Pls no kill my car I need go vroom vroom to go work to get monee to get fuel for my car so I can go vroom vroom to go work to get monee to get fuel for my car so I can go vroom vroom to go work to get monee to get fuel for my car so I can go vroom vroom to go work to get monee to get fuel for my car so I can go vroom vroom to work

Don’t worry man, he hasn’t told us yet. You have a chance.

**laughs in having a ADF-01 with TLS and PSL installed**

Laughs in ADATs

*Laughs in CIWS*

agreed man, so annoying when that happens.

Yeah, I hate it when that happens

I can relate

Dinkleburg😤

I recomend using a mobile AA tank

One can rarely feel embarrassment if killed

@@deltoroperdedor3166 *So there's a chance*

You should be ashamed if you didn't have anti-aircraft weaponry, smh kids these days.

Hell, look at all the mideast and mid-asia videos of Toyota pick-up trucks with Artillery installed. One would believe, if nothing else, a dual 20mm would come standard!

I'm pretty sure that's in the second amendment in the US, 'Thou has the right to bear arms and 20mm GAU8 Avenger autocannons. In god we trust 🙏

I felt the same

Yea yea but as an amarican the F-22 RAPTOR has entered the chat

Dont worry, since a russian super maneuverable aircraft doesn't exist... You have nothing to fear

For real! Finally i can show my therapist.

Real

😂

War Thunder moment

Why the car not using its CIWS to destroy those obstacles first ?

I can agree with this

@@curioussnek859 I can agree with this

How dare you to call this scientific work of safety a shitpost!? -rep

You cant really call it that even. This is just pure documentation. History channel is obviously way closer to being shitpost than this

wut

@@thebaconplays5305 SUSSY!

69th liker

I was beginning to think the mailboxes got him

I swear XD

I'd like to assume this is the guy portfolio when applying for 3d modeling job

@@lewislaws6770 podel is a legend

No we fully agree

same thing applies to Pamtri

@@lewislaws6770 thank you very much sir

True

The criticism only seems harsh because we recognize the truth of it. This is how we learn from our mistakes.

That shortcut through the CoD Warzone map just isn’t worth it, bro.

bro just install s-500 on your car

Speaking from experience, I think using a SAM system is kind of a waste there. The AC-130 gunship is notorious for being big, slow and heavy. So I think you just need your CIWS system to shot that plane down. The SAM system should be used to defend against larger and more dangerous targets such as a B-52 Stratofortress or those Su-35 you’re talking about. Additionally, some camoflaging is quite needed since getting those weapons destroyed is not a pleasant thing to have. I’m Vietnamese so I know a bit about this stuff, no need to thank me.

loll the A-10 thunderbolt 2 was made by fairchild-republic, not lockheed martin

@@malpacamusic_1007 I knew that but when I was writing this comment my brain short circuited and I lost the only 4 brains in my head. 🥴I have corrected the mistake, thank you for your output. 😃

But it cant beat Goku!

But could the Topol-M survive against Doom Slayer?

But could the RT-2PM2 Topol M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile defeat Goku?😎😎😎

*W a t*

I am assuming that my father's BMW won't be able to survive a 9M723K ISKANDER K missile strike...

It is, though.

the tts reminds me of Podel and i cant stop wheezing

I've spent the whole video thinking to myself "Holy crap this sounds so real and yet nobody talks exactly like this" It's really, really uncanny, it's sort of unsettling

Its a weird thing, I think it is computer generated.

@@Tadfafty cant be. His tone changes too much. It has to be real.

Do you mind if I make a slight correction? /gen

Sure!

how short is your fucking attention span that you would ever need this on a 6 minute video?? this comment never would have existed before tiktok

Ive been saying "this is the last one" for 5 videos in a row, but now it really is time to sleep.

Man I love flan's mod

It actually makes sense, aircraft are pretty noisy right

Just get yourself an SR-71 to scan those things and then shoot them down with F-22 raptors.

0:37 how to drive safely

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

lol 1.2k likes and 1 comment lol

also he should get sponsor from BAE systems or United Aircraft Corporation.

Audi's trash

The trolley one featured a Porsche too. At this point the entire VW group should come in and sponsor

Bruh 😂😂😂

This is my Instagram pfp lmao

yeah

But we need to hear this

Exactly

As a European, I can assure you that I dont know.

@Lizzy MH Or water.

Of course it is, we have manual transmission.

@@crypt0sFX You really had to do Africa like that?

