She did get her love letters shredded and used as material to be danced with

“Cis-het white girl trying to be oppressed” was the only believable part of this film

Because platinum blondes killed my grandma, ok?

​@NoahDaDudeBroMan my uncle broke his leg after tripping over a dirty blonde

​@commercialairline STRAWBERRY BLONDEMA, NOOOOOOOO!!

ay Tone

MY GOBBAGULE

Giorno as your profile pic makes this anecdote all the more sweeter.

My farts are better than Danny’s farts 💨

Non c'è problema, e ay passami una birra vorresti?

Are there aliens in zombies 3?

@@Jesstify531yes actually

Oh I really hope the A is for Alien 😂 That would be the single most hilarious twist ever 😂

@@francescapatti2934you’re literally correct. Her grandma was an alien

@@francescapatti2934I have amazing news for you…

Only good joke in the franchise and its not supposed to be a joke 💀

It’s genuinely so fucking hilarious. I’d love to have a shrimp mascot

@@OWASMRIt’s definitely supposed to be a joke

@@OWASMRit definitely is & her punching Zed in EVERY movie is so funny too

genuinely the one good joke

😭☠️😂

all 4 dollars 100 likes wow

After the 🦐 the rest went to the mortgage.

That mascot costume is honestly the best character design in the film, maybe even the whole franchise

why is he the bus driver though

Gaslight. Gatekeep. Wolfboss.

Ruff! 🐕

Therian era???

THERIAN ERAAAAAA

Therians unite 👇

Not better then ever after high though 🫡

@@SatanicGhostCatEver After High for life

YESSS

nah man that movie it ass 😂

@@the_Dos__doesn't danny gonzalez make videos on bad movies?

literally like leave those therians alone

This is the best comment

And then grandparents in the sky. Actually wait, that's just sad.

they had the underground couples in that one zoom collab lol

If eggnog had subterranean adoptive parents, surely that could count?

@@cupriferouscatalyst3708well it’s better than parents underground

It is genuinely the worst thing about the entire plot of every movie

“Oh, you’re a minority? Please hold on while I force myself into your group. 😊”

addison : “omg it’s unpopular people! they will be just like me bc i’m so quirky awkward and i don’t fit in 😅.”

Gurly's the rtca of supernatural beings

​@@ForeseenGreenLMFAOOOO

It makes sense for the new monster high movie but those outdoor teens? Nuh uh 😂

It makes sense for the new monster high movie but those outdoor teens? Nuh uh 😂

LMAO most accurate description i've seen yet

I mean he's not wrong lmao. They look like kids with messy hair and weird clothes

We should coin that term for werewolves

My farts are better than Danny’s farts 💨

@@p-__ 👎

Cackle, chuckle, giggle, chortle, and maybe guffaw?

Yeah about that...

She's an alien in the 3rd movie I think

An illegal alien

If they wanted her hair to be some shocking thing that sidelines her, they could have made it more shocking, like idk polka dot hair would look a bit goofy if done badly but nooooo they had to go with something that is still fairly acceptable

For real it's like....omg she's.... a little lighter than blonde! ...the horror 😂

Like all women

@@Finnbobjimbob Nah bro I'm dead😭😭😭

​@@Finnbobjimbob god daaamn you ate and vomited immediately giga sigma middleshooler

Have you ever seen a white girl with blonde hair?

​@@Finnbobjimbob such skibidi Sigma we got here , I'm the alpha I'm the leader woooo 🐺🐺🐺

One of the emergency monster laws in the first movie was that zombies couldn’t go to school with humans. It being repealed was literally what led to the plot of the first movie. None of the laws specifically designed to protect the town from werewolves, did anything to hinder the werewolves.

they just REALLY wanted to be racist towards the zombies again

Fr

a perfect metaphor for racism that they did not intend

I'm reading this comment before watching the video. 😭 There's werewolves?!

thats... i mean that's pretty much what Zed does in the first film lmao

That sounds familiar..

well, i mean, let's be real, for some reason people do same thing but with skin color. only for historical reason, no reasonable one:/

Hair colour is extremely important to these poeple. I mean look at addison. ew right

They wear a wristband thing that prevents them from their zombie behavior. Without they fucking kill and eat people.

6th movie: somehow turns out to be a ✨mermaid✨

7th movie: her parents are secretly vampires lol

8th movie: she’s secretly a fairy princess who was hidden and brought into this town because her whole family was slaughtered

9th movie: Her father is a gnome and was a slave to giants who made him tend to their gardens.

10th movie: Her mom was secretly a troll half vampire this whole time who can turn back the time but forward

His mouth doesn’t even look out of place, he might’ve played Zed

Time stamp?

​@@karlosbread72136:39

😂

Yessss 😂 funniest part, had me rolling.

