So the limit is 499...?

Your profile picture looks like you never have bone problems

Jimbo Obmij exactly no cancer cause you won’t be here to get it 😂😂

I said this earlier

ALMONDS ARE INCREDIBLY BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT!! DON’T BUY ALMONDS! They use a ridiculous amount of water to grow (about a gallon of water to grow ONE almond) and in California huge almond farms divert water from rivers killing fish and natural life there. Almonds are also a huge contributing factor in bees going extinct, killing billions of bees per year. Bees are brought in to pollinate almond farms, die from pesticides and then they bring MORE BEES to die too! Replace almond milk with oat milk and for God’s sake DON’T BUY ALMONDS!!

Lol

Funny

Haha

@@ellaskystabber9655 yes

insect jokes on danny gonzalez videos. this is where i belong

Was it one sustained laugh or several laughs?

@@eastoncreger4279 several..

@@keziaplayz8015 we'll let you off for now, with a warning. don't do it again

@@averysadpizza6714 he has still violated the law of the universe, he should and shall still be punished. But in order to find middle ground, we’ll let him off by cutting his head off. He probably already eaten 4 dates so he should be fine… you have eaten 4 dates right KeziaPlayz?

@@keziaplayz8015 how about 4 dates

try again now

have you done it yet

That made me wheeze 😂

Bro I’m allergic to almonds too!

@@gremlin3447 geez calm down it's not that funny

And not only I'm afraid of almonds I'm also afraid of eating peanuts as well

Zapp humor is subjective...now take off your clothes

Yes

And he also drinks raisin water

He needs some hair on his face too

danny exposed

Yes he eats 16 years old teens everyday

As a fetus i can confirm this, when i was 2 i ate six almonds and immediately began to age backwards!

What are you on?

@@gayasss the autism spectrum :3

@@gayasss the autism spectrum

I'm so sorry for your loss

I'm so sorry for your loss. Danny really is a legend. He might just make shit up as he goes, but it's some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. Having said that, I hope you have an amazing week! :)

lmao man should have eaten those almonds Skill issue comfirmed

​@@asmoboiBoooo

@@robloxforallstars6314 ill eat you

Someone unlike this because 420 likes funny

I liked so now its 422

913 now

947 now

957

HAJEHFBEOWUHENFN

As a cancer I choked 😂😂

@@sagetheperson3295 How do you exist? I ate an almond today.

Ben Driscoll you didn’t eat enough

An almond a day keeps the cancers away

Danny zooming in on danny

Oopsies! What a pity. Now follow me to the Silencing Room.

The account is fake. Five almonds daily no cancer, six almonds daily yes cancer

TheDecryptedDude that means extra cancer

I saw that too I’m-

Five almonds ensure you don’t have cancer. Six ensure your immortality. They’re just watching out for us.

Same with the dates - talks about four, shows a picture of five

Should have ate those almonds before you got cancer, man. Would have saved ya a lot of trouble.

@@bluerose536 tell me about it

👁👄👁gosh darn it *USHOULDVE EATEN THEM, BEFORE THE CANCER!*

So youre saying it was cured, which means the 5 almonds worked. Therefore it doesnt matter if you have the almonds before or after

cant have cancer if your dead which is why I choose to work at the CPKO Cancer Patient Killer Organization

Glad you finally ascended into dannyhood

Nikolai Estrella I literally vomited when I heard raisin water, I am being serious, I don’t mean figuratively.

