@your mother are u joking?

@your mother im confused

my friend got sacked for playing elvis version of return to sender....on the organ of the chapel of rest. go figure!!

Self-diagnosis can be dangerous.

@your mother a

To be fair it's their job and they have long lenses, it's not like they have to run to each part of the theatre

Aharkhab No but that would be funny

@@peterjoyfilms To find where they are in the first place is pretty impressive

Cameras are automated based on voice. Same for large conferences. You can drop the respect :)

@@peterjoyfilms why would you even say that? He still has respect for them. Their job or not.

UKposts vanced for android

Install Ublock Origin you savage

@@silviutiplea7126 if u want yt to notice, sure shout more about an app making them lose money on their platform.

Full free shows, I love this bloke! And John was a legend as well

Just steal your mates UKposts premium password

Bro. cked ya Mum's tank for a measure, and rubbed me dikstip orf on 'er mUdflaps🧤

Try Anthony Jeselnik, even Jimmy admires that guy.

Ricky Gervais?

Al Murray¿? Also it does help Jimmy has a full squad of solicitors amending his to stay on the legal side

WHO is it that says it isent from real life stories about Him Self. He is Ok at Funny

Stewart Lee , Harry hill trump him by miles

@0 0 That was the fucking joke lol!

Viking ov Asgard woooosh

@0 0 The audience were told to laugh at it while the guy was interviewed, he couldn't see it.

I'm stealing his dnb joke

@0 0 where is it, what time on the timeline ??

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@@ernestine7417 lol r u sure ?

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Lol because people know he doesn't mean it which is why comedy is sadly dying thanks to twitter

Jimmy is struggling coming up with the unfunny joke because he's too good lmao

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I dont get it but then again only 10 seconds in!

Took me 30 minutes

What

Lmao! I seen it as soon as I read this and Goggled Roger Federer. Nice call! They could be twins

@@russellbradford4394 just resembles a bit but Roger Federer its way more handsome or should i say Roger its very handsome n Jimmy its just ok can't call him handsome. Or i should say ok, hes just not ugly

Maggie J. Fischer then why you even here watching a video of his? Maybe spell properly before calling people dumb

Maggie J. Fischer u never their first question-

@@ziggy624 Of course he wouldn't he's a sad lonely man hating for no reason what do you think his answer is gonna be?

@Maggie J. Fischer his jokes are on a very high level, you have to think to understand them.

@Maggie J. Fischer alright relax maggie

and how old he is trying that hat and jacket to work

41:14 junglists

@@DJMARINKOx I haven't been caught yet! We laughed louder than his normal audience...

@@petecassidy1513 waltzing in like a legend 35:21

Massive legend

You mean his loyal subjects?😂 Leeeeo🙋🏻‍♀️

Steve Hofstetter also does this. Also very good.

Steve Hofstadter made his mark on UKposts for combating heckling...its turned into a challenge to durk idiots...but both welcome heckling in different ways

J Toby M Van Halsema lowlife qiyw

Aslan T Vorlon I iiaaia

3 min in ive seen 18 adverts.

funny as...........a kick in the goolies, what an a...hole

I think the check mark next to his name mean's YT has verified that it's him or a group representing him with his permission.

I would imagine that in this day and age the positive impact of these uploads on the ticket sales for current and and upcoming tours may very well outweigh the potential loss of sales of past tour DVDs or digital downloads.

I hope it is him... better than random idiots profiting off of some elses work.. Awesome of him sharing too.

Yes its him in a 2011 show

@@yourstruely9896 really? I thought it was Peter kay.

What an accurate description 😂

Right! If you haven’t yet check out ‘8 out of 10 cats’ 😂 or for more dark humor ‘your face or mine’ so good haha

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Pooollh

Lol... Pockit text...

He's hilarious

Belly laughs are good unless you've got more than a six pack.

@@cliffhanger953 I was waiting for the rest of that story. But you seem to have left me on a cliff ha....

@@sausagewalllet Probably not, since not everybody is you. Jimmy is a great comedian.

@@sausagewalllet that's not a nice way to talk to your mother.

Love Jimmy but he is doing Don Rickles act.

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So if we all keep laughing at disabled people 👌

it doesnt heal you if it kills you. must be an embarrasing death right? cause of death, *The Lols.*

Not Jimmy's, his hurts.

@@Lincolntowncoupe if his jokes hurts you, then you are mentally challenged beyond saving. a joke is a joke. if you feel offended then go cry underwater in a river somewhere eyah?

The train has just left.

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Your* you muppet

Any of your offensive jokes lol reply to me dad

Leather strap with a lock on

What has become one's greatest joke is that a family of upper-crust aristocratic german multi-millionaire elites whose descendants systematically stole money, jewels and land off the "unwashed peasants" have managed to fool millions, if not billions of supposedly reasonably intelligent grown adults into pandering to them unquestioningly , bowing and scraping and kissing their arses as they continually leech off of struggling taxpayers via endless government handouts! I mean...that's some joke being played on us all!

