brb making 2000 days

This man is out here casually setting the standard for hardcore like it’s nothing

I just love how he matches the building sounds to the music beat. It's a subtle detail but makes boring parts of building a bit more entertaining.

Warden: *exists* Kolanii: And i took that personally

2 hours of kolanii is actually heaven

Have I watched all of Kolanii’s videos countless times already? Yes. Am I going to watch them again in a 2 hour compilation and enjoy every second immensely? Of course.

I have watched countless YT MC creators and you my good sir are by far the most enjoyable no bullshit creator I have had the pleasure of watching. I have yet found anyone who makes content quite as enjoyable as that you produce, top tier mate truly top tier!

Can we all agree that kolanii is the most mind distracting, most hilarious, and just makes people’s day just by being himself.

Mad respect for Kolanii and his editor🎉

It's a 2 hour video but it feels like a 10 minute video. It's just this good that Kolanii gave me the ability to travel through time physically and spiritually. Amazing.

i'm doing a marathon of your videos because i love the editing and because of the absolutely batshit insane ideas you have that still somehow work

the question about the spoon icon for mining fatigue got me thinking. the obvious answer is that mining fatigue makes you feel like you’re mining with a spoon, that’s how slow you’re going. but another answer that i like to think of is the common use of “spoons” equating to energy for people with chronic illness or disabilities, chronic fatigue syndrome being an example. often times you’ll hear people with chronic illness say they don’t have enough spoons for a certain task, which basically just means they don’t have enough physical or mental energy to do it. which is also pretty fitting, having a spoon icon for mining fatigue.

Such Hermitcraft level dedication on the builds and I respect it so much. First video I’ve watched of yours, definitely gonna watch more

the warden dog fight bit is still probably the most outlandish thing done. Its almost comedic how well it worked

I honestly love his humor 😂 I just feel like he’s one of the funniest minecraft hardcore youtubers

Who is ready for 2000 days

Even though I've watched all of his videos repeatedly, I still watched this for the whole 2 hours and 3 minutes without pausing because apparently, I have no life. And the fact that he does this by himself is insane. I wanted to start UKposts a while back and make videos then I realized, I'm still in school.... and have no time for ANY of the editing I would need to do. Keep doing what you do best Kolanii ^^

started feeling absolutely awful emotionally a few hours ago and this video is just so nice. your humor and content is the perfect mix of distraction and laugh inducing

woke up to this and now i have to restart and watch the whole thing

He’s so funny because he’s just casual. And when he does chuckle even the slightest bit it makes it so much funnier!

0:00 Intro 0:36 I Spent 24 Hours Getting As Rich As Possible 24:34 I Built The Most Over The Top Nether Portal In Minecraft Hardcore 42:16 I Mapped Out 24,987,432 Blocks To Build This In Minecraft Hardcore 1:04:54 2000 Dogs Vs Minecraft Hardcore 1:20:53 I Collected Every Illegal Item In Minecraft Hardcore 1:44:14 I Put An Entire Ocean In The Nether In Minecraft Hardcore

Ahh yes, another video of this man making me question his sanity for 2 hours

You definitely deserve the subscription . You're amazing at this game and I'm learning so much for you. Great work

This is longer than the fnaf movie

It's outrageous that this is a 2 hour video and I have no doubts I'm going to be able to watch it all the way through without getting bored, That's seriously how you know this is true entertainment.

Watched and loved every minute of it. Even tho it is 2 hours, It's quality is astounding. Great job man. Never though i would watch a 2 hour yt video ever. It is even longer than some movies.❤❤

"I like Smite" *Kolanii has just earned the achievement: Brand new sentence!*

Kolanii is the only UKpostsr I’ve seen that makes 1000 days genuinely interesting

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. Which is Kolanii? Yes. The sheer dedication to each of these builds is amazing, and the end products are always top-notch.

