Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking (2013) - FULL LIVE SHOW

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Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking (2013) - FULL LIVE SHOW
The show is packed with one-liners, stories & jokes. Some clever, some rude and a few totally unacceptable. Laughing & Joking is a chance to see this award-winning comedian at his near-the-knuckle best.
Welcome to Jimmy Carr's official UKposts channel, where you can find all the best bits from his stand-up comedy shows, TV appearances, podcasts, and more!
Check out my latest tour info here: www.jimmycarr.com/
Subscribe to this channel and turn on notifications to get notified whenever Jimmy uploads a new video. You won't regret it, unless you're easily offended.
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@jimmycarr
@jimmycarr 2 роки тому
Watch more of Jimmy’s Full Shows - ukposts.info/slow/PLqmvX-B8Fiea3oF1Yx2Gl5rBPonSkMDHM
@KarrierBag
@KarrierBag 2 роки тому
I needed this even if it is way old...... thank you
@davewilson9738
@davewilson9738 2 роки тому
Bloody good show sir!
@QueenSloan
@QueenSloan 2 роки тому
💙 Jimmy 💙
@fightcinema3917
@fightcinema3917 2 роки тому
Why
@KarrierBag
@KarrierBag 2 роки тому
@@fightcinema3917 why not?
@KaeYoss
@KaeYoss 4 роки тому
That laugh. Can't crank up the volume too much or the neighbors think I'm buggering a goose.
@wilmer89
@wilmer89 4 роки тому
Sounds like Mickey mouse
@synthonaplinth5980
@synthonaplinth5980 4 роки тому
haha, OMG, HAHA
@randomhuman5535
@randomhuman5535 4 роки тому
A proper British reply which no other country can get
@falconpowerful2362
@falconpowerful2362 4 роки тому
I use it as _cover_ for buggering a goose ;-) .
@synthonaplinth5980
@synthonaplinth5980 4 роки тому
@@randomhuman5535 'Get' meaning 'use', or 'understand'?
@richierxch4959
@richierxch4959 3 роки тому
Jimmy Carr could literally confess to any number of crimes and you'd think it's a joke 😂
@tesfuweldemikael2902
@tesfuweldemikael2902 3 роки тому
Henning Wehn is also a criminal type.
@cameronmaden6268
@cameronmaden6268 3 роки тому
@@tesfuweldemikael2902 german?
@tesfuweldemikael2902
@tesfuweldemikael2902 3 роки тому
@@cameronmaden6268 He is, but he's a British comedian nevertheless...
@andysutcliffe3915
@andysutcliffe3915 3 роки тому
It worked for the other Jimmy...
@zanecraig962
@zanecraig962 3 роки тому
" I killed someone" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@BMC11879
@BMC11879 Рік тому
So many double entendres. Nothing but punchlines. Pure comedic genius. Thank you Mr Carr
@Fruitysfaction
@Fruitysfaction 11 місяців тому
Yeah, well. Copied straight from /r/funny.
@tostadoro
@tostadoro 11 місяців тому
@@Fruitysfaction so he went in 2013 to a subreddit to get material? Sure.
@stefaniabrazzi1358
@stefaniabrazzi1358 9 місяців тому
​@@tostadorohe has done worst than that in recent years! This muppet should get both his hands up and slap his face with both hands till they become an odd number.
@Klatu1234
@Klatu1234 8 місяців тому
@BMC11879 It's cracking how he reels them off. Hardest working maybe not, but he has a gift.
@electro5175
@electro5175 8 місяців тому
@@Fruitysfactiontell me you live on reddit without telling me you live on reddit
@kevinchills
@kevinchills 3 роки тому
i love how confident he is with confrontational bits and how bloody sharp he is at scaffolding a punchline joke. Hes an intellectual ninja with insults so searing and original he makes you 😬 😂 all at once.
@Klatu1234
@Klatu1234 8 місяців тому
He's kind of like an English Tim Minchin but not so scathing, and pure turn around comedy. I could watch him all day, and not get bored. ukposts.info/have/v-deo/gJh4qY56rHqTkok.html&ab_channel=stormmovie Speaking of which. Pure fantasy but pure gold.
@brenna_boop6341
@brenna_boop6341 4 роки тому
His sense of humor is dangerous for this day and age and I appreciate him for it
@brenna_boop6341
@brenna_boop6341 3 роки тому
Marshall Davis you’re*
@XxWatulookinat69xX
@XxWatulookinat69xX 3 роки тому
@Marshall Davis respect wahmen
@brenna_boop6341
@brenna_boop6341 3 роки тому
Marshall Davis first of all, I am nobody’s. Second, @Iceguy15, Yoda still managed to be grammatically correct while using anastrophe, so why can’t you?
@XxWatulookinat69xX
@XxWatulookinat69xX 3 роки тому
@@agenericusername2488 go away, virgin.
@anouarkrassimovich7481
@anouarkrassimovich7481 3 роки тому
it's not his humour that is dangerous, it's the surrounding mentality of this day that is dangerous.