Wine is disgusting

yes , grapes are G r o s s

Blood purification sound like a kinky marketing campaign

*insert bratz ew scene*

Why did you have to curse me with this

I don’t-

GalaxyArt- John Laurens technically , you aren't wrong

R/technicallythetruth

I read wine as wife and was so confused for like 30 seconds

Ok that’s actually really funny lol

If only you'd seen this video before.. 😔

yes

Felt that 😔

It's too bad this video didn't come out when I was 2 I could've saved my dad

@@stabbed.pineapple3717 Rest in peace to your father. 😔

I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT LMAOAOAOAOOA

Probably should have followed the advice then huh

Literally a grape

Female praying mantis: _Yes_

True

Female octopuses: 🙌

@@moved.6963 "octoPUSSES", if you will

literally most bugs: 😏

that’s not very nice of almonds :(

@TerraGaming24 dont

@@mikudayoooooo o nu, I spentt meye won lafture

@TerraGaming24 eating normal almonds you can buy in a grocery store is perfectly safe as long as you don’t eat like hundreds of them at once. You have to really search online to be able to buy bitter almonds, which are the dangerous ones.

Which means…. You will be reverse aging at such a pace that you will die instantly… great😂😂😂

just eat 6 almonds

Lmao this deserves more likes Edit: holy shit as soon as I said that it got like 600 more likes Edit 2: FUCKING 1,500 BRUH IT HAD 25 LIKES WHEN I POSTED THIS COMMENT ORIGINALLY 😂😂😂❤❤

that is a deadly combo

What's your birthday?

same with my mom, i’m a gemini and my sister is a sagittarius

Brilliant

Ishika .K.B OH MY GOD HAHAHAHH-

@@norimori5170 That's too many laughters

Thats why yo mama so FAT

i shouldn’t have laughed at that i’m sorry-

OMG SAME!!!

Luis of LBC Media Reviews but why didn’t he just turn back into a baby?

@@lillygun3690 that only works if you eat 2

smh i hate hearing preventable deaths like this it always makes me cry

No 5, 4 are for heart diseases so he still would have died

Goldlara 24 it says 2-3

Sandwichguy270 Animations oh man this comment really got me 😂😂

LMAO

Lmao

Robber: how are you not dead? Guy: i came prepared bitchboy >:)

I actually think dates would be best for this situation.

just eat 4 dates you'll have no weaknesses

This is the best joke I've seen all day, sadly I have already used up my laughter ration

one laughter per person XD

Evergreen 🤣

Ha

ha

Gre- I mean Danny is officially 13 years old!

Flower scented soap (that’s the joke)

Flower scented soap r/woosh

Flower scented soap r/wooosh

@@smileysword330 lul r/wooshing someone who is stating facts and not correcting?

Underrated comment bro this is funny

Ha

Ha

Ha

Ha ha WAIT SH

@Crrpt Tan thank you for ONLY giving one laughter. Remember you cannot laugh for the rest of the day! You are only allowed one.

Sarah Crain lol 😂 just laughed so hard lololololol 😂 OH NO I I HAD MORE THAN ONE LAUGHTER 😰😨😱

@@espy77 only 1 laugher FBI OPEN UP

Oh hey hey man I wanna was a good day today is gonna I gotta was the day we had a chance to get a chance to see y’all and I wanna was your birthday!

@Samantha’s Doodles OMG I have more then one laughter to 😳😱😱😨😨😨😰😰😰🌲🌲🌲

Valkerie K why trees?

😆😂

@Hana sm bst isn't healthy😂

Their pista ice cream will definitely help you from getting ugly... And fat.

let's😳🥵together👯‍♀️💕bath🧼🛁

the klown kid pista with a almonds

that was so good

And 4 dates

No 4 dates

@peroh hol'up

xd

almond*

Here Johnny have a broccoli, now lets together healthy

leTs toGetHer BatH

Equestrian Avielle XD so true

Yesss billion surprise toys is legendary😂

Together corona

*30 almonds

No you need to eat four dates for invincibility

You mean to tell me I've been this close all along? All these years I've been eating 9 almonds....

Gameshack 40 almonds: GOD LIKE

200 almonds: you ascend and become a god

Dried Grape H2O

@@yangzhou07 I love me some dried grape H2O

Wet raisin water

Dehydrated grape water

raisin blood

Those spaces

Bread Butter do u not know what the shift button is?

:P when I went to press enter it kept sending the comment- I tried my best broski.

