandler 4 роки тому
when you just wanna solve puzzles but you accidentally download an abusive relationship :(
@maria.q99 4 роки тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JuliaTheTransPeacock 4 роки тому
#relatable
@Morgan-fq9em 4 роки тому
I was your 1k like
@HamHamHamHamHam 4 роки тому
D:
@ieatgarbage8771 4 роки тому
😢😢😢😢😢😢
@NotOnLand Рік тому
I may never play the game, but I'll certainly never forget the woman sternly denying Josh's religion
@zaikareee850 2 роки тому
10:08 are they calling us a sock or did they spell suck wrong???
@apodow8811 4 роки тому
Nobody: Crappy mobile game ads: if you play our game you are legally allowed to commit mass murder
@faust7756 4 роки тому
Oi you got a loisence for that ere murder
@myfashionpoint 4 роки тому
No one: Hitler: Please don't get mad at this comment lmao
@rockywalter7017 4 роки тому
IMMA FIND AN APP LIKE THAT AND WHEN IM ON TRIAL FOR MURDER IM USING THE AD AS DEFENSE
@jeanpierrepolnareff1302 4 роки тому
Nobody: Crappy Mobile game ads: get to level 40 and you can legally commit murder, and legally sell drugs too!! 🔥🔥🔥
@gotarogoaster9113 4 роки тому
Ha I didn't have to play a game to kill people
@PickledOlivesss 3 роки тому
Can we appreciate how it repeals said “not for kids 18+” but then he opens the App Store and it just says “9+”
@bowiethebuffoon4873 2 роки тому
Yes
@thanaGogical 2 роки тому
no
@cuishanwu5 2 роки тому
@@thanaGogical maybe so
@Garden0flowr 2 роки тому
@@cuishanwu5 i dont know
@ViolentSock 2 роки тому
Mayhaps
@invisiblename1634 3 роки тому
I’m was trippin the whole video because when I look at his shirt, his eyes are grey, and when I looks at the greg sign, his eyes are blue.
@idksabrina Рік тому
i think this is even funnier when you think about a room of business men deciding that this was gonna be their marketing strategy
@semiscreen5130 4 роки тому
Nobody: polysphere: you are *MINE* not *GODS* not *your PASTORS* *_MINE JOSH_*
@marcyfarts 4 роки тому
AND NOT GODS EITHER
@EthanBCWEntertainment 4 роки тому
Hahahaha U S O C K
@yurateya8078 4 роки тому
@@EthanBCWEntertainment 🧦
@bel8077 4 роки тому
LITTLE KID!
@LoLo-vt1ik 4 роки тому
YOUR MINE JOSH!
@acroissant3721 3 роки тому
Girlfriend: screaming and verbally abusing you The background music: 👌💗💤😇
@microwave5385 3 роки тому
Your profile pic is me when I watch the adds.
@thefunny4272 3 роки тому
@@microwave5385 aw hell naw mickrowafe done turnt into gru from despikabal me!?!
@microwave5385 3 роки тому
@@thefunny4272 wat
@thefunny4272 3 роки тому
@@microwave5385 *did i stutter?*
@microwave5385 3 роки тому
@@thefunny4272 no?
@drewisbadden 2 роки тому
The best ad I ever saw was a mobile game ad but instead of text like "I can't reach pink" or "99% of people can't pass" it done said *"please try our game I payed for this ad"*
@serenitysunflower7215 3 роки тому
It’s like this girl just kidnaps him and it’s just “I’ll let you take one thing, and that’s this mobile game.”
@ax0llo773 4 роки тому
Someone: blocks hustle castle Hustle castle: *evil laugh* You fool, I have 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS
@trevordavison4078 4 роки тому
Via Curtis hydra sends it’s regards
@mia234567 4 роки тому
« You will never know my main !»
