EVERYONE let’s make baldonic real

"I GOT A STACK AND 16 CHEESE" -BIONIC 2020

10:58 "Gotta go ahead and pickaxe him" that sounded like something you would say in fortnite

6:04 for those who wondering how he is mining with his hands off everything, notice that they actually aren't. He is holding the mouse and holding the mouse button.

9:39 if u look at the chat, u will see someone said "GO LOOK FOR BONC"

10:00 bionic: ima hit them with my Shield! Like wut..

When you mined the crafting table and there was so much I laugh so hard

Bionic: This is like the most random place for sugar cane to be The sugar cane I found with no water near it: *No it ain't*

Me:Yay a new bionic video Brain cell : Oh HELL NOOOO

Bionic: i wanna fight this guy legit. Literally uses fortune 100,000.

bonc: I gotta becareful when i use this also bonc: mines crafting table with the OP pickaxe

Bionic: our luck is insane Him right before: makes 2 crafting tables when he had already 1

9:34 Bonc is simp

Imagine if bonic hits two mil and shaves but he covers his head with a hat until his hair grows back

6:13 oddly satisfying

When he said “who ever that was we need to “strip them” I laugh so hard XD

After watching bionic Other UKpostsrs: FORTUNE 1 MILLOIN BOIS Bonc: bruh

Me: Trying to find a vid from Bionic I didn't watch yet Bionic: *uploads* Me: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

6:13 That Obsidian Do be Satisfying

Imagine someone found where bionic found diamonds there gonna be like wtf

Bionic:Lets make me bald Me:I like your cut g👏

FUN FACT: On christmas day bonc or should i say baldonic A wild baldonic appeared its a super rere and mystical creature so let get him to two mil

Imagine somebody in the uhc watching this video right now lol.

I love your UHC troll finds you should do more pls

me:about to go to sleep then see's new notification from bionic maybe i can sleep later 3hours later maybe just one more video

“Minecraft Uhc but I have all effects times 100” EDIT: from the comments I shall now say only good effects

My heartbeat raised when i heard that danmachi background music

u all ready have the mercy and I LOVE IT!!

Bionic - Sub to make me bald Me - Baldonic Coming right up

6:16 He found one of the Infinity Stone’s

Bionic :do not underestimate it’s power Bionic : mines the crafting table with the pick “ oh I messed up DUDE “

YOU ARE GROWING LIKE CRAZY DUDE GOOD JOB I CONFIRM WE WILL SEE BALDONIC BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR

Bro the most insane thing happened to me last summer during new years eve when i started my career in driving roads so my sister wrote a song in abstract and it was so loud we had to eat some boiled paper washers so ur welcome for coming to our bubble car stands

Seeing this guy pumped up everytime makes my mood better

Bionic: *says he doesnt cheat* Also bionic: *has like 64 gold ore without a silk touch pick*

My heartbeat raised and i heard that danmachi background music

me: seeing that bionic aploaded video 2 min ago My brain: press it fast to see him troll and laugh lol

Me:I have smashed the like button beacuse this looks intresting My mom:um ur not even in the video uhh Me:Goodbye I don’t know who you are

Bro i cant even pic one of your vids they are so cool man literly im not kidding

No One: Bionic:lets bully everyone and say they're bullying me

"What's the point of playing bionic's games if you know you'll loose" -me in the middle of the bionic's match

when your notification comes faster than the speed of light 👁👄👁

bionic; look how it looks though me; wait a damm minuite

6:25 We gotta be very careful with thi- *breaks crafting table* the crafting table: *YOU KNOW DA ROOLS AND SO DO I*

Imagine getting a heart from bionic, Yeah thats just an imagination

Bionic has hair that is bad let’s sub to him to make him bald? (Did not get the second part good )

I didnt even check the noticifcation and found this in a ramdom video

Bionic: Its the egirl! Then bionic said "I wanna kiill "him" i wanna kill "HIM

All minecraft OG's know that gold is actually butter

Yo bionic I love your uhc vids they inspire me to do it with my friends

7:20 bionic messes up his crafting to get an enchanting table

Bionic : we got a stack and 16 cheese Bionic with fortune 100,000: OMG we got 20 stacks of cheese

Ep. 3 of saying: "Baldonic go brr" 'til it happens.

