Don’t forget 3) Get lucky from a blind shot in the dark

4) Child Slavery

5) Cheap labor and terrible working conditions.

6: crime.

sometimes both

Wtf are these replies lmao

@@user-ic7dz4mv1y bots

These reply’s are nasty

@@GrandCircumlocution fr 🙄

but honestly not that far off because... he's a millionaire? soo...

Bro me too 😂 it must suck being poor 🤪😂

​@@Random-sk6hm Ikr, no idea why they don't just work harder, and do alpha breathing

as a homeless person, i’ve already infiltrated your business and home. Watch yourself.

@@meptune0335 I am shaking in my rich-people boots. I’m going to have to fire all to my hardworking employees and leave them all jobless just to make sure you’re gone

Maybe you can start of with a hot shower and end it with a hot shower

@@placeholderdoe wouldn't recommend that - hot showers are very easy to get used to and turning the temp down will make it feel wayyy colder. a regular shower should be where it hits ur skin and feels slightly warm, but is coldish by ur feet.

@@eleanorboggs3308 I was making a joke to just have a hot shower

That's what I do. I start hot, and by the end of the shower, it's as cold as I can stand it. I got to the point where I can't stand having the water really hot when I start anymore, and have to have it lukewarm almost immediately.

Thanks, I really needed to have a guide on how to shower today.

She is so good!! She posts some interior design on her tik tok

@@maddydecoster3351 yes i love her tiktok!! she liked one of my comments once and its my greatest achievement

@@kanejgf what’s her tiktok?

I was thinking this.

@@kanejgf that’s your greatest achievement?

shaming billionaires is a kindness to yourself and the world

well, it's please be nice to ME

@@uncannyvalley2113 UNLESS im a billionaire!

@@uncannyvalley2113 yes ik but in that part of the vid it just looks like “just be nice”

it’s not body shaming if it's a billionaire

Their work is so easy they need basically no calories

@@mbs8454 "wake up earlier and stop wasting time watching Kurt's Conner videos. This routine takes an hour or two at most. so 1-2 hours less sleep then normal everyday? That's not healthy. "You waste more time doing nothing on your phone or watching tv" At least with those I'm not pretending to be productive. Most of the routine just doesn't seem productive, like I could cut it down to- 0.Wake up (make bed if you feel the need) 1. Take a shower 2. Make a to-do list 3. (Optional) move body and/or meditate 4. (Optional) drink smoothie 5. Go about your day So much time an effort saved. Dude just added a bunch of bullsh*t to make his morning routine seem actually busy, like he literally put drink water, drink tea, and drink smoothie as three separate steps in the routine. Edit: also notice how there isn't a single f*cking business tip in there, no actual advice on how to make money. Billionaires really just bullsh*t people into thinking doing some stupid routine will somehow make them rich.

@@mbs8454 stop wasting your time responding to comments, it takes 8 hours to work and 7 hours to lick the boots of the upper class, and you need to go work again

Whats a 9-5 u mean 9 am to 5pm? My school has 8am to 6pm

@@bellathesuperpomsa job

I wake up an hour earlier so I can goof around while I get ready just to transition to my day. Just because I can get ready in 15 minutes doesn’t mean I want to. Do I get less sleep… yes but am I somehow more awake… maybe

Lol I just noticed that 😂

only be nice to people who actually deserve it. definitely not billionaires.

that's so hilarious dude 😂

please be N I C E

paradox of tolerance. cant be kind to billionaires without being an asshole to the working class.

He should’ve added a little more water and maybe a table spoon of some honey

Fr 😂🤣😂🤣

Coming from Danny’s vid, I genuinely thought it was an actual brain smoothie

A

Right?? Like sorry, I have actual stuff to do, like clean my house, go to my JOB and take my kids to school. I don’t have a maids and workers to do it all for me…

Test moving for 2 minutes in the morning, and drinking a glass of water. Yeah that’s just called getting ready for work. Meditation and Journaling are good. But just do it after work! Only people writing down dreams are usually artists, to use it for concepts.