@@xavierhernandez-dones4497 Yes

Yeah, I actually feel more confident about using roundabouts now.

Holy shit you’re right

What kind of driving schools do you have?

Sadly this is true

@Sasha Braus same here, luckely i live near a few

I can get behind this

@Olivio sqn i would rather destroy it with a Kamikaze thank you. *BANZAIIIII!*

mew

Torpedo boats

@Olivio sqn what in the world is an air-to-air bomb? Never heard of it. And why would you use air-to-air munitions on a surface target?

i dont get how this is all over the news, such a massive problem

Ive never liked when people have said its an issue all modern cars have had but if you were to do your research you would find that older cars also had this problem. This makes it worse, why hasnt it been addressed earlier

@@raconbacon5649 I agree, super manoeuvrable aircraft where in invented in 1955, by the Swedish. Cars where invented in the nineteen twenty by Henry ford. So what's taking them so long, I believe there is clearly a lack of will to address the major problem's at hand in today's society.

@@alexanderboccaccio4261 you're probably unaware of the problem the old Fords had with stuka dive bombers

@@tim71pos Its crazy what we are never told, I thank you kind sir for informing the world on this news

E

Its also really annoying when velociraptors throw samsung smart fridges at me when i am trying to study for my history on arachnids class.

I have a problem where it breaks my porch I take my dog on a walk and I get back and there’s just a navy destroyer chillin on my porch *>:[*

This would really help me

Arm sandwiches with BARs

It's on IKEA

Sry Nano you can't I have ordered everyone of them bc my bicycles are always getting attacked by an 𝑨𝑯-64𝑨 𝑨𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝑳𝒂𝒔𝒆𝒓-𝑮𝒖𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕

Lmao Nano its you

amazon

𝙉𝙖𝙣𝙤 𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙧𝙚??

Are you that guy???

there is no such person. its like saying muted person who is good singer

@@mikkihintikka7273 Pretty sure I saw that person on one of those Got Talent shows.

Finally, my time HAS come.

does he have a tragic backstory?

I mean yeah he literally has a top gear video

@@erronblack308 and hes british

*bottom gear

@@Mish844 "blithering idiot"

Hes a James may fan.

We can fix that by swapping out your engine and putting larger wheels on your car. We may need to mount all this on a larger frame to support the weight, but when it's all said and done, you'll have a car that can stand up to any aerial threat

@@adamburditt3941 you don't need to swap a 600 hp engine, swap the suspensions and reinforce the frame

The American stereotype would be complete if we could somehow afford attaching CIWS systems to civilian vehicles but no one would ever attempt to take our Air space.

@@butwhy.5498 A/c, yes. Abs, yes. Airbags, yes. CIWS, yes....

Just some minor drawbacks honestly

at least no cutlery were involved in the making of this video

He is

Look like?

@Kzaxrtij Skather huh

@@someguynamedsomething9612 huh

An Air superiority complex

@@funybirbman3813 yes

Well in 2:07 you clearly see there’s no one there

But it is superior

so back then a ship , driven by women because everyone calls her "She" ? Xd. I may be grammatically naci but words that are constantly used incorrectly can lead to bad circumstances.

Acquire your hands on Udaloy ll-Class destroyer. Once you do acquire said vessel, detect the submarine using your Horse Tail LF VDS sonar and Horse Jaw bow mounted LF sonar, and destroy the submarine using your RPK-6 Vodopad or RPK-7 Veter anti-submarine missiles.

Seems about the right next step

I have problems with my neighbor attacking my Smith class destroyer ship with his SSN-21 Seawolf fast attack nuclear submarine

@@swearwordingatyou That's a rather unfortunate situation you appear to be in. You should upgrade to at least the Spruance class destroyer, or better yet, an Arleigh Burke class destroyer to fend off his fast attack submarine.

@@tntproductions1996 I will upgrade. Thank you. Edit: I have bought the upgrade and my neighbor upgraded his submarine. I am buying a helicarrier and stocking it with aircraft of all kinds. I have also bought a private harbor for my ships and submarines. Pathetic neighbor.

Not when he said that an Audi RS6 Avante is the perfect car for inexperienced drivers?

Let’s not forget the casual overtone of all this, as if being stalked by an experimental Russian jet aircraft is perfectly normal.

Oscar Hendry it isn’t? I’ve been stalked by the Sukhoi Su-57 stealth, single-seat, twin-engine multirole fifth-generation jet fighter for years every day on my way to work.

It wasn't when the roundabout broke?