When you're too early you don't know what to say 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me sees thumbnail me wait that diamond pick axe looks like netherite

Bionic make this you have fortune 100,000 and you can craft armour out of armour and btw GOOD VIDEO

Bionic where's your "Minecraft stranded on a raft" series

Bionic got that cheese he got so many cheese with that pickaxe it would be cool if he use that new enchantment for the other pickaxe infinite cheese

me pretending to laugh hard at the intro. also me: died because of laughing hard

Everyone: Watching Vid Me: Casually Listening To RageExilir's Intro

“It’s basically human sheers” - me

Almost 2m omgggg iwanna see a new baldonic hahahahahha

Bionic says: no one is fighting me also bionic there are two people fighting me

The other day, I got your merch. Yesterday while playing bedwars, I HAD THE MOST INSANE LUCK- what the actual heck Bionic WHO PUT A SPELL ON YOUR MERCH

When time travel is invented:10millions subs and i would sell my house If baldonic does this im speechless

My fav part of every vid is "SMASH THE LIKE BUTTON!!!!" @bionic I love u

Man I just love looking at bionics old videos since he’s bald now lol

Me who lives in Belgium so can’t by the merch for under 60 dollars

Baldonic first words: g-g His parents: he is going to say gah Baldonic: goggingiga

Bionic: YOU CAN MINE PLAYERS Me: wait.. that's illegal

Imagine bionic having 1999999 subs on UKposts at 11:59pm on the last day of 2020 and he hits 2 mill on 1st January 2020

05:34 bionic : "im getting like 2 fps!" me: its not 2 fps its like more than 40 fps like mine

50% of the video is literally him going "Oh my god Oh my god". Jk though. Love ur vids

Merry Crismas bionic

Bionic: ITS THE EGIRL Bionic: He’s dead x3

Imagine if he had 1,999,999 Subscribers in 2021 would he shave his head

Hey where is the dude who said he would do episodes of saying “BALDonic go brrrr?”

Bionic: OH I GOT HIM LIGIT

The merch is insane

Oooooh baby guess who’s soon gonna be bald ...

Me when I see bionic doesn't kill a girl :SIMMMPPPPP

can we take a momentom of silence when he said gapple XD XD XD

Happy 4.00M subscribers

Me: Yay I'm the first comment Bots: I'm about to end this whole man career

Thumbnail: Fortune 100,000 Video:Efficiency 100,000

Thats a new type of obsidian THE HYDRA OBSIDIAN

Bonc: I like you cut g * slaps hunter with pickaxe*

4:18 what a damn minute

Bionic: cyborgs are the best Me: BIONIC IS THE BEST NOT CYBORGS

Bonic says every year *so i will be shaving my head bald*

The Inter time I was saying out loud "Just burn the extra and fix the lag"

6:35 it’s so funny

Fun Fact: if this comment gets a heart from bonc, i will literally make 10 separate accounts and subscribe again

when bionic doesnt find lapiz: OMG WHERE IS THIS LAPIZ when bionic doesnt want to find find lapiz: OMG WHERE ARE THE DIAMONDS

Don't worry bionic I will say the word to give you blessings for the power of goon gang gang gang

9:23 Bionic is officially a simp

Whoever dislikes this video is just angry mums that doesn’t want to promote cheating

Baby bionic says m--m parents hes gona say mom bionic mah oyoyooyoyoyoy

Bionic you should make a video where you use a sweeping edge 100,000 and let's make bionic bald so that we could smack his head and be like 'i like ya cut g'.😂😂😂😂😂😂 That would be so funny.

I realized bionic could have made a block of gold and get infinite god apples.