@mthblood4446 4 роки тому
That reference is fucking beautiful
@camillahassing561 4 роки тому
EllA😂🤷♀️🤷♀️👍😆
@shortcakesweetie 4 роки тому
Are you referring to "@hustlecastle1", "@hustlecastle2"-
@marcielaw8962 4 роки тому
No one: Absolutely no one: Poly sphere woman: yoU’Re MiNe jOsH
@sharayu22 4 роки тому
I dont wanna like u at 69
@deviqnt 4 роки тому
@@sharayu22 It's past 69, so let's get it to 420
@andrewoxford1322 4 роки тому
Marcie Law 204th like
@isaacr.1348 4 роки тому
@@deviqnt past 420 get to 666
@markwhite2822 4 роки тому
Past 666 get it to 1337
@bowiethebuffoon4873 2 роки тому
Fun fact! It actually says that the minim age for Hustle Castle says 9+ when it literally says “NOT KIDS GAME 😈🔞” So they’re driving away their potential customers
@nieto00 2 роки тому
Soooo who’s gonna tell him the truth cause I ain’t gonna.
@scissorbanner9735 Рік тому
You see, kids don't care. That's alluring to them. They want "Not kids game 😈🔞". They want that.
@bowiethebuffoon4873 Рік тому
@@scissorbanner9735 Ah, alright. My son’s gonna be a degenerate. Lovely.
@maddieb.4282 5 місяців тому
@@bowiethebuffoon4873yep
@ilikemoviesandmore 3 роки тому
I'm amazed how adds like these are legal. They are highly misleading.
@Random-sk6hm Рік тому
In the UK they'd be banned under the ASA guidelines. You can't advertise something and then not deliver on that, it's highly illegal
@maddieb.4282 5 місяців тому
@@Random-sk6hmwe have false advertising laws in the US too, just nobody has sued or pursued them legally yet
@maddieb.4282 5 місяців тому
@@Random-sk6hmHigHLy iLLeGaL lol
@geekgirl_luv4262 Місяць тому
They’re not actually legal, but the problem is that mobile game ads aren’t exactly the FTC’s top priority, so these games just keep getting away with blatantly false advertising because no one bothers to stop them
@caytie 4 роки тому
You're *mine* josh, Not your *girlfriends* Not your so called *pastors* Not *gods* Now and forever. *ha ha ha*
@Tionaintown876 4 роки тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@englishatheart 4 роки тому
You know "you are" is "you're", right? Unless Josh owns a mine.
@caytie 4 роки тому
@@englishatheart thanks for telling me, im not very bright oof
@ant5008 4 роки тому
Wow this comment made be "ha ha ha"
@lane8273 4 роки тому
ha ha ha.
@standardhuman400 3 роки тому
“The sexiest rat” *impling other rats are sexy*
@mitchc.2660 3 роки тому
Watch the Ratatoing video. 😂😂😂
@timeadventur.e 3 роки тому
yeah, have you seen ratatoing? damn
@standardhuman400 3 роки тому
You know what? No. Those character models are literally garbage. They *tried* making rats sexy, and failed miserably.
@timeadventur.e 3 роки тому
@@standardhuman400 damn dude, it was a joke that danny literally made and I was just playing along
@standardhuman400 3 роки тому
Sorry, I just enjoy screaming about bad models, regardless of a joke
@moshroomba Рік тому
Thank you Danny for the captions, I don't have hearing problems but I do like captions so I can clarify what I'm hearing. I'm sure people who need/want captions also greatly appreciated it
@aweeb5473 3 роки тому
Ngl the idea of a game where you play as the villain sound pretty cool if executed properly
@siana6610 4 роки тому
Your ex is texting you while you're recording an ad! Do you: 1. Belong to God 2. Keep recording 3. *D I V O R C E*
@cherylbryan2322 4 роки тому
I keep recording! OBVIOUSLY. I'm not gonna do anything!