@itsthatonechickagaincallth7843
@itsthatonechickagaincallth7843 3 роки тому
The people willing to talk to him in the crowd are legends.
@kingkong6148
@kingkong6148 3 роки тому
They’re brave 😂
@OrangeSunshine15
@OrangeSunshine15 3 роки тому
Gary is a legend!
@wellhelodeer2680
@wellhelodeer2680 3 роки тому
No they’re not, they’re mostly obnoxious
@itsthatonechickagaincallth7843
@itsthatonechickagaincallth7843 3 роки тому
@@wellhelodeer2680 I mean the people he talks to, not the hecklers.
@thebuckstopshere79
@thebuckstopshere79 3 роки тому
U mean hecklers ?
@veteranredbeard6222
@veteranredbeard6222 3 роки тому
As an american, I have never googled so much during a show lol
@yeetmskeet3441
@yeetmskeet3441 3 роки тому
Anything specific you needed to search?
@zanecraig962
@zanecraig962 3 роки тому
Rachel riley. She is just a producer
@simeondermaats
@simeondermaats 3 роки тому
@@zanecraig962 But she's also... so much more than that
@yeetmskeet3441
@yeetmskeet3441 3 роки тому
@@simeondermaats Agreed
@russellsingleton4191
@russellsingleton4191 3 роки тому
@@zanecraig962 Watch ''8 out of 10 cats does countdown" however you can. Trust me
@reecegeorgens1755
@reecegeorgens1755 3 роки тому
My man who bought his fiancé a bread maker instead of an engagement ring took make me a sandwich to a whole new level.
@Nabooze
@Nabooze 2 роки тому
I dont get it
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 роки тому
@@Nabooze it's cliche for a certain type of hairy knuckled man to demand "his" woman make him asandwich (she's only good for in the kitchen); Reece is suggesting this guy was being up-front about this attitude by giving her a breadmaker to seal their engagement.
@Nabooze
@Nabooze 2 роки тому
@@NatandGeorge oh damn thanks for explaining
@im2goodm839
@im2goodm839 2 роки тому
@@NatandGeorge also she can use the bread maker to make the sandwich😂
@hokagejason4732
@hokagejason4732 Рік тому
@@NatandGeorge you mixed it up, he gave her a bread maker simply as a present. She in return gave him a breadmaker later in the future as an engagement present because she was still upset about it. Honestly seems petty on her end in my opinion. I don't think buying a bread maker is inherently a "make me a sandwich" type gesture. It could be sure, depending on the person who gave it and the circumstance, but home made bread is delicious I wouldn't be mad at a bread maker.
@Nakamichi_Jun
@Nakamichi_Jun 3 роки тому
I like how jimmy wanders away from the structured repertoire to remind everyone how fast his wit is, every now and again.
@purplecadence7390
@purplecadence7390 3 роки тому
Thats your real profile pic?
@corrosive1376
@corrosive1376 3 роки тому
@@purplecadence7390 is that yours?
@notlisztening9821
@notlisztening9821 3 роки тому
@@purplecadence7390 what's gone wrong in your childhood? :,D
@purplecadence7390
@purplecadence7390 3 роки тому
@@notlisztening9821 ok
@frevilo1
@frevilo1 3 роки тому
When?
@benfranklin5335
@benfranklin5335 4 роки тому
His crowd interaction is incredible. It really adds to his performance
@texasray5237
@texasray5237 3 роки тому
That's why they have the clown with the laugh sign.
@shintaromidorima493
@shintaromidorima493 3 роки тому
His sense of humor is dangerous for this day and age and I appreciate him for it
@jirokoshibailey2052
@jirokoshibailey2052 10 місяців тому
He has (edit) 're-'used a couple of responses in his 'heckling' bit, but it is always funny
@carlisroy6666
@carlisroy6666 9 місяців тому
​@@texasray5237Prove it.
@ItzRobbie05
@ItzRobbie05 8 місяців тому
​@@texasray5237proof
@proudcanadian5713
@proudcanadian5713 3 роки тому
It would be too damn hard to pick a favourite gag because you had me laughing really hard and I watched it in the hospital while recovering from a bypass operation. |The minor pain from laughing too hard was well worth it. THANK you Sir, you're BRILLIANT!
@mateivanea2111
@mateivanea2111 2 роки тому
Hope you all And Good now.
@spacely2642
@spacely2642 2 роки тому
@@mateivanea2111 Yes I appreciate the concern though
@jasonforpresident5678
@jasonforpresident5678 Рік тому
1:07:52 is the best part of the whole show Jimmy’s face after she says that is priceless
@hurtigheinz3790
@hurtigheinz3790 Рік тому
"At the end!" Such a great answer.
