Ain’t no way someone’s already pinned

About time he got taller! I was sick of looking down everytime I click on his videos!

Congratulations!!

I edited this comment after writing my original comment as a 1 letter word so then i could write a funny lengthy comment close to the top of the chain Just be happy its not milk.

dammit

hello berd

Might as well paint yourself blue & become a smurf

Not 0'7"? GG Berd.

BERD

Instruction unclear , im actively shrinking into a comically tiny stature where i have to use my whole hand to type a single letter oh nooooooo

lets gooooo!!

XD

@@drewisgoodeni’m watching on my phone. you’re 2 inches tall

@@stegothedino im watching on my ipod. he’s 0.7 inches tall

@@stegothedino shhh! He doesn't need all that negative influence. You know he's delicate (not just because he's only 2 inches tall)

Yes! 🤩 That was the best line of the video...

Will you settle for 9 inches of love?

Longe and girthier too

As a German I was so confused reading this comment before watching the video 😂

...to your female counterpart, if you're picking up what im putting down 😉

That can actually happen on a small scale depending on spinal decompression and compression! Over the course of a couple of years, doctors continued to write my height as anywhere between five foot seven and five foot eight, with no real explanation. I finally started taking my own height at home and it would fluctuate almost an inch over the course of weeks to months. Mostly depending on how I slept and sat I think lol. But extreme fluctuations would be pretty horrifying.

Those are the times he put on and took off his shoes

@@psychotophatcat🤓🤓

@@oberonvortigern8222 shut up

I like to think of it as him shaving his hair off and then letting it grow and make it stand 😂😂😂

Lol right!? Gotta remember he's a...logical comedian?

Bro, did you even watch to the end? You're in for a treat!

Same ngl

@@tertiaryconsumer9291 he’s gunna be in the nba if he takes his training seriously

omg didn’t expect to see my father here (but fr shouldn’t be surprised). Hi orr (:

You can’t hide from the truth Drew we figured you out

this is my multiverse of madness

Lmao

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok

HAHAHHSHAHHAHHAH

475like 0 repliez lemme fix tha

@@Kryzetz preciate you

So you watched three Drew Gooden videos?

Mine was the other way around.

lol! I’m 5’5.5 so I know how you feel

I take SO MANY naps and I'm 5'3 😂

stinky little wide angle dog

cant argue with that

No way it's the one guy from the one thing.

drew pin this comment

Tactical size

Why do they call it oven?

It’s kinda wholesome cuz I know like a year or so ago he was saying he didn’t have many healthy habits and was just always sitting looking at a screen - he’s developing more productive habits while making content and money!! Good for him!🤩🤩❤️

@@amysel When you

Like that one video where he was testing products and dicovered garlic press

@@amysel when you of in the cold food of out the hot eat the food?

dysphoria moment

wishing you many low symptom days x

truly blessed

It gives me 5-10 UKpostsrs within a week. Praise the schedule

I use that as a calendar so i can pay my bills on time

the end of the month is usually kinda depressing, but the influx of youtubers who need to post their videos on time to promote their sponsors make it so much better

Lol I mentioned that in my comment, too: "So do you and Drew like... coordinate upload dates? Or is it just that you both wait until you're contractually obligated? Lmao"

ok

It’s the first day of the month

@@jacobmulder6864 time to watch it again I guess

Must have been a depressing ass month, sorry to hear that bro

Same with teeh apparently

Teeth*

that explains a lot

​​@@animeloveer97so me having very good teeth means ill be tall or what seems pretty weird

source?

Nice!

I hope he lets Drew ride on his back so he finally knows what it's like to be tall!

lmao yes!!! 😂

It's beefier than the Danny Drew Daddy Defunkel

only one will escape the meeting

@@lackingcreativity4772 where did you get three from

Fully agree

To bad he stinks

disagree.

Fully disagree.

Somewhat maybe, possibly might agree?

Same😮‍💨

Interesting. In what region did this phenomenon happen?