@sweetnutellete7460 4 роки тому
d i v o r c e
@majakos197 4 роки тому
4. Join them
@abudgie6909 4 роки тому
5. Divorce Chad
@gooddbaddllamaa2444 4 роки тому
6. Gauge her eyes out
@vladvilcov3175 4 роки тому
“I am the sexiest rat on youtube” Weird flex but ok
@cynniethia 4 роки тому
Vlad Vilcov haha first
@Asb20334 4 роки тому
“On all of youtube”
@area51studio93 4 роки тому
Vlad Vilcov wait I heard brad
@maybelux9123 4 роки тому
Lol
@keeyonbeaty2424 4 роки тому
Vlad Vilcov “that rat is thick”
@wrath7756 Рік тому
my theory for the polysphere add is that they're hoping you fullscreen it and think the texts are from your ex, thereby making you click on the screen and sending you to the app store page.
@thatchristian781 2 роки тому
So, I was listening while doing something else and let me explain. Danny: "...standing and verbally insulting too? I'll play out the ad in it's entirety" "Download vinted to give your loved clothes a second life" You would not understand my very confusion before realising a REAL AD came on also lucky danny, not demonitzed after all
@clownfromclowntown 4 роки тому
The worst part about the polysphere ad isn’t the texts, its not narration, it’s the fact that *he gets so close multiple times and then messes everything up*
@aizamazhar5610 4 роки тому
My anxiety levels are going through the roof!
@notoriousnosk8876 4 роки тому
i hate when that happens
@jadesanford2857 3 роки тому
@Anaiya Porter coffee isnt a replacement for therapy believe me ive tried
@Ohnogoblin 3 роки тому
Anaiya Porter are you still alive?
@karenfeinstein8351 3 роки тому
I know I get so mad!
@princeramblerose 4 роки тому
my favorite quotes from this video: 5:06 “i would like to be distressing the damsel” 5:49 “you pervert, you rapscallion” 7:08 “something’s not adding up about this whole dragon birth thing”
@teemo7714 3 роки тому
repscalian
@princeramblerose 3 роки тому
Kaiyu Not Caillou ooh good one!
@L.opinion57 3 роки тому
“and dare i say it, racist, towards dragons...”
@varad6540 3 роки тому
@@CruicalWorm bruh he yelled that while I was in the Religion class call XD
@artzyalicia5546 3 роки тому
When I was watching the video Danny said "you pervert you rapscallion" The same time I read it in this comment 🤣
@immortalsun 2 роки тому
5:06 “Distress the Damsel” actually sounds like a pretty cool name for a game where you play as the villain.
@Idiot136 3 роки тому
12:24 Is that the first thing you can think of when you hear disposable , a battery? Me : Class D
@billbccart3242 4 роки тому
“I would like to be distressing the damsel.” - Danny Gonzalez, 2019
@goonsdirge3464 4 роки тому
kinky??
@marothastuga2552 4 роки тому
8:34 what do you do in this game You can do everything
@masterof4elements826 4 роки тому
Bravo to the dragon for stepping up and being there at the birth of his children
@Hamwich6609 3 роки тому
I know this is a joke about dragons but it's really sad that we have to congratulate actual dads for being dads
@caileeniesen7964 3 роки тому
Not even my dad did that
@Rev101 3 роки тому
@@Hamwich6609 fr, its sad af. Child support should be a huge option to every single mother
@kbeit8272 3 роки тому
You ever see ɑ comment before watching ɑ video and just.... consider life itself?
@kou2553 3 роки тому
This thread got dark real quick
@ryanwebb309 2 роки тому
I love how he says, "this of course is another episode of..." in every video, yet the only series with multiple episodes (to my knowledge) is badads
@lesbianage9538 2 роки тому
11:09 The plot of Crazy ex Girlfriend
@shoebo.x 4 роки тому
“Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants maybe?” IM SCREAMING-
@mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452 4 роки тому
SIS I-
@cheesytea772 4 роки тому
And I oop-
@gavin8825 4 роки тому
*Maybe*
@axelbeckham2310 4 роки тому
I spilled my fuCKING COFFEE--
@victorfromwiisports6038 4 роки тому
Perri Swirl you did it you legend
@zraven1768 4 роки тому
Badads Bad ads Ba dads *Bad dads* Decoded The dragon is a bad dad
@sharkie9975 4 роки тому
Is this proof of time travel???
