I think he converted to Judaism purely for the jokes. And this offends you as a Jewish person? No, it offends me as a comedian.

That is the only rational explanation.

That's why Norm McDonald got fat.

@@richsackett3423 and died

@@wakenow7612 Arguably

God thing the show is still there even after 20 years and ppl still get the reference for this recycled joke no? ukposts.info/have/v-deo/sHl2o4h7eYl5r5c.html

That is completely accurate! 🤐

“She dreamt about” a hypothetical. Yep and that dream will spark an argument too 😂😅

PLATINUM

You win!

“She dreamt about” a hypothetical. Yep and that dream she had will spark an argument too 😂😅

Fun fact: That 'slap bass' riff was played on a keyboard.

@@BWater-yq3jx “Get out” as Elaine used to say...

Same, brother.

☠️🤣🤣☠️

@@hakankarakurt1100 "No really" as Jerry would say.

😂😂😂

That’s just humanity and justifying/ finding meaning in your existence. It’s such a simple joke but really insightful.

I haven’t met many married people who are truly happy. This stand up shows how miserable women are. I’ve been a contestant on the game show, and I sure didn’t enjoy it. Marriage sounds like a good idea because you get the attention and affection, but it certainly isn’t the best way for me.

@@keno1069 talk about being bitter

@@keno1069is this attitude going to bring you actual happiness? Or is it just armor? Forgive her, and forgive YOURSELF and move on… no pity parties for grown men, sorry

It was Larry's, too.

@@winthorpetrois right, goddamn is swearing. 🙄

@@Tony-md7dk ???

He is an unfunny man

“That’s gold Jerry. Gold”

Nothing is better than a happy divorce. It's like you were on drugs once but now you see clearly again.

Defending onself for actions one have done in girlfriends dreams is tight!

Congrats on being happily divorced.

Time to jet

“She dreamt about” a hypothetical. Yep that usually ended with me being sent to take out the garbage 😂😅

He’s still funny as ever

Happy you enjoy it.

Not really

I was married for a while. I'm back on the merry-go-round and I couldn't be happier. #PinwheelLife

No simp zone

There are pluses and minuses to both.

@Brian AGREED 110%!!!!!! I'm sure I could easily have a girlfriend, and even be married, but if you aren't really turned on by looking at someone, your personalites don't just CLICK, and you don't have the same vision and goals in life then WTF is the point??? I feel no sympathy for people who end up miserable because they settled for somone and were too needy to be single and make a happy life alone. I have a sister who's having a kid, AND SHE'S ACTUALLY MARRIED TO A COOL GUY AND OWNED A HOME FIRST! (A true rarity in the Millenial Generation) The dream is real. It's just too many people aren't willing to put in the work and erroneously look for someone to complete them/makes up for their shortcomings and flaws.

How many guys have gotten into trouble for some nonsense their wife dreamed they did?

Squerry Squeinfeld

Well it doesn't matter what he would have done I bet you still would have commented that. It's not his fault his style is now so famous, unmistakable and often imitated.

im not a fan of his actual comedy but Im a huge fan of his craft, he has so many layers its crazy.

Yea it's all so well timed too!

@@davidjd123His craft IS comedy.😂

In a word: Brilliant!

Yes, it's called being a comedian. But he's very good at his craft. So is Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle, Bill Burr and others.

You can see how much he rehearses the words, timing body movements

That makes absolutely no sense.

That line is more clever and inspired than his routine

@@daviddemar8749 Tthank you David. I made Tommy Smothers laugh one time. It's a good feeling when a pro laughs.

@@ericheine2414 I'm not a pro but I'm 60 years old. I remember watching the smothers brothers comedy hour with my parents in 1968 or 69. They were cutting edge comics once . I'm sure that they set the laughter bar very high, as have I since middle school. I'm seen a lot of the great ones in their prime in my lifetime - Pryor , Carlin , Klein, Murphy, Rock, Belzer , etc. So if you got an honest, hearty laugh out of me that's an accomplishment, too.

Single guys can only tell you how bad they think marriage is. A married guy can tell you how bad it really is.

No, not every god damn time.

Where are the jokes? He just states opinions and in somecases facts. Stuff we don't really think about.. I don't find him funny what so ever..

He blows

Yes! Had tears running I laughed so hard, and it’s all good clean, humor based on hard work.

Check out Brian Regan he's even better

“Honey does this make me look fat?” Potential killa… no pause.. say it straight AND with sincerity: Hubby: “Are you being serious rn? I’m not even dignifying that question with a response. If you don’t know, I CAN’T HELP YOU!”

I can't unsee it now

I can't see it. Period.

@@commontater8630 That's because you're Looking and not Listening.

@@Dominion-1 You must have Spade on the brain. That just sounds like Jerry.

@@commontater8630 Me and 33 others & counting 👍🏽😄

I immediately thought the same thing.

Yeah, I noticed that as well. It works.

Actually I believe it's Seinfeld giving Sebastian all his material that he can get away with doing!