You're telling me the 4 obscene animations beforehand didn't?

Government programs in a nutshell

Well yes it’s taught here first thing in drivers ed

It's the A of driving...don't tell me you didn't learn to operate a jet on you're first driving lesson... didn't you?

Well he doesnt have to deal with any round about in the air

reasons don't you know.

He is going to be on the close watch list in the FBI’s office

-How to manuvere through a roundabout -Supermanuverable Battle planes -Dogfight theory

Very *interesting*

*dear god... they are here*

Well he is British so I think the national crime agency and MI6 will be the ones looking at his history

LMAOO how did no one think of that

Impossible

I did but... he was faster

GTA is basically what would happen if 2B2T was its own video game.

@@mechanwhal6590 and had alot of police

was looking for a comment like this lmao

Is this a gta online joke

@@sucdrag0n732 no shit sherlock

As in fact the lazer tryhard laugh at me for driving my MOC cab, he didn't realised that it can take up to 70 ballistic homing missile, 20 russian rpg, 4 flak cannon and couple shots from pl-01 Poland stealth tank. This give advantages to get into my Buckingham Pyro to tease him with my piloting skills

@@seppy2105 I mean the video

Simple. Just rent a Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II single-seat, twin turbofan engine, straight wing jet aircraft designed for close air support (CAS) of friendly ground troops, attacking armored vehicles and tanks, and providing quick-action support against enemy ground forces. I recommend using its General Electric GAU-8/A Avenger 30 mm hydraulically driven seven-barrel Gatling-style autocannon designed specifically for the anti-tank role to minimize chances of collateral girlfriend damage.

@@yoong___ For Cheap cost Strap 10killograms of tnt on said girlfriend and Destroy the advances of the M1A1. Same can be said to your daughter if approached inappropriately by a ISIS Pedo t-72.

Pfft, Chad M1 vs virgin Spruce Goose.

Just put her aboard U.S.S BB-43 Tennessee, no battle tank is sinking that beast, even in 1920s config, lol

@@combatwombat2134 i swear i've seen you on youtube before lol

Eyy last time i checked you you had 800 subs

The only thing you'll have to worry about with the F-35A is the pilot asking you for money.

I believe you

Never thought to find u here xD

@@DESUDESU24 Incorrect that aircraft is out competing both the eurofighter typhoon and the su-30 especially in the export market and it's not hard to see why with its incredibly small RCs it's das system and electronic warfare systems it's the only logical aircraft to future proof your Air Force not but the F-22 could stand against it in a fight and win

just what i wanted to comment

And ‘insufferable oaf’

Classic

He graduated from the school of james may insults

@Manek Iridius james may

With actual language, instead of grunts and yelling

HowToAdvanced

I disagree, it had actual information instead of complete utter randomness with eggs and raw chicken.

HowToDefendYourAirCraftfromANucularExplosion

That's the lowest insult I could possibly imagine

It’s still a TTS. A British person wouldn’t pronounce blithering as “blythering”.

@@LezzaD it seems so...

i actually prefer the braindead TTS, it feels like a military learning video that doesnt evoke any emotion at all while achieving true comedy

It’s a damn good TTS. Which one is it?

@@henntendo It is not TTS, this is a hired voice actor. Human designed TTSes are not this smooth, and AI ones are not this high quality. Yet. They might be in a few years, though. It is a real human, the voice says the same sounds differently, and speaks german like an englishman who does not know german, not like a TTS voice. Etc.

Except everybody is driving the wrong way, I'm not saying this as a one country is right or wrong but those are British road signs...

@@Kila-Innova They aren't. The same signs are used in most of Europe.

@@Kila-Innova yeah... nah... pretty sure we have the same roadsigns in germany and belgium...

@@Kila-Innova Our road signs aren’t exclusive

And dogfighting

Itll blow up by itself on the way here after a warrant officer lights a cigarette in the wrong hallway because of poor damage control, never fear good sir. :P

I have a feeling that an Azur Lane joke can be made with this context

Azur Lane fans: *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

@@vtk7763 *correct you are*

That's an easy one, rigg a (insert milltary device) to it and just chuck it in the ocean.

As a War Thunder veteran, I can confirm that is a solid tactic.

@@KyleJordanGaming legit

He wants to understand the enemy

it's time

ROUNDABOUTS... It was the Belkans afterall!!!

Belka is behind it all

Remember kid, you have no blood in your body so don't worry about excessive G force, you are not affected by it

But remember that is a false advertisement as the main battle tank shot right threw it!