@thejayst3r
@thejayst3r 4 роки тому
Most comedians' UKpostss: *uploads clips of the most popular jokes that everyone already knows* Jimmy Carr's UKposts: hold my beer
@itsthatguy7713
@itsthatguy7713 4 роки тому
*Hold my martini
@loloutloudproduction
@loloutloudproduction 4 роки тому
Tbf with ads on UKposts probably works out better
@Natinka222
@Natinka222 4 роки тому
Josh Wolf did the same.
@khalilkhalil9986
@khalilkhalil9986 4 роки тому
"hold My mic"
@macjgp
@macjgp 4 роки тому
"but yeah this was a dick move" mate, no one is arguing that, just you. We're all appreciating the fact that we can watch for free.
@papasquat.
@papasquat. 4 роки тому
“I can do a mean Michael Jackson impression,wanna here it?” “Great I just need a child volunteer that can keep a secret”
@poppyfield1619
@poppyfield1619 4 роки тому
😆
@yammmit
@yammmit 4 роки тому
ThatsKindaBs • hear*
@strikersub1814
@strikersub1814 4 роки тому
thanks Micheal
@yammmit
@yammmit 4 роки тому
fenderstratguy it was a funny joke. if you don’t like edgy jokes i’m not sure why you’re here because that is jimmy’s entire style.
@ItsMeStrider
@ItsMeStrider 4 роки тому
@@fenderstratguy lmao you're a gigantic hypocrite
@jaakkot9661
@jaakkot9661 2 роки тому
He's the comedian that makes everyone terrified if he targets you in the audience!
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 роки тому
You're fine if you didn't elicit it by heckling. He's kindly to those he just chooses to help out.
@jillsandwitch67
@jillsandwitch67 Рік тому
his face is enough to terrify me
@Cmagic678
@Cmagic678 3 роки тому
This is simply outstanding! He is brilliant and flawless delivery!
@strictlycasual765
@strictlycasual765 4 роки тому
Went to see him live around about the time this was filmed, laughed from start to end he was brilliant and to top it off waited at the exit to thank everyone and get a photo which I’m sure 95% don’t even think about doing I mentioned we might go see him a few weeks after that night when he was playing in our home town, and he said ‘oh I wouldn’t bother it’s the same show’ which was quality of him Funny, genuine, dolphin laughing fucking comedy legend
@snoppdeng2
@snoppdeng2 4 роки тому
Strange how the comedian who portrays a persona of being "out there" is down to earth and a good fellow.
@JediAhsokaTano
@JediAhsokaTano 4 роки тому
'Dolphin laughing' 😂😂😂
@pjyt
@pjyt 3 роки тому
Thanks for sharing the story. Love him more now.
@unitedairco.5140
@unitedairco.5140 2 роки тому
Was this in the uk?
@strictlycasual765
@strictlycasual765 2 роки тому
@@unitedairco.5140 yeah mate
@ngcalvinutomo96
@ngcalvinutomo96 4 роки тому
"You've seen.. the undead.. And I make you nervous?"
@estebancollazo7641
@estebancollazo7641 3 роки тому
His crowd interaction is incredible. It really adds to his performance
@unstoppablezone4980
@unstoppablezone4980 2 роки тому
The master of stand-up comedy...who else could keep going for this long...and never miss a beat? Amazing! KUDOS!
@snelgrave101
@snelgrave101 6 місяців тому
George Carlin
@jjjayjay9962
@jjjayjay9962 2 місяці тому
Jimmy Carr is the best comedian BY MILES. Most number of jokes per minute and the best comeback ever.
@renatobritto4096
@renatobritto4096 3 роки тому
This guy is a comedy genius. I wish I could forget all the jokes I just heard, just to head them again..
@puroboi9591
@puroboi9591 3 роки тому
Renato Britto Araujo auto correct
@gadwaithira
@gadwaithira 3 роки тому
Lucky you, am literally not getting anything
@PrendeII
@PrendeII 3 роки тому
@@gadwaithira you're not getting it because it's not funny.
@stacyyoung1672
@stacyyoung1672 2 роки тому
@@gadwaithira . . ...... ................................ . ........ .... . ...... ............
@Missjxss
@Missjxss 2 роки тому
@@PrendeII shut up.
@user-tc3zj5cr5u
@user-tc3zj5cr5u 3 роки тому
" I don't care if it looks racist that's a massive rucksack and I'm getting off the bus" 😂😂😅
@ViceroyoftheDiptera
@ViceroyoftheDiptera 2 роки тому
Gotta be the most relatable moment
@FollowSteveJPN
@FollowSteveJPN 6 місяців тому
I never saw Jimmy Carr before, i have to say, his humor is very witty and unique. I was laughing more than I normally would. Great Job! You sir are a great comedian
@fecchitheillustrator7063
@fecchitheillustrator7063 2 роки тому
Hearing a raven noise coming out of his mouth in the middle of his jokes at random times is just priceless.
@jamham9000
@jamham9000 3 роки тому
"You know, they say laughter is the best medicine. So maybe, just maybe, if we keep laughing at people in wheelchairs..."
