Alternative title: False advertising at its best

Fiverr: ... Jazza: im not a spy Fiverr: we didnt ask... Jazza: still not a spy

2:36 "A makeup artist that is always accompanied by a wild animal who is wearing too much lipstick." Later: Disappointed when it turns out it's not the snake wearing too much lipstick.

"THEY DID NOT MAKE-" yeah no they didn't, one of those is an actual animation on netflix

The fact that the actual artists charged the least amount of money says a lot about the way in which society views arts as a real job.

Honestly, the Wildcards were better than all the other orders made prior

I love how he used " Jazzmine's " voice while he was typing

As a learning 3D modeller, the 3D animations hurt. Its clear that the people making them had a poor understanding of the software, and little to no understanding of how to properly animate. Blender, atleast, has many shortcuts in the rigging, texturing, and animating process. You only have to rig 1 side of a mesh, and Blender can automatically fill out the other side. Procedural textures (Generated with shader node magic and math) can easily be used to texture models in seconds. And animation can be done in minutes, if you rig properly. Moving an arm to the desired location, and placing a keyframe, Blender fills in the actual movement internally, only needing you to specify destinations. Even the lighting was hot garbage, which is generally really easy to do. The first person didnt even try, and just used a generic female model. The second person actually modeled Jazmine, but clearly isnt good at stylization. However they did atleast didnt do the same _disgrace_ half the animators did to that poor snake.

the thumbnail: cheap one: his favorite expensive one: disappointment

I wonder if the animators are smacking themselves in the face when they realized they were animating for Jazza

"1 minute of good animation takes nearly about a month" my respect for the anime production companies just increased......

The one with the dog actually came out really well!! I really enjoyed it

“Daddy where’s my college money?”

Seeing someone toss that amount of money so carelessly gives me anxiety

may the gods grant me the confidence in my artistic abilities that these animators have to price themselves at those rates

The fact that that some of these are so lazy looking makes me feel great about my 2d animations

Alternate Title: Jazza getting scammed for 18 minutes straight.

Am I the only one that when I heard the prompt I imagined the wild animal wearing the lipstick?

14:33 This look like the intro of a serial of a vloggers family with a dog! Man that was really really good .. better than the other ones to be honest

13:30 "Love you neighbour!" (Throws snake on screen)

more like “jazza gets scammed thousands of dollars and rethinks life choices”

Can't you get your money back if it's not what they advertise? Because this is criminal lol

14:11 his voice lip syncs with that animation

Is no one going to mention how well-made the one at 12:07 is for the price?

This vid should be named: Jazza regretting his life decisions

honestly should report those people who are clearly false advertising like that, its practically scamming people

“They’ve both got glasses, they have a lot in common” as a glasses wearer, I can confirm this.

that moment when you realize jazza could also be a female voice actor

The 3d one stole an animschool trailer as their example.

He got so scammed here, feels bad man

me: falls asleeps me: finger accidentally clicks this what i hear: *_"IT'S A LIE!1!!"_*

The second one was actually amazing!!! I expected another mess lol not that I could do anything close to a mess

This made me feel less shitty about my own animation lmao

At least half of those were literal scams...

I laughed so hard I snorted when you started talking in your "Jasmine" voice, especially the "love you neighbor" that got me good😂

This made me laugh so much!! I really enjoyed that. It made my evening ❤️👏👏👏 Thank you

Me calculating how many Copics I can buy with all the money he has used

when the 3d jazmine shot her snake attack at the camera it caught me so off guard i literally cried laughing... my goodness

The algae rhythms have been recommending this sort of video to me lately, and I have to say, yours are some of the most entertaining I've seen hahaha!

Can we just appreciate how much jazza appreciates other artists??

Jazza-ITS A LIE A LIE THEY DID NOT MAKE THAT!! Me-*leans back knowing it’s going to be a good video*

Oh no you got scammed on the first one, they used a program that doesnt even let you draw, you have preset character and can make your own, they didn't draw any of that

I haven't laughed during a UKposts video this hard for a long time! Oh my gosh 😂 I don't even do art but I like and subscribed!

Hey Jazza can you make another one or more of these type of vids? This is my favorite video of yours! Thanks Jazza!

I feel like jazza is secretly tryna tell us that he wants to be a beauty guru

I feel like the best one by far was the wildcard one with the family. the others honestly... werent that great

when you ordered the 1 star 300 dollar one i physiically recoiled

Haven't laughed this hard in a long time !!! Thanks mate. You earned a like and a sub.

WAIT YOU MEAN I COULD MAKE MONEY OFF THE BAD 3D ANIMATION FINAL I GOT A "C" FOR LAST YEAR?????

Artists like these make me a bit angry, cause here I am, a legit professional artist who will work hard to deliver what you ordered, and its hard to get work on sites like that when they get flooded by scammers.

I'm sorry I DIED during the whole video, but the "Family on a Chouch" 9:27 just slayed me!!

This actually makes me want to set up my fiverr account bc i don't plan to charge that much, i don't plan to make art like that, and there will always be people worse than me.