If you think physical comedy starts with sebastian miniman you are WRONG ! Couple of words STEVE MARTIN

I thought the same exact thing. Was going to comment that (thanks, haha)

I'm always somewhat confused by how much people care that Jerry can be arrogant and whatnot. So what? As long as he's funny he can be as arrogant as he wants. I'd love myself if I was him too.

Ironically, it also triggers atheist SJW's.

@@meadster308 lol

That's gold, Jerry! GOLD!

@@meadster308 You go, big boy!

Mike Meade in what way does it do that ?

I was looking for this comment !

Haha, John Mulaney has a hilarious take on Seinfeld's material. For the record I don't think that is what Jerry is saying, it's just him overanalysing stuff which he does more specifically and more accurately than anyone. "Details on a conversation we had at 3 O'clock in the morning, 8 years ago" is fucking spot on.

Yes! I thought of Mulaney too

"I lied."

no not at all.

“My father’s married.”

well my father wears his sneakers in the pool.

"It's fine if that's who you are, I have many married friends."

Alex Taubin he’s mastered stand up

His style and delivery is perfect.

Arguably the same goes for all good comedians.

@Martin Siedlecki Show us what you've got then Martin. Making bitter jibes on UKposts is something any dickhead can do.

@@ExternalInputs he does suck though....

Hes good at having said every words in good phylosophy of what do latest in a community cannot solve many crimes and people gets convicted for being innocent in cases.

Because you are constantly being interviewed, to see if she needs to find another guy 😂 Enjoy marriage 🤣

You're a moron.

Nope, he speaks the truth

+General Jack D Ripper - And you wonder why no woman wants anything to do with you

Politically Correct - #1 The loser you’re backing never made a single one of those points. #2 You’re just as big of a demented loser as him. Go find yourself some fellow incels to have a circle jerk with

Politically Correct - Go check yourself in to a psych ward. I truly fear for the safety of your community

Sorry for your hard life.

@Turnpost2552 Sorry for ur excruciatingly jacked up and dissatisfied life lol 🤣

It depends how you and partner interact. And with the downsides come some upsides too.

@Anil Singh I think everyone has a narrow view of marriage.. If you find someone that is your best friend, then you have a true companion. But I realize if you do not have a best friend it can be a miserable experience. Most people marry not based on best friends or compatibility.

Kramer?

Spent the rest of your empty life in blissful ignorance then.

@@ExternalInputs lol 🤣 ohh Gawd 😂, you think him living without drama, stress, and retired at 45 is empty *doubled over laughing* I need a chair, OMG MY SIDES! Ok ok ok, please explain to me the "ignorance" of which he lives.... this should be Good

ExternalInputs enjoy being a loser your whole life

@@ExternalInputs as you typed this in your she shed

@@spencerfly1007 ok, this person says they're retired at 45 and living in Europe, not working and saving money and living how they want....I'm having a hard time finding the "Loser" or loss in what you're saying they are. Sounds more like you're lashing out because of Envy. You people keep using the same tired lines over and over "You're a loser, you're a man baby, you're a basement neckbeard, blaa blaa blaa, etc" you people keep using these words like magic spells, because it gets the reaction or outcome that you want, but eventually it loses its potency and "abracadabra!" nobody cares or has no effect...

She's just being psychic, predicting the future. You WILL cheat on her. One day you'll get tired of all the ridiculousness, and decide, "well, hell, if she's already mad at me for cheating and I haven't, I might as well have some fun with some strange."...lol

That illogical bullshit is why I don't get along with women, not even my own sister..

@@broadcasttttable No, she's just seeing the Past.

I don’t envy you in the slightest

did you punch her in the face with a pillow over it so you didnt leave a mark on her face?

Never do it. Trust me. Pay attention. Truly. Never. Ever. Fucking do it.

wasn't the point

I second that, don't ever get married. It's a trap!