@msanthrope7768
@msanthrope7768 3 роки тому
Oh that cracked me up.. Yes.. it's ok to laugh people. ( I don't mean that literally, AT people in wheel chairs)
@imperallady
@imperallady 3 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣😂🤭
@arabhinav9436
@arabhinav9436 2 роки тому
That's a line from family guy S1E5
@EarthSurferUSA
@EarthSurferUSA 2 роки тому
How do you think some Jewish people became so funny after WW2?
@CloroxBleach-fq4my
@CloroxBleach-fq4my Рік тому
😆
@gojewla
@gojewla 4 роки тому
My god. So many one liners. How does he remember all that?
@BanditOMG
@BanditOMG 4 роки тому
For real he just fires them off one after another. Sometimes he has transitions, sometimes it's a hard cut and they generally all work xD
@BanditOMG
@BanditOMG 4 роки тому
@King Brilliant Did you just get really salty over someone getting complimented on performing their act well?
@TheComputec
@TheComputec 4 роки тому
@King Brilliant savage
@GreenLightningHood
@GreenLightningHood 4 роки тому
@@TheComputec Not really. Doctors study and go to school for years constantly being tested on their knowledge and are never required to give an hour long speech on 12 second of material at a time and actors only have to remember the lines for the individual scene they are doing at the time and they hardly ever recall their lines later. More comparable would be rappers doing a concert, but I guess that's too difficult to think of when you're so busy being salty because someone who isn't you receives praise.
@TheComputec
@TheComputec 4 роки тому
@@GreenLightningHood I think you've replied to the wrong person... This will happen occasionally when you don't know how comments work on UKposts... I replied to KING BRILLIANT that his response to the poster was SAVAGE... ie brutal, harsh I will reply to you by saying that you need to wind your neck back in and stop trying to be clever when you clearly cannot follow a conversation thread properly
@Officialmryuck
@Officialmryuck 3 роки тому
I'm so glad I found about this guy. Much love from 🇺🇸.
@rneedham667
@rneedham667 2 роки тому
You need to watch The big fat quiz! He host it and its Great! There on you tube
@Officialmryuck
@Officialmryuck 2 роки тому
@@rneedham667 I've been binge watching this game show since you suggested it. Thank you btw ☺ 💓
@ericanderson735
@ericanderson735 5 місяців тому
Still some of the best crowd work ever, he is so unbelievably quick witted it’s hard to believe !
@alisonn7200
@alisonn7200 4 роки тому
"My first wife was from Thailand and she died of testicular cancer". Only Jimmy Carr could deliver that joke.
@robertbrookes2000
@robertbrookes2000 3 роки тому
Frankie Boyle.
@MrEvanNoyes
@MrEvanNoyes 3 роки тому
Norton
@mylovesongs2429
@mylovesongs2429 3 роки тому
Dave Attell could expand upon that joke and make it world class!
@cameronmaden6268
@cameronmaden6268 3 роки тому
@@MrEvanNoyes not enough brexit bashing and trump hating for mr norton
@TheADHDad
@TheADHDad 3 роки тому
Tsssss! Cause she was a man or sumptin!
@Lukevin99
@Lukevin99 4 роки тому
"It's easy to tell if your house is haunted. It isn't. Grow up" LOL This man's hilarious
@jackmag4056
@jackmag4056 2 роки тому
That long joke he told at the end was well worth the wait 😂😂😂😂
@Jester-rk1xn
@Jester-rk1xn 2 роки тому
Damn, I love his sense of humor. Some people aren’t as brave enough to make jokes that might offend people nowadays. That’s what is going to be wrong with comedy in the future.
@letmerephrasethat5208
@letmerephrasethat5208 2 роки тому
Maybe so, but I feel that scenario must surely be hundreds and hundreds of milliseconds away
@Dribin
@Dribin 2 роки тому
True, but keep in mind this special came out years ago.
@vegass04
@vegass04 2 роки тому
He is brilliant, no questions about it. But he's sadly not the author of most of his jokes, they are written for him.
@jamesmurphy8676
@jamesmurphy8676 2 роки тому
@@vegass04 you sure bro?
@vegass04
@vegass04 2 роки тому
@@jamesmurphy8676 Yap. He's got writers for most of his jokes..
@webbster64B
@webbster64B 4 роки тому
Dark humour is truly the best humour
@infiniLor
@infiniLor 4 роки тому
@@kidyfiddler5527 not "offence" - just that what your name indicates is criminal
@davgg9621
@davgg9621 4 роки тому
@@Mk-One yeah, would you report a guy also if his name was "real ben laden"?
@AliS-ml7nd
@AliS-ml7nd 4 роки тому
@@kidyfiddler5527 it's people like you who are the real snowflakes lmao, proper going off cause some saddo didn't like your joke. Get a grip.
