I thought this bridge was a MESS... I was wrong! Poly Bridge 3!

7 місяців тому

Part 24! Poly Bridge 3 (pb3) is finally here, and with 10 years of professional civil engineering experience, who better than to take you though the brand new poly bridge game!?
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КОМЕНТАРІ: 383

@umchoyka 7 місяців тому

I miss the gopher shouting alan honestly. Quite seriously one of my favourite running gags

@henkdevries7573 7 місяців тому

it was in the vid

@prolukas4675 7 місяців тому

Alan!

@umchoyka 7 місяців тому

@@henkdevries7573 He flashed the image briefly but I need that dopamine hit of the actual clip with sound

@kuchen1312 7 місяців тому

13:38@@umchoyka

@nerdypenguin9164 7 місяців тому

Alan! Great joke

@sacha9314 Місяць тому

Soooo... This thumbnail appeared on my page shortly after the Baltimore Bridge crash caused by a container ship...

@Ngo2k4 Місяць тому

:skull:

@RandomFighterJet Місяць тому

YT knew what they were doing 💀💀💀

@Ryuukene Місяць тому

Yo that happend where I live

@Ultimate_Seal Місяць тому

bro predicted it

@RandomFighterJet Місяць тому

“Dude, Benson is sooo gonna fire us” 💀💀💀

@JohnCooper-gm6mn 7 місяців тому

Matt: Put my name in there. Editor: SMALLBALLSACK Matt, have you been letting the editors hang out with Ms.RCE again? She's giving away all your little secrets.

@arnaroy9170 7 місяців тому

Ms.... RCE ..... 🤯 I didn't know 😮😮😮😮

@JohnCooper-gm6mn 7 місяців тому

@@arnaroy9170Sounds a little pithier than "long term, off camera, nameless gf". 🤷🏻‍♂️

@OperationDarkside 7 місяців тому

"little secrets" I see what you did there

@shanesloth4419 7 місяців тому

15:25 matt: what isnt better in slow motion to be fair? editor: waterboarding me: *spits out coffee*

@marc.lepage 7 місяців тому

That was top shelf.

@arnaroy9170 7 місяців тому

How dare you drink Coffee 🌋!!!😤 Drink Niff tea.... 🤓

@CSpottsGaming 7 місяців тому

I bet coffee boarding is even worse!

@phoenix0166 7 місяців тому

But I mean… Are they wrong?

@ifjesuschristhadnotdiedfor7923 7 місяців тому

Searched "slow motion waterboarding" on youtube thinking it's some goofy surfing sport when slowed..

@TheRBTech 7 місяців тому

Can we get a video of the editor vs RCE? The whole time Matt is talking to the editor as if they are together in real-time and the editor is making it happen.

@pikminman13 7 місяців тому

i think we need a death match between matt's editors and tyler's editors

@caspergotlost 7 місяців тому

It reminds me of Lixian and Markiplier

@hoebare 7 місяців тому

this whole time I've been assuming Matt does his own editing.

@dereke6408 7 місяців тому

"That's a Stretch" level, I was staring at the balloon node for 5 minutes before you succeeded without it, then realized it was there. You, sir, are indeed an architect.

@jonb7700 7 місяців тому

my boss really appreciated walking by my desk at lunchtime and seeing all the pen15 shapes on the screen 🤣

@RealCivilEngineerGaming 7 місяців тому

I didn't build them... 🤷‍♂️

@Luck_612 7 місяців тому

Thats on you. You know what you're getting into when you click on a polybridge video

@erikedelkamp473 7 місяців тому

@@Luck_612Efficent bridge design. Fairly safe for work

@sethdeboer8520 7 місяців тому

@@RealCivilEngineerGaming you are an architect for not doing a face reveal

@grozaphy 7 місяців тому

alan!

@rpgaholic8202 7 місяців тому

RCE, that thing you didn't recognize on yastark's bridge about 4:50 was supposed to be a mock flaming ring, like you'd see at a circus or a motocross exhibition.

@AshPlayzRBX 19 днів тому

this is why you are a member of this channel

@TimbavatiLion 7 місяців тому

Alans solution of the "Backflip" level killed me xD Still having hiccups from the laugh. He even perfectly traced the flight path of the bike.