Ah, but the main battle tank was using Honey to get sweet deals on High Explosive Anti Tank rounds, so its not a fair comparison.

You fool! You forgot to disable your cookies! Now they know your True Name and can complete the necessary blood ritual to cancel your favorite TV shows!

@@handsomeman-child8751 oh shit I didn't use incognito the tanks gonna get me

But did you protect your money from snipers with a Ridge Wallet?

Мы долетим - ты огребëшь! К-когда-нибудь...

Polish people be like:

Lmao

r/cursedcomments

Ayo!? WHAT?!.... Teach me.....

Same my dude, same

Bruh

What like the 15th one that evaluated you?

Tonight on top gear ... James flies a plane, Richard presses a button and I wear a helmet

Jeremy Clarkson: *Fires Railgun by accident* James: yOu BLithErINg IdiOT

Tonight on Bottom Gear! James converts his car into an anti-air tank, Richard crashes a plane and I turn right on a roundabout!

henlo

@@vp2871 cock

You and I both know that the BRRRRT would wreck the toilet anyway

@@benjaminschroeder5465 thats the A-10 Thunderbolt-II

@@6Six6Six6Bruh Right, I got confused, but still

@@6Six6Six6Bruh nope the AC-130 is also equipped with a GAU-12 gatling gun, so it also goes brrrrrrt

By using the toilet integrated into the Su-35 Flanker-E Supermaneuverable Air-Defense Fighter Aircraft of course. Did you skip the lessons?

how to protect your soup bowl from a aircraft carrier

it's easy just take the guided torpedoes that you keep in your bag and sink it

@@WoGGUIDES but I already stash them in my pocket haha so smart of me indeed ! 🏆

@@lolguyhandsome4954 yes very but what about the destroyer in the garage?

@@WoGGUIDES oh yes, right tip bro 🤔😯🙁

I'd rather protect my alien collection from those kids and their captured slave-monsters.

E

@@thealmightyloaf5380 Word of wisdom

@@nathankapustin4250 yes

Damn, I need that. I have cards worth over $100. Definitely need to protect them from aliens

Damn looks like 4 people dont have ICBMs lying around, what are they doing with their lives like bruh

@@Aaron47916 seriously people need to get their priorities in order lol

Just use nuclear weapons to win they said, it will help you win all chess games they said, well guess what, now I have a ruined chess board.

@@danielbarrett6960 yea I have 12 lying in my basement

@@Aaron47916 Ikr, they probably only have cruise missiles

Average american fighter pilot

More like a 4th generation plane

4th generation.

Generation 4.5

@@PreciselyTuned But which generation is the Audi?

As long as you drive on the right hand side only. Good luck going around a roundabout from the right hand side😂

Bit late to the party and I know this is a meme video, but this is also very much not how roundabouts are supposed to be used. If you have to stop before entering, you've already failed. They are designed to allow a constant flow of traffic by simply adjusting speed on the approach, to merge with no stopping. Stopping causes traffic, a proper roundabout eliminates stopping. If you have to stop, you might as well just have an intersection. Most of the world seems to be adopting this absurd take on roundabouts that makes them worse than intersections, the US and most of Europe asks you to stop before entering, that's not how they work.

I'm American, this didn't help at all.😢

If going to the left, you should always drive close to the center of the roundabout, if going right or straight, you should drive closer to the edge

@@tjparkour24 How about we just do what they did in the Lego Movie and have all vehicles move at the same time.

In that case, get an ASW frigate or a SSN to do the job for you.

ABSOLUTELY

*seawolf

This is classic misdirection. A Typhoon-class' submerged water displacement of 47,240 long tons just barely exceeds the water capacity of most commercial-grade bathtubs. A simple anti-submarine net on your drain will suffice. The real danger is your bird pond, which is outside and thus often unguarded. Don't fall for these rookie blunders!

This sounds like you speak from experience

Dogfighting was a thing of WW1/2, I believe modern equivalent is "Aerial Combat Maneuvering"

you did t.shitty warthunder player

Because those are legit BFM maneuvers

Hey man where does your profile pic come from?

@@-Fumiken- it's ENA, an animation series on youtube:)

is that from XKCD's Munroe? 'What if' scenarios

if i was in the car it wouldn’t surpass the 20km/h speed limmit

@@Valks-22 nah, from the what if book

@@drosman5340 AND What If I own the book and usually read it daily lol

@@drosman5340 Yeah I figured as much. I just remembered that the book mentioned that also.