@pppoopoo4880 4 роки тому
Ba! Dads
@AlainRod_FR 4 роки тому
Wow I Cant Even Do What was i doing.
@goofball808 4 роки тому
Z Raven so is endeavor
@Drogon7102 4 роки тому
@lyle long what did I do... Kill me now.
@kaopamsame5 Рік тому
Game adds be like : after reaching level 10000000 your legally allowed to breathe 🤠
@MistedMargwa 2 роки тому
i've been binging his channel for about 2 hours now and i can confidently say i enjoy watching him talk about nothing for hours at a time💀
@CrimCrim 3 роки тому
“The sexiest rat” *ratatoing flashbacks*
@shy.away. 3 роки тому
LMFAOOO
@theleviathan3902 3 роки тому
*PRECISELY*
@adaleeleech4848 2 роки тому
My greasy naked waitress queen
@astrid8678 2 роки тому
666-I fear you....Why does that one girl rat have bobs?!?
@jimjimson1360 2 роки тому
THIS IS GOLD
@zombi6751 4 роки тому
I THINK I FIGURED OUT THE POLYGRAPH AD ok so polygraph is one of those so-called "meditation" games, and i think the ad is trying to show that 'josh' is just staying calm and relaxed by playing the game even though all this shit is going on but that's just a theory *an ad theory*
@quaelgeist3337 4 роки тому
nyxocosplay you're a genius!
@trevordavison4078 4 роки тому
Technically still a *game theory*!
@clydefrogzz 4 роки тому
OHMYGOD
@SymmetricalOCD 4 роки тому
He did not seem calm to me lol he kept rage quitting every time he was about to finish the puzzle
@averybryce6961 4 роки тому
nyxocosplay the end made me crack up!!! 😂😂
@DreadedEspresso 3 роки тому
11:02 I don't know if anyone has said this already, but it seems to be that what the ad is trying to say is that this game is something you can do while under extreme pressure, e.g. being scolded by a toxic ex. It's a horrible execution, but I understand what they're going for.
@CheyButWhy Рік тому
I actually used to play Hustle Castle when I was younger and the ads made me delete the game…
@sweetmxso 4 роки тому
By the way Danny, why did you kick Drew out. He is very sad
@SunflowerSpotlight 4 роки тому
He’s probably the most sad of all sad people, at this point.
@notreallyaki9027 4 роки тому
Yes he did not deserve that, he didn’t even give him a chance :(
@worthyedge9307 4 роки тому
F
@tirzxh 4 роки тому
Exactly they were doing so good Drew even twerked on him
@stupidmonkey8l 4 роки тому
Because he slept with Logan Paul
@kanadetachibana7728 4 роки тому
Right so the ad has “🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞” and “Not children’s game! 🔞👿”. Then App Store be like “9+” uhhhhhhhhhh who do I believe???
@louieree6420 4 роки тому
Yes
@ava0911 4 роки тому
*_y e s_*
@ElrobertosuperioESA 4 роки тому
Yes
@shanequinn7409 4 роки тому
yes
@BRIAN_IVERSON_20 4 роки тому
*Yes*
@PlutoPupp 2 роки тому
4:12 tw: medieval torture in a little bit of detail that is a form of medieval torture where a female (or a person with feminine reproductive genitalia) is placed on a sharp object (such as a wooden spear or a sword) and slowly pushed down until they are completely impaled. It can take weeks for the person to die as they are left on the spike/spear/sword until they have died This may not be historically accurate as I'm writing this of by memory
@985_sonic 2 роки тому
by memory? did you witness this medieval torture in real time? are you a time traveller 🧍
@elisecode2212 Рік тому
i know what the "sexiest rat" refers to but if i didn't i would still just accept it as an accurate description of danny
@bowbow2089 4 роки тому
"I'm Danny! The sexiest rat on all of youtube" Lady Ratatoing rats: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU*
@miasimplyexists5232 4 роки тому
anna ùwú omg underrated comment 😂✨
@ylvajade8035 4 роки тому
Ohmygod ratatoings I'm wheezing 😂😂😂
@davidcamaj9140 4 роки тому
Big joke
@celseac8107 4 роки тому
That's exactly what I thought!!