Yeah i had that exact thought. Without real monsters this is just a story of violent settler colonialism but quirky 🤪

Colonialism: Disney edition

not inaccurate depiction of settler-native relations in actual USA history tbh. down to finding mysterious power source on the beasts' homeland

I think that was partially the point yeah

This is their apology for Pocahontas

I can sadly inform they had an animated series that did have vampires

OH YEAH, also, since you mentioned the human "alpha" rhetoric, not only is that completely false and wolves do not have alphas like humans think they do, instead their packs have intricate norms and roles, and there is no gender or sex discrimination. So that's another great reason to make fun of those "alpha men"

They're just LARPers who somehow got superpowers

@@Random-sk6hmDo they have powers though?

​@@manslaughter3180 What's even more funny is that wolves are actually matriarchal, and the breeding female generally calls most of the shots within the pack. So it's pretty damn ironic that they are the chosen animal to represent "UlTrA mAsCuLinE dOmInaNt mEn".

​@@manslaughter3180 quiet literally the "alphas" are just the breeding pair of adults. The rest of the pack are just their kids.

Real

I mean monsters ARE second class citizens in this, when you consider laws are already ON THE BOOK (albeit suspended) which are blatantly discriminatory to them

I love your pfp

Nah

*Cloaker noise intensifies*

Guess it was good enough to gain attention.

As soon as I hear that song I get Gacha flashbacks

YES

theres a 3?

@@EnnnVyyy Yeah Audrey is evil and Hades is mals dad in the 3 movie

​@idk4509 descendants 3 is my favourite just bc Hades' hair looks SO SO BAD. its terrible & i love it

I’m one of those new viewers can you please explain 😫😫🙏

@@ingridleighton1023 Danny has a series in which he reacts to Disney Channel movies, one of those movies being Radio Rebel. He named that video “I’M RADIO REBEL”, after one of the scenes in it. The title stuck, so here we are now, haha.

Waiting for the inevitable "I'm HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL"

My farts are better than Danny’s farts 💨

​@@p-__ what the fuck?

I don’t think we can call them “werewolves” they just have claws and pointy ears and also uh uh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah that’s pretty much it

@@DisneyHaterKing1923Did they have pointy ears?

@@victorlolxd7347 some of them I think

i feel like it's hard to show danger when you're a disney channel original movie

I know furries in highschools across the country do worse on a daily basis.

And the girl who played Emma in Jesse is also in School Spirits too

13:18 in case anyone was wondering

zombies looking like normal people to the left is normal zombie media werewolves never even being wolfy is weird

At least zombies are supposed to be humanoid creatures that were just ex-humans who like eating brains. These werewolves don’t even look like wolves 😭

To be fair, at least Zombies generally look like humans even if they're decaying. Werewolves on the other hand turn into wolves during the full moon, and the werewolves in this movie don't even do that.

Jotaro Kujo ?! Is that a Jojo reference ?! 😱🥶🥶🥶🥵‼️

Their skin is pale and underneath their eyes are red so ig that's something

100%

Bro the coach was always my favorite character

i read this at the same time he said it 😭😭

"The Locally Recognized and Permissible Forest" was already taken.

Bro I saw that to😂😂😂😂😂😂

Alpha men don’t eat

Alpha men are African​@@InfiniteIcyKT

@@InfiniteIcyKT Sigma Males look like fossils

@@user-fh3tg8kt2wthat’s racist…

It’s so funny if you think about the context. You settled on their land, without their permission, stole their resources, And they attacked you. What’d you expect 😭

@@NearsightedNarhwalI guess they wanted the werewolves to be nicer to them about having everything stolen from them lol

I'm curious what other teen werewolf movies you're thinking of? All I can think of is the movie Teen Wolf, starring Michael J. Fox, which has different racial overtones. Edit: actually I just thought about twilight and their werewolves, so there's at least a couple.

@@nootnewt9323 omg this reminds me of when people were memeing the movie “Tall Girl” “I have to wear a size 13 Nike, in MENS” “ *i was born without arms.* “

@donovanfaust3227 I was mostly just thinking about twilight and winging it from there, mostly because "we tried to set up home in nature but people already living there didn't want us?!?!? What the heck?!?!" Is a theme used in a couple of things iirc

I think they realised zombids were jsut dead humans and they LITTERALLY PUT "LEASHES" on the zombies like the wrist bands so they could control them

It's a commentary about how those who have less status in society might turn against a more vulnerable group to protect their 'in-group' status. E.g. how so many working class people in UK will be anti-immigrant or how there's a whole subset of women or gay people who oppose trans rights despite literally having to fight the same battle against the same oppression

youd think that the zombies, having been oppressed by the humans, would recognise similar treatment towards the werewolves and treat them with more empathy

I can explain! Werewolves only attack once every month, while zombies attack all the time every day. hope this helps! :)

​@@potato-uj9dk Yeah but I mean hey, look at Israel

Same here!!! It's good background noise and entertainment so I'm not too restless to sleep.