Right? I probably have about 20 minutes in the morning (because I value sleep above all else) and basically all I have time for is to pee and feed my cats. I make my breakfast at work and even take my vitamins there too 😂

@@mattg082 I'm an artist and I literally take medication so I don't remember my dreams lol

Yeah definitely. One of my teachers was like this and I literally didn’t know how he had time to work out, meditate, journal, and bike to school BEFORE working. And then was on the school board. And then was the best teacher I ever had. And then spent time with his kids and wife.

It almost makes me want to try it. Alllmmost

right? A lot of these things are proven to improve mental health, theyre just holistic practices that were adopted by bros in a weird way 😂

Why not try it? Just look up the benefits. Meditation can change your life for the better in countless ways.

im taking a complementary and alternative mental health class rn and i just found out how beneficial meditation rlly is to overall health. like i started meditating regularly 2 weeks ago and im already wayyy less anxious! its crazy how effective it is :)

I have tried it 😂 I said it like that for comedic effect, but I guess more realistically… I should try it for the 15th time. I just loath similar things, like yoga. It’s too slow for me; I want to like it so bad, I just have no desire

ESPECIALLY for people like me okay

Damn, the submarine thing was 6 months ago?

Shame Kurtis didn't ride it.

I'm very disturbed by that, you think their just aliens in a skin suit?

@@manda4279 Monica why did you leave me

Was that the end of your sentence?

@@inthemindofny1100 i mean we do live in a society

@@ceaselesswatcher3707 I mean yeah lmao I’m just trynna figure out if that was all 🤣

@Quark I’m an atheist but no-

@Quarklmfaoooo what

what balls? literally everybody and their mothers call billionaires out for being big baby losers 24/7. tabloids stalk and wring the fuck out of these people to make a living. This isn't anything revolutionary... in fact, it's expected and extremely normal for people to shoot down people doing better than them in certain aspects lmao

u good?

How are they babies?

"Mental health suddenly feels like a rich person's privilege" feel like we've all kinda known this but seeing it actually typed out made something click in my head.

i mean, it's always been that way. when you've got nothing in your life to worry about, you focus on yourself

his gf is so cool like i love her style so much

@@megamuffin1012 and she’s so PRETTY

🤣🤣 you know sometimes i think the same

@@pokaay3163 jennaallard, its amazing tho

HAHAHAHAHAA

dirty like the movie....

why are the replies full of bots except that one person

Tbh his teeth could be yellow due to medication or something. I took a lot of antibiotics as a baby/little kid because I got a ton of infections, and it stained my permanent teeth yellow before I'd even lost my baby teeth. Admittedly, if I was a billionaire I'd probably get mine whitened, but still. Tooth color is dependent on a lot of factors.

@@sholem_bond hey a similar thing happened to me! thank you for mentioning it, i get its just a joke but it is kinda annoying to me because i literally brush my teeth 3 times a day and they're still yellow

Man, you're everywhere.

in group therapy for adhd we were supposed to learn mindfulness/meditation skills and I literally couldn't do it for longer than 30 seconds. I always hear that meditation is good for people with adhd but it's so hard for me that I really can't get myself to do it long enough to actually improve.

Bro wtf

@@llamotteling4109 consider alternate forms of meditation like walking or green time, cuz it's not about not having thoughts, it's like learning to let the impulsive thoughts go? It helps but not if you're trying to force yourself into a specific way of doing it. You can even meditate while doing something repetitive that doesn't require active focus like knitting

@@JadePlayer2 I do a lot of walking, listening to a podcast and "zoning out" to it, which is the closest I have come to meditating so far. I just thought it was kind of funny that even in adhd group therapy I couldn't focus enough 😅 but thanks for the tips!

Strange. When I first tried meditation, I could do 30 minutes, then 40, after a while - only 20, and now I can't even start. I don't even have ADHD. Just need to practice mindfulness for borderline & introspect for... gender? Idk. I liked meditation at first, but now I can't even think about it.

Nice pfp 👍

You had to drink smoothie?