PS the guttering and North facing wall of my rather splendid Gothic style manor house set in 27½ lush green acres on the outskirts of Oxford is in somewhat dire need of renovation/improvement. All donations received gratefully without hesitation nor anything to the contrary, notwithstanding all prior written consent with regards the building team and council's permission to erect a summer house due to the occasional desire to indulge one's fancy of hosting parties in August as the long shadows of late summer's evenings stretch out making us slip into daydream-like states of consciousness, sitting in deck chair 's with glasses of red wine. 🎩

Ben 1 hour 40 you mean

@@averageguruenjoyer6938 Next 10 hours, its looping.

Next 2 hour by the time all the fucking adverts have played

@@ajmckee5821 the show lasted 1 hour 30. Don't try to act smart

All stupid responses.

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I don’t get it

@@_TopG Maybe "old boiler" stands for an older woman mistress?

Sounds like a seal being sexually molested 😂

Ha ha haaaaaah

exactly! It's like a proper "anti-laughter"....

The Nyan Cat it’s cool he made a “character” laugh Something that’s made he recognised by and trademarked His real laugh isn’t like that It’s the same as most anyone’s laugh It’s super smart tho! And it’s hilarious in itself 🤩😝😁

*Laughs in Jimmy Carr*

Robin Williams!

Anthony Jeselnik is. But Carr is good, yes.

Umm..Tim vine

Living

@@needfoolthings is not normally

@@needfoolthings I see your Anthony Jeselnik and I raise you Milton Jones!

Me to

Exactly! Getting funny under pressure isn't easy! Kudos to him!

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Or the beginning of a wonderful relationship if you play your cards right

Cell Saga Gohan. I can honestly say i’d never pull out!

Radical Rainbow Hello fellow Irishman. I’m hereditarily Irish but born in America, I wanna move to Ireland someday.

He wasn't born in Ireland, he was born in England, he has Irish heritage through his parents. He has British citizenship. I only checked as I thought he was born in Limerick but he was born in England, he calls himself a plastic paddy often in his shows. From his Wikipedia. Carr was born on 15 September 1972, in Hounslow, England, the second of three sons, born to Patrick James "Jim" Carr (born 1945), an accountant who became the treasurer for computer company Unisys, and Nora Mary (née Lawlor; 19 September 1943 - 7 September 2001). His Irish parents were married in 1970 and separated in 1994, but never divorced.Carr spent most of his early life in south Buckinghamshire, where he attended Farnham Common School and Burnham Grammar School. He completed sixth form at the Royal Grammar School in High Wycombe, where he says his academic potential was identified and nurtured. Carr's family remained in contact with their Irish roots and made trips to Limerick and Kilkee. After earning four 'A' grades at the GCE Advanced Level exams, Carr read social science and political science at Gonville and Caius College, Cambridge. He graduated with a first in 1994. Carr went on to work in the marketing department at Shell, but took voluntary redundancy in January 2000, as he felt "miserable" there. He performed his first paid stand-up gig later that month, having only done his first unpaid pub show the previous month.

@@murdershe......7378 I've just looked it says born in limerick.

loulou forever yeah, he’s Irish by blood

Andy Cameron you’re absolutely right

Why is that mate

@@arrow9257 Cuz it's sadly true

I would love to see his answer if after he asks a person to give him Somthing to make a joke about, the person replies with a joke about "Mohid and his 8 year old wife" Does he create a joke or save his life... or is a quick enough to try and find a joke out of that that will not offend a certain group. To to prove how hard it would be I had to change certain words to sound like others just to be able to post this tame post on the tube...

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Shine on you crazy diamond

get better, buddy

I died from covid, so it's no joke

@@Kostadin_Arolski Sure you did.

By far.. according to who.. you? So what.

No

i really think il never think of something original...beat me to it

@@skyflier95 If you thought of it before you read it you're still original. Just nobody will believe you are. :P

frankie?

As an American I won't ever get this joke. If there is one stereotype that is absolutely true about Americans it is that they don't know anything about the rest of the world.

GreenLightningHood Jimmy was caught dodging taxes legally

You still there mate?

That would be dead funny.

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/bKGkjoyipq951qc.html Something similar

haha how many seals how you suffocated in a plastic bag?

Omg, that's what it is!

He sounds like that ostrich from Family Guy and sort of talking like Stewie Griffin

R, in, on, whatever.

What you do at school?clean it or sniff bog seats👀

what happened

@@giveherheadnotheadachesJimmy got caught tax dodging. 😂😂😂

HAHA I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

King Aryeh you don’t get out much, do you?

@@carlz28 how the hell did you derive that from my comment?

That was the best part of the show although I didn't understand the punch line of the biker joke. He said it too fast

@@playfuljaydog1528 Could it be that they as bikers were so salty boys that they ordered crisps instead of drinks, showing how salty and tough they were, not thirsty at all and just taking more salty stuff?

Ew mackam

I guess you aren't 🙃

Alex Fuchs yep all 3 of my gigs this year have been rescheduled now 😷😷

Well...

The world is not prepared for so much uncomfortable truth.

Not just you, even he's said that he looks like the goosebumps puppet