@olliedylan1381
@olliedylan1381 4 роки тому
Kidy Fiddler *they’re
@olliedylan1381
@olliedylan1381 4 роки тому
Kidy Fiddler “go back to wanking off Muslims u leftist” No believe it or not, being left wing isn’t “wanking off Muslims” it’s actually just being a decent human being and being accepting of people regardless of their race. I really pity your ignorance if you genuinely view Muslims in a negative light. I didn’t think people were actually that stupid that they believed the obnoxious propaganda the media shoved down our throats.
@lyndsay2354
@lyndsay2354 2 роки тому
Watching this at 2.42am. I am not well. This has perked me up lol
@dragames
@dragames 3 роки тому
no matter how many times I watch this, I still laugh
@user-dt4sr8yl2r
@user-dt4sr8yl2r 4 роки тому
“They say that laughter is the best medicine, so maybe just maybe, if we keep laughing at people in wheelchairs....”
@caniscerulean
@caniscerulean 4 роки тому
Crying is the generic alternative...
@brightwelllamin
@brightwelllamin 4 роки тому
Sbeve 🤞🏼😬🤞🏼
@jameswebb2759
@jameswebb2759 4 роки тому
On my way to a hospital now. I'll let you know what happens
@bigbossimmotal
@bigbossimmotal 4 роки тому
I've been in a chair for 16years now. Laughed my ass off on that one. :-)
@poppyfield1619
@poppyfield1619 4 роки тому
@@bigbossimmotal it really was a great one liner!
@rockfriendmemo
@rockfriendmemo 4 роки тому
American Humour : *Dark Mode* British Humour : *Midnight Mode*
@atheistninjadude
@atheistninjadude 4 роки тому
Musical Humor: Depeche Mode
@rockfriendmemo
@rockfriendmemo 4 роки тому
Philosophy Ball Z *_*gently whispers_*_ reach out and touch faith*_
@jediops_
@jediops_ 4 роки тому
Voice Chat Humour: Obama Mode
@jwinnfield9192
@jwinnfield9192 4 роки тому
surely British would be After Dark
@KitNoxious
@KitNoxious 4 роки тому
Australian humour: no fuckin sun mode
@scchouhansanjay
@scchouhansanjay 3 роки тому
it's so fast that my laughs are getting overlapped.
@jcadaver7327
@jcadaver7327 Рік тому
This guy is great, He tosses a lot of what I call comedy grenades, you have to think for a split second then the punchline goes off, hes a master at it.
@awonderingoneil206
@awonderingoneil206 3 роки тому
Guy in crowd talks to Jimmy Carr... Jimmy Carr: So, you have chosen death.
@namao7497
@namao7497 3 роки тому
jimmy: and i took that personally
@Nononcense77
@Nononcense77 3 роки тому
Jimmy: so I started roasting
@wownero7785
@wownero7785 2 роки тому
and his mum too
@Pagliacci_Rex
@Pagliacci_Rex 2 роки тому
Jimmy: Cowabunga it is.
@luke_mckay
@luke_mckay 2 місяці тому
Jimmy carr: So Guy-In-Crowd's mum.....
@emperorpalpatine4911
@emperorpalpatine4911 3 роки тому
Jimmy’s laugh is amazing it’s like a seals war cry
@tesfuweldemikael2902
@tesfuweldemikael2902 2 роки тому
Best description.
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 роки тому
he laughs on the inhale instead of the exhale.
@Ryrynz2000
@Ryrynz2000 2 роки тому
Ha ha haaaaaaaaa
@lawnguyland_guy
@lawnguyland_guy 2 роки тому
Lol
@chrisbailey1635
@chrisbailey1635 Рік тому
@@NatandGeorge 10 points
@erents1
@erents1 10 місяців тому
Funny, daring and courageous. Pushing every boundary and proving that as human beings we can laugh at even the most taboo subjects! I think what it comes down to is the beauty of laughter and free speech. By the way, I read banned books!
@johnnysothersack6829
@johnnysothersack6829 3 роки тому
18:31 lmao I love how he references where he thought of that joke. It was on an episode of countdown earlier in the year but with a different twist. But he managed repackage the joke and make it better lmao awesome
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 роки тому
He probably owns the rights to Countdown jokes.
@HBLA
@HBLA 4 роки тому
Jimmy: Any Australians in? Crowd: YEAHHH! Jimmy: Welcome Back. As an Aussie, this put me in tears of laughter!
@prashantnittala2864
@prashantnittala2864 4 роки тому
What was that supposed to mean?
@elizabethferguson247
@elizabethferguson247 4 роки тому
Really!?!
@caniscerulean
@caniscerulean 4 роки тому
I thought he would follow "Welcome back" with something like "Escape or time served? Oh, just work release then?"
@dothething2892
@dothething2892 4 роки тому
Because the brits deported criminals in 1700 period, or around that time, to Australia. Hence the welcome back, I also like the 8 out of 10 cats joke "all Australian food is prison food" -paraphrased
@prashantnittala2864
@prashantnittala2864 4 роки тому
@Patient 0 You think you are a smart ass dont ya? Australians are basically english who migrated to that island country a long time ago. Thats what welcome back meant. Read a book
@Potato-qv6hq
@Potato-qv6hq 4 роки тому
The only comedian in the world who can make audience laugh just by laughing.
