"This is just like regular chess! You get impatient, and then you die!" - Dan Avidan

Wow! Who would’ve known there were so many different ways for Arin to lose at Chess? ☺️

This is, unironically, an absolutely baller way to learn how the rules of chess work

Danny: “This game is unforgiving.” Game: *literally warns you twice that you’re in check before letting you take your turn*

I love how Arin was decent at the start and then his skill gradually went down as time progressed.

"Captain Crunch: Oops, all murder!" is such a great one liner

28:38 to answer Daniels inquiry as to where the infamous "LICKIN PENIS" line came from it was in the amazing leadup to Arin finally winning roulette with 23 in dead or alive 3 xtreme fortune. He was specifically mad at landing on 31 which prompted the outburst lol

Arin consistently not knowing that he's in check unless the game tells him is why I'm here

Every day we grow closer and closer to the Grumps finally tackling the 4D Chess game that includes time travel and multiverse action.

I've always said that chess suffers from a distinct lack of shooting. Problem solved.

11:59 Arin choosing the ability to jump over a peice without reading what upgrade white gets and then immediately freaks out when theres 2 more knights, an extra bishop, and rook lol

Can...can we have like a 20 episode series of this? This is just incredible!

"That's pretty unfair." He said, whilst racking his shotgun.

"These rooks are a real problem" continues to add another rook to board

Dan: "Now you can be a cold blooded killer a lot more easily" Arin, absentmindedly: "Yeah..." *blasts a bishop into bits without even commenting on it*

Arin and I feel like kindred spirits, stuck in a nearly constant state of: *_"YES,_* that *DOES* sound like a thing that I would say and, *_NO,_* I do *NOT* remember saying it!!!"

Finally a game where Arin can take his anger out the correct way after losing every game against Dan lol

If the Grumps can see this, and you’re planning another episode, if you’re in check, you can still shoot a piece to get out of it, there are just two shield icons by your ammo count that kinda protect you from doing it by accident If your aim is true, it can save runs by just picking off the king, even if he’s one space away

Arin: has a ranged projectile weapon. Also Arin: hops into melee range of three pawns then shoots.

I'm gonna say it before finishing the video... Arins got this chess win in the bag! (I have money on you Arin, I'm out of options and if you don't pull in a win for me I'm gonna be financially ruined. My house, my kids, and my wife will leave me and will have nothing left..) Good luck! update: YOU F*CKED ME video game boy... YOU F*CKED ME

"+1 power but lose my accuracy" That says arc, not acc. A lower fire arc actually increases your accuracy, since your bullets will be more concentrated.

I hope they continue playing this for a few more episodes. This was super exciting to watch.

It is amazing how thoroughly Arin misunderstood every single mechanic

3:35 so you aren’t losing accuracy here, your firing arc is getting narrower, which decreases spread over distance. It’s a long range power up.

Arin: I'll never say "lets fucking go", think for yourselves, express with language Also Arin: "GOT 'EEEEEE'!!!!!"

This really does accentuate Arin's inability to pay attention to how a game's rules work and I love it!

10:55 "Fuck the Queen!" So it was Arin with a Shotgun after all.

Huh, who knew Arin could be so good at chess if we gave him a shotgun and take all his other pieces. Must be the Floridan in him with the shotgun.

Man I would absolutely LOVE a series of Dan learning to shred in this game even if it's weird is a cooler way to get chess into people, also like all gimmick chess games the secondary actions are thought out almost as much as real chess

Put down a timer until Arin understands souls, it was 9:39 I do not believe he will learn he can shoot in check if he uses both shields. EDIT: nevermind he actually did it EDIT 2: he didn’t realize what he did nevermind

another classic Grumps chess moment, right there with "Queenie with a peenie HEHEHEHEHEHE"

"add 1 queen" second card: "add 1 queen" Arin: :O There's a queen now?!

It’s not often a grumps fan gets to say this but…Dan should have played this one lol! Loved this game, play more!

“Fuck the Queen” Arin Hanson quotes that aged beautifully

thank you for getting really good with the seizure warnings at the beginning!

Arin faces off against his two age-old foes: chess, and reading instructions.

6 hours ago I found out my cancer is back. I'm stunned and definitely in shock. This will sound stupid but seeing a new Game Grumps makes me feel better. Yes the next 14 months are going to be awful. But ewe won't have to get through it without laughter. Seriously love you guys, thank you so much for the 1000+ hours of happiness you've given me.

Danny finally taking his revenge after losing Wheel of Fortune to Arin. Sweet sweet revenge

I like it when Dan just recalls moments from their previous playthroughs, its very reminiscent!

The amount of times I exclaim "Arin!" when he makes a bad move is uncountable.

I now want nothing more than to see a 10 minute power hour where Dan walks in with a chess set, and Arin walks into frame holding a pump-action shotgun.

Why do I want a whole series of this? This is so interesting and well thought out! Took me a while to understand the damage rules, but dang if this doesn't feel like a simple-to-understand, difficult-to-master awesome experience of a game.

Arin: goes 15 minutes playing the game "Wait, this is a rogue-like?!"

Love it when GG picks up weird, small indie titles. Bought this after watching, it's a blast. After literal decades of gaming the big AAA games just aren't really interesting to me anymore. It's these small and unique projects that grab me

It's impressive how little arin knows about such a simple game loop.

This hits different after the Queen's passing.

Dan: _"THIS_ is gonna be *THE ONE!"* Me: * looks to see 6 minutes left in the video * Also me: "Ever the bold claim, as always, _and you knew _*_better!"_*

I just have an image in my head now when you see in movies a big medieval battle scene and the king is just walking through everyone with a loaded shotgun, taking down horses and religious representatives 😅😂

What an interesting concept for a game! Well implemented and really feels like chess 2.0

Immediately clicked with the assumption that Danny stomps Arin 😂

It's even funnier given that Arin refuses to learn the rules of pieces until the game tells him what he can't do.