@jackryan444 4 місяці тому

He’s truly the one to beat in these challenges. He doesn’t focus on budget, rarely uses cheese, and creates true pieces of art.

@bilalrasool2318 7 місяців тому

At 9:00 did you forget how to make a bridge move like that? If you have a straight bridge and want it to move down and dip, then the resulting bridge is going to be longer than the straight bridge. Road is what determines the length of the bridge, and it's rigid, so you were literally stretching the road until it broke, you were supposed to make it not connected to the side so it can dip lower and move away from the wall.

@DavidGuild 7 місяців тому

Seriously. How does an engineer not understand how length works? He must actually be an architect.

@styx85 7 місяців тому

Yeah, this blew my mind. Proper brainfart that.

@DavidGuild 7 місяців тому

7:30 No amount of springs will solve the basic problem that the roads are connected and thus can't go down without increasing in length, and in this game roads don't do that.

@markwright3161 5 місяців тому

He forgot to copy that info on expansion joints before exporting it from his memory to us in a previous video :)

@maxarsenault7844 7 місяців тому

4:29 "Lot's of spring underneath. It's like a memory foam mattress." I don't think Matt knows what memory foam is...

@markwright3161 5 місяців тому

Memory in memory foam is in memory of its sprung predecessors right? Just like his memory of expansion joints for several minutes :)

@khlua4590 7 місяців тому

You're definitely an architect on that second one, you forgot tension and compression

@SImrobert2001 7 місяців тому

It actually greatly annoyed me to the point where it affected my enjoyment of the video. Just hand the middle section from the balloon.

@simoneabelo 7 місяців тому

21:25 these editors have no filter and I'm here for it

@BeerGeek21 7 місяців тому

The Wilhelm scream gets me every time

@jfftck 7 місяців тому

I love that you didn’t see that the moped and ambulance level was designed as a dangling bridge.

@blinggleam 7 місяців тому

Alan your my favorite keep up the good work

@alanESV2 7 місяців тому

Thanks!

@sodawater5316 7 місяців тому

@@alanESV2can confirm

@cullly 7 місяців тому

A true artist@@alanESV2

@TheRootinTeuton Місяць тому

Lucky for us, our modern bridges are too sophisticated to be destroyed by a large ship hitting them.

@stemriffic8824 Місяць тому

Umm… what about the baltimore bridge

@TheRootinTeuton Місяць тому

@@stemriffic8824 Congratulations, you have discovered the joke.

@tmanknoll9702 7 місяців тому

Matt forgetting rigid materials need an expation joint to stretch is such an archetect move on his part. Still great vid

@RhombonianKnight 7 місяців тому

That Alan must be an engineer given his grasp of strong engineering principles.

@lucaspellicer8892 Місяць тому

This episode is suddenly very topical

@unforgivenYouth 7 місяців тому

Seeing my name at 2:52 brought me a lot of joy. Me and my 10 year old son spent a whole day competing with each other to get that score. He was 11th at the time of this video.

@darthawesome13a69 7 місяців тому

Idk who’s editing these videos, but I absolutely LOVE the small edits when Matt asks something

@mayapapaya4952 7 місяців тому

'There are no obstacles in my way,' sings Matt. But alas he did not realize his own blunder in removing all of the Architects. It ruined him. It took a man of power, prestige, and strong shaped donginess, and reduced him to naught but a peasant-chaser. For what is an Engineer without a problem to solve? What is an Engineer without the challenge of the unexpected? What is an Engineer without an obstacle? What is an Engineer without an Architect? Nothing but a fool with a tool and wasted aspirations. Now he must design something for someone else to build. For he himself cannot build without an Architect to challenge him. And so he designs. And what is a man who designs a building he himself never builds? An Architect. For that is the eternal fate of the Engineer who casts aside his obstacles and does away with his Architect.

@krywhal 7 місяців тому

15:26 great waterboarding bit

@elmoailos 7 місяців тому

11:41 the entire time I was watching this segment I am going "stop be such an architect ya knob! You gotta let the road stretch!"

