“It says here you killed a dog.” “Yes.” “.... Very Good.”

"I think it's just to show I have other interests outside of work" "Why?" Too real, man

I love how he's got a fake tape mustache over his actual mustache

I was actually chuckling at the part "you seem to have a specific history of killing at least 200 hundred people in your previous jobs". This skit is just so stupid it's actually funny.

I love how male joel is the only one not breaking character

WOMAN. GIVE ME MY POTATO.

It took me a minute to realise that this guy wasn't prepared for the questions you asked him at all. 😂

Me, thinking this sketch was scripted. "It says here you assassinated the US ambassador to Guatamala" (Struggles to improvise) "I... yes. I killed him."

Boy, I cannot WAIT to read 'The days I remember, the story of my life, how I came to be who I am, and how I came to leave behind who I was - a factual retelling of every moment I have experienced brought to life through the power of language and into a novel format: Part Three' !

The way you rubbed your eyes through your glasses. the way you fogged them up and didn't wipe them. the way you left in the laughter at just the right points. This is the epitome of "criminally underrated." my god, this is impeccable. literally pissed my wife's pants

Finding this channel was like finding a goldmine. I'm glad sketch comedy seems to have a bit of a resurgence lately.

Shamelessly laughing at all of these deaths. Incredible confidence and a piercing sense of humor. I hope you hired him.

the way the interviewee is like... laughing makes him look like a total psychopath lmao!!! this skit is just too good

“seems to me” “yes?” “200 out of 100,00?” “yeah” “really not that many” “yeah exactly”

I've had multiple interviews exactly as awkward as this. A lot less murder, though, generally speaking.

As soon as he said, "why is my character killing everybody?" Man, I fucking lost it.

I want a series about this guy, this universe, and the chaos it offers

"You should read his memoir, it's... horrible *break*"

I really love how Janice fogged her glasses and just put them right back on.

"why is my character killing everybody" I like...how they dont take their sketches like super seriously and are willing to put in the "breaking of the character" in the videos instead of doing retakes... came here from the animated adventure boi...should probably subscribe by now honestly

I must say, reading "The Days I Remember: the Story of My Life, How I Came to Be Who I am, and How I Came to Leave Behind Who I Was: A Factual Retelling of Every Moment I Have Experienced, Brought to Life Through the Power of Language and into a Novel Format, Part II" was a transformative experience for me! Never before have I seen someone so perfectly capture the existential suffering of a Kafkaesque upbringing, and the ramifications it would have into adulthood. And at a succinct 2,340 pages no less! Wonderful work.

How does this feel like improv when one person is playing two of the characters?

The Days I Remember - the story of my life, how I came to be, who I am and how I came to leave behind who I was -- a factual retelling of every moment I've experienced, brought to life, through the power of language and into a novel format: Part II

I love this so much. The best part is you can tell it's improv, so it's happening live, but because he's playing 2 of the 3 characters I can't tell how it was filmed at times lol

"Must be a German name..." *pans to an Asian face

"Why is my character killing people?" -interview guy in the middle of the sketch I laughed so hard at that haha I love it

After seeing a lot of Joel’s videos recently, I can honestly say that this one is in my top 3. The guy laughing at the questions really looks like a psycopath. It’s gold!

I like the mustache over mustache look.

I’m sat here crying with laughter, I come back to this sketch at least a few times a month because I know it’s a guarantee cry-laugh, thank you so much, bloody genius.

He scratched his eyes through the glasses frame lol

I thought he was supposed to be a psychopath in the beginning cause he just cracked up every time he killed something

Interviewee’s laughter is probably bc he doesn’t know what joel is reading off the "resume" but it also feels sinister "you killed a dog" and he laughs 😂

I love this skit because if you try and break down how it could possibly work, you can’t. Yet it’s hilarious.

*The Days I Remember: The Story Of My Life - How I Came To Be, Who I Am, And How I Came To Leave Behind Who I Was* _A Factual Retelling Of Every Moment I've Experienced, Brought To Life Through The Power Of Language Into A Novel Format_ *Part Two*

You’re making some of the most hilarious content I’ve ever seen on UKposts

This is your best skit and no one can change my mind.

"WOMAN! (frustrated pause) GIVE ME MY POTATO!!"... That just killed me. 🤣

the amount of detail that went into this they're laughing and breaking character, almost like the interviewee is just doing improv, yet, the two interviewers are the same person shot on two takes, and the interviewee is responding to both of them while breaking character this is messing with my head

Have I been applying for jobs wrong this whole time? Has everyone else been writing their kill counts on their resumes? I thought that was supposed to go in your reference letter.

this skit is such a comfort to me, i honestly keep coming back to it again and again, i really love the vibe you have with each other. and also the vibe u somehow have with yourself it still cracks me up everytime thankyou

I love the blatant character breaking and laughter and how you kept all that great stuff like the interviewee's reactions as he finds out the stuff his character has done. This kind of improv and humour is literally exactly the kind of shit that makes my sides hurt. I can't stop fucking laughing so thank you so much for this

He definitely didn’t tell him what the script was, I feel like his only instruction was to agree and work of joel. So cute

"The Days I Remember: The Story of my Life: How I Came to be Who I am, (and How I Came to Leave Behind Who I Was). A Factual Retelling of Every Moment I've Experienced: Brought to Life Through the Power of Language - and Into a Novel Format: Part Two" - This has New York Times Bestseller written all over it.

