really disappointed they didn’t put the hooters ceo in drag

I don’t know what’s more shocking, the fact there are two guys living the “Tarzan” life, or the fact they don’t seem to want to scam anyone and just want to vibe.

I love that peak 80's H4CK3RM4N aesthetic going on in the final setup.

Oh man I just love Harry Potter's catchphrase "Magic is right knickers innit?"

Actual Christian horror movie: Passion of Christ. I’ve never met a modern Christian who hasn’t claimed that movie isn’t the scariest thing they’ve ever seen. 🤣

You and Danny’s dynamic is always so entertaining. I hope you guys keep making videos together !!!!

Mogwarts, sounds like griftmaxing

MVP trilogy vid when????

Not the grapefruit sucking sound effects 😢

Hey Kurtis, it wasn't very nice of you to say I am objectively wrong for not liking monkeys. I'm neurodivirgent and I've never understood everyone else's fascination with monkeys, when the strange birds and sea creatures call to me so much more. There's something called a tube worm Kurtis, a worm already looks like a tube and they named it a tube worm, how can I not have that in my top 3? Axoltls act like they don't have a brain and are always happy! Number one animal for me, even if we disagree you could've been more nice about it :(

I've never been more proud and simultaneously embarrassed to be Czech in my entire life. And the fact it was on kid's TV programe- oof...

DEEKAAYYY, DONKEY KONG -viking guy

You know how it is you have kids then you moonwalk to the shop to get some milk and then they say you have abandoned them. I'm not sure who I believe the girl or her dad I think the only solution is dance off

Ohhhh how Roddy Piper went from They Live to this. What a bummer. But glad he got that check, I guess. Wait this movie came out in 2015 and Roddy passed away in 2015. This trash movie killed him! Obviously.

THE REAL SAYING GOES....THOSE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES, SHOULDNT DO LAUNDRY..

Please go monkey mode for a week

Bro this song fuckin slaps

He looks like ghosthoney with the long hair wig

53:29 yeeeeAAAAAAAAAAAA

He's starting to like Ariana Grande for real

my vid straight up buffered after the throat clearing and I was almost convinced that was part of the joke

Kurtis this is such an infuriating video, hastily making conclusions while there is a literal update to it stating otherwise. Sure the dad has questionable (to say the very least) political stances but that should not be the basis of how he treats his daughter.

4:40 ITS ROWDY RODDY PIPER!

Maybe That’s why you got divorced two times

Become what that one turtle from Kung Fu Panda said

That’s a banger😂❤

Little late but the holes ref is peak!

My dumb ass fully expected his website to be written in monkey noises, I was very disappointed

How has it already been a month since he’s posted this holy fuck

I can't imagine that "come and take it" dude still watches you. Surprised he ever did; you've never given a vibe that would be enjoyed by a neoconfederate sack of garbage.

Honestly I’ve just made the assumption that the wolves work like jojo stands to keep my sanity afloat for just a millisecond longer…

PROPERGANDA?? I HARDLY KNOWA?!

I would have put the 35 mil on black

The rap was fire though.

You thought you ape

The AOL shirt has me feeling seen

15:40 I NEVER KNEW WHY I HAD TERRIBLE DREAMS WHEN I SLEPT ON MY BACK AND THIS EXPLAINS IT

the song was every cat ever

I know that this was a while ago but this is the second time that Kurtis made a joke about ajr 😅😅 hehe I’m an ajr fan

when he did the thirst trap thats like a girl reacting to a video of a girl doing a thirst trap (showing cleavage etc) and going i dont like how shes looking at me i think she wants to f me?? i get the video is satire i enjoyed it just thought id throw this out there

oh my goodness the necklace and shirt combo is soo good

20:33 yee

IF I HAD TO GUESS THIS IS SOME SORT OF A.I. CHANNEL OR PROJECT WHAT GIVES IT AWAY FOR ME IS THE 4 DIFFERENT STARTS PRETTY MUCH TO A SIMILAR STORY.

12:23 JEFF BEZOS IS THEIR ART TEACHER?

Looks like there’s a new liver king in town

THIS HAS TO BE A TROLL...

i need to bleach my eyes

23:20 This really offended me because he threw somebody ELSES leftovers away like it wasn't even his and that was probably somebody's meal they were going to eat later and some spoiled brat decided they wanted to throw away good food just because it looks "disgusting" I am infuriated it doesn't even matter that I'm Hawaiian but anyways, that's just rude and you would also get beat up for that ignorance

kurtis is wearing a whole ass robert