😢Same

Addison is basically one of those white girls who finds out that her great-great-great-great-great-grandmother might have had a cousin who could have possibly been 0.001% Native American and proceeds to make that her entire personality.

It’s like the rich trust fund kid at college trying to relate to their classmates who are surviving off of ramen.

@@tsifirakiehl4250It’s giving “im not one of those rootin tootin racist white people!!! I’m part British!!”

​@@NearsightedNarhwalPart British is hilarious

shes the americans who finds out theyre 5% irish from a family member shes never met and proceed to say they're just SO connected to ireland (they dont know the difference between ireland and northern ireland)

my carbon dioxide and water is converting to glucose and oxygen as i watch

what! ❤

🌱 same 🌱

Real

this so so real

That part was funny lmao

That was so funny 💀

Genius level bullying

It's the most realistic thing I've ever seen Disney do. That's so sad I didn't even realize it as a kid. 😭

literally

Lol

Them outdoor teens be the most deadly

YIKES

Good lord

Someone was like “how do we make the werewolves from twilight even more racist” and they came up with native coded werewolves. It’s wild bc in the third movie they make aliens a metaphor for undocumented immigrants lmao

I am so glad he is making this video. The first video is the reason I watch this channel. It’s great he is making a sequel.

Ah yes, systemic racism, the easiest and simplest thing in the world to beat.

@@deen7530 All it takes is a few poppy dance numbers and boom, solved!

I loveee Alex's videos

"Slightly blonde" her hair is whiter than a 90 year old's

It's soooo stupid from a writing perspective but from a character perspective... to be fair in the first movie she said she would get bullied for it and she was right. People deadass do not fuck with the white hair lol

@@FrenkTheJoy In the first movie yes, but in zombies 2 and 3 is platinum blonde

​@@FrenkTheJoy *Slightly blonde*r*

Real

DANNY SHOWED US THE LIGHT!!!

Fr

Follow Danny you will find the light

We all are Gregs

she gives the energy of someone who says “I can’t be homophobic, my cousin is gay 😊” or “I can’t be racist, my best friend is black!”

She seems like the person who tries to set up her queer friend with somebody who’s “just their type!!” But the only thing they have in common is *being queer.*

the funny thing about that is there are at least two canon lgbt characters in the zombies universe. one of the aliens in zombies 3 has a crush on willa (one of the werewolves) and strictly uses they/them pronouns. willa reciprocates the crush on the alien. they could have used either one of them if they really wanted to include a zombies character on their pride art.

And I honestly think the worst thing they did with this series is end it with her being part alien, because it really feels like they're *encouraging* hormonal teenagers to force themselves into other cultures because "you never know when something's going to stick!"

@@phantombobanah she’s more like ‘I can’t be racist I am 1/19 African

Yo that’s the one where they meet the cast of Jessie right? Banger special

@@chimppower2748 YES it was so good

Literally. Pinnacle of comedy no joke

💀💀

That's gonna haunt her for the rest of her life

@@juliangandara9552 oh trust me, I always remind her of it 😈 and she dies a little of her past self's cringe every time

HELP IM CRYING😭

That's adorable. Kids are so weird man

💯

fr who gave him a cdl 😭

cus he like dat lil bro 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏‼️‼️‼️

I was going insane during that scene when I first watched the movie I was SO hoping Danny would say something 😭 He didn’t swerve or brake or anything heading straight for that kid in the middle of the road. It’s just all so ridiculously unsafe and they never acknowledge what the heck is going on with the mascot 💀

I love how her metaphorically black boyfriend is not literally black

Same!!

Which minority do you wanna be when you grow up Addison? ''All of them''

The non-binary bisexual slay that movie was

It really was

what, is it vampires or something

@@liamroberson440 not sure if this is a spoiler since they show it in the trailers, but it’s aliens

​@@cureidolsmile9820WHAT😂😂

The 3rd one however was made by a local internet goofball who has committed advertising crimes in his past

ikr? you can watch any video of Danny and still enjoy them to the fullest bc of how consistent he is with his content and humor. he’s GOAT fr

On the subject of style, those are some great glasses he wears in the Hello Fresh ad! They look really good on him, very nice frame choice.

I’d watch any content Danny made he’s so funny

Yea

Yes, I love it, very funny the most funnest one I've watched was his wikihow video, that will never not make me laugh

It's fine, they're already zombies lol

There’s a series of shorts attached to these movie which have both vampires and mermaids. Honestly, this movie would better with mermaids, as there would have been a much more valid reason to never see their. Mermaid form

​@@cureidolsmile9820and then there will be sirens which will be considered as outcasts or just the way the humans there look at zombies. And as lore some mermaids were bitten by radio active ambulances that's why they turned into sirens and now they're being considered as fin thirsty monsters who are actually underwater feral teenage fishes

⁠@@StarryPurpleX yep. Radioactive ambulances are a real danger for mermaids. If you’re unlucky and get bitten, you turn into an angsty teen, no matter your age.

pron

The laws were made to effect specifically Zombies of course they dont do anything to werewolves. Its like bringing back Jim Crow laws and wondering why it isnt stopping Aliens.