Probably could of grew taller if he went off of it in his teen years - 21 years old

Childhood malnutrition has a huge role in adult height, something that isn't so obvious until you've spent time with people who grew up malnourished.

Tbf you can increase your height slightly through certain lifestyle changes, like stretching (specifically your back) daily and swimming often, as gravity condenses your spine while standing.

@@aarishowton8037 I think thats more to do with having good posture than it is actually getting taller, but yeah you can kinda look taller that way if you have bad posture

spoilers!

@@Heterandria4mosa as a person who grew up malnourished - can confirm, everyone in my family are average height or tall, I'm the shortest one

Thank you! I was thinking the exact same thing! Specifically her video about growing taller 😂

@@mkaelawhite9069 I WANNA BE TALLLLL I WANNA GROW 7 INCHES TALLER

@@alebarreraforsyth4648 I CAN GROW SEVEN INCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. AAAAAAHHH SHIT!

let’s just hope he doesn’t do *everything* jenna did 😳😳

I was thinking that too!! Only difference is Jenna made videos every Wednesday slash Thursday

him literally describing my depression symptoms 🧍🏽

I mean...as someone with depression I wasnt gunna project but yeah..

I want the sleepy depression so bad if I'm too sad I get stressed and I can't sleep and then get paranoid 😭😭

True true

As someone with depression that sleeps too much, I think it might be a self-perpetuating cycle :,) Which is unfortunate, bc sleeping is the only time I feel even an ounce of joy :,)))

happy to help

lol

this is actually the best comment

"You are a strong, confident woman who does not need to smoke, a strong, confident woman..."

exactly!! XD

Lmao

11:27

He should have just paid them a couple bucks.

your great-great uncle is a genius

No one is talking about this enough

But it honestly makes sense. I always feel awful when I just lay in bed all day

I feel like everyone has an amount of sleep they’re “supposed” to get to function as well as possible… mine is about 7.5 hours but I usually get more than that bc I don’t have the heart to set my alarm any earlier than 7 am

Yeah I think it’s because it was forced sleep He wanted to get out and be productive and that’s what made the sleep depressing

@@missmericana Not me.. I can sleep 14-16 hrs without any issues. And after being awake for 5-6 hrs, I could sleep again that much. On other days, 2hrs are enough.. But I know my sleep schedules are fucked up because Depression and possibly undiagnosed AdHD. And no, sleeping more doesn't make me any more depressed, but more like less depressed, but the Depression itself makes me sleepy most of the time, because I'm tired of everything.

I wanna be taAaALl

@@rhi2021 I can grow 7 incheeeeeeeessssss

its fake right? but there are some stretch video’s and people in comments say they grew a few inches in like 6 months while being 17+

@@SpeedyLiveClips0 poor person, doesn't know about Jenna marbles

I really miss her

You are God damn right But Yeah Basketball actually boosts Your height If You played in early Years like 12-17

​@@JosephStalinsI feel like exercising in general helps build height at those ages.

That awkward moment when i sleep 9 or 8ish hours a night but have all those symptoms

Me too... I'm thinking maybe I try sleeping less for a while. I'm really glad he brought all that up.

Yeah same, but I'm a little concerned because I only get like 7 hours at most and still feel this way

I sleep long hours because it’s a depression related coping mechanism and then wake up feeling like crap anyway. Give me a damn break.

@@ayn8228 you are giving yourself the break

my bad

It ony a height increase

@@drewisgooden you should’ve listened to subliminals to increase your empathy

@@drewisgoodenYA IT SORTA IS “YOUR BAD” DUDE

I am also stuck in the second dimension you are not alone ❤

not trying to be rude but i think you meant palate, unless you already know

@@scaredsapphic I did not - thanks for the correction 😂

Serious?

@@ralek592 lmao

Shut up

​@@ralek592 Yes, he missed the most important step

@@Ruigi01 Really?

Not just a movie thing, this surgery has become more popular in recent years in the real world. People literally paying money to surgeons to break their legs just to be inches taller.