@@fashiharz8584 i said almost for a reason. The smoothie thing is definitely not something I had to do, but I did have to make healthy breakfast choices and having a smoothie was an option.

i didnt even think about it but you’re low key right LOL we didn’t have to move around for two minutes in the morning or anything but a good amount of it was similar,,,, the three things you want to be/feel almost feels something you would do at a group session

Ikr

including the cold showers 😭

NIFA - Even when you pretend these aren't bots their comments make no fucking sense💀

@@neroquin It's like they completed a comment with the autocorrect suggestions, then put it through 7 layers of Google translate.

@@MahouKat I had 9 diffrent strokes while tryna read their comment

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YESSS TO THIS

Is your lack of dreaming from a head injury?

@@gardenofroses197 nope, im autistic and lack enough melatonin to dream naturally*, i can dream now sporadically(and have been able to for ~3 years) because im on melatonin, its still a weird experience that im not used to, and i definitely wouldn't be able to dream everyday and write it down even on meds *actually i was able to dream, but they were mostly nightmares or just memories, and happened twice a year at most

@@gardenofroses197 nah it’s relatively normal to not dream a lot. i didnt dream for like most of my life before taking melatonin and my head’s fine besides a minor concussion from like five years ago

Wait you don't dream? How do you get over your PTSD then?

@@lasagnalover_69bro I don’t think that’s normal. Usually I dream at least once or twice a week- sometimes more

Shit hahahaha now that really speaks volumes

ExCUSE me? What is wrong with that? I am a totally mentally stable person, (family, strangers, friends say not but whatever) and I always put an edge piece on the centre of the jigsaw puzzle. You got a PROBLEM with it?! 😡😡😤😤🤬😖😠👿😡😡😤😡🗯️🗯️👿😤😾😾😾😡😖😤😡😡👿😡👿😤😖😖😖🤬🤬🤬🤬 /j

@@onestevewafflesnot funny didn't laugh

@@tobyandahalf good for you, i dont care

@@tobyandahalf hello i am thegreatmutineerwaffle’s mother. after reading this reply, they immediately went into a roaring rage and started spinning around the house, arms extended, breaking my precious thrifted vases and our great grandmother’s urn. they then galloped out of the house, making a thegreatmutineerwaffle-shaped hole in the wall on the way, and started rolling down the street, knocking over everything and everyone in their path. once they calmed down from their rage, they burst into tears, flooding our entire house and forcing us all to snorkel from room to room. they wet the bed last night from their frequent night terrors, seeing this comment materialize before their poor eyes. i hope you’re proud of yourself.

Can’t forget his evil laugh

Dude looks like a chub

don’t forget hes bald too

@@h3ll0k1ttygirlie he's built like a villain.

The whole...Amazon package.

he doesnt really do those things…….makeup is just so….fake, also he already wakes up with perfectly styled beach waves every morning. i guess he’s just….not like other girls (/s)

He doesn't see any people because his routine takes all day, so he can skip that step. He doesn't even shave or perform normal grooming processes apparently.

@Quark quit spamming like damn.

@Quark no one cares

Good copypasta

@Quark I may agree with that, but you don’t need to force it onto others, if they aren’t being harmful then let them be.

@Quark may the lord be with u😉😉😉

I was so uncomfortable 🤣💀

It was the garbage smoothie for me

no the laugh I let out while trying to do it w him while also watching was INHUMAN omfg

@@danzinno how am I picturing this 🤣🤣🤣

i need to see this lmao

today we wake up and choose mediocrity🔥🔥

@Quark agreed

@Quark Im glad that somebody said it fr, im friends with people who are religious but they know if they talk to me about it im going to have my own opinions. In my opinion religion was created to have power over people. Those who think alike are easy to control, makes sense when you see how hard christianity pushes to "recruit" people ive literally heard PRIESTS call people of the congregation "clients" its a money and power grab that all religion is. Spirituality without a "god" at least has scientific founding with energy and everything.