@caitlynfox5098 4 роки тому
XD
@kalebt2868 3 роки тому
I think the “Ex” texts are to get you to click on the add accidentally
@quietkid2532 3 роки тому
Ya I thought that too
@-sanju- 3 роки тому
What about the audio then?
@misschocoholic2126 3 роки тому
Jokes on them to think if I'll ever click messages from any people.
@phud420 3 роки тому
@@-sanju- there's a group of game developers making a terrible advertisement nearby. Pretty simple.
@kaede1_346 3 роки тому
who saves their ex's number as just "E x"
@Entenscheiss1 Рік тому
As a guy names Josh, I'm now affraid for my life
@IhaveALLtheavocados Рік тому
You should be afraid, JOSH. You're not God's. You're not your girlfriend's. They can't keep you safe. Not even your "pastor" can protect you from the wrath of EX. Fear ex. FEAR HER!
@ninanoiir Рік тому
“ *I* want to be the one putting the damsel in distress. *I* would like to be distressing the damsel.” Me too, me too.
@gregorynelis2474 4 роки тому
Appreciate the personalized greeting
@AvocadoToast06 4 роки тому
Haha 😂😂 sup, Greg!
@PrinceAce72 3 роки тому
Must be weird seeing your name on the wall
@nicolasvercosa8019 3 роки тому
@@PrinceAce72 we're all greg 😌👍
@agentbobcat1866 3 роки тому
YOU are truly Greg.
@Aswdfrl 3 роки тому
Haa
@dolphinman92 4 роки тому
Conspiracy theory: Danny is getting paid to make these vids by the company making the ads
@cryingtm7237 4 роки тому
Turtleshell vids i- frick danny dude
@basementbats 4 роки тому
Alternate conspiracy theory: the company is specifically advertising to Danny followers per each social media because they know they’ll heavily suggest it to him which will promote the app to an even larger audience
@Plastitos 4 роки тому
Probably
@thin-kingconnect6928 4 роки тому
Plot twist
@Kyleswrld 4 роки тому
He wouldn't be saying there shit then
@JustNobody109 7 місяців тому
My biggest fear: Not having enough material to make more videos of bad ads 😢
@noface3641 2 роки тому
"I wanna be the one putting the damsel in distress" ~every boy nowadays that isn't called Danny
@aunnaw7134 4 роки тому
that wasn’t the ex’s voice, that was actually the games voice speaking to Josh
@angelarrow1071 4 роки тому
That's a lot creepier and also makes a lot more sense
@ohokay3340 4 роки тому
Even tho that's the games voice, it still doesn't make sense why they put it in there. like if you're going to put something in there why don't you just make a whole game about that specific thing.
@MediumDingus 4 роки тому
It sounds like NotEvenEmily
@qnnq 4 роки тому
Me in any social situation: "Maybe if I over-analyze this it will start to make sense!"
@SheffJu 4 роки тому
{Crystalfy } lmao😂😂
@claral4665 4 роки тому
The accuracy 😂
@macylagunas354 4 роки тому
I read this whenever he said it omg
@Bee-lm7ey Рік тому
Me and my friend keep seeing this ad about “doing your math to increase your fellows” and i love it sm cause every time we find a new one we yell at eachother to do our math
@TheScrapboo Рік тому
That last ad, OMG. That whole bit had me laughing so hard I got stomach cramps!!! 🤣🤣
@qwertyqwo1484 4 роки тому
After subscribing, you are legally allowed to change your name to Greg
@salvie777 4 роки тому
qwerty qwo underrated comment
@ORGSE 4 роки тому
Legally required**
@saicholbonvin3299 4 роки тому
Legally forced to*
@lotus9870 4 роки тому
fAcT
@g1zm00 4 роки тому
and that's a fact ^_^
@iwillchangemyusernamewhenb2225 4 роки тому
While I was watching this, I got an ad that said "if you bounce 10 times, you can legally reach Cuba!!!" Edit: wtfrik ive never gotten this many likes before but thanks for all the likes so here have some chocolate 🍫
@CloroxBleach-nu8vo 4 роки тому
As a Cuban we are required to play the game...no passport just bounce the ball
@ladylark10884 4 роки тому
@@CloroxBleach-nu8vo Yep, as a fellow Cuban I can also confirm.