Really killed that interview

This may be my all-time favorite skit I've ever seen, anywhere.

"How I came to leave behind who I was" as part of a memoir name just kills me

Another Joel Haver classic Haha this one is another favorite for me

The part where he said that as a child he lay awake at night punching himself in the face hit too close to home.

That's a slick mustache I think this one got the most laughs out of me. I thoroughly enjoyed watching you guys break character whilst concocting this madness

"Why is my character killing everybody?" Including me too, I laughed so hard I died at that part.

This feels like the sort of conversation you would overhear between NPCs if someone made a video game out of an Adam Dougless novel

i love how this video has different levels of randomness, plus, the “part two” was just impeccable

This is bizarre, it feels like 3 people improvising, but actually theres only 2 people. Like bro how did he do this???

Definitely my favourite skit of Joel's that I've seen

"Yes, yes." Gets me every time.

It went from juggling to mass murder. This guy is overqualified

Did you make everything up as you went along? This seems like it would be great improv.

This is Joels best work. It took me 90 seconds to realize he was playing all the characters. Incredible.

in the 3 seconds between 0:44 to 0:47, Joel makes the best possible stereotypical interview posture and reference by calling the interviewee- "boy" and the Janice character changes her posture to show concern, patience, and interest in the question the male interviewer has for the "boy". Man, I love Joel Haver and his video ideas- simple, relatable, and funny.

I wouldn’t hire him. He didn’t seem to take enough pride in the seriousness of the interview.

this is my comfort video

"why are you juggling.. why would you juggle?" right off the bat with an absolute banger, and the vid stays hilarious the entire time.

i keep coming back to this and laughing like it was my first time watching. such a good skit

Recently discovered your work but this video... It reminded me of my father... Coming into a room right after my mom finished baking potato for him... And he would stand there saying: Woman... Woman - give me my potato!!! Anyway what I wanted to say is that sometimes I come back to this video and always laugh like the first time. Thank you & keep up with the good work! :)

I dunno how many times ive watched this. The energy and dialogue are unmatched

The electrical tape moustache is killing me

The fact this is clearly improvised makes it that much better

Absolutely LOVED THIS

I laughed so hard at the end it brought a tear to my eye. That hasn't happened in a long time. Thank you!

2:49 That "Yes, yes." is perfect

I like how you kept your normal voice for Janice, and instead lowered your voice for Peter

Expected this to have over a million views. Haven't had a honest laugh by myself for quite a while, yet this video almost had me in tears! Keep up the good work

I’m literally crying right now of laughter, i fucking love this skit

I love how much this bit just falls apart

“Why is my character killing everybody”

This is sooo fucking funny dude, i cant breathe

i come to this when i've had a shitty day never fails to make me laugh my favourite

this actually seems like a really good improv excersize

i love how joel has such a wide acting range, able to play three different characters on screen

I was literally writing my comment to say, "Joel, this is the first short that I just didn't like. And I mean that as a compliment." And then, the laughs got me. "How many kids did I kill?" 😭

This is by FAR my favorite vid of yours, I was cry-laughing the entire time

This is the hardest I have ever laughed at a UKposts video 👑 Honestly that just hit me right-

I love that he just starts laughing more and more the more you talk about the children hes killed

So right now, I am going through and watching all of your videos. I have already watched like 20 of them they’re amazing. Ever since I subbed to ya at 140k subs last week. And you are currently at 273k.

I see that the HR department are recruiting for Tony Lazzuto's operation

Yeah, he definitely got that job.

I like how its improv... like a real job interview.

I roomed with woog in Guatemala, it's so weird seeing him here

Oh my god. I have been leaving out my kill counts on my CV lately. No WONDER I haven't been getting hired! Thank you Joel for bringing this to my attention!

The way you incorporate the breaking of the fourth wall, into the context of the skit is brilliant and hilarious!

i like how you keep in the laughs it kinda makes it even funnier

Holy shit this is beautiful I absolutely adore your channel

This shit should be on adult swim

I think this is one of the best videos you've made honestly

There's something in the way he stumbles and repeats that is just so distinctly Joel

This guy knows how to write male characters so well, that "boss" in the interview is so real hahahahahahaha

THIS IS THIS MAN'S BEST VIDEO AND HAS LESS THAN 7,000 VIEWS GOD HAS FAILED US ALL

Its amazing how different joel looks as these three characters

Breathing on the glasses and putting them on without wiping them tickled me way more than it should have.

Bro 1.4K views my assssssss. You just hit a surge in subscribers so I imagine this will have a DECENT amount soon Edit: I knew it! Vid is over 350k views haha 😅 Joel is getting some well deserved recognition. I’m super happy for him 🤩