First Gun Golf, now Gun Chess! When will the amazing trilogy get its third?!

Definitely want another episode of this! This game looks so fun, also imagine multiplayer, but like if you were all chess pieces defending one player as the king?

23:07 Can't tell if Arin not reading fully again, or if he sort of did but didn't care and was egging Dan on. Either way, glad he chose this one, will be pretty fun to see!

"Master blastin' shit to another dimension." -Dan 2022 Possibly my new favorite phrase ever!

"Chess rules in a sense....just slightly more shotguns...". Wait, isn't that how chess is normally played?

I do hope another episode where Dan gives it a shot is in the works. I would watch a whole series on this.

Might I recommend FPS Chess, it's exactly what it sounds like and I love it, a 1v1 game of chess where battles are determined by your gamer skill.

I feel like this game could quite possibly be actually played on a board with the pieces, a special deck of cards, and some sort of ruler.

Over the last month or so, this has become my absolute favorite game to turn on for about 10 minutes, get mad at, shut down, and then go right back in again maybe half an hour later…

So Arin needed to fight AIs instead of Dan and have a gun to win a game of chess. XD

I love this game! It is such a unique spin on chess. I have sunk so many hours into this game.

"I don't want to be in check from that bad-boy!" _Immediately moves out of a space where the bishop could never go to a white square._

Arin: picks up card that makes you stronger at range. Let me use my knight soul to jump right on top of the enemy

Dan predicted this on checkers. Said being kinked was like getting a gun.

That moment where arin realizes that he is actually supposed to kill the king to win lol.

I don’t understand why he doesn’t immediately go for the other king. He always shoots all the farthest away pawns first. Efficiency!

Game: "+1 Queen" Arin seconds later: "There's a queen now!"

10:46 Arin said "Fuck the Queen!" two days before the Queen died. Show some respect, dude /s

Its awesome seeing this game blow up, one of my favorite youtubers whos quite smaller than GameGrumps uploaded a whole series of it (Aliensrock) that I loved

Thank god for Dan saying "I would just go after the king" and keeping Arin on target

Dude Danny’s narrator voice sounds so badass. Really reminds me of the old narrator for warcraft 2

Basically the comments for this video: "Danny's gonna kick the shit outta Arin"

Oh cool they are playing one of my favourite versions of chess

And it crashes down and you break your crown, you point your finger but there's no one around, just want one thing just to play the king but it all crumbles and you're left with just a name - where's your crown king nothing? 🎵

Aw man, please do another episode of this. This was so much fun

Love watching hours of Northerlion play this and I’m gonna LOVE every second of GG playing it too!

One day Arin will realize the cards are passives, and I hope I’ll be around to see it.

Holding back laughter at work from the "licking penis" line is an extreme sport

28:36 omg audio of Arin screaming is so clear in my memory, the visuals and context however are a complete blank.

I did an actual spittake when Arin said "The nurse who Queened me" 😅

My god, give Dan the wheel!

Love seeing creative games like this. Reminds me that there are still devs with passion for their games.

"I wasn't reading!" That seems to sum up Game Grumps nicely, hah! I love these guys!!!

can't believe arin killed the queen

Imagine if they had fairy pieces like the Amazon in this

I'm not clear on what the shields are for. Sometimes, it's "you can't do that, because you're in check!", and sometimes it just let's you lose. Compare 21:52 to 23:52. The first one just kills him even though he has both shields, the second one eats a shield and says "you can't do that".

Arin: Picks card that give the enemy two more knights. Arin, 10 seconds later: They have FOUR knights!?

More of this please! Let Danny try!

@10:52 Well that didnt age well...

So just as some information for people who aren't familiar with this game, there are a couple rules that aren't immediately obvious. The first one is the shields by your ammunition, those Shields will protect you two times from doing a move that would leave you vulnerable to being captured on your opponent's turn, however you can choose to ignore those if you believe that shooting will kill the piece that would have killed you. As we saw at the very beginning of this episode however, this will not protect you if you killing a piece is what put you into jeopardy in the first place. The other thing I figured I would bring up feels like it should be somewhat obvious but I've seen multiple people now not realize it: on the left side of the screen when you aren't moused over an enemy piece you can see your stats, which includes how much damage you deal on average, your effective range, your firing arc, and other miscellaneous things that get added to your shots. Trying to fire at enemies outside of your effective range will greatly reduce how much damage you deal.

Me watching the first 10 minutes of this video: "It's Passive. It's Passive. It's PASSIVE. IT'S PASSIVE. THE CARD BONUSES ARE AUTOMATIC HOW ARE YOU NOT FIGURING THIS OUT?"

They should play the 5D (Actually 4D) Chess game with time travel.

I love the concept that arin doesn't realize that those cards on the side are passive modifiers, it's so him to not understand the roguelite mechanic. and I love that dan is just enjoying this so far.

“Adds 2 knights” “What?! They have four knights!?” Lol yay

"Maybe I should save the souls to get out of a tight spot" - 33:43 >MAYBE YOU SHOULD, ARIN

Can't wait for Arin to go "What, that was check???!? What the heck is this???"

Arin choosing the card that will give the white team extra knights and then immediately complaining that they have extra knights is what I clicked on this video for

Picks card that adds knights "THEYVE GOT 4 KNIGHTS?" I love you Arin lol

I love watching and hearing arin execution-style blasting the knights into pieces