@@Spamhard its so dangerous, used to be solely for people with limb deformities, i had it done 4 times as a kid, super dangerous when surgeons with no experience are performing it...

@@dochka the fact that your parents allowed/supported/(paid?) for this... I knew a teen growing up that had this done a few times done and it made me lose all respect for his parents. He could've found a mate even as a short(er) king.

@@7LemonGwen no i was born with one leg shorter than the other and had 25 surgeries to correct severe bone deformities

@@dochka , felt weird liking that but I am glad your parents didn't subject you to all of that for cosmetic reasons.

Subliminals actually work tho

​@@Gamingmonkey254 ...right

@@Gamingmonkey254 💀 🤓it is mainly placebo effect, if you believe it works it will work

@@karenjal5640 isnt that the point of it tho? to convince yourself by hearing the same thing over and over

@@leoballs9364 That doesn't exist, what I am saying is everything depends in your beliefs. If you believe that hearing affirmations everyday will change something it will If you believe that you only need to hear it once to get "results" it will If you believe that it doesn't work, it won't.

I knew a guy who was like 5’3 or 5’4 but for the first like two years I knew him everyone thought he was 5’7 because he wore lifted shoes so I can attest that that one works

you're a human totally

@@mimikyurepaints2381 my grandma jokes that my grandpa sort of cat fished her bc he said he was 5’7 and she believed him until he took off his elevated shoes on after their wedding 😂😂😂

+++ UKpostsrs hate him +++

ok

Us 5ft6 guys are doing both

never skip heel day

@@ablone Imagining gym rats as wide as they are tall

@@ramentha Never skip leg lengthening day xddd

😆

him explaining how they work and what boosters are is making me insane

damn, calling my past self out

seeing armin and and cyber literally made me feel crazy

who?

@@yowch1081 OnlyJayus is the person that said to drink milk and that your height it good as it is. As far as I'm concerned, she said the N-slur.

“I appreciate this person” is a sentence I never thought I’d hear someone say in reference to onlyjayus

what did they do? I don't know them

@@daryissaplayz2312 who what where why how

Shut up black

I'm not sure I'm understanding this

@@arima_song drews full name is Christopher andrew

@@emilylouise620 I wasn't talking about that part (although I didn't know this! Wow. Thank you, haha)

thats not fair, there's probably loads of ppl in the caucuses who haven't done that

His comedic timing gets me every single time. Surprise laugh? Comin’ right up!

drew is the only good commentator on youtube

@@meanyomama drew is the only commentator on youtube

@@mallow_com true

ok

It's the day they meet their contractual obligations to their sponsors.

LMAO

They're the same people

What do you mean? They the same person

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

😢

I was 5'11 and I used to be you, but now I am me (6'1) so it kinda worked? I guess? Just have to get used to "my" new friends. Are you me now, or are we in different dimensions?

before watching this video i was only 5'9, but now i am 7'2. drew also changed my life.

At least you didn't shrink, like Drew! 😅

@Kristian Alexis I believe you're right, but I just liked the idea of saying she was a veteran of a war that happened long before she was born lol

Pretty sure she said she wants the veteran jokes to stop.

I know this is a month old but she's stated she doesn't like those jokes they make her uncomfortable

vietnam vietnam

@@deadmeme9031 did she say it on twitter?

is this new girl ??

@holding on only to let go the twits

that sounds like that storyline on glee where kitty gave marley bulimia

@@friendlyenby ya i think I remember that from new girl

@holding on only to let go Roald Dahl was a weird guy. The Twits concludes with them sinking into themselves until they die, so... that's an interesting end for a children's book. ^^;

I wish my period was as regular as Drew’s posting schedule.

@@msd7544 Just got my period today when it was supposed to be on the *6th of Jan* . It's not ungodly painful so I guess that's all I can ask for.

Exactly, he messed up when he didn’t consult the Queen

hey uh lets say accidentally someone fell asleep listening to the song on loop and uhm they cant fit in their house anymore any tips to shrink asking for a friend

@@yesindeed3302 your stuck like that for life buddy

@@yesindeed3302 Talk to her husband Julien. Last I checked he's like 3 feet tall. At least according to his among us id card.