@georgecrowcroft9260
@georgecrowcroft9260 4 роки тому
Frankie Boyle
@thetacoguy4787
@thetacoguy4787 4 роки тому
Seth rogans another
@drivetestdummies
@drivetestdummies 4 роки тому
Ricky Gervais? Dude...
@davidjames4521
@davidjames4521 4 роки тому
Practically anyone, laughter makes people laugh.
@burgersbeansandchips
@burgersbeansandchips 4 роки тому
Billy Connolly
@hrithikgeorge4751
@hrithikgeorge4751 3 роки тому
18:28 (19:02 Exactly) The "I would crawl over broken glass" joke's timestamp if you were looking for it.
@beautifulblackbeauty8641
@beautifulblackbeauty8641 2 роки тому
The speed of Jimmy’s mind is astounding. I’d love to sit and have a chat with him!
@peterbrottman7187
@peterbrottman7187 3 роки тому
"I did Countdown recently, the TV Show, not Dracula's special needs brother." Brilliant, just fucking brilliant!
@hampus6647
@hampus6647 4 роки тому
"If a woman can see funny side of life, she's less likely to press charges" hahahaha 46:24
@reganwolf4405
@reganwolf4405 4 роки тому
🤣🤣😅🤭
@grindingspider
@grindingspider Рік тому
I was practicing drawing human beans in different poses and somehow found this. You maintain such a perfect posture it's actually scary. Too bad I couldn't draw anything because I was gasping for air because I've laughed for an hour straight
@Chief_Bill
@Chief_Bill Рік тому
Well that's quite a way to discover him 💀
@escapegoat32
@escapegoat32 Рік тому
What do human beans look like?
@TheJamiebaby15
@TheJamiebaby15 3 роки тому
I love being British some of these answers people shout make me proud 😂
@doozerakapuckfutin
@doozerakapuckfutin 2 роки тому
It’s not the cough that carries you off it’s the coughing they carry you off in …
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 роки тому
@@doozerakapuckfutin *coughin' they carry you off in
@Waltham1892
@Waltham1892 4 роки тому
He looks like a ventriloquist's dummy that's gone off on a solo career.
@royjonesrampage6684
@royjonesrampage6684 4 роки тому
Waltham1892 even laughs like one
@Waltham1892
@Waltham1892 4 роки тому
@@royjonesrampage6684 Now that you mention it, yes...
@2000dhruvagarwal
@2000dhruvagarwal 4 роки тому
This is the best comment ever 😂
@batters4718
@batters4718 4 роки тому
Wow you're so original. Oh wait...
@carlfranz6805
@carlfranz6805 4 роки тому
And a very successful one indeed.
@kellendoyle3148
@kellendoyle3148 3 роки тому
I’ve watched this 6 times now and it still makes me laugh
@doozerakapuckfutin
@doozerakapuckfutin 2 роки тому
Only 6 lol
@rneedham667
@rneedham667 2 роки тому
Me Too or more!!
@seanpenn659
@seanpenn659 2 роки тому
He's brilliant
@fernando.2330
@fernando.2330 2 роки тому
14:10 this man is just a genuis with the jokes 😭😭 omg this is so good
@rambo7135
@rambo7135 2 роки тому
He is the best comedian in the world. Nobody else comes close!
@truthcantbesilenced4533
@truthcantbesilenced4533 8 місяців тому
Bill Burr is pretty lit.
@obibomb6431
@obibomb6431 4 роки тому
“Your not grading potato paintings are you?” I’m dying inside! 😂🤣
@danijelujcic8644
@danijelujcic8644 3 роки тому
You're*
@lenaqui148
@lenaqui148 3 роки тому
Don't forget to tag your favourite gag!
@desertdaisymarie6951
@desertdaisymarie6951 3 роки тому
Yer, they don’t do potato painting in SpEd..
@NicoSavio2395
@NicoSavio2395 3 роки тому
"has anyone in here actually seen a ghost?" "whoooo" wait a minute...
@trueRisshi
@trueRisshi 3 роки тому
8
@jitr0619
@jitr0619 3 роки тому
@@trueRisshi yeah 8
@iconoclast137
@iconoclast137 6 місяців тому
i love how he actively encourages hecklers and makes it a whole part of his act
@anthonybensonjr6949
@anthonybensonjr6949 2 роки тому
My face hurts its so hard to be quiet when he opens his mouth a tells jokes I love it 👏👏👏
@benrhysf
@benrhysf 4 роки тому
Count Down, not Dracula’s special needs brother, SUCH A BRILLIANT JOKE🤣🤣🤣
@marieadesola5275
@marieadesola5275 4 роки тому
Ooooo shii...i Just got it!!😂😂😂😂
@LAnonHubbard
@LAnonHubbard 4 роки тому
I had to pause the video at that point and think about it. When I got it, I did laugh out loud.