47:03 i love how you made a 8-bit arcade game music style with the blocks 😂😂

love how each of this guys projects just progressively get more unhinged

with how much this man is playing hardcore it feels like he has never lost any game ever

Lukethenotable invented the 1000 days genre. Kolanii mastered it.

Me, answering the question at the beginning: “Yes. Yes, I do, Kolanii.”

I really think that Kolanii and Sandiction would be an amazing duo, i would love if they will ever collab

Totally forgot about "does this give me fire resistance? yeah, it kinda does if you keep eating them". absolute GEM of a quote.

Kolanii is that one UKpostsr that you binge watch all his videos multiple times, forgets he exists, then he posts again and you repeat the process all over

I like to rewatch this from time to time

How is bro so calm?

I love falling asleep to these videos, they're so chaotic but calming at the same time

I've watched all of these many times but having a collection is great. I can't wait to see what comes next.

This guy is amazing. I have watched this video 382 times and 10/10 would watch again.

'okay villagers how we doing, oh you're asleep. oh good idea.' *kolanii commits murder to 2 villagers and kills himself*

Alternate video title: Kolanii Cheekily Pretends to Resent Minecraft and Be Bad At It While Astounding All of Us With His Skill for Two Hours - A Movie

The effort this man puts into each video and the editing process, is just amazing. Loving the content! Let’s go to 2000 days like it’s nothing!

0:20 "stick around to find out. Stick around for 2 hours to find out." Love it lol

Will I watch every single video of kolanii's video atleast 2-4 times? Yes. Will I watch every second of a 2 hour compilation of his videos atleast 1-3 times play be more? Yes. Sidenote: your lucky dude. There is a 5% chance of finding a baby piglin riding a chicken. Specifically a baby piglin

I wanted to let you know that when you trade absorbent amounts of items to a villager they will actually see that as profitable and raise their trades for a few days. I had cartographers that I sold one glas pane for one emerald and if I sold way to much in a few days they'd raise them like crazy unless I left them alone for a bit. It's a strange thing, but very cool detail for Mojang to have put in.

This series is honestly one of my favourite things to watch

Kolanii mak it look like the nature is trying to fight back against the nether killing off the land! Shoutout pls

Seeing the intro to your end world and not knowing what was in it, I actually thought the black concrete was the actual void. It's so frickin realistic! Good job Kolanii!

Congrats bro, love your content, you've inspired me to keep playing

Kolanii, your videos are one of the only videos I instantly click when I see them. They're overly entertaining to watch!

it’s always a good day when Kolanii drops a banger :]

1000 days kolanii? WE NEED YOU TO DO 9000💀😝

0:50 Greatest quote ever

This video single handedly inspired me to both subscribe to you and return back to Minecraft because the creative potential of this community never ceases to amaze me.

Always a good day when kolanii posts Edit: we need a woodland mansion video 😭

Best VIDEO EVER❤

Man accomplished in 24 hours what I couldn't in 24 years of playing Minecraft

Honestly kolanii is just one of the funniest and most entertaining you tubers to watch, I appreciate the content man keep up the good work❤🔥🔥

This is so sick, makes me want to get my hardcore world looking this good

1 minute and 23 seconds in, you got me laughing with pretty much every sentence. Where were you hiding all this time? The rest of this video better hold up, because I want more. It's fast, it's snappy, and all of that just serves as comedic timing. 17:53 I love game physics. Does some of the funniest things. "Put them in a boat, and they wont de-spawn." They're like cats in a box. You ask them: "Why are you in there?" and they reply: "I don't know.. there's just something inside me that tells me I should." 1:04:54 I just love the fact that there's a creeper right in the middle of it. Surely done on purpose, but it's still unexpected and still funny. Well done. Also if you're afraid one of your illegal blocks will be corrupted and you lose it, it's smarter to make multiple stacks of 1 than 1 stack of 64. How programming these things usually works, is that you don't actually have 64 individual let's say: diamonds. You have a slot that has "diamond" in it, and that diamond has a quantity value (the number you see). So if your illegal diamond get's corrupted, that entire stack is gone, not just one of the 64. Or you likely have a stack of 64 "nothing" or a stack of "nothing" with quantity value "nothing" (which is not the same as 0, but effectively the same) taking up a slot which you can't interact with at all.

