I was LOL at that part. 🤣

😂

Right wing heaven. All ya gotta do is pay the fee.

@@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5Jesus Christ in a discussion about marriage, for some reason: "For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it." Matthew 19:12 KJV r

Then you realize it's the same number for humans

I think the intention is that anyone who kills over 200 is beyond redemption. I would *assume* killing any has to be outweigh by your good acts

God be chill like that.

So then I'm good since I only killed 193 humans, right? That's well under the bug max.

Ever thought of how many you kill just by walking around?

I mean you know they suffer though. They have brains. But yes, typical human response lol.

@@Letthembelightpeaceonelove ???

@@cowlinator why are you filled with questions? Was what I said puzzling? Bugs do have brains, they also have eyes and they can sense with antenna just as we can smell and hear. They’re not just filled with goo lol. There’s a little person in that tiny shell.

@@Letthembelightpeaceonelove what a bazar misunderstanding of how brains work

@@Letthembelightpeaceonelove thank you 👏

it like, made so much sense to me.. but I know for a fact they wont go away if I look away

@@-dennis3755 change where you are

😂😂

ssshhh

I read this comment before I finished the video. But I STILL didn't expect it to end that way.

God knows all the cheat codes.

And thus spaketh the Lord, amen.

I cant even make out the reasoning for the low frame rate

@@ralek592 airy heaveny vibe

That's the best part about his content lol

@@ralek592 It's supposed to look like a stop-motion collage.

Except when the youtube app shows you the top comment before you can watch it 😭

"SO, SO scary!"

But that's 'why I 'kill spiders! Them being so scary.

@@vinaris6885 some are good for killing flys on your home

I love insects . I know this sketch make the angel be the insanse guy , but bugs are pretty hurmless and i do think it is cruel to kill them . They are just small littel guys flying around , doing their thing , you don't allowd to kill a dog that bark while you are trying to sleep - but you are allowd to kill a cockroach just because you like how he looks like . I am serious , bugs deserve more respect .

​@@eyalmeirbarnea8706I would never want to go near your house. Spiders are good, bettles are alright, but cockroaches? Get outta here man. Not to mention they can fuck up your food if you just leave it out for a bit. Moths can also put eggs in your rice and other foodstuffs. Its unhygienic

I'm almost surprised BDG didn't come up with it first

TIME TO KILL MORE BUGS, STUPID FUCKING MISSIONARIES.

They're so cute!❤🐜 Hugs and bugs all They're just trying to spread the little word of the spider god🕸🕷

nice profile pic!

God is a bug....

it's not even that much. Would take like 2 hours

Keep in mind that it is bug heaven

But you would have to say it EXACTLY 11,271 times or otherwise you'd go straight down to hell, insaneo style.

@@lred1383 you could resonably say sorry 2 times per 1 second accurately. so thats roughly 120 per minute 7200 per hour so yeah, roughly 1 and a half hours would get you there

@@MrWillsonx Damn, I'll just get shot 11,271 times then. At least God is the one keeping count

You're dying? Better hope you haven't killed too many bugs, then!

I felt we missed out in some eternal truths, there.

Well, there’s still 4 more things they check for lol

Bugs right? 197 bugs?

Enjoy living the rest of your life in fear of killing 4 bugs by accident

@@emmetmatthews7559 and they're all bug-related

it would have been a shame to fail in the last 3 months.

Yeah that really put my laughter over the top on this one. What a brilliant script!

I was waiting for the dude to squish God.

I've been laughing for minutes over this one

@@pauloakes6952same

I snorted at that line.

He has a point though, there are so many nonsense jobs out there that pay big bucks, but whenever it comes to actually helping people, doing something relevant, you're supposed to do that for free? I'm an atheist (happy atheist day, btw March 23), but if there were a higher power judging the morality of our actions, they would most certainly call that a "scam".

Didn't laugh at all. That's genuinely a very thought-provoking idea.

It's funny because it's true.

i read this comment or the first time as that was happening

Well, you have to acknowledge the mosquito's existence to acknowledge that it didn't bite you, that's kind of hard to do without seeing it

I mean, I do that pretty often with mosquitoes and... they do not go away, they bite you. Thats precisially their entire point of existence, to bite you and suck your blood. Wasp? Sometimes they go away, but not mosquitoes... Dear Mr. God. Can we at least kill mosquitoes? They want to drink us bro...

the problem there is that mosquitoes bite you in your sleep :(

I definitely think that was more referring to the wasps. I've definitely found that just ignoring wasps has worked for me so far, but mosquitoes are a different story :(

Thats just retaliation for fallen comrads. It all makes sense.

Actually, calmly pushing them away has been the most succesful strategy for me so far. You don't threaten them (which a quick motion or hard motions might do) but you still lightly annoy them so they leave you alone. It's just hard to do calmly when you first start doing it, but I've gotten a lot of experience with wasps at my place of work (outdoors bar) and gently pushing them is probably the best strategy. That, or doing the cup-strategy and releasing them 100m further haha.

