No need to thank me, Europe, just doing my job

And now he expects us to believe he is American?! He knows geography, obviously he is bluffing

Putting Wales with New Zealand is oddly appropriate since the Welsh and Kiwis can bond over their shared love and intimacy with sheep

Poland: (Turned into a bridge between east and west) **NOTHING changes**

Fixing Europe's Borders: ❎ Fixing Europe's Geography: ☑

I love how Malta got no extra land from the draining of the Mediterranean and became the third country in Europe to be completely surround by Italy

Moldova is like: Don't move! He can't see us if we don't move!

This actually looks like the real process by which US foreign policy is established

As a European I'm surprised that you as an American can name at least one country

As a German dude with a passion for exploring other countries, I am happy that I can discover so many Germanys now 😍

Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, and Slovenia watching chaos slowly ensue around them: 👁️👄👁️

Seems fake to me... Every American knows Europe is a country and Paris is its capital.

6:04 As a Russian, I confirm that this is a worthy solution

As a European I expected a lot. But THAT... You overshot my expectations in every possible way.

As an Irish person, never have I been more entertained and absolutely offended at the same time

I was laughing and suffering at the same time during the entire video

10:36 As a portuguese guy, I looked at the thumbnail and from it I thought that becoming part of Spain would be the worst possible fate my nation could suffer, and then this guy somehow invents a new nightmare-scenario for my people... *BY COLLECTIVELY SENDING US ALL TO BRAZIL* What the hell did the portuguese do to you that even the british, the french and the bosnians got off easier than us T_T *10/10 video, liked and subbed* c:

As a British person, I appreciate our son Fixing Europe, Making Britain Great again and making it more like You. Just like his Father.

We gained half of Belgium We gained borders with scotland and Germanies 142-176 So as a Dutch I see this as an absolute win!

As a Franco-Swiss citizen, you are leaving me absolutely devastated (and homeless)

Scandinavia "not so perfect anymore" xD

3/7 fixing UK 4/7 fixing the rest of Europe this says a lot about how much the Uk needs to be fixed

As a romanian this was a pretty good outcome for Romania. No more getting invaded by Russia and Ottoman empire. And no more stereotypes for being in Eastern Europe.

*Hungary being far away from Romanians, being great again, and having a big sea:* I see this as an absolute win!

As a Romanian I never felt more included and more European than ever. And who could have thought that it's going to be an American helping us to achieve our dreams. Thank you! Please open as many CIA prisons you need! *wink

As a Polish person I'd normally be very mad at you right now, but I'm laughing too hard to pose any threat. And also I'm kinda happy for Slovakia-Czechia to finally gain access to navigable body of water, even though it's on my country's expense xDDDDDD

This video is genius. The way he plays dumb but inconspicuously addresses the most salient part of each country's national identity history is pure comedy.

"Flanders should become part of the Netherlands" Ah sh*t, here we go again.

9:57 as a french I'm kinda pissed that you made Monaco part of france

As a hungarian, I’m Happy about it, we have beaches And reunited with austria.

"It's feelin' a lil' colder out here, innit mate?" "OI, WHO MOVED THE BLOODY ISLAND?!"

Europeans when you mess with other countries: *HAHAHAHAHAHA YES* Europeans when you get to their country: wait a minute excuse me

as an english person, this is an unexpected win. but as an irish person, this is an absolute loss.

As a portuguese, I am happy that at least you didn't turned Portugal into Spain and called it the day edit: creativity is always welcome

as a Manx person (someone born in the isle of man) I am greatly appreciated y what you have done restoring us to the glory we never had in the first place but still non the less great.

As a Spanish I feel glad to see Spain getting rid of both England and France but sad for our Portuguese neighbours

Give this man a Nobel Peace Prize

Honey? Why has it just gone -46 degrees in Manchester?

Turning Poland into a veritable corridor made me laugh uncontrollably XD

2023: Geo Facts 2024: Goofy Facts

you made EUROPE'S Borders from ok to absolute nightmare fuel

Türkiye: Cyprus is mine! Greece: No is mine! UN: 5:02

As a Georgian, I gladly welcome our new neighbours in Caucasus! That was the best change🤩 P.S. The fact that you turned Czechia and Slovakia into Slovakia-Czechia instead of Czechoslovakia is hilarious 😂

4:40 love the way that you said 'europeans love that stuff right?' that would teach them a great lesson to not argue with those borders and to be happy with the amount of land they have,if mediterranean sea is dried out,whole Europe will become a dessert too.

Thank you from Spain for taking England and France as far as possible and giving us like 283737km more of border with Morocco! 😊

As An American, I can confirm That This Is the best american map ever Now please do Fixing America As A European

BL is actually short for blockland, which explains why it should be square shaped

„RUKRAINE” GOT ME WHEEZING LMAO

As a slovenian, apart from us loosing the coastline, I see this as an absolute win

Estonia, Luxembourg, Slovenia, and Moldova watching in horror as their neighbors are tormented by literal god himself:

As someone from Galway in the west of Rhode Ireland I am so happy to finally unite with our family, not the Northern Irish, but the Boston Irish

hahahahahahaha straight lines, this is awesome, subscribed

"fixing europes borders" **proceeds to rip apart an entire island**

As a Polish person, I was actually amused that you made my country into a literal pole. We're still seperated from the Belarusians, but it might change in Sunday, October 15 (date in Central European Summer Time). We might become a confederation (like the Swiss).