If you follow the clumsy way they're trying to navigate the topic, they've entered 1950s America

Imagine werewolves showed up in real life and to combat them the government just reinstated segregation. This movie makes 0 sense

There are 3 movies, 2 what I can only consider to be weird png animated shorts series and one ordinary shorts series (I think it's a shorts series, I don't know because I haven't watched it) and no one *once* thought to give her some *real* character development

She's what we call a "Mary Sue."

She just wants to find out what she is and who her group is.

I mean to be fair, it's accurate to child/teenagerhood for a lot of people. A lot of folks go through a stage where they feel like they dont fit in or they dint have an identity and then try way too hard to find something they can concretely say is "them". Sometimes it's really cringe, bc.... They're young and their brains are still developing lmao.

Also if he thinks this lore is confusing, he should watch frozen 2.

They just can't eat.

Do you remember me?

How do the werewolves speak English, get food etc and avoid being discovered while living close enough to be in the school district

@@Random-sk6hm Right like it’s not adding up. The math isn’t matching.

Also making Addison think she’s one of that new species just because she can’t figure out why the f is her hair white

idk i remember people making the argument that "if young people have white hair how do we tell how old they are?!?!? Therefore white hair = bad" so there definitely are some of those types out there

I had a gf who had to sleep with her neck propped up because her hair was so brittle. It upset her when it was touched, so no arm over the shoulder etc. Talk about fried!

@@madpie5147 More than one person made that argument? Lol that's dumb as shit

I have black hair, I bleached it myself when I was a teenager so I could dye my hair crazy colors, but the best I could do was a yellowish color before it looked like it was about to fall out. I did manage to dye it red, but blue was not gonna work. My hair was trashed for ages

you can get bullied for anything, especially as a kid. but it doesn't show her get bullied . it doesn't show her being cast out. she's with her pack all the time the cheerleaders/friends. her parents don't oppress her. for example, wanting to send her away to boarding school. and bringing people from different ways of life who have barbaric traditional things that are part of them that you dont agree with like honor killings and female genital mutilation, forced marriage, etc, would absolutely be seen as ''monstrous''. its only when those people repress/stop doing of all that problematic stuff about their kind, that we can all get along. dangerous propaganda as people will not change a part of their culture that you deem as unacceptable.

I feel ya.

My local mall closed the Disney store in 2022.

I miss the Disney Stores so much. I didn’t buy much often, but it was always an immersive experience.

These songs are amazing 🙄

So like in many real world societies then?🤷‍♀

I thought this movie had an actual good shot at exploring other sides of racial conflicts because you see the way SeaBrook dealt with the werewolves wasn’t like how they dealt with the zombies, they were actually very receptive and nice to them and the werewolves were the ones who were aggressive and mean to them because they thought they were better than them, if they had acknowledged that the werewolves could have gotten the MoonStone peacefully from the start if they just told the truth to them they could have had a message that being a minority or a victim of oppression doesn’t give you a pass to be mean to others, but the movie not only doesn’t acknowledge that but it also says that the humans (and occasionally the zombies) are always on the wrong and the werewolves are always on the right

It’s not even banning zombies from school or making them stay home, they just can’t go to prawn. Crisis averted.

@@lauracerqueiramachado8979 That's...interesting. What I thought could have happened was they were going to show the zombies, despite experiencing oppression from humans, will now work with the humans to oppress the werewolves since the werewolves don't fit their standards of an "acclimated monster". Like how pick me women are anti-feminist to get validation from men despite experiencing misogyny from said men.

that one is a train wreck

​@@jiru331 what are you talking about I thought it was good ❤

@@jiru331wrong

@@jiru331all of them are a train wreck tbh. Also because I had to watch it a billion times cause my lil sister put it on. So I am bias

Same!!! I love these movies sm!!

For real, I felt like such a boomer trying to take an interest watching this with my baby sister. I was like "Oh that's cool, is her hair white because she's a werewolf?" "no in the next movie you find out she's an alien" "WHAT?" literally felt left in the dust by these kids today

yep an alien💀

I feel like being a werewolf would have made a lot more sense than an alien ☠️. Just because sis has white hair???

she really says in the third movie “the most important thing in seabrook… is me!” me n my mom watch the first and third movies together, not the second one bc it sucks, but o m g we died at the third one

the strangest part is she’s 1/4 alien but somehow has all the alien abilities/powers which is so random