@underlap1 4 роки тому
Clorox Bleach I wanna like your reply but you’re on 69 likes 😭 Sorry man
@thegreatkylini 4 роки тому
Immortal Vain it’s stayed at 69 likes for over 40 mins xD
@daichisawamura20yearsago64 4 роки тому
You're going to Cuba? Lucky bastard
@emwilhelmina7645 3 роки тому
4:17 that used to be a form of torture for men and women a few hundred years ago :|
@oliversherman2414 2 роки тому
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
@josieblue 4 роки тому
the biggest question that polysphere ad left me with is what did that guy take so long to solve the puzzle he got to the full image like three times during his ex’s monologue
@BreakTheBeat852 4 роки тому
It’s because he socks at the game
@shawnugwudike459 4 роки тому
It's because God wanted Josh to complete the puzzle but he doesn't belong to God, he belongs to his ex so now he's conflicted.
@AtheistGamerz 4 роки тому
His ex was not only texting him and standing next to him but also hacking his phone so whenever he got close she would fuck it up
@druglordgrisselda616 4 роки тому
Josie Joyner oh yeah
@lifewithjanaroblox2620 4 роки тому
Ikr they’re old ads were better :v
@McMerlin11 4 роки тому
Polysphere: You’re not God’s Josh, you’re mine. Josh?: Wtf I’m just trying to solve this Iron Man puzzle :(
@christinatutor6486 4 роки тому
I wish the ex started lauging mainaically at the end
@shyniavickers1140 4 роки тому
HawkyPlays after the Polysphere add it gave me a real add lol
@j.noelbentley6375 4 роки тому
lmao
@chio3380 4 роки тому
NOT G O D S -
@emt7026 4 роки тому
The fact that my names josh and I’ve had this app downloaded for a few days now scares me💀
@xanya7923 2 роки тому
Awe, yes, my favorite insult, calling someone a sock.
@dexterrubi5694 3 роки тому
2:14 hustle castle the horniest game on the Internet
@gabriellemaried 4 роки тому
I am truly Greg, and have been for the past 5 minutes... Greg is mine and no one else’s, not even his new girlfriend, not even the homeless man who walks out in the street in a robe preaching about the end of the world. Thank you
@skippitydippity 4 роки тому
*h*
@lilylily67 4 роки тому
That is the most Greg sentence I have ever heard
@VOLAIRE 4 роки тому
F
@morelikecarter 4 роки тому
welcome to the family
@kittycat-qu4qc 4 роки тому
Dude I just searched up if Greg was the most fast growing family on UKposts, and now I’m in a cult.
@amygumm6981 4 роки тому
Hustle Castle ad: NOT FOR CHILDREN!!! 18+!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!! App Store: ...9+
@notmyrealname5473 4 роки тому
I like how you put 9+
@notmyrealname5473 4 роки тому
@Mah QUEEN you ARE wrong
@kqxoc254 4 роки тому
We really stealing comments out here
@notmyrealname5473 4 роки тому
@@kqxoc254 i don't the know... are WE?!