I ordered a logo for $15 on there just to test it out, didn’t wanna go to cheap like $5 or waste too much money. The guy was alright, responded quick and delivered within 24 hours, which I did find it weird since he had over 110 orders ahead of mine at the time. He also was one of the people on the front page with a 4.9 star rating and 40,000+ ratings so I trusted he knew what he was doing but I was wrong. This guy sends me 2 logos, both kinda trash and not really what I asked for but I decided to go with one but wanted a miner retouch with one letter, didn’t expect him to need to spend more than 15 minutes on it since it was such a small change, he took about a day and a half to resend the new version and guess what? He literally just edited out the whole letter and DREW the new one by hand, it didn’t look symmetrical like the rest of the logo and when I zoomed into it, it was pixelated while the rest of the logo wasn’t. So I came to the conclusion that he doesn’t design logos, all he does is uses a software that generates them for him within seconds but he has no idea how actually edit himself nor how to create a logo. Basically a scammer that thousands of people fall for everyday and Fiverr keeps him on the first page.

As an American, It’s scary how good your American girl voice is. Spot on, 12/10.

Haven't checked out this channel in a while since I started learning animation, I can't remember him being this crazy lmao.

Imade the mistake of eating dinner while watching, I choked on my food from trying to laugh and eat at the same time. And then.. I was drinking and did the 'spit' thing on my couch because you are so hilarious. I love your stuff!

The moral I'm getting from this is I can get a decent amount of money for doing mediocre art on fiverr

The ending had me dying I just had a feeling your content is hilarious new subscriber.

me: *clicks on video* Jazza: ITS A LIE! me: **Kokichi kinnie intensifies**

Jazmine: "Hi, I'm Jazmine!" Snake: "mY nAmE JeFF!"

Kudos to the guy that did that whole modelling , rigging and animation and rendering. That's crazy.

Man that 3D jazmin that shot her snake is hilarious 😂😂

Honestly the 1st 3d animation with your voice over was so worth the cost haha your voice over was a game changer for it

I'd be so mad if I was an actual youtuber and spending money on these most are so insanely bad especially for around 300

Your "Influnecer" looks like a Big Mouth character 😂

I saw an animation compilation of animation students and the 3D animator who made the snake leap forward used either the scene or the characters from one of them. Not sure if it’s the same student but still.

I think it’s pretty awesome that you anonymously commissioned other artists just to make this video. 😎❤️

Seems like there's a lot of *con* artists in fiver

Jazza u need to report the people who lied and faked Thier product

I know I can watch your content and always have a great time!

I cannot believe. jazza much love for you, only you would do this XD! I've been trying to get an impression of how fiverr even operates anyway

Jazza: Spends thousands on animations on a strange website Jazza's Bank: *Confused screaming*

Surprised jazza’s wife hasn’t taken away his money spending privileges.

Sneaky sneaky promo you did there. I downloaded your app. My little brother and I have been at a loss for coming up with drawing inspiration on our own, so we'll give this a go. Thanks!

Wow! Just came from another video where I was floored by the quality of work from Fiverr animators. This, clearly, is the other side of the coin.

Does this make anyone else mad? I hope Jazza did a refund to some of them because those that scam don't deserve the money at all.

Jasmine be looking like a character from bigmouth tho lol

I enjoy every second of this video

I don't think I've laughed this hard in weeks🤣🤣🤣! Thanks Jazza.

"Jazza shouting in the opening." Yep, it's one of those days...

Just want to note: That one horrid 3D outro; all of those animations are stolen from youtube. I've seen most of them, they're re-animated portions of shows made for school projects.

You know I’m not even mad about the wild card one not being there in the end lmfaooooo the sims character lady was so funny omg

12:07 aww that snake it moves so cutely!

The 3D artist looks like they might have stolen someone's demo reel

that first 3D one stole there example "work" from animschools and their examples of student work and the final character was as far as I can tell made in adobe fuse which is a very basic software for making characters, where you just simply choose head type, body, hair and clothes from presents and is only slightly more detailed than something like the sims 4 character creator, just to give more insight on that one, and for $353 is like a complete scam.

13:56 to 14:04 is the funniest shit I've ever seen. I'm literally crying from laughter.

Enjoyed watching you :D Hahaha LOL on the finished products

That 3D character is not Jasmine, it's Scarlett Johansson.

I am from Germany and I also tried working on this type of site. A few of my poems got published. I also won a lot of prizes for them. So I decided to try selling poems. My gig was called something along the lines of "I will write a poem on any topic" and included all the references I had at this time. My first order was a woman who wanted a poem with about 1000 words, which is more than I offered, but I wanted a high star rating so I did it anyway. After spending a long time writing it, she answered and refused to pay, because she thought the lines did not rhyme (they did, I am not an idiot). I asked her which ones, but she never answered. The support just deleted her rating, but the money was lost. This happend a few times (people not paying, straight up ignoring me or wanting a refund without a specific reason). It is sad that many more or less talented artists do not get the credit, payment or ratings they deserve, while weak and overpriced offers often get boosted by algorythm...

Jazza: what wild animals should I draw Me : lion lion lion

Alright, you had me subscribe with 10:40😂

WOW! Thank you for saving me the money- I was thinking of going on fiver to get a channel intro for my UKposts channel, but instead, I'll just keep awkwardly saying, "hi guys..." lol

In the second animation I thought it was weird that the big lips would disappear then reappear

You took a lot of my time by going around the bush, and not keeping it short and direct

The guy that did the animation with the couple and the dog was the best one.

The ending gives me animated Jazza outro nostalgia

Jazza: *is Australian* Also Jazza: *turns into American female* Holy mother of satans baby those are some likes

Im glad at least 2 videos looked well, especially the 2D one.

Great vid, hust shows how hard it it to create really good animations. Very time consuming.

As someone called Jasmine with a pet sidekick on Instagram I feel personally attacked 😂