@Quark atheist cringe hehe

@Quark The spirits of the woods are disappointed in you.

@@raelauren504 who

bro, thank you for this life tip, i always fuck up smoothies when i add spinach and end up with gross leafy chunks

Thank you! Love spinach in my smoothie, but the texture was just a bit unpleasant

Otherwise you end up chewing the smoothie lol Leafy stuff always goes in first.

I love how he just kept on making it the same way even though it tasted like shit

This may make smoothies with spinach a lot more pleasant thank you

This is a routine for people who have way too much spare time. That's all.

I personally don't like how journalling and meditation are peddled for mental health when they aren't cure alls and don't work for everyone.

@@THICCTHICCTHICC the irony of hating on billionaires while upholding the capitalist rhetoric that allows them to exist in the first place lmao

@@xavierbrown4051 they arent cure alls, and no one said they were. They help for most, but not all. No one said it was a quick fix.

Exactly, if it was marketed differently and delivered a little bit less pretentiously, I think it would be a perfectly fine list of thing to try to do if you have the time.

Im the only person in the reply currently that isnt a bot 😑😐

@@vixy2321 gotta love the bots 😂

Yesssss

Kurtis is the only man with a mullet. That’s it.

@@vixy2321 we're here, we're just not as loud as the bots lmao

I literally read the comments for like 20 minutes looking for someone who has interpreted this dream for him! 🤣 Thanks for this.

oh my gosh that's so cool!! is there anywhere you'd recommend for a beginner at interpreting dreams?

I once had a dream i was in a supermarket and i needed to pee then i met sis vs bro then i was in time square then i didnt have shoes then my mum gave me slippers but she was mad then i woke up thinking i rlly met sis vs bro(it was 2017) then i pees in the toilet

100% of the time I dream about peeing, it's bc I'm about to wake up due to needing to pee irl.

@quark too long I ain't reading that. Congratulations. Or sorry idk

@@neo122333 he’s saying how much he loves religion and is a true believer

@Quark you are why people hate atheists

@Quark As an atheist, I would say, you're making other atheist look bad.

@Quark nobody gaf 😭

He’s on that quadrillionaire mindset, does not have time for such triviality as looking things up.

@@ShanemanFP 💀💀💀

@@ShanemanFP god damn it you’re so right, how could i have been so ignorant 😭😭

@BANICA»💋 deadass????

Also tbf I've never in my life called them brain smoothie's but if you do it right healthy smoothies can taste fuckin awesome, I love me an avocado banana smoothie and no one can stop me from constantly making them

I agree making fun of billionaires but I don’t really agree with body shaming purely Cus of other people who have it for example my sister has the same eye problem as jeffy bezos and she’s pretty self conscious of it so it would effect her to see others be made fun of for it yknow (no hate)

@@indymay5760 I think the difference is that those people are portrayed as the peak of human performance, while having flaws like anyone - but they actually would have the money to fix this stuff yet look like a goon. (not bc of an eye in particular or anything, its more like the whole package with those guys - they are just goofy).

u mean...Elon Musky??? sry

@@indymay5760 Yeah, jokes are fine, but aren’t exclusive to the people being made fun of. They still hurt others who relate to the person being made fun of.

Yeah they just get away with it because people accept/idolise anything rich ‘successful’ people do, it’s like when models wear ugly outfits

my immigrant mother with 4 kids and 3 jobs with different employers "kept working"... now she's 72 with severe arthritis collecting 900 bucks a month social security as her only form of income . Gotta love the American Dream

It’s the perfect trick, tell people to just work harder and smarter, let a few rise through the ranks, and keep the illusion the system is working and fair in any sense. Nobility used to do that with some peasants to make other peasants think they can become nobles and that the system isn’t oppressive

kinda reminds me of artists who always say "just practice" as advice

@@oncreativemode5486 That I will defend because A. I'm an artist myself and have sometimes told others who've asked me, "how did you get so good?!?" "Literal decades of practice" And B. You *can* get good at art through hard work and dedication. You'll never in your lifetime become a billionaire if all you do is work.