No young man, I will tell you what I told my son that is 38 and my son that is 26. Marry someone that is "Easy to Please". That's it. What that means is, someone who is generally, genuinely pretty happy. What do you think about going to see this? "Okay that sounds good", what do you think about eating there? "Sure that sounds fine. I also wouldn't mind Chinese, but I'm okay with Mexican. Whatever". That is Gold. It is not that you are looking for some type of woman that is subservient as some may assume I am talking about. I promise, you NEVER EVER want a woman that is just gonna say yes to everything you want, just to make you happy, just like most woman don't TRULY want a man that is uxorious. No, you want a strong minded independent woman that can be that common sense in your ear when you are thinking like an idiot and/or kindly reminds you when you are acting like one. One thing you can do is make a list of your 5 best buddies. Next to their name write what it is that you love about that guy, "he kicks you in the ass when you need it" this one is "always positive and reassures you on what you are trying to accomplish", this one you can just "sit and chill with without even having to talk much", whatever they may offer. But put those attributes in the order of what would be most important to you in a relationship. If you do that, you will end up marrying a woman that is your best friend! How can you not be happy with a best friend that you get to have sex with 2 times a day (to start with. Small print after marriage 2 times a month. Joking). And by all means, find a woman with a good sense of humor that doesn't take herself to serious. And if possible, ALWAYS hold off for a female that leans towards being more rational. You will know. If not, yes you ARE screwed. I don't care how hot the woman is, if she is real emotional your life WILL be hell and you will never ever be happy! Ever. And to be honest, in this generation of self absorbed "I expect you to take me some place nice cause I'm hot" type women, you gotta be ready to just say NEXT! That all being said, I would be remiss if I didn't make it clear that to have a happy marriage the onus is so much more on you (that is another conversation). It is beyond my comprehension though at how many guys are so absolutely INSECURE, jealous, controlling, violent, verbally abusive yet blame women for a bad relationship or marriage. Dumbasses, treat the woman with respect and trust and if you don't feel like you can have either, then move on! Stop trying to control her cause more often than not, the problem is you. Anyways young man, find a woman that is easy to please and BE that man that is easy to respect and you will not imagine how you were happy when you didn't have her in your life and you will not but WANT to be married to her! So I disagree with those that say "NEVER get married cause you will be unhappy". Well Duh, if you pick the wrong one. Lol It's like, sometimes you will be interested in a brand of car and someone will swear to you, NEVER EVER buy that brand, they are crap! Well more often than not, it was a specific model, or even sometimes just the year or just the way that driver mistreated his vehicle. So no, you don't just make a blanket decision. If you like it just find a year and model that is LOW MAINTENANCE. And take care of the vehicle, with proper maintenance and oil changes e.g. communication and romance in a marriage! Okay sorry, it was supposed to be a quick comment but then I went into "Dad Mode" lol

Dan Farrar I appreciate that advice good sir. Are you currently married?

LOL!

The deal is a raw deal for the man.

it's like ovaltine.

A bad deal.

"Am i right people?"

Same here - with all this covid stuff it felt good just to laugh until I was crying and my stomach hurt. Hope this all ends soon and the Jerrys of the world can get us laughing again

Your complaining. Just watch and enjoy

@@alldaytony2751 You read nothing of a complaint. Read and enjoy.

I’ve heard that he may be working with the same mime that Sebastian Maniscalco uses to become livelier on stage.

I'll bet you've never seen him jump out of a helicopter into a river to start his show before either.

@@ExternalInputs what does exiting a vehicle or a Grand Entrance have to do with stage energy?

You should have 400k likes with that comment

So damn true man

Precisely... We've been to Afghanistan, had our nuts blown off, still have to pay the person who blew them off, and will never look at going to the front lines the same "romantic" and heroic way ever again.

@@alexp7274 🤣🤣🤣

Do you know why divorces are so expensive? Because they are worth every penny.

Lmao

Same thing happened with me I had watched the move before watching Seinfeld tv show and I thought something was 🐝 ish

😂😂😂😂

Maybee they’ll make a movie....

Ya like jazz?

It’s a laugh riot. I was dying laughing 🤣

You should see his older stuff, dude has been good at this type of comedy for a good 30 years

I know. Someone should give him his own show 😅

@@HawaiiFoodAndFunrecycled jokes. Always a hoot

Oh grow up

@@michaelearthling actually I was replying to another comment. I like his stand up

@@jamesbyrne9312 👍

Chihuahua Zank haha sorry about that

@@wompasaurusrex122 are you a grammar soup nazi?

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WinetReigns SL ItPoors111sssLastLagoonaResort 😂 hilarious

His tactles swearing has rubbed off on him too.

His wife was smoking hot back in the day, though.

They all are supposed to be jokes as far as I recall

@Dr. Richard D. Stiff No they don't...

@Dr. Richard D. Stiff no, they don't [2]

Like Steph Curry's wife.

This is funnier than the entire special.

His voice seems a lot weaker. But age does that.

Same here. He's still got it!

Thanks for the love and support I really appreciate all the support you guy's are giving cos it keeps me going I really love to get in touch with my fan's and appreciate them for the love so you can reach me via WhatsApp : +16313886053 or via email :jerryseinfeld209@gmail.com

Hhahahahhahaha I’m dying.. this is hilarious

Oh shit, shots fired lol

Did he really do that?

Goals

@@MRWEDAWEST yes. Well documented

As a married person (no kids) I can assure you that you can do whatever you want at any point. As long as you marry someone who has the same goals as you. You're marrying a person not your parole officer (unless you marry your parole officer no judgement I wish you the best)

Thanks for the love and support I really appreciate all the support you guy's are giving cos it keeps me going I really love to get in touch with my fan's and appreciate them for the love so you can reach me via WhatsApp : +16313886053 or via email :jerryseinfeld209@gmail.com

@@jerryseinfeld6239 Hilarious there, fella. Did you really think I'd fall for this? This is the fakest account I've ever seen.

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Joshua Bailey Imagine doing comedy about your life experiences

As long as people still get married, they will still have jokes about how annoying their spouse is.

Coming from a guy who loves cartoons and video games. Sounds about right.

Lol men are different from women. Super new.