Hey mom can we have [enter key]? no we have [enter key] at home enter key at home:

@@sparksalt8327 shift+enter unless u on mobile

Don’t do that you know.... Eating 5 almonds is not enough you must eat *6* you f*cking disgrace

STEVE NGUYEN no 8 silly

Starrynight oh i forgot!! (And your a f*cking dumbass it’s ♾

Starrynight these people are all idiots, obviously you need to eat 5 peanuts, not almonds

TSD Tom oh yeah your right

We can sing it ourselves: “THIS VIDEO IS OVER NOW (OVER NOW)”

Amanda Slocomb SO GO FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO WATCH(or just watch this video)

I know we’ve had a lot of fun!

Opal O'Neill (a lot of fun) BUT YOU CANT STAY ON THIS ENDSCREEN FOREVER

@@geekyrain5746 (NO) THIS VIDEO IS OVER NOW (OVER NOW)

resurrection grapes

I was looking for this comment 😂

@Justin Nowaczynski kids, drink wine.

nko. Stop I already had my one laugh today

@@avid_toxicity2324 laughter*

Patient: I have chlamydia. Doctor: Eat some fuckin' cashews, I dunno.

iHaveCancer iCarly, Season 4, Episode 26 (this a joke btw)

@@also_arles LMAO I THOUGHT OF THE SAME THING

5 almond *pic has 6*

target lady

This is the best pun of 2020. I'm calling it

Yes... that was the joke he was making... but he didn’t say grape... he only implied it... which made it funny...

Actually made me laugh😂

lexicon jordan no its bc grape sounds like great silly

it was best laugh ha

LOL

Osteopod HEY I KNOW YOU

I got one laughter from this.

That wasn’t very daily one apple of you...

Ima go eat my daily lemon after this laughter

Literally every nine yr old that’s seen Benjamin button thAt MeaNs HE iS oLd

Jokes on them I’m allergic to almonds 😎

*drew

𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓽𝓱𝔂

What do you mean? He is 12?

👀

XxarlosaurxX Lol i was thinking that too

Uh-oh

I mean, I guess you could be married in college?

oh no lol

Pee in her mouth: 20 diamonds divorce: 0 diamonds Your diamonds: 0

@@yeetmetothemoon2122 o h no

yes

BAHAHA

1

There's 6 almonds on the picture.

who tf needs chemo chemos for pussies only the cool kids eat almonds

Becca Bradley YEAH, I’m sure drew would agree with that!

U Really Suck oh my god-

Johny would probably turn into a fetus right away from eating that many almonds. He would be invincible, though!

ONE LAUGHTER PER DAY JOHNNY

@Magnum Dong refrigerators are refrigerators no matter who you are

fun fact, almonds contain cyanide. 30 would kill him

Kitkatmeowzie :3 this is the best comment ha

Just realized that

Oh, that is why I can see the cancer

The sixth almond is there to prevent the other five almonds from getting cancer.

-20 cancer

Don’t eat the last almonds or u will get cancer

Rn my bones are bouncy

Vegans too lmao

I remember that video

*surprised and angry british classroom noises*

**Gasping noises**

Soul Reaper pun city!