@@oncreativemode5486 i mean that does actually work though. If you dont get any additional tips and tricks it will take a bit longer, but if you keep practicing you will get better

omg this is so true

this is fr only real kurtis fans know this one

so true

on god

Or he's gonna alpha breathe

deep comma

,

if you are still in coma...then we are just a part of your coma, and if you wake up... it might be the end of us 😱😱😱

I love men

And after each shower

@@unicornfabuloso lol that too

He also stole that "human doing" quote from a Simpsons episode, so he's an uncreative rich hack.

I’m 99% sure that the people who made the video are not billionaires and have no business telling people how to become billionaires. The narrator of that video is some guy named Jim Kwik who definitely doesn’t seem to be a billionaire from what I can tell.

Just don’t work there… get a job that accommodates your hours and a job you enjoy, nobody is forcing you to work at Amazon where they’re 9$ above the minimum wage as a storage worker or 4$ above the average job for 1st time jobs?

@@nicholasvargas8510 This dude deadass using the “bro just get a different job bro” argument lmfaoo

poor person mindset

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Cause we aren't human doings, we are human beings 😌😌

I’m still not over “squeet” from another recent video

time stamp?

@@Melissa-zr6zw physible, squeet, and surface leather

@@froggy5748 "h u h ?"

if they stop moving for too long, rigor mortis sets in

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Exactly, first of all billionaires constantly get asked by bullshit websites "WhAt iS YoUr MorNiNg RoUtiNe?!?" so they can write yet another clickbait billionaire morning routine article, so they are constantly having to think up interesting things to say when asked this question, so a lot of it is purely made up. But yes, the biggest problems a billionaire has to contend with are boredom and apathy, so a lot of them really do have crazy morning routines like this to help with the crushing depression of being a billionaire. Movie stars do the same thing, since every challenge and obstacle is removed from their lives, they need to fill it with ridiculous stuff like this to stop themsevles going insane. Only billionaires who have *already made their money* and are living off the profits from their investements live like this, the ones that are still working every day to make even more money just eat breakfast and have a shower like everyone else.

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Cant going from cold to hot like give u a heart attack

@@12venni in very, very extreme cases sure. Like if they warm you up too quickly when you're hypothermic

@@12venni imagine dying from going from cold to hot 💀💀💀

@@z.spinney2058 Yeah thought so, im from Finland so i have heard of someone getting a heart attack from like going from a really hot sauna to ice swimming

@@12venni but that’s like litterally something millions of people do every day in finland. the person that died probably had some sort of health problems, if it was really that dangerous you’d be hearing it on the news every day that people died from it

The harder u work the less you make in this world

@@tylerandleahcanadian3888 doesnt apply to everything lol

@@vv285 I mean most jobs lol Hard labour doesn't pay very well man

This resembles my anti-depression quarantine routine that I tried to do. *Cause I had more than enough time*

hahahaha

Billionaires gave workers work, money, etc Workers still can run any business legally, but they choose to work on corp And so after that you are shitting billionaires for "stepping on worker" Nice work, lefty

the “working class” are often lazy and obnoxious i pity rich people because they achieved so much while most of us are just slackers who don’t wanna progress much

@@donnieraczynski572 pretty sure i lost brain cells while reading ur comment.

Hey! Billionaires work really hard to exploit the the labor power of the working class in order to extract surplus-value and generate profit. It's unproductive, harmful work, sure, but you can be certain they will do everything to maintain and prolong the mode of production in place.

Donnie Raczynski how to lose brain cells in one second

technically correct, there's been studies done that show that sociopaths are more successful in business

He needs to make a part 2 doing his proposed morning routine for a week

I really wanted him to actually make a cosmic brownie Mountain Dew smoothie :(

Yeah, it got me good lol

Same lol

that’s so cute shoelace i hope you’re doing okay

Yeah havent audibly chuckled at a joke like that in a bit 💀

ME TOO LMAO

@@Lem0nswrd true

omg wow

you’re a genius…

Man that's so deep /lh /j

Zamn... Hope he recovers soon 😔

@@sunnybowos266 Zamn, she’s twelve 😔😔

I don't think anyone was exactly rushing to the billionaire's aid 😂

You ok?