Honestly yeah, did that for this one wasp, and it eventually turned out with me being on fairly good terms with that wasp's whole family. Basically, little dude wanted to eat my yogurt, but flew in and got stuck, so I pulled them out and cleaned them off carefully, keeping watch that no birds would eat the yogurt-covered wasp until the little dude was clean enough and dry enough to fly away. After that, all of the wasps who looked like that one tended to fly a bit closer to me, but they were chill about it. It kinda seemed like they thought that I might be safe-ish to be near, which was pretty neat!

That doesn’t always work I’ve walked into my home once and wasp stung me for literally no reason most bugs are chill but dang hornets and yellow jackets are pure evil

​@@hoppybirdy6967 I did something similar with a dobsonfly. Little guy got stuck on the house paneling by his wings somehow. I gently peeled him off and started straightening his wings. He'd try flying by jumping between my hands, then display his wings to me like "Little more, please." It was the most adorable thing. Insects can be so cute. Which is why God said no more than 200 deaths per person

i really dont think bugs are curious

Right?! 😂

Some people say that all the time.

🐝 🦟

Cause I can take those ones!

Seriously, they’re here for a reason! Population control!

right? even on a video about religion i don't really see any arguments

@@JaxontheOkay you're wrong and I hate you because of it

on the bright side, the discussions i see here are about 70% more civil than the usual, (cause joel is awesome and joel viewers are awesome), still can't escape the people entering with way out of proportion claims lmao

You have a diagnosed anxiety disorder related to arachnids?

Lol 😂

As a spider lover, I now think that I'm a glitch in the matrix.

We probably kill them because of how scary they are. WE KILL BECAUSE WE SCARED

How many have you killed?

if you can move around and speak in heaven then the concept of time exists my guy

@@bChuraful my guy my guy my guy my guy my guy my guy

@@friedkittens3004 k

@@bChuraful yes my guy! Ooooooooo

@@friedkittens3004 ?

Thank you! Wanted to try something new, happy it worked for ya!

@@Joel-Haver I’m glad you did, and I’m glad you are continually trying new things! It’s always a breath of fresh creative air to see the cool ideas you have for everything you do here

I thought my computer was broken...

@@Joel-Haver Did you model this new style after some pre-existing thing? It seems so familiar but I cannot for the life of me remember from where.

I thought he was just trying out stop motion

Especially his emotional repentance in the face of pending hopeless despair...

Mess with the Haver, you get the Haver. You just got Haver'ed

It's total insaneo style

I know at least two more: No pooping in the toilet No screaming

@@Xbob42 another one is no stepping on cracks on the road

No swear words

Should have liked and subscribed when people asked you to it cost you so little and obviously means so much to them we just don't think someone who wouldn't click 2 buttons to help another person out deserves to be here

Follow your dreams, don’t just wipe ass

God, I love you

Yeah not if you had a cockroach or bed bug invested house

@@kojoano If they wanted to invest in my house I would let them. I am very broke.

@@bhutwheyttherismor86 infested* 😂😂

Lol. Great movie.

Joel DOES look good in that tupa!

thanks for the movie recommendation, looks pretty good

Hidden gem of a movie, Joel fans would dig it 👍

Great movie, but the ending always made me cringe. 😆

God supports the Second Ammendment confirmed

He spent over 11 thousand dollars on this actually

​@@sparky6757 actually?

@@gilly_axolotlno dummy there’s no money in heaven

@@sparky6757 Ohhhh I get it

It hurts my eyes tho

As a Satanic Chaos Mage who formerly wanted to be an Entomologist I have a lot of respect for the feild, and your joke, thank you for the work you do. I love insects very much! God is a giant cockroach jk! 💜❤️💜❤️

You're nervously counting the ones you have pinned to your wall right now aren't you?

@@Pretzil43 those chosen few serve as religious artifacts. The exhumed bodies of exonerated saints and bishops. They serve as icons and alter pieces in place of the cross and the trinity.

Not a single entomologist is going to heaven, if you're only allowed 200 kills

But as one I’m sure you’ve gone far and above 200. You love your aspirators and cups too much!

He did die so he's got to have connections.

I mean he’s gotten Jesus. He probably just had to call him up for a favor

Look up the tiles of Chertsey Abbey and thank me later.

God tier reference, underrated comment.

hutdug

thanks

you mean Joel?

thanks

Joel is the editor.

Do you remember if he was just a cool bug or was he there to consume all humans or something?

@@SpectraVoidborn the story was called house of beck you can look it up on youtube

@@SpectraVoidborn I believe it was meant to be a scary story, from what I can remember. IIRC Bug Jesus was NOT happy with his cover potentially being blown.

Bro you have the wildest dreams

@@SpectraVoidborn I found it. It wasn't a time traveler. It was a scroll written by a Roman witness discovered by archeologists. The story is called ""We Discovered A Scroll Containing An Eye Witness Account Of The Crucifixion""

The Trentiles and the Joels

I have had this same idea! I want to know my stats for everything.

make an app

Aw sorry, that’s the ONE thing they don’t keep track of

Yes, I have always fantasized that the afterlife would be full knowledge of all the trivial matters in my life, how many breaths, amounts of spit and tears produced, Hostess Twinkies eaten, how many steps and stubbed toes. How many people I met. I would also be interested in seeing the results of a full autopsy of my deceased body, like a forensic depth, investigative report. Or like Sherlock Holmes telling my story from the clues my corpse left.

I hope there's a statistic like that at the end of life