@alexandrapascal6744
@alexandrapascal6744 4 роки тому
Hilarious. It took a moment to get it though
@sonofabrick2945
@sonofabrick2945 4 роки тому
Haha I saw that on cats does countdown I laughed 😂
@MemeGang420
@MemeGang420 4 роки тому
I don't get it x_x
@floatinggoose9197
@floatinggoose9197 4 роки тому
Holy shit. New content. 10 year old new content but still, Thanks Jimmy. Not enough top tier comedians do much with their UKposts. Good on ya mate, thanks for uploading
@floatinggoose9197
@floatinggoose9197 4 роки тому
@Rich West Yea, I noticed pretty shortly after I commented. Still nice to have the full show up, instead of watching other peoples channels who have edited all his content together
@IrenaDeacon
@IrenaDeacon 4 роки тому
I wonder what is his newest content because I'm trying to find it all over and I can't find anything new. Did he stop doing comedy does anybody know what happened?
@floatinggoose9197
@floatinggoose9197 4 роки тому
@@IrenaDeacon does a British TV game show, and it's just take your time off. Not all Comics put a special out every year
@floatinggoose9197
@floatinggoose9197 4 роки тому
@@IrenaDeacon or he's dead
@rabbitphobia
@rabbitphobia 4 роки тому
You do realise Jimmy Carr is not actually replying right? Anyone can start a channel using any name that's available, I just thought you should know this before you get too disappointed when he doesn't reply.
@jazzpip1
@jazzpip1 2 роки тому
"Razy Lacisism" 😂
@brandonspeas8494
@brandonspeas8494 8 місяців тому
He needs to do a show in the usa. He's fucking hilarious
@alexparadise91
@alexparadise91 4 роки тому
It’s like 3 in the morning and I choked on my drink when he said “A threesome with two girls means he’s thinking of you. So you have someone to talk to afterwards”
@eamonhanka
@eamonhanka 4 роки тому
I'm sat in a bar in Hanoi, having a few beers, no company, laughing like a lunatic at this with my headphones on. Thanks Jimmy!!
@Pagliacci_Rex
@Pagliacci_Rex 2 роки тому
I like how you remind everyone it's all jokes and shouldn't be applied to real life.
@WhisperingWempe
@WhisperingWempe 9 місяців тому
53:50 my favorite scene. Hearing it Registering it And suddenly reacting to it
@KlepticHeist
@KlepticHeist 4 роки тому
I actually like how the audience are good sports about his jokes, it makes them way funnier when the people he's talking to laugh along with them.
@alisonn7200
@alisonn7200 4 роки тому
"Every night after the show, I have attractive women banging on my dressing room door and sometimes I let them out". Love it.
@texasray5237
@texasray5237 3 роки тому
Woody Allen thanks you.
@Nic560
@Nic560 3 роки тому
He copied that off dean martin
@cybinnaturaldomaincnd3955
@cybinnaturaldomaincnd3955 3 роки тому
This guy is epic, no limits haha
@MarcoshijodeJesus
@MarcoshijodeJesus Рік тому
This is the first special that make jokes about Islam and not just Christianity. Tank you.
@sit-insforsithis1568
@sit-insforsithis1568 10 місяців тому
Show is from 10 year ago
@paulpaganhawkmarshall8286
@paulpaganhawkmarshall8286 4 роки тому
Fifty shades of grey the best selling book that year, whats the world coming too? The most subtle joke Ive ever heard!
@epiphonedude4999
@epiphonedude4999 4 роки тому
Paul PaganHawk Marshall I noticed that he also looked in the direction of the lesbians with a sly look. If that was the intent, it’s a perfect triple entendre. If not, I still choose to believe that he looked at the lesbians
@bitzibaerlie
@bitzibaerlie 4 роки тому
The one about the teacher girlfriend who wanted him to put his hand up before sex was very subtle as well. (Not sure if it was in this show or one of the other two; watched them in a row)
@RezEverday
@RezEverday 4 роки тому
Was in this one ye. I was like 10 seconds behind on that one
@DevilCryno
@DevilCryno 3 роки тому
Thinking about it now, 50 shades of grey wasn't such a horrible thing to happen with this world.
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 роки тому
@@DevilCryno I reasd the whoole trilogy, & didn't find it overly sexual.
@SILENTSLICE50
@SILENTSLICE50 4 роки тому
You light up ours lives..with absolute darkness. Thank you Mr. Carr
@unstoppablezone4980
@unstoppablezone4980 2 роки тому
A fearless and intelligent comic...very rare. LMAO.
@karlmark9967
@karlmark9967 2 роки тому
I love the constant put down of the hecklers
@uniqueflowsnake
@uniqueflowsnake 4 роки тому
Real cool of you to put up a whole show. Real cool. Thank you.