@OrcaWolf 7 місяців тому

Jumpscared by Alan every time

@HillHomeGaming 7 місяців тому

9:03 "You absolute architect!" had me ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣

@shaneh7519 7 місяців тому

Allan’s solution definitely didn’t look soft to me

@Zunip182 7 місяців тому

4:50 Looks like a Hoop of FIRE!!! Jumping through hoops!

@marksanchez5252 7 місяців тому

You gotta appreciate alan's commitment

@BlueVoid28 7 місяців тому

Fire Song we need a full version v full version gang

@reubenbailey2435 7 місяців тому

Alan is such a gem lol

@cisco__kidd__ 7 місяців тому

Alan loves his Geoducks 😂

@silivrengamer 7 місяців тому

9:16 lol I relate to this. It made me laugh so much. Thank you for displaying your faults for us!

@raelsadd6378 7 місяців тому

editor has really gone off with the outta pocket jokes today. i think editor is starting to go insane watching 30 different levels of people making "knob" jokes like seriously, "the filthy things id do on a rce mattress" is such a crazy thing to say

@prathameshwarghade 7 місяців тому

Yay! Under an hour today!

@SteinGauslaaStrindhaug 7 місяців тому

15:24 The editor has a point 😆

@Wartthunderr 7 місяців тому

Fun fact in 6 more videos by rce he will make his 1000 video

@PikkuHiisi 7 місяців тому

2:42 "Moving that up so things don't get wet"💀

@meepsicle83 7 місяців тому

04:53 it's a flaming hoop like at the circus!

@AleksiJoensuu 7 місяців тому

In this issue of RCE news: "Road discovered not stretchable material, says top engineer"

@JoanMendoza 7 місяців тому

2:57 I just wanted like to give props to the editing on the leaderboard.

@fedordatnov1320 7 місяців тому

You become one of them... an architect, Lol

@rommelfcc 7 місяців тому

😆😂😆 01:19 bid-donk, rollie pollie, sticks the landing! 😊 Yay! 😆

@liegeoflunacy 7 місяців тому

Matt loves it when you take a "proper gander" at his channel

@gerkrist8633 Місяць тому

Thumbnail is so real😂

@dio7209 7 місяців тому

Love ur content

@nomercy8989 7 місяців тому

Watching you trying to solve the balloon one made me feel smart

@MeegMaster 7 місяців тому

ngl the covers are so good now lol. Loving the engineering time!

@marc.lepage 7 місяців тому

I need a behind the scenes making of vid for those. Seriously.

@doubletrouble4766 Місяць тому

20:18 is easily the best one yet lmfao 🤣🤣

@TheAgamemnon911 7 місяців тому

Once again proof that life is not about getting to the other shore but about the bridges we're collapsing along the way.

@thomasphillips885 7 місяців тому

9:00 first time I spotted it too, laughed out loud

@alvarojneto 7 місяців тому

Just doing my part to get Matt to do lowest stress soon...

@jacobskovsbllknudsen5908 7 місяців тому

I wonder when it will dawn on Matt, that the entire spring world is just made to be cheesed 😂

@mboyette92 7 місяців тому

Love you RCE

@CyclopsHobbies 7 місяців тому

Bro the editor had to do him like that at 2:57

@Diherd2 Місяць тому

20:19 best bridg

@StAjoraGames 7 місяців тому

Nice job on the third place there bud!

@Therealbp2010 7 місяців тому

The "smallballsack" had me rollin😅

@gamingkobold2070 7 місяців тому

I still want to see a low stress bridges you can make

@savageraccoon787 7 місяців тому

The little rivalry aliensrock and you have is funny 😂

@Cutielove9770 7 місяців тому

13:40 I've heard of RyethePie because he is a patron of Drew Durnil Cool to know I am not the only one who watches a 'engineer' and 'geography expert'

@Zelinkokitsune 7 місяців тому

Reminder that it's only "Cheese" If Matt's not clever enough to use the intended mechanics after all it's a chapter entirely about using SPRINGS. I suspect he's an architect more and more as if a bridge isn't properly ascetically pleasing to him he'll reject it. Very much Architect behavior!