Idea: for the ice pillar in episode 2, make a cave go through the pillar and put light blue glass panes to look like icicles.

Ahhhh...... Time for coffee and Kolanii.

YES YES YESSSSS IT CAME!!!

When the ender dragon destroyed the towers I was like “NOOOOO” and then you said it was a backup world and I got this huge sense of relief

20th time watching this and still not bored

As a Nigerian, 3:42 made me laugh. Love you kolanii

I just saw that this got uploaded and i am about to watch this thing entirely like it’s the sense of my life. Nothing can prevent me from watching this 2h thing right now, not even a tsunami. I’d then sit on a fucking nearby mountain with all the citizens while watching your video, when all the people around me just being traumatized and in panic mode, because of the fact that their houses are full with ocean. I love you Kolanii❤️

This is my go to video for hand washing dishes so thanks!

this is seriously high quality content. insane builds, no over the top fake reactions, its just a guy whos really good at minecraft.

This man's voice is therapeutic. I listen to him while doing homework ❤

Tons of respect, it's an amazing vid! great work, I look forward to future content! Side note: Did anyone else notice the splice when he "successfully" did the 360 in his elytra at 33:38? if not, you can use the comma and period keys on your keyboard to look at it frame by frame.

i love how stuff happen and then hes just like "hmm" LOL

The dog and chickens. Brilliant.

i have seen all of these episodes separately in one sitting but i cant watch this in one sitting great work man

for some reason i never get bored of this.... seeing someone making progress in a game. keep up bro.

Kolanii be funnier than most hardcore youtubers fr fr

Lol, dude really says "Look pigs it's knock back 2 dirt, knock back 2 dirt". Lmaooooo

I remember the good'ol'days when fighting the enderdragon took months of preparation now it's just BEDS

Broski really just found one of the rarest mobs to exist at hour 5 and laugh while it suffocated itself and die.... This is why i love watching his videos

Having used lava light for a long time, I knew the danger, and the basic math for that and the glass. Hats off to ya!!

"Mom can we get dan tdm?" "We have dan tdm at home." Dan tdm at home:

Alternate title: true dedication

You are insane man😂

2h of kolanii? oh yes please!

Never seen your videos and just watch it all for 2 hours straight loved it all

This was unbelievable the first time I watched it. How ? Why ? What ? 😮 Breaking minecraft, one block at a time. The grind is really, thanks man ❤

Holy Moly where have you been all my life?!? You are an absolute riot in the best way possible. The way your mind works is brilliant and I had the most fun 2 hours watching this! Can you be my spirit animal or my patronus!? 😇😅 Can't wait to watch your other content!

Ain’t no way I just watched a two hour kolanii vid 😂

I watch kolanii’s hardcore movies everyday when I studied for my exam last week and not gonna lie it made me slightly smarter than I am usually

Just in case someone was still wondering; the Minjng Fatigue is a spoon because, if you use a spoon instead of a shovel it takes a much longer time :)

i dont think ive ever survived 1000 minutes in hardcore and that is not a joke

''That makes absolutely zero logic I was falling for about six months.''

I’m about to watch this in one go at such an early hour. 🎉😂

Found you last night and I'm addicted to your channel it's very rare I can sit through a 2hour video without watching things in between and I just finished this almost in one sitting, You're amazing and deserve every subscriber

Already watched these videos so many times over. . so glad to see them all together. Weirdest thing though? I’m just now thinking about the portal tree. . what if there was netherack instead of the smooth stone in the *portal?* Sure, it’s not a detail you’ll look too hard at, but still, would’ve added more realism now that I thought about it

THIS MAN IS TAKING THE 100 DAYS CHALLENGE TO WHOLE ANOTHER LEVELS

your sense of humor very much suits to me. "Pether Nortal" is awesome :DD