I came to comment that lol

Someone Social Distancing dried out is different than fermented

this might be the greatest pun of all time. Danny g do be a g doe

No, Almonds have six eyes

**Confused Screaming**

Extra healthy, how do healthy extra? This is do how indeed; Step 1: hibfhukbchiubdewiuyviguavgyvajhvqugvcjdguvukhb fvijobesfijobhhvkcviuhsxvukhvkugxczvwuhvkuyvqukhkuuhabqhbhilaqbkhiqljinjiqqnkjlnsjiosdpsdpdwhcbkjhabqobkjbodvaboihqsdcbuoheqbfvuheavfbohuvfenijwrvfmvkchidnhidvbhfvbugfheguwegohiheiuhbsueuhyrhuyrurikbcihvxgcdiljleihouhsdkuhcvhukvdbsaouhbsadhuovihcbvbhvzhubdlinjonvojnvkvllplhwkvhhbdeuhbvfuhbfvhujrfbygdfugyudfgiyguyidgifdgiyucgdiuyvxugvztvAytviiytqvgiyqiuuqwgviwguvigudwbuihdfvbiuhbdgwboiunvewvkflpfdwoiwiu UH ieoskvfjpokfb,okpewpowoqekwwefkjbvefuiwnieuwfowelfjovbhousdbcowhusbhuowbuhivew uih weigh. Ewuohniohwvhoiewufhouiwhoi. Step 2: cbhuibcygibyguvaugyvygvauvyguvquyuhjsdsvdfibrefhiobdfwiuhvcewfiuhgvweiuybfpdpdokxbhiuywbdocahvceduhbewfiuhbweihubvfewuivevfuigvwdfiyubewfvuiywbvefuhivbwfehuiALMONDjrjvjlnjbuihviuhsbhiubjuvjgubhuicbihubdchkubduhkwbkhuwdksdiiuqhqjbahibvuiphhcepwopweijcbiodbfwhiobaegewfghfrhiobfruiobfrhiobwehiobowihefbiuh bhukwvbkhuwoiqbDRINKMILKqbldjiblwiehdbckiheqbueakhbufkhfebkuh. Step 3: done

Lazaro Izquierdo I’m still fat

Arisavageee oh, you did the not do step 3; you have to "done", as in the action do!

well I’m allergic guess I’m done for bye

@@weeeeee2912 no bro u just need 4 dates to cancel it out

I hate almonds and I don't agree with 5 almonds daily no cancer

Paul Cornum it’s just science my guy, everyone knows 5 almonds daily = no cancer, you can’t deny it.

😏😏

*BANG BANG BANG* FBI OPEN UP

The “wife” must still be a child.

Maybe it's old?

Well lucky no children get report cards before the 1st grade. It's ok if it's above that

He said "Dandy," I think you should probably do your daily prayer for no tension 10:04

LMFAOOO

ℓмασ

Laureen alternative setup: Job Interviewer: “What are your strengths and weaknesses?” Me after eating four dates: “You mean what are my strengths?”

But just for a day

@@callmeqt1269 lol

MŠ Lyn as a girl I can confirm as well. Sitting down to go to the bathroom is a real trip

Welshie Ranger yes! i do that all the time!

@@welshieranger4697 I've finally found someone else who can do this, omg, I thought it would never happen! Did you ever just dislocate your knees to freak your friends out? That was one of my favorite things to do. It was also great with strangers, just seeing the looks on their faces, lol. The human pretzel thing always got a few weird looks and people asking me to do it again.

@@welshieranger4697 Lol, one of my friends was super weirded out by my shoulders, but he was super big on hugging and stuff, so he rested his head on my shoulder all the time. Got to the point where whenever I wanted him off, I would just dislocate it and he would freak out. He said it was like nails on a chalkboard or something. I thought it was hilarious

Yep, going to the toilet is difficult

Except you dont do it 10 times in a row just hold the position

the pic has 6 almonds fbi open up

My favorite food. *Praying to God*

its says 123 ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

@@wetsocks8378 13:43

*i ate god*

He's too powerful to be kept alive

Oh damn, they gotta make it illegal to eat more than one date a day (its four by the way, sorry)

It was at this moment that he knew... He fucked up.

If I ever get put on death row I'm asking for four dates for my last meal and praying that at least one cop remembers this video.

@@chaoticunknown7317 it’s too late, you cannot stop him.

Welp, guess i have to kidnap ANOTHER person... i really can't catch a break...🙄

@@catlover5356 O h

Bruh XD

yes i too watched the video

**surprised Pikachu face**

ah yes, funny

How did 760 people like this

same lol 🤣🤣🤣

i think this is my favourite joke Danny has ever made

I love his corny jokes.. that's totally his swag lmao

It's grap not grape

@@theugliestgamerinthewest.7332 what