Kolanii: *hits enderman* Enderman: "understandable have a nice day"

Kolanii casually dropping a banger 😮

Kolanii: We're trying to get rich, we don't have time for building. Also Kolanii: *spends the next 14 hours building*

For those wondering why did the enderman stopped fighting… 1- When kolanii hit it, it was about stop because endermans actually have an anger cooldown (idk how much time it takes) so it tried to stop So 2-After the hit was delivered the code glitched and the enderman stopped(it needs perfect timing and it’s rare) Then 3- it stopped attacking because it glitched and he was safe(Insane Luck Tho)

Can't wait to watch this man's sanity slowly erode over the timespan of the video.

this guy’s one of the best original minecraft creators i’ve seen in the past few years

I love how he went through all the phases in less than 25min when other UKpostsrs take a whole video of 30min in one phase

4:32 i just love how the parrot really didn’t want the seeds and he used so many NOPES meme pure comedy gold

I love how the punch to that Enderman was so strong, he needed some time to process wtf just happened.

Kolanii’s videos are so chaotic but so funny at the same time lmao

This was psychotic and chaotic. I wish it was a series

15:15 KOLANII, iron golems don’t take fall damage

7:13 I love Kolanii’s logic of killing fish every time he needs water instead of making an infinite water source

I can actually watch him talk about the sponsor without getting bored

That one guy really was stubborn as a mule to be tamed as a parrot

Mother: if your friends jumped off a cliff would you? Me: 19:57

3:45 Kolani's stare was too intimidating.

Can we all just appreciate “a poor rich man that’s what” for a second

7:19 “it’s kinda awkward just watching him die” when the fish dies: “ooh” * immediately eats the remains of the fish*

A small hint to the iron golem spawner: golems (including iron and snow) cannot take fall damage

Ive never seen an enderman get bitch slapped and go from vibrating with rage to completely calm lol

Bro really made that enderman know his place XD 3:32

One block is one of my favorite type of Minecraft content, and with this guy doing it, it makes it 10x better

Always making bangers. This man is just great at his job

the most unrealistic part of this video is how cooperative most of the villagers were

It isn't a Kolanii video without him suffering and his sanity slowly depleting throughout all of 24 minutes and 9 seconds for our own amusement. You love to see it

7:41 that one villager: i FiNnA bE iN tHe PiT

19:51 imagine accidentally punching a villager

when the island gets congested and he’s just walking around trying to find what he’s looking for is so funny

I like how everything he plays a minecraft challenge he forgets that iron golems take no fall damage

Found you a few days back and genuinely really enjoy your content! One of the few Minecraft creators who I feel makes entertaining content, with a good personality and good ideas. You even made me watch the sponsor which is a rare set of skills 😅

That single punch made that enderman question his existence

Every time a kolanii video ends a piece of me dies

Watching this at midnight Because sleeping is for weaklings kolanii is for gigachads

7:34 pov: villager trying to escape the matrix.

6:06 bro built a baseball stadium

We’re back at it the best UKpostsr is back

“Bigger pen equals more-“ *gets slapped by Enderman*

18:42 i loved the part when he said "it's tradin' time" and then traded with every villager

I never seem to get tired of this guy

When the world needed him most, he returned

16:56 can we talk about this ?

0:44 that really make me sub lol

I love how he’s so original and not just doing 100 days as some custom mob

23:00 the massive line of iron golems slowly walking off into the void had my sides hurting from laughing so hard

Kolaniis videos are the definition of quality over quantity

"freedom is an illusion" -Kolanii 2023 7:53

Beating the game: killing the ender dragon Kolanii: im going to spend 24 hours making farms and trying to see how much emeralds and totems i can get while constantly endangering myself!

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Props to Kolanii for going out to Australia to film this real life video

A few things: If you need to lead villagers up a ramp, use rails and a minecart. Much easier than the way you were doing it 🙂Also iron golems don't take fall damage at all.

Kolanii really built an automatic stick farm, only to chop down trees for sticks 💀

Kolanii's work ethic for building wildly impractical things is truly awe inspiring.

15:20 iron golems dont take fall damage

Other youtubers doing a whole one block series Kolanii : 1 video is all it takes

I died when the Enderman decided Kolonii wasn’t worth killing

at least Kolanii's movements arent so reckless like CookieGod's

when he said he was gonna make a beacon i thought he was gonna slaughter all the golems for the iron lol

14:30 Oh look, Eric! It's freedom! *coughs in American*

Kolanii comes back every 3 months with a banger

I love how it was originally 24 hours, but with the power of editing it was shortened to 24 mins 🤯🤯🤯 Keep up the good work Kolanii - I loved this vid, as always 😉

I loved this episode! I would love to see this become a series!

I like how he put the water there for the iron golems even tho they don’t take fall damage anyways

09:57 me at every metal concert

15:22 iron golems don't take fall damage

The fact he hit the attacking enderman, and it just stopped 😆 Got me dying

3:44 Kolanii: *hits the endermen* The Endermen: fine, you win.

The amount of iron golem at end is just ridiculous

Kolanii's dry humor....ahh it's good to have him back

Dat enderman just got humbled

5:19 Oh noOoOoOo I'm so scared.

Reminder: the video starts at 0:01

The hardwork in this video is just unbelievable. Definitely anyone would need 2-3 months for such great content.

5:11 I spat my drink out. Actually scared me a bit

When the people needed him most, he returned

It’s insane the amount of effort this man has put into his videos

You know it's gonna be a good day when Kolanii uploads

3:40 **enderman attacks** **hits enderman** Enderman: oh my bad man

12:05 *its genuis* guys its genuis

Man, this was really well-made! Good job! Creative, skilled, entertaining... I don't think it needs the abundant Minecraft UKpostsr music.

Kolanii, you are my fav UKpostsr. You put quality over quantity and I love it. Expert game play w entertaining narration? Unbeatable. Your hard work doesn’t go unnoticed my friend. Keep it up!!!

He restarted his first few videos. What a throwback.

I love these ur hardcore vids don’t stop uploading them theyre amazing!!!

Bro is literally the definition of quality over quantity! Great to see you back, entertaining us!

His non enthusiasm but still being enthusiastic is hilarious

A iron golem holding a poppy is rare

I love kolanii’s videos so much! They are not only funny but entertaining too

15:30 br iron golem dont take fall damage

When he talked about his sponsor and called the potato boring, he just insulted Technoblade hard.

bro slapped some sense into that enderman 😳

5:02 that villager stole my name

press pause at 14:03 and look in the chest

My dude really humbled a enderman😂😂😂

The interaction between the enderman and him is priceless

23:09 Why didn’t you make the beacon out of iron from the golems?

I don't care what I was gonna do 25 minutes ago, this was way better anyways. (Been bingeing some older videos a few days ago and was hoping for a new release since) - very happy \o/

I love the part where you said “it’s tradin time” and then traded all over the place 18:42

3:45 kolani was like: bro dont interrupt me 😑

2:16 is end of sponsor :)