@b0bb0360 7 місяців тому

This beat hit’s so hard 10:40

@antonymash9586 7 місяців тому

Anatomically correct Bilfs? or ACBs?

@masonalwolf2770 7 місяців тому

4:10 ALAN

@masonalwolf2770 7 місяців тому

13:37 ALAN

@masonalwolf2770 7 місяців тому

25:57 ALAN

@Xtra444 7 місяців тому

You could make a video just about going back to the missed NiffTea sponsored solutions :D

@Zunip182 7 місяців тому

sooooooo..... on the dangle bridge part... why didnt you try to attach springs to the whole bridge in conjunction with or in lieu of the ropes. That way the whole bridge would sink down with more weight. just focusing on the small middle bit to sink.

@bbwait2718 7 місяців тому

I love it when alan puts some doggo's side faces 😊 🐕🐕🐕

@minecraftinsaneblock Місяць тому

Beautiful song! I want this to play at my funeral! 😂😂 10:39

@MrPIG. 7 місяців тому

lmao matt, tyler doesn't want to be better than you, he just does half budget

@Dinkleberg96 7 місяців тому

2:34 i've got serious concerns

@thisberichard 7 місяців тому

I'll take a BILF within budget over a cost-minimized corner-cutter any day.

@eclipseeffigy 7 місяців тому

😭 the way you expected the roads and materials to move in that level you struggled with is an affront against physics!

@k98killer 7 місяців тому

Check out the low-stress leader boards some time.

@rankoldbeast3479 7 місяців тому

His persistent use of 'sploosh' leads me to think RCE never watched Archer.

@OmikronTitan 7 місяців тому

Waterboarding... Cheer's editor! That gave me a laugh.

@DaHolyCanadian 7 місяців тому

4:50 I think that was supposed to be a ring of fire they were jumping through Matt

@TheHughsie 7 місяців тому

Memory foam mattress don’t have springs. It is the material of architects who want to sink into their beds!!!😂.

@meisawesome12695 7 місяців тому

4:50 I could be wrong, but I believe that's supposed to be a flaming hoop

@TGVBT640 6 місяців тому

13:37 when i get my driver's license i know what car i'm getting 💀

@soliderash60 7 місяців тому

Rce architect confirmed, subscribers shocked

@dawid_sawicki 5 місяців тому

26:02 A finger, that's a finger

@famrofexl 7 місяців тому

That song was about the past Matt before he saw the balloon node.

@randomkindness1470 7 місяців тому

remember that topgear episode where richard carries a sofa on top of his car ,while struggling through some aweful muddy road... Alan.. ALAN!!

@valecasini 7 місяців тому

4:52 I think it's a ring of fire

@Cyclone1024 7 місяців тому

“How’s that? I sound like a cricket player” - only someone from commonwealth country would get that joke

@JMECK 7 місяців тому

Fucking editor you made me spit out my drink. Matt: what isn't better in slow motion? Editor: waterboarding Me: spits drink out in absolute laughter.

@Qvinner 7 місяців тому

15:27 waterboarding💀

@Mr_Spooner 7 місяців тому

Editor, nicely done 😂😂

@cake2531 7 місяців тому

you've gotta rebuild the kurilpa bridge in brisbane

@flyingoctopus9846 7 місяців тому

Alan!

@Chicken-Prince 4 місяці тому

8:19 The bridge got “spring locked”

@ladymecha8718 Місяць тому

11:13 lol 😂 do you have an album yet?

@RealCivilEngineerGaming Місяць тому

The closest we'll get is my shorts on UKposts!

@szyris Місяць тому

10:40, for those of y'all wondering, the song is called clearly by grace vanderwaal

@MrMCDiggles 7 місяців тому

Everyone give it up for SmallBallSack @2:58

@MrStroodle 7 місяців тому

My design finally made it in!!!!

@nachorealname5566 7 місяців тому

I think Tyler said he switched to least stressed instead of lowest cost so I am not sure if beating his score is still logical.

@rpgaholic8202 7 місяців тому

Tyler is revisiting levels for lower stress, his original low cost ones are still on that leader board. I stopped playing Polybridge 2 when I realized I was in over my head, but if you pause whenever the leader board is on the screen, there's a budget leader board and a stress leader board.