They can afford to have surgeries whenever they want 👍 I can't afford any surgeries unfortunately

333 likes, the universe says we're on the right track by shaming billionaires

oof the o

I MADE THE LIKES 666

Word

That's peasant work.

@BANICA»💋 my thoughts exactly

i think he did lol

he’s living well but even someone who makes like 40k/mo is nowhere near the 1% it’s insane to think abt just how rich billionaires really are

@@betsapp8501 that is extremely true but no one said that

Same. Then I saw that shower and realized oh yeah, he's really successful

Yeah, but not everyone with fancy things has as much money as you might think. I know people with decor like that who go out for $60 brunch like 3 times a week, and they're struggling to pay rent. Even needed their parents to pay for car repairs

Yeah, but not everyone with fancy things has as much money as you might think. I know people with decor like that who go out for $60 brunch like 3 times a week, and they're struggling to pay rent. Even needed their parents to pay for car repairs

@@JesterSatans Why do you think someone like Bill is ever gonna spend time picking up a 100 dollar bill, hell, he might not even use notes and only uses cards or net-banking.

@@JesterSatans bro are you dumb...? Your comments make no sense and is grammatically incorrect. Simply put, a man such as Bill Gates is too desensitized to money that he'd spend the effort of bending down to pick up a 100 dollar bill. He'd not even bat an eye if 100 dollars fell from his pockets since money at this point has little value to him.

@@karanaher5030It’s a metaphor.

jesus christ that's insane

@@karanaher5030do you take everything this literally

Shut up sub botter

You're allowed to bodyshame everyone.

Alpha breathing was a good contester

The thing is though, that the billionaires doesn't see that. But other people with similar bodies do, and it hurts them. I'm all for taking down billionaires, I think being that rich is absolutely morally reprehensible, but I don't think body shaming is the way to go about it since it won't actually hurt them, but only hurt other people.

@@milkispolitics I don’t know if kurtis have that many old white man watching him, and if he has they’re not really a >minority< you know? so...still pretty harmless

@@milkispolitics Maybe they should brush their teeth then?

@@_slvgnt what about the jeff bezos eye thing? i m sure theres a lot of ppl with similar “issues” here, it seems pretty common and also its not really about a person with this exact thing watching a video and getting sad, although theres always a possibility of that. its about mindset towards body positivity in general. if an insecure person sees someone roasting someone else’s looks, they will probably get sad too, even if they dont have the same exact “problem”

Maybe on their days off but probably not, this is to much carpe-diem

another takeaway is: don't copy others, figure out what works for you personally

Except Trisha paytas, that’s the one thing I’ll give her

My morning routine consists of rolling out of bed, showering while half-asleep, rushing to class an hour early because if I’m not an hour early I’ll be two hours late, killing time by drinking my morning coffee and eating Franzbrötchen at the university café, and finally going to class to catch up on the sleep I did not get the night before. So yeah. I do stuff. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

@@paris5410 My morning routine is very similar to this! We're just trying to survive lol.

ily😭😭

Omg thaaaanks 😊

good MORNING

I ligit wanna see someone do this tho

The Thomas part sent me😂

What if i told you: it is

They need to have a smooth brain to enjoy that awful smoothie lol

Accurate. You read right through them

you cant be serious... god that must be so surreal and almost borderline dystopian lol

@@jordynensor2081 the thing that’s so funny to me is that my boss isn’t actually a billionaire, the video kurtis reacted to was repurposed by a channel called “be inspired” I believe, and for some strange reason they titled it “billionaire morning routine”… my boss is just passionate about brain health and shared his morning routine and they turned it around and are like BILLIONAIRE MORNING ROUTINE

I hope you get a chance to give him shit about the "gems" and other crap he puts in his tea.

AHAHHHAHAHA

you should ask him what today’s to feel list says