@@scrnery D:

well, like he said, his standards were raised after the YT shorts vid, and he didn't have all week jokesd aside, I'm actually wondering if this would work...I mean, the pain, physical therapy, and waiitng probably wouldn't make the few milimeters difference of height worth it, but still, I wonder if the science would check out (UNDER SPECIFIC CIRCUMSTANCES).

​@@thesewinggeekmiri9029 it's used quite routinely to fix bone deformities, but recently some people have been using it for cosmetic reasons

​@@thesewinggeekmiri9029 It actually does work. But like you said, all the hassle that goes with it is really not worth going from 175 cm to 176.5 cm. Also, even if the growth _was_ significant, you'd then run into the problem of having arms that look weirdly out of place next to your disproportionately lengthier legs.

@@FadzaiSimango i believe the surgery can add up to 6 inches, but 2-3 is the recommended addition since it causes less complications.

Yeah, my mom had this surgery in the 90s bc of her achondroplasia and she gained exactly 6 inches. It took over a year of being constantly bed-ridden and her joints have been detoriorating ever since

Imagine how tall u couldve been with sleep

Shut up shawty

Dude so lucky Were you like physically active tho? Jus wanna kno

@@alyxbweep829 YES I was in soccer

Me getting 9hrs sleep/night but ending up 5'2 😭

Hello, I have been using subliminals for about 20 days, but I have not found any results. Do you know what could be the reason?

@@danahal_ghabban9572 because you’re not realizing, the one who makes the methods work is YOU , therefore if you don’t believe it’ll work… it won’t!

@@danahal_ghabban9572 I don't recommend using them, it can make one obsessive about oneself and perceived faults. God loves you and nothing in all creation can separate you from that. Romans 8:38-39. I also recommend giving your cares to God because "I recommend giving your cares to God because "having cast all your anxiety on Him, because He cares about you." 1 Peter 5:7. (NASB Translation).

@@applefarm6126 You could've ended it at the first sentence and conveyed the same message.

@@Zorovee It’s not a harmful message, and while a bit random, does have some relation to the topic. So as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone does it really matter

What?

I cant tell if this is a joke or not

@@hit-imeanloki9996 it is lmao

That’s exactly what he was doing wrong

Ah, mouth-to-teat cowing. Classic.

Same here, I've been sleeping too much for ages and it's so hard to break out of

Same- the other night, my alarm didn’t wake me, so I slept and actually got enough for once. Even though I woke up late in the day and didn’t have much time before work, I felt almost good for once

@@yeahok8259 I've recently been sleeping so long that each time I wake up it's like I have to re-learn how to be a human...

Ik just the way he described it. Weird bad nightmares, feeling disconnected. Hope I improve too. Just feel trapped sometimes

Tbh no matter how much sleep I get I always feel like that. I’ve tried every amount of sleep and nothing works. No matter what time I go to bed and what time I wake up I’m always exhausted, disconnected, and disoriented.

Tall women are awesome

@@charliemalick8985 why are your friends child sized?

I'm 6'4 and always get a bit surprised when I see tall women. Positively so. Seriously though I get that many people want to be tall... but it's honestly not much great about it.

Amazonians >

@@Kobaford plot twist he is also a child just a 5'8 sized child

Yeah I feel like that's what the first doctor mike video was about

i'm mad as hell because my birth mother didn't take care of or feed me properly (i was in the 5th percentile in height & weight when she gave me up) and i'm short asf now 😭🫢

My dad: 6'1 My brother: 6'3 Me, who was physically/nutritionally neglected between ages 7-12: 5'5

@@AdamOfIngolstadt That's fucking painful...

@@soundlessfob5925 yeah, i don't really know who that mike is, but it seemed (from his choice of words) that the video was more for teens and pre-teens? i might be wrong, i never watched the original.

Yes!

It’s not he first time I think they the same

nope. danny uploaded twice.