@XmanSully
@XmanSully 4 роки тому
03:43 the bit about being hysteric when the landline rings - that is spot on. It's only there to keep my PTSD on high alert mode
@alexf7377
@alexf7377 4 роки тому
When my landline rings, I need to decide whether to be highly abusive, or string the 'microsoft support department' along for as long as possible. Managed 45 minutes so far, but would really like to achieve the full hour.
@zawar8225
@zawar8225 4 роки тому
@@alexf7377 I achieved at least 9 hours once it was hilarious
@karun_vv7190
@karun_vv7190 2 роки тому
I love Jimmy, always take things to extremes.
@apopisso6302
@apopisso6302 5 місяців тому
He can offend everybody and get away with it. Brilliant!
@jmaraman3869
@jmaraman3869 3 роки тому
I’m not British but I just discovered this guy he’s great
@Liaaaam
@Liaaaam 3 роки тому
Check out Roy Chubby Brown & Paul Chowdhry :)
@raven7350
@raven7350 4 роки тому
1 hour 30 mins of pure gold, this guy is a machine and never fails one;)
@DBRising
@DBRising 2 роки тому
Do not let your comedic guard down with this chap. Layers upon layers of funny. Stay frosty y'all!
@THEREALBLU13
@THEREALBLU13 3 роки тому
I still love the “where’s Alan” bait
@LoBoToM81
@LoBoToM81 3 роки тому
49:50 I'm Polish but I've always loved Monty Python's and I'm glad that this type I humour: no taboo, no topics too grave to joke about, laughing at oneself, is still percent in British culture. Loved it. Keep up the Lord's work.
@SenthilKumar-pb3nu
@SenthilKumar-pb3nu Рік тому
Probably the best standup comedian with intellectual and daring wits 👏👌
@TwistedMediaOnt
@TwistedMediaOnt 2 роки тому
Love his humor and his laugh... on another note he looks like he is ready to be groomed 😆🤣 keep up the good work you are now my favorite comedian
@buscapee
@buscapee 3 роки тому
Very impressive. He gets those joke off like a machine gun
@philippweisang
@philippweisang 3 роки тому
That fire-exit joke was a Hedberg joke!
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 роки тому
Jimmy delivered it better.
@MantraHerbInchSin
@MantraHerbInchSin Рік тому
I laughed out loud many times, this is so gold!
@ritikd225
@ritikd225 3 роки тому
"She's gonna be dead before she testifies"🤣🤣🤣
@benjohnson6833
@benjohnson6833 3 роки тому
Epstein's girlfriend?
@ronin_bd9418
@ronin_bd9418 3 роки тому
@@benjohnson6833 😂😂😂 OMFG - that's fucking brutal 😂😂😂 respect.
@dragon___
@dragon___ 3 роки тому
@@benjohnson6833 he was talking about Jimmy Savile
@benjohnson6833
@benjohnson6833 3 роки тому
@@dragon___ 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
@sameeryadav2893
@sameeryadav2893 4 роки тому
Thank you so much for this full video please keep uploading other full stand up videos.
@PaiOeShi
@PaiOeShi 2 роки тому
Great show as usual. This Canadian started loving funny "Panel Shows" because of you, such great humour, tyvm Mr Carr.
@Scratchingforcash
@Scratchingforcash 2 роки тому
Jimmy puts the laughter in slaughter.
@asmartistenthusiast3469
@asmartistenthusiast3469 2 роки тому
The other way around more like.
@ermagerd101
@ermagerd101 4 роки тому
An hour and a half of solid humour! Thanks Jimmy for putting in the effort. Loved the witty replies to the hecklers.
@itsonlyentertainment2937
@itsonlyentertainment2937 4 роки тому
I'm a big Jimmy Carr fan, but Toby's "tickets to this show" heckle was genuinely funny
@Katstandfield
@Katstandfield 4 роки тому
My sons name is Toby, I was crying laughing with the "Tobys mum" insults *Gasp* Tobys mum ate him!
@insomniacbritgaming1632
@insomniacbritgaming1632 4 роки тому
You could see Jimmy truly laugh at that heckle
@megacultureshock
@megacultureshock Рік тому
Thank you Sir for bringing such joy, and happiness to so many people. My hat's off to you btother!
@passerby-0978
@passerby-0978 2 роки тому
« That is your conscience, you monster » I died there 😂😂 HAHAHAH
@joycejohnson7164
@joycejohnson7164 3 роки тому
All toast is brown. You're thinking of bread. LOL
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 3 роки тому
Don't heckle Jimmy -- you ain't smart enough, & you WILL lose!
@gymnasiast90
@gymnasiast90 3 роки тому
No, DO heckle Jimmy. It's funnier for the rest of us. ;)
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 роки тому
@@gymnasiast90 fair point. But the point remains, they ain't smart enough & they DO lose! But funnily.
@xxashley314xx
@xxashley314xx 2 роки тому
@@NatandGeorge what's ain't short for?
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