@kqxoc254 4 роки тому
@@notmyrealname5473 You dont the know? Lmao, first learn grammar dude
@kidejantti1742 7 місяців тому
"maybe if i over analyze it a little bit more it'll start to make sense" me in every situation
@BrayThyBrat 2 роки тому
4:00 the second you showed that ad i got a gmod add with heavy and spy from tf2 looking traumatized
@alphabettical1 4 роки тому
These look like the porn ads that come up when you illegally watch a movie
@meiholo825 4 роки тому
botjanks that’s really accurate
@Gr47372 4 роки тому
Click here to nut instantly scam.com
@nxlschrona7969 4 роки тому
How would you know botjanks...
@dheonq 4 роки тому
ZALUKAJ
@rengeee 4 роки тому
lol true
@thechaoticduck1716 4 роки тому
Ads: NOT CHILDREN’S GAME!!! Game: 9+
@dej01 3 роки тому
in disney world, you're considered an adult at 9
@YourFoodIsBland 3 роки тому
@@dej01 😐why I didn't know this before?
@dej01 3 роки тому
@@YourFoodIsBland idk famsquad
@veryfruityolive 3 роки тому
@@dej01 thought you called homeboy farquaad lmao
@snkybrki 3 роки тому
@@dej01 So *that's* why so many pedos like the place. It all makes sense now.
@nelsonsinger3274 2 роки тому
I seriously just lost it when danny was discussing the dragon birth level 😆
@garfielffan6954 10 місяців тому
I was on Pinterest looking at Lorax stuff when 3:42 played and it felt like Danny sent a psychic blast through the screen
@amilieunderstian8393 3 роки тому
“Red dress on tonight. Dancing in the dark, leveling up in the pale moonlight”
@raemorefield4677 3 роки тому
this is too clever
@quincius8638 2 роки тому
Noice pfp
@vomit6167 2 роки тому
The new romance in the world
@neyxc6393 2 роки тому
Hello fellow person with a gambling addiction
@woogie762 2 роки тому
Where's the chicken now? How're they doing?
@emmyjulianne6850 4 роки тому
Fun fact! A human female egg is about as big as a period in 12 point font. They’re visible with the naked eye, whereas sperm is about 30 times as small and you need a microscope to see it
@mr.miscellaneous9144 3 роки тому
That's... Definitely a fact I never thought I'd hear. Kinda cool though
@elizaworrall2691 3 роки тому
Times New Roman tho..
@emmyjulianne6850 3 роки тому
Eliza Worrall you right!
@supimpanda2312 3 роки тому
I'm not changing it from 69 likes. I can't do it
@MrJp142003 3 роки тому
Why was this needed....
@Overwatch2010 Рік тому
3:50 I bumped into a ad about 18+ and I couldn’t skip it
@chickenanddoodles Рік тому
Wait I think i watched this before but didn't subscribe and now I'm finally subscribed and getting it in my recommendations again
@Abblestrudel 4 роки тому
Danny should do a video where he actually tries out these apps to see if they’re anything like the ads.
@nicenicenice9229 4 роки тому
He did say in previous videos he tried to play some, but they're just boring games, nothing to react to
@huneybeechan3777 4 роки тому
Abby he should though
@LanHikari 4 роки тому
nice try app developer
@_abii3964 4 роки тому
Abby omg that would be hilarious 😂😭😭
@lovloona6685 4 роки тому
I like that
@abbyreaves595 4 роки тому
Stranger: H- Me: You’re not GOD’s! You’re not your SO-CALLED PASTOR’s! You’re MINE!
@cattyy6880 4 роки тому
NO HES MINE
@MalnFriends 4 роки тому
YOU DO NOT BELONG TO THEM, BITCH, YOU BELONG TO ME!
@non-toxic7227 4 роки тому
Now and forever
@rebecca-uo7th 4 роки тому
YOU'RE MINE JOSH
@cattyy6880 4 роки тому
GREG WILL FOREVER BE MINE
@mabus4910 Рік тому
I just want to point out, that his 6:23 is against the Geneva convention. Misuse of the Red Cross symbol.
@madmaxxx01 5 місяців тому
I am so fucking high Danny and this video is literally a cinematic masterpiece and is making my trip insane. I love you ya so called pastor
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