Wait… I thought Danny used ‘guy’

i liked when he said it’s drewing time and drewed all over the place

Happy for you

I'm hoping that next he'll talk about that line on a guy's taint. Was I assembled in a factory? Two halves fused together in some sort of bizarre flesh welding device? 🥺 I need answers! Am I alone?!

@@mannys9130 Yes, you are alone. Nobody else in the whole world is like you. You were the first human assembled in a factory and you will forever be the only human assembled in factory. Lots of Love! -Lee

@@4eyedecker lol 😂

@mannys9130 iirc it's from the vulva (well, not actually the vulva but it's a structure that WOULD be the vulva if not for testosterone) fusing together. Labia becomes scrotum, clitoris becomes penis, etc

he even includes constants like meals all being the same

AND he hearted your comment. It doesn't get better than this :)

you have 666 likes and I don't wanna ruin that so this comment is my like

i work similar hours and one thing i miss a lot is socializing with my friends. every time someone wants to make plans its for after work, but thats when im just starting :’))

Yes! Same. I feel like I don’t have time after I wake up to do things (especially household stuff like cleaning and laundry) before work but then I definitely don’t have time after work because I’m so exhausted. Then even on my days off I just want to chill out and not have to work so everything piles up…it’s a vicious cycle.

i have severe insomnia but sometimes the gods spare me and i get a normal sleeping routine and when i go for waking up at 9am feeling happy and refreshed and feeling sleepy at 10pm like a normal person to WAKING UP WHEN ITS 30 CELSIUS IN MY ROOM AND GOING TO SLEEP WHEN THE BIRDS ARE SINGING AGAIN its fucking horrible. not even just productivity wise i dont do shit with my life. me when the doctors were right and a bad sleeping routine is detrimental to your mental health:0

I bounced back and forth between 5-12 or 1 (food service closes) and 9-5 every other day for awhile. I quit that job. Fucking awful.

I work the same shift!! :o but I just wake up normally in the mornings now (helps my mood/depression) and go to sleep basically right after work

you might even say, a magnificent day

Wym, they're the same person.

the hello fresh january sponsorship reached it's deadline 😭

they've gotta be doing this on purpose at this point right

Who is Danny?

Same thing happened to me! It's a huge surgery tho and I still get pain everyday (plus now have osteoarthritis in my back) so I wouldn't recommend it unless an orthopaedic surgeon is like you absolutely NEED this.

So did I! I grew 3"!!! Then, about seven years later, one of the bastard rods snapped, and I endured the worst month of my life as I was misdiagnosed with various things because 'titanium doesn't break'. I had all the metalwork removed, leaving me with an even more impressive scar than before, and I kept the height. Now, years later, my back hurts like a mofo, but the good news is I get amazing pain relief, and EVERYTHING is/was free, because I live in the UK. And I had a long peacock feather tattooed - in tasteful black - all along the scar. That hardly hurt at all, because of the nerve damage sustained under the surgeon's knife, so; clouds and silver linings, I suppose.

Ok yoy guys realize you are making this sound bad right? Like are you all ok?

@@peterDcontact Look mate, my tattoo makes me look reasonably interesting. Concentrate on the positive.

@@angelamaryquitecontrary4609 titanium is pretty brittle - if it gets any dings/damage on it, it will snap (relatively) easily. I used to work for a company that made titanium implants and dealt with them for years. Stainless steel was more ‘hearty’ and wouldn’t snap, but tended to bend better.

Greg’s are committed like that

It’s for science 🧬🔬⚗️🥼🧪

Especially if you're malnourished as a kid you'll end up being much smaller

_oh shit we’ve both got koro-sensei profile pics_

My long lost sister 😮

yeah people who grew up with nutritional deficiencies tend to be shorter as adults. but i don’t think its gonna make a huge difference to anyone whos watching that video lmao

I feel like most of these were targeted towards people still experiencing puberty. I mean I don't expect most adults to come across the video and say they're talking about me but I mean I guess they could have added a disclaimer