You should have moved England closer to Spain because it’s cold in Antarctica and it’s sunny in Spain.

As a Dutch person, i see this as an absolute win, we finally got the half of Belgium that was basically budget Netherlands already anyways, so we can start fixing their roads and bicycle infrastructure

As a portuguese, that joke made me laugh... good job...

As an English person I knew we would get some form of grief... but Ireland by far got the worst fate. Edit: Just got to the part where France joins us in Antarctica. We just topped Ireland.

I always get Brazil and Portugal mixed up so thats a good thing you did there 10:40 :) ❤😊

9:32 well, most of problems with Germany began with their union, so now they shouldn't reunite lol

As a Romanian, it annoys me to see that you forgot to move Moldova next to Romania. Brothers gotta stick together.

Bro managed to make everyone equally mad at the same time

well done, a perfect summary of USA foreign policies and exactly how USA approaches solving international problems, randomly and nonsensically

After watching your entire video, I'm really glad you're not in charge of anything (except of your own channel, that is).

Bulgaria's new location does correspond to the location of Old Great Bulgaria, which was a khanate in the Crimea area before the Bulgars moved to modern day bulgaria and mixed with the slavs, so I approve.

The people of Belarus might feel left out seeing Ukraine and Russia together like this. You should include them too and call it something like BelarUSSkRaine. I am sure that would be a very important step towards global peace.

i need someone to make this exact map in eu4 with the same geopolitical issues OR I MEAN "fixes" and whatnot. thank you!

Why have you got a downer on England? If it wasn't for the English, you'd be Spanish.

As Belorussian i completely satisfied with new map. We now have Lithuanian capital, part of Ukraine and Smolensk. Also we have 2 big lakes where we can build our ships now.

Loved it, absolutely loved it. Everything is perfect. As an American who loves history and geography, I see no problems with these borders. Peace in our lifetime has been achieved.

TYSM for the vic 2 music

7:42 we’re actually closer to some of our old lands. Works for me. :)

As a Swede, I can without lying say that Scandinavia was genuinely fixed

11:58 I thought you were going to bring back Czechoslovakia and Austria Hungary

as an Irish person I may or may not have gone ballistic at my new state of affairs

At first I was like, he's gotta give Kosovo back to Serbia, and Aegean and Pirin regions back to Macedonia. But then, Macedonia and Serbia getting a lake and a sea respectively seems like a much better deal tbh.

Ah, yes "fixing" europe🇸🇪

This is so much more entertaining that I had thought before watching it - thanks!

The hot-blooded Scotts would fit nicely somewhere between The Balearic Islands, and Sardinia on the East/West axis, and Marseille and Algiers, on a yes, precisely in the middle of the Med.

You know, I was going to complain about having to joing the Dutch, but seeing as how the French are gone, and looking at the torture you put the rest of Europe through... I'm just gonna take this one. Could be worse.

Slowing turning Germany back was genius.

9:25 Good old Germany like back then, where everyone had a King

what you did with germany killed me xD as being myself a german i can promise its already like that hahahaha

5:42 I just imagined god coming down from heaven and screaming at Zelensky and Putin "'IF YOU CAN'T PLAY NICELY WITH IT, I'LL TAKE IT AWAY!"

Jako Polak dziękuję ci za unieszkodliwienie Niemiec zamienie Białorusi w kwadrat i zmianę polski w ziemię polarną. Dziękuję!! 💪❤️

You surely had fun doing this. I couldn't stop laughing! I didn't like the disappearance of the Mediterranean Sea, though

good video and that make me laugh🤣😂but what app is this (i sub and like)

I think Greece and Turkey can still have a fight by using boats to cross the river

As a german I see this as an absolute win

Great video. My favorite is what you did to Switzerland. All of a sudden, it's gone. And so is all the money politicians have been stealing for centuries.

7:59 The American put orthodox christians next to Dagestan and stated "Russia...there we go perfect". Find the mistake..come on xD

As a French... I started by aggreeing a total swallow of French speakers of Belgium, French Monaco and all but it turned into Hell right at the moment when I saw France Next to britain again AND with Bretagne belonging to them. Two minutes later I was having Nightmares of this-

3:50 WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE!? 🇮🇪☘️

I can't belive that Wales as third Island of Newseeland would look so perfectly normal XD

4:11 was so funny to me and idk why😂

As an Ukrainian i got to admit that you are really an American by proving that you know nothing about geography since you included kosovo with Albania. Didn't expect much from an American either way💁🏼‍♂️

As a german, i must say that i love the way you handeled france ❤

9:35 As a Pole I approve.

I heard a huge and painful sigh of despair when you placed France closed to England again… Not sure which side it came from , though.

1:30 I’m a half-Welsh half-English person and this makes my cry, I love